Coney is a watchmojo react channel disguised as a smash caster

Coney's justification for not beating Castlevania SotN is one of the biggest copes I've heard in my life

5:55 The thing they left out about the rhythm game fight at the end is that it's actually stupidly hard to beat.

As a UK person, Nando's is good because it's well seasoned chicken, which is a rarity for us

18:13 I'm always a fan of when fiction tries to explain weird phenomenon by integrating it into it's narrative (In Dr. Who dust particles are actually carnivorous monsters). In Yugioh 5Ds, the Nazca Lines are essentially fancy looking satan summoning circles that sacrifice the souls of the living to summon deities, and because this is Yugioh, this is all done in service of playing a singular children's trading card.

I absolutely think that Coney should just play through the rest of Nier: Automata off camera, and the next time it's brought up, he just says "Yeah, I did the rest of it, it's alright."

The Jinjo bit had me dead

Massive Coney Fan

"It's done, at last" Never played the game but that ending just seems so weird. Also Ken Jeong being mad is reasonable, like why the hell is Guliani doing there on a game show when he was embroiled in controversy. Glad the Jinjo bit at Stonehenge made it in. That shit was funny.

the fact that the eternal flame needs to be reignited from time to time means they actually just lied.

Coney learning about Drakengard is the best crossover I’ve seen in a while

From Britain, Nandos is some premium dining, proper banging meal, must say

I think for one of my weirdest game endings, I’m gonna say nicktoons attack of the toybots, it’s built up like the villain is gonna do some big evil plot but at the very end it just turns out to be a game show he entered and lost and that it. Game just ends kinda out of nowhere in my opinion

The Witness was fun to play with friends. Super pretentious but good puzzles.

Never watching Coney without ad block again

UK fella here. The Nando's meme was popular around 2016-ish, but I know timezones mean you probably only just heard about it recently.

Coney is the best ngl. Still makes my boomer soul laugh

The hell happened in FEAR that bro had to skip?

I think david cage’s first game was called omicron or something. But for those who haven’t seen it, there’s a point in Fahrenheit where your character and another guy just inexplicably start mid-air fist fighting like it’s dbz and it’s the funniest shit ever

They saw 4 judges and thought. We need Another One

I'm surprised FF8 wasn't on the weirdest endings list. That shit is so weird there's entire websites dedicated to demystifying it.

Wait what happened in fear 2? Wtf? Edit: oooh oh fuck that's so weird, it's just straight up rape

Can't believe Mojo put a thumbnail of a funny tree and then immediately led with archaeological conspiracy theories

the "eternal flame" that needs to be reignited is killing me 💀💀💀

Needed this tbh

Aah, the doggy credits, a top ten staple, even featured on the legendary DerKegy Easter Egg show

nandos in the UK is a bit different, although i think it likely comes down to different tastes. In america things are generally a lot sweeter whereas in the UK we are used to food being a bit saltier, could contribute. Also its a bargain for the meal you get

1:06 Coney: Mad that the ending was half an hour long Me: absolutely fuming that I to disable like 30 Metal gear rays ALONE with just stinger missiles while tried to curb stomp me and rain rockets down on me.

Thank goodness this came, beginning of the week necessitates content.

To explain the Nazca Lines right now, uh i think it’s probably just art brother if i was in 500BC and had free time id probably make some giant rock carvings too

Thanks for letting me do the live cringe confession a few days ago again

22:19 sounded exactly like Horton Hears a Who lol

ReactMojo hot off the press just in time for lunch could not have been timed better 🗣️📈💯

Fellas! Giuliani goin crazy

I enjoyed The Witness. But I don't remember the ending. Probably because it was so random. As for the Metal Gear cutscenes being half an hour that reminds me of when I first finished the 2019 Blair Witch game. You get to the house that's at the end of The Blair Witch Project and Blair Witch (2016) thinking okay the games nearly over. It was like 11 PM and I told myself I was just gonna beat the game now. That house segment took another two or three hours.

I gotta be honest, rudy giuliani has been completely wiped from my mind I totally forgot who that is

Nando's like like an inbetween of fast food and sit down restaurant so its quite popular with brithish working class people as a good meal out - Bri'ish person

the theatre king thing made me think of balan wonderland

I got the witness ending immediately on my first playthrough. I never played the game after that

from the UK and I can confirm that we love nandos cause its prime dining

The jinjo is killing me

So i just watched the fear 2 ending and uh What the fuck??? Im tryna understand it

8:31 his ass is NOT ready to find out about the nomad soul

So for context nandos is a british restaurant chain and the term "cheeky nandos with da lads" became famous because americans couldnt understand at it all So nandos has become famous as "british resturant that americans dont have" Despite the fact that its very unbritish food

I got really mad when he said X Files was's great and we had to deal with it in the 90's, but he redeemed himself with the bit about hearing eastern island heads speaking. 😂😂😂😂😂

CONEY UPLOAD YIPPEEE

Fun Fact on the sister show The Masked Dancer Had A fursuit made for it from a fursuit maker.

Simon saw that chicken and though he need 4 more

I feel like I can call you Zac because I'm named Zack. Anyway. Zac got a haircut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm so disappointed that the "oldest male stripper" from one of the early AGT seasons didn't make the list. I spent the whole segment of this video waiting for him to appear.

For the Twitch viewers. What day was this particular video streamed?

The Witness is only good if you like hard puzzle games. The story has zero purpose of being there, but the puzzles are great if you have the mind for them.

7:17 for "what the dog doin"

Once i saw the title card, i knew it was a WatchMojo video

9:10 Oh God, she thinks she's going home later 😢

hello coney, resident brit here! I've lowkey never nandos n i dunno whats up with it either

Dude I wish I had a gold buzzer so I could give it to some random shit like a chicken playing the piano for SURE.

I'm not that into acapella but smooth mcgroove is cool...

Yo coney you ever hear of Spud! or The Quivering? Both point and clicks that are a time if you want to fall into weird rabbit holes

A cheeky Nando's is appreciated in the UK because its the small bit of spice we decide to have, despite our history

nah dude the witness is hype

What the dog doing??!!

Man metal gear is weird, good shit tho I should play them more

Coney thinks when you kill mom in the binding of Isaac you win.

Coney putting a #funny tag on his own video

good movie coney

Look up Street combat in the SNES.

I played The Witness and I never got that ending.

nandos hits diff

Even more of a massive coney fan

Saying you beat nier Autonoma after only getting ending A is like saying you beat Sonic Adventure 2 while beating just hero mode.

Bro nando's has got some good tasting food. As a spice lover even I'm confused at to why people I this country love nando's as one of their main selling points is the spice levels in their food. Coney when you next come to thee UK. Go to a nando's

Damn I thought from the title/ thumbnail that it’d be wheel champ. When’s the next one, anyone know?

Nandos looks pretty great tbh

9:31 isn't that the guy from toy story 2

4:25 I remember an oldish Extra Credits vid that talked about this game. iirc, the game is about personal obsession of some kind? The game has you do fairly simple puzzles in special boards that make sense to inform the player of where they are. But at several moments there’s puzzles that are in the world around you and you have to view the environment in specific ways in order to see and interact with them The video that plays is what the creator of the game sees in everyday life, where these puzzles are everywhere and you’re supposed to understand since he was training you to see the same puzzle in the real world. A better way to explain it; y’know how when the Among Us brain rot was at an all time high and people saw Crewmates in objects like fire extinguishers, trash cans, mailboxes, etc? He was trying to make that, but on purpose

That Limbo of the Lost ending gives me mad final episode of Evangelion vibes....

more importantly than have people found the jinjo on stone henge i want to know if people found the mumbo skull. a jinjos give you is a puzzle piece no one needs that shit i want to turn into a 1 meter tall bee at whenever i want to

The witness is good I don’t even consider that the real ending it’s just an Easter egg

Nier automata looks so fun

Watch MOJO intended target Is just Coney

Man didn't even get a ending for sav1 and sav2 he doesn't play games he rage quit them he would probably call marion3 terrible

Ah, the age old question: 7:18

2:54 THIS GAME RELEASED IN 2001

I'm from UK and I feel like cheeky nandos is a dead meme over here now honestly. Was fun at it's peak but it's pretty much simmered down at this point. At least it feels like that to me anyway.

Fresh content!

Mojo time baybay!!!!

Nandos is fucking so good. I had no idea it was in America though.

Nandos is pretty good, they have nice sauces!

7:18

I forgot about drakengard, what a fucked up game

Fellas ❤

All endings in Drakengard Are canon. Ending A leads to Drakengard 2 Ending B and C are the apocalypse of that universe. Ending D "chill beats to end time to" Ending E has Caim falling to the NieR universe. I beat Drakengard last year (all endings) and it's honestly the greatest game I've ever played. People over exaggerate how bad the combat is so much I went in expecting the worst and found it was just mediocre so it felt great.

Nier automata ending K is really beautiful though

W CONEY👏 W CONEY 👏

Isn't the ending the same as its beginning, based on Clockwork Orange?

> FEAR 2 ending, Coney says "Oh No, I think we have to cut this one out from KZfaq, even though it is in WatchMojo" "Huh, I think he had said something like that in previous videos but still had got away with it lol" > Actually cuts to the next part "Wait a minute what"- go back to the beginning of the bit and reads the title of the ending " *...OH NO WHAT THE* "

Nandos just be good

Kermit the snail

Guys it would be really funny if we gave this video more views than that high-effort brawl video he just put out that would be super funny i think