Habs Crew Interviewer has suspect motives

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I love that line.

@@1chiefg Yeah, I love it too. That's why I watched the episode and heard the line. ;-;

Just like Jim did with Dwight when they had marijuana interview

Nice. That wasn’t a power move, that’s just straight up manipulation 💀

SHUN....

He had the literal nerve to say "that is all sir, you may go"

Dwight invented the power move

maybe a team of writers don't write nonsense and you don't understand him

@@mahditr5023 Nah I’m pretty sure the last two seasons were nonsense.

@@omgpuppet I agree it took me 6 month to watch them. They didn't have the main character but what I am saying is they did a good job just sailing that sinking ship to the shore

He is the epitome of a con artist. Maybe a little narcissistic.

@@mermer3168 con artists aren’t as aware as Robert California

The defeated "....yes" is just so good!

Timestamps please?

@@herstory4768 it's... literally the immediate first clip

I always lose it at that 😂

😂😂😂

That killed me 😂

🤣🤣🤣 very true my all time favourite schrute

😂lmao

M A I just realized this but Andy says 8th then says 7th to trick Dwight.

Its pronounced cornell its the highest rank in the military

Everything is SEX

he's a freudian nightmare

Ikr how did the writers think Jim would like this guy?

What an actor

It's almost possible that he is playing the character from blacklist here.

Or Dwight thinks so highly of himself that he really thought they were fooled…

⁠@@hideyourloveaway128little bit of A little bit of B

wow you got the joke well done man , your parents would be so proud of you

It’s called expressing enjoyment for a video we all watched. There’s nothing wrong with saying what your favorite part of said video was.

@@sophiemontecalvo7503 Ikr! Some people really need to be smug about things.

@@treeofgrowth I tend to agree, but based on the dude's name it's pretty much par for the course 😂

@@sophiemontecalvo7503 it's stupid and pointless to do so 🤓

ikr

Scots tots is

I think it’s the funniest

watchdealer11 THE DEAD FISH AT THE END

You mean Darnell

Her emotional reaction, even her joy radiating through her eyes (which look like she has been crying for at least an hour)...THAT is 100% how that moment feels. It did for me and it brought me right back to the moment my husband officially went from "friend" to taking the leap of faith and asking me for more than that. I appreciate the gift I have here on earth for these small glimpses in time as far as we know. I feel complete with him. When you find your "soulmate" it is just natural and you don't have to make it fit. lol. Imma preach a min in virtual church children. I was a marriage/family/relationship counselor once upon a time. Marriage/relationships are not all gumdrops and lollipops because they can be rough and you both have to give it your 100% best. Getting into a marriage especially does not mean that you get a divorce because they "change". No honey, no darlin', you married that soul. You married that fellow human being. You fight to stay together. They are not accessories that go in and out of fashion or even something for you to grow past a stage a life and "develop a different taste". Some people are so arrogant that I am not sure if they are aware of it, and/or ignorant (however you culturally interpret that word lol), or dumbasses, OR just plain selfish evil lowest common denominators anymore covering themselves with the latest highlighter and contrasting it with bronzer! Oh don't forget to prime first because we can't show any wrinkles! shiny happy people everywhere. OH wow this became dark. #lategenxtoyoungmillennial

That reaction looked so real

The way Fischer blushed after Jim said its a date is just so natural.. She must literally be overjoyed in real and maybe that brought the natural blush to her face.

This was so beautiful. I keep rewatching it.

The reason why it was the best moment in the office is that we were waiting for it for about 3 seasons and when it finally happened everyone's heart started beating faster.

they said the same thing, but at the same time they said different things

I'm not native speaker. I don't understand this joke

@@cesarurrutia1695 im a native speaker and i don’t understand this joke

@@cesarurrutia1695 Michael is trying to do something that usually works, but because of David's wording, it doesn't make sense. A normal example would be: "It was a pleasure to see you." "It was a pleasure to see *you*!" But because "our paths" already refers to both of them, changing the stress doesn't accomplish anything. XD

@@isaacparlin3070 Lol nicely explained

Fair enough, but Palestine is not a state

@@manred1984 Palestine is a state. Israel is ILLEGALLY occupying Palestinian land. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

@@rustyray420 NO

@@rustyray420 lull

@@manred1984 ok so what I’m getting from this reply is that you want a One state solution: Palestine only?

"What are you writing? Cant even give Cornell your full attention?"

"On the contrary I'm helping Cornell, by evaluating their interviewers."

art deco I don’t understand why, could you provide some context for me?

@@togumicai he systematically destroys each of the three interviewers in turn, after which he turns to the last person in the room, preparing to do the same

Lol roaming about the Earth seeking whom he may devour 😂 freaking Robert is the wildest

@@NeoStoicism "the last person in the room," AKA the viewer!! Such a great moment.

coneil72 one would think it is the cameraman but that’s just me

Same

For real I can’t stop laughing when I look at this scene

One of my favorite scenes of the whole show

Haha dwight tried making it an interrogation

NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?

“No, it’s marijuana” to Creed

Lisa Chauvin agreed it’s a good scene! But we’ve seen it in many other places 😛

YOU SAID THAT ID BE CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEW WHEN I WALKED IN HERE NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?

John Barber and an alpha male for sure

@@colinmonachus5920 Hardworking?

People person.

He was an insatiable, merciless jackhammer who was excellent with people.

Mose

I would have totally not hired him

@@jayr3381 racist

I would've hired him and fired the person who thought putting a lamp above an aquarium near a basketball hoop was a good idea.

@@drosera8943 that’s not very kosher

@@brownie3454 Bigot.

Jackhammer

You could never handle his undivided confidence

1% would be enough for me

@Waddup Mayne id love to have raymonds confidence!

Nahh you want Michael Scott’s confidence lol, he literally sets himself up and gets laughed at and doesn’t even care about his actions lol 😂

Toucan first reply

Nobody cares

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Boi* I care.

@@Nah-pd1sv why are you watching this?

JpegOnSteam because I have rights

He is brilliant, you really see it in his revenge pranks against Jim.. the snowballs/snow men, the "employee of the month" thing with the cake.. His pranks are more diabolical and thought out

He learned it from Jim in the joint in the parking lot case

Smart Dwight is; foolish he also is.

Dwight is the only one qualified to beat Dwight.

I want to like this comment but it has 770 likes. 🕍

Who's the hot blond?

@@gringostarr69 She was a volleyball coach.

Same, I laugh so hard every time I watch it.

I don’t get the joke, what is it?

@@waltmcalexander4066 micheals trying to change the way he says the sentace so repeating is a response but it doesnt work with the thing being said. Like "its good to see you" "its good to see YOU" But ykno, doesnt rly work w the sentance bc irs awkward

100%

Wicked Shades don’t you mean compilation

But secret secrets are no fun secret secrets hurt someone

Wicked Shades this man really said “complication”😭😭😭😂😂😂

No one wants complicated videos.

I did mean compilation my spelling was just off

Nidhish shetty lmao

one of the greatests hahaha

People hated Robert California however I think that dinner scene is one of the most emblematic and reflective pieces of art for the contemporary american. Robert was unsettling to people because of the command he has and the confidence he delivers, imo he's a leader and a strong person, he's the same person as Dwight only more potent and concentrated. The lunch scene where they discuss sesame street and Robert had a brilliant line where he says: "sesame was made to reflect the children watching it and the obsession with Elmo is perfectly representative of (something), ours is a cultural ghetto..." And everyone including Jim is perplexed and doesn't understand. Jim was meant to represent and relate with the average American and Jim not understanding what Robert is trying to say, trying to speak in higher order thinking and all the office just doesn't get it but they pretend to. I already love James spader as an actor but this character is one of my favorites because of how accurate the real life commentary is, not to mention how eccentric he is.

@@MrCTruck people hate his character because he tries (and usually succeeds) in socially dominating others. No one likes that. People enjoy interacting with others they can relate to and connect with, not those who try to be above them on an arbitrary social hierarchy. That being said, he played his character BRILLIANTLY. I've met people like that, and he captures that essence perfectly and really makes the audience feel unnerved.

@@MrCTruck he is all show no work. He sucks imo

Yes

Shut up about the sun!

yEs

Yes

Y e S s S

It also shows a similarity between David and Michael, they both hate the HR guy XD

It’s good that he withdrew because he would’ve been fired when Sabre buys Dunder-Mifflin

@@Dimitris20059 whatever Jan’s position was.

@@azizdawood8134 she's kind of a vp i guess. i remember it was mentioned during the first season

@@Dimitris20059 Vice President of Northeastern Sales.

Cio

Tony Stark you know he voiced Ultron too, right?

There is no such thing as a product; don't ever think there is. There is only sex.

@@combatmedic7678 haha ikr

@@flexitarianbeanqueen and that is the universal truth

Same, and slightly turned on actually, he's so creepy but clearly a genius.

And her glassy eyes, like she’s about to cry

For some reason, I don't think Jenna Fischer was acting in that scene with John. I believe she had a bit of a crush on him. And why wouldn't she? He is naturally charming, witty and handsome.

Barbara Stokes yeah you can tell she had some sort of feelings or at least a crush when you watch the bloopers and stuff

@@bar-jean she was married during that time.. so.. No...

She didn't know that Jim was going to enter. Her reaction was quite real.

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No it’s assistant to the regional manager

*ASSITANT REGIONAL MANAGER*

Assesteunt Régénal Manageur

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uPvOtE gUyS I UsE rEdDiT #wholesome100keanuchungus

So does Raymond Reddington.

...in creepiness?

Sounds like computron

"I've been making you all do all this." Mose, The Writer/God

The storm really changed him forever...

Underrated character

actually go through many of their videos, comment section is a lot empty

i think they briefly turned of comments and turned them on again

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XxBuzz Gaming dang u beat me to it

You are correct, I would of only thought of office windows

That's not having a pair, that's being egocentric and narcissistic

​@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849This. Never liked him, never understood why no one ever says to him "That doesn't make sense, you're weird."

Logan Kandel nowhere near as bad lol

They're both cringe imo

Because that came after Steve left the show. Therefore, it's not official Office canon. lol

Kevin eating a pig in blanket, in a blanket remains the most cringe moment

@@sanjitdabriwal7020 Kevin spilling and scooping up the chili

Only Dwight could win an interview 🤣🤣

One of the best moments for me!

I can’t believe no one else mentioned it before I thought it was hilarious

@@lebronirving5818 because everyone was jst deafened by jim finding the note

Maybe that’s why Micheal hates Toby because he wants to be like David

I've never even noticed that line!

@@franciscoluffy4189 nah it's just a running gag that nobody likes hr

And Dwight interviews himself

@@isaactrockman4417 Lol, he does. I forgot about that

Yeah totally

When I was watching the show and I saw that, my face was the same as everyone else’s

Dude this was comedy gold

He went to Cornell

They don’t teach about the sun at Cornell He must’ve read a general knowledge book in the second grade

You mean Jenna Fisher did?

One year later, it's the same😭😭😭

This had me in stiches 😂😂

Why is this still relevant make it stop help

How even?

@@thedubstepdoge you don't work in sales do you

TheDubstepDoge think about every single societal norm out there, every corporation, every idea, every law, and every piece of technology out there or medicine. Who created that? Human beings. But what created the human being? Sex. Sex created you, sex created me. Without sex, we wouldn’t have existed to create things like Facebook , idiotic societal norms like having romantic relationships with one another, or iPhones and vaccines. My point is, sex keeps the world going. Sex, is THE ONLY THING that is real and natural and perfect in the world, NOT laws, corporations, hope for finding a romantic partner, vaccines, or technologies. Just sex. Everything, is sex. The reason why his sex speech hit home so much for me is because this is literally the way I view life anyway, but when I heard him give his sex speech during his interview, it basically fine tuned it for me.

"Jim, would you prefer to hear a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?" "Oh, nature, please." "When two animals are having sex..."

DJ Warwing “one of them is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua, this isn’t very helpful. You’re gonna wanna hear the sexual metaphor”. “Was that not the sexua” “All life, is sex. And all sex is, competition. And there are no rules to that game. That wasn’t so perverted now was it?”