FINALLY PEOPLE W EYES AND A BRAIN!!! The only LOGICAL take on the Selena drama. You girls are legends ❤️

The Selena Haley situation is the epitome of social media at its worst… used to intentionally band boring, bored, people together on a meaningless topic centered around someone just living… on repeat. 😵‍💫

Claudia, I beg of you. Please to not miss the opportunity to have a Turdy, Flirty, and Thriving Turdieth Birthday. 🎉

The absolute correct take on the Selena hailey situation!!!!!! Thank god there are normal people left in this world

But genuinely what is the Selena Stan’s end goal? Hailey to off herself? Justin to leave her for Selena? They’re being insane lol

I think there’s a huge responsibility on Selena to stop playing the victim and encouraging narratives that just aren’t true. People are so not okay it’s so fucking insane like the fact that people are saying “team Selena or team hailey” like actually go outside

Legit do not understand how people call Hailey a bully, but she hasn’t really done anything but they bring up the TikTok with that one sound, but never was directed at Selena. Then the eyebrow thing Selena commented and said that there was nothing bad going on that she loves Kylie, but then an hour later she goes on and comments on really old video of Hailey “hating” on Taylor like it literally makes no sense. Like why are you bringing that up? I’m praying for Haileys mental health..

Finally!!! yes, some mature proper sense on the Hailey/Selena Drama. Honestly, I was never a Selena fan but now, this victim mentality just isn´t right, she knows exactly what she's doing when she replies to this videos, and that to me tells me everything I need to know about her.

I agree this bullying towards Hailey is out of control people aren’t okay. And I’m a huge Selena fan!

the tiktok of hailey and her friends was actually posted on january 6th. selenas fans lied and said it was released the same day as selenas tiktok lol

When Claudia said the juror gave Alex a tissue and said “ew sir” this is so funny to me hahaha.

THANK YOU FOR THE HOT TAKE ON THE SELENA AND HAILEY BULLSHIT!

Thank you so much for saying this, literally about the Hailey and Selena situation, and now selenators or whatever they are called are now attacking Justin's siblings, I honestly feel like Selena is just doing this to get Justin to talk about this drama or to remember her, when he and Hailey has clearly moved on, she is the only one bringing this drama, also I feel like the only way this will stop is if Jailey literally get a restraining order or something to make this stop..

yall spoke nothing but FACTS

Swear to god my dog started snoring right when Jackie mentioned Theo snoring I’ve never been more confused lol

Selena is again playing the victim while the world babies her it’s so insane

FINALLY!! I was wondering when this was gonna come up

Turdy speaking the truth!!! It’s a REACH #TeamTurd

Jackie, the black mirror episode is “white bear” and I literally think about it every day

The signing is just hard for me, because I usually listen to this in my car… and listening to it at full volume without being able to fast forward is…… unsettling to say the least.

I worked at a camp similar to the one you both went to and I still think/talk about it daily.

the fact that Selena Gomez is a 30 year old woman and she's still feeding into this internet bullshit is the most PATHETIC thing about this whole story!

I’ve played your episodes a much I have my boyfriend randomly yelling “laturdiaaaa” 🎶, good morning millennials and “it’s the Friday Friday gonna get down it’s fridayyyy “! 😂😂😂 ❤❤❤

I’m already laughing and i’m only 2 minutes in lol you girlies are funny today

Jackie that turdiluha song was literally amazing, it sent me 😂😂😂 get it girl!!

Also Maggie's sister DID testify!

The way that Claudia announced that she will be off the latter half of the week is how I aspire to ask my boss off for 2 days vacation! 😂

Agree 1000000% on Selena Hailey non-drama. Leave Selena alone: leave Hailey alone: they’re both adults, let them live their lives separate of each other 🙄

That black mirror episode!!! Iykyk!!!!

Jackie it must be a pregnancy symptom hearing Theo snore. When you're pregnant you have a heightened sense of smell so maybe you have a heightened sense of sound too!!

1:45 I’m dyinggg

Also let’s talk about Selena’s bff Raquel following Hailey on IG still 🤣

My husband walked in to tal-a-lu-ahhhh 😂

Motive - - Boat trial going to happen - They found out he was stealing from the law firm and he was going to lose everything - His drug use

yeah, i also believe that i think paul was just getting too messy. he was always in trouble and things started to unravel when mallory passed.

Ive always heard after having a baby your sense of hearing is OUT OF THIS WORLD

Pregnancy senses!!! Hearing Theo lol.

I think it came out that Paris was actually in on the plane prank, does anyone remember this too?

You guys have to start singing Don’t Be Turdy for the Purdy

Never forget Kelsea Ballerini won the auction date with Craig and Shep got jelly

Since Selena and Nicola are hanging looks like everyone forgot all the shit that they used to say about Nicola, everyone is like ohh I love Nicola she’s so cute

Also isn’t it weird that Alex went to the Florida keys with Maggie’s family a month after she was murdered 🧐

About Selena and Hailey, I am definitely on the same page as y’all are! This doesn’t exist. Selena instigated this and her fans are making this a huge deal. I think Kylie’s and Hailey’s posts had nothing to do with Selena. As Selena had also agreed with before being hypocritical and acting like a victim.

Maggie’s sister and brother in law testified. Her father is not doing well either.

We can’t deny the “coincidences” 😭😩

people are just obsessed with the narrative that the ex is the one that got away. it makes them feel better about their own love life. and selena encourages it because it makes her feel better about the fact that justin has actually moved on and she hasn't. like NO if your ex actually wanted to be with you, he would. if justin actually wanted to be with selena, he would. her fans are SO unwell!!

Maggie’s sister did testify. But yeah I don’t think the rest of her family was around.

Alex is Toast 🤟

Maggie's sister did take the stand as a witness

Claudia if you can get past that one horrible episode of Black Mirror that we're all traumatized by, there are some absolutely brilliant episodes, such as Be Right Back, Nosedive, White Bear, USS Callister, Shut Up and Dance, The Entire History of You, Fifteen Million Merits, San Junipero.

Maggie’s sister testified in court

So jealous I didn’t get to be a kiddy camper 😫

22:19 My thoughts on the Murdaugh trial. Alec’s ‘drug problem’ was actually his involvement with drug smuggling and cartels bringing drugs in through his landing strip on his property. As he stole money from his law firm - he also stole money from this operation . The cartels found out and killed Maggie and Paul in front Alec because he wasn’t going to pay back the money . He had to come up with lies on the spot because if he told the real story of what he saw it could unravel even more, put his remaining family in danger, put charges on even more people etc . 🤔🤔🤔

Do people even listen to your stance on the Haley/Selena situation or do they just immediately get defensive for no reason? You both agreed that this feud is stupid and you're not picking a side but people still coming for you in the comments 😂. Unclench your assholes babes...it's not that serious.

Maggie’s sister lichhherally took the stand 😂

Maggie’s sister testified.

Can Jackie still record when Claudia is off???

Maggie’s sister testified

Maggie’s sister did testify.

Turdy what tf are those weird black things on your wallpaper it’s driving me crazy

Poor Hailey, still TODAY! Also what’s quite SCARY is that these Selena/“Jelena” fans would have to be MILLENNIALS at this point…..THAT, in my opinion, is a travesty. People of millennial age truly need to spend their time elsewhere/doing better things with their lives.

You say you’re not on a side but then only say bad things about Selena. I’m confused.

OK I agree I don’t care about the Hailey/Selena stuff like I’m over it but oh my God I just got on TikTok and Pia Mia is going live listening to naturally the song by Selena Gomez sometimes pop-culture just leaves me speechless

hailey was a justin bieber fan girl! i think that's why people think it's so silly

Choosing to pay zero attention to Hailey Selena beef. It all seems immature.

Praying we never hear about the Selena & Hailey stuff on the toast again… it’s so boring 🙏

But how do we know it doesn’t exist?? I agree the internet is stretching it but I don’t think we can say whether it exists or not..

While some of the Haley things are reaching, you can’t explain away the eyebrow post with “this is an accident??”. That to me was bullying and shading Selena.😅

Y’all don’t have your actual facts in the murdaugh case down correct - Her sister was there and she testified She is the one who said Paul was the little detective - Marian Proctor is her name The parents of Maggie - one is sick and dying the dad and the mom I think is home caring for him and too old to handle this - her sister was there and her college dorm mates and other close friends sitting on the prosecution side There was no high velocity blood splatter on the t shirt he was wearing . The prosecution didn’t “ get the email “ to rule it out they say but they did say it was on there and it wasn’t Buster was in Hilton head with a lawyer girlfriend Bus is a lawyer in training and he has been told to not have any emotion or say anything because of the appeal . Who is the family of murderers ???? Alex is the only murderer in the group so far . Gloria’s family said that they had no reason to even think it was any more than what it was. But Alex shouldn’t have stolen that money due to her boys I stopped listening at the point that you said they were trying to not find the body ???? She got knocked out and the undercurrent took her 3 miles away . Oh sled is the state police for South Carolina not like NYPD Court tv reported immediately they accidentally panned the jury and the judge addressed what happened to the court - so you are wrong on what you have said .

NEVER stop singing forever obsessed.

Who really cares about this selena hailey shiz?? People are weird

Hailey is a mean girl and everything she's done is finally catching up to her. It shouldn't be selena's job to come to her rescue every single time HAILEY gets caught being a mean girl. And that goes for kylie too.

Come on now… I mean everyone can say that “it had ‘nothing’ to do with Selena “ yada yada yada. But you can’t tell me Hailey is just completely oblivious of the whole situation. I feel like it was a move. Otherwise the girl has zero self awareness. Lmao. Same to Kylie. But yeah both sides (fans) are for sure reaching. And whose to say both sides (Hailey/selena) don’t looooove the attention from either fan base. It’s apparent they do.

Glad to see you read my comment yesterday about ignoring the Hailey/Kylie/Selena drama. 😒 No just kidding lol no hate. I'm just Team Selena ❤

Imagine saying Hailey is the victim when she has been snaking and attacking Selena at every turn. Take off the blinders. Selena was the bigger person and told her own fans to back off from attacking Hailey last time. Then what does she (Hailey) do? She turns around and SHADES her again. That’s a SNAKE. Selena finally realized what her fans have been seeing the whole time and now she’s letting justice take its course 👏

first one to listen!

i but thank you

Also are you going ignore Hailey liking tweets saying Selena is NOT hot? Now she’s getting exposed but sure she’s the real victim. Huh? 🤔

agree to disagreee i’m team selena 100%

if you guys stan hailey bieber just say that 😭

I definitely agree that the Hailey slander is going way too far, however I thought you guys were pretty harsh on Selena, especially since Claudia just went to a rare beauty event and met her ?? I’m not saying be BFFS for life but kinda wild that you can get that opportunity and then read her to filth

You should be ashamed for even saying that tweet Jackie

i mean i thought this would’ve all blown over already but hailey is going to pull the victim card after all this, no? and to be fair her and her girlies have been lowkey shading/digging at selena for years so tbh good for selena for actually saying something about it. not selena’s fault majority of people (who care) are on her side 😅

Usually agree with y’all, but this wasn’t it lol. Don’t agree on bullying anyone, but maybe look a little bit more into each side before saying who’s at fault 😅 “I’m completely unbiased but Hailey is the victim” pls lol.

Please god stop singing. I love you guys so much and I'm saying this with all the compassion and love I possibly have but its so bad. Nothing is worst than when I catch up with your guys podcast at night and all I hear at 10pm isn "WhAt CaN I SaY eXcEpT yOuR wElCoMe". IM BEGGING YOU.