"We're NOT Here to Judge Anyone's Fetish" | House M.D.

"We're NOT Here to Judge Anyone's Fetish" | House M.D. | Screen Bites

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Adams and Chase discover their patient's big secret: his girlfriend is a doll and they decide to talk to him. What they had not expected was that the patient isn't suffering from delusions or a serious mental illness.
Season 8, Episode 17 "We Need the Eggs": House and the team treat a man who sheds tears of blood; when House acts out when his favourite prostitute decides to leave the business.
House M.D. (2004) SYNOPSIS:At fictional Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey, prickly genius Dr. Gregory House tackles health mysteries as would a medical Sherlock Holmes, all the while playing mind games with colleagues that include his best friend, oncologist James Wilson. House, an acerbic infectious disease specialist, solves medical puzzles with the help of a team of young diagnosticians. Flawless instincts and unconventional thinking help earn House great respect, despite his brutal honesty and antisocial tendencies.
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@jsplicer9 4 жыл бұрын

"We're not here to judge anyones fetishes" 5 seconds later "But why couldn't you talk to your toaster tho"

@vineethonkan 4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn that's a burn...

@sefs257 4 жыл бұрын

jsplicer9 i fuckin hate when ppl do that shit so shallow

@rizzamaeong 4 жыл бұрын

gotta love them scriptwriters.

@sphinxrising1129 4 жыл бұрын

Surprise, surprise, they now have appliances you can talk too & that can talk to you, lol.

@TheAzynder 4 жыл бұрын

Had I the Sunbeam Radiant I sure would.

@Tiagotaf 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the production worker being told to go to a sexshop to buy a doll: it's for a tv show!!!! Sexshop attendant: Yea....sure.... ahahahahaha

@smuglord5057 4 жыл бұрын

This is why interns are a thing

@samsowden 4 жыл бұрын

That's why the Internet, and having things sent to your film studio, are a thing.

@paddymetz 4 жыл бұрын

As a sex shop attendant..... yeah.....I've heard all the excuses. I don't care just hurry up so I can go back to watching doctor who.

@cdtaylor7732 4 жыл бұрын

Hilariously, this happened to one of my friends when we were building a float. We needed an effigy and to make it quick, we thought of using a mannequin on it. Well it’s hard to find them so we have the bright idea to use a male sex doll. He’s the only one 18 so he goes to the local sex shop to buy it an when he’s checking out he tells the cashier, “yea it’s for a homecoming float.” The cashier didn’t believe him 😂

@Idiomatick 4 жыл бұрын

I doubt they'd buy it for one episode. Rental for a week is probably cheap.

@Mishkafofer 4 жыл бұрын

No wonder US healthcare is so expensive. They got seven doctors per patient and every patient got some kind of back story.

@connorclemmons8698 4 жыл бұрын

Mishkafofer To be fair, the more doctors, the wider spectrum of possible causes for the symptoms and cures. It’s that individual thought process that can help narrow everything down.

@AMetalWorld 4 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s so expensive because capitalist societies are built around exploiting and manipulating the consumer. Even the Hippocratic Oath is worth nothing in the face of dead presidents Funny comment tho

@spongmongler6760 4 жыл бұрын

careful or they'll call you a communist so they can rationalize murdering you in the middle of a cornfield surrounded by cousins... too specific?

@descorchedfurnst2790 4 жыл бұрын

@@AMetalWorld not true , too much government is the reason healthcare is expensive because they allow specific companies to have monopolies on patents

@catm2454 4 жыл бұрын

and they spend their days breaking in and exploring patients homes

@tacticallemon7518 4 жыл бұрын

Is nobody going to address the fact that they put a blanket over the doll’s legs?

@aidenvalentine3774 4 жыл бұрын

Tactical Lemon hey man, she can’t show those Ankles of hers

@davemarx7856 4 жыл бұрын

And they took it's temperature orally There was a lot of procedural humor there

@Nana-tx2mu 4 жыл бұрын

They can't show it on television.

@vedadida8495 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah ^clears throat^ "ankles"

@alexishyatt7517 4 жыл бұрын

I mean its a good thing that even when dealing with an inanimate object closely resembling a human being, they treated it with respect and dignity. Ya the temp thing was weird but everything else was pretty nice

@callmecalamity 4 жыл бұрын

I really love chases sense of empathy on this. The idea of being alone is scary to some people and when adams cut into the doll she was basically hurting the one thing the dude loved even tho he knew she wasnt real and chase understood that

@Destroyer2150 4 жыл бұрын

You can notice how House actually kinda relates to him in some way. Humans are complicated and you just need one bad experience to discourage you...

@beastinsight9825 3 жыл бұрын

Chase is genuine and kind

@sarahbrightmore3749 3 жыл бұрын

Chase is doing what Cameron would have done and being emphatic in the situation-she probably would have told the team not to be judgy and be understanding of other people

@mikewilliams6025 Жыл бұрын

While there is something to say about not be cruel enabling unhealthy behavior isn't helpful or responsible to the Hippocratic Oath.

@martineshamzin7535 Жыл бұрын

@@mikewilliams6025 Agreed.

@youngeshmoney 4 жыл бұрын

Let's not ignore the fact that they put a doll in an MRI machine.

@shreenivas1155 4 жыл бұрын

Shamar Younge it was a CT scan not mri

@youngeshmoney 4 жыл бұрын

@@shreenivas1155 oh

@21fandoms17 4 жыл бұрын

6:41 and chase used her chair as a wheelchair to push her around

@douglasrau5094 4 жыл бұрын

I was so hoping one of them would say, "We need you to lie perfectly still."

@hopelovewright4248 4 жыл бұрын

@@douglasrau5094 or "you might hear a loud clanging sound. Would you like some ear drums?"

@ismockthehaters283 4 жыл бұрын

Them: We're not here to judge anyone's fetish Them: judging

@sws212 4 жыл бұрын

Statements like that are usually courtesies to be polite. People always lie to comfort.

@jamestor6700 4 жыл бұрын

@@sws212 you actually subconsciously judge people when you first meet them

@potato_1188 4 жыл бұрын

Also then: *give the doll a ct scan and perform a surgery on it*

@hardwirecars 4 жыл бұрын

judging and being shocked is two very different things.

@eugenetorres4975 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they did not judge him for the fetish since he denied that there's any. They judged him cause he denied that it's a fetish.

@Uejji 4 жыл бұрын

If you're here for the outcome and not some weird immature judgments, here's the deal. Henry caught a brain eating parasite by using unsterilized tap water in a neti pot. The doll was fashioned after an ex-girlfriend who cheated on him. He uses it as an escape so he doesn't have to risk rejection again. He asks Adams out after he recovers, but she rejects him, so he goes back to the doll.

@halemashah2047 4 жыл бұрын

Awe. Rejection hits hard. Adams opinions were hella immature and unwarranted

@pattygreen8064 4 жыл бұрын

@@halemashah2047 she is a insecure woman. they hate anything that they feel takes away their power over men, sex dolls , video games porn, prostitutes , sports, fun times with the guys. ect. fairly accurate writing of her character i think. funny how a man with a sex toy is derided by almost everyone but no one bats an eye at a woman with a vibrator these days.

@Slackow 4 жыл бұрын

patty green the thing is that women don't have emotional attachment to those vibrators. Sure male sex toys are more stigmatized, but that's a false equivalency. The male equivalent is not a sex doll, it's a fleshlight.

@davidgreen5994 4 жыл бұрын

@@pattygreen8064 Not everything is a conspiration dude....

@Shocke89 4 жыл бұрын

@@Slackow Umm they do have a emotional attachment.... otherwise they wouldn't have big black or brown ones... your point is invalid and your opinion flawed...you just can not accept that men have a toy they can be emotionally attached too...which makes you a sad pathetic person. this is coming from a guy who has been married for 18 years.. and understands my wife loves her vibrator as much as she loves me and sometimes she prefers it over me.

@torinoherrera 4 жыл бұрын

Patient: "Maybe the perfect woman is out there." Patient to himself: But I bet she is going to cost me more than $7k.

@jerrysstories711 3 жыл бұрын

As they say in the Navy, "One way or another, you're always paying for it."

@macrick 3 жыл бұрын

$7K is cheaper than most wahmen, divorce, alimony and child support.

@lookintoit4537 Жыл бұрын

@@macrick True, but you dont get to pass on your genes.

@TheMisterpino Жыл бұрын

@@lookintoit4537 So it's a win-win ;)

@damienasmodeus928 Жыл бұрын

@@lookintoit4537 and what do I gain by passing on my genes? This is just a primitive animal mentality.

@HeeroYuy911 4 жыл бұрын

Pushing that doll through the ward would be totally embarrassing.

@credendovides20 4 жыл бұрын

Eh, most people know that she works with House, so I bet that they wouldn't even find it strange.

@LordPyro25 4 жыл бұрын

“What’s House’s team up to this week?” “Oh they’re carting a life sized doll around the hospital.” “... still doesn’t top the time they were held hostage.” “Or when they caused an explosion.” “Or the time they broke the MRI machine.” “WHICH time they broke the MRI machine?”

@Starfire861 4 жыл бұрын

Right? You could distill the cringe from that scene and sell it by the bottle.

@WalterLiddy 4 жыл бұрын

Nah. If I saw that I'd just assume it was some kind of training doll like the ones they use for CPR only fancier.

@jjjqqq1959 4 жыл бұрын

And the wheelchair & stitches, HeeroYuy911

@josebottom5211 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting billed for medical tests for a sex doll

@andrewkind2820 Жыл бұрын

I'm still paying the bills for the honeymoon I had with mine

@kaspervestergaard2383 11 ай бұрын

@@andrewkind2820 Ooof.

@thesnickers_fan2340 10 ай бұрын

@@andrewkind2820 Please tell me you're joking...

@andrewkind2820 10 ай бұрын

@@thesnickers_fan2340 sure let's go with that

@user-jn7bq8wh1e 7 ай бұрын

Well if a patient insists on it being real/close...they won't miss that chance... Plus its taking up the doctor's time so it's not unethical I'd say... Perhaps if they charge a reasonable amount

@ethancroft2560 4 жыл бұрын

When he finds the mass in the dolls abdomen, they missed a golden opportunity for a "She's pregnant" joke.

@rachelgarber1423 Жыл бұрын

Tbh, I was thinking about myself 😂🤣

@lyricbronzegold4506 3 жыл бұрын

“The obvious solution is to hand my kids over to your parents” is still one of my favorite lines LMFAO

@romanov3937 4 жыл бұрын

The patient is just a lonely guy with attachment issues, i feel bad for him.

@TheGoodContent37 4 жыл бұрын

We all have attachment issues. The funny thing is people believing loving a doll is ridiculous when they equally love or live for other ridiculous things. Stupidity is very judgy...

@CardSearcher911 4 жыл бұрын

Yea, I think the doll is simply for some type of coping mechanism.

@phantomwraith1984 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGoodContent37 it's an introvert thing. Some people would rather date an object that doesn't judge them all the time. It's not an illness or anything, they just don't get on with people

@rizzamaeong 4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomwraith1984 it's cuckoo.

@joselosuck 4 жыл бұрын

@@rizzamaeong You know what's really cuckoo? living with an annoying bitch that annoys you everytime she feels "bad" trying to make you feel bad and guilty

@NationalDevin 4 жыл бұрын

"noone has an emotional attachment to a toaster" My friend, you haven't seen that weird fetish show have you.

@nah_. 4 жыл бұрын

What fetish show

@JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 жыл бұрын

@@nah_. There's a dud in love with his Chevy Cavalier. I can almost understand a pony car or Porsche or something with smooth curving lines. But a 90's Cavalier? Yeah...

@NationalDevin 4 жыл бұрын

@@nah_. I tried to look up the name but searching, "Weird fetish show" online goes exactly as you'd expect. There was a tv show on TLC back in the late 00's to, at the least, '12, and it would go into detail on people who had weird sexual kinks. Like one guy would go crawl under his car so his arms and head were under the bumper and "Make love" to it. He didn't expand upon it beyond that. But they covered Babymen, incest, peanut butter fetishes, ect.

@ninjaslash52_98 4 жыл бұрын

John Smith he fucks the car

@foxt.5043 4 жыл бұрын

@@nah_. I think he's talking about a show called "My Strange Ass Addiction"

@anirbanbhattacharya9185 4 жыл бұрын

I started out dismissing Chase as a worthy House team member but I loved him all the more throughout the show. He was my all time favorite character on the show. If there ever was a noblebright character in the show apart from Wilson, it was him.

@HUNKragor 4 жыл бұрын

He inherited House s praxis and department

@theramo0 2 жыл бұрын

Controversial opinion. Especially considering the Hippocratic oath but I though Chase was totally justified unaliving that dictator

@charleshodgdon6168 Жыл бұрын

How old was the little girl that he kissed?

@briancrawford8751 Жыл бұрын

@@theramo0 The Hippocratic Oath isn't binding or even followed anymore, because it's extremely antiquated. It forbids kidney stone surgery.

@danieldevito6380 9 ай бұрын

Chase goes through some MAJOR changes throughout the show. I hated the guy at first, only for him to become one of my favorites, next to Taub, Wilson and House, in the whole show

@JohnTrustworthy 4 жыл бұрын

>no one has an emotional attachment to a toaster *Angry Mechanicus noises*

@TrazynTI 4 жыл бұрын

FOR THE MACHINE SPIRIT

@fikus5903 4 жыл бұрын

EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH.

@tylerpinnell9404 4 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this but i didnt expect to find it -happy mechanicus vox noises-

@onelividguardsman5681 4 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in binary*

@oz_jones 3 жыл бұрын

Heretechs, heretechs everywhere

@Sapphiresenthiss Жыл бұрын

"Guy loves an imaginary being that's never gonna respond to him. It's no crazier than millions of church goers." I *love* this guy.

@aaronjames5276 Жыл бұрын

Totally :)

@Goova225 Жыл бұрын

SmartPHOWNED

@noelcruz2891 9 ай бұрын

Yeah. Whichever church. 👍

@martinlopez2816 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

@DanielRossellSolanes 8 ай бұрын

the difference being that the doll exists. it's not imaginary.

@iamanevutable981 4 жыл бұрын

Legit, the dude has a point. Not a lot of people are worth dating on this planet.

@dkg_gdk 4 жыл бұрын

Incels agree with you

@dhkhgh 4 жыл бұрын

Been married twice first one was horrible and this one just ran it's coarse. Prolly gonna get a doll too.

@johnsmith-yj2cn 4 жыл бұрын

i smell single woman's who have hit the wall

@michelleonuorah7142 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, because you know all 7 billion of them. 🙄

@scottmatheson3346 4 жыл бұрын

@Gizzmose2002 "capable of relationships" is doing a lot of work here given the level of dysfunctionality possible in relationships that exist and even persist, and while I'm sure claimimg your opponents don't know what they're talking about works well for you as a substitute for defeating their ideas it doesn't work so well outside your own echo chamber. Not very convincing.

@innerguardianXIII 4 жыл бұрын

1:16 she basically went to prove his point. Women like Amy don't back talk or throw sass/shade like real people do. He basically yearns for understanding and most people just can't or won't understand, and if he can get that comfort from a doll, I say so be it. I mean it's not hurting anyone.

@atlas7409 4 жыл бұрын

but then they find out that he has his old girlfriend’s bones inside the doll. so hey maybe there IS something wrong with people who don’t want to deal with conflict in exchange for a meaningful relationships

@abbadonthedestroyer3792 4 жыл бұрын

@@atlas7409 That's not what happened though? house.fandom.com/wiki/We_Need_the_Eggs

@ForgeReaper 4 жыл бұрын

ATLAS that’s not what happened and your a lier.

@hamiltonmcgregory3179 4 жыл бұрын

It may not be hurting anyone but it's hurting him and his human connection. Yea he may go to work and talk to other people but he's afraid of rejection. So he's holding on to memories of his girlfriend thru a doll. He doesn't wanna find that perfect girl because he believes he already found her and she's made out plastic. He took out any human connection because he's afraid of having an actual girlfriend

@Caseytify 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen stories & news articles about the men who buy or collect these dolls. Henry's reasons are fairly common among them.

@EtonuiYoutube Жыл бұрын

The security guard at 7:33 got me rolling 💀💀💀

@erichurst2496 4 жыл бұрын

I was at seeing doctor for a malady and he asked how much alcohol I drank. After I answered with an amount I was embarrassed by there was a long pause. As I tried to explain he said..."I'm not judging....... I'm thinking" Love that doctor!

@serobinson1 3 жыл бұрын

Because that’s a good doctor. Not judging just trying to figure out the effect

@Shadowkey392 4 жыл бұрын

“He’s right. The obvious solution is for me to hand my kids over to your parents.”

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 жыл бұрын

Shadowkey392, House is right about everything because House is always right.

@Hiraghm 4 жыл бұрын

Most people in the hallway would just think it was a CPR doll and the wheelchair was the easiest (therefore clever) way to transport it.

@jayrivers8478 3 жыл бұрын

"You can know something's not real and still love it."

@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын

Talk to any Star Trek/Star Wars convention attendee.

@ViceN53X 4 жыл бұрын

It's not the fetish, it's the loneliness

@rachelgarber1423 Жыл бұрын

And certainly much better and less dangerous than incels.

@peterrealar2.067 6 ай бұрын

It is. It always is.

@atrujillo7836 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed when this came out. Now it looks like my not to distant future

@royalwari8194 4 жыл бұрын

escapism? neat

@royalwari8194 4 жыл бұрын

@Gizzmose2002 ???

@royalwari8194 4 жыл бұрын

@Gizzmose2002 no

@royalwari8194 4 жыл бұрын

@Gizzmose2002 But arguing with your partner is part of maturing, you learn to exist with someone else, understand mutual feelings and argue to see what's the best point of view, having a doll to avoid that is immature and escapist. Plus, it should not be done at all costs, because it will make people become completely immature and won't let people reproduce.

@riccardomarino6893 4 жыл бұрын

@Gizzmose2002 you can just sign a prematrimonial contract dude and if she doesn t, she s there for the money.

@Farrell461 4 жыл бұрын

No one would look at it like it’s weird getting wheeled around. I’d just assume it’s a cpr/training doll

@snoopdogie187 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, an object that size isn't going to be light, I'm sure the doll they had was heavier than a regular training doll, but still, if I was an empty wheelchair, which hospitals are full of, I am using it instead of carrying that thing. It is also a training hospital, so it shouldn't be out of the realm to have training dolls around, even if it is not used often.

@milhousevanhoutan9235 29 күн бұрын

Also no, you take it into the procedure room, because that cavity is likely under pressure and about to spray a fine mist of pathogens.

@noahholderman5725 4 жыл бұрын

Male doctor: “We’re not here to judge anyone’s fetishes” Female doctor: “So’s a toaster.”

@CharlieTWilbury 3 жыл бұрын

Of course. What color is your vibrator, Dr. Adams?

@lookintoit4537 Жыл бұрын

Cant stick your tool inside a toaster.

@thatwasntacatnip Жыл бұрын

@@lookintoit4537 Typical toasters slot width is 1.1''-1.5''. So, theoretically...

@lookintoit4537 Жыл бұрын

@@thatwasntacatnip dont give me ideas :)

@szandorkane6372 8 ай бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah and you shall be granted such abilities. @@lookintoit4537

@mmorris5226 2 жыл бұрын

Did we really have to give her a hospital ID bracelet tho

@kenough90 Жыл бұрын

1:06 sounds like a famous Marilyn Manson quote. "When I was a kid growing up, music was the escape. That's the only thing that had no judgments. You know, you put on a record, and it's not going to yell at you for dressing the way you do. It's going to make you feel better about it."

@cherrypips2714 4 жыл бұрын

When I first watched this episode, after they find the 'tumour' in the doll. I swear they were gonna cut it open and find women parts instead, and prove he is a psycho lol not that he is.

@TheAnonyomusGuy 4 жыл бұрын

That'd be Law and Order that would do something like that

@AndrewBarsky 4 жыл бұрын

I’ll never understand it, but the dude isn’t hurting anyone. The amount of compassion the doctors had was rather refreshing.

@sleepysteev2735 Жыл бұрын

Eh, not exactly. The guy wants a partner who never disagrees with him, is always there for him and will never leave him. Indulging in that kind of fantasy is unhealthy, if not to the guy than to everyone (or at least every woman) around him.

@ethics3 Жыл бұрын

@@sleepysteev2735 Uhhh. So you say its hurting others even though you cant give one single hypothetical example to back up your incorrect claim . I bet you see no problem with 2 men literally ripping each others sphincter and then having the tax payers pay for adult diapers for them for the rest of their life . I think as well , you are not disturbed when gay men go after our little kids.

@Patty-P Жыл бұрын

@@sleepysteev2735 bad take

@GreaterSociety Жыл бұрын

Only Chase had compassion

@Upsetkiller456 Жыл бұрын

I’d half agree with Steve. It is probably damaging to him in the long term emotionally, mainly when it comes to forming new relationships but, it’s not indicative that he would be a harm to others

@anthonymendez1997 4 жыл бұрын

I had to pause this video and look up what a fudgey gonzales and vanilla gonzales was not even 30 seconds into this video lol.

@elmywelmy4103 4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Mendez what are they?

@anthonymendez1997 4 жыл бұрын

Hello People Fudgey Gonzales is the equivalent to a dirty sanchez. You can look up on the urban dictionary what that is because I have too much modesty to describe that directly. A vanilla Gonzales then would be the same thing with different fluids from a different source from the fudgey Gonzales starting with the same letter as the word vanilla hence the name.

@eklhaft4531 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought they were real person and he was just referring to them as "it" to express how little he cares.

@coffeeaddictexpress5038 3 жыл бұрын

We form attachments to things all the time when we are younger. I had a stuffed cat (I still have it) that I loved more than anything. When I walked in my room she was there on my bed, it would instantly make me feel safe and calmer. I think being attached to something that makes you feel better as long as it’s harmless is fine. Better that than drugs to numb the pain away.

@ethics3 Жыл бұрын

But... but ... you are addicted to caffeine. lol That reminds me... I want a coffee

@susie9893 Күн бұрын

There's actually been studies showing that stuffed therapy animals work as good as real therapy animals (and heaps cheaper too!)

@bbaskin6785 3 жыл бұрын

One of my fav episodes..... the parallel plots with the patient and the doll with the weird triangle of House, the escorts and Dominika... and that haunting music cue of The Associate with Adams wheeling the doll down the hallway....

@ClarinoI 4 жыл бұрын

"No-one has an emotional attachment to a toaster." Clearly whoever wrote this line hasn't watched Red Dwarf.

@pedroarjona4618 3 жыл бұрын

Or "The Brave Little Toaster"

@susie9893 Күн бұрын

OMG, I just made the same comment in another thread! I'm glad I wasn't the only one getting flashbacks. "I toast, therefore I am"

@nathanpratt3058 4 жыл бұрын

I was laughing from the moment the doll was put into cat scan until the end

@matthewbradley3395 4 жыл бұрын

5:30 No effing way. That is a Siemens MRI system...the metal skeleton of that doll would destroy a million dollar piece of equipment like that. Only an Xray device would be able to give them an internal view.

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 4 жыл бұрын

If you are familiar with that device, then I have to ask you how it handles people who have metal in their body (for example when a rod is inserted into the tibia from the knee because of a massive breakage of the bone)? Is there some sort of magnetic strength adjustment that they could have used?

@imanoobx4 4 жыл бұрын

@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire Nah, they would have to skip that. And MRI would rip the metal right the fuck out of his leg, and smash into the machine.

@timstarkey3692 4 жыл бұрын

It's a CT scan. Zero magnets.

@virgilthemob1242 4 жыл бұрын

It's a CT scan judging by the image. Chase said so too.

@FrozenHaxor 3 жыл бұрын

That's a Siemens CT scanner. X-rays, no magnets.

@ihatemymeds 4 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that I laughed at the irony of the scanner being made by "Siemans"? Lol

@monarchco 4 жыл бұрын

Well Siemens is a real production company. So.

@rexatron8229 4 жыл бұрын

It is no accident

@ienigma220 4 жыл бұрын

I am a healthcare worker and i've always chuckled when ive had to bring patients to Siemens Scanner

@Wowreference 4 жыл бұрын

"We're not here to judge anyone's fetish," *Starts judging almost immediately*

@marykitten4947 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry but he's being a lot safer then most people, some people go out having ramdom sex who could get a STD, or pregnant or catch the eye of some crazy person. I know it crazy just a thought

@Nerdiness1985 4 жыл бұрын

People that are reclusive and never leave the home for fear of contracting a minor illness are also safer. Doesn't mean that they don't have seriously mental illnesses that will ruin their lives in the long run.

@AM-cv9fi 4 жыл бұрын

Not so crazy considering the general state of humanity

@carlosandleon 4 жыл бұрын

Well you're missing out on the more emotional part of the experience.

@davemarx7856 4 жыл бұрын

@@carlosandleon is that really a bad thing? How many domestic disputes occur in America that result in bodily harm... on a daily basis? A doll isn't for me but I'm not going to judge others for it. Especially if they're well rounded enough to afford one.

@carlosandleon 4 жыл бұрын

@@davemarx7856 that's not a flaw in the activity, that's a flaw in the people involved. Saying that implies you would be violent in a relationship yourself if you didn't opt for a doll instead

@goliath1179 2 жыл бұрын

“No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster” Adeptus Mechanicus: *Dial Up Screeching*

@tiedyedowl8367 3 жыл бұрын

These clips do their job, lol. Every time I watch one I have to go watch the show again. 😄

@apbrit2009 4 жыл бұрын

"no one has an emotional attachment to a toaster" guess now we know why Toaster is a violent megalomaniac

@sockruhtease 2 жыл бұрын

"No one has an emotional attachment to toaster" This guy has never seen TLC

@purplelotus531 4 жыл бұрын

“Guy loves and imaginary being that is never gonna respond to him....not different from millions of church goers” lol

@felipepineda1585 3 жыл бұрын

Who says some people don't get talked back to. I've have an experience myself. Don't dismiss certain things, Especially something you obviously know NOTHING about

@ildar717 3 жыл бұрын

@@felipepineda1585 Prove it, or get professional help. If you're hearing voices, you have a problem.

@FuDDEX420 2 жыл бұрын

I just had an experience. This experience told me that Felipe Pineda is lying about having an experience. Now I'm having another experience questioning my own experience. After I'm done having this experience I'm going to have another experience!!! Guys please help! I keep having experiences after experiences!

@felipepineda1585 2 жыл бұрын

@@FuDDEX420 - a low IQ is a terrible thing. A lot of scientists also believe in God. Approx 6.3 billion people believe in a higher power. Now we have these morons that are so arrogant as to dismiss the possibility. Of course these are the same idiots that think football is more popular than soccer. But of course the only country in the planet is the U.S. right?

@ThaFuzzwood Жыл бұрын

@@felipepineda1585 LSD exists, we know.

@JD867 4 жыл бұрын

"The obvious solution is to hand my kids to your parents." House: *Sighs*

@bingobazingo9565 4 жыл бұрын

This was a sweet episode. Weirdly wholesome!!!

@keyboardwarrior3702 4 жыл бұрын

"no one has an emotional attachment to a toaster" 13 year old me: Haha yeah that'd just be stupid. Who cares about polished chrome glinting in the morning sun, sweet rhythmic ticks as your bread is gently toasted, unwavering companionship and warmth at the press of a button... Yes only a fool could fall in love.

@theQuestion626 4 жыл бұрын

I have to admit I really don’t like Adams here. Her indifference and her condescension really do not do her service nor the patient.

@matthewmccann7108 4 жыл бұрын

☝️snowflake

@leonamay8776 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, sort of. But she's still warm, fuzzy and loving compared to House. So... 😅

@theQuestion626 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmccann7108 how is that being a “snowflake”? The man needs psychiatric care and her callousness isn’t going to make him “man up” it will most likely push him further into his delusions.

@crowww5246 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmccann7108 how? The person just pointing something out in the show

@Hexanitrobenzene Жыл бұрын

@@crowww5246 By being judgemental she only proves his reasons for choosing a doll... However, she did change her attitude at the end.

@heythereimholly1090 4 жыл бұрын

Dude doctor: we’re not here to judge Girl doctor: *proceeds to judge*

@bellerain381 3 жыл бұрын

At this point, I’d say “anything that keeps you from losing your mind” ...how different is it from cuddling with a stuffed animal?

@calebm9000 8 ай бұрын

The way they portrayed the guy as kinda sad/nerdy nut also reasonable about how outrageous the whole thing objectively looked was kinda refreshing

@iSTEFIXi 4 ай бұрын

😂he is a pathetic looser😂

@demonking86420 21 күн бұрын

"she wont argue with me or make fun of me" sir, that's called reinforcing the echo chamber

@enkiimuto1041 4 жыл бұрын

"no one is emotionally attached to a toaster" HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE THERE NOT TO JUDGE ANYONE'S FETISH!

@jollyrogerhobbies2386 4 жыл бұрын

The perfect woman does not exist. people just "settle" with some one for one of two reasons. either the person meets most of their criteria OR the person is just tired of being alone.

@rexthompson5909 4 жыл бұрын

Societal programming through culture and mass media like TV shows is also typically a very driving factor when combined with the fact that most people desire/rely on validation from other people

@zerotodona1495 4 жыл бұрын

Jollyroger Hobbies the perfect man doesn’t exist as well

@jollyrogerhobbies2386 4 жыл бұрын

@@zerotodona1495 true as well

@Waryfaerie 4 жыл бұрын

While I don't think anyone is perfect, I dont think everyone "settles" either. Settling makes it sound like they just said "Ah, guess this is as good as I'm gonna get" and decided to stay put for the sake of not getting stuck with anything worse, instead of being truly in love with their partner. Some people hit the jackpot with their significant other. Attractive, caring, hard working, etc. Some lucky few really get the love of their dreams

@ThaFuzzwood Жыл бұрын

@@Waryfaerie For most men, this sadly is the case.

@ekintopuz7594 4 жыл бұрын

I love that Taub owned House TWICE in this video and he looks so smug about it like he should

@susie9893 Күн бұрын

Yeah, Taub does smug well

@polish_filipino 3 жыл бұрын

1:17 Nah, dude. Somewhere out there there's probably a kid holding his toaster that his parents use to use to make the best toast ever. Before their unexpected demise

@quoniam426 4 жыл бұрын

Those dolls have a metallic skeleton, how didn't it destroy the MRI?

@L44tsmasher735 4 жыл бұрын

@@CalmoOmlac Mostly aluminum because it's light. Steel would make that doll heavier than anyone can deal with

@smooshedgrlz 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the whole thing was metal but I’m sure at least the joints were. But they put her through a CT scanner not an MRI machine, so no magnets.

@simplythebest286 4 жыл бұрын

how do you know that ?????

@HUNKragor 4 жыл бұрын

@Corey steel is fancy iron Iron is super magnetic

@absolutez3r019 4 жыл бұрын

@Corey considering the magnetic field in an MRI, I won't trust any iron based alloys regardless of atomic structure.

@georgetuipeatau7873 4 жыл бұрын

"So is a toaster...." I died laughing!!!🤣🤣

@TheGoodContent37 4 жыл бұрын

We all have attachment issues. The funny thing is people believing loving a doll is ridiculous when they equally love or live for other ridiculous things. Pets, technology, religion, food, sport teams, hobbies, etc. Ignorance is bold and very judgy...When you point the finger to someone you are dumb enough to not realize you got 3 other fingers pointing at you...

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 жыл бұрын

THE GOOD CONTENT, this is the only truthful comment in the comment section so far.

@coffewitgemini9953 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you. People getting upset he can't handle a woman. Okay? He's not bothering other women. He's keeping to himself and has been hurt a lot. Can't really be pissy about that.

@sleepyostrichthing3599 4 жыл бұрын

Pets can reciprocate your affection, technology can interact and provide valuable functionality, religion provides community, etc... What does this doll provide? Closest description or function for it is a toy, having fun with your toys is all well and good but projecting a personality and intense feelings like love onto them is questionable. I don't see why it's so bad to point that out, I doubt anyone here harbors any real negative feelings or objections to the practice, it's just... odd. Sure, society could use less judgement and more acceptance but to do that you still have to talk. Understanding comes from open discussion.

@moonfox4990 3 жыл бұрын

House is such a savage I have a date tonight House : he'll bail

@blindship5792 2 жыл бұрын

Aww Adams was so sweet to patch the doll up and all

@final0222 4 жыл бұрын

02:20-02:28 One of the best lines of all House M.D.

@PredatorH2O 4 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@tolstoy143 8 ай бұрын

I had to straight up LOL when they were loading the doll into the MRI!

@mamazalama 9 ай бұрын

So hilarious that they played that song by The Association! Really cracked me up! It was my brother's group at one point, when they just started out. One of the group members, Curt Boettcher, moved on and started a new group, the Association. You can look him up if you don't believe me.

@roy_for_real2674 3 жыл бұрын

'no-one has a relationship with a toaster' meanwhile there are people caressing cars.

@akashshaji6497 4 жыл бұрын

People have different ways of coping with sadness, pain and loneliness and it's best to never judge.... We can never truly understand someone unless we experience what he or she has experienced and go through the same pain and that's why I hate comments that say " I would never do that" Or something along those lines...

@Hexanitrobenzene Жыл бұрын

Dunno. I would treat the doll with respect AND never miss a chance to remind him it's really bad for his mental health.

@JokersSerious 2 жыл бұрын

they mention a toaster probably because there really is no difference. guys like this are just downright selfish - they want an off-the-shelf partner, someone they experience zero stress or conflict with. life itself is conflict, stress, that's what makes it worthwhile. a real partner wouldn't want a lifeless piece of plastic. if he's looking for stress relief or judge-free feedback, he needs a therapist or a video game. becoming a recluse banging an oversize barbie isn't gonna help HIM.

@skarac3224 Жыл бұрын

there are men who treat real women like their dolls

@ThaFuzzwood Жыл бұрын

How is this selfish? Other people should wallow in misery simply because you choose to be?

@g.t.g1111 4 жыл бұрын

I like house however these shorts are getting on my nerves... I WANT THE ENTIRE SHOW NOW.

@rexthompson5909 4 жыл бұрын

Learn to use torrents or Usenet then Torrents are cheaper btw, it does have a learning curve though, great for sharing files of any size without a middleman

@catm2454 4 жыл бұрын

anyone know how it ended

@austinwheelis3182 4 жыл бұрын

Ok when she said toaster my mind went to a really dark place, was not expecting that. Anyone else?

@ForgeReaper 4 жыл бұрын

Austin Wheelis rule 34: if it exist, there is porn of it.

@smuglord5057 4 жыл бұрын

@@ForgeReaper I think he's talking about the forbidden Bath Bomb

@carlakenyon6073 4 жыл бұрын

I thought of the movie “ the brave little toaster”

@Goatboysminion 4 жыл бұрын

Who's memory went to Battlestar Galactica? Cylons were often referred to as Toasters! 😆 MMMMMM #6!❤

@hannahyoung2137 4 жыл бұрын

Sksksksk now It has!

@skillet9141 4 жыл бұрын

It be hilarious if the doll became alive by jump-scaring the doctors checking it. 😆

@Anon26535 Жыл бұрын

"No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster." Helo Agathon: Am I a joke to you?

@xentharas5629 4 жыл бұрын

First one of Dr.House's team, later one of Lucifer's sister, what a career :D

@kristinaj9159 4 жыл бұрын

As well as a villian/friend to Supergirl

@fickledjoy7013 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@natib7365 4 жыл бұрын

Lol have you guys not seen Knocked Up?

@karolisn.9475 4 жыл бұрын

lol, so they put in a doll with a METAL skelington in an mri? Interesting maneuver

@hopelovewright4248 4 жыл бұрын

CAT scan. Not an MRI

@RuSiriusBlack 3 жыл бұрын

You understand that a CT is different than an MRI...?

@grammar_shark Жыл бұрын

It's a CT scanner.

@Alpha8497 4 жыл бұрын

I find Dr. Adams to be quite heartless. From the moment she said "so is a toaster", I was turned off. There are people like her in hospitals who lack emotional intelligence, regardless of personal views.

@Mary-up1mu 4 жыл бұрын

i think the patient lacks empathy by saying a sex doll is more fulfilling than an actual woman because it doesn't argue back at him...pretty creepy to me. seems like he thinks the most worthy aspect of a partner is what they can provide for him sexually. tells ya what he thinks about women.

@Mary-up1mu 4 жыл бұрын

@boulderarms yeah I totally agree. I'm just surprised people are so supportive of that kind of behavior

@socialmoon 4 жыл бұрын

@@Mary-up1mu You & boulderarms are proving OP's original point - your lack of emotional intelligence is startling. "it's pathetic that someone cannot handle human interaction". Oh boy. Firstly, just nope. Secondly, yes, people are diverse & complicated - including the people that are asocial & have no interest in relationships with other humans. There's nothing wrong with that - some people really aren't interested in human interaction, & as long as they're not suffering or causing harm to others, then they should be left to live as they see fit. Some people have sex dolls - this isn't a new thing, & people have engaged in sexual or romantic relationships with humanoid objects throughout time. Healthy human sexuality is a broad spectrum, & while immature people may find a lot of it 'weird' or 'creepy', it's totally not. People are supportive because there's no reason to be hostile; it'd be like hating on someone because they have a vibrator.

@knowthispodcast9182 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, you make a very good point! Maybe that’s why people are turning into that therapy bought called Replika which also doubles as a subliminal sex toy lol. Do you original poster just made her own points or his whatever. You suck at life, you’re a creep, get away for me. And that is why that poor gentleman is with a sex doll and not a real person because he probably got tired of getting his heart blasted into 1 million pieces, one can only take so much before they decide to recluse

@ChuChild 4 жыл бұрын

@@Mary-up1mu he said that she listens and doesn't argue. Plus he was cheated on by his ex. You're insane. You lack empathy, dude lol

@akaamzar7083 3 жыл бұрын

this is the best one

@lonewolf2358 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 that security guard's look

@colincrotty3479 Жыл бұрын

7:22 I CANNOT TAKE THIS MONTAGE SERIOUSLY 🤣🤣🤣

@user-jp8sx4lf9b 4 жыл бұрын

Man this guy explains his feelings perfectly

@compphysgeek 3 жыл бұрын

that security guard was thinking what I was thinking

@kitprism3501 3 жыл бұрын

6:37 I died at when he started pushing the chair away like a wheelchair.

@lubaniskie 4 жыл бұрын

This must have been so weird in the early 2010 or whenever this aired but in early 2020 sex dolls like this are pretty mainstream.

@hilaryc3203 4 жыл бұрын

You're still considered a loser if you own a sex doll.

@stormisuedonym4599 4 жыл бұрын

I'd hardly call them _mainstream._

@stormisuedonym4599 4 жыл бұрын

@Valejandrom Once they develop better animatronics and interactive AIs, sure... after they get prices down to what normal people would be willing to spend for a sex toy. Right now, though, they're little more than manikins with extra holes, which isn't going to appeal to a wide audience quite like porn does.

@chrisbowers2450 3 жыл бұрын

That security guard was like “What the Hell”

@internetjerk2839 6 ай бұрын

As a single man turning 30 in a few days... i get it i wont buy a doll but i get it there are times it really doesnt feel worth it to wade through all the muck to find that gold nugget

@jessepinkmansimp6090 3 жыл бұрын

It feels weird watching a House clip not from the official House MD channel

@davemarx7856 4 жыл бұрын

He took the dolls temperature 😅

@njione 4 жыл бұрын

I bet he was allergic to the latex that the doll was made of

@starlightkynthos 8 ай бұрын

Saying "no one is emotionally attached to a toaster" is practically challenging TLC to find someone who is.

@palaceofwisdom9448 Күн бұрын

Going from the average woman to an inanimate object is not a giant leap in terms of the level of warmth and affection on offer.

@jayro4113 4 жыл бұрын

This breaks my heart because I completely get this after being single for so long 💔

@sosekhamed5702 3 жыл бұрын

It’s important to respect everyone’s feelings it doesn’t matter if you think they are freaks! As long as they don’t hurt you or another human being just respect them.

@ss-wu1vp 8 ай бұрын

What if they hurt themselves and their future prospects?

@stacywangechi145 3 жыл бұрын

Samantha the doll! Is that you?

@xXSilentAgent47Xx Жыл бұрын

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." - Toaster in his home 1:18

@Juan-zl3fy 3 жыл бұрын

The thing with House is: It takes a while to proper develop a character other than House himself and his friend, his doctors only become more likable as we get to know their changes over the years, it was like that with Chase, Taub, even Foreman... that's why I considered a bad idea to bring 2 new doctors in the final season. It worked fine for Masters to be only half a year, but it was an exception.

@coldcoaltv 4 жыл бұрын

"She never nags or complains" If he stays with this doll(s) forever then there's no problem. However if he tries to enter another relationship with an actual human being he needs to 1 accept that rejection happens and 2 that disagreement happens and be willing to talk situations out. Go ahead and live your best life as long as it's not infringing on the lives of others.

@dennisjordan5917 4 жыл бұрын

Once sex dolls look real enough that you can’t tell the difference the “power of the pussy” is going to drop off a cliff.

@stefanb6539 4 жыл бұрын

Enlighten us, oh wise one, only if you deem us worthy of your insights. @@

@dennisjordan5917 4 жыл бұрын

Stefan B was that in response to me or the original comment?

@dennisjordan5917 4 жыл бұрын

boulderarms lol I’m not a neck beard, I just recognize that once it’s not considered taboo to have sex with these dolls the power that real females hold over males is going to go away really quickly.

@dennisjordan5917 4 жыл бұрын

boulderarms I think I will still prefer real women, but who knows, I have never tried one of these dolls. Some women say they prefer their vibrators to a man, and I don’t see this as any different.

@repnatl 3 жыл бұрын

At least the doll's insurance doesn't have to pay for anesthesia.

@breannevenn 19 күн бұрын

I love these exchanges between House and Chase 😂

@hightiernub1313 4 жыл бұрын

Basically what will evolve from the moe industry.

@leeeastwood6368 4 жыл бұрын

moe industry?

@izs6946 4 жыл бұрын

Yah, I heard about that waifu app that let's you talk to 2D girls from different animes... Ummm, don't ask me where I got that... it's not like I have one or anything, b-baka!

@JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 жыл бұрын

@@izs6946 When I read to "waifu app" I was really hoping baka would make an appearance. You did not disappoint.