There Are Worse Places To Be Detained Than The Ritz Carlton! | The Daily Show

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6 жыл бұрын

The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia has cracked down on corruption by detaining several members of the ruling family and dozens of others including government ministers and ex ministers. It sounds bad until you find out that their detainment spot is at the lavish Ritz Carlton!
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@tinaloye2014
@tinaloye2014 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor just broke up with his girlfriend on air 😂
@PeterOla1122
@PeterOla1122 5 жыл бұрын
or she just broke up with him.....
@addieroll6261
@addieroll6261 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but can we take a moment to acknowledge how the male MSNBC host perfectly pronounced king Salman's name?
@Walkman100
@Walkman100 6 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you're talking about just 2:05
@NDBit
@NDBit 5 жыл бұрын
@@Walkman100 No, he didn't He said Sulman and then Sal_man_ like all the other daft yanks
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 5 жыл бұрын
I usually get Arab names pronounced all wrong from Americans! They would usually call him "Mouhammed ben Sahlmen", but the news anchor actually refers to him as "Muhammad b'n Salmen", so kudos for that!
@yarabkt
@yarabkt 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed that 👏🏻
@purr-maw-ee
@purr-maw-ee 5 жыл бұрын
He said it with a bit of Egyptian accent. As this is how we pronounce his name in Egypt.
@TheClairemyst
@TheClairemyst 6 жыл бұрын
Shit. Lock me up at the Ritz Carlton too please.. I am ready
@steh8831
@steh8831 6 жыл бұрын
TheClairemyst - No way, those mini bar prices are insane.
@TheClairemyst
@TheClairemyst 6 жыл бұрын
Ste H good point.. but the party would be epic
@Saloommghool
@Saloommghool 6 жыл бұрын
All bills are paid from the government of Saudi Arabia Hah
@feliciachomusora6523
@feliciachomusora6523 6 жыл бұрын
TheClairemyst
@syahrules
@syahrules 6 жыл бұрын
A sheikh ton of them. hah!
@suicidalpotato9235
@suicidalpotato9235 6 жыл бұрын
Syahrul Anwar Jamaludin didn't get it..
@Kevin-ji1sr
@Kevin-ji1sr 6 жыл бұрын
Suicidal potato you serious? :D
@suicidalpotato9235
@suicidalpotato9235 6 жыл бұрын
It saddens me to say this, but i am serious ..
@bexii786
@bexii786 6 жыл бұрын
They say sheikh different to how we actually say it that's why to people who say sheikh pronounced as Shake they didn't get the joke.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor is comedy gold.
@221BSam
@221BSam 5 жыл бұрын
“Let’s take over the world..” - love it! 😂
@definitefenrir6598
@definitefenrir6598 6 жыл бұрын
I was drinking tea when you started singing and now my key board is soaking wet
@ChiChi_Shaw
@ChiChi_Shaw 5 жыл бұрын
Trevor, you are so so funny. When im depressed i lay with my eyes closed and forgot for a moment how sick i am because you make me laugh. If live long enough I would like to go to one of your shows. I just want to say thank you very much. God bless.
@garhull11
@garhull11 6 жыл бұрын
The Marriot? the horror
@oddless1972
@oddless1972 6 жыл бұрын
garhull11 being stuck in one place (even if it’s a fancy place) is horrible
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 5 жыл бұрын
Wait until they downgrade you to the Hilton! Then you know you're in serious trouble with the crown prince!
@PeterOla1122
@PeterOla1122 5 жыл бұрын
hahahaahahaha....
@jebronlames4559
@jebronlames4559 6 жыл бұрын
Omg the Disney joke got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, and then when the Prince detained journalists and had one of them killed in a Rits Carlton hotel. Looking back on history and seeing how things relate to each other makes me sad...
@mcbeardthebat8589
@mcbeardthebat8589 5 жыл бұрын
The house of saud, sounds like a budget Superman villain 😂😂
@hittingyouoverthehead
@hittingyouoverthehead 6 жыл бұрын
3:47 Something tells me Trevor is going to have some issues explaining that statement to his girlfriend.
@hittingyouoverthehead
@hittingyouoverthehead 6 жыл бұрын
Sidenote: Trevor's girlfriend is hot af. I don't think I would take my relationship out of monogamy if I were him.
@ojaschahal1599
@ojaschahal1599 6 жыл бұрын
Ashcool just researched on this subject and yes I totally agree with you only a fool would like to lose such a thing, She is really hot!!!
@dlilwon
@dlilwon 6 жыл бұрын
Ashcool errr so non hot women deserve to be cheated on? What are you 12? Being hot doesn’t guarantee that a relationship will work.
@hittingyouoverthehead
@hittingyouoverthehead 6 жыл бұрын
Being hot is an incentive to stay in the relationship.
@hittingyouoverthehead
@hittingyouoverthehead 6 жыл бұрын
People on the internet just can't take a joke, can they? They have to always comment about its technical correctness and logical correctness.
@hittingyouoverthehead
@hittingyouoverthehead 6 жыл бұрын
3:47 Lol! A great way to tell your girlfriend you have been cheating on her.
@DemonDarakna
@DemonDarakna 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I'm not the one for going around (not very outgoing), but I don't mind a relationship where the other person would - with my approval of course. I actually find it kind of hot, because it leaves the other person some freedom and they don't become stiff and cranky with time, it hones their adventurist side.
@omfgfear
@omfgfear 6 жыл бұрын
Oh that monogamy part was very good. Good analogy to the Saudi situation
@marinaholanda669
@marinaholanda669 4 жыл бұрын
I loved how they used the emir of qatar as a saudi
@vazak11
@vazak11 6 жыл бұрын
Informative and entertaining.
@akshanagarwal1312
@akshanagarwal1312 5 жыл бұрын
Quiet down or you go to the marriot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@icotoday3773
@icotoday3773 5 жыл бұрын
lol The Marriot? the horror
@gmkbelanger
@gmkbelanger 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor got some pipes!
@LazarusRemains
@LazarusRemains 6 жыл бұрын
Regarding Ataturk: Maybe rights need to be won properly, through civic reform, maybe when they are imposed by an autocrat, they end up being associated with the autocracy, and are tainted by the association - being rolled back when the autocracy ends - replaced by extremist atavism. I don't know.
@animelytical8354
@animelytical8354 6 жыл бұрын
Fabulous clip
@ismailabdelazim2206
@ismailabdelazim2206 5 жыл бұрын
I never thought i'd say this, but i want to go to prison
@jenngw
@jenngw 6 жыл бұрын
So what playlist didn your Echo start playing after watching this clip?
@whaghht
@whaghht 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t spell the sound that came out of my mouth. Funny af.
@lindokuhleemmanuel2031
@lindokuhleemmanuel2031 6 жыл бұрын
why is America so concerned about what other countries are doing? do they have a country to give back ?
@jenniferpelesane1293
@jenniferpelesane1293 6 жыл бұрын
Lindokuhle Emmanuel - America is trying to compensate on the time lost on colonization. They are late in the game now the are bullying every little country to make themselves relevant. colonization Era is our America Please. The world is tired of your of your war mongering antics!! Freeze! STop the madness!
@dothedeed
@dothedeed 6 жыл бұрын
There would be no Saudi Arabian riches without America and other western countries. Everything that happens there is done by foreigners. Their citizens are lazy have no skills. They're basically all on govt welfare.
@lindokuhleemmanuel2031
@lindokuhleemmanuel2031 6 жыл бұрын
just like there would be no American riches without African and some middle Eastern countries, but that does not give those countries to interfere with AMERICAN affairs. America has no moral standing to condemn any behavior on humanitarian grounds, not while they occupy the land belonging to what the call Mexicans. denying them accessibility to resources essential to their survival. eg Porto Rico. building a wall to stop the true natives from entering their home and making them pay for it !!!!. so you see dothedeed, i am not sure how true what saying is but it doesnt ,make a difference because America does get oil and other resources from these lands
@dothedeed
@dothedeed 6 жыл бұрын
irrelevant
@halfvolley11
@halfvolley11 6 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Everything that happened in USA is also done by foreigners by your logic. CEO of Google is an Indian, not White American. CEO of Microsoft is Indian, not White American. Architect of the tallest building in Chicago is a Bangladeshi. Your logic is laughable. The difference is that Americans give green cards and Saudis don't. Americans bring immigrants and Saudis bring Foreign Workers. What is the difference? You look at sports. American sports are dominated by Black slaves they brought long time. Saudi Soccer team is also full of Black slaves they brought long time ago. What is the difference? Both countries import talent from abroad. White people are dumb losers and cant compete with Indian and Chinese students in Universities. So stop bullshitting.
@flymann7257
@flymann7257 6 жыл бұрын
wait...why would would the king's son have to even get rid of "rivals" when it is already hereditary, (aka no rivals)
@gonfreecs1595
@gonfreecs1595 6 жыл бұрын
Karim Aljohani because the king’s brother is the one in line to inherit the the kingdom not the king’s son
@Vash1123
@Vash1123 4 жыл бұрын
They could gather against him and agree not to let him inherit the throne. The success of the throne was determine by the house of Saud. KIng Salman appointed his son as Deputy Crown Prince.. Before him there were 3 crown Prince replaced in span of 2 years. So there is competition but I'm not saying that he actually did it. He is already next in line for the throne
@dantetraveleroftheburninga5376
@dantetraveleroftheburninga5376 6 жыл бұрын
Are we going to hear about the stuff in Zimbabwe from you guys?
@ka11am
@ka11am 6 жыл бұрын
It has began
@ltami7016
@ltami7016 3 жыл бұрын
tho im late i must say as a rich uncle …… that the funny part out all of this was the way he pronounced SAUD 1:07 is what cracked me up ANYWAYS STAN MBS
@nikhilfernandes7881
@nikhilfernandes7881 6 жыл бұрын
Roflol when he said "You can go to the Marriot ".
@bubujo8170
@bubujo8170 5 жыл бұрын
"Prince of Purge-ia"
@klausmoritz6311
@klausmoritz6311 5 жыл бұрын
What crime can i commit to be locked at the Ritz Carlton.... Information will be appreciated!!!
@vazquezb2011
@vazquezb2011 5 жыл бұрын
I thought for a second this was a video from a few weeks ago.
@kennymartin5976
@kennymartin5976 6 жыл бұрын
Whats maximum security? A Sandman Inn?
@jasperdalesamaniego6504
@jasperdalesamaniego6504 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahaha.. hes laughing at hes own joke... hahahaha
@ShalawFatah
@ShalawFatah 5 жыл бұрын
Saudi, can you please arrest me? :D
@tandilevuyo
@tandilevuyo 6 жыл бұрын
Hint to his girlfriend 😂😂
@barryirlandi4217
@barryirlandi4217 6 жыл бұрын
the ritz riyadh is 10 minute drive from my home.... all peaceful here, alhamdulillah
@Abu114
@Abu114 6 жыл бұрын
all peaceful? you feel peace of mind while a usurper prince keep all other princes as hostages to consolidate his power? MBS failed in Yemen, in Qatar, recently in Lebanon and he'll fail miserably in his unrightious power struggle, inshaallah!!!
@Han-ym8zf
@Han-ym8zf 6 жыл бұрын
Abu Ince we’re not the reason of what happened in those countries so just stop count on saudi arabia on every thing we do are best and ya we have Enemies to take thin down tho we’re not allowed to be happy or feel save because of the other countries? You are so ridiculous
@zdcraft0711
@zdcraft0711 6 жыл бұрын
Abu Ince you know I really don't think the dude said anything about peace of mind or about the crown prince failing to attack any countries why tf u so excited all of a sudden he just said the place he living in is peaceful tf?
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you Arabs end a statement with ٱلْـحَـمْـدُ للهِ
@al5ayyal911
@al5ayyal911 6 жыл бұрын
As Saudi, this true... and funny
@Om4444r
@Om4444r 6 жыл бұрын
4:23
@taloo2000
@taloo2000 4 жыл бұрын
thank you all the people around the world and yrah middle thing for u.. this is our way.. come to visit us ❤️😎
@shamirgeorge
@shamirgeorge 6 жыл бұрын
Could someone please explain the sheek ton of them joke?
@dom1abc1mbc
@dom1abc1mbc 6 жыл бұрын
sheikh ton of them, the saying a "shit" ton of them rhymes
@daniaalsaud9493
@daniaalsaud9493 6 жыл бұрын
im Saudi and from the royal family
@user-hw7pw1fq7g
@user-hw7pw1fq7g 5 жыл бұрын
Add arabic subtitles to rich uncles pls
@RawEggTheGreatIX
@RawEggTheGreatIX 6 жыл бұрын
MBS is the best
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr 6 жыл бұрын
That Saudi prince probably has the same interior decorator as Trump...
@Ayotommywah1
@Ayotommywah1 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Landherr is not cu no Jo to LP o mkkp p
@perfectionakinwande6623
@perfectionakinwande6623 6 жыл бұрын
Let's take over the world 😂😂
@dothedeed
@dothedeed 6 жыл бұрын
I bet Jared has a beautiful falsetto
@dlilwon
@dlilwon 6 жыл бұрын
You can tell he has the face for it.
@dlilwon
@dlilwon 6 жыл бұрын
He has a ‘resting Pharrell Williams’ look about him
@MrSchmolko
@MrSchmolko 6 жыл бұрын
dont impeach trump. we will never have a potus that makes the world as hard as trump. comedians must thank god for this manna from heaven.
@wynwilliams6977
@wynwilliams6977 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't date well, we now know they tortured and killed some of them in there
@Palestine4Ever169
@Palestine4Ever169 5 жыл бұрын
Wyn Williams what ? Are you joking?
@ajassimanwar
@ajassimanwar Жыл бұрын
What dayaa smoking brah
@ghadaalrajhi8009
@ghadaalrajhi8009 5 жыл бұрын
STOP IT, YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS
@hafsa2952
@hafsa2952 5 жыл бұрын
Grow up kid and stop 😭
@faisal4597
@faisal4597 3 жыл бұрын
كفوووو
@user-qc9tw9ie4s
@user-qc9tw9ie4s 2 жыл бұрын
كل العالم تفرج كل العالم كل العالم …
@wachagakeith6869
@wachagakeith6869 5 жыл бұрын
His trump voice🔥
@razakazmi14
@razakazmi14 6 жыл бұрын
Suadi Arabia, Trumpi America.
@nak141
@nak141 5 жыл бұрын
Better than Iran.
@nmkone2207
@nmkone2207 6 жыл бұрын
When trump loves thing worry
@shingshongshamalama
@shingshongshamalama 6 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time, a dictator made Turkey a great country and did amazing things for its people. Then he died having failed to construct an adequate replacement structure, extremism grew in his wake, and now Turkey is run by a dictator who'd rather undo every single thing that great man did.
@XxDarksoulsClanxX
@XxDarksoulsClanxX 6 жыл бұрын
shingshongshamalama true
@Msm1234msm
@Msm1234msm 6 жыл бұрын
Lol and i thought turkey is becoming a rick country
@blindobserver6584
@blindobserver6584 6 жыл бұрын
I disagree
@XxDarksoulsClanxX
@XxDarksoulsClanxX 6 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Shareef if you're gonna disagree, you must explain why.
@blindobserver6584
@blindobserver6584 6 жыл бұрын
John Paul B.T. Sure Standard of life has actually gone up. Even people who aren't his supporters agree to that. And you already know how much his supporters like him. One video message in the moddle of the night from overseas was enough for people to pour out into the streets against tanks, guns even bombs dropping out of the sky. Turkey paid off it's debt to the IMF. Turkey is becoming an even greater ally of my country, Pakistan. They literally gave us a dozen planes for free not to mention low interest loans for development projects. So even though im not an expert an Mustafa Kemal, but from what i do know i can safely say that Erdogan is a worthy successor at the very least.
@rajbanwait325
@rajbanwait325 Жыл бұрын
Born a Crime
@user-cb4pg8kv3s
@user-cb4pg8kv3s 6 жыл бұрын
ذا يسبنا ولا وش السالفة
@faisal4597
@faisal4597 3 жыл бұрын
هاي ادري متاخر بس ترا يطقطق علينا ردي علي اذا انتي حيه 😭💔
@user-cb4pg8kv3s
@user-cb4pg8kv3s 3 жыл бұрын
@@faisal4597 يمه حتى ما اذكر تعليقي ولا المقطع الحمدلله حيه ارزق 😭
@faisal4597
@faisal4597 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-cb4pg8kv3s هلاا والله احلا رد الحمدلله الله يطول بعمرك وربي يجيني شعور كذا التعليقات الي قبل سنين احس انهم ماتو او صار لهم شي 😭😭💔
@user-cb4pg8kv3s
@user-cb4pg8kv3s 3 жыл бұрын
@@faisal4597 😭😭😭😭
@najlaayouness5326
@najlaayouness5326 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌🏾
@MM-zw8sm
@MM-zw8sm 6 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse Trump will endorse SA, after getting all that $ 1 Billion dollars...
@coralreeves4276
@coralreeves4276 6 жыл бұрын
The fudge? Who does this prince think he is??? The Ottoman sultan????
@saudiarabia6247
@saudiarabia6247 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@zozo8444
@zozo8444 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@adrianmathew6337
@adrianmathew6337 6 жыл бұрын
200th comment😘☹️😗😍😙😍😅😗😗🌟😝🌟😗😄😗😃😗😉🙂🙂😆🙂😇😇😃😗😅😙😂😁😍😁😋😋😁😛😙😂🙃🙃👋😗😘🌟🙂😰🐶🙃💋😉❄️😗❄️😰😰😰🐶👋🐶🐶🐶😔😣🙃😭🤬🙃🤬😦😦😋🤫😥😟🤬😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😰🤤😮😮😐🤮🤮🤢👺👺💩👻👻👻🤖☠️💀👽👽👆👆🖖🏼🙌🖖🏼👏🏾😾🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🤮🤮🤮
@intrinsicallyme8404
@intrinsicallyme8404 6 жыл бұрын
The origin of the term sheikh was "old man". The word obviously evolutioned to something else as most words do.
@amalali1105
@amalali1105 5 жыл бұрын
This is disrespectful, if you don’t know the situation then you should research or Shut your mouth.. They were taken Our money with out right.
@fatimaonday9989
@fatimaonday9989 6 жыл бұрын
what is he talking about.?? its a serious topic in the kingdom and to the whole world... their nothing to laugh
@elvisherrera12
@elvisherrera12 6 жыл бұрын
fatima onday it's a comedy show 😒😒
@nak141
@nak141 5 жыл бұрын
Qhen they dont do things they make fun of them and when they do the right they still joke. This is how world is now. Not sure what they are talking.in yhe name of freedom of speach and comedy anything can be said. Just be part of the double standard /Hypocrisy. Rgds
@benamarahabib5914
@benamarahabib5914 Жыл бұрын
السيد.ولي.ألعهد.محمد.ابن.سلمان.ابن.وطني.لاول.ابن.مكه.والمدينه.اول.دستور.في.العالم.وضعه.رسول.الله.محمد.لما.وصل.الي.المدينه.واخاف.بين.المهاجرين.ولانتصار.واكبر.فله.كانت.موجوده.بالمدينه.اليهو.واخاف.بينهم.المستوى.الذي.كتب.لازال.الي.اليوم.ايها.الناس.ان.جعلام.شعب.وقبايل.لتعارف.ان.اكرمكم.عند.الله.اتقاكم
@sunnyp6776
@sunnyp6776 6 жыл бұрын
Boring
@user-fc8gq1po9b
@user-fc8gq1po9b 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is not funny
@Abu114
@Abu114 6 жыл бұрын
but you are!
@adebisiadeyemi8950
@adebisiadeyemi8950 5 жыл бұрын
@@Abu114 why don't you try sitting in his chair? Coward...watching and critizing...
@adebisiadeyemi8950
@adebisiadeyemi8950 5 жыл бұрын
criticising..
@Abu114
@Abu114 5 жыл бұрын
@@adebisiadeyemi8950 can you please provide more info what you're defending? Trevor's talking or mr. Bonesaw?
@JahnosSardonis
@JahnosSardonis 6 жыл бұрын
As a white cisgendered upper-midle class male Liberal, Trevor's impersonation of an Arabic Prince's accent offends me. It's cultural appropriation. Only Arabic Royalty may speak in their own accent. #vegan #harambe #BLM #ShaunKing #racist #iphone
@jomeoperkins9333
@jomeoperkins9333 6 жыл бұрын
Now I'm fairly sure you're being sarcastic, but... Poe's law, mate.
@conormackenzie7095
@conormackenzie7095 6 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart was way funnier in my opinion
@Paradox-om6lm
@Paradox-om6lm 5 жыл бұрын
Is this guy suppose to be funny?
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