“Want to never visit the website again?” Is that a selling point now?

@@cablekibble2942 Until we get the video player fixed, I'd say so for lots of KZfaq users.

@@theescapist all this talk of fannies that Mr Croshaw is doing is getting me hot under the collar.

I have no problems here and I do not know what officals in your area have said, but the virus Co.Vi.D.-19 will mst likey need a 6 month to decrease to a "safe" level. I have written this just to try and stop false hope or misallinded beliefs, sadly I feel the need to state that this is not an attack on you, the reader, viewer, cominator/narator/presenter, channel, government, country or anything/anyone else other then possible the human belief that aggrestion is a positive and disrable trait/action. Thank you for reading this far. Have a positive feeling, it will feel positive. :)

I would, but if I watch it now, then I'll rob my future self of it, and I'm already running out of things to keep myself busy.

And this time, they were at least introduced to a "really big bomb."

I love that Umbrella probably spent millions on making Nemesis, the t-Virus and whatnot, but all Nemesis can do is throw Jill around a bit and would have eventually gotten blown up at the end anyway. I don't understand why they couldn't just use one of their many hired mercenaries to sneak into her apartment and shoot her in the head, or snipe her on the street, or kill her in some trivial way instead of using Tyrants. A random dude with an AR-15 could do what both Mr. X and Nemesis failed to do.

And don't forget that our characther has feelings and suffer, and after that she uses a big gun to destroy the gelatine monster. I miss RE4

@@TheCheat_1337 Honestly I'm surprised the whole Umbrella security team Carlos was in wasn't just the backup plan, if Jill somehow survived. They're LITERALLY hired by Umbrella. Just give them an extra bonus if they cap S.T.A.R.S. members while escorting them through an alleyway or something. Plus that would've been the perfect way to wrap up what happens to Carlos at the end of the game, bc I highly doubt Capcom's gonna bring him back for a sequel.

Oh yeah, data’s the good stuff. A few kilos of data, a couple of hired pleasure, and the local cops bought off...yeah, it’s the thug life. Men, they bleed for days, kill for data, give ****jobs in the park for a gram of the stuff. Who needs sex when you got a few lines of data and a rope?!

yeah cause remember all those good multiplayer resident evil games

At least it’s average...... in comparison to all the others REmultiplayers..... right?

marc fremont I’m not saying Capcom WOULD have done this, but in a wonderful dream world where the multiplayer was cut entirely, more resources were sent into the main campaign, and the price was cut by $20, I would have been completely happy.

@@nitronization1 Perfectly balanced

It would've been interesting to see the game take a note from until dawn, prioritized the multiplayer aspect, and gave us a game akin to the original RE3... Oh, I would even welcome the cheesy out of date dialougue too.

Holy crap, I didn't realize until now that ff7 is going through the same beats as Days of future past.

He can undo RE5 while he’s at it

There's actually a conspiracy that Capcom is actually doing these Remakes to make sure they can retcon RE5 and 6.

How's he gonna handle the Inevitable Resident Evil 4 remake, I'm worried for him

There are people who actually love RE6, so please don't be an ass--thanks!

is the multiplayer that forgetable or that bad? im still not that well versed in yhatze speak

Felipe Boero Yahtzee absolutely hates multiplayer so I thought his comment at the end about the voices in his head telling him to hurt himself was funny. I haven’t given the multiplayer a proper go but it didn’t seem that great, kind of looks like they just tacked it on the main game.

@@egontokessy1610 Your not missing a thing!

@@egontokessy1610 The multiplayer mode is alright. Not great but alright. A 1v4 affair where you summon zombies and monsters to stop four players from making progress through a few areas. I would've mained it but that meant I'd have to buy a not good 3make

Dany that’s the way it looked for me based on it’s tutorial. Haven’t played an online match yet. I personally enjoyed three but was surprised how lacking it was in content. Feels like dlc for 2.

Might as well be asking if we want to give up some trophies and in game rewards.

I mean, that's been a thing for most Capcom games, like devil may cry, spesifically

Should’ve asked me if I wanted a hard mode. Sekiro needs a hard mode.

@@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight It's kind of funny when some people asked the opposite lol

You're not too familiar with Capcom tropes, are you?

The flashbacks are real. Please make it stop.

The homunculus from Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood?

@@thegaminglord2190 No

the gaming LORD No

God bless Jim Sterling

I have that problem with monster hunter.

yes

@@Some_Really_Random_Dude. but monster hunter dont have ranking system But i kinda get the league part rank play basicaly doesn't exist to me

Well he hates multiplayer in general. But yeah no when my friends ask me to come back to any game like league I'm like, do you remember how bad I did last time, I'd much rather stick to my solo gaming until we can do dnd or card games again.... even if the card games make me want to slit wrists. Be it mine or theirs is the question.

@@judygambel2801 if i had to guess he means that his teammates fck up so hard that he failes the quest without carting once or he played it on voice chat with either little noisy kids or top level elitist tripping him constantly with their oversized longsword shaped bollocks

@Vox Populi **Opens mouth... closes mouth...** Wait, do you hear the fanboys in the bushes? IT'S A TRAP!!!

Remember when villains from 80s cartoons seemed unrealistically evil, and we'd thought greed and the potential public backlash would make people sensible wile they tried to get as much money as possible.

The only unrealistic part is that canonically they *don't* get away with it.

but even real life evil corporations are more reasonable than that

Cristálido No. No they are not.

I'd prefer a dominatrix that thought it would be fun to swim in a pool of acid for fun and injects steroids into himself like it is as normal as drinking water......but I guess his is shorter.

He looked better in the old game.

@@Umbra_Ursus And isn't that saying something...

his face in the remake looked more like melted cheese

You got to kill the chunky zombie first to hide in there.

the, "now what bitch" line was adding so much to that gag

Pajama Sam Icon is absolutely yes

miniskirt is still there if you preordered. it's actually a skort btw

I don't think any of the remakes were necesary, the original games are excellent even to this day. They should remake re survivor, that game is not only silly but painfully bad

@@facetron9658 remake re dead aim. then capcom can say they're a very inclusive company for featuring a transgender antagonist

I'm still holding on to the vain hope that that's a mistranslation that hasn't been corrected because of the virus and that they're really planning on remaking Code Veronica, because that is basically Resident Evil 4, just not named that because people were more nervious about numbering there series past 3 back then. Like, Veronica is still close enough to what's happening in these two REmakes for them to use a lot of the same assets with a few tweaks. Going to the actual 4 would be going from 40s to 100 in just a few seconds.

They need to go backwards and release a RE1 remake at this point. Same company that did the RE2 remake this time please. :P

Well it was obviously a joke about how it would certainly not be over in a month or two...

Context is that many US politicians (including the orange peel) were saying as much, hence the joke.

"just a joke guyz!" not really. That was obviously his actual opinion. He was just wrong.

@@idontlikeyouyo I don't really see how you figure that he seemed pretty sarcastic to me

@@idontlikeyouyo it was clearly a sarcastic joke.....you're that girl aren't you? I knew you were

I miss that

How's he gonna handle the Inevitable Resident Evil 4 remake, I'm worried for him

The evil industry or the game industry in this case?

@Ronin Martinez LOOKIE HERE BOYS! WE GOT US AN OPTIMIST! I wish I could believe that man...

Words to live by

Yep. October here and everything's somehow ten times better /s

@@madeliner1682 Yep, looking forward to November which promises to be the time when everything is fixed forever.

Yeah and December is even better!

Okay, how long are we gonna keep the chain going?

@@anonymaton948 What chain?

WHAT MULTIPLAYER MODE, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT, STOP BEING SO SILLY, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!????

But theres no multiplayer

@@joeburnett9496 exactly

Nope...its fairly new...words like that have a way of sneaking into your vocabulary based on what people around you say...he also said "toilet roll" instead of "big roll" as somebody else pointed out

He lived in Australia for a long time before that too though didnt he

@@WayStedYou I honestly thought he was still out here. At least he dodged the flaming hellscape we did earlier in the year.

@@WayStedYou Yeah but that's just British Texas

Going back to his Diablo 3 video, he's used Pants ever since 2012. Even earlier if you take into account his "pants-on-head" meme.

You're a god. Too bad I already binged all if the games we had in common.

funx24x7 I just watch the four hour long vids of his that compile every review he made in a year

Is there a cheat for mobile?!

Sy West If you’re using the KZfaq app you can double tap the right/left edges of the video to skip 10 seconds forward/backwards

I like to air drum along with it.

The spider-like thing?

Well they needed one thing to sell Capcom. And hey I ain't judging the higher uppers at Capcom........just slowly back away from them.

...what...?

@@danieltobin4498 that's what everyone said when Capcom asked everyone working on the to add it in

@@danieltobin4498 There's a scene where a bug creature descends on Jill and sticks... something tentacle-y... straight down her throat for an extended amount of time, with multiple camera angles and everything to get you the best view of it. Then it injects all its babies into her stomach (there is even an inventory screen that shows an x-ray of them squirming around inside you), and afterward you take a green herb and she pukes them up. But its done so nonchalantly for what is actually happening, like all Jill says about it is "eww, gross". There are even written notes about it around the area in which the people who wrote the notes sorta just treat it as a regular occurrence and not some horrific nightmare. And this is a normal enemy so you can get "filled up" multiple times. Its truly bizarre. I'm shocked how little people seem to be bothered by the idea of a spider creature doing that, people should be acting sick just from the thought of it (where are all the arachnophobes?), but I guess since the characters strangely don't seem to mind all that much then neither do any of the players. (maybe Jill is into it? I'm joking of course)

I opt to sprinkle a little leet in there and use R3make.

Maybe you're BOTH pretentious knobs

@@blaznpookie ...Perhaps

I just add E's depending on which game I'm talking about. REmake, REEmake, and REEEmake.

@@coltonsin64 Eventually you're gonna make the sound idiots do when they see a "normie". Myself included.

Lucky... I had to inject spiders with the t-virus. Stupid things kept trying to escape.

You people are lucky, I had to inject leeches and my boss was creepy as hell.

@@zeno1122 I wanted to set the lab on fire when they got out that last time but noooo they wanted to let them try and eat people. Stupid people, at least we dont have to worry about the spiders that can ignite themselves, or the scorpions that can turn invisible....

This is nothing I tried interning for Aperture Science once and now my blood is pure gasoline. _Help me._

Yeah that aged like milk

@Yer Nan I'm still hoping that one comes true

*cries in january quarantine

@@mangojuic3e depresses in February Portuguese quarantine

He cleverly added a generous serving of sarcasm to that.

I guess we should just be thankful the pandemic hasn't lasted a few *years* Yet.

Pretty sure that was a shot across the bow at Trump's absurd claim that the pandemic would disappear when the weather warmed up. Like a miracle, you could say.

Rick Dice What’s next, an RE5-make?

@@E1craZ4life I'm actually guessing the remakes will be on the spinoffs. So maybe Code:Veronica next.

No it wasn't, it was a spin off given main title status due to Sony slave contract Code Veronica is the real RE3 the game we got in 99 was a full flegde spin off. This game was the Resistance Campaign not worth the 60 dollars

@@nybxcrotona God, I hope so. Code Veronica had some neat ideas a slightly more interesting locale than just another ludicrously elaborate mansion, but it alway felt like the unwanted stepchild of the series.

@@tonyinfinite5174 this

fjshdf I was surprised to see that referenced

when was it referenced?

@@ctpp64 The neckbeard representing that RE2 enemy

Didnt know yahtzee uses ifunny

Because Mr. X gonna give it to ya

It reduces damage a bit if you succeed.

@@scottsymonds5649 You take less damage. It's the struggle mechanic from the classics.

Hes mentioning that because time can change his criticisms. One example is Bloodborne where he complains about how the loading times will never be patched because the game's on the PS4 only for it to be fixed 6 hours after the release of his review.

@@Lumia1175 I only started to do this recently, and since my brain not work good, I wans't really soup riced when I realized what was wrong ._.

RE3 feels like another helping of dessert. Doom Eternal feels like another full course meal.

To be fair, I think it's the other way around R3make felt it could be Mr. X on cocaine all the time but it was too scripted and didn't give enough diversity to the player, even though it was happening in the "entire" city instead of 3 scenarios ( police station,sewer, lab). R3make was rushed, they should've given it another year in devlopment to flush out better (and more) ideas to it.

@@Lgs260495 Nemesis (at least in this version) pales in comparison to X. X made me extremely nervous and paranoid to even go anywhere. Nem? He's more of a nuisance than an actual threat. I still enjoyed 3, though. I just prefer 2's creepier and more tense atmosphere.

@@ChaosTheory0 You can't be serious. Mr. X never really felt threatening. Just annoying, like the ghosts in SH4. I had trouble getting Nemesis off my ass in this game more than the original, and that's saying something. If it wasn't for grenades downing him, he'd be hard to deal with. The harder difficulties make this pretty clear. This game is going to be hell to speed-run lol.

@@petersutor5845 On the topic of speedruns, people can already get around an hour on Inferno difficulty.

*Mickey Mouse laugh*

Ouf

@Maintenance Renegade A game being lacklustre 20 years ago is not an excuse for a remake to be, let alone worse than the original in a lot ways. Capcom had the opportunity to make a fantastic game eith the brilliant elements of 3 as the foundation and they fucked it up.

@Maintenance Renegade CV sucks though

@Maintenance Renegade I don't really care about Jill or any of the characters in Resident Evil. I never understood that part of the fanfare, so rest easy I aint here to froth over Jill. What brilliant elements of 3 am I talking about? There's the core Resident Evil feedback loop of environmental exploration to solve puzzles and progress while managing inventory space and survival tools (think ammo, herbs etc.) I think RE3 built on this by having an expanded ammo crafting system, meaning if you had a weapon you enjoyed using it was worth your time to explore to find ammo types to mix. The fact that gunpowder and ammo was often hidden on bodies or behind parts of the environment made the player engage with their surroundings a bit more than previous titles too. Again in terms of exploration, events would change based on what location you would visit at what time. Sure it wasnt drastic but it added to the replay value of the game and spiced it up when you thought you were going to meet Nicholai at the gas station but Carlos is there and you get a new cutscene with him. It just rewards exploration with actual tangible things, not just the joy of seeing pretty screens. Atmosphere I think 3 did a good job with. Walking through the streets you can here screams and moaning and there's this sense of desolation and oppression. Every survivor you come across in the streets is killed, often eaten in front of you. Then you visit the RPD and upon returning to Uptown, nighttime has fallen and their are new enemies around. Changing the time of day and enemy places shifts not only the atmosphere to something new (howling winds etc.) but also transforms a familiar environment that you started to understand and feel "safe" in to something relatively new. It makes the backtracking less of a detractor (much like in 2 when Mr. X shows up just as you start feeling comfortabe in the RPD). The environments are pretty fresh. Say what you will about the quality of later environments but city streets/buildings - clocktower - park - water treatment/dead factory etc. are actually new visually than more underground labs and sewers. Carlos actually giving you useful items (eg GL ammo) in gameplay and also interacting with Jill on realtime fights (see restaurant Nemesis fight) It reinforces the character bond between Jill and Carlos through actual gameplay. I care about Carlos because he's actively helping me as a player. Nemesis was a great idea, yes hes prdtty janky sometimes but as a pursuer and persistent threat he works well. Nemesis actually drops useful shit, unique guns, first aid spray containers etc. In OG3 and even if his appearances are relatively scripted, his interactions with Jill are not. Nemesis is a lot more enjoyable to interact with when I don't know exactly what he's going to do. Again in terms of gameplay, yes, RE3 was more action based but look at how that was handled. You were given tools to make action sequences occur organically. Shotguns, assault rifles, more ammo, explosive barrels, big hoardes. These are all tools given to the player to create action orientated events. The remake all too often wrestles control away from the player to show them some action set piece rather than letting them be part of it. Mercenaries mode is a lot of fun and gives a good reason for more action based gameplay. I could go on but I hope I provided some decent ideas of what OG RE3 did well. These were all foundations to be built on and expanded, all too much of it was ignored or focus was in my opinion put in the wrong places. Also just as a note, there has been 20 years since the game originally launched and it was never even meant to be mainline entry. Anyone saying that the reason RE3make is disappointing because the original was disappointing is just making excuses for Capcom imo.

@Maintenance Renegade Whatever dude but that's the stupidest take I've read in a long time.

they worked as hard as me pee pee rn

I've heard claims that this was made as DLC for 2, but then they went ahead with releasing it on its own and added the multiplayer game to try to make the price worth it.

You just know they're going to rewrite that entire story. Crazy man obsessed with dressing like a woman as a villain in 2020? No way they'll let that fly again.

@@anthonylipira9526 They could pull it. They're just gonna focus really realllly damn hard on the mental illness part, and make them a lot more sympathetic. Which is gonna be hard.

@@anthonylipira9526 They're probably just going to do a silhouetted mannequin with Alfred doing the voice or something

@Vox Populi "suffer the consequences" Thanks for proving my point, you wannabe cultural commissar, self-appointed Voice Of The People. I'm sure you'll be able to punish and purge your way to utopia, comrade. I just wanted to play video games.

Anthony LiPira everyone said that about final fantasy 7’s cross dressing part and then they did it anyways. You act like the cross dressing of him is meant to antagonize cross dressers when it’s just showing an identity crisis. The only issue I could see is Claire’s “you cross dressing freak” but even that isn’t that bad

He has. Mind you it was a Star Wars game that was nothing but multiplayer so his options were limited.

I just skip 10 seconds every vid

I thought the 'cleared up in a month' was sarcasm

Yeah, expecting the dead to come back to life was hopelessly optimistic too. What was Yahtzee thinking!?

Kinda overeating dont you think

@@zerohero4359 I don't really think so. From my perspective, Capcom put out more RE content that I don't like vs content I do like, therefore won't be getting my support anymore. As for the details as to why I feel that way? Well, thats all subjective, wouldn't you say?

@@TheSmeyer707 you played the original, i didn't. You didn't like the game, I did. You won't buy the next game, I will. Sounds reasonable to me, sorry for the comment earlier

@@zerohero4359 no worries dude!

@@TheSmeyer707 I'm curious on what they are doing with what I hope is 8. I'm interested in if they are gonna have them hunting and fighting new virus or even 2 viruses having mutated and now made new creatures and types of zombies. I mean dont get me wrong I like the originals as well, but everything ages, it's why I have to be careful playing older games because the graphic differences cause me headaches. That's why I've got years worth of games I've yet to get past the start. Even with our own pandemic going on.

the cut so many parts its insane

@@alilweeb7684 And yet it's still longer than the original. Honestly, they improved the parts that were in the game so much vs. the original I don't much care. Clocktower and Park collectively are 10 minutes long. What really grinds me is that they didn't include the "choices" thing Yahtzee mentioned and Nemesis Stage 2. What is needed to make RE3 10/10 is the above, and longer, more organic chases by Nemesis (i.e., extend the opening city part by approximately double the time) and include the puzzles from the original (there were like no puzzles in the remake). EDIT: Also, I am CONVINCED Capcom rushed this team. What is in the game is incredibly polished and good. Nemesis is an overall upgrade to original game and Mr. X, if you ask me. It seems that they wanted to make the Clocktower/Park area but ran out of time (DLC maybe? Perhaps we can play as Carlos coming in from the Clocktower area to rescue Jill).

Nobody misses the fight with the giant worm? Just me? Ok

@@petersutor5845 In addition to the loss of the dynamic choices, I'm also let down by the lack of a "true hunter" Nemmy. In the original 3, Nemmy was scripted to show up at times, and would follow you through multiple areas, but you really felt like every exploratory step was a potential ass beating. Seeing how they made Mr X actually roam about the maps had me hyped for how on your butt Nemesis would be. But he feels less like a looming threat than he used to.

@@petersutor5845 The problem is they could have expanded those areas and made them better; that pretty much goes for really any part of the game, but they phoned it in. This game is essentially a giant "what could have been?" Instead, we're left with a hollowed out re-imagining that takes very little game design cues from its source material and instead gives us a thinly-veiled, noticeably short, unimaginatively designed and heavily padded action game that's propped up by a multiplayer game nobody asked for.

He didn't...or rather he might have if they hadn't messed up a bunch of shit after such a good job on 2

@@heartysquid ??? No? He said that it's weaker than RE2 but he still thinks it's alright.

His is "Recommended", "Do not recommend", and "Horrible but in such a way that is recommendable"

Nanner Dunlocke There’s also a “this was so boring and generic it’s not even fun to make fun of it” category.