Northernlion STILL hates jellyfish

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this man is consistent if nothing else
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Twitch: / northernlion
KZfaq: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 12-18-2023
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#northernlion #clips

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@TheLibraryofLetourneau 8 ай бұрын

as with any NL take, there is a multi hour long compilation: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eapkbL2du8mRo30.html

@DustyyBoi 8 ай бұрын

that's pretty long

@malice2602 8 ай бұрын

@user-xu6xe2dv4x 8 ай бұрын

You a fucking time wizard Liberian? HOW DID YOU COMMENT THIS FOUR HOURS AGO

@SoggyWaffles. 8 ай бұрын

NL's worm voice is always a treat

@galga4864 8 ай бұрын

no wonder he wouldn't love Kate if she was a worm

@Dschonathan 8 ай бұрын

NL in 40000 years be like: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah. Also bugs and jellyfish are icky.

@TheApollo90 8 ай бұрын

+400000

@theparagonal 8 ай бұрын

Bio major sees the ideal human as "clean", "like a robot"

@stinkybuttrat 8 ай бұрын

This actually made me fucking cry I laughed so hard

@GettNumber 8 ай бұрын

he's hyper aware that his meat bag processes produce some vile compounds and that nearly every part of life is outputting that shit into his environment. so yeah, wanting to be clean is not a stretch of the imagination

@tfoll707 8 ай бұрын

It's kinda sad that NL refuses to stick up for his fellow bald brethren, the worms. Loyalty doesn't mean a damn thing.

@Chaosuser32 8 ай бұрын

It's always your own people

@herobrineharry7698 8 ай бұрын

Worms are invasive

@Darckseyes 8 ай бұрын

@@herobrineharry7698It’s kinda sad that NL refuses to stick up for his fellow invasive species

@TheMarkoSeke 8 ай бұрын

How many SAP 10 pieces have worms gotten him smh

@aLime404 8 ай бұрын

@@herobrineharry7698Only most lumbricoids, and only in North America. There are a lot of kinds of worms. Yeah I’m taking a joke way too seriously, that’s what my interest in invertebrates compels me to do.

@scrums4748 8 ай бұрын

Has this guy read The Passion According to G.H.? He just nonchalantly brings about one of the most mindblowing philosophical ideas discussed in that book. That of humanity being a costume we wear to forget “naked” life (the jellyfish representing naked life here). Where in the book G.H attempts to remember raw (naked) life and goes through the process of tearing away her humanity, NL simply embraces the costumes we wear. Truly humanities greatest soldier.

@TheMarkoSeke 8 ай бұрын

“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob. They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod. They float about blind, stinging people in the seas, And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas. Get rid of 'em!” -Karl Pilkington, fellow bald philosopher

@Nervjc 8 ай бұрын

He had to mention 2 random movies and this bald man chose Rashomon and Past Lives, we need to study his brain

@Szanth 8 ай бұрын

I thought he meant, like, the concept of past lives, and the idea that each of us have a distinct perception, unlike worms But the movies thing makes more sense I think

@theronerdithas2944 8 ай бұрын

Square up with a man o' war is a pretty funny expression.

@TheMarkoSeke 8 ай бұрын

The worm scattering bit was iconic

@RandomAutist 5 ай бұрын

His impersonation of a worm, was a very good bit for the script.

@atteala-lahti9936 8 ай бұрын

"Take that, you worm!"

@gnoumenon 8 ай бұрын

finally, we were all pogging together

@atteala-lahti9936 8 ай бұрын

@@gnoumenon Yes! I knew there would be other weirdos out there

@blussyfan691 8 ай бұрын

humancels be seething over giant space jellyfish chads

@marrychrismas5993 8 ай бұрын

I am a spider ally. I never game end them and I let them build webs where ever it don't bother me, ceilings, conners etc.

@obnoxiouspedant 8 ай бұрын

Spiders are bros

@CaptainSPARTA666 Ай бұрын

+2 for the chatter that said “it’s got piss debuffs” 💀

@lesternomo6578 8 ай бұрын

3:33 is killin me

@aereonexapprentice7205 8 ай бұрын

NL the kinda guy to harass a worm for crawling slowly and yet rant for 30 minutes mid-game on stream cause somebody tapped his shoulder for walking slowly on the sidewalk (the guy just walks past in front of him, it's just NL reads too much into it and gets offended)

@nik-challengeman383 8 ай бұрын

A worm wriggled on the keyboard to write this...

@seaphd 8 ай бұрын

"Sorry i've lost neuroplasticity"

@hinterlandzaus 8 ай бұрын

“Anything that’s good with a shell” TRUEEE

@Angel_Flash 8 ай бұрын

omg when he said "getting an education in biology messed with my brain" i totally felt that. when we learned about blood vessels and aneurysms and heart failure and lung collapses and pulmonary embolisms in our last year of high school, that shit gave me a new horrible phobia. i can just be chilling in bed and suddenly be in horrible pain and just die?????? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT????????????

@Biosquid239 8 ай бұрын

No one tell NL that jellyfish take up ~40% of the oceans biomass

@SacredDaturaa 21 күн бұрын

That can't be true, can it? I would have thought the kings of ocean biomass would be something like krill or lanternfish.

@Biosquid239 21 күн бұрын

@@SacredDaturaa its the upper estimate but yea its that much. They eat whatever and are too dangerous for most animals to eat

@Ozo194 8 ай бұрын

8:05 the average twitch chatter

@samuelpalmer3855 8 ай бұрын

6:27 Holy shit lol

@augustinpaladinesbernstein5076 8 ай бұрын

not him screaming at a worm

@user-gt5ec5bz5r 8 ай бұрын

Thank you librarian.

@MrMapacheco 8 ай бұрын

he must have issue with pandas as well man

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 8 ай бұрын

This is like Indiana Jones hating snakes.

@fakedoggo4208 8 ай бұрын

🪱

@marisa2555 8 ай бұрын

imagine if a shark found out about this and used it to set a trap for him

@coralanturn 8 ай бұрын

i wanna see jellyfish rashomon

@raspberrytelly 8 ай бұрын

wormssssss

@pinguing6425 8 ай бұрын

nl sang of montreal???

@FauxpasYT 8 ай бұрын

yoooo nl knows about Of Montreal awesome