Theodore Rex - Nostalgia Critic

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8 жыл бұрын

The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1995's Theodore Rex.
Originally aired on 6/15/2010.
Theodore Rex, also known as T. Rex, is a 1995 buddy cop science-fiction family film written and directed by Jonathan Betuel and starring Whoopi Goldberg.
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@JaceGem 8 жыл бұрын

This movie is basically a giant insult to the motherfucking T-rex.

@SmashTom 7 жыл бұрын

Half the time I even forget he's a T-rex... Not sure if that's bad or good :/

@Ugly_German_Truths 7 жыл бұрын

It doesn't even look close to a T-Rex. They picked the wrong latex suit from the "Dinosaurs" sitcom... Earl would have fit pretty well... despite them calling the character a megalosaurus there...

@TheBloodsuckerProxy 8 жыл бұрын

Whoopi Goldberg actually had to be ordered to do this movie by a judge because she tried to drop out after signing the contract. She was so pissed that during the film's production she only referred to the film's producer as "motherfucker"

@scottbuckley823 8 жыл бұрын

and the film was one of three of her goolden raspberry award nominations for Whoopi goldberg in one year

@TheBloodsuckerProxy 7 жыл бұрын

She had signed the contract and agreed to do the film. Whoopi was the only well known celebrity attached to the project so they were afraid that without her the movie wouldn't have the appeal to reach a wide audience and make a profit. So when she changed her mind and tried to back out the filmmakers sued her for breach of contract and she was ordered by a judge to complete the movie.

@MrPiccoloku 7 жыл бұрын

I noticed that your comment was making an unverified claim on the internet, so here's some sources: around that timeframe, LA Times and People Magazine, I don't know exactly when.

@feezlfuzzl564 7 жыл бұрын

Are you a bisexual bear? I've never seen that Pride flag before. Bi-bear Pride?

@hououinkyouma3864 7 жыл бұрын

+Kyan Neill "Crew members left constantly during production. Whoopi Goldberg once said that on her final day of shooting, 99% of the crew was different from the first day." Honestly I cannot blame any of them. WHO THE HELL thought that THIS was a good idea?! I bet that the guy who wanted to do this movie was getting the idea from his 5 years old kid. And even than I'm pretty sure that the KID hated it too!!!

@NY4Life 8 жыл бұрын

True Story, I was on a plane and they showed Theodore Rex and people hated it so much they walked off the plane in mid flight!

@pootisbear 8 жыл бұрын

"Walked off the plane mid flight." Seems legit

@comradeyugoslavia1529 8 жыл бұрын

Even though this is obviously a joke, you couldn't open those doors due to the Cabin Pressure, the doors opening inwards, and the locks which prevent the doors from opening mid-flight.

@MythicSuns 7 жыл бұрын

this joke would've worked a little better if you said one of the passengers conveniently needed some fresh air and decided to open a window

@jamescollins2068 7 жыл бұрын

James Faraci 😏

@SpaceRaptor510 6 жыл бұрын

joke ruined

@Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show 8 жыл бұрын

They were probably going for a "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" kinda of movie, the difference is that you have to try, otherwise it won't happen

@briankaslewicz6130 6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name It's a murder mystery with a mismatched pair, one a human cop and the other an anthropomorphic animal & a female character introduced as a seductive dancer of sorts in a high class club & holy shit it is Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

@jfdrac 5 жыл бұрын

@@briankaslewicz6130 if that female dino is supposed to be seductive....that writer has some serious issues

@bezzy6163 2 жыл бұрын

Wish I could smack you for having Goku pick with the name naruto

@sporkwarrior9950 8 жыл бұрын

This movie probably took place after the Super Mario Bros movie.

@jamesroper8977 8 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!

@peterstangl8295 8 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! O_O

@sierragarabed1227 8 жыл бұрын

Probably made by the same people too.

@3Guys1Video 8 жыл бұрын

+Spork Warrior AHHHH PANCODA!!! VIDEO BRINQUEDO HAS TAKEN OVER KZfaq ACCOUNTS!

@austinurban7860 4 жыл бұрын

SporkWarrior, I said this was a prologue

@teoteous 8 жыл бұрын

Jurassic Park 6. Featuring Theodore Rex and Barney the dinosaur.

@fitre4722 7 жыл бұрын

And that one drunk scientist

@Djinsin 7 жыл бұрын

They really should have kept that scene in where the Mutha F***in T-Rex shows up and eats everyone.

@orangeslash1667 3 жыл бұрын

@@Djinsin Who sounds like Sephiroth!!

@KiwitheEngineer 7 жыл бұрын

Almost as bad as Neil Patrick Harris teaming up with the Smurfs.

@BCoriginal1 3 жыл бұрын

**Scoffs** What? Are they gonna have Hank Azaria as the main antagonist too? Preposterous!

@rithrius5384 2 жыл бұрын

And then they combined Ryan Reynolds with Pokemon and it was a reasonable success.

@denverarnold6210 Жыл бұрын

Or Lassie and Woody the woodpecker.

@Treeeee2008 Жыл бұрын

@@denverarnold6210 I don't support that movie

@williamaguilar5519 Жыл бұрын

have Jim Carrey And Sonic the hedgehog😂

@TBTabby 8 жыл бұрын

Cracked recently published an article about the sordid truth behind several famously bad movies, including this one. It turns out Whoopi Goldberg was literally forced to appear in the movie. She originally agreed to star in the movie, then backed out after realizing what a train wreck it was going to be, so the producers sued her for violating a verbal agreement and won. You can imagine she wasn't exactly friendly to the crew behind the scenes as a result: she told one producer, "Just for the record: I hate your guts ... Maybe in ten years, you and I can have a cup of coffee and laugh about this. But you've made my life a living hell and I hate your fucking guts," refused to call another producer anything but "motherfucker," and spent the first day of shooting screaming at the puppeteer controlling the dinosaur because it wasn't working properly.

@jfdrac 5 жыл бұрын

that is how so many decent actors end up in crapfest. Studio commitments and contracts signed when a movie was something toltally different than what it became. Although to be fair....Whoopi should have known it was a crapfest the moment she heard buddy cop with a Dinosaur....It is like complaining about a crap car after getting a Yugo

@kohinarec6580 5 жыл бұрын

Well, a shotty thing to do from the studio's side, but it is not OK to pour piss on the technical crew.

@nathanschmitz2302 5 жыл бұрын

@@kohinarec6580 Maybe she was so salty and mad she couldn't think straight. I mean she was stuck in a movie that was terrible with no way out.

@MrAwsomeness360 Жыл бұрын

I don't blame her. If I were forced to starr in this stinker, I would've used the puppet strings from the dinosaur and hang myself with them so that I have a way out of this crapseft.

@CesarACastillo Жыл бұрын

@@nathanschmitz2302 there’s always the 12 gauge delete button option

@stoneman472 8 жыл бұрын

...Betty White in a ninja turtles movie would be fucking awesome!

@ELEcomments 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Betty white would totally rock as April.

@MajoroTom 8 жыл бұрын

Elderly Mutant Ninja Turtles. Elderly Mutant Ninja Turtles. Old people in half lives, turtle power!

@bear6613 8 жыл бұрын

+ShotgunLlama It's one of those bands that would change their name to "BWTF" and fans wouldn't know the real name and wouldn't believe the hardcore Betty White Titfuck fans when they tell them the real name.

@1heKing 2 жыл бұрын

about that...

@christopherwilliams7845 8 жыл бұрын

Anyone wanna watch William Shatner's Pokemon?

@EvolMuzik4ever 8 жыл бұрын

+Kaiser Chris I would...

@sporesisters 8 жыл бұрын

+Kaiser Chris That would be awesome! I was that working in a weird way. There would be Deoxys, Rayquaza, Clefairy, Beheeyem and Starmie! I'd pay to see that XD

@CRocketSlim 8 жыл бұрын

+Kaiser Chris I unironically want Betty White to have a crossover with the Ninja Turtles, though watching the Shat collect Pokemon and constantly mispronouncing their names/mocking the concept would be sweet. "Judge Dreadlock" > Theodor Rex

@joltsreviews 8 жыл бұрын

+Kaiser Chris not sure if i'd see it in theaters, but i might check it out on video

@azbrowne 8 жыл бұрын

Who do I have to kill?

@MysticWolfMagic 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite reviews. So many good parts. "Meanwhile at the sprinkled testicle building"😂 and "What the hell? Why are they playing shuffleboard with Hershey's kisses?"🤣

@lukef2098 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite reviews so manny goood plaee meantesswhles bulldog

@KaristaSwiss 8 жыл бұрын

15:01 BEST line from Nostalgia critic "SAVE ME"

@DWAkhaten 5 жыл бұрын

*Remy Zero:* SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

@azbrowne 8 жыл бұрын

Wow! They made Tommy Wiseau look like a credible actor in that moment 10:52.

@enziovescucci9151 8 жыл бұрын

The Fear and Loathing edit killed me.

@whocare9942 8 жыл бұрын

Next time someone tells me CGI is over done and they miss animatronics I'll point them to this movie.

@whocare9942 8 жыл бұрын

Fair enough, that was some quality model work.

@levi_octavian 7 жыл бұрын

who care it all depends . Cgi can be good when done right but terrible with others. Same thing with animitronics they can be amazing like jurrassic park or terribly atrocious.

@glucosegremlin7972 5 жыл бұрын

CGI is over done and I miss animatronics.

@kaijukid1443 8 ай бұрын

Eh…I think both have their pros and cons

@PhoenixAlaris93 7 жыл бұрын

Little known fact the same guy who voiced Teddy currently is the voice of Sepheroth

@JaelinBezel 6 жыл бұрын

PhoenixAlaris93 And Superman?

@memorra 4 жыл бұрын

It is a widely known fact considering around 300 people already posted the same exact fact.

@mrrunodan8119 2 жыл бұрын

One Winged Dinosaur

@kaijukid1443 2 жыл бұрын

Really? Good for him

@anubusx Жыл бұрын

Stu Pickles as him.

@TaHoMasWilliams 8 жыл бұрын

3:07 that line reminds me of Psych. Shawn "Good Morning detectives. Collecting donations for the policemen's ball" Lassie "We don't have balls." Shawn "....... I honestly have no response to that."

@ruthrichardson9717 2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment 🤣

@AussieDragoon 8 жыл бұрын

So Theodore Rex...is voice by the guy who went on to voice Superman and Sephiroth.

@CtDAN1 8 жыл бұрын

O.O ....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry...But c'mon, don't tell me that not funny!

@braveng7909 8 жыл бұрын

Super man in what? And REALLY SEPHIROTH SEPHIROTH I MEAN COME ON

@AussieDragoon 8 жыл бұрын

Braven g Justice League, JLU, Supman/Shazam: Return of Black Adam, Injustice: Gods Among Us, and Superman vs the Elite.

@braveng7909 8 жыл бұрын

AussieDragoon wow that's stupid

@Nashifruit 8 жыл бұрын

For real?!....please tell me your jokeing...

@MrGorillafist 8 жыл бұрын

Would watch the shit out of William Shatner meets Pokemon.

@sierragarabed1227 8 жыл бұрын

You know what would be even better? A Boston Legal and Pokémon crossover.

@kenrickeason 8 жыл бұрын

Must! Get them! All!!!

@sparkydoingthings9244 5 жыл бұрын

Yea, me too probably.

@johnny13r 5 жыл бұрын

I've ... Got...To...Catch...THEM ALL... SPOCK!

@briankaslewicz6130 5 жыл бұрын

You'll have to settle for Ryan Reynolds & Pokemon. Enjoy.

@6to1 8 жыл бұрын

11:19 "Why are they playing shuffleboard with Hershey's Kisses?" No really... Why..?

@azbrowne 8 жыл бұрын

You're watching this movie, and that's your question?

@n1nt3n_35 8 жыл бұрын

Gotta get that product placement amiright?!

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex-Zander Browne I watched this movie when I was younger and I remembered being so perplexed by that scene that I ended up finding my brother, getting him to sit down and watch it (he's eight years older), just so I can ask him about it.

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

***** I wish I could give you an answer, I really do.

@levitan71 8 жыл бұрын

+Sure there is no point...this movie has no other purpose then to make money wich it failed to do HARD -_-

@tristanhartup4936 7 жыл бұрын

Wait, did the opening crawl just give away the villain's plot before the movie even begins?

@RogueT-Rex8468 7 жыл бұрын

Tristan Hartup cheap attempt at keeping an audience.

@DatBastardOni 8 жыл бұрын

Put the cookie DOWN, Theodore!

@somerandolad 5 жыл бұрын

Arnie might've made this film a little bit more watchable

@RaccoonGamer9613 2 жыл бұрын

"Put that cookie down, NOW!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

@drakkenmensch 8 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute... there's a line on the news in there about how the villain also recreated a raccoon. By the logic that the dinos he made are both sentient and intelligent, then... it's a walking, talking raccoon... OH MY GOD THEDORE REX IS A GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY PREQUEL!!!

@diegocamacho6477 8 жыл бұрын

What a twist!

@QuantomX64 6 жыл бұрын

So... was the fuzzy hotdog a relative of Mantis?

@albertschoise8091 6 жыл бұрын

Drakkenmensch Silverflare NO its to sly cooper

@coolnerdlll6053 5 жыл бұрын

When Teddy is flying in the hang glider, he might be saying "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

@tykamen5588 3 жыл бұрын

M Night Shyamalan: What a twist

@JunKazamaFan 2 жыл бұрын

Now we'll never get that Betty White and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover movie. R.I.P.

@BrendanBarney 7 жыл бұрын

I guess Barney blushed when he saw this movie.

@malcolmcarter608 4 жыл бұрын

I Wish They Would Make Blarney The Dinosaur You Can Imagine Blarney As A Kentrosaurus A Styracosaurus And Girafftan

@jareththegoblinking3191 2 жыл бұрын

He blushes at everything

@jonathanbaileyartanimation2992 2 жыл бұрын

Or Earl Sinclair

@loneronin6813 2 жыл бұрын

What color did he turn? :P

@BrendanBarney 2 жыл бұрын

@@loneronin6813 Red. Why?

@Quadrenaro 6 жыл бұрын

13:51 Stu Pickles. It's been awhile but I never forget a voice. It's even better that he's talking about a psycho toy maker. I probably did him a disservice, but Wikipedia didn't list this as one of his roles so I added it.

@eddieolshefski6467 5 жыл бұрын

Ffffffuck

@MysticWolfMagic 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit!! I had no idea that was Stu!

@ellnats 3 жыл бұрын

wow, good ears dude

@goldylover1000 3 жыл бұрын

He's here because he lost control of his life.

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

This was my birthday gift when I was nine...... Nothing much to tell other than that.....nothing much to tell....

@artemisfowldragon 8 жыл бұрын

+Greyghostvol1 why would anyone give this as a gift?!

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

Lol wasn't my parents, was an uncle that we weren't actually all that close to. Also, the box art looked inviting enough, especially for an eight year old, so it's completely possible for a child directly request it. Remember that this was direct to video.

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, yes you do. More so if you're one of those uncles that barely ever actually spends time with their nieces and nephews. I'm an uncle myself....I go out of my way to never give them a crappy present ever. I guess I should thank my own uncle for teaching me that lesson...

@kenrickeason 8 жыл бұрын

at 17:42 Does that guy look like Tommy Wiaso from The Room..

@MrPiccoloku 8 жыл бұрын

+Greyghostvol1 What can I do to help you heal from such a birthday?

@banananutduckbread1279 7 жыл бұрын

I watched this when I was 5 years old and I liked it. 23 years later I'm questioning if I was retarded as a little kid.

@KangaKucha 7 жыл бұрын

Smol Fraggle Hippie Its so bad its good imho mate so your ok.

@banananutduckbread1279 7 жыл бұрын

+Mattheos Clemence Okay, bruh. ;)

@KangaKucha 7 жыл бұрын

Smol Fraggle Hippie Besides its just too funny. Not loling with it but at it.

@KangaKucha 7 жыл бұрын

Smol Fraggle Hippie Even one of the bad guys is loling because he is in a bad but good flim.

@banananutduckbread1279 7 жыл бұрын

Mattheos Clemence All too true, man! XD

@klimmr 8 жыл бұрын

I know. How about Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan. Don't kill me, that movie is a guilty pleasure. Edit: I also really like Space Jam: A New Legacy.

@LucyLioness100 4 жыл бұрын

klimmr3021 I liked ‘Space Jam’ as a kid. Still a guilty pleasure with more cred than this shit

@shwahgamer 4 жыл бұрын

Space Jam is better made than this movie at least...

@heyskipj 3 жыл бұрын

Didn't even mention all the Looney Tunes/Roadrunner SFX

@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE SPACE JAM I ALSO LOVE HOWARD THE DUCK

@Dim4323 3 жыл бұрын

It worked

@masterofgaburincho 7 жыл бұрын

"I... Wanna be... The very... Best... Like no one... ever was..." -Opening for William Shatner's Pokemon

@superwowman100 8 жыл бұрын

A dinosaur cop with psychic powers and woopie goldberg as his partner sounds badass in any other movie but this one.

@ZealotZeke 7 жыл бұрын

Anyone wanna find out something kinda sad? The voice actor for Theodore is also Sephiroth from FFVII and Superman in the DCAU. :D

@DoctorWhoKage 5 жыл бұрын

*In my best Darth Vader impression:* NOOOOOOO!

@ellnats 8 жыл бұрын

sadest thing about this movie is that two of the actors in this movie were in the awesome show Justce League, the girl henchmen in this played Tala, and the voice of teddy is supermans voice actor

@luizassefjr.4278 8 жыл бұрын

I'd totally watch a William Shatner's Pokemon movie...

@BATCHARRO 8 жыл бұрын

Pikachu...I...chooseyou...

@nunchuckfilms 4 жыл бұрын

@@BATCHARRO No no no Pica...............chew Ieeeeeea.........chooooae.....y...........ou

@elambitodelmurcielago7012 3 жыл бұрын

I've come to say the same thing

@JCTelenio 3 жыл бұрын

@@nunchuckfilms (Says Pikachu the same way he says Spock)

@johnathanholmes1297 8 жыл бұрын

Who wants a movie with a Ninja as a Cop instead of a T-rex?

@LordMoonshadowGaGa 7 жыл бұрын

Zhao Dragión I think that's actually a thing. Kung Fury or something.

@tompor561 6 жыл бұрын

Johnathan Holmes Isn't Batman kinda that?

@blakeadamson1576 5 жыл бұрын

How about a movie about a Ninja and a T-Rex as cops, but instead of a Noah's Ark plot, it's about busting an illegal Dinosaur fighting ring and the T-Rex's struggles in a society where he's considered a second-rate citizen and the Ninja's struggles to respect his heritage and his badge while still staying true to his values. Anybody got thoughts on that?

@petermcaulay4647 4 жыл бұрын

Blake Adamson That sounds like an awesome idea, much more interesting and engaging than the actual movie!

@meman29 8 жыл бұрын

Oh my god... I watched this as a kid, and actually blocked it from my mind! And now it's all back!

@Billaxle 8 жыл бұрын

+meman29 I'll make sure to visit you in the insane asylum. During group therapy, i mean...

@azbrowne 8 жыл бұрын

Here's the Surgeon General warning on the ticket stub for this movie. *Warning* The film you're about to view has been known to cause cancer.

@juant8631 8 жыл бұрын

What ticket stub? This was a DTV flick.

@azbrowne 8 жыл бұрын

+The KaBlammer it's a joke. Just replaced ticket stub with TV Guide.

@juant8631 8 жыл бұрын

Alex-Zander Browne Yeah, I know, but still.

@greencanarie9861 8 жыл бұрын

Watching this video make me want cookies. Am I the only one?

@vanellopescorner8882 5 жыл бұрын

No! So do I!

@lennydale92 4 жыл бұрын

Those cookies did look good lol

@MadisonProductions 8 жыл бұрын

Ahh, I'm so glad they reuploaded this one. The only one I could find on YT (that was English) was in terrible quality and that was hard for me to look at, haha.

@clarkb2697 4 жыл бұрын

You know I miss the old videos some time. There's something comforting about the old recording equipment and set up.

@afoxinaviators4105 7 жыл бұрын

"But he's a dinosaur"Wow whoopie racist much?

@tristanhartup4936 7 жыл бұрын

Or speciest

@nunchuckfilms 4 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen the view I take it?

@frankmerker630 4 жыл бұрын

I like how they take common white on black racist tropes and transfer them into black on dinosaur jokes

@samuelsolomon7330 5 жыл бұрын

One glaring flaw in the movie that the critic doesn't say is how the villains twist plan was revealed to us IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE MOVIE. There's spoilers, and then there's putting the movie's plot summary on back of the DVD case as the movie's opening scene.

@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 6 жыл бұрын

15:04, I just love that line delivery!

@Tortoiseshel 8 жыл бұрын

I don't think the animatronics are all that bad.

@lukeboyer1594 8 жыл бұрын

It's the mouth movement

@maximeteppe7627 8 жыл бұрын

+Tortoiseshel it's true that, with the absence of lighting, cheap sets, nonsensical plot, nonexistent writing, the animatronics are the least of the problems here.

@mythbuster43 8 жыл бұрын

+Tortoiseshel Neither do I, at least when compared to the ones in Garbage Pail Kids.

@TristanJHorta 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. At least they aren't the ones from Garbage Pail Kids

@KeybladeMasterAndy 7 жыл бұрын

Mouth movement. Otherwise, it's pretty much par for the course compared to most 90s animatronics on film.

@darkflame728 8 жыл бұрын

Did they ever save the kid? I don't remember him mentioning it. Then again this movie was so bad I started blanking out.

@litrim1285 7 жыл бұрын

They saved him. It was mentioned at 17:34 in the video.

@TDProductions182 8 жыл бұрын

16:44 Sounded like he said 'piss off'. 😆

@clericofchaos1 8 жыл бұрын

If the Cosby's had been dinosaurs the son would be called a theosaurus! (bu-dum-tish)

@Jacob-yg7lz 8 жыл бұрын

+clericofchaos1 If it was George Foreman's son it would have been named George.

@SteveCarras 5 жыл бұрын

:P! ::-)

@malcolmcarter608 4 жыл бұрын

I Wish Danny tanner jessie Joey from and Mary Kate and Ashley would always go on derisive with Theodore Rex

@tristanhartup4936 8 жыл бұрын

This sounds almost exactly like a weird idea I had when I was a kid, though my idea was essentially Ace Ventura with dinosaurs, boy was I a dumb kid.

@skylancer-zer0205 8 жыл бұрын

I would pay money to see that XD

@RiderNexus 8 жыл бұрын

That... actually sounds like a cool idea

@ECL28E 7 жыл бұрын

Except Ace Ventura with dinosaurs sounds really funny. Whoopi Goldberg stopped being funny a LOOOOONG time ago

@aesgaard41 5 жыл бұрын

I can't figure out if they were trying to rip off "Roger Rabbit" or ride the coat tails of "Jurassic Park." It could be both.

@KoshVader 7 жыл бұрын

I admit, I think it has a kind of cool premises. If I was in charge of a remake I'd totally make it about prejudice or human vs nature, perhaps a mix of both. Wouldn't it be interesting if it turns out they were dying naturally and the life spans of dinosaurs were decreasing per generation? Or they were killed in self defense because they were being mind controlled. I don't think I should write for children...

@albertschoise8091 6 жыл бұрын

KoshVader seems great

@dorothyallspice1862 2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually pretty clever. Now pick up that pen and start writing!!

@darkzombiproductions7756 8 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who noticed that Rex is voiced by the same guy who voiced Lightning McQueen, this is my favorite review

@orangeslash1667 3 жыл бұрын

No It's actually George Newbern Sadly.

@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 2 жыл бұрын

Apparently the Betty White x TMNT crossover isn't gonna happen anymore R.I.P. Betty White

@thedorikorner Жыл бұрын

Actually Betty White teaming up with the Ninja Turtles does sound kinda dope.

@InkHeart17 8 жыл бұрын

12:29 Is that Juliet Landau as the bad guy's secretary!?

@Stargazer_Ley 8 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately yes.

@imamotherfgsnake5948 8 жыл бұрын

12:43 To be fair, Bland Non-advertising Blank Screen would still be more enjoyable than this movie.

@geekygoggles628 8 жыл бұрын

Oh... I was thinking something veeeeeeeeerrryy different when he said Sebastian.

@wordpainter1 8 жыл бұрын

I bet it's one Hell of a difference, ehehehe

@JonathanRossRogers 7 жыл бұрын

Isn't "hydroponic seaweed" redundant?

@albertschoise8091 6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Rogers how so?

@billa107 8 жыл бұрын

Can someone please explain the cookie scene to me? What is the joke?

@invock 8 жыл бұрын

+billa107 "It's funneh cuz he's a dinosser and dinosser eet meet nut cookeh." ... At least I suppose that's the bottom-line of the joke. Doesn't make it any funnier but hey, I'm TRYING to give it some sense.

@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853 8 жыл бұрын

+invock I think it's because he says "i'm a recovering carnivore (like a recovering alcoholic)", but he's glad to eat something which would really be so much more unhealthy and dangerous to a dinosaur.

@coolnerdlll6053 5 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Pastor And I still don't get it.

@03bgood 5 жыл бұрын

This was like The Happytime Murders before The Happytime Murders.

@edwardgiudici1926 7 жыл бұрын

news flash a dinosaur has escaped from a asylum and is attacking everyone with his tail while screaming cookies

@Woogoo336 8 жыл бұрын

CinemaSins really needs to do this movie. Everything Wrong with Theodore Rex in F*** Me minutes.

@jfdrac 5 жыл бұрын

can we just say the entire movie and end this nowlol

@malcolmcarter608 4 жыл бұрын

I Wish Danny Tanner Jessie Joey Dj Stephane Mary Kate And Ashley Will always Solve The Crimes With Theodore Rex

@NightridewithNikki 7 жыл бұрын

I would watch William Shatner/Pokemon crossover

@TheSaberWolfDuchess 8 жыл бұрын

Okay. We complain about too much CGI in movies these days, but when props are actually THERE we complain too?! _Ugh… make up your mind, America…_

@GAMEShane 8 жыл бұрын

+Emilia Rose Everyone complains, not just America.. -_-

@TheSaberWolfDuchess 8 жыл бұрын

Still, I just find it ironic that moviegoers can't be happy with either effect.

@GAMEShane 8 жыл бұрын

Emilia Rose Props look bad 9/10 times, and we are too used to CGI. At this point there is no winning.

@TheSaberWolfDuchess 8 жыл бұрын

***** Agreed… unless someone does manage to bring a real alien or dinosaur around. Now _that_ I'd watch.

@joeyjojoshabadoo2508 8 жыл бұрын

Thats the trick. Good movie effects use practical for the actors to actually react and give the viewer the concept that the object is really there. Cgi enchances this process shortcomingsm.Look at Gollum. Actor on set, creature designed with sketchs and clay. Rendered after all that.

@iisanulquiorrahara8 8 жыл бұрын

And Theodore Rex would grow to become Sephiroth AND Superman.

@LaDracul 8 жыл бұрын

+iisanulquiorrahara8 Don't forget Nooj....

@iisanulquiorrahara8 8 жыл бұрын

Sorry, haven't played FF X-2.

@DavidRYates-bx9qg 8 жыл бұрын

And BOTH in Superman vs The Elite xD that threatening voice Superman takes on at the end when he's intimidating Manchester Black is Newbern's Sephiroth voice.

@LaDracul 8 жыл бұрын

He also plays Andy Beast in "Monster High: Escape from Skull Shores". :)

@jbcatz5 4 жыл бұрын

iisanulquiorrahara8 Sephiroth isn’t in X or X-2. He is in Crisis Core though.

@Kimmy0721 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, though. Imagine William Shatner in a Pokemon movie. Singing the theme song. (EMPHASIS, ...= Dramatic pause) I wanna be... the VERY best! Like no one ever WAS! To catch them is my... REAL test!... To train them is... my CAUSE! I will travel... across the LAND! Searching... FAR and WIDE! Teach Pokémon to... UNDERSTAND! The power that's... INSIDE! Pokémon, gotta... catch 'em ALL! It's you AND me I know it's my... DESTINY!... POKÉMON! Oh... you're... my best FRIEND! In a world we... must DEFEND! Pokémon, gotta... catch 'em ALL! A heart... so TRUE! Our courage will... pull us THROUGH! You teach me and... I'll teach YOU! Pokémon! Gotta... catch 'em ALL! Gotta... catch 'em ALL! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

@noahblair3020 4 жыл бұрын

Ok, when nc said “for example, my path leads to-“ it got interrupted by an ad for luvs diapers!

@taramathews7391 4 жыл бұрын

I think filmmakers just kinda gave up at some point during production and only hoped for their money back. Didn't work out

@venomwise 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I thought this movie was a fever dream scared the shit outta me as a kid I mean look at that thing looks cartoonish yet so real and sentient plus my biggest fear is half human animal creatures

@afrikasmith1049 8 жыл бұрын

Theodore Rex: Cookies. Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies.......

@catherineclayton894 4 жыл бұрын

End of the episode, I’m still trying to figure out wut a ninja grid is

@MythicSuns 7 жыл бұрын

look, if you just pretend Geinan started taking acid in the Holodeck this movie makes a lot more sense

@intergalactichumanempire9759 8 жыл бұрын

Was this film a kid's movie?

@scorcoz 6 жыл бұрын

Pick a term

@LabMatt 8 жыл бұрын

Betty White starring as April!

@hanscarabonala2462 8 жыл бұрын

+Lab Matt Still better than Megan Fox.

@sierragarabed1227 8 жыл бұрын

That would be so awesome!

@supremeleaderseymour2658 6 жыл бұрын

Lab Matt yes, and Leo will be using his swords as canes, Donnie will use his bo staff to hold himself up, Raph will use his sais to pull out his dentures, and Mikey will have been dead.

@Kartissa 7 жыл бұрын

11:40 To be fair, Rex *does* have a long body and short arms. He's not exactly physically equipped to dress himself the way humans do....

@PostMelvz 4 жыл бұрын

I don't see the point in finishing this movie, props to Doug for sitting thru it

@vhfan18 3 жыл бұрын

I vaguely remember seeing this movie as a kid. I didn’t think it was real, now I know it wasn’t just a bad dream.

@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653 8 жыл бұрын

It's absolutely amazing when you realize people actually thought this was going to be a good idea.

@MrAwsomeness360 Жыл бұрын

This is why you don't do drugs.

@terratheterribl 5 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I loved this movie. Now I'm afraid to watch it by myself so I'm here.

@Terra_1998 7 жыл бұрын

0:53 hey thats the guy from "my wife and kids" i loved him in that

@adaptorperish1322 3 жыл бұрын

The popcorn-eating guy from the “Free Willy” episode could be a running joke. It’s a much less versatile joke than the others, but there is some potential.

@adultmoshifan87 8 жыл бұрын

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna munch on some cookies with some people in the ninja grid while playing bland non-advertising blank screen!

@koreankamui98 8 жыл бұрын

Goldberg said that she regretted being in the movie. That is proves how bad the movie is.

@loneronin6813 2 жыл бұрын

Immediately after this movie finished filming Shaft went home, laid down on the couch and cried for an hour to funky musical accompaniment.

@swagkirby3449 8 жыл бұрын

Pokemon + Bill Cosby. Thank you Internet.

@ajerqureshi6411 8 жыл бұрын

I actually thought of a modern readaptation for this movie. So... it's set in the present day and this scientist found a way to create a wormhole to a period in the past. The time experiment goes wrong and ends up taking a baby T-Rex to the present while killing the scientist. The T-Rex is adopted by a little girl who names him Theo and she grows up to be a private investigator. The time experiment has a strange side affect that causes Theo to talk, and as he grows up, the girl struggles to keep Theo a secret while she investigates a murder that leads back to the failed time experiment. Not perfect, sounds strange. But it works...right?

@dorothyallspice1862 2 жыл бұрын

So it’s kinda like ET meets Clifford. I like it!

@ryanpowell486 8 жыл бұрын

it's a kids movie lol i loved this movie growin up

@KidSnivy69 7 жыл бұрын

Don't keep it from being crap

@randomvintagemap160 7 жыл бұрын

No offence ur child hood sucked

@CH-uk1il Жыл бұрын

Legend has it, that guy is still looking for that mysterious shoulder tapper.

@dreamlandnightmare 3 ай бұрын

According to Wikipedia, this is the only movie Whoopie Goldberg has ever regretted doing. Her own words on the movie: "Don't ask me why I did it, I didn't want to."

@heerayni9362 7 жыл бұрын

My Brother and I watched this when we were 9 and 6 respectively and at that time we thought all movies were awesome and we still thought that this was the most terrible movie we had ever seen... We were so angry that our cassette rental money had gone to waste on this stupid movie! :D... ah this brings back a lot of memories!

@TGP_Inc. 5 жыл бұрын

Heavy from Team Fortress 2: You are dead! Not big surprise. Me: skip to 16:02

@spFOX-pz3fx 8 жыл бұрын

FINALLY! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW FOREVER!

@kohinarec6580 5 жыл бұрын

To be honest: these older NC reviews were better than the more recent ones. Nearly noncrossovers, no prolonged sketch comedy intertwined with the review. More straightforward and focused.