PHONK

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@VKhalid. 4 ай бұрын

“a crime is only a crime if you get caught” *PHONK PLAYS*

@SpocMrine 3 ай бұрын

I hate the fact that your right

@youknowimright1725 3 ай бұрын

That's actually kinda true so.....🤷🏻‍♀️

@q2ts 3 ай бұрын

Everything is legal until you get caugth.

@zulkeflieabuhassan699 3 ай бұрын

My club teacher taught me that

@King_orange-ml6yz. 13 күн бұрын

You are right actually

@wennew0 6 ай бұрын

"It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adoption" *PHONK PLAYS*

@Bumblebee-ox7qr 6 ай бұрын

THATS _LITERALLY_ PERFECT

@baa769 6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment.

@Eoemnd2024 6 ай бұрын

Makes sense

@ravenblademusic 6 ай бұрын

BAHAHHAHAAA edit: jk but HOLY FKN SHIT WHY TF- I LAUGHED LOL I FKN LAUGHED WHY U LIKIN THIS SHIT BAHAHAHAHA

@alexmaurice4274 6 ай бұрын

Mandalorian vibes

@SpecialEpicGamer 9 күн бұрын

"it's not stealing,it's borrowing permanently" *PHONK PLAYS*

@DisGuclerOfficial 9 күн бұрын

"Communism says ownership is stealing, so this means stealing is also ownership"

@NODONTBURNTHEFOOD 2 күн бұрын

“Fair enough”

@Nahidsummonbigraga 2 күн бұрын

“It’s a 7 year old boy not a 7 year old girl, I’m not gay.” *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

@baconforbacon 15 сағат бұрын

"I didnt know she was 4!" *PHONK PLAYS*

@user-fe9ui3sm1x 2 сағат бұрын

“Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion” PHONK PLAYS

@Vivzile 6 күн бұрын

"it ain't physical abuse if physics wasn't involved." PHONK INTENSIFIES

@user-ou5yn6vi3f 3 күн бұрын

" automatically agrees "

@Copyninja007. 2 күн бұрын

Agreed 👍

@mattsun15bg91 2 күн бұрын

Woah woah woah woah what

@ronttu1418 4 ай бұрын

"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits" PHONK PLAYS

@I.Love.Python 3 ай бұрын

Fu@k nah bro got me crying😭, then dying on the floor💀, then meeting death☠️, then seeing Jesus💀🙏

@henry8701 3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@user-vn4uf7mp8w 3 ай бұрын

out of all the onesi read i laugh to death on this

@Soldier_Sprout 3 ай бұрын

@@user-vn4uf7mp8wdid you shit today

@YO-BOY_PARKEZZ 3 ай бұрын

Fucking halores im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀

@kairosdoe386 8 ай бұрын

"It's not a war crime if you had fun" *Phonk plays*

@johnmarston8121 8 ай бұрын

--Anakin Skywalker

@GenStallion 8 ай бұрын

It's not one the first time.

@otsdarvafoxxfyre 8 ай бұрын

Warframe in a nutshell. That and Do you have epilepsy? Would you like to?

@nurhaqim7159 8 ай бұрын

Big smile from Yamerica

@Null82085 8 ай бұрын

@@otsdarvafoxxfyreMe when I shove a bunch of dudes into a tornado and my fox gives them all covid:

@YEYRR 7 күн бұрын

"i don't believe in human rights" is wild 💀

@weirdfairy 2 күн бұрын

What a zionist statement 😂

@VisualBasicYT Күн бұрын

Neither do I

@Rosette._.R Күн бұрын

Woman righs?-

@reidmessenger8099 22 сағат бұрын

What’s that

@BOSPALADIN0727 15 сағат бұрын

CCP in June 1989 be like:

@SCP-106 6 күн бұрын

“cannibals are just poor hungry people” *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

@sebitodesebuto3152 3 күн бұрын

THAT MAKES SENSE LMAO

@Wasted_VR 6 ай бұрын

“There’s laughter in manslaughter” *Phonk plays aggressively*

@T2518Live 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@PeaceOz_introv. 6 ай бұрын

Man+ laughter= Manslaughter. I guess a human laughs when they slaughter people,..

@michaeltima5007 6 ай бұрын

@@T2518Liveuuhh...

@Perfect.unsymmetry 4 ай бұрын

there sure is

@Axe-im8gc 4 ай бұрын

Mans laughter

@riotes111 5 ай бұрын

"Cannibalism solves both overpopulation and world hunger" PHONK PLAYS

@Sole_x_animations 5 ай бұрын

💀

@Toastymandias_ 5 ай бұрын

this comment is my entire vibe 27/7 you are amazing.

@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz 5 ай бұрын

@@Toastymandias_bro do you even know what 27/7 is? First of all that ain't even a real word it's 24/7

@Toastymandias_ 5 ай бұрын

@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀

@risalierisalie6314 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@wendymcfadden4854 8 күн бұрын

"I don't pay my taxes"(Police siren phonk)

@ra5732 3 күн бұрын

*"There's fun in Funeral."* *PHONK PLAYS*

@Zap_09 6 ай бұрын

"It Isn't homicide if your homie Isn't by your side" *Intense Phonk*

@nigidoujunior4376 6 ай бұрын

@DinkerPlays 6 ай бұрын

@@nigidoujunior4376 XD

@jeweliusnelson6405 6 ай бұрын

I’m dead bro 😂💀

@dildo_destroyer-445 6 ай бұрын

"swiss miss instant piss" Phonk music

@DinkerPlays 6 ай бұрын

@@dildo_destroyer-445 “Phone music “

@dinand28 8 ай бұрын

"Everything before 10 is breakfast" *Phonk starts playing*

@r.ordinary189 8 ай бұрын

This comment is perfect

@Azrael_Rhinco 8 ай бұрын

"The first meal of the Day is always Breakfast"

@doubleutubefan5 8 ай бұрын

So does it count for tomorrow at 10:01?

@Azrael_Rhinco 8 ай бұрын

@@doubleutubefan5 for my definition the day ends at midnight, so if you have your first meal of the day on 11:55pm, then that's breakfast!

@-.In.different.- 8 ай бұрын

@@Azrael_Rhincoyou mean 23:55?

@lifeofmemes7732 7 күн бұрын

"your honor , game is game" *Phonk intensifies*

@lextavactchi 3 күн бұрын

I will shit in your cereal *PHONK PLAYS*

@Biff-jl2xb 5 күн бұрын

"Wrestling is just sex minus the baby." *phonk blasts*

@kipie3906 8 ай бұрын

"Remember don't kill yourself because that shit kills you" *Phonk plays*

@nb70783 8 ай бұрын

Had me cracking up XDDD

@wak_as_ho 8 ай бұрын

@@nb70783😐

@CarterFootBum12 8 ай бұрын

@@wak_as_ho😐 indeed

@FlamOnVr 8 ай бұрын

@@CarterFootBum12😐 I Agree With You Bro

@Lightsaberrrrrrrrrrr 8 ай бұрын

@@FlamOnVrwhat he do

@leolin6841 Ай бұрын

“Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man” PHONK PLAYS

@mukundsadasivan6872 Ай бұрын

😂

@MARKY_D3 Ай бұрын

Wait

@N0th1ngto5eeh3re Ай бұрын

Brooo… 💀

@Meriadoc Ай бұрын

Well said. Genuinely.

@odinkizuko4598 Ай бұрын

Too dark

@ericsteven7864 3 күн бұрын

"If life has to be hard,I Can be harder " Harsh phonk music plays.

@Timotej-Ssss 5 күн бұрын

“Killing isn’t sending a person to death,it’s making it Sleep“ PHONK STARTS PLAYING

@keilanarellano3621 Күн бұрын

Bruh

@damientecher2152 Күн бұрын

was thinking sending him to Jesus 😂

@RealNinjaBrick 8 ай бұрын

“I took a shit in the sink.” *Intense phonk plays*

@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 8 ай бұрын

Matthew 5:27‭-‬30 Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊

@shlokwaghela9560 8 ай бұрын

@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesusI came in my pants

@Hindoshahr 8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@BritishIdiotFromEngland 8 ай бұрын

@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL.... SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH AAAA HOLY SHIT *I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall

@misterionorman9764 8 ай бұрын

Dang, that went hard 😢…

@mrac.. 8 ай бұрын

"I am wanted in 38 states for vehicular manslaughter" Phonk plays

@Yemyu_VR 8 ай бұрын

Underrated

@ComputerDude4671 8 ай бұрын

Underated

@tealraven6311 8 ай бұрын

and 12 more to go.

@s1016270706 8 ай бұрын

It ain’t underrated alright

@TheOkamiKage 8 ай бұрын

Those Just stop Oil turds prolly deserved it...oops

@kenaktas1591 8 күн бұрын

"if i say nothing nothing happens" *Phonk plays*

@contenduFN 7 күн бұрын

"my dad left me" PHONK PLAYS

@ScrimpleDimple 8 ай бұрын

“I committed 15 war crimes for some Percs” *Phonk music intensifies*

@SomeKoffee 8 ай бұрын

I stole your fuckin percs *Phonk music intensifies*

@vhbgp7767 8 ай бұрын

@@SomeKoffeeyou are gay now *Phonk music intensifies*

@Darkraiwithlegs 8 ай бұрын

I burned down an orphanage Phonk crescendos

@KingLoki7620 8 ай бұрын

I was one of victims of the war crimes my father is missing *Phonk music intensifies*

@SomeKoffee 8 ай бұрын

@@vhbgp7767uno reverse card mf *Phonk music intensifies*

@GoalOverlord 15 күн бұрын

"it's not slavery, it's helping people get work" •Phonk•

@hanseldsilva2393 12 күн бұрын

*unpaid *involuntary work 💀

@sticklyboi 12 күн бұрын

an internship that never ends

@Goofyahmc 11 күн бұрын

@@hanseldsilva2393mandatory volunteer

@ShadowZen-yn8po 11 күн бұрын

Wild💀

@elly-coney13._ 10 күн бұрын

get work with out pay, also u forgot to add the flogging, the r@pe, and....but it was funny lol

@EmpowermentEngine365 7 күн бұрын

"shes not dead, shes just sleeping" PHONK PLAYS

@TheTrustedHand 8 күн бұрын

"Aliens are kinda mid" Phonk starts playing

@TsulaAngenati2292 8 ай бұрын

This is exactly how my two brain cells discussed what phonk was after I learned who Dr.Livesey was

@antisanity_ 8 ай бұрын

same

@TheWickedSir 8 ай бұрын

@@antisanity_same

@rockystudiogaming 8 ай бұрын

*d u h*

@ByDav1Zz 8 ай бұрын

wow

@xao3264 8 ай бұрын

Dr who now?

@gracefulpumpkin2991 3 ай бұрын

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter" *Phonk plays*

@user-wc9rl6bo7s 3 ай бұрын

Man I'm dead

@holyelephantmg8838 3 ай бұрын

@@user-wc9rl6bo7sI would ask with laughter or literally, but I think the answer’s both

@mrmeeseeks982 3 ай бұрын

Drawn together huh😂

@seanadamz406 3 ай бұрын

That’s actually fire😂😂

@WideBo1 3 ай бұрын

Very true my friend

@iskanderzhus 9 күн бұрын

"youre honour she said she was 18" INTENSE PHONK PLAYS

@an0n_832 2 күн бұрын

”it aint child labor if an adult told you to” *phonk plays*

@coderxgamer 3 ай бұрын

"It's not a hate crime if you loved doing it"

@rockystudiogaming 3 ай бұрын

That's... Understandable sir, have a good day. -Random officer

@Platina_Leaf 3 ай бұрын

Bruh…. What

@mellodramaproductions 3 ай бұрын

OH NO 😂😂😂

@biasedferrarifan 3 ай бұрын

700th like

@__anti402__ 3 ай бұрын

I mean, you arent wrong

@keenanmcconnel2451 8 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna shit yourself." *EPIC PHONK BEAT DROPS*

@youtubescam7308 8 ай бұрын

That goes hard

@michellehybakken 8 ай бұрын

@@youtubescam7308me on the toilet

@AustinAndLucas 8 ай бұрын

@@scallywagwum2145why is you so mad Lil bro? 💀 Is Daddy not loving you enough?

@michellehybakken 8 ай бұрын

@@scallywagwum2145 what

@dhariamagalig6392 8 ай бұрын

@@scallywagwum2145bro its art like the video says

@GUAR_CB 5 күн бұрын

"If a chair is a chair then what is chair?" *PHONK PLAYS*

@constantinanghel1996 8 күн бұрын

"Murder is murder when u get caught by the police" •PHONK plays•

@moistboi4980 5 ай бұрын

"It's not blackmailing, it's just involuntary volunteering" *PHONK PLAYS*

@Nugget-Plays 5 ай бұрын

424 likes and no reply? lemme fix that

@UnmaskedY 5 ай бұрын

your profile...

@jshooa4840 5 ай бұрын

Teachers be like

@Regigigas_Legendary 5 ай бұрын

Furrys identify as Animals. Therefore furrys have no Human Rights. MONTAGEM starts playing

@FRESHhitsss69 5 ай бұрын

Volunteering involuntarily*

@Agent-472k 8 ай бұрын

"Remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught." *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIGIES*

@henonicks 8 ай бұрын

Noise*. It's not music, it's noise.

@iknorn9494 8 ай бұрын

God sends the most compelling propaganda to the craziest schizophrenics

@javieracevedo2362 8 ай бұрын

Lol, intensigies 😂😂😂

@Decade332 8 ай бұрын

This noise is to intensigies

@naintikrawat8509 8 ай бұрын

Phonk🗿

@user-tg7qd8dn5t 8 күн бұрын

"There are 2 kinds of people: those who agree with me and those locked in my basement" *PHONK PLAYS POWERFULLY*

@Demon_Lord_GaminG. 5 күн бұрын

"killing someone is called mudering " Phonk plays

@TheNashSquad 18 күн бұрын

"It's not assault when 2 pregnant women fight, it's a mech battle" *PHONK PLAYS*

@hgamer7116 12 күн бұрын

"pacific rim theme starts playing"

@Ricardo-nd6kl 12 күн бұрын

☠️☠️

@MichaelZepeda-gi7pw 11 күн бұрын

💀💀💀

@mcdonaldsgaming3974 11 күн бұрын

Nahh 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭

@RudoMike21 10 күн бұрын

What the fuck?

@TyTheGuyonUnite 8 ай бұрын

"Even as a Vtuber, Heavenly is still unable to get a maiden" *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@Maidenless1484 8 ай бұрын

Damm

@Ballunboy 8 ай бұрын

On bro 💀💀

@HappyGuy01345 8 ай бұрын

GODDD

@Just_a_passing_by_doctor 8 ай бұрын

yikes💀

@MuchHappyWolf 8 ай бұрын

Jesus, you killed him 💀

@ZoyasCrew Күн бұрын

"Its not stealing. Its borrowing without permission" *PHONK PLAYS*

@cristinasombelon2018 5 күн бұрын

As a phonk addict I can relate to this 😂

@JosukeHigashikataButPart4 8 ай бұрын

“Geneva Conventions are just Geneva Suggestions.” *EPIC PHONK PLAYS* Edit 1: holy sweet mother of Joseph, 69 replies

@clintelkins9630 8 ай бұрын

"I use the Geneva convention as a checklist" *Phonking intensifies*

@lppiche2916 8 ай бұрын

@@clintelkins9630dayum...😂

@ballistickbutcrack2397 8 ай бұрын

"I agree" *PHONK PLAYS*

@vintage-radio 8 ай бұрын

@@ballistickbutcrack2397"true" PHONK PLAYS

@triples3273 8 ай бұрын

As a Canadian, that 1 is just plain accurate for me

@imakira21 8 ай бұрын

“My blood is a controlled substance in THIRTY-NINE STATES” *Insert Phonk music*

@Azuraerae 8 ай бұрын

Max0r w

@frostwolf2175 8 ай бұрын

This isn't True Blood

@aregulargamer9908 8 ай бұрын

"My blood gave a vampire second hand fetal alcohol syndrome."

@PurpleJak3 8 ай бұрын

No that's not Phonk that Ponk

@SkelewizardTheGreat 8 ай бұрын

I GOT IT I tickle children’s pickles Insert phonk music MAMA HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES FOR SAYING SOME PEDO STUFF💀

@wolfx1t 7 күн бұрын

“Bombing a different country is making a bigger surprise” “PHONK PLAYS”

@BKPlayz1 7 күн бұрын

WORD

@LenLen9292Roblox 5 күн бұрын

Even years later, legend has it they are still listening to this very day.

@CHAOSKING04 7 ай бұрын

"It isn't homicide without a homie by your side" *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@fakeFusionZGamer 7 ай бұрын

NAHHHH LMFAOO

@Squished_adam254 7 ай бұрын

True

@toprakdemirkol7547 7 ай бұрын

@@Squished_adam254🗿

@I_like_stuff1511 7 ай бұрын

@@toprakdemirkol7547🗿

@maskedman0677 7 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@user-kz5fq8tq5l 8 ай бұрын

"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are." abnormally intense phonk begins playing

@simplysmiley4670 8 ай бұрын

Thanks man

@YourAverageIdiotfromASIA 8 ай бұрын

@@simplysmiley4670it ain't gonna be pleasant at all 💀

@charliedulol 8 ай бұрын

nah man, it's the deeper one that plays, phonk doesn't quite cut it with that raw power

@ArioTBP 8 ай бұрын

Why did you have to curse me first thing in the morning?

@grimsladeleviathan3958 8 ай бұрын

Hey thanks, you too * metal phonk plays *

@reet6198 5 күн бұрын

It's not murdering, it's the way to fly PHONK PLAYS

@baxabaxabaxabaxabaxabaxa 8 ай бұрын

badger is just collecting all the gym badges of animation and editing right now edit: so my comments are just so on the same wavelength as half of this community that i get 12k likes in 18 hours? pretty cool. keep em comin please

@MrJakeros 8 ай бұрын

He's got a serious challenge ahead of him in terms of being the "master" *cough* Max0r*

@chargamr3554 8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@bubachubb 8 ай бұрын

Wdum animation he uses body suits to track his motion, not animation

@Venum64 8 ай бұрын

@bubachubb what u on about in a video he said he used to to that but now he animates because it hurt too much to keep falling down

@KingGamer-ww8nh 8 ай бұрын

Facts

@THE_Metal_Sonic1 8 ай бұрын

“No bitches?” *INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*

@didistone8482 8 ай бұрын

*Noise

@LifeOnTheGame 8 ай бұрын

@@didistone8482 Art*

@badzylla2072 8 ай бұрын

Best usage of phonk i've ever seen

@shauryagabhane5828 8 ай бұрын

You mean "I got no Botchs" _phonk intensifies_

@harriet-x.x 8 ай бұрын

"No dad?" *SUPER INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*

@user-pt8my5bp5z Күн бұрын

"I burnt an adoption center today" PHONK PLAYS

@Sahiru. 15 сағат бұрын

"Playing games is not time waste, it's just enjoying Your life" PHONK PLAYS

@sicklelkcis 8 ай бұрын

"It still counts as a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses" *Phonk plays*

@arandomperso4438 8 ай бұрын

Underrated, only 0 likes, first like.

@sansdean 8 ай бұрын

You have a point...

@justamatchstick7535 8 ай бұрын

well, you know... a tree falls in a forest kinda thing....this is surprisingly deeper than i thought at first😅

@Ammiad 8 ай бұрын

Actually how I play mgs

@ACAcarriAb 8 ай бұрын

Splinter cell be like

@drazoric2275 8 ай бұрын

I didn't kill your parents, I merely made your backstory more compelling. *Phonk plays.*

@TheMandaloreFett 8 ай бұрын

Joe, chill.😂

@ronit9141 8 ай бұрын

i killed a person with a knife *Phonk plays.*

@Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series 8 ай бұрын

Dam batman isn't breaking his no kill policy he just simply not using it anymore.

@Blynded 8 ай бұрын

Ayoooo? Like this shit.

@CturiX.IREALLY 8 ай бұрын

"I didnt make you an orphan, i made you a superhero"

@pumpuikanoknooch4849 12 сағат бұрын

"Global warming is just cooking my proteins well done" *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

@user-du7cg9vr9d 8 ай бұрын

Unironically goes hard as fuck

@L.S-D 8 ай бұрын

Phuck*

@bennetsheckells6741 8 ай бұрын

I mean, fuck _does_ go pretty hard

@el-rey-de-la-droga 8 ай бұрын

But fucking is

@Kiwivr1028 8 ай бұрын

🤨

@el-rey-de-la-droga 8 ай бұрын

Holy shit that was fast

@ramirocuellar7441 8 ай бұрын

_"S W A W S"_ *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@user-so5nm9ii8k 8 ай бұрын

No just no

@AgentSSS 8 ай бұрын

yes, just yes.

@honooryu5374 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely

@crackhead2734 8 ай бұрын

Roflcopter

@grimsladeleviathan3958 8 ай бұрын

* cool poses while phonk music builds up * Swaws * phonk beat drop *

@diogobernardo5223 3 күн бұрын

"It ain't a hate crime if i enjoy doing it" *PHONK PLAYS*

@BlazeRift 12 күн бұрын

“It’s not a murder, it’s called permanent sleep” *PHONK PLAYS*

@meganfoley1651 12 күн бұрын

lol ur right tho I laughed at this 20 times lol

@HiZad087 7 күн бұрын

lol

@SadRad1 8 ай бұрын

"i f*cking hate myself" *Phonk music goes 100 volume*

@ratstapler8501 8 ай бұрын

That is indeed the stupidest thought that could come to mind

@loganplays42 8 ай бұрын

Damn

@danielthe3rd367 8 ай бұрын

That's deep.

@jesusmendoza297 8 ай бұрын

I really feel that

@lamamadelamamadelamamama 8 ай бұрын

I agree

@maxsim4522 Күн бұрын

"Can't have a funeral without fun" phonk plays

@skylarsobczak8040 Күн бұрын

"It's not a crime if I don't get caught" *Phonk plays*

@YouAreShortLikeABaka 8 ай бұрын

"Drowning babies in bleach is ok." *PHONK MUSIC ENGAGED*

@BlueStellarGaming 8 ай бұрын

thats true tho

@stresslevel1009 8 ай бұрын

@@BlueStellarGaming🤨

@EggsorceNutcaseMcGuee 8 ай бұрын

NOOO THIS IS TAKEN TOO FAR

@kuropulse 8 ай бұрын

@@EggsorceNutcaseMcGueenahhhhh i do it too

@kuropulse 8 ай бұрын

@@Kryst1xsame with little brother

@Transformers-Robotsindisguise 8 ай бұрын

“You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter” *Phonk plays*

@brysuagar6520 8 ай бұрын

ooh, that's a classic

@abominations-cool9 8 ай бұрын

UNDERRATED MAN

@Railroadboi 8 ай бұрын

@theoneandonlymr.l1719 8 ай бұрын

NOOOOOOO

@watergaming7499 8 ай бұрын

@@Railroadboio

@user-ks3fn5qu3r 7 күн бұрын

"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits" Phonk plays

@frenchfries_1234 6 сағат бұрын

"I am not french fries l am polish fries" PHONK PLAYS

@faerexedo416 7 ай бұрын

"Stealth was an option." Phonk plays

@heatbringerroblox2177 7 ай бұрын

Wow

@UnluckyLeo1 7 ай бұрын

wow

@CS_Mango 7 ай бұрын

"stealth was never an option" *phonk plays

@justazarcwithmustache 7 ай бұрын

"Slavery was a good system" *phonks play*

@octane9966 7 ай бұрын

I'm the one motherfucker who always takes the stealth route

@Cobra_Channel 3 ай бұрын

"Its not robbing if its already been purchased" *PHONK PLAYS*

@joebrito3192 3 ай бұрын

It's not a robbery if I already claimed your stuff as mine PHONK PLAYS

@Cobra_Channel 3 ай бұрын

@@joebrito3192 LoL

@rockystudiogaming 3 ай бұрын

@@joebrito3192*OUR STUFF*

@ronelgabriola1521 3 ай бұрын

woah😮

@ApocalypseBirb 3 ай бұрын

"AK comes before 47." *PHONK PLAYS*

@MetalPipeCat Күн бұрын

*clears throat* balls PHONK PLAYS

@IMJUSTAGIRLUWU Күн бұрын

“Age is just a number” *phonk plays*

@st.paddymad7085 8 ай бұрын

“I don’t believe in human rights” Same, dude.

@theonlytnargmatt 8 ай бұрын

Human rights are cringe and warcrimes are based.

@hypelei1554 8 ай бұрын

Yessss

@alejosubo 8 ай бұрын

🗿

@crownedshyness9656 8 ай бұрын

Based

@je2848 8 ай бұрын

Humans aren't people and don't deserve rights.

@Pantsinabucket 5 ай бұрын

“It’s called a war crime because it’s not a real crime.” *PHONK PLAYS*

@georgemorgan6460 5 ай бұрын

@Goose22jh 5 ай бұрын

he didn't he just made it better my nigga @@Anatapsii PHONK PLAYS

@fear4201 5 ай бұрын

Wow that’s to far bucko chill out that word is a no no

@Anatapsii 5 ай бұрын

@@Goose22jh well good game

@TapokPremium 5 ай бұрын

it's not a war crime if you had fun))0)

@AroshXD5K 6 сағат бұрын

"ban world hunger is which makes me Bun Ger 💀" *INSANE PHONK PLAYS*

@GillesBrightwater 3 күн бұрын

"It's fun until everyone laughing except you" *PHONK PLAY

@kujouokumura7300 8 ай бұрын

"If violence doesn't solve your problem, you're simply not using enough of it" Phonk plays

@TrxshNightmare 8 ай бұрын

Lmao

@lolbitmanss_ 8 ай бұрын

Police officers: *furious typing*

@user-lf8ip2nd1i 8 ай бұрын

Well this is just true😂

@sicklelkcis 8 ай бұрын

if gun not enough, use more gun

@twerkingallday 8 ай бұрын

"I had sex with 400 minors" *phonk*

@ROBINHOOR10 14 минут бұрын

Robbery is an job were you risk your life, different from the rest. *PHONK PLAYS*

@sadsuitcase4924 2 күн бұрын

"I violated 49 laws" p h o n k s. P l a y s

@stormistik 8 ай бұрын

“Children in the dark make mistakes, and mistakes in the dark make children” *PHONK ESCALATES* Edit: hmoly shiyt thats a lot of likes than usual wow tysm

@dammipiss4084 8 ай бұрын

Bto that is hard

@Bananaeeee-e-eeeeee 8 ай бұрын

NAAAHHAHHHHHH WTF I CHOKED HAHEHWUWJJWNENEJS

@mischievouslittlegoober 8 ай бұрын

Since when did lil bro get access to internet😭🔥🔥 gotta put some 💧 on that burn 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏

@GamingwolfZJ 8 ай бұрын

Same with the back seat in the car

@weirdguy1495 8 ай бұрын

This is so stupid that it warps around to genius.

@ProAreCool2 5 күн бұрын

"9/11 was an inside job" **PHONK START PLAYING**

@Bread_VR169 6 күн бұрын

9/11 is an outside job PHONK PLAYS

@RandomAccounte11 8 ай бұрын

"I buried five people in my basement back in 1987." *Phonk music plays* Edit: I accidentally summoned a whole fanbase by putting 1987 in my comment

@wasas3877 8 ай бұрын

@@DIVOX24 that's tough bro

@trollpatrol1177 8 ай бұрын

666 likes at this time. Enjoy it while it lasts

@EggUps 8 ай бұрын

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87

@Ibrahimayas444 8 ай бұрын

@@DIVOX24how much is the pay "PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFS"

@goIden.freddy 8 ай бұрын

@@Ibrahimayas444like $120

@Primaldiver 8 ай бұрын

"That white stuff in your croissant isn't cream." PHONK INTENSIFIES

@faced-emoji 8 ай бұрын

Now that’s foul bro 🗿🗿🗿

@Yuri_mf 8 ай бұрын

Now that make it even better🗿

@GKC101 8 ай бұрын

This is one of the only good ones I’ve seen so far 😂💀

@Primaldiver 8 ай бұрын

@@GKC101 Thanks, I took a long 12 seconds coming up with it!

@Primaldiver 8 ай бұрын

@@Wes_gaming2671 Well, i switch teams.

@mjn300 5 күн бұрын

"its not Guenevva convention, its Guenevva Sugestion" *phonk plays*

@Mr.Popo616 5 күн бұрын

Kidnapping is surprise adoption **phonk plays**

@TheRandomCooker6834 8 ай бұрын

"It's stealth if no one lives to tell about it" *INSANE BASS PHONK*

@magmat0585 8 ай бұрын

That's not Phonk, that's just the Steiner Scout Squad walking towards you

@Azrage 8 ай бұрын

Ultimately, it makes no difference whether nobody saw you or only bodies saw you...

@jesusdiazflores5328 8 ай бұрын

A fellow loud heister

@flixical2624 8 ай бұрын

captain winters

@ErickGameplaysN64 8 ай бұрын

Me playing RDR2 fr

@alreynante3525 8 ай бұрын

"Remember kids, stealing is just sharing without the consent." *Phonk music goes HARD*

@md3d519 8 ай бұрын

So its just pocket raping

@rjtrageser9884 8 ай бұрын

What are kleptomaniacs then?

@alreynante3525 8 ай бұрын

@@rjtrageser9884 Liberals

@alreynante3525 8 ай бұрын

@@md3d519 Its not pocket raping if they didn't say no.

@iBuyKetamine 8 ай бұрын

@@md3d519pocket raping 💀

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet Күн бұрын

I genuinely think this dude should be a voice actor his voice is so nice

@jefferyisnotball 6 күн бұрын

"I just s my pants" *PHONK PLAYS*

@rayano_ou1547 3 ай бұрын

"Srry i got to take a shit" *PHONK PLAYS*

@JustANormalClive 3 ай бұрын

This was not funny bro

@R4ndOMNguy 3 ай бұрын

@@JustANormalCliveGo back to reading your newspaper

@singhji_437 3 ай бұрын

Comedy coming in 5 business days

@Slippysalsa 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@axellmorren347 3 ай бұрын

Rick Sanchez?

@Aagent-1 Ай бұрын

"It's not Manslaughter if it's a woman" PHONK PLAYS

@confused_cat984 21 күн бұрын

Omg rel

@knight_x_slayer 20 күн бұрын

💀

@nightmaretoothless 20 күн бұрын

Yeah, it'd be called "womanslaughter" of it was a woman

@captgooey 20 күн бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎

@H0SANNA 20 күн бұрын

womanslaughter

@NeonWorldYT 3 күн бұрын

"age is just a number" Phonk Plays

@d4rln_snstr534 29 минут бұрын

"Your honor, how could it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?" *PHONK PLAYS*

@ThatGuyMemes 3 ай бұрын

“If there’s no cashiers at the counter, it’s free” INTENSE PHONK PLAYS

@Mihim373 3 ай бұрын

LOL

@kayleyuta7072 3 ай бұрын

It would be funny if someone tried that at Walmart. 🤣🤣

@I............. 3 ай бұрын

I’m going to try that next time at apple

@kritwot141 8 ай бұрын

"It's not a hate crime if you love doing it" EPIC PHONK PLAYS

@DailyDemon 8 ай бұрын

Nah this sh*t better blow up😂

@bryanmoylan642 8 ай бұрын

Lol@@DailyDemon

@bryanmoylan642 8 ай бұрын

It better cause that i good@@DailyDemon

@emmanuellawal2694 8 ай бұрын

I'm gassed 😂💀

@Angel43189 8 ай бұрын

So its just a crime?

@itang2224 6 күн бұрын

"It's not a scam, it's called a suprise demands"

@sussygojira4121 8 ай бұрын

"It's not child labor, it's fair job enlistment." **drops the most dangerously hard phonk beat**

@equinox2655 8 ай бұрын

I wish child labor was allowed. I would love to work a manual job but I can’t cause of those fucking laws

@barrymckockiner3047 8 ай бұрын

Equal opportunity employment

@Tiwxy 8 ай бұрын

@@barrymckockiner3047 we can earn ROBUX???

@scribblord2970 8 ай бұрын

its not child labor if i dont pay them

@adammcclung431 8 ай бұрын

I looked at the first comment closed and then at the split second I seen child labor and I reopened the comments and I laughed so hard

@ameerhaidernawabkhan3553 22 минут бұрын

'It's not kidnapping if the kid isn't napping' *PHONK INTENSIFIES*