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Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
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Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Kublikong (Army Green): / kublikong
MUSIC ▼
Outro: Wait Forever - Hallman: • Hallman - Wait Forever
@wyattsmith1605 Жыл бұрын
The insurgency sandstorm team nailed the sound of running over someone with a Tacoma by actually running over people with a tacoma
@atlasreborn7221 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to say this shit right here made me laugh like a goose getting strangled inside of a Denny's bathroom.
@flaviusiacob1558 Жыл бұрын
Trully THE devs of our time
@trentm2575 Жыл бұрын
@@atlasreborn7221 Very specific, and yet I can imagine it so clearly. Huh. Neat.
@heavilyarmedhippie75 Жыл бұрын
Tacoma owner, can confirm
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Жыл бұрын
So a dude trying to get home during a mostly peaceful protest tied a mic to his truck?
@Bloodtrozorx Жыл бұрын
As Master Chief said, "if they can afford a thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a ten dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox."
@THEREALBLU13 Жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@44R0Ndin Жыл бұрын
More like 10k for a nice one. The suit, you dummy.
@halo129830 Жыл бұрын
True chad chief is!
@Sparkz1607 Жыл бұрын
@@44R0Ndin 10k can also get you some really scary chemicals for a Level Two Pipe Bomb. Priorities :)
@Wolfbroa Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for future fur suits being hidden exo armor skeletons with wrist mounted shotguns
@Ibekiwizzle Жыл бұрын
“your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy” might just be my favorite badger quote
@darth_kaboom8192 Жыл бұрын
I'm crying rn because of it
@astellis11 Жыл бұрын
That better be int Best of Badger 2022
@frye3277 Жыл бұрын
it was a popular meme at one point, I don't think he came up with it
@ze_glitchy_gamer7629 Жыл бұрын
I'm dead as FUCK
@LeGabrielMan Жыл бұрын
Its amazing
@menotheotherme5436 9 ай бұрын
"my client pleads oopsie daisy" has gotta be up their with " if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man"
@A_Toaster 3 ай бұрын
My client pleads "i'm sowwy 🥺👉👈"
@seansoloff7499 3 ай бұрын
@@A_Toaster HALT! The high council has appointed your comment as cringe! You are to come with us to the nearest cell!
@Grayson-tk5hn 2 ай бұрын
my client pleads it was "a misclick"
@dextersauve5491 Ай бұрын
Your honor the prosecution is lying henceforth his pants are on fire
@lorantpapp07 Ай бұрын
Your honor, stfu you wasnt even there
@jerik22100 11 ай бұрын
20:06 this part is so underrated. The transition from "the induatrial revolution and it's consequences" to the repair tool.noises is just GOLDEN!!!
@YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked 9 ай бұрын
Id say the chair part is also under rated a tad, yk when a guy's pissed when ~8 30.06 can't penetrate bulletproof glass and the man's gets a wooden chair through the damn thing
@brawler5760 5 ай бұрын
@@KZfaqIsSeriouslyFucked*God as a Funko Pop*
@sunseyki. 11 күн бұрын
@@brawler5760 im an atheist, but i would gladly convert if that turned out to be true
@PokeMan155 Жыл бұрын
"post-traumatic swag disorder and 50 caliber based dialogue" Badger never change you beautiful bastard
@Xxpr_ninjiexx Жыл бұрын
@Soldier From Hit Game TF2 W
@christianmatthews9320 Жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 WHY??? Is this theRussianbadgers community rickroll???
@cay7809 Жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 no
@rinsatsuki3374 Жыл бұрын
@christianmatthews9320 it's a bot.
@HauntedT Жыл бұрын
11:58 Can we just acknowledge that whenever Badger does something stupid but satisfying he laughs like a french man opening a new pack of cigarettes
@masterdaniel9665 Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO "laughs like a french man opening a new pack of cigarettes" Bro i'm crying 🤣
@thememesjack Жыл бұрын
I thought you say "baguette".
@azazelmumford2465 Жыл бұрын
This comment is so foul i joined in with badgers french laughter.
@faydex86 Жыл бұрын
OH NAH
@lunchsimulator3995 Жыл бұрын
"HON HONS" with malicious intent
@user-vb8cz6wn3i 8 ай бұрын
5:10 “GOD DAMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANNA INVADE IRAQ”
@winster32 6 ай бұрын
“STOP BLINDING ME YOU ASSHOLE I CAN’T SEE!” *WOOOOOOOOOO-*
@Jadeapple420 5 ай бұрын
thank you
@amydoesart3724 3 ай бұрын
@@Jadeapple420thats How everyone drafted in to irac felt
@Jadeapple420 3 ай бұрын
@@amydoesart3724 yeah no I don't think they did
@amydoesart3724 3 ай бұрын
@@Jadeapple420 accidental reply, It was suped to be to the og comment
@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 6 ай бұрын
Heavenly getting pissed at Badger suggesting God being a funko pop only to later mispronounced Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of the funniest bits.
@N7ZaeedMassani Жыл бұрын
The fact I know badger is doing all the animations in his room wearing a $50k skin tight motion suit makes the dancing at the end that much more hilarious
@ComissarYarrick Жыл бұрын
Suit was 20k, not 50. Still, noone else but Badger would spend this much money just to make top quality shitposts :D
@en_waddles Жыл бұрын
I thought he said it was 30k, but shit, wouldn’t surprise me if he bought a 50k one.
@N7ZaeedMassani Жыл бұрын
@@en_waddles You are correct, it is $31k, but I'm from Canada where that would be almost $50k in northern money after tax
@KermitTheGamer21 Жыл бұрын
@@N7ZaeedMassani Badger is Canadian though?
@N7ZaeedMassani Жыл бұрын
@@KermitTheGamer21 he hasn't lived in canada since he was like 9 or something, he lives in LA I believe
@NuclearWolf69gaming 9 ай бұрын
That's actually accurate for every second that the A-10 Gatling gun fires the aircraft loses 2 mph of air speed and can eventually stall in mid-air if the gun is fired for too long
@vascam 29 күн бұрын
The gun can also hold it IN air 😂😂😂😂 stall out and the gun becomes propulsion
@Phxntmyx 8 ай бұрын
5:01 I’m not scared….. proceeds to get absolutely destroyed by a bomb drone and gets disciplined by the enemy
@braidenzurnmarsh1203 4 ай бұрын
he died braver than most
@TheyHe_V Жыл бұрын
“You honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy” Same energy as “the defendant is not guilty of 2nd degree murder, he just so happened to have caused the victim to make a big fucky wucky and enter the forever box”
@eondara8519 Жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment here!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Deez736 Жыл бұрын
HAHA 😂😂
@DrewSavo Жыл бұрын
My favourite one I’ve heard recently is “In defence of my client Your Honor, babies kick pregnant women all the time.”
@lunchsimulator3995 Жыл бұрын
second degree shaboingery
@Foreskin-Bandit Жыл бұрын
Brandon Herrera
@yaboibruce_808 Жыл бұрын
FINALLY THE KING HAS RETURNED
@Eurofighter-Typhoonman Жыл бұрын
Early Christmas present
@jaccaribuckley412 Жыл бұрын
🥳🥳🥳🥳
@Marder_IFV Жыл бұрын
@here is the full clip I hate you with all of my heart
@captaincommunism723 Жыл бұрын
Hail! Hail!
@its_toast3394 Жыл бұрын
Returned? No this is just his upload schedule
@thepriorstone4064 11 ай бұрын
12:13 imagine how terrifying it would be to run away from an enemy as they try to shoot you point blank with an anti material rifle
@_atmintis_ 9 ай бұрын
5:14 is one of my favorite quotes from a Badger video
@bloodstreak2001 Жыл бұрын
I love how badger just got a TV strapped to his chest, man looking like a soundwave over here.
@zachg.4251 Жыл бұрын
Or a Tactical Shitpost Teletubby
@bloodstreak2001 Жыл бұрын
@@zachg.4251 that works to nice
@tankhead2645 Жыл бұрын
He now exclusively communicates through memes
@Sir_Bucket Жыл бұрын
@@zachg.4251 The 5th forbidden teletubby
@Pandamaxx Жыл бұрын
@@zachg.4251 tinky winky, dipsy, lala, po, and their drunk uncle, Swaws
@oceanblade95 Жыл бұрын
Unironically, Badger needs to just make a new channel dedicated to his mocap dancing. It's so good.
@TuTataElDaddy Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@BlakWulf009 Жыл бұрын
an entire channel of various characters from popular culture badger-dancing to royalty free music? *sign me the fuck up, bro*
@deadeye4047 Жыл бұрын
You forgot "with TheDooo as the DJ."
@Seb_No.13 Жыл бұрын
I would pay money for that
@keeganguyer5237 Жыл бұрын
What about his raw footage?
@modmaniamadness713 8 ай бұрын
16:04 Mushroom: You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
@Cat_DeGaulle 21 күн бұрын
IM NOT SCARED OF YOU
@zobius9191 7 ай бұрын
The Insurgency Sandstorm community is by far the best of any first person shooter I've played. When we were insurgents a guy said "Glory to Ukraine" and the next said "Glory to Khazakstan" in the Borat voice. Just a bunch of guys having a good time with no hard feelings. Can't beat it.
@maskythebunny8606 Жыл бұрын
Badger is literally the physical embodiment of: "Never let them know your next move."
@thunderrider0368 Жыл бұрын
So basically…he is Deadpool vs Taskmaster as a person?😂
@thegerblinradio Жыл бұрын
Seriously. We never know what this man is doing next or how based heavenly shall be
@SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK Жыл бұрын
the fuckin hands at end of it tho lmao that shit had me hollerin
@sharkmr8223 Жыл бұрын
This applies to every thing, such as jokes, topics, and kill cams.
@shinmalphur2734 Жыл бұрын
THEY can’t know out next move if WE don’t even know our next move!
@Carnage_808 Жыл бұрын
“You should not be legally allowed to commit crimes while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd” Badger, you’re not legally allowed to commit *any* crimes. 💀
@Captain8771OnGithub Жыл бұрын
Badger is the one exception to that law.
@charlieflight6124 Жыл бұрын
Nah, there are definitely some crimes we should be able to commit.
@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta Жыл бұрын
no. lienerd skynerd
@mindlessgonzo Жыл бұрын
Sounds like quitter talk.
@Captain8771OnGithub Жыл бұрын
i love when youtube notifications wake me up can one of you remind me in like 7 hours to turn off notifications? thanks.
@ham_za420 9 ай бұрын
7:28 this is my favorite moment in this entire video just because of the “ and uh- gabagool”
@zsu-23-4shilka2 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: “Gabagool” is a pork cold cut; I learned that from _The Sopranos._
@ham_za420 7 ай бұрын
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 interesting i never knew that
@rebel6301 7 ай бұрын
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 i thought it was a type of cheese
@kilu_ena..artz.2968 11 ай бұрын
22:39 That’s like the quiet kid coming up to you and saying “I like you, don’t come to school tomorrow” 😂
@thevaltwo Жыл бұрын
9:47 "Sandstorm feels like the only game in existance that understands the range of shotguns" *Laughs in EFT shotguns*
@The2flame Жыл бұрын
**LAUGHS IN KS-23 AGAIN BUT IN A DIFFERENT GAME**
@nutjob9062 Жыл бұрын
laughs in Tarkov
@ComissarYarrick Жыл бұрын
Payday 2 also had really long range shotguns, until devs nerfed it in 2019. Tho even after that it's still preety damm good for video game standards.
@thejomah Жыл бұрын
*hits someone point blank with a led slug. Does no damage because they were wearing a riot helmet
@thevaltwo Жыл бұрын
@@thejomah Looks like you didn't use AP-20
@caster25000 Жыл бұрын
"If you look like Shigo or a clown, hit me up" One of these days, we have to ask Heavenly how he manages to be so unfathomably based.
@MrMysteryreviewer Жыл бұрын
He's based enough to take the handle "Heavenly Father" and make it cool instead of cringe. I don't think we can handle his level of based. It's like peering into the eldritch truth.
@blarghinatelazer9394 Жыл бұрын
@@MrMysteryreviewer He is Heavenly Susfather, our Lord in Headass. Hallowed be his name.
@fyrelorde Жыл бұрын
@@blarghinatelazer9394 comments 2:1 deadass
@blarghinatelazer9394 Жыл бұрын
@@fyrelorde Huh
@Xios_Angelis Жыл бұрын
Heavenly Father, Hallowed be thy Drip
@hornetcamaro 8 ай бұрын
6:00 Badger: "Especially if you hang around A block" Me: "So that's where 63rd is located"
@bennahlundquist9022 6 ай бұрын
Whenever I’m depressed, i go back to old Badger vids so i can guffaw about the best ways to absolutely annihilate humans
@Mewthree-and-Friends2004 Жыл бұрын
9:04 Commander Bagger: “Get inside… right fuckin’ now. Get inside. Get inside. I miss clicked. Please… do not stay outside.” Skulker: “NO-!” *Garbled radio noises.*
@The_whales Жыл бұрын
Goose’s reaction is like when a tf2 server got so laggy and broken it has to shut down
@n0t_zat0ichi29 Жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy but geuce*
@WTFMANify Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was skulker, judging by the dark pink text
@Outlaw_Actual11b Жыл бұрын
That was skulker
@OMEGA_3541 11 ай бұрын
@@n0t_zat0ichi29I think you understand why I currently hate you
@TheRealFrozenFire Жыл бұрын
This might be the most chaotic video Badger has made in a WHILE.
@therealgamewizerd Жыл бұрын
yeah cause he hasn't uploaded in a while
@maninderhansi987 Жыл бұрын
@@therealgamewizerd ok
@deadlybladesmith3093 Жыл бұрын
@don't be surprised very neat
@jacksonlee6760 Жыл бұрын
And I'm all here for this chaotic spaghetti post!
@FabelWings Жыл бұрын
Man i really want to eat some spaghetti now...
@EpicRails 7 ай бұрын
8:01 that song is “bury the light” for anyone wondering.
@jiado6893 7 ай бұрын
4:14 I love the concept of just being a skeleton instantly upon death, and so instantaneous you don’t know why.
@D1Protagonist Жыл бұрын
I'm painfully convinced badger could make a whole serious ass movie with his motion tracker suit
@RedeemerJared Жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to, every video since he got the thing has been functionally short film lengthed shitposts.
@dumbotterlover2558 Жыл бұрын
COULD? yes Would end up ruining it with lizard penguins yelling about how their donuts have too much mustard on them? ALSO yes
@herowin3825 Жыл бұрын
One of the classic blunders: you put "badger" and "serious" in the same sentence
@DatBlueVQ Жыл бұрын
Serious ass? Badjur?
@D1Protagonist Жыл бұрын
@@herowin3825 you're right, those never end well together
@Axepax Жыл бұрын
“All the importance but none of the responsibility. Just stand next to the commander.” Is the single most accurate description of a fire support specialist I think I’ve ever heard.
@S1gerius 11 ай бұрын
2:55 the pitbull named Cupcake “playing” with a toddler
@deluxdiamluxamber8924 11 ай бұрын
This is just one of those videos you just come back to because its just so damn funny and entertaining
@Woodsflame Жыл бұрын
I don't feel like "GOD DAMMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANNA INVADE IRAQ" is getting the credit it deserves, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes straight the first time I heard that. Absolute gold.
@shadowlotus6189 Жыл бұрын
As did I, my man. I'm glad I learned of King of the Hill and how Hank sounds to let that part flood me with body killing laughter
@alextheweeb5426 Жыл бұрын
bro i laughed the whole time at work about the shit
@jakemckeown 11 ай бұрын
Same. There is always at least one part in every video that I can't stop laughing at the first time I see. It doesn't help that I then replay it 15 times.
@crochero2801 10 ай бұрын
5:15 for anyone who wants to keep listening to it and laugh their asses off
@Choujifangirl 8 ай бұрын
That part was pretty good, but the “WOOOO-“ a little bit after was gold as well😆
@goldsocks9999 Жыл бұрын
"All units be advised, my stummy hurt" Best line of 2022
@tangerinepaint3643 Жыл бұрын
followed by, “overwatch actual, I just pissed my jorts.”
@kartikayysola Жыл бұрын
*WOOOOOOO-*
@The_whales Жыл бұрын
*chuckles in calcium*
@panchito_1002 Жыл бұрын
“God damnit, Bobby! I told you I didn’t wanna invade Iraq!
@Bobcat205 Жыл бұрын
*_”WOOOOO-_*
@someweeb6897 7 ай бұрын
4:55 "Their shelter has become their tomb."
@natespurgat6245 4 ай бұрын
“Insurgency feels like the only game that actually understands the range of shotguns” bro play some Rising Storm 2 Vietnam as the RPG man with a side-by-side loaded with buckshot. That goes thru GI helmets at like 100 yards
@cerabond7650 Жыл бұрын
7:29 How calmly Mickey says "gabagool" before he gets sent to hell via bombing himself is just so perfect.
@sirhurricane4350 Жыл бұрын
*Cries Italian tears of pride*
@ender3530 Жыл бұрын
@@sirhurricane4350 Devo ancora capire questa cosa "gabagool" è una cosa italo-americana? Perché qui in italia non la ho mai sentita. I still need to understand this "gabagool" is an italo-american thing? Because here in Italy I have never heard it.
@Democrab Жыл бұрын
@@ender3530 yea it's Italian-American
@aceystar1478 Жыл бұрын
@@ender3530 it's italian American slang for capicola
@RIPTIDE2034 Жыл бұрын
Gabgool😂
@memeboi9589 Жыл бұрын
Time to use all my braincells to process what the fuck Badger and his friends are saying and doing, this weekend is great.
@Eurofighter-Typhoonman Жыл бұрын
Bro my brain cells are gone in the first second
@thunderring8056 Жыл бұрын
True.
@exalted_space9224 Жыл бұрын
HELL YEAHH
@itsyaboi.1645 Жыл бұрын
All of my 2 braincells
@Ashurman666 Жыл бұрын
I mean, the subtitles help
@SpatulaVR1 10 ай бұрын
13:56 bro really said cu-
@joeyb7408 8 ай бұрын
This whole video makes me so happy. The knowledge you and your friends have makes me even happier and makes me feel like you guys served.
@eggnwaffle Жыл бұрын
"Why are you reading the manual for a washer?" "This is the manual for the A-10 Thunderbolt." The gun being made by a washing machine company still has me floored
@hossdelgado626 Жыл бұрын
And said gun having enough recoil and power to kill lift and the enemy resulting in too many kills causing the death of the operator (aka, if fired too long it can kill the speed and lift causing the pilot to crash) Amazing
@sorrowmg278 Жыл бұрын
@@hossdelgado626 let’s be honest if you’ve dropped to stall speed as a result of shooting that shit you’ve probably both killed the guy you were aiming at and dug his grave in one go
@hossdelgado626 Жыл бұрын
@@sorrowmg278 ... When did I say one guy? 'kills' and with parentheses said if it was fired for too long. I said the enemy, but that doesn't just mean one hostile target, it can mean a country, an organization, etc. Though if it was one guy you were aiming at, unless your parked with the rear of the aircraft to a wall while staggering the shots.. then being able to hit on that one guy and dig his grave means you did the last part with your aircraft doing the digging, not the gun.
@thejfj Жыл бұрын
thanks for using my cup at 2:32 where do I send the "under the table money?"
@garry9455 Жыл бұрын
Funny sockman
@dylanbunnell299 Жыл бұрын
Damn you guys are fast. Sick ass sock man
@TheRussianBadger Жыл бұрын
your cup truly is the best
@user-md1po9op4o Жыл бұрын
it honestly is tho. love u j
@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta Жыл бұрын
@@TheRussianBadger love your vids badger. keep going strong mate
@LitteralBeans 4 ай бұрын
00:08 is that doki doki literature club on the screen? That game is unironicly disturbing
@archerburch886 11 күн бұрын
Yes...yes it is, to both the question AND the statement.
@lirey9768 6 ай бұрын
7:30 "Turns out I clicked right next too me or something...and, uh...Gabagool" why f does that send me so damn hard-
@jrl924dds Жыл бұрын
8:21 another fun fact about the A-10 Warthog is that the gun that the A-10 uses was actually invented before the actual plane. The A-10 was specifically designed just to make the gun fly. They literally built a massive gun that shoots bullets the size of beer bottles and only then figured out how to make it fly.
@macenanoro826 Жыл бұрын
The first design was simply the gun aimed straight downward. The first testing facility for this trial no longer exists.
@darkprince597 Жыл бұрын
@@macenanoro826hllo saiki k
@darkprince597 Жыл бұрын
Bro it won’t even let me type it right I’ve tried 5 times
@Johnwbooth-so7dk Жыл бұрын
Did you know that the plane was actually built around the gun?
@hunterh1175 Жыл бұрын
@@Johnwbooth-so7dk that's literally exactly what he said
@FancyMcSchmancy Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure you could classify Badger’s videos as memetic kill agents with the amount of brain cells you lose while watching them.
@karltheskitarii4941 Жыл бұрын
However rendered ineffective *most* of the time due to most of his viewer base not actually having the capacity to lose brain cells they don't have
@quinnholloway5400 Жыл бұрын
I don't have detectable brain cells cause of my Goddamm squirrel brain
@DeezNuts-ju1rj Жыл бұрын
@@quinnholloway5400 N U T
@bloodjack2116 Жыл бұрын
@@DeezNuts-ju1rj N U T
@AC-hj9tv Жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@AndyBrew04 11 ай бұрын
Y’all ever notice that badger just causally turns French when he gets a bit excited about something goofy?
@christopherdark4671 Жыл бұрын
It's a weird feeling when badger is gone for a while. The lack of videos hurts, but every time he comes back with a bottomless well of laughs like this.
@Missingsocksss Жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 SILENCE, BOT.
@TheWigglerKing Жыл бұрын
just watch the old ones even the ones before 2020 are good.
@garrettsmith4760 Жыл бұрын
The ingrained memes in these videos is the best. Just seeing “ Ron, you good slime? “ and knowing what it’s from is funny af.
@king_carnishthefirst3354 Жыл бұрын
3:21 is all I have to say
@scummyy Жыл бұрын
@@king_carnishthefirst3354 ArmA is fucking goated
@ProfDwarf 2 ай бұрын
5:02 is probably my favorite Badger moment ever
@expunkstep7226 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Heavenly went from Cacodemon to Doomslayer to Skeleton. Homie really hit the bad ending.
@kartikayysola Жыл бұрын
*chuckles in calcium*
@atlasreborn7221 Жыл бұрын
Cacodemon Doomslayer Mandalorian (for like one fucking video) Freddy Fazbear and now a Skeleton. we also include the Spartan but uh...no.
@anthonyporche8110 Жыл бұрын
It's one hell of a character arc!
@darkarch99 Жыл бұрын
don't forget UEF, where he was the CTRL + Space Spammer class.
@quinnholloway5400 Жыл бұрын
He didn't drink enough Milk So he's forced to be something that requires milk to keep its calcium(health) bar up
@valkyrcodewolfy5792 Жыл бұрын
19:17 got me really good "get the fuck out of our shower." "why can't we just share the shower?"
@alexandervelazquez-vr8qi 7 ай бұрын
Yo I choked on my food when I heard that!
@Alexa_MorningStar 4 ай бұрын
Yeah that's really funny
@Mason-sl1ti 2 ай бұрын
11:40 Badger, I can kinda relate to you on this. I mained the drakon in the campaign of black ops 3 because in my opinion, it was the most versatile gun! Being able to shoot sniper rounds at a quick rate made me feel so powerful, & putting a thermal scope on it was just like spraying gasoline out of a garden hose at an already raging forest fire!
@TheGabagool7 2 ай бұрын
7:35 I can’t believe that I was in a THERUSSIANBADGER video!!!
@r.d.etechno2823 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact : the ks-23 has a slug round named the barricade that can destroy a car's engine block from up to 100 meters away, yeah 6 gauge is scary.
@nepspartan-7597 Жыл бұрын
Truly a step between anti-infantry and anti-tank weapons
@haph2087 Жыл бұрын
@@nepspartan-7597 It's simply an anti- weapon. Not anti-this or anti-that, just anti-. Solves problems that way.
@404cheeseburgernotfound5 Жыл бұрын
@@haph2087 or anti everything
@haph2087 Жыл бұрын
@@404cheeseburgernotfound5 Yep. Reminds me of “Tank beats everything”.
@oldraccoon3688 Жыл бұрын
It's the ADATS, but shoulder-fired
@cozmo_3d0 Жыл бұрын
The gauge on a slug is just the percentage chance of you existing after they pull the trigger on you
@KarcharodonAstra Жыл бұрын
it's already way lower than 50, but it goes further.
@DL-zv5xc Жыл бұрын
this by far might be my favorite comment
@dylanmitchell152 Жыл бұрын
This is definitely an underrated comment
@kylebeach2316 Жыл бұрын
A 6 Guage slug round with dragons breath would be a whole war crime in one package 🤣
@coolaxlotldude6794 Жыл бұрын
@@KarcharodonAstra 50 gauge would is just plain the shooter misses or hits
@tehtanooki6429 2 ай бұрын
I love how the Barret not only shakes your screen if someone's shooting next to you but constant fire of the gun deafens you and those around you. My brother served in Iraq when they had to take out a target. The guy was on a bridge above him, he told me how the guy got shot with a Barret 50 and the guy was simple missing his upper half from his shoulder down to the opposite side of his hips. And just folded over down off the bridge. Why games say any armor piercing stuff does less damage to people is beyond me.
@BenthewildchildE750 8 ай бұрын
I love how they’re actual laser sights in the game instead of what moves games are doing for hipfirefire nowadays.
@landenman8708 Жыл бұрын
12:00 Badger just became the thing he sought to destroy. A Frenchmen
@hitwitharock5630 Жыл бұрын
I am relieved to not be the only one who noticed
@christianmendoza1461 Жыл бұрын
@@hitwitharock5630 me as well
@sethgolas6189 Жыл бұрын
Dude, Insurgency Sandstorm and Left 4 Dead 2 were the two single games I wanted to see Badger cover and he's now done both. I cannot express how much this made my day.
@paulapeno. Жыл бұрын
i swear I was reason he played it
@corvusrex9676 Жыл бұрын
There is another... It is time for the dwarf game
@jamesmonorow574 Жыл бұрын
@@paulapeno. elaborate
@benjaminc924 Жыл бұрын
@@corvusrex9676 hell yeah... Deep Rock Galactic time baby. ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!
@sethgolas6189 Жыл бұрын
@@corvusrex9676 Of course, how could I forget! Rock and stone brother, rock and stone
@belliebun4529 9 ай бұрын
4:17 Instructions unclear, the Xylem has impacted the Coral Siphon.
@SeabornNomad 8 ай бұрын
dude wtf i cant stop laughing, this is insanity. thank you for this gem, badger
@karmallamah1699 Жыл бұрын
Bruh bajur really just animated flicking the safety off of a five seven properly, what a neat hidden detail this is truly a moment
@santumi2298 Жыл бұрын
he has one iirc
@survivorofthecurse717 Жыл бұрын
He does, but where did he do that in this video?
@johndomarena4688 Жыл бұрын
Could you please give a time stamp.
@deltawhiskey0426 Жыл бұрын
@@johndomarena4688 22:45
@mr.battles3784 Жыл бұрын
Badger being a man of pure culture with the Adam’s Mom cup
@verburmite8477 Жыл бұрын
I saw it too
@Yearlywinter4 Жыл бұрын
JFJ SUPPORTERS UNITE
@Yearlywinter4 Жыл бұрын
@im sacred I trusted you
@themadgodofoblivion915 Жыл бұрын
An Unexpected but welcomed surprise to be sure.
@wholesomemomento6049 Жыл бұрын
I love John F. Jenedy
@marcosstansfield5280 11 ай бұрын
Can we just talk about how badger is just sitting there in full tactical gear while playing a game
@hiddenhundred8565 Жыл бұрын
God I love Insurgency, the mix of toxic memes and ptsd are gold
@venomousvodka7587 Жыл бұрын
Siege return?
@__z32guy__ Жыл бұрын
convinced my whole gaming group to get it by describing it as tarkov but it has slightly retarded and full of chaos
@glen1930 Жыл бұрын
Yh its really fun till u see a guy get blasted down the stairs with a shotgun
@hiddenhundred8565 Жыл бұрын
@@__z32guy__ that is a brilliant explanation and man is it a blast, 40mm and blowing up the supply cashe are the best
@Vampireangel1011 10 күн бұрын
"peaking corners as a legless noodle" Badger. Please. Never change. I missed your content so much I forgot how much I crack up at you and the guys' stupidity XD
@stryfe4620 Жыл бұрын
I like how badger’s favorite class in sandstorm is the exact opposite of the 800lb gorilla in payday.
@shadowlotus6189 Жыл бұрын
Wait- no. No. No. *No*. I hate that you made this connection
@NateSchulte Жыл бұрын
I love how you made that connection
@electracatforever3356 Жыл бұрын
what was the connection???
@The_whales Жыл бұрын
2020 badger: I like a 800 lbs gorilla with a giant minigun 2022 badger: i run around with a deagle and did just as much damage if I had a minigun
@stryfe4620 Жыл бұрын
@@shadowlotus6189 yes yes yes yes yes yes *yes* the Badger extened univers is coming togerther and skulker is the twist villain.
@badebias Жыл бұрын
12:00 When the recoil hits you hard enough to make you laugh in French.
@RemiFluneIsEternal Жыл бұрын
"Laughs in French"
@someopinion Жыл бұрын
Hohohoho
@willwheatly6665 Жыл бұрын
I thought lmao was how French people laughed
@zichithefox4781 Жыл бұрын
@@willwheatly6665 Only their cats
@mikey_blueskies7019 Жыл бұрын
Was literally gonna comment the same thing lol
@cadrex1405 9 ай бұрын
This video was pure chaos and I love every second of it!
@Unknown.NotRegistered 10 ай бұрын
That lift problem is probably the reason the A-10 only has 18 seconds worth of ammo.
@l.q.a.6279 Жыл бұрын
That part at 18:59 is the literal heart of the Sandstorm community (at least in America) for you have never experienced the game until all of you and your teammates are huddling around the guy playing an ukulele while HE shells are falling around you.
@sifthead7720 Жыл бұрын
Risk of rain moment “….and his music was electric”
@ivanmoua9857 Жыл бұрын
@@sifthead7720 can you just imagine if he played risk of rain 2? Shit would be crazy
@elitef3642 Жыл бұрын
Not so far for me. Only people I've been hearing are the characters, gotta say, the insurgent spec ops voice sounds so unprofessional and I love it
@l.q.a.6279 Жыл бұрын
@@elitef3642 Oh yeah, and that too. I remember reading somewhere that having good voice lines in an RTS is extremely important because you will be hearing them over and over again. Sandstorm isn't an RTS, but it damn well knows the value of good voice lines. It helps that the former lead game developer is Insurgency Source's sole voice actor (and Black Mesa's HECU voice) and a former Marine. Everyone in Sandstorm and Source acts confident when relaxed, but screams like children when under fire, which brings them more character than the standard ultra-cool ultra-tactical COD characters. Big shout-out to the Insurgent Mercenary, who while being Russian which tends to be stereotypically gruff-voiced and weak grasp of English, is one of the _highest-pitched_ characters out there.
@Mr.LeoNov Жыл бұрын
@@elitef3642 just wait until you hear suppressed russian (mercenary) voice lines, it's just awesome (and also understanding what he says makes it just double as funny)
@Cybernihlis 9 ай бұрын
so this is how u balance the breacher: you only get to use the class once per match, and the reasoning is that u blew out his shoulder in that first round so he cannot go into combat.
@casewarren3395 Ай бұрын
I died laughing when at the start when the skeleton said "GET THAT MOTHERF*CKER!" And shot the T Tex
@_soothsayer_ Жыл бұрын
20:06 maybe one of the most raw bits in any badger video but I love it
@causticoxonia605 Жыл бұрын
The silence and "what the fck?" Got me hard
@markbaltazar6916 Жыл бұрын
Badger has embraced his motivation and summoned the lawn chair, he has ascended beyond anything else
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын
Tax evasion is a obligation
@greenlazar2078 Жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus agreed
@Zenologia4673 8 ай бұрын
“Don’t say 3/5”. Nahhhh that took me a second 😂😂😭
@kigoyushikigoyushi4245 6 күн бұрын
gotta do more insurgency vids. you nailed that spot on man. funny as heLL!
@Jack5628 Жыл бұрын
Every time I see a badger video the animation gets smoother and smoother to the point where it's actually just him in his room no motion capture at all
@spartana47 Жыл бұрын
Heavenly: Puts a chair in a window. *Meanwhile Grizzly: Rips a door off it's hinges in rage
@thelyric2751 Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that was fucking real lmfao
@WindowLickingDeer Жыл бұрын
Grizzy or grizzly?
@mr.nobody5493 Жыл бұрын
@@WindowLickingDeer YES
@spartana47 Жыл бұрын
@@WindowLickingDeer Grizzy
@chompercs983 Жыл бұрын
Heavenly got so mad he put a chair in bulletproof glass Grizzy got so mad he ripped a door off his hinges and used it as a riot shield
@chronically-online-since-2020 Ай бұрын
The A-10 is the aircraft you would be happy to hear in a battlefield because if you heard it then it wasn't aiming for you. For those unlucky that didn't heard the shrieks of thunder, May god put your poor souls in peace.
@Shadow-nj7ro 8 ай бұрын
You never fail to make me laugh in the most absurd ways I guess my humor is really broken
@soap2007 Жыл бұрын
20:22 as a member of the Irish community, that joke was explosive
@padraig6200 Жыл бұрын
Name dropping the Provos and blowihg up trucks? Count me in mó chara
@madmouse4465 Жыл бұрын
“*repair tool noises*” might be my favorite bit of the year. I’m stealing it and no one can stop me.
@antitank99wotboi55 Жыл бұрын
lol somone actually just stole a drill bit from the store I work at today 🤣
@crimsondynamo615 10 ай бұрын
Seeing JFJ’s cup in a Badger video got me feeling wild
@dinowolf2382 9 ай бұрын
"using sniper rifles as shotguns" Im dying, because in Ravenfield, I'm shooting the enemy and a BOT comes up to me and point-blanks me in the side of the dome with and AWP, and this line is making me die over it for no reason
@ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of effort that Badger pours into these videos is well WELL worth the wait for them to be uploaded, this man takes quality over quantity to a new level.
@exalted_space9224 Жыл бұрын
Whenever badge uploads is like injecting gamer supss directly into my veins
@screaming_cat2007 Жыл бұрын
It’s like max0r and cino
@ramsaybolton9741 Жыл бұрын
Dude just wants to flex his motion sensor suit, theres no need for such detailed animations on the characters, his older style was funnier
@thechickenman2164 Жыл бұрын
@don't be surprised I already knew what it was. To get the milk
@thomasway0320 Жыл бұрын
Swear to god I’m getting closer an closer to dying from laughter with each video goes by.
@haikarawalker6996 Жыл бұрын
There’s something truly beautiful about the fact that Badger is the only KZfaqr that you get *more* excited the longer you’re waiting for a video
@ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure 8 ай бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite visual novel: INSURGENCY SANDSTORM
@iaNdaveNport. 2 ай бұрын
The Russian badger is the only KZfaqr who I will suffer through their sponsorships because it’s not suffering. It’s freaking hilarious.
@wolfwalker4585 Жыл бұрын
Jumping out of a window, only to be nailed mid-air by a 50 BMG, and thrown right back through that window, must be one of the most legendary things I have ever seen in my life
@GD0nly Жыл бұрын
I love when the funny plane flies over and makes the sound of someone twisting bubble wrap
@Americanbadashh Жыл бұрын
If you aren't in foley work, please consider a job in foley work because you may just have the ear for it
@GD0nly Жыл бұрын
@@Americanbadashh So I had to google "Foley work" because I had no idea what you were talking about. I dabble in music production and sampling is a massive part of what I do for tracks I produce. Knowing how to get inspiration from certain samples is an absolute blessing. Foley might just be exactly what I'm looking for to develop that, so massive thank you! At least I know what to look into now!
@GolenCheeseIt Жыл бұрын
@@GD0nly I read the first reply, thought to myself "what's foley work?", googled it, then came back and read your reply lmao Also, if I heard bubble rap popping in a new track, I wouldn't be disappointed...
@user-nc8uf6rb7l 8 ай бұрын
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
@fakezombeyy Жыл бұрын
The phrase "Post-Traumatic Swag Disorder" is one of the sentences of all time.
@khornelordofskulls7090 Жыл бұрын
20:06 jesus fucking christ i've never cried so many tears while laughing ever, this entire segment felt like a dream and/or nightmare. the random stutter then jump to "the industrial revolution", all while theres two repair drills in the backround destroyed my lungs through wheezing lmao
@mountaindoge141 Жыл бұрын
Then the perfectly synced “What the fuck?”
@chrishamr947 Жыл бұрын
@@mountaindoge141 it genuinely sounded like one dude’s voice getting echoed over itself
@decimalheckery5737 Жыл бұрын
LITERALLY it made me cackle way too hard when suddenly the drill noises started up and two duplicates just Drilling while ontop of the Clipboard Holder made me keel over and die rapidly
@ttang1280 8 ай бұрын
10:37 got me
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