There Are Some Things You Can't Fake | House M.D.

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House faces a true medical mystery - a woman who is paralysed but shows no sign of trauma - but he has not doubts... He is sure that she's faking it!
Season 3, Episode 1 "Meaning": House returns to work after healing from gunshot wounds; a paraplegic man drives into a swimming pool; a young woman finds herself paralysed after a yoga session.
House M.D. (2004) SYNOPSIS:At fictional Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey, prickly genius Dr. Gregory House tackles health mysteries as would a medical Sherlock Holmes, all the while playing mind games with colleagues that include his best friend, oncologist James Wilson. House, an acerbic infectious disease specialist, solves medical puzzles with the help of a team of young diagnosticians. Flawless instincts and unconventional thinking help earn House great respect, despite his brutal honesty and antisocial tendencies.
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@johnstumbler1406 4 жыл бұрын

If someone presented with those symptoms, and I did the same thing as House, I’d be fired and prosecuted. Mostly because I work in an ice-cream parlor, but still.

@melissaallinp.e.5209 4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever. LMAO!

@tomregan6979 4 жыл бұрын

Concur. HR would have shown him the door 2 weeks after he started. He'd get a summons letter from the licensing board soon after when the complaints started arriving.

@Spacegoat92 4 жыл бұрын

Still probably better than half the doctors i've seen...

@Samurai_Stoner 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tris0413 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 thanks I needed a good laugh

@Avenger85438 4 жыл бұрын

If your wondering "Where's his cane?" he's on a new medication that eliminated the pain in his leg for a bit.

@chamomile2421 4 жыл бұрын

No, this is after he got shot and went into a coma which "reset" his leg pain

@ChaosDraguss 4 жыл бұрын

@@chamomile2421 When he was shot they gave him ketamine, that's what temporarily relieved his leg.

@chamomile2421 4 жыл бұрын

@@ChaosDraguss yeah just forgot what they gave him

@taylorburge3223 4 жыл бұрын

Ketamine is a magical drug for pain suffers it basically resets all the nerves giving them pain relief for a month or two it’s used as an anesthetic so it’s not a prescription drug sadly

@caseydykes117 4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Burge they can actually do ketamine infusions inpatient to help with long term pain!

@tofaz1194 4 жыл бұрын

"You can't fake that" Actor managed to pull it off 🤷

@DreTheChronic 4 жыл бұрын

I dont think she faked having fluid in her heart

@KapybaraKSP 4 жыл бұрын

DreTheChronic this is a joke but: What about *blood*

@iMajoraGaming 4 жыл бұрын

@@DreTheChronic well i mean, i know this is a blood joke but they did because it's a serial drama and none of these people are certified to shank someone for real

@lazygizmo 4 жыл бұрын

... listen here you little shit.

@naterk9460 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, actually House is a reality show. He's a real doctor that they just follow around filming throughout his daily life.

@dusksunsetio6042 4 жыл бұрын

*slides into frame* “WHAT HAPPENED” “...ok-“

@tommyclements7360 4 жыл бұрын

Kramer hommage.

@ricksanchez1079 4 жыл бұрын

Must be Lupas.

@liamsteadman6224 4 жыл бұрын

It’s never Lupus

@anxiety_ridden_teen3249 4 жыл бұрын

@@liamsteadman6224 except for that one time

@hotpocketoverlord7800 4 жыл бұрын

I totally used to slide into rooms like house did as a kid

@generalzod7959 4 жыл бұрын

That little foot burning stunt thing he pulled.... That's a major lawsuit.

@urmomdotcom4039 4 жыл бұрын

This whole show is a lawsuit

@bigdisme5622 4 жыл бұрын

sadly lawsuits in America is why NOTHING gets done.

@MitchellTF 4 жыл бұрын

It's actually canon that they have an entire huge set of budget, just for lawsuits against House.

@kate-ng9sq 4 жыл бұрын

General Zod have u ever watched house?

@generalzod7959 4 жыл бұрын

@@kate-ng9sq not really. I've come across a few episodes here and there before.

@boopling8206 4 жыл бұрын

SPOILERS She has scurvy, house says to open her up and get rid of the tumor til he notices a discolored toenail and diagnoses her with scurvy.

@Minibac 4 жыл бұрын

ok but why spoil a 10min video

@boopling8206 4 жыл бұрын

@@Minibac hoh....?

@Minibac 4 жыл бұрын

thought this was more than a short clip, my bad

@Kez_abi 4 жыл бұрын

Thankyou

@nobutyesbutstillprobablyno9917 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@kyle53081 4 жыл бұрын

On one hand, the backed-up neck veins are a good sign of a cardiac tamponade, but damn he managed to get the spot perfectly on the first try without an echo lmao

@SaltineChips 4 жыл бұрын

My first thought would have been pneumothorax, I would take BP to see if it was a cardiac tamponade.

@adstaton8461 4 жыл бұрын

@@SaltineChips In the time it took to fetch Dr. House, they could have initiated end-tidal capnography and would have ruled out pneumothorax by wave form within a few respirations.

@just.browsing 4 жыл бұрын

I say lupus. Its always lupus

@SuyashJ 4 жыл бұрын

not necessarily cardiac tamponade .... more like just right heart failure. Pullsus paradoxus would be more suggestive of tamponade.... also i've nevr seen anyone do a pericardiocentesis like that lmao

@nawra77 4 жыл бұрын

@@SuyashJ Because that isn't a pericardiocentesis... that's a chest stab holy shit. But yeah I also thought it was a pneumothorax due to the shortness of breath and raised JVP. I thought this show was made by real doctors.

@doctorofhorrors239 4 жыл бұрын

Let me explain, they thought that the patient was having a pleural effusion which means a large amount of fluid in the pleural space but house saw distention of the neck veins which means that there is an increased pressure in the right side of the heart leading to compression of the vena caevae. He realized that it was a pericardial tamponade which is a build of up of fluid in the pericardial space leading to compression of the heart. He performed a subxyphoid pericardiocentesis which means to suck out the excess fluid in the pericardial space. I’m a doctor by the way and i love how i see all of these as a viewer :)

@Diana24245 4 жыл бұрын

Cool😁

@XpVersusVista 4 жыл бұрын

*venae cavae

@doctorofhorrors239 4 жыл бұрын

Palo Kan i think it depends on what country you are

@sodasudi9720 5 ай бұрын

I don't understand how they mixed pleural effusion with pericardial tamponade. Couldn't they auscultate and palpate the chest to quickly find the problem

@Fillysopher Ай бұрын

🤡

@naterk9460 4 жыл бұрын

"No! I can't move my leg!" *Moves leg* "... I got better."

@nonyabidness5708 4 жыл бұрын

"She turned me into a newt!"

@bwinz02 4 жыл бұрын

@@nonyabidness5708 A newt?

@nonyabidness5708 4 жыл бұрын

@@bwinz02 It's a Monty Python reference. There's a counsel to determine if someone was a witch. Someone says "She turned me into a newt!" When everyone turns to look at him he shrugs and says "I got better." 😝

@bwinz02 4 жыл бұрын

@@nonyabidness5708 No you were supposed to finish the joke!! lol i knew what the reference was.

@nonyabidness5708 4 жыл бұрын

@@bwinz02 Bahahaha.... Wanna start over? I'll delete my comment, you delete yours and I'll respond appropriately... 😂

@atom3115 4 жыл бұрын

there’s only 7 comments but just wait till this is in everyone’s recommendations

@qyietr4725 4 жыл бұрын

Yup ^

@clanku2.010 4 жыл бұрын

Holy fucking shit

@elaird 4 жыл бұрын

And here we are

@MMSyed1699 4 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@dankmemes1835 4 жыл бұрын

This man knew the future

@anotherstayathomedad 4 жыл бұрын

He was performing a pericardiocentesis. Haphazardly, but still.

@emilycanfield2634 4 жыл бұрын

I screamed when he stabbed it in, then laughed so hard when the blood came out. As if he'd get it like that LMAOO

@60sto80s2 4 жыл бұрын

If House was a real doctor I'm sure most of his patients would die

@xellos5262 4 жыл бұрын

If Hugh Laurie was a real doctor, people would cure on their own, because we know laughter is good for your health!

@caityabbot 4 жыл бұрын

True

@adam.m6735 4 жыл бұрын

No. The NHS would be fixed

@faithjacksondocherty8970 4 жыл бұрын

@@adam.m6735 if we had more doctors the nhs would be fixed ✌

@whyarewehere3893 4 жыл бұрын

@@faithjacksondocherty8970 bit more complicated than that

@bbenjoe 4 жыл бұрын

2:54 - I love how House drops the jerk act.

@JnEricsonx 4 жыл бұрын

Cause he's like "OH FUCK".

@845835 4 жыл бұрын

FACT: House is an entertaining show but in reality he would have been written up, suspended, fired, and very likely arrested for a lot of the things the character does. Even though Scrubs was a comedy it might be one of the more realistic modern day doctor shows.

@HeyitsBri_ 4 жыл бұрын

845835ab really? The stuff in the tv show isn’t completely accurate?

@845835 4 жыл бұрын

@@HeyitsBri_ There's a difference between artistic licence and constant bull$h!t to keep an audience entertained. Again, Scrubs balances this perfectly with how they were with the over the top comedy aspect while keeping the medical side grounded in reality. In comparison House was a medical show that had nothing grounded in reality. It's as accurate with regard to medicine as all the CSI shows are to crime scene investigations. House is very entertaining, but it's equally eye rolling.

@borgarden2731 4 жыл бұрын

lol wat? no tv show is like reality thats why its a tv show.

@Witchatwork 4 жыл бұрын

Am a nurse... can verify - House is BS. That stunt with the needle.. complete BS. Scrubs... much more realistic - except for Carla always seeming to be on a break.

@messymissygaming4686 4 жыл бұрын

i cant wait tell the time doctor should be like this more on action .

@gustavgnoettgen 4 жыл бұрын

Hypochondriac House slides into the scene without his cane. Alrighty! 😄

@jennifercrandon7942 4 жыл бұрын

He is on a new pain meds

@liftbread 4 жыл бұрын

ketamine

@hoodietheproxy8575 4 жыл бұрын

And how no one is really surprised 😂

@darreylhenderson702 4 жыл бұрын

Why would they be surprised? He's on new medication that alleviates the pain, it's not shocking

@antoniourata7195 4 жыл бұрын

And how is he hypochondriac?

@lukebarker8875 4 жыл бұрын

If I used that technique for a pericardiocentesis, I would be fired hahaha

@lovelyfrancesquita6603 4 жыл бұрын

Stabbing her?

@martinnovak5929 4 жыл бұрын

Such a Lovely franie For not using ultrasound i guess. One could easily puncture the heart like that. But hey, im still a student lol.

@antoniourata7195 4 жыл бұрын

@@martinnovak5929 pericardiocentesis were performed even before the existence of ultrasound.

@fionnbarrcasey2156 4 жыл бұрын

nightstalker enigma And you think they don’t take unnecessary precautions now nor discourage NOT taking said precautions?

@antoniourata7195 4 жыл бұрын

@@fionnbarrcasey2156 all i said was pericardiocentesis were performed before the advent of ultrasound.

@johnny112115 3 жыл бұрын

I wish my exam had the multiple choice of “grab your patients foot and light a lighter” for a behavioral science question.

@Shadowkey392 4 жыл бұрын

Love House’s entrance.

@nawshintushty9536 4 жыл бұрын

....Is stabbing like that normal for doctors or it's just house

@IamKingSleezy 4 жыл бұрын

It's normal when they're injecting adrenaline straight to your heart

@TheGamingRobin-cm8hs 4 жыл бұрын

@@IamKingSleezy you'd be killing someone doing that 😅

@mememaster147 4 жыл бұрын

@@Denois95 you'd probably give somebody a tamponade trying to inject them intracardially, lol

@LaughingOwlKiller 4 жыл бұрын

@@Denois95 yea but to be fair on Pulp Fiction its not like Mia was hooked up to an IV. She was in a drug dealers house dying of an OD.

@yamyrm3687 4 жыл бұрын

just house

@JamesFBack 4 жыл бұрын

"u cant fake that" lel

@liammcgealy5072 4 жыл бұрын

xboxjjkiller360 hahaha “lel”

@ricksanchez1079 4 жыл бұрын

*As an actor fakes it.* Still funny though.

@mjohnson5030 4 жыл бұрын

Pericardial Tamponade (blood or fluid in the sack around tge heart squeezing the heart). He saw dilated jugular veins in her neck. BTW, that could also have been congestive heart failure. Stabbing her with a needle wouldn't have helped CHF.

@PhrontDoor 4 жыл бұрын

But pericardiocentesis IS a valid diagnostic intervention to rule in/out tampanade.

@mjohnson5030 4 жыл бұрын

@@PhrontDoor No sane physician would perform "Pulp Fiction" style emergency pericardiocentesis without an urgent bedside pCXR, US, echo or SOME form of imaging. That's crazy.

@PhrontDoor 4 жыл бұрын

@@mjohnson5030 Yeah, that breach style was an unorthodox protocol. I'd seen it done in a field setting. I'd recalled someone mentioning that a portable x-ray (at the time) would have shown what other x-rays of same patient had already shown. Then again, either x-ray or US would have shown effusion or tamp too.

@thanos4769 4 жыл бұрын

Guys,generally stabbing a person with a needle usually doesn't help in any cases XD

@edsidfug207 4 жыл бұрын

It is but a television drama, mildly accurate one at that

@raghada9123 4 жыл бұрын

Wow I’ve never seen a more dramatic pericardiocentesis

@mobyhusain1 4 жыл бұрын

Lol not to mention she’s completely symptomatic but her BP is normal, with an elevated JVD😂😂. Can’t fake that.

@robertsides3626 4 жыл бұрын

Needles are notoriously blunt. You really gotta give it a good downward swing to pierce all that thick skin. /s

@bellasylvester6217 4 жыл бұрын

Robert Sides I feel like this is a joke so I’m going to think it’s funny

@robertsides3626 4 жыл бұрын

@@bellasylvester6217 Thus the /s. It's an old HTML style play on words meaning sarcasm.

@bellasylvester6217 4 жыл бұрын

Robert Sides Yeah, it seemed like sarcasm, thanks for the clarification

@pogo1140 4 жыл бұрын

@somethingsomethingDarkSide No, you don't, you bypass the bone.

@YuleChannel 4 жыл бұрын

actually the force needed is to push thru muscle, not skin or bones like everyone's saying. I have performed intramuscular injections and if you don't use enough strength/speed then u put the person in alot of pain for nothing coz u gotta take it out and do it again

@evgenybelilovskiy1205 4 жыл бұрын

Woulds been awkward if she wasn't faking it.

@taylordrn3871 4 жыл бұрын

she wasn't !!

@MrPaulosophy 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the writers probably just forgot the word temponade and were too lazy to look it up that's why House kept saying "down down down"

@davidsirmons 4 жыл бұрын

Wait...is that Glory from Buffy???? (digs thru imdb....) YES!!! I loved her!

@BioSoldier53 4 жыл бұрын

Nice. I was just wondering if it was her too. Thanks for confirming.

@MargoMB19 4 жыл бұрын

That's why I clicked on this video, I recognized her in the thumbnail preview!

@sharonapadalecki9923 4 жыл бұрын

@Chris Goody she is still around but this House episode is from 2006.

@cesarand02 4 жыл бұрын

Best show ever.

@amaru6399 4 жыл бұрын

"Her name is Karen--" *_I knew it!_*

@monelfunkawitz3966 4 жыл бұрын

"Dad, I'm sick. I can't go to school." *Shows this video with volume muted, saying this is how the doctor treats a cold* "Hallelujah! Im better!"

@Ranakade 3 жыл бұрын

That slide-in though. XD

@LiveMusicOntario 4 жыл бұрын

Similarities to our first family doctor. English, stubborn, haughty, somehow always had a 5 o'clock shadow, tall, wicked dry sense of humour but not small talk, treated hospital staff like underlings, nurses said he was pushy with them - BUT - the surgeon they'd want wielding a scalpel for anyone in their own family.

@chrisdixon892 4 жыл бұрын

It was good that they showed Forman going to another hospital and doing what House did and ends up getting fired, at least partial realism.

@che8873 4 жыл бұрын

-Start a fire in a place where tanks of oxygen are almost everywhere. Very smart. -Ramming a needle blindly into the thorax. I also consider myself somewhat of a gambler

@MrLastlived 4 жыл бұрын

@Tecnhnx0 Well, more needs to pen the chest cavity, not the skin itself. Though normally I understand that they typically use anaesthetic, cut into it and then insert the needle with force. Not hammer fist force but, I guess this just skips to the point.

@TheByQQ 4 жыл бұрын

Oxygen is not flammable. Fire is rapid oxidation, you can't oxidize oxygen.

@che8873 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheByQQ pure water doesn't conduct electricity but you don't take a bath with your plugged-in toaster, do you?

@TheByQQ 4 жыл бұрын

@@che8873 Because tap water isn't pure, distilled water. Try again, mister chemist.

@che8873 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheByQQ Do you really not get it or are you just trolling? Please be the latter

@onit996 4 жыл бұрын

Sterile much ...

@mjohnson5030 4 жыл бұрын

No. No he is not. LOL

@ohlookitisacat7404 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, that stab hurt my soul even if I am just watching it.

@iwatchkittenvids45 4 жыл бұрын

Idk what hospital this is but I love it when the nurse's patient is being cared for bedside by residents, fellows, and the attending. Not a single nurse went to work that day I guess...

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 жыл бұрын

Yup, I'm here because recommendations. I really should be going to sleep, because work tomorrow, but oh well. Anyway, quick medical lesson: That thing he noticed in her neck at the end is called JVD - jugular vein distention, which results from there being so much pressure on/in the heart that the blood backs up into the JV. What he did (as other commenters pointed out) was a pericardiocentesis, or removing excess fluid (blood, water, or anything) from around the heart so it actually has room to beat properly. What he DIDN'T do was practice aseptic or bio-isolation techniques - he didn't wear gloves, or a mask, or anything, and he didn't clean the area first (or even remove her shirt!) Since that needle is (supposedly) going into the pericardial sac (the membrane around the heart), he just potentially introduced a TON of possibilities for infection. In reality, 10 seconds to get a swab and prep the area wouldn't have affected her much, except to drastically reduce complications later on. Plus, drawing back to stab her like that is not only unnecessary, it's dangerous. Don't you just love television? It was sure entertaining, though! (Not being sarcastic with that second one.) Oh yeah... I'm a paramedic.

@violastrings9247 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the explanation fam!

@emberashes6809 4 жыл бұрын

House:relax im not gonna burn you again. Im going to *STAB YOU* The way he says it is so funny

@OUigot 4 жыл бұрын

For me, Hugh Laurie will always be the comical Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster. He was always at his best when working with Stephan Fry.

@Laeadern 4 жыл бұрын

Damn i really miss House....was such a great show.

@disappointedinmyself8375 4 жыл бұрын

But when you burn yourself your nerves take a quicker way to the spine instead of the brain and that’s why you flinch back so quickly. Shouldn’t that happen either way?

@SteveOnlin 4 жыл бұрын

involuntary response, Paralyzed people don't have it

@tinbasar12 4 жыл бұрын

@@AndikaClassic paralyzed people can feel it... They just can't move it because the motor nerve is damaged, therefore there is no signal to the muscle. If it was the problem in her sensor nerves, she could move it voluntarily.

@kendraee3402 4 жыл бұрын

No. It actually depends if its a upper motor neuron lesion or lower motor neuron lesion. Upper motor neuron lesion are the problems in Central Nervous System which consist of Brain and Spinal Cord damage, so if the brain causes paralysis YOU WILL DEFINITELY CANNOT FEEL ANYTHING. Same thing with SC Injury. OR the patient has damaged her nerves IT actually depends SO YOU HAVE TO TEST IT. there are also TESTS if the patient is FAKING/MALINGERING. His ways are just out of the line.

@roelandpoukens7992 4 жыл бұрын

I miss him sóóó damn much. Maybe a motion picture on what happens after Wilson's death ? Pretty please ?

@richardmatthew3900 4 жыл бұрын

Beck's triad!

@DoubleRD 4 жыл бұрын

as som1 who only watched a little bit of one episode (something about playing cards and the other doctor guy figures it out), im going to start watching house now

@BlaCkySNipEr 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you guys on House M.D. video streak

@imworm8695 4 жыл бұрын

That slide tho

@turtleowls4544 4 жыл бұрын

Me who has a hella bad phobia of needles: I can watch this House: pulls out needle Me: don't do it House: does it Me: throws my phone

@emoimo4171 4 жыл бұрын

Were you dropped as a baby?

@turtleowls4544 4 жыл бұрын

@@emoimo4171 Most likely, my man

@lexiiiiiiiii13 4 жыл бұрын

Me too, trying to be brave sucks 🥴

@straylynx 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, now I have to watch all eight seasons again..

@rayenbelghith4150 4 жыл бұрын

Woot is this

@funnyperson2945 4 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest... you didn't search for this

@AndereundIch 4 жыл бұрын

absolutly not. I was looking at Chiropractors

@igorivanov4421 4 жыл бұрын

Very emergency pericardiocenthesis - no USG, no asepsis, no time to explain. Just aim at ascenfing aorta

@bountythequickerpickeruppe7504 4 жыл бұрын

I just realized that house is also in the movie tomorrow land

@jeremiahbaker6396 7 ай бұрын

Beck's triad - low BP, muffled heart sounds , distended jugular viens (Cardiac tamponade)

@azaharis 3 жыл бұрын

If they were real doctors they would have identified jugular vein distinction easily and understood it is primary caused by cardiac tamponade. A cardiocentesis is performed to remove the fluid between the pericardium and the epicardium which is putting pressure on the heart from being able to perform properly. Super easy case. Not a medical mystery. Discharge after doing an ekg an angiogram. Next case

@xWinterstarex7 4 жыл бұрын

House: *puts lighter by patient's foot then calls her a lunatic* *5 minutes later stabs her with a needle in apparently the lung? without any sedatives*

@ItsMeStrider 4 жыл бұрын

worse than in the lung. In the heart lmao

@XpVersusVista 4 жыл бұрын

neither lung nor really the heart. she had a tamponade, in layman's terms this means fluid in the sack around her heart. this hinders the heart from expanding correctly, thus hindering correct blood circulation.

@Rubashow 4 жыл бұрын

You could do the same thing he did with a ligther with your housekey and avoid being fired on the spot.

@miguelluis483 4 жыл бұрын

Pain-free House is my kink.

@detectivesnickers6176 4 жыл бұрын

The lady: I'm not faking!! Chase: :/

@shanesoleilscb4250 4 жыл бұрын

I’m only interested in what name of the music was playing at the end of the video 3:17

@Sharberboy 4 жыл бұрын

The old distended neck vein trick huh

@tntcake6327 4 жыл бұрын

Hold up, why did house slide without his cane

@ideallyjekyl5200 4 жыл бұрын

This was when he had ketamine treatment to fix his leg

@dusksunsetio6042 4 жыл бұрын

Ideally Jekyl i thought it was because he was shot and fell into a coma and his pain reset?

@htunsunny7096 4 жыл бұрын

Cħeяяч Qυαятz they gave him ketamine during that

@craki06 4 жыл бұрын

Because canes have rubber bits on the bottom and don’t slide very well

@harvstt 4 жыл бұрын

Because if he did, he'd have to do a classical number.

@heemlo649 4 жыл бұрын

Blood in her heart? Sounds like a very serious disease.

@musical_lolu4811 4 жыл бұрын

Blood in her pericardium. Deadly.

@PhantomKnight37 4 жыл бұрын

Ouch...I felt that

@ricksanchez1079 4 жыл бұрын

The fire or the stabbing? Oh no, both?

@PhantomKnight37 4 жыл бұрын

Rick Sanchez Stab seem more painful 😖

@ricksanchez1079 4 жыл бұрын

@@PhantomKnight37 I have had a needle chest decompression.(look up at your own caution) It was not pleasant.

@GregoryTheGr8ster 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't John Travolta do something like this in Pulp Fiction? I'm referring to the drama with the long needle at the end of the clip, of course

@TaraYourArmOff 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man the heart lupus got her

@nerdburger234 4 жыл бұрын

0:02 Me when I get a “I’m so fucking done!” Text...

@altaisk3064 4 жыл бұрын

omgggg when is it gonna take offfffff

@inachu 4 жыл бұрын

I had wandering numbness in my arms once and doctors thought I just wanted drugs. They never did find out what caused it.

@inachu 4 жыл бұрын

@@ShihTzuVideosTV Good to know thanks!

@train1596 4 жыл бұрын

House: I'm going to stab you!!! Lol

@Panwere36 4 жыл бұрын

Simple truth, House is a better doctor than most real ones.

@bellasylvester6217 4 жыл бұрын

David Welsh Yes and... No haha

@ViirinSoftworks 10 ай бұрын

House is actually a completely worthless doctor, it's just that he has the same power as Deadpool- able to read the scripts he's in.

@pleaseloveme1829 3 жыл бұрын

They always think i am faking

@HummingbirdCyborg 3 жыл бұрын

House learned how to do a pericardiocentesis from Pulp Fiction.

@tomv5988 4 жыл бұрын

House......Road House.

@mohwe1007 3 жыл бұрын

Such a savage

@c.j.9072 4 жыл бұрын

CANT FAKE THAT DO DOODA DOO. AH DO DOODA DOO CANT FAKE THAT.

@lamiaceae 3 жыл бұрын

MY GUT JUST STABBED A GIRL LIKE HOW IS HE NOT FIRED HOW ARE THEY NOT SCARED OF HIM 😂😂😂

@alptekinakturk4185 4 жыл бұрын

ahahahah what a pericardiocentesis LOL

@michaelatanasio223 4 жыл бұрын

If this man worked in a real hospital he'd be sued until he had to sell his kidney's to pay for it.

@emoimo4171 4 жыл бұрын

And that is constantly brought up in the show. The only reason he has a job is because he’s a very specific type of doctor, who takes cases no one else wants. Everyone knows that their choices are either put up with him or die

@StickySauce101 4 жыл бұрын

uhm.. he could of of killed her stabbing like that - or been sent to a psyche ward and never allowed near patients again.

@StickySauce101 4 жыл бұрын

@somethingsomethingDarkSide he'd still get fired or put in a psyche ward, I hate when pretentious pricks try to flex their small dicks on small matters, doesn't stop them doing it, deal with it.

@wisdomleader85 4 жыл бұрын

Thoracentesis is performed from either the side of the back. No real physician would practice like that.

@StickySauce101 4 жыл бұрын

@somethingsomethingDarkSide you must be that narcissitic kid from the other episode grown up, cool - now I don't feel bad not having to reply back after this.

@SteveOnlin 4 жыл бұрын

@@StickySauce101 Common sense Replies with an insult *INTELLIGENCE 100*

@bigdisme5622 4 жыл бұрын

Ooooh got ourselves a KZfaq Doctor. Please let us all know what your name is and where you studied.

@mimiel7938 4 жыл бұрын

If she has hysteria she can t stop just becoz he told her she was faking

@fieryredpodcast 4 жыл бұрын

Cardiac tamponade...only know of 1 person surviving that not in the hospital already. A Cop-medic did the procedure in the field.

@yarelizm8582 4 жыл бұрын

Where can I watch House?? I love this series and I never finished it. Where can I watch it.

@theabominablesnowman8433 4 жыл бұрын

Yareliz Molina, it’s online

@alphawolf6334 4 жыл бұрын

It is so fucking weird seeing house without his cane

@saeeduchiha5537 4 жыл бұрын

What happened next? You!... You..!

@christianbh 4 жыл бұрын

It would be contradictory, not hypocritical.

@thomaswelch4907 4 жыл бұрын

Ahha he is so funny

@47monamibakuli92 4 жыл бұрын

So now I get it House saw her veins r encroached thereafter blood not reaching heart thereafter pericardial effusion .

@altaisk3064 4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait

@phos1398 4 жыл бұрын

This doctor scares me

@aliceinwonderland2284 3 жыл бұрын

Well that’s house for ya

@Zamolxes77 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, yeah they can fake that .... is a movie !

@caciquepadilla 4 жыл бұрын

Right because a genius would be able to insert a needle without damaging heart muscles.

@bigskullnobrain6303 4 жыл бұрын

Right because this isn't a TV show

@hellskitchenkritterandfrie3372 4 жыл бұрын

Right is on the left side near the nipple. He knows his anatomy.

@supertrinigamer 3 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS HIS CANE.

@derscalisancocuk 4 жыл бұрын

no xrays, no oscultation, just stabbing :)

@chrisvig123 4 жыл бұрын

Hospital would have been sued into non existent if he was on staff in reality 😯

@persey7241 4 жыл бұрын

It has actually been mentioned that 50% of the hospital's court trials are because of House, lol

@maxschechter4156 4 жыл бұрын

He noticed the JVD

@WalterLiddy 4 жыл бұрын

Why are there so many comments from people saying what would 'really happen' if doctors were like House? We all know they aren't. That's what makes him interesting. It's a fiction. We all know it's a fiction. Nobody thinks doctors do this. I swear people watch these just so they can proclaim them unrealistic, like that makes them geniuses or something.