Was it the prison?

In the Midwest people are just like that

Now do it in real Life American Style Fuck Yeah.

i clocked it was him on the final run but theres no way to prevent it which is a shame. i just waited for the timer to run out, it reloaded me in the previous room, then glitched and halfway through beating some guy up told me id shot him and how guilty i shoudl feel.

@@ReplicantBattyman That's sort of the issue I have with it, it only really works the first time around. Granted, that's how most twists in stories work.

@@mr.meloetta1939 I guess most people won’t play the game more than once anyway

I hated that part because it gives you no choice. It just comes across as dumb and hackneye and even in the context of the plot it makes no sense.

@@BOYVIRGO666 i mean it makes sense in that you and the character get conditioned by it to do it as fast as possible it was less well done then when spec ops the line did it

“Sandbox game*” Addendum desperately needs to be added.

TackX22 yeah. R6 is reaaally good

in hindsight that move was a surprise from Ub Tom Clancys Ghost Recon: another Ubisoft open world Tom Clancys Rainbow Six: esport shooter Tom Clancys The Division: MMO Tom Clancys Splinter Cell: what will this be?

Norbert Csorba either A) linear stealth action game. B) Open world stealth action gAme. C) Attempt to fill the MGS void

Norbert Csorba Zero Punctuation is sooo 2009

I tried putting so many Magnum rounds into the sheriff's face, but that damned pornostached fucker still kept telling me what to do.

EXACTLY. That freaking cult leader was begging to die and the best we get is watching him totally lose it and recite random scripture bits as a nuke appears out of nowhere. I'm still convinced he nuked the valley himself and the game that just came out being a spinoff seems to fit that theory. Because I'm quite certain at best one nuke should be falling in the vicinity of that patch nowhere. There are tens of thousands of better targets, so given the cult's weirdly infinite resources I'm guess he built weakish homemade ones and put them everywhere and no one noticed...somehow. That would've been a fun side mission, sneaking around defusing bombs for an alternate ending, but nope.

@@010203109 In reality, I don't think nuclear war would ever be possible. No-one on the planet wants a nuclear war, and as such, nobody in any government would ever start one. The Nuke is just disconnected from the story, and makes everything pointless. Honestly, this game is probably the best far cry game in terms of gameplay, but the second you enter a cutscene everything just becomes stupid.

@Channel07 Hahaha. 'Abusive relationship' I like that. Very true.

2 years later and this is still one of the best KZfaq comments I've read. so relatable and so true lmaoo

When hell freezes over

#HelicopterLivesMatter

When you first start the game and talk to the cult leader, don't put the hand cuffs on him. Eventually everyone turns and goes back home and the game ends, helicopter undamaged.

don't think we're quite ready for such revolutionary design.

Prey 2017

Joseph Fox Don’t forget to deport the Knights too!

Make England Great Again. Elect Aelfred.

pirate supremacist!

*Odin will remember that*

Abolish the Danelaw.

Sir, you have my attention.

But is there a pet bald eagle?

DatGrunt sadly no

I'm a little triggered.

The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry am I bad person for letting him get shot up, just to give belly rubs?

Gotta hit that american bashing quota my dude

The British are just self conscious that they went from most powerful nation in the world to a country with about 30 years left of being relevant

He makes a ton of good points, I mean anyone with a brain realizes we are following in the footsteps of the Roman Empire, specifically with terrible wealth distribution.

Anastasia Kaschak Oh yeah, our time is over. This empire has been in crumbling free fall for quite some time.

Anastasia Kaschak Right analogy, wrong government. We're following in the footsteps of the Roman REPUBLIC, currently standing just short of the assassination of Tiberius Gracchus. We haven't reached the point yet where things are so bad we would willingly accept an emperor just to fix all the problems, and I believe there's still time to halt the process.

I also like how they make a joke about that early on.

I guess I'm alone on this, but I actually liked climbing the towers. Likewise with the viewpoints on Assassin's Creed

Jacob Taylor Same here.

I actually loved the challenge of climbing towers and the way it opened up a little more of the map.

But I love towers, my pet cat's name is tower, I grind towers and use them as shampoo

In the era of which femboys have gotten popular and accepted, I'm pretty sure it is a compliment.

@@jonathansotelo4877 which is an insult in and of itself

Far cry 5 is the best open world game in existence

@@TV-cv1eb Have you played Witcher 3?

@@timgreen9677 yeah combat was rather boring as far as melee based gameply goes

@@kingt0295 I'd say Just Cause 3 for dumb fun

WillyMacShow ayyy, you watch zero punctuation, love the channel! And yeah you're right the coop can be quite funny with a good friend

If it had 3-4 player coop it would be the best game of this year.

Emmett Montanaro yeah that would be awesome I have two other friends with the game and I wish we could all play at the same time

Coop is best from server side. Nothing fun happens when you're host. But as soon as you join a friend, bears are plants, trucks explode for no reason, and enemies become helicopters.

Anthony Madden Both like borderlands?

i know right

Stephen Smith what is this 'good review' you speaking of? I never heard of this on this channel before.

udhsids entertaining and somewhat informative.

udhsids watch the dark souls reviews. Just about the only 'positive' ones

Anthony Caruso (I know he have a few 'positive' video. Is just funny when he upload them.)

He also enjoyed Minecraft as well.

Shad8x without primal

Shad8x me too

I'm well aware they keep making the same game over and over. But I keep enjoying them (except primal, that was just shit)

Yup, i agree with you fellas, Primal was just not fun.

Andrei Savulescu im one of you but fc primal was just pushing it

What makes a hairdo a man-bun, as opposed to being simply a bun? I'm going to guess it's sexist insecurity.

@@colehartel7206 it's fairly simple. A bun on the back of the head, on someone who is traditionally male or identifies as male, is referred to as the style "man-bun"

brainflash1 or Gun toying Republicans will kill us all with nukes

@@Crystal_Dylan Some clearly slept through the last presidency.

@@Crystal_Dylan let's not forget that it was actually Biden who threatened to bomb the civilian populace in his comments on gun control...

It wasn't about leaving. You're a cop ranger guy. You're trying to release the people from the tyranny of the hipster dudes.

@@TokyoKazama You're forgetting the game started and ended (depending on which ending you got) with references to getting the National Guard to help out. It would have made much more sense to fly to civilization and inform state and federal authorities about what was happening (also remember that there is a U.S. Marshal MIA). I'm not saying it was a bad game; I'm saying the access to airplanes is a huge plot hole.

Viewers: Did you like Far Cry 5? Yahtzee: Yyeess-ish.

@@rosie8059 Yahtzee's mind the good: ehhhhhh The bad: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ping 404. Wow ur the first person to comment that on a far cry 5 video, your super original

Nicholas Stavinoha Thank you!

Doesn't make it any less true, this series is as much of a line graph as Assassin's Creed.

Nicholas Stavinoha he's just making a point that is basiclly true so yeah you're gunna see comments like that quite often on Far Cry videos, it's to be expected. So calm your titties.

but significantly worse than both

That first sentence is almost godlike in how poorly-written it is.

care to explain?

Then explain it, Master.

Enlighten we mere plebs

It... probably is referring to around the end of Pax Romana and towards the division of Roman Empire. Thay fits perfectly to the current situation, actually.

>2018 >Reading a book LOL, nice joke grandpa

Kinda sounds like they did learn some stuff with this tho

woah

Nick Lager Well.. that reveals a lot...

And genders. Don't forget genders. They make sure to tell you when you start their games now :D

Isnt this that political correctness so many people on the net seems to be so riled up about?

Not really, all the cultists Ive seen look like a neanderthal who hasnt bathed or cut his hair in 10 years, so no not racially diverse

The Spongy Mallard far cry 2 is the best

Nope, 2 is shit.

It's not bad as far as a Far Cry games go. Although, oddly I kinda missed FC4 at times. Pagan Min was fiercely underrated.

Pagan Min is fantastic. Just a shame he could only be bothered to show up maybe three times during the story. I guess this is why FC5 has the player character get abducted by the bad guys a comedic number of times.

Robert Neville 2 and 1 were wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttter

All three endings were shit. Two of them seemed ripped from a B horror movie.

Pajamapants Jack nukes don't explode that big people would have been often vaporized when it gone off all endings are shit

but he to invincible like he never got hurt from the helicopter crash or the truck or anything.he just like a marvel movie character just scratches here and there and only a bit dirty.

Dude like WTF? Already spoiling the ending? It's 3 days for an episode, 3 weeks for game/movie and 3 months for a book... that's the golden rule for not being a spoiling... person

Not that I disagree that him spoiling was a dick move, but I've never once heard that time rule on spoilers before.

ZP fans are the most educated group, damn

You think the US...hasn't yet started being an empire? For real?

@@JonahLoeb in my defense, two years ago I a) didn't actually understand what an empire was, and b) was still buying the propaganda that we're a democracy not an oligarchy.

@@danieljames1868 lol no sweat, we all get radicalized at different times. welcome to the party, pal

wtf?

I haven't heard a peep about how it's the first game that lets you play as a woman, and all the endings turn out shitty (and maybe a tad rapey from a certain perspective).

Not that I don't mind the political, anti trump, joke but why does he never go after the left? It just seems repetitive because, if he can make a political joke, we will know what coming. It funnier when he plays with our expectations

In Yahtzee's defense, the Right at this current point in time (July 12 2019) are doing things that can only be described as "things a video game bad guy would think are good ideas." Maybe when the Right stops being so laughable, and they start y'know not obstructing the government from governing, then maybe we can throw jabs at the left for being bleeding hearts. Frankly, its difficult to call the left bleeding hearts right now considering the whole increase of national debt, the lack of anything going on in Congress, and (of course) the children in cages

Jacob Domosh Way to take everything at face value and skim the headlines of editorials

@Chaz Hagen Antifa are generally comprised of left anarchists which is literally almost as far as you can possible be on the political compass from fascism. In fact their name is literally just a shortened version of the word anti-fascist. Maybe learn political theory before speaking about politics so you don't just think fascism means "when somebody does political violence"

@@Bryndleson doesn't matter what they call themselves when their actions are the opposite. Just because someone says their spirit is a wolf, doesn't make it true. Antifa employs facistic tactics to combat who they deem to be nazis, which seen as they are communists, is everyone who isn't them.

mccarthy00 as soon as Channel Awesome rebrands as The Nostalgia Critic. 😆😂😂

mccarthy00 its still got all its old content on it so idk if they ever will

"Assembling a rag tag resistant to fight tyrannical loonies threatening your way of life" literally describes every numbered farcry game since 3

It was Joseph himself that caused doomsday

That's true, but they were more doomsday preppers than religious. An anti-government, anti-corporate terrorist cell of non-religious doomsday preppers would have been way more Montana than a religion.

*rolls eyes*

There's only about 20000-60000 fundamentalist Mormons in the US, though. Also, Mormons in general don't strike me as particularly militant, especially when compared to Conservative Evangelicals. I've actually met and spoken with some American Mormons, and they were very nice and polite people. Some of my relatives are also Mormons, and they're fairly moderate folk, especially when compared to most Pentecostals and Jehova's Witnesses. I'm not American, but to me Texas would strike as an appropriate state for this kind of thing, given that David Koresh and Marshall Applewhite (founder of Heaven's Gate) were both Texans.

Yes, when I think of cults Waco, Heaven's Gate and Jonestown are the ones that come to mind. Mormons when compared to FLDS Mormons are far too easy going and polite to ever form such a thing and certainly would never engage in violence or consider a mass suicide pact. And they are definitely pretty mellow compared to Evangelicals and Jehovah's Witnesses.

I narrowed my suggestions to the Rocky Mountain West because the setting of Far Cry 5 is there. Texas has a pretty different climate and geography (although you wouldn't know that playing Red Dead Redemption). But otherwise I agree about evangelicals and Texas. Montana is sometimes lumped into "The Unchurched Belt" with Oregon and Washington because it has one of the lowest per capita religiosity in the country. You can search Wikipedia for "List of U.S. states and territories by religiosity" and find that Montana was 7th LEAST religious state. I suggest "Under the Banner of Heaven" if you want to learn about fundamentalist Mormonism. It is quite militant.

His new girlfriend brought him to San Francisco and is brainwashing him thoroughly

Man I sure love my apolitical games like Spec ops the Line, Bioshock, COD: Modern Warfare, Fallout: New Vegas, The Witcher 3... Politics bad. I like it when video games don’t say anything of substance about the world (what do people think they are, art or something?)

Right? All these whiny americans crying about having to think about something for once in their damn lives. It's all for a laugh anyway.

I don't see how it gets in the way, I can see why some people would think it's incessant in this video but it's not like he derails the video, The episode still maintains flow and given the nontroversy around a handful people trying to call the game out as SJW because it was set in America it is somewhat fitting.

I agree with that sentiment. However, I also have a sneaking suspicion you wouldn't if the direction of the joke were reversed.

Jokira Almost no Americans complained about the game. It was mostly left leaning journalists complaining about the game not being heavily political. Please get off your high horse Mr.1000IQ.

DatGrunt, Jokira is talking about zero punctuation, not the game.

I'm a Greenlander and don't worry. I play open world games for the shooty shooty fun stuff.

Nah as someone who doesn't live in 'Murica I think if all of Montana was like Hope County I would like to vacation there. It is absolutely gorgeous (ingame at least, not sure what the state is like irl)

Yeah, it's a middle finger to all your effort throughout the game.

DreamyWolf not the good kind of middle finger as well

to be fair they were all more or less pretty shitty so it shouldn't come as a surprise

I liked it

Spoiler Warning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alright. So, I dont understand. They could have made room for some Kefka Esque ending. The world is destroyed, it's you and the father. Well, there are about 5 thousand bunkers. Someone should have survived. How about make it so you have to watch the new order grow. Either join him or rebuild a resistance. Now you have to go to all the bunkers you were just in and recruit people. Something. Just being tied to the bed for poop hole pleasures is kinda... lame. Give us some reason to go and get all the perks and money. I like the nukes... but pepper it up. Give us some Metal Gear battle where you and the father have a shirtless punch match on a mech. Idk. I feel empty.

yeah it's beautiful how they complain how "SJWs" are so easily butthurt when they have even less amount of tolerance.

@@ElDrHouse2010 Yeah....I mean just look at all those butthurt "protests" -riots- in 2008 and 2012 in comparison to the jeez, I dunno, "peaceful demonstrations" -RIOTS- in 2016. *cough cough*

This guy know what's up.

@Joe Bennett - sees comments about how trump supporters get triggered easily - *"Ill show them! Watch how triggered I can get!"*

@Joe Bennett Dude. Close your mouth and use your brain. You're being mocked.

If you mean the "YOU GONNA GET FUCKED NOW" interruptions where it just literally teleports you out mid-gameplay, yeah, that irritating at first and got progressively worse - all that to watch a bunch of cutscenes...