COCO. DANKK

Yeah as a kid I thought the audacity to say to your host that you haven't slept well.

lmao FOR REAL! like what if she was just polite instead of honest?! 😅

King: *B E G O N E T H O T*

@@SilverGamingFI fghjk ... this is a top teer comment

Nazik Adam Yeah, so annoying

Wait ur profile pic is the meme he used in the video

@@NoOne-cf4ii i too was surprised when my profile picture popped up

Nazik Adam ikr 🙄

Nazik Adam ur profile picture explains how i’m feeling rn lol

It makes me wonder what will happen to the princess when she and her prince went on their honey moon

@@sophiavillanueva9602 Get that poor girl a wheelchair!

Don't kink shame the prince.

@@sinandcyanide7505 😂

must be some kind of sadistic fetish he has or something 😂

Beat me to it 😂

I'm done

That was my favorite part

Love Derrick for that. 😂

I laughed.

That's why the flower petals were harder than the hair pulling. They were strong enough to survive childbirth, yet sensitive enough to feel something as soft as a rose petal. 🤔 It could happen. 🤣😂🤣

@@bethanyhanna9464 I mean you can feel flower petals but thry don't break your leg😂😂😂

@@manager-nim2623 metaphorically, I guess they do. 🤣😂 All fairy tales are symbolic. They're never as straightforward as they seem. Once you crack the "code", it's usually pretty easy to see the lessons hiding within. And they can be worth a few laughs as well.

The story is about a woman who will not break her "womanship" no matter how badly beaten..

@@roflmaokb dumb skss whats womanship lol

Stephanie Leigh lmao good one

😂😂😂😂😂

That's from Sponge Bob, right?

Prince: "finally, someone who might actually feel my micro penis!"

😂😂😂😂

Sadly, you’re probably right. 😞

Yes... That king with 3 wifes sounds like a sadistic yerk, who gets off torturing them. But that wouldn‘t be royal. It was a flower pedal!

I haven't thought about it like that... That's so sad :(

Oh god,

Oh crap you’re probably right

🤔 Indeed.

No, fibromyalgia is like this. Bed time and even sitting is uncomfortable because of the extra pressure.

Meow That’s better than original wtf?

This is similar to the version I first heard, she lied in the morning not wanting to insult them and said she had felt something under her mattress and the queen jumped up telling the prince to marry her since she must be a secret princess! And like all classic fairytales the girl says nothing they get married that day and live happily ever after

my grandma was a little bit... intense. but she basically told me the swedish version minus the pet warning her. she was hanged by the queen for lying. The princess wasn’t spoiled and ungrateful so she didn’t want to complain or didn’t notice. Then the prince married a spoiled princess who passed the test and was unhappy all his life.

Love it

Happy ending? That sounds terrible. How is she supposed to sleep, now? Her bed as a queen will be way too soft!

Lol same! 😂🤣

I don't get it can you please explain?

LittleMissLouis the sounds vibrations were so strong it gave her a bruise. They are saying that they’re sensitive and/or weak

Haha I feel you.. *Soft breeze* GAWDAMMIT!

The story is about a woman who will not break her "womanship" no matter how badly beaten..

Lol

@@Fl0rales lol indeed

@@brianelson1481 pfft

@@Fl0rales lol

@@brianelson1481 are we just gonna reply lol to each other if so carry on ...... ...... LOL

I was just going to say am I the only person who learned about this from that rugrats episode? Lol

Dolphins

lol that’s funny

@@elaineb7065 don't talk about those terrible creatures

She thought i was so great that they could be gay 😂😂

I’m fucking yodeling I caaant

CoraMendi BItCH SHES DEAD IN THE AFTER LIFE NoW

CoraMendi SHES SHREDDED NOW

CoraMendi - That's hysterical ! ! !

Yo my grandpa used to grow jack fruit in his front yard. Every time I visited Cambodia, I’m always dying of heat. Even if I want to cool down in the shade, I can’t cause I don’t wanna get a concussion from one spiky boi.

Lmfao

I believe that. Ive been diagnosed with it and life does seem that way. As a kid my father jokingly said I was a princess (like princess and the pea) coz I didn’t like wrinkles on my bed. I would have never imagined that this would the the aggravated real cause years later. I was just not able to immediately fall to sleep since I was a kid so felt something or the other was causing discomfort. Fibromyalgia is painful and it’s unknown and neglected in kids. Growing up it’s painful to live.

I have both and often use this story to illustrate my point.

😂😂😂

Why would you want to marry this chick? You could never fuck her, she'd die.

moonlily1 that was very fucked up, but very true.

If you think that's messed up wait until you hear the version where this Queen was blistered by the moonlight! And Uncle Fester complained about moonburn!

The story is about a woman who will not break her "womanship" no matter how badly beaten..

I don't want to touch those low hanging fruit either. 🙃

I knew someone was going to make a comment on that

I maybe laughed harder than I should have.

😂

What the hell happened to your spine?? Great vid btw

Not sure why, but "nice sturdy princess" is so charming

Basically Princess Karen?

MeAgain Markle

@Cocoa Beanz You don’t know what ethnicity I am but your hatred for white people sure does betray you. Racist fool and a pure loser.

@@ariban my ridiculously whiney awful cousin is named Karen... This being a saying now thrills me no end lol.. just felt like sharing..

thank you :)

waittttt what happenedddd??????

@@maligno9744 did you not hear him in the beginning of the video ?

JOE HENRY ORTEGA lmao

@@maligno9744 did you figure it out yet? It has been 10 years.

Roberta Trevino I’ve seen that as a play. “The king and the corpse”. It’s so good.

The stories of Bikram (the king ) n Betal (the corpse).

Ahh. Love Vikram Betal

Ok, so let me give you some context to this. India has a very rich tradition of story telling. While in most story traditions of the world the telling of the story (and its moral) is one sided, that is the person telling the story also tells you what to learn from it (like a sermon), in Indian tradition the children were taught to argue the points of the story. Panchatantra, Jataka tales and Vikram Baital are good examples of such stories (later epics like Ramayan and Mahabharat continued this tradition with far more complex story telling involving politics, ethics etc.) Here's what happened in Vikram and Betal: King Vikram was a very righteous king who was loved by his people. Everyday he used to meet with his subjects and every day a monk would gift him a fruit. After a few days the king's servant realised that that each of those fruits had a priceless gem inside it and inform the king of this. The next day the king asks the monk why he was doing this. The monk said he had a favor to ask of him, not as a king but as a brave man. The task was for Vikram to bring back a corpse that hung upside down from a tree and was inhabited by a ghost. The only condition being that on his way back the king was not supposed to utter even a single word or the ghost/corpse would fly back to its tree. So Vikram goes to the tree and and after some struggle manages to subdue the ghost but on their way back the ghost starts to tell him a story to pass the time, at the end of the story he poses a question to Vikram and asks him to deliver a judgement along with reasoning. This happens for 22 nights straight so there are 22 stories in this series. Btw, every time the betal escapes he warns the king about the monk so there's that story too. I think the series is available on KZfaq.

me

Lol

Hahahhahahahahaah

Lol

I'm just replying bc I'm in love with Ryan Ross hello

@@smallgay6000 we don't care

AHH YES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

The cast weighs more than the petal I assume so her foot is being ripped off by that cast

I wonder if Anderson had Asperger's. I am sensitive to the smallest bit of fibreglass or metal shard in my sock. I literally have to stop and not go on until I have removed that tiny item. It near kills me to put up with it.

Omg me too! We just recently talked about my sensory issues/hypersensitivity to touch and my mom said that the story about the princess and the pea is about me. Actually kinda made me feel better!

That made me laugh super loud since it's my husband's name XD

Alfred Daniel yess I love that story my grandma red it when I was little

He all ready did that you dum stupid head

@@anthonyhayes1412 bet your a little kid and just saying that cuz you have nothing better to do

@@anthonyhayes1412 already* dumb*

When she makes that cake, does she use her own eggs?

How very princess like of you

Same here 😭

All good women are princesses/queens

As a child, I thought eating Captain Crunch cereal would let me fly. 😅 We all have that reality check moment in our youths.

Til they tell you to get up to look for it only to find it under your ass🤣

Just found my glasses. I sat on them. 🤓

Well I didn’t put it there.

🤣🤣

That’s because we all have fat asses nowadays because of all the cheesecake and everything else we eat

I think you might be right. I have Ehlers-Danlos too. Sometimes my skin and joints are so painful/sensitive that my clothes hurt. Also, if my bed sheet has a wrinkle in it, it will wake me up or I'll just toss and turn all night because I can't sleep. In the morning I often find mysterious bruises that I have no idea how I got in the night - I don't sleep flower petals so that can't be the explanation, HaHa!

This sounds like fibromyalgia is it diff

@@just1desi Yes, it's different. Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome is a genetic condition where the collagen in our bodies (which is in most of the human body) is defective and weak. It can cause all kinds of serious problems and affect the spinal cord, gastro issues, severe chronic pain, the inability to walk, even heart damage depending on the kind of EDS you have. Sometimes our ribs or knees, any bones really, can actually slip out of place. It's called subluxing. Which feels pretty horrible! Imagine what a pea could do, hah ha! :) Most of us are diagnosed by a geneticist but you can look online for a Beighton test. It can give you insight on Type III or hypermobility EDS which is the most common type.

I always assumed the pain from a pea in bed was a metaphor for her virginity. She slept in the prince's castle, and if it didn't hurt, she wasn't a "pure maiden" Maybe I'm wrong, idk, but it seems plausible.

Heyyy, nice to find another EDS-er here😊

That sucks. Did you still find yourself a prince(ss), though?

I had an adaptation of the story in which the girl is no princess just a girl who is allergic to everything and constantly getting bruises. She wanders to the palace after her exhausted nanny abandons her while her father is travelling for work. She tells them that she is a princess whose father was put under a curse so he thought he was poor tailor (might have go4 that detailed one). The princess who were invited, and the poor girl, were put through many tests such as being given a bouquet of flowers that contains weeds and asked to wear a dress but the skirt is a slightly different shade of pink. Because the girl is so fussy she spots ever little mistake and the prince marries her and her confused father and she live happily ever after.

Same lol

Dream Queen rlly

@@Tatorot._.Chronicles he did.... ☹☹

Yo Yo nah when you edit a comment then it no longer shows they liked the comment.

@@kaykayv7650 ooooo I didn't know that :D

@@samk1332 when u edit your comment it gets un liked lol

Oof

Yeah, the number one thing on monarchs minds, other than actually ruling and living in excess luxury, was ensuring their dynasties continued indefinitely.

Yeah, the number one thing on monarchs minds, other than actually ruling and living in excess luxury, was ensuring their dynasties continued indefinitely.

synchronicity is crazy

Lol @ throws away the entire internet. It's happened to me too and I find it creepy.

That happens to me all of the time

Dido noisy fawks

It's a message to you from the Universe

There's tons of privleaged people who act like that nowadays

Just like the Kardashians

What would sex be like for someone like that?

@@alicewilloughby4318 Well, it probably wouldn't be possible without the perfect mattress, fluffy down pillows, and the silkiest sheets. She'd need a lot of lube and an inobtrusively sized penis, uncomplicated positions.

Some people have theorized that she probably had hemophilia an incredibly painful disease that was most common amongst royalty due to the practice of inbreeding

That is very likely. I think it could also have been hemophilia from royal inbreeding (Habsburg chin type stuff)

@@minakiel2930 Only boys can have hemophilia, though women can act as carriers of that gene as well.

Domestic violence?

Leukemia

What about the snow pea?

@@ashr8140 shuddup, Derek, pay attention.

@@ashr8140 I'm was crying when he said that!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@ashr8140 "SHUT UP DEREK PAY ATTENTION!"

I don’t think it has a dark origin

Sun :3 it was originally written by a children’s book author

Yes!

Sun :3 It is from a children’s book - but aside from Corrella maybe being the daughter of a devil its not overly dark The movie honestly got the spirit of the book Only difference is that Perdida (mother Dalmatian) is a combination of the birth mother of the pups AND the wet-nurse the owners got to help raise the pups But as both are not given much speaking/thinking roles its not actually a big change

Sun :3 a women wants to kill puppies to make a fur coat. Tell me that’s not dark.

That's a good message!

yeah I took something like that away. That no matter how you dress or how much money you have, your real character will still shine through and is what matters

​​@@MsJubjubbirdThat's a nicer (and more modern) way of looking at it because good character doesn't require social status. It's possible to be classy without 'class'.

@@nataliebutler uh huh and money doesn't always buy class

Me who has iron deficiency: HUZZAH I'M A ROYAL

Better than having peed in the bed

Me too!

thanks Bianca! I'm making progress but recovery is taking a little longer than the doc initially suggested. I've got a summer of rehab to get through which won't be easy, but it'll be worth it in the end!

Jon Solo if it helps I’m also stuck in bed for the summer. But things like your consistently quality content keep me happy. No pressure or anything 😛 and Biographics documentaries are also pretty good to occupy the time 🙂 And cannabis. For your pain 🤷‍♀️

@@JonSolo Stay strong! We've seen your face, heard your voice, and adore your witty tone and research abilities. If you die in physical therapy you will be disappointing 514,000 people. No pressure. Just saying.

Heat helps! I use a medical device called a Richway Biomat. Any heating pad or heating blanket helps though.

@@cecilyerker I have not heard of that...thank you so very much for the suggestion !! 🧚‍♀️✨✨✨

I hear that, sufferer myself.

@@deewaters8994 I’m sorry you suffer too. Hopefully someday they find us a cure. 🥺

or from people who don't like click bait

@@CatholicK5357 wait how was it clickbait?

Oof 77 dericks have been added

​@@mikibird2199 Man! Derrick's out for blood!

@@jenneacubero1036 bro get the guns out 💀💀💀

Giving birth would put her in traction & having her spontaneously explode … or implode … anyway - I believe there would have been much 'plodeing' going on!

Every shade of petal

How does she walk without hurting herself

This comment makes the most sense!

But the 3rd wife got hurt when she wasn't even around the king. I appreciate the intent but you may have pulled a muscle reaching so far.

christmastiger LMFAO 😂😂😂

christmastiger you obviously dont understand how abuse works. Doesnt have to be physical ;)

SpinningSage the king wasn’t around her though when it happened

You lot will shoehorn your world view into literally anything won't you? Smfh

That would be new favorite gif!!!!

THISS omg

🤯

Yessssssss

Yassss gurl

Well, Jon Solo should do a video on that since the movie is based on a true story

No

@@qure9128 yeah I agree no. It is a messed up story but meh

This is a real fairytale? A lot of them are strange and we tell these to kids.

@@lymarie1974 Don't think this is exactly real, but in my opinion, all stories have some reality to them, that's why I really like knowing stories of different cultures.

@@maryamnejati1610 I love the back stories of fairytales. Stay safe. Love from Texas

Sorry to hear about your pain! Thanks for the well wishes. Best of luck to you Natasha 💙

@@JonSolo yes

Nonaide That’s what I have have, and I honestly do feel the slightest thing in or under my bed 😂

Yeah, same. I can't stand if there's a wrinkle in my bedding or anything like that.

What's fibromyalgia

Aw, sad.

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Oh no...

OMG 😂

Science Cat *discomfort noises*

thanks so much for keeping me in your thoughts, mate! Recovery is a slow process but I'm getting better by the day. Thanks for coming back and watching after the hiatus :)

Athena Abehwy awwwww 🙊🙊🙊

Aww! your Princess

LeBoiCarl don’t worry cyber hugs can never hurt! If I ever met him in person though I’d be extreamly careful!!

ouch, if you were living my life you would probably be crying everyday from the pain

@@theriddler6468 Why, how is your life?

The story is about a woman who will not break her "womanship" no matter how badly beaten..

I think it's about how they saw women - way too 'sensitive' to be any trouble to the patriarchy!

or even have sex

And what abt periods?

@@BlueFace33388 the cramps might kill them