This Might Be the Cringiest Reality Show of All Time (Love & Translation)

Рет қаралды 68,806

4 ай бұрын

A blueberry for me, a blueberry for you!
PATREON: / thequickslice
PODCAST APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
PODCAST SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5nJJrjF...

Пікірлер: 272

@bigbean1681 4 ай бұрын

I’m sick of these little islands.

@Jayumzzz 4 ай бұрын

You sound like Asuelu..

@bigbean1681 4 ай бұрын

@@Jayumzzz I mean, how can they host this show on an island without Asuelu? He’s literally the little island guy.

@axlneztsosie3176 4 ай бұрын

Asuelu's an ISLAND BOY!!

@kevinsaviro2708 4 ай бұрын

@@axlneztsosie3176ITS A BOYS NIGHT

@sandpiper5705 4 ай бұрын

The blueberry song was so embarrassing that it hurt. He physically harmed me with secondhand embarrassment.

@lizlikes405 4 ай бұрын

Yes , I felt like hiding 😖

@bs9696 4 ай бұрын

I thought it was cute.. no homo

@Hhej927 4 ай бұрын

I liked the blueberry song

@JaySantana2 4 ай бұрын

I think he likes hearing himself talk and since they can’t ask any questions to keep the conversation flowing he resorted to the song 😂

@froogality 4 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo

@CornbreadOracle 4 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the episode when they reveal the chicks all speak English fluently as a second language 😂

@theab3957 3 ай бұрын

Omg, that would be hilarious 😂

@jaredharrell5711 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Sinsteel 2 ай бұрын

I honestly think some of them do understand English but are under orders not to use it to help the dudes who, btw, all had zero creativity.

@washingtonotters7816 Ай бұрын

@@Sinsteelit’s almost like English is the most common language spoken for business and comers around the world. Yes more people speak Hindi in the world but pretty much only people I’m India speak it, where as English is spoken around the world to some degree for varies reasons. Plus america? What countries boarder America? Canada that pretty much only speaks English (I’m Canadian and only took French to 6th grade) and Mexico. Unless you leave on a boarder state with Mexico a second langue is just a hobby to make you cool. In other nations English is taught as a necessity in any business

@504problems 4 ай бұрын

I dunno man, blueberry was a banger, but it still cant touch the masterpiece, "I Love You, Chicken"

@BlaqueDNA 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@WhoisFulcanelli 4 ай бұрын

deep cut

@_gonna_renew_my_sinew 4 ай бұрын

You must have forgotten “I love you I love you I love you, I love you, I love youuu”

@samanthaeichhorn4319 4 ай бұрын

Nah “I want kisses” is still #1 on this side of the country 😂😂

@kro0018 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂yesss

@helco2856 4 ай бұрын

This is like when kids in elementary would run fast to impress girls lmao

@stickibug 4 ай бұрын

if my boyfriend doesn't sing me the blueberry song for valentine's day, I am going to break up with him

@TheQuickSlice 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@smret4921 2 ай бұрын

@@TheQuickSliceyou funny as hell I like when you put blueberry on place

@ccb6013 4 ай бұрын

This show is meant to be exclusively watched via recaps and clips....the cringe is deadly otherwise.

@whyamilikethis1998 4 ай бұрын

Petition to have a version of this where the women secretly speak English and only reveal it at the end after the men have been "creative" in trying to communicate lol

@RubyBlueUwU 4 ай бұрын

Alternatively (maybe season two lmao) have one person who is secretly fluent in all the languages and has to try to hold in their laughter at every interaction

@LisaSoulLevelHealing 4 ай бұрын

They never thought of......providing anything? Like a flower, a romantic gesture? Make a game that doesnt need words but is fun and amusing, give everyone a random tool so they can start making music together, grab flashcards and make symbols to tell a story....nah? Nothong 🙄 these men provide NOTHING. I would have liked to have seen if men from other cultures would fare better. I would have had so much fun with this....

@colletti914 4 ай бұрын

I feel like no matter what culture, it takes a certain type of tool to be on one of these shows. The type that can't be bothered to learn any type of skill or charm. ...to be fair though, I'm not wearing a shirt. So, idk what you want to do with that info.

@brookelynnwu8016 4 ай бұрын

No, men just want to flex themselves instead of being charming. Lmaoo

@prairiemutt4591 4 ай бұрын

Twister is literally a visual game so ik that sounds dumb, but with these guys it’s something

@llynnmarks3382 4 ай бұрын

How would the games work?

@bear1050 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, you sound like fun. Insane, but fun.

@cryinsquirrel 4 ай бұрын

"I can tell she's been hurt", dude Giselle looks straight crying

@trillyBTV 4 ай бұрын

“The eyes are the soul to your window👁️✨” -Little island

@Emily_Paris 4 ай бұрын

I’m sorry but isn’t it The eyes are the window to your soul? Either way, it’s a true fact.

@trillyBTV 4 ай бұрын

@@Emily_Paris if you knew who I was referring too you would get why I said it incorrect lol

@ajheartsong 4 ай бұрын

The blueberries are the windows to your soul 😂😂

@andrewcruz1931 3 ай бұрын

👁️👄👁️

@cloudytoni1224 4 ай бұрын

"perhaps she too slipped on a blueberry" ahahah this had me rolling obsessed w ur videos

@andrewcruz1931 3 ай бұрын

You laugh easy.

@kylarae367 4 ай бұрын

I lost it when you played the blueberry song while they were staring into each other's eyes 😂

@bkkersey93 4 ай бұрын

And it's hilarious even more when it's so quick and abruptly stops.

@WhoisFulcanelli 4 ай бұрын

man has level 100 comedic timing w his editing lol

@trey8872 4 ай бұрын

Trip’s pupils are seriously dilated. I’m guessing he “powdered his nose” a lot during filming.

@RubyBlueUwU 4 ай бұрын

It is kinda in his name, to be fair

@pattykochenower4222 3 ай бұрын

He freakin talks like a caveman , even when he got the translator .. 🙄🙄🙄

@spacemermaid1111 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was wasted the whole time

@Jules-916 4 ай бұрын

"She doesn't speak English? Well she'll definitely understand me if I switch to a Southern accent!"

@Liltwilightprincess2 4 ай бұрын

Who gave the passport bros a show!?

@blahbleh5671 4 ай бұрын

LOL the way his face twists when she says no

@TazzTrap 4 ай бұрын

Right! I'm wondering is she actually understood him though?.. like I want to know what happened after this.

@RubyBlueUwU 4 ай бұрын

@@TazzTrapsame, because smiling like that while bluntly rejecting someone would be weird even for one of these shows lmao

@merci-jardine6728 4 ай бұрын

@@TazzTrapshe did understand, she said no because she didn't like him but liked the curly head guy and was hoping he'd ask her on the date instead but he didn't💀

@keeganwilson2868 4 ай бұрын

The blueberry guy's staredown is like me when a methhead is talking to me.

@HohenheimOfLight 4 ай бұрын

The pain he saw in her eyes was the pain of her buying into doge coin

@VeroRochaEscorcio 4 ай бұрын

Stay away from guys who claim their job is "model, actor, influencer" thats not a real job go for guys who work in construction, real estate, doctor, lawyer, truck driver, maintenance

@axlneztsosie3176 4 ай бұрын

Automotive Technician, welders machinist .. blue collar workers....

@thelemurofmadagascar9183 4 ай бұрын

Yup. Plus, male models, actors and influencers are usually narcissists, empty headed and make terrible partners. Not all of them of course, but most of them.

@Drunklotus 4 ай бұрын

Real estate....?

@kahlilbenjamin7298 4 ай бұрын

Those are real jobs it just depends on wether you have a audience or not

@TruckieLooks4Aliens 4 ай бұрын

And women who claim they’re models, actors & influencers. The women are equally cringe for even going on the show

@nothanksplease 4 ай бұрын

SHE SEEMS TERRIFIED! xD WHY IS SHE CRYING?! Seems very uncomfortable.

@madamlt5758 4 ай бұрын

The future “power couple” didn’t really work out as planned.

@WestIndianAK 4 ай бұрын

What a dumb idea for a show.. I'm sorry, but romance requires clear communication on a number of issues that are frankly far too complex to be analyzed and conveyed through body language only. 🙄

@KepiGal 2 ай бұрын

This is all about lust as evidenced by Dylan and Yam, and Kahlil and Jenyffer

@mikalestifanos4827 4 ай бұрын

what was that red hair girl doing with her mouth during that stare off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

@luvbeinghiswife1148 4 ай бұрын

I knowwwwww 😭😭😭😭

@pattykochenower4222 3 ай бұрын

She’s scary!!

@ambiebambiboo 4 ай бұрын

A new quick slice video on my birthday!!!! YAY!!!

@TheQuickSlice 4 ай бұрын

Happy birthday! 😄🎉

@denni7173 4 ай бұрын

❤❤🎉 Happiest of Birthdays!! Just had mine the 10th, always got V Day themed stuff. But YOU!!😊🎉 You are the actual Valentine baby! Happy Day!❤

@TitsMcGeester 4 ай бұрын

Happy bday scumbag! I hope you have a great day lol

@SEOshogun 4 ай бұрын

Happy birthday 🎂 🎉

@xash06 4 ай бұрын

Happy bday and vday

@chrissizemore8705 4 ай бұрын

I didn't know this show existed but it definitely seems like the cringiest shit ever. All these dumb reality shows are 100% just based on looks. The one thing that these shows tend to expose is that people who usually get by on just their looks, tend to crumble when they have to rely on personality. Blueberry dude never has to work to impress women. He probably flashes the keys to a Beamer, smiles, and thats good enough. The second he has to rely on his personality, he starts singing about blueberries.

@frankofam1069 4 ай бұрын

Paper and a pen.. literally draw it out.. stick figure it out

@georgiabarber1647 4 ай бұрын

This is actually insane

@LucasMcWhite 4 ай бұрын

The perfect Valentines Day present! A QuickSlice video 🤣

@loren5432 4 ай бұрын

I feel like the people on these shows are Sims. They look like real life dolls while acting like weirdos at the same time.

@fangal12 4 ай бұрын

Whatever my husband gives me today will pale in comparison to the gift bestowed upon us by Quikslice, another banger video

@jordanlaramore5430 4 ай бұрын

They turned the Duolingo advertisment into a real show!?

@scottgallagher5344 4 ай бұрын

I have never watched any of the shows you cover, but for some reason I really love your videos. Thanks for all the hard work that I would never be able to do.

@sofiolaverry 4 ай бұрын

Man I love you for uploading every couple of days, you don’t know me but I need your hilarious commentary in my life 😂

@frogfeud 4 ай бұрын

see i've never seen a single one of these shows that you talk about, but yet every single video has me giggling

@sugarmayo5333 4 ай бұрын

This dudes act like the Ken's in the Barbie movie, specially that guy going "oh snap, he can do a flip!"

@cmoney163 4 ай бұрын

Dudes really do cringe stuff like this and swear they got game 😭😂

@islandergal4970 4 ай бұрын

There was literally nothing behind Giselles eyes lol

@davideaston8314 4 ай бұрын

"Maybe I'll swim out in to the ocean and wrestle a tuna?" 😂💀

@ferraroannie4058 4 ай бұрын

Yay! Another QuickSlice video!

@maximiliandegarnerinvonmon6457 4 ай бұрын

And how do tje girls communicate with each other? Obviously they actually know English. Education outside of the US is good, we all speak several languages.

@merci-jardine6728 4 ай бұрын

They gave girls translators but obviously they all can speak and understand English

@matalesoko1387 4 ай бұрын

I'm going to turn the blueberry song into my ringtone asap.

@comradewolf4901 4 ай бұрын

Blueberries are ruined for me forever now.

@jalahscomfycouch 4 ай бұрын

Giving passport bros...why Lordt😩

@kaiserk91 4 ай бұрын

It`s always a good day when QuickSlice uploads. Keep up the good work!

@guillermo9631 4 ай бұрын

Hey how about a show where the contestants are deaf dumb and blind and the only way to determine their perfect match is through their sense of touch. Heartwarming!

@leilacamillagaaserud710 4 ай бұрын

@guillermo9631 Haha! Brilliant concept. I think you might have found the future of reality television!

@guillermo9631 4 ай бұрын

@@leilacamillagaaserud710 God, I hope I haven't given some producer a freebie. I wanna get paid for my brilliant concept!

@comradewolf4901 4 ай бұрын

NO. They have to SMELL each other.

@masterpieces2218 Ай бұрын

You got me invested now. U BETTER MAKE MORE 😤

@onlyremedy29 4 ай бұрын

I like the word vibes, it’s speak for many moments that can’t quite be expressed using language… it’s just vibes 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

@nanimishy 4 ай бұрын

Best valentine's day video ♡

@mozzaesticks 4 ай бұрын

always a good day when quickslice posts😎

@lizmonard 4 ай бұрын

I am 100% sure your videos are much more entertaining than the shows themselves!

@AlexClementine 2 ай бұрын

I second your idea to eliminate the term vibes ✋🏾 I'm so sick of its overuse in every online dating profile

@Nagichan 4 ай бұрын

Uploads are so frequent nowadays and I love it

@bradlymcfarland2303 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for the best valentines gift!

@0SirBrain0 4 ай бұрын

I saw that dude heart and brain break immediately when she said No then she smiled and said no with a smile

@demoHous 4 ай бұрын

Now you will think of nothing else when you see blueberries.

@dianeaustin2414 4 ай бұрын

I love your posts...thanks for that.

@marthachisenga148 4 ай бұрын

This was very good. Thank you.🙂

@sabrinamerrick1271 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for being YOU, Slice.

@12AB17 4 ай бұрын

Lol blueberry guy

@TottoHolm 4 ай бұрын

Make more of this! I think tension can build in this show (or at least I hope so).

@princesabonita79 4 ай бұрын

i think at this point TLC is just trolling us.

@KingRioT1 2 ай бұрын

My biggest guilty pleasure is watching this show. Whenever I feel my life is going to shit I turn to this show and it feels like my life is not that bad.

@abigailmarieee6805 4 ай бұрын

I needed this today 😂

@rosey6345 4 ай бұрын

“that’s a hell of a question”😭💀

@Samantha-oo4xj 4 ай бұрын

i love watching this shit when I’m smoking man😂❤ keep up the great videos!

@TTT-ki9uv 4 ай бұрын

your surfer dude impression is great

@deannar1155 4 ай бұрын

I was hoping this would be a Ben and Mahogany 90-day diaries recap

@jacksongross6646 4 ай бұрын

Taking the most important part of connection and relationships (communication) out of the picture and expecting them to make a connection. This worlds a cesspool. Edit: actually no, I’m sure they don’t give a single fuck about these people having a connection, nor do the expect it. They just want 💰

@user-kc3vx3br2g 4 ай бұрын

Love your content, it saves me so much stress 😂

@cniknik9863 3 ай бұрын

Never heard of this show, please do more

@spacemermaid1111 2 ай бұрын

It’s so good. It’s on discovery plus. Fkn shit show 😂

@treyace3339 3 ай бұрын

I have to watch this video a few times a week just from you making fun of the blueberries guy. You are awesome.

@whyamilikethis1998 4 ай бұрын

The only good thing about global warming is that if there are no islands left, there are no more "randos on an island" reality tv shows

@baileykokay 4 ай бұрын

Honestly I loved the blueberries song at the end; how do I purchase it to make it my morning alarm? 🚨

@danielefiore8173 4 ай бұрын

and let me add something, the ending of each video (with sentences and songs) it's a clear sign of your genius

@shannonlewis3313 4 ай бұрын

That was the most exciting blueberry episode I've ever seen

@Courtzilla 3 ай бұрын

You’re so damn witty. I’m obsessed.

@natalieisham9679 4 ай бұрын

I've never clicked so fast on a new vid notification😂❤

@adisorientedvet 3 ай бұрын

I almost choked on my food when you said "perhaps you almost slipped on a blueberry too" your so fucking funny bro

@briantbmoth6472 Ай бұрын

It’s cringey. They should have allowed everyone to use the translator.

@user-lt6ve9ns4d 3 ай бұрын

Alr this is my fav reality show you're covering

@genericallynamedmel 4 ай бұрын

Just in time for my lunch!!

@Jboneabs3445 4 ай бұрын

This is legit the sims 4

@ursp.7149 4 ай бұрын

Crap! I used to love blueberries … now I’ll find it difficult to eat without hearing that song!

@EveryGameGuru 4 ай бұрын

Bro, you're one of the best commenters on KZfaq 😆😆

@N1CKL337 4 ай бұрын

Cover the rest of the season!! I can't imagine how much more nonsensical things can become.

@bboss7712 4 ай бұрын

lol 😂😂 this was hilarious 😂 this show literally makes no sense

@MePatra 4 ай бұрын

QUICK SLICE I LOVE U

@KamilG225 4 ай бұрын

MMMMM Saved for Later!

@gabriellemadrid2831 4 ай бұрын

Slice is the only love I need today! ❤

@carolehankinson4969 4 ай бұрын

Sometimes it's great to be older, watching them is one of those times. 🤣But you my friend are very funny. ♥️🇬🇧♥️👌

@maximiliandegarnerinvonmon6457 4 ай бұрын

But you know at the end the girls will be revealed to speak fluent English

@rplayer360 3 ай бұрын

4:45 😂😂 just genius

@Monoiru 4 ай бұрын

Oh man am I glad I know English well enough to communicate with my American bf lol even NOW (and I’m pretty much fluent) we have miscommunications because of the language, imagine not knowing a common language😬