Theo Reacts to Caller Who Slept With His Cousin

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Жыл бұрын

Excerpt from Cold Beach | TPW 413
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@peterparker9214
@peterparker9214 Жыл бұрын
“Sex is the last thing you should be looking for at a family reunion” No truer words have ever been spoken 😂
@p2bkp26
@p2bkp26 Жыл бұрын
please tell my brother that
@bigcrackrock
@bigcrackrock Жыл бұрын
Sometimes it finds you
@peterparker9214
@peterparker9214 Жыл бұрын
@Mark Asread lol so true 🤣 I’ve got some “cousins” on my step moms side of the fam so no blood relation to myself whatsoever…what’s the rule on that play?🤣🤣
@noahprice1250
@noahprice1250 Жыл бұрын
Best shit is when Theo realizes that
@mojojojo6400
@mojojojo6400 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@CrystalBbyUSA
@CrystalBbyUSA Жыл бұрын
From the title I thought the guy slept w Theo's cousin, not his own!
@ztesch04
@ztesch04 Жыл бұрын
Same
@jordanharirchi4604
@jordanharirchi4604 Жыл бұрын
@@OkieBadu lol it literally says that.
@thechickensaladsandwichman9171
@thechickensaladsandwichman9171 Жыл бұрын
I feel cheated
@Frankieb2006
@Frankieb2006 Жыл бұрын
I think we all did
@mojomo9139
@mojomo9139 Жыл бұрын
👍🏻👍🏻
@santiagodiaz3358
@santiagodiaz3358 Жыл бұрын
That awkward silence after Theo's "¿que pasó Hector?" was so painfully funny lmao
@uriahdecarlo6491
@uriahdecarlo6491 Жыл бұрын
Yes...but he's playing a recording 😅
@travisbarker5175
@travisbarker5175 11 ай бұрын
@@uriahdecarlo6491 oh my god I didn’t realize but that makes much more sense lol
@DickDarkie
@DickDarkie 9 ай бұрын
That makes it even better his producer is just leaving him out to dry 😂🤣😂
@chriswhusker
@chriswhusker 9 ай бұрын
Oh, he knows.
@ZippoGuy
@ZippoGuy 8 ай бұрын
Lmao
@joe56984
@joe56984 4 ай бұрын
This dude couldn’t have picked a better person for insight and moral clarity.
@SchmuelGoldstein-mj8rk
@SchmuelGoldstein-mj8rk Ай бұрын
If he had called Stavros instead this call would have been a lot more degrading for the caller lol
@TexboyGamer
@TexboyGamer Жыл бұрын
Theo wanting to look up “incest rule of thumb” expecting actual results kills me
@oak7746
@oak7746 Жыл бұрын
🤣 gang baby. what's the rule of cousin crotch
@Pandadog1707
@Pandadog1707 Жыл бұрын
The map they pulled up was exactly what he expected 😂
@robertosanchez7304
@robertosanchez7304 Жыл бұрын
I think he was being sarcastic lol
@JohnDoe69986
@JohnDoe69986 Жыл бұрын
@@Pandadog1707 daaaaaaamn
@logansneed2882
@logansneed2882 Жыл бұрын
@@robertosanchez7304 he told him to Google it and did 😂 mf was being so serious
@diegoebustamante
@diegoebustamante Жыл бұрын
"You're going to give birth to something that's going to live in a lava lamp" 💀💀
@anime-kun9231
@anime-kun9231 Жыл бұрын
This man always says the dumbest shit but you get where he’s coming from😂😂
@ykAaron.
@ykAaron. Жыл бұрын
😂
@wcc4269
@wcc4269 Жыл бұрын
bub
@stacksgillespie1818
@stacksgillespie1818 Жыл бұрын
A little lava in em
@ShawnFX
@ShawnFX Жыл бұрын
little lava wont hurt
@LoneStarViking90
@LoneStarViking90 Жыл бұрын
“You’re a good guy but you also seem like you could have some sexual predator issues.” Nicest way I’ve ever heard someone get called a sexual predator! Lmao
@pavelrodriguez8476
@pavelrodriguez8476 5 ай бұрын
Como!!😂
@solobo5823
@solobo5823 5 ай бұрын
Im not judging you but, some people will!
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 5 ай бұрын
At least it wasn't his first cousin. But he's making it sound like AN UNKNOWN second cousin is a sin? No it's not. Just don't want to make a habit of it.
@joelman1989
@joelman1989 Ай бұрын
I literally died when he said that
@timmiller1
@timmiller1 Ай бұрын
@@joelman1989RIP
@johnnygonzalez736
@johnnygonzalez736 Жыл бұрын
When he said “that’s when God throws his 2 cents.” I just started dying! Love you Theo
@Ciclopea2
@Ciclopea2 7 ай бұрын
You don't wanna babysit a lava lamp 😂
@jttyler6419
@jttyler6419 17 күн бұрын
Dude that shit had me dying laughing 😂
@colin4958
@colin4958 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not judging you. I'm just saying everybody else is gonna" 😂
@chaseellefson4726
@chaseellefson4726 Жыл бұрын
This is a classic line
@shanebryant6478
@shanebryant6478 Жыл бұрын
Theo is great a Iines like that. Like when He told Bobby mentals probably look up to him
@mojojojo6400
@mojojojo6400 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@thewildfolk6849
@thewildfolk6849 Жыл бұрын
Best comment ever
@rangermclean3308
@rangermclean3308 Жыл бұрын
@colon4958 Brodie I hit a female with this the other day when she said she likes open relationships 😂😂😂😂
@Tommy_Callahan
@Tommy_Callahan Жыл бұрын
This dude is surprised that he's related to a chick he met at a family reunion... I think he might've been the result of some cousin cuddlin
@jpk9902
@jpk9902 Жыл бұрын
probably
@jungminlee197
@jungminlee197 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO "cousin cuddlin"
@dannyg2197
@dannyg2197 Жыл бұрын
This is such a good point lmaooooo like bro why are you surprised you're actually related to a chick you met at a family reunion. In the entire world, if there's one place you're likely to meet a girl you're related to, it's at a family reunion!!!
@floweuphoria69420
@floweuphoria69420 Жыл бұрын
@@dannyg2197 You guys are both thinking different things one of y’all that he met the girl at the family reunion and then one of y’all that he realized it was the girl at the family reunion
@indeed260
@indeed260 Жыл бұрын
@@floweuphoria69420 No, both of them are thinking that he met his cousin at the family reunion
@bpmgaming3351
@bpmgaming3351 8 ай бұрын
Says "I'm not judging you" but then absolutely going off with how the baby would look absolutely killed me lmao
@bansheexqueen
@bansheexqueen Жыл бұрын
“Damn, this little buckaroo’s got four rows of teeth ya know, and two of ‘em’s on his _butthole_..” Lorrrrrrrd.. Theo is too much 😂🤣
@Alraygun
@Alraygun Жыл бұрын
"That's where god really throws his 2 cents in"
@gumerk.7721
@gumerk.7721 Жыл бұрын
"Like damn"
@nastynoles7946
@nastynoles7946 Жыл бұрын
Lil extra spine on it 😂
@whosZixi
@whosZixi Жыл бұрын
Ya know that things got an extra thumb near its ass
@SmileOrangeWillow
@SmileOrangeWillow Жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing
@jttyler6419
@jttyler6419 17 күн бұрын
When he he said "dayuumm"
@RubeeRoja
@RubeeRoja Жыл бұрын
"I went to a family reunion, met a girl, hooked up, didn't realize she was family" I love that he received such a professional answer 😂
@adamr9215
@adamr9215 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever been to a southern family reunion? In the south, we believe that your kin folk are the family you are stuck with, but friends are the family you choose. So friends will usually be a part of a family reunion. I’ve had cousins trying to set me up with a friend that they brought to the family reunion. I’ve also had cousins asking me if the friends I brought were single. It’s usually smart to ask if someone is actually related to you, even more so with a big family where you may not know all of your relatives very well. I have dated women that I met at a family reunion, but I also knew in advance that they were friends of my family, and not actually related to me before I went out with them.
@RubeeRoja
@RubeeRoja Жыл бұрын
@@adamr9215 I would definitely do my research before I made my move. Get some family tree info first. Haha.
@adamr9215
@adamr9215 Жыл бұрын
@@RubeeRoja You really are stupid, aren’t you?
@HiGlowie
@HiGlowie 9 ай бұрын
@@adamr9215you have some awesome cousins if they are just bringing you potential poon
@polly6896
@polly6896 8 ай бұрын
@@adamr9215you’re 100% correct, as someone who lives in the south that’s the way it goes. 1 family of 5 brings 9 people and you’re only related to 5 and they will try setting you up. Never done that myself but it’s accurate.
@danesovic7585
@danesovic7585 9 ай бұрын
How is Zach not cracking up? This is the funniest shit I have heard in years. "Anybody getting of the bus in LA will make a stop at the reunion."
@rattman-gy8hq
@rattman-gy8hq Жыл бұрын
Theo is the funniest “casually funny guy” on the planet 😂 I don’t even think he knows he’s being funny half the time
@joelman1989
@joelman1989 Ай бұрын
lol he knows. He’s just mastered the dead pan
@Dinnerwiththeavilas
@Dinnerwiththeavilas Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha “It’s a Mexican family reunion. There can be upwards of 2-6 THOUSAND people there. “. As a Chicano. That’s so true.
@panthastaa34
@panthastaa34 Жыл бұрын
The big park in my hometown was ALWAYS packed on sundays with people barbecuing and grilling listening to music, such a great time! Theo wasnt wrong when he said Mexicans take those park days seriously lol
@mikeflexx2151
@mikeflexx2151 Жыл бұрын
A Mexican family reunion someone always has to be fighting iykyk
@margaritanavarrete1246
@margaritanavarrete1246 Жыл бұрын
Literally. I never dated Hispanic people. My dad always told us if you meet someone with the same last name they are more than likely related to you. I said oh hell nah! I'm dating out the race 😂😂 jk I didn't do it purposely, it's just what happened
@taylorcoleman8097
@taylorcoleman8097 Жыл бұрын
Shit had me cracking up 😂😂😭
@emily4gov922
@emily4gov922 Жыл бұрын
It’s really fun being one of only three white people at a Mexican family reunion. I am so pale I just looked like the ghost of a cousin holding my clearly Hispanic daughter.
@ibeentossinaunties
@ibeentossinaunties Жыл бұрын
“the rule of thumb with incest”😂😂😂😂
@ntactime_w3488
@ntactime_w3488 Жыл бұрын
Anybody who thinks it’s anything other than DONT has a issue 😅
@uriahl2331
@uriahl2331 Жыл бұрын
Only two per child.
@Eye_Radiate_Light
@Eye_Radiate_Light 8 ай бұрын
Second cousin is cool is the rule
@Weberkooks
@Weberkooks Ай бұрын
@@Eye_Radiate_LightGenetically speaking this is true, Socially it's still a huge no no.
@Eye_Radiate_Light
@Eye_Radiate_Light Ай бұрын
@@Weberkooks Lol thanks for clearing that up for me. I was a bit confused before.
@danielsliwa1045
@danielsliwa1045 Ай бұрын
“You don’t wanna babysit a lava lamp” Fricking gold 😂😂
@VRcation
@VRcation Жыл бұрын
Theo kills me. The way he tries to talk about "incest rule of thumb" as if it is common knowledge was so funny.
@MKBMX1
@MKBMX1 Жыл бұрын
"If it's a family reunion you don't walk out with a phone number" lmfaooo😂😂
@ShaolinRopeDart
@ShaolinRopeDart Жыл бұрын
I actually think Theo is more qualified to answer this than just about anybody.
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 9 ай бұрын
LMFAOOO that's so true
@clorozweepvmundosalazar5153
@clorozweepvmundosalazar5153 6 ай бұрын
💀
@CPIVCR
@CPIVCR 8 ай бұрын
Theo, I think you are the best suited for these types of topics, integrity, vulnerability, and humility.
@judge7866
@judge7866 9 ай бұрын
"and that's when God throws his 2 cents in" 😂😂 this guy is hilarious
@EliteTreats
@EliteTreats Жыл бұрын
“You’re gonna give birth to something that lives in a lava lamp” 💀 💀 I love this dudes mind so much
@ryanmaupin818
@ryanmaupin818 Жыл бұрын
You don't want to be babysitting a lava lamp lmfao
@pri5645
@pri5645 Жыл бұрын
“I think it depends what’s browser you’re using” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@josephcoeries
@josephcoeries Жыл бұрын
😭🤣😭🤣😭
@Gun_Nut361
@Gun_Nut361 Жыл бұрын
“I’m sure there’s a lot of vague paperwork” lmfao😂
@suhbash10
@suhbash10 8 ай бұрын
“You shouldn’t walk out of there with a chicks number “😂😂😂😂
@Burton82190
@Burton82190 Жыл бұрын
The delivery of the rule of thumb making it seem like he had one and then asking to look it up was golden
@SmileOrangeWillow
@SmileOrangeWillow Жыл бұрын
I was screaming 😭
@jman12123
@jman12123 Жыл бұрын
I think it depends on what browser you're using. Lmao
@josephcremeans
@josephcremeans Жыл бұрын
I do believe he had one but he thought twice about saying it because he knew it would make the left lose it.
@MrsDuckworth
@MrsDuckworth Жыл бұрын
Bro I just discovered this man and I can't stop laughing. The things he says are just ridiculous but smart at the same time 😂😂😂
@mikemc6761
@mikemc6761 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you are way behind, but better late than never. Theo is a real one.
@kerstieamiya4880
@kerstieamiya4880 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been binging him the past two weeks sense I found him he’s hilarious plus I never expect wtf he’ll say 😭😂
@lotaryguy12
@lotaryguy12 Жыл бұрын
Lol where's the smart part
@Targetverified82
@Targetverified82 Жыл бұрын
@@lotaryguy12 well to be fair, he knows you shouldn't be looking for a hook up at a family reunion lol smarter than the caller
@susulala7679
@susulala7679 Жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious! I am old and remember him on MTV show Road Rules when he was young. I thought he was funny back then.
@MenAskMia
@MenAskMia Жыл бұрын
Theo makes me laugh at nearly every sentence
@rmt1
@rmt1 Жыл бұрын
Dude when you started in about God throwing his 2 cents had me laughing hard
@thomzyy
@thomzyy Жыл бұрын
Im crying "there could be anywhere from 2 to 6000 mexicans"
@Apoc414
@Apoc414 Жыл бұрын
@@davidz2690 ☠️
@shecravesit7072
@shecravesit7072 Жыл бұрын
@@davidz2690 that shit is so random and goddamn funny I do not know how he thinks of such weirdly accurate things
@njaye9893
@njaye9893 Жыл бұрын
I think family reunion pretty much explains it 😂😂
@b34rsfan5775
@b34rsfan5775 Жыл бұрын
was gonna say that 😂 like you went to a family reunion… and hooked up with a girl that was also at your family reunion… 🤨
@iPOPuDRP
@iPOPuDRP Жыл бұрын
right 😂😂😂
@adamsjoberrg
@adamsjoberrg Жыл бұрын
Hahaha things on this podcast just can't be made up
@tylerwigle9128
@tylerwigle9128 Жыл бұрын
He just feels guilty and weird about it so he’s cappin hard. Like oh I didn’t know that family might be at the family reunion
@njaye9893
@njaye9893 Жыл бұрын
@@tylerwigle9128 😆😅
@bigfootfighter4132
@bigfootfighter4132 10 ай бұрын
“There’s a rule of thumb” (as if he’s about to explain it) “I don’t know what it is” Theo kills me
@cobbinator111
@cobbinator111 Жыл бұрын
The silence after he spoke Spanish was an Office worthy moment
@Dieselfumes1982
@Dieselfumes1982 Жыл бұрын
Shit as soon as he said I went to a family reunion I knew that he fucked up.
@olherb9633
@olherb9633 Жыл бұрын
When I saw the title "Caller Who Slept With His Cousin" I knew he fucked up
@christophersonawane
@christophersonawane Жыл бұрын
Goes to “family reunion” doesn’t think that the person he’s meeting there is family? They never discussed it? wonder what the spoke about on the dates prior to hitting it. No offence but the dude just seems a bit slow.
@Johnnygga
@Johnnygga Жыл бұрын
People bring friends to their family party for a good time… But like… you should also be like “who do you know here and how do you know them?” My suspicion is that he saw someone who was hot in his eyes and he said fuck it and didn’t want to know the details and neither did she. Lmao
@inquisitorfederov5470
@inquisitorfederov5470 Жыл бұрын
"That's where God throws his two cents in." LMFAO
@Sherlock_Hulmes__
@Sherlock_Hulmes__ Жыл бұрын
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@RealTalkAlexV
@RealTalkAlexV Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha best part honestly
@susiekim5728
@susiekim5728 8 ай бұрын
😂 God, I love you Theo. I laughed so hard during your rant.
@TeresaO82
@TeresaO82 8 ай бұрын
Name everyone who's family " get away from me" 😂😂😂
@Boatpapi
@Boatpapi Жыл бұрын
Theo’s comment: “I mean anybody getting off a bus in LA will probably stop by, I’m sure there’s a lot of vague paperwork at the reunion” is PRICELESS.
@waynepolo6193
@waynepolo6193 2 ай бұрын
Bro, but like… there is! I’m Hispanic and the last time I went to a family reunion we literally given color coded t-shirts.
@liquidluffy302
@liquidluffy302 Жыл бұрын
Started cracking up when he said "2000 to 6000 people since it's a Mexican family reunion" lol
@justjoey6939
@justjoey6939 Жыл бұрын
I love your honest. Its making me laugh from my soul charka😂😂😂
@levibiddy8173
@levibiddy8173 10 ай бұрын
The whole “at the park” jokes are hilarious
@racheljay454
@racheljay454 Жыл бұрын
Theo is a national treasure.
@adamgriffiths8639
@adamgriffiths8639 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad that I found his podcast 😂😂😂
@Eliminator5555
@Eliminator5555 Жыл бұрын
Gang gang.
@garymericano
@garymericano Жыл бұрын
Which nation?
@WahhabiSound
@WahhabiSound 9 ай бұрын
​@@garymericanoTHE nation 🇺🇲
@stantoncochran536
@stantoncochran536 5 ай бұрын
Nah, he’s a intergalactic pleasure
@GEORGE_WARD
@GEORGE_WARD Жыл бұрын
Well clearly the first thing to do is to call a thriving podcast and give people your name and what you've done
@brandonboyer7064
@brandonboyer7064 Жыл бұрын
I know right 🤣🤣
@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork
@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork Жыл бұрын
1000 IQ move right there.
@doughboi-ry4lv
@doughboi-ry4lv Жыл бұрын
Hes proud as he should be :D
@willpugh8865
@willpugh8865 Жыл бұрын
He found out after 😂 bullshit
@ramblesocket
@ramblesocket Жыл бұрын
@@willpugh8865 yeah, AFTER they banged and she walked out naked to go pee at 2am and she calls your dad Uncle Jim... oooops
@andreakey6762
@andreakey6762 Ай бұрын
I swear to god u are killing me lmao u are so damn funny Theo I am so glad I found ur page and I’ve been watchin shit back to back to back just rolling all by myself!! Just wanted to tell u Ur the best!!❤❤
@Coolmusicplaylist
@Coolmusicplaylist 10 ай бұрын
Theo got the biggest troll face for this thumbnail
@jacobfoulds7618
@jacobfoulds7618 Жыл бұрын
Dude called in for help and Theo was just roasting his ass😂
@georgecrisci5440
@georgecrisci5440 Жыл бұрын
I love how podcasters/comedians always become the public's therapists for fucked up situations we all wanna hear about. Patrice, Bill Burr, Tim Dillon, Theo. True heros
@Sherlock_Hulmes__
@Sherlock_Hulmes__ Жыл бұрын
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@DaloWrld
@DaloWrld Жыл бұрын
Noel Miller
@potatohead3323
@potatohead3323 Жыл бұрын
So you’ve fucked your cousin?…
@highflyer449
@highflyer449 Жыл бұрын
Stavros
@3van660
@3van660 8 ай бұрын
And it works.
@yasmines.9625
@yasmines.9625 Ай бұрын
my parents are second cousins and I can confirm that I was nothing more than a lava lamp for 18 years of my life before I went through photosynthesis
@newpickupsstore
@newpickupsstore Жыл бұрын
The funniest clip I’ve seen all year
@pikes0073
@pikes0073 Жыл бұрын
When he started naming the relatives i cried from laughter LOL
@jhordan1246
@jhordan1246 Жыл бұрын
Same Lmfaooo start yelling out your relatives 😂
@ccrock5810
@ccrock5810 Жыл бұрын
I’m dying 😂
@michaelatkinson1783
@michaelatkinson1783 Жыл бұрын
Rhonda
@h3941
@h3941 Жыл бұрын
Same that's where I lost it
@melissaandres9469
@melissaandres9469 Жыл бұрын
Emmanuel 😂😂
@Jump-2-the-moon
@Jump-2-the-moon Жыл бұрын
The “let’s hear more” always kills me, because it’s just Theo pressing pause and play of this recording on his laptop.
@niteshades_promise
@niteshades_promise 8 ай бұрын
Dont hook up at family reunions...unless its your buddys reunion, then its game on.😂
@carlhammill5774
@carlhammill5774 Жыл бұрын
Theo is brilliant.
@harrisonfiore7090
@harrisonfiore7090 Жыл бұрын
“I think theres a rule of thumb when it comes to incest……. I don’t know what it is though” 😂😂😂
@Fotini13
@Fotini13 Жыл бұрын
The emotional roller coaster of Theo trying to articulate his thoughts 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 god I love him! I could listen to his tangents for days 🤣😂
@Isaac-dr1zd
@Isaac-dr1zd 8 ай бұрын
This had me in stitches 😂
@michelrood2966
@michelrood2966 8 ай бұрын
Keep it in the family bro
@scottmasson3039
@scottmasson3039 Жыл бұрын
“Yer gonna give birth to a fuckin’ hot air balloon with legs, dawg.” Omg! 😂
@Sherlock_Hulmes__
@Sherlock_Hulmes__ Жыл бұрын
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@loginusername7
@loginusername7 3 ай бұрын
This might be the funniest clip ever 😂
@Catfishboy2014.
@Catfishboy2014. Жыл бұрын
“ rule of thumb, of incest.” I died 💀
@James-lv9mw
@James-lv9mw Жыл бұрын
"I'm not judging you but I'm saying ..everybody else is gonna" 🤣🤣🤣
@daskrete3612
@daskrete3612 Жыл бұрын
Still can’t stop laughing about the time your buddy said he could survive in prison then said that he wouldn’t keep a shank because it’s “not allowed” 😂😂
@rickkivick90
@rickkivick90 Жыл бұрын
Lol I’m at work on my break trying not to die laughing from that lava lamp reference
@1987dayz
@1987dayz Жыл бұрын
When I finally met my dad side of the family. There were over 100 people. Someone pulled me to the side and said, "Do not date anyone from a family event. They are related to you every single one of them." I said dam okay. I was asked out by that dude over there. She said 3rd cousin. You'll be surprise by how many couples are cousins. Hell, na.
@kireepotter4762
@kireepotter4762 8 ай бұрын
... huh?
@Ap_twsh
@Ap_twsh 4 ай бұрын
3rd cousin is just dumb most people in a single state are related. Even if they dont look like eachother.
@deja_vu..
@deja_vu.. Жыл бұрын
Desperation defined: Going to a family reunion looking for a date.
@AlphanumericCharacters
@AlphanumericCharacters Жыл бұрын
No shit. I never understood the “thinking with the little head” thing. (Not that mine ever told me to fuck a cousin anyway). But I never have been tempted to bang some chick that was going to be an issue. Like a buddy’s ex for instance. There are chicks that are DTF behind every bush. Im hella average looking and never had any issues. How you gonna be so desperate?
@kamikaze4132
@kamikaze4132 Жыл бұрын
I love Theo's non-bullshit answer!
@jason_eh
@jason_eh Жыл бұрын
He stepped up for sure, he could have laughed it off or made a joke but instead he faced it head on and gave the guy the straight goods.
@JorgesUsername
@JorgesUsername 4 ай бұрын
4:40 haha "This things got..ya'know..a little extra spine." I fucking love Theo, baby.
@SyddViciouss666
@SyddViciouss666 11 ай бұрын
The lava lamp comparison at the end lost me 💀💀🤣🤣🤣 why is he like this!
@jenne5008
@jenne5008 Жыл бұрын
Not me yelling at the phone, "You picked her up at a family reunion!! Who did you think was going to be there, bro?!" 🤦‍♀️🤣
@airmaxwell
@airmaxwell Жыл бұрын
The title made me think he hit hit Theos cousin 😂
@ronrammer4666
@ronrammer4666 Жыл бұрын
Haha same bro 😂😂
@raydhyne5049
@raydhyne5049 11 ай бұрын
Your the man!!!
@xxPow3rslave
@xxPow3rslave 28 күн бұрын
lmaoo theo is amazing
@LEEERROOOYYJENKINS1
@LEEERROOOYYJENKINS1 Жыл бұрын
“You don’t want to babysit a lava lamp” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Sherlock_Hulmes__
@Sherlock_Hulmes__ Жыл бұрын
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@johnnydelrome
@johnnydelrome Жыл бұрын
As time went on with the discussion, Theo realizes it’s not very cool and give the caller some serious tough love.
@kelliebilinski
@kelliebilinski Жыл бұрын
The buckaroo has 4 rows of teeth....lol Theo makes me laugh so hard.....keep making us laugh!! ,👌
@jasonmccann7393
@jasonmccann7393 Жыл бұрын
Best clip I've ever seen
@devon_lettuce_tomato8637
@devon_lettuce_tomato8637 Жыл бұрын
I like how ‘the ethics of incest’ was purple insinuating he’s already looked at that link.😂
@AsAugustSleeps
@AsAugustSleeps Жыл бұрын
That’s too funny
@ramirez.cristopher9942
@ramirez.cristopher9942 Жыл бұрын
“Bub” 😂😂😂😂😂 Theo doesn’t miss to make me laugh
@denachtconducteur7070
@denachtconducteur7070 Жыл бұрын
What that stands for?
@Coonass
@Coonass Жыл бұрын
​@@denachtconducteur7070 Bubba
@blob537
@blob537 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, even a first cousin is already pretty distant but a second cousins closest shared relative is GREAT grandparents so I don't think our caller friend needs to lose too much sleep over it. That being said, I agree that picking up someone to bone at a family reunion does seem inadvisable.
@dutchybag
@dutchybag 9 ай бұрын
I have resemblance to my first cousins and somewhat to my second.
@Tyvm-mo3pj
@Tyvm-mo3pj 9 ай бұрын
First cousins are definitely not distant🤣 they share the exact same grandparents on one side of the family making up for 50% of the DNA. You Americans are weird imagine allowing first cousin marriage in half the country
@blob537
@blob537 9 ай бұрын
@@Tyvm-mo3pj I'm not American and I'm not saying it's not weird. But first cousins definitely aren't 50% shared. A brother or sister are 50% but first cousins only 12.5%. Second are just over 3%.
@StanleyRamblerSRVB-GrimeyBeats
@StanleyRamblerSRVB-GrimeyBeats 7 ай бұрын
First cousin is distant ? 😂 That's your mum's, brothers kids that's blood lol
@Tyvm-mo3pj
@Tyvm-mo3pj 7 ай бұрын
@@blob537 brother you might want to redo your calculations. You have 4 grandparents, your first cousins have the same 2, which is 50% of the DNA. Don’t know where you’re getting 12.5% from🤣
@WWII25
@WWII25 7 ай бұрын
Great call that our listeners can give some feedback to. He knows his audience.
@maxjones5048
@maxjones5048 Жыл бұрын
"You don't wanna babysit a lava lamp." How does he come up with this shit on the spot man
@VVhitesOnly88
@VVhitesOnly88 Жыл бұрын
"got an extra thumb near its ass". Theo never fails man.
@kenpeck2637
@kenpeck2637 7 ай бұрын
“And you know I’m not judging you… I’m just saying everyone else is gunna” HAD ME DYING! Haha
@jenniferdefazio65
@jenniferdefazio65 Жыл бұрын
"You don't wanna babysitting a lava lamp." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rsbutz1
@rsbutz1 Жыл бұрын
And that's where God really throws his 2 cents in 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀
@cameron3196
@cameron3196 Жыл бұрын
“There’s a rule of thumb with incest” 😂
@veggiesaremurder
@veggiesaremurder 4 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is effing hilarious, dude.
@jchick426
@jchick426 Жыл бұрын
“I think theres like a rule of thumb when it comes to incest… I don’t know what it is though?!” brooooo I laughed sooo hard when he hit me with the second part of that 😂
@cfrenchfrye
@cfrenchfrye Жыл бұрын
“What’s the rule of thumb for incest?” LMAOOOO 😂
@Sherlock_Hulmes__
@Sherlock_Hulmes__ Жыл бұрын
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@CertifiedZoologist
@CertifiedZoologist Жыл бұрын
Keep hitting it brah. I'm always looking for snatch at them family reunions
@XDNEB
@XDNEB Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡
@trickflowfive0h
@trickflowfive0h Жыл бұрын
#wedemboyz
@k1ng_0fthes0uth-8
@k1ng_0fthes0uth-8 Жыл бұрын
🤦🏾‍♂️
@charisma_2xp819
@charisma_2xp819 Жыл бұрын
Presto molesto
@FedUpSouthernGirl
@FedUpSouthernGirl Жыл бұрын
Fertile huntin’ ground baby gang gang
@smartz565
@smartz565 5 ай бұрын
love this guy 😂😂
@JaymeeKay
@JaymeeKay 10 ай бұрын
Killing it!
@ClaytonBigsby17
@ClaytonBigsby17 Жыл бұрын
Respectfully I think Theo is the guy to ask advice on incest… RESPECTFULLY 😂
@anabltc
@anabltc Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest Theo clips 😂😂💀💀
@Sh0rtsYT
@Sh0rtsYT Жыл бұрын
Never laughed so much at a podcast as I did when I heard this during the show
@elusiveruse832
@elusiveruse832 Жыл бұрын
Theo kept escalating insidiously 🤣
@CEB731
@CEB731 Жыл бұрын
Theo, is 🔥
@gvonk2
@gvonk2 Жыл бұрын
getting a date at a family reunion is the start to every incest joke ever
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