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@Danny-Gonzalez 4 жыл бұрын
so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.
@captain.capybara 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed
@sidneybloch9352 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u
@denizie 4 жыл бұрын
omg throw the whole devil away
@Miahxdaphne 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez rip dude
@Lily-je6ci 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hell no
@owen-cu6gr 4 жыл бұрын
*Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."
@cooledicecubes2805 4 жыл бұрын
owen alioto r/cursedcomments
@Finfinteo 4 жыл бұрын
@@cooledicecubes2805 that... Isn't how it works
@cooledicecubes2805 4 жыл бұрын
kirbyfan1023 I know this isn’t reddit
@cxutiee5581 4 жыл бұрын
i-
@jaidrn_ 4 жыл бұрын
You- You- you cant do this
@ikomadearest7871 4 жыл бұрын
Baby: * sees man outside * Baby: *its mighty morphing time*
@ri7591 4 жыл бұрын
@weirdo on the internet shrek: DONKAYYYYY
@remadodo 4 жыл бұрын
YEAHHH XD
@jordyn1902 4 жыл бұрын
m o r p h
@starstruckbunny2 4 жыл бұрын
scarletfacee lol same that’s the first thing I noticed
@imhereforfun4300 4 жыл бұрын
oh sh*t im the 3k liker
@muttofanopossum5639 Жыл бұрын
Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.
@solarenoi Жыл бұрын
oh god, well i hope you find it :”D
@Geothefrog5678 Жыл бұрын
Holy sht why would you say that that’s so scary!
@cryingchild4209 Жыл бұрын
good luck
@jayfeather2983 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, good luck
@dingdawng Жыл бұрын
Gotta throw the whole bed out now
@swigglyforce5215 Жыл бұрын
the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Жыл бұрын
Huh that's interesting
@vivishii_ Жыл бұрын
“landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would
@noonelooksatusers Жыл бұрын
That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol
@RobertMcBride-is-cool Жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.
@kreizix 11 ай бұрын
where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there
@andrew-km8rw 4 жыл бұрын
baby: * sees man walking* ight imma head out.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 жыл бұрын
The memes are looking good this year
@lwtdiablo6562 4 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS FUNNYJDMSKSKDKDKSKKSKFMMFJFJCD
@lukathebazooka6518 4 жыл бұрын
Lol copier
@pen0va778 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@thatskai3070 4 жыл бұрын
Copykitty
@kayleewilson3540 4 жыл бұрын
“the devil’s really shy” hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝
@headintheclouds7905 4 жыл бұрын
He's a quirky king
@puffy77 4 жыл бұрын
We stan Lucifer
@rhea7035 4 жыл бұрын
😝🤠😎
@lauratroy13 4 жыл бұрын
Danny obviously never watched supernatural
@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 4 жыл бұрын
He’s a quirky ol fellow
@gigicilla7 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something
@negligible_reality 7 ай бұрын
yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!
@aurorasmith745 5 ай бұрын
I had a six-year-old ask me why eating people is illegal, and an almost two-year-old tell me that his daddy is in the vents. I work in a daycare.
@jozefienvoets2744 Жыл бұрын
“Mr sandman….stole all my sand” This made me laugh to the point of choking on my own saliva
@snailb0y Ай бұрын
that’s what happened to the old outro song 😔
@fruityfish4623 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur The Devil: ASMR
@CristinaB228 4 жыл бұрын
"Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅
@anaisolivia145 4 жыл бұрын
the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻
@zani2693 28 күн бұрын
So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!
@candacenicole7972 4 жыл бұрын
I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis
@lydiabachi7653 4 жыл бұрын
Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME
@fanfandom551 4 жыл бұрын
Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas
@user-sd1nf1cp2c 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@tkorde8988 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho
@pantrymonster 4 жыл бұрын
@@fanfandom551 Yee Yee?
@informalnarwhals 9 ай бұрын
6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥
@negligible_reality 7 ай бұрын
i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)
@informalnarwhals 7 ай бұрын
@@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol
@sleepyrose69 6 ай бұрын
@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.
@yowieyahoo 5 ай бұрын
@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo
@projecty.b.t.f.c 2 ай бұрын
If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe
@crystalgoddess4085 8 ай бұрын
The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.
@nataliemoreira6594 3 жыл бұрын
When the mom throws the baby out of the window The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"
@charlotteewilson 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha i got this
@melt.3568 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo oh yesss
@ignbqsil 3 жыл бұрын
what video is that from
@daylilyanimation8939 3 жыл бұрын
@@ignbqsil from the "Swiped" review
@kaiden3ds95 3 жыл бұрын
I lol’d
@user-fv3qj7xh6r 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else
@francomasiniofficial 3 жыл бұрын
we are the only ones who deserved it
@imzipperoni 3 жыл бұрын
We were doomed from the start
@mothman1657 3 жыл бұрын
i like your pfp
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense, we deserve it lol
@user-fv3qj7xh6r 3 жыл бұрын
@@mothman1657 thanks !!!!
@ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu 9 ай бұрын
“Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀
@skyhideaway Жыл бұрын
I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.
@candlecove7590 Жыл бұрын
tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph
@Cowboy-Bi-bop Жыл бұрын
I mean yeah he probably could have
@thenonfurry Жыл бұрын
@@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-
@gilbert4394 Жыл бұрын
An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus
@gilbert4394 Жыл бұрын
Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?
@idk_wtf_i_am_ 4 жыл бұрын
"Mr.Sandman stole all my sand." ~Danny Gonzalez 2019
@grosebud4721 4 жыл бұрын
Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos
@slatt674 4 жыл бұрын
“Why are there so many quotes?” ~Cyprius
@Neon-vh3pe 4 жыл бұрын
“Copyright strike him.” -UMG
@dweagon 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it sand man
@bopha9276 3 жыл бұрын
“What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?” Hera.
@embergacha7876 3 жыл бұрын
Hera: Y E E T U S , G R O W N F E T U S
@bopha9276 3 жыл бұрын
Hera: BYE BYE HEPHAESTUS.
@phoebusapollo9269 3 жыл бұрын
Diana Rosales Be Careful how you speak Foolish Mortals!
@bopha9276 3 жыл бұрын
@Phoebus Apollo dude I thought you were cool
@parnikajaiswal3693 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@iqbalbahar3583 Жыл бұрын
The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”
@e.n8461 3 жыл бұрын
I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.
@kathleenbryan9830 3 жыл бұрын
So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰
@cherrish1615 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap man, only for weeks? i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story
@cherrish1615 3 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr
@inugamiwang9704 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even look at an alligator now
@yqbzrxs 3 жыл бұрын
Why would you do that anyway
@xandram4715 4 жыл бұрын
"When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself." Danny sees drew
@raz1338 4 жыл бұрын
IttocsamA 23 💀
@kaelaus 4 жыл бұрын
Drew:*see’s Danny* Danny:well hello Drew:HeLlO :) Danny: 0.o
@talia4868 4 жыл бұрын
more like he sees craig
@justwannafreefx9419 4 жыл бұрын
No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis
@johannaerl3050 4 жыл бұрын
Drew sees John Mulaney
@experiences7872 Жыл бұрын
The troxler effect is very real, works WAY better in a dark room though.
@micahfoley9572 Жыл бұрын
back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.
@kh6853 10 ай бұрын
Why would you want that?
@micahfoley9572 10 ай бұрын
@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too. There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol
@gusqoi 4 жыл бұрын
danny: i’m too lazy to google it also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor
@goldylocks1775 4 жыл бұрын
Just fact checked it. It's true 🥶
@uh3336 4 жыл бұрын
Boo
@travisanderson7369 4 жыл бұрын
haunted by juice hi
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 жыл бұрын
It's called priorities
@bxn141 4 жыл бұрын
Goldy Locks I’m not going to I’m too lazy
@basicallystevenuniverse511 3 жыл бұрын
Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.
@illegalpancakes9289 3 жыл бұрын
How many grains have you counted?
@Broccolie 3 жыл бұрын
@@illegalpancakes9289 at least five
@43dotpng 3 жыл бұрын
same...im on 10^60
@43dotpng 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED
@the_floridian_human2603 3 жыл бұрын
@Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!
@vikaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
8:50 I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure this story is actually true. The family did try to scrub the faces off of the floor, but it didn’t work. The faces would start to look more and more like an actual face as time went on, and eventually they disappeared. This continued for a while. When they cut the cement out, the face stopped forming, and didn’t disappear, leaving the stain as it was. There’s some more details I’ve forgotten, but it really is an interesting story.
@witchychris5244 11 ай бұрын
Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community
@izceray 4 жыл бұрын
The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.
@dgdlovebot 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@addangel 4 жыл бұрын
I understood and enjoyed this reference
@angelvu 4 жыл бұрын
lol I wonder how the weather is up there
@kitwarrior4life124 4 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAH!
@belle6624 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh
@sophiab6239 4 жыл бұрын
Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not* Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*
@laintripp 4 жыл бұрын
😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job
@miriamfuchs1065 4 жыл бұрын
Sophia Bellini
@paarthania3694 4 жыл бұрын
@@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD
@somekidwithacomputer2939 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum
@convictpf 4 жыл бұрын
s t o l e n
@luluchanandetsi 5 ай бұрын
"the devil's really shy" my favorite phrase now
@GibusWearingMann Жыл бұрын
shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years
@FightFlix_ 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman” Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked
@AlekaiCottontail4711 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the old outro but the new ones good too
@maryy2077 4 жыл бұрын
Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z
@catfaceman1669 4 жыл бұрын
My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.
@taylrorol 4 жыл бұрын
The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up
@benaronson2410 4 жыл бұрын
@@catfaceman1669 same
@jojosnans 4 жыл бұрын
TVs: *shut down * People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan
@Azerty13_ 4 жыл бұрын
People: Yup, that's Satan all right! definitely not just a power cut or someone screwing around with the electricity! It's Satan! :D
@gachastuffz8705 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *likes comment*
@srilakshminalamati5402 4 жыл бұрын
lol r u a boy
@youtubesbastard 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe a Morgz video started playing.
@lilyreacts7988 4 жыл бұрын
We all know that it was a power cut
@Dallas_-lx6vj Жыл бұрын
An actual spoopy fact is that on September 11th, 2001, Seth Mcfarlin (Family Guy creator) missed his flight because he was hungover. the same plane that crashed into the 2nd tower that morning. He almost became a victim on 9/11 just by pure luck. Also, the famous scene from All Quite on the Western Front (1930) with a French soldier trying to pull himself up with a barbed wire fence only to get blown up and have his dismembered hands still clenching the wire, was put there because one of the soldiers working on the movie remembers it while peeking his head over the trench after the French retreated to see 2 hands still holding on ( this is not spoopy more like movie trivia that I remembered after watching Wendigoons video on the move it's a good video and I recommend if your into creepy stuff)
@rodrigolefever2426 Жыл бұрын
I think someone who worked at pixar also missed a flight in 911 that was hijaked
@violentsponge2657 Жыл бұрын
Moral of the first story is always get blackout drunk the night before your flight 😊
@Personngl 10 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure the iron man actor was also hungover and missed 9/11 same with other popular people
@heyitspsych 5 ай бұрын
I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny
@elsypie9834 4 жыл бұрын
Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement. Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*
@tree7887 4 жыл бұрын
*Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M
@robi1030 4 жыл бұрын
That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like “Ugh it’s the baby again”
@marthalicious231 3 жыл бұрын
*tHe BaBy*
@sticker127nct 3 жыл бұрын
ugh 😑 it’s the baby 👶 again.
@lggolden_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dying 😹
@carterbowley8529 3 жыл бұрын
Damn babys
@amazingmrpig6369 3 жыл бұрын
It’s that time of year again...
@maisie4514 7 ай бұрын
Is anyone else rewatching all of Danny's spooky videos for spooky month?
@negligible_reality 7 ай бұрын
no
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf 6 ай бұрын
Every year!
@sydneyatkins6757 8 ай бұрын
danny saying october is his favorite month and now he’s expecting his first child in october 😭🫶
@TPNsBiggestFan 7 ай бұрын
LOL oh well september is close
@That_0ne_Anti-zoo 4 ай бұрын
Wait what- he has a child now!?
@ha4tolover 7 ай бұрын
its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!
@froggarolli-Stolitz Ай бұрын
16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg
@ha4tolover Ай бұрын
sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz
@mono.isgtds 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up and someone stole the beach.
@fxx5970 4 жыл бұрын
"MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"
@trevorbatchelor3269 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine bro just...............water
@johnnydracaena6052 4 жыл бұрын
Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate
@ray-the-lame 4 жыл бұрын
“Yep this is mine now”
@woomylover2006 4 жыл бұрын
God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”
@eyevee85 4 жыл бұрын
Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭
@aabhathetacotaco1711 4 жыл бұрын
😖
@abbyemrich4572 4 жыл бұрын
NOOOO
@mirillis6083 4 жыл бұрын
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
@BaconBacon 4 жыл бұрын
Omg really?! Your kidding 😭😭😭😭
@FabulousKilljoy 4 жыл бұрын
oh
@cellytron Жыл бұрын
I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times
@user-zi1sc6bi1v 7 ай бұрын
12:09 fun fact right here: a dentist invented cotton candy lmao
@dearevanhamilton 4 жыл бұрын
“Are we sure that this kid didn’t just see... A _tree?”_
@meghalikhule1530 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Evan Hamilton I would like it but it has 69 likes...
@iloveytomg9587 4 жыл бұрын
Meghali Khule 99
@weshunter3261 4 жыл бұрын
OmG ANOTHER THEATRE KID--
@laxativeeater 4 жыл бұрын
Dad?
@lolyoudonthearthepeoplesin668 4 жыл бұрын
Evan Hansen is quaking rn
@lilyrain8628 4 жыл бұрын
Wife: *looks out window* *sees man* Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.
@itsasecretmydude826 4 жыл бұрын
@@pondererofdumbshit2669 i was just gonna say the same thing
@itsasecretmydude826 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT I GET IT NOW!
@kim-ol2nm 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@kierali1089 4 жыл бұрын
@@itsasecretmydude826 I don't get it please explain
@Mizuena411 4 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDD
@Mx.muffin 8 ай бұрын
The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.
@whytho9728 8 ай бұрын
Cute that he says october is his fav month and thats when his first kid will be born
@laneybossi 3 жыл бұрын
pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad
@mukutamukuta8278 3 жыл бұрын
No
@parnikajaiswal3693 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jedithekitten8891 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ORGANPARTY 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Marta-us4pq 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pricerowland 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing that scares me is knowing there is an alternate universe out there where Danny's channel is called _Daniel Gonzalez._
@carsonheschle642 4 жыл бұрын
Price Rowland :((((((
@asmailasmail1166 4 жыл бұрын
نتا
@omnia848 4 жыл бұрын
It gave me the hibby jibbies
@dawnbray8325 4 жыл бұрын
There’s also an alternate universe where Danny makes another spooky boy song
@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 4 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
@shreksirlsoulmate2917 Жыл бұрын
"It starts to cool down" October in Canada: ❄️❄️⛄❄☃⛄❄️
@larsonpiano6420 6 ай бұрын
2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.
@fandomgodmother4903 4 жыл бұрын
Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?” Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on KZfaq don’t look it up”
@krisdoesart9643 4 жыл бұрын
But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true
@josie310 4 жыл бұрын
@Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦♀️😯
@krisdoesart9643 4 жыл бұрын
Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up
@lotheeus 3 жыл бұрын
@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up NEVER not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it. Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word. And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS. it's more fitting for... 😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱 and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ: Which is something along the line of: "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"
@tyrabarton6530 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints
@thedreamingcosmonaut5660 4 жыл бұрын
Hol Up
@alexflanagan1746 4 жыл бұрын
You got 669 likes.
@abbymarie3708 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@uh3336 4 жыл бұрын
boo
@claracampbell7547 4 жыл бұрын
xXFloaty CloudsXx ah!
@PixelCat6000 Жыл бұрын
The hangman one just made me laugh
@iloveboobies0614 Жыл бұрын
I GOT AN AD RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "i guess this so would be scary if i was a fuckin.. **Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Powers through tough stains.**
@autumn5501 4 жыл бұрын
can we talk about how his hoodie matches his eyes like perfectly??
@akondition 4 жыл бұрын
Autumn Roberts his eyes match literally everything it’s great
@l1ght775 4 жыл бұрын
He took some eye extract
@evasmith3020 4 жыл бұрын
When your eyes are brown and none of your clothes can match your eyes
@heather2869 4 жыл бұрын
Hes very beautiful
@hollymatters 4 жыл бұрын
Yes we will
@kiiddoskrap443 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P
@sweetsunia 3 жыл бұрын
:D
@a.a.g.h.1679 3 жыл бұрын
Oh nice
@obitouchihaswife9833 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t actually know what paranoid personality disorder is, but I’m happy something is helping you with it
@rainaricketts461 3 жыл бұрын
i’m so glad you have a coping mechanism that works well for you 🙂💛💛
@vrpbk 3 жыл бұрын
Wait is that a disorder? I thought i was just crazy
@mcbeeftarts 9 ай бұрын
Here's a scary story: My shimeji stole a thumbnail, I didn't notice until I glanced over and saw Craig holding a picture of Hitler.
@Elfieee13 11 ай бұрын
10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨
@akiakichan 4 жыл бұрын
the true fear in Danny's eyes when he realized that he falsely stated that Charles Darwin ate the ass of finches.
@jeniferjoseph9200 4 жыл бұрын
Little Pringle's Channel that’s true actually
@brodybazzini6729 4 жыл бұрын
Atticus Finch
@kellye2378 4 жыл бұрын
Jenifer Joseph who is Little Pringle’s channel
@jeniferjoseph9200 4 жыл бұрын
That’s correct for 500, Mark
@caesthoffe 4 жыл бұрын
fight or flight response
@johnp2883 Жыл бұрын
11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach
@CarolineCalvano 2 ай бұрын
i love that the mayor is differentiated with a pink plastic combo hat
@sirprincesslulu 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm too lazy to look up if this is true" *proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*
@bonsaihigh 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@hailee5633 4 жыл бұрын
this comment has 666 likes ..lit
@easterbunny8291 3 жыл бұрын
“He would become president in 2082” Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020
@luistowersss 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@NorthernGreenEyes 3 жыл бұрын
Haha XD
@mike_wasosky5809 3 жыл бұрын
*we won't all*
@erinjackson8119 3 жыл бұрын
Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive
@TheMangomelon789 3 жыл бұрын
There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........ Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.
@mali9707 Жыл бұрын
Danny: “I guess this would be scary to me if i was-“ Ad: “SIMPLY PIANO?”
@jeridon6081 7 ай бұрын
9:10 also, rhe fast that Danny didn't mention how fucking insane it would be to have a Kitchen Floor that is just raw and un-tiled/paneled concrete like its a manufacturing warehouse
@inactiveaccount2774 4 жыл бұрын
Baby: * sees man outside * Baby: *_OH YEAH IT'S GO TIME_*
@haylenguthrie1770 4 жыл бұрын
TRUST ME
@hey.... 4 жыл бұрын
“GO, GO, GO” or “3, 2, 1 DROP”!
@Fredrick_marie 4 жыл бұрын
Yuri daddy
@sonicsodaz 4 жыл бұрын
HOOOOO YES
@dino-wm4nk 4 жыл бұрын
Acidic__ Alice101 123 GO if yah know what i mean
@dti6342 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.
@gracemodeoof4676 3 жыл бұрын
Yh ik that
@deadchannel9999 3 жыл бұрын
Why WHY WHYYYYYY! I hate Charles Darwin for eating his pets That he soposedly LOVED 😭😭😭😭😭
@canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429 3 жыл бұрын
Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet *Charles Darwin smashes through door* Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo
@doodledevore4374 3 жыл бұрын
@Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.
@KB-nq8zb 3 жыл бұрын
*Ppkjjjzaae*
@VincentCivitano Жыл бұрын
I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.
@Dubito_Fluffywolf 7 ай бұрын
I love lore, it's just that I am bad at making lore. Mother caused the accident.
@kurtis_town 2 жыл бұрын
is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?
@naufalgaming4800 2 жыл бұрын
When?
@mortis.1618 2 жыл бұрын
@@naufalgaming4800 14:17 -ish
@WhatRemainsofNovaJames 2 жыл бұрын
And also “Did Buzz Aldrin pee on the moon”
@rushing2game172 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget “did buzz aldrin and Neil Armstrong get on?”
@hiba_stxr 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah-
@oceanpearl10 4 жыл бұрын
Danny: "I'm too lazy too look it up though." Also Danny: Makes a full on skit about it
@jordyn1902 4 жыл бұрын
he’s doing his best
@leifsoup Жыл бұрын
I was there when all the TVs shut down, I was actually able to hear what the devil said, I think what he said was along the lines of, "We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"
@leeventer3495 Жыл бұрын
12:34 AGAIN!!??
@2m8o15 4 жыл бұрын
Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move Its an optical illusion
@piggycounticecream 4 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time
@2m8o15 4 жыл бұрын
PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂
@piggycounticecream 4 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Baby oh-
@blanketion7961 4 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving
@reni5941 4 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet
@bradean2781 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s TV’s: “Static Noise” The Devil: “murmur”
@travis175 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@hereandinfear6183 4 жыл бұрын
Bradean 2 I made it so your comment has 666 likes, it’s double the spooky.
@user-vv7bu2le4q 4 жыл бұрын
the devil: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HELL?!
@ekokonutz 4 жыл бұрын
People: HE SAID MURMUR This is the devil sending us a message-
@clemenciatapia2847 4 жыл бұрын
Yyy 00⁰ es jh
@humanoidshone2413 Жыл бұрын
8:00 it’s an anniversary
@lukathebazooka6518 4 жыл бұрын
Baby: * chillin by window* Man: * walks by* Baby: Aight ima head out Edit: Lol thanks for 7 likes
@fardousahmed5152 4 жыл бұрын
Luka The Bazooka This made me snort
@sreanahabiba1914 4 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@notquitematured3484 4 жыл бұрын
Luka The Bazooka lol
@veryreallygoodname1676 4 жыл бұрын
Meirl
@woodyschannel7801 4 жыл бұрын
What’s up fatty
@ieatedgod 3 жыл бұрын
Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly, My mind: let’s together bath
@meerimnurjigitkz4659 3 жыл бұрын
Hi akaashi
@lillianruth9252 3 жыл бұрын
rEfrIdGerAtEr ReFriDerAtOr
@hailingfireandash 3 жыл бұрын
@@lillianruth9252 yes mummy yes mummy
@lillianruth9252 3 жыл бұрын
AnY SauCEs
@Humble719 3 жыл бұрын
@@hailingfireandash yes mummy yes?are you on acid 😂
@AverageGTAfan 9 ай бұрын
That baby from the thumbnail fell from 9 spooky stories… I’ll see myself out
@tri-sapien6487 Жыл бұрын
Even if the Buuz Aldrin story was true, it could be the same case as with eye witnesses. They truly believe they saw something when they actually didn't.
@365MRYOLO 4 жыл бұрын
*Guy just casually walking down the street* Baby: It’s morphing time.
@chiaraisanarwal9797 4 жыл бұрын
itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*
@echogamer1871 4 жыл бұрын
Ben ten theme plays*
@shitilostmyfish8367 4 жыл бұрын
*im weezing*
@ferretsoda6690 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs
@DONFOREVER 4 жыл бұрын
If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZ6Hq6eLrLDeY6s.html
@rudefuxers 4 жыл бұрын
TV: *murmers* Everyone: Yep. That's the Devil.
@kewloof8362 4 жыл бұрын
Real shit
@rayci3416 4 жыл бұрын
Of course.
@pinguu8010 4 жыл бұрын
yep
@rayci3416 4 жыл бұрын
@@pinguu8010 Yep
@youaskthedevil 4 жыл бұрын
I have a distinct voice.
@rue11bc43 5 ай бұрын
you're not as safe in an alligator's mouth as you might have thought...
@CocoaBffsyt 7 ай бұрын
15:55 I know this is old but you don’t know how happy I was when I saw Kentucky on there 😭
@dr.zoidberg3928 3 жыл бұрын
Charles Darwin was just trying to get the Minecraft acheivement
@eggwatch596 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@Bongbongo 3 жыл бұрын
all Species consumption any%
@number1freshlemon56 3 жыл бұрын
*Advancement get!* Eat or Be Eaten
@teabag6509 3 жыл бұрын
🤔
@oguzomlet906 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bongbongo Im pretty sure thats not any%, 100% would make more fuck that alligator
@CutestDemon 2 жыл бұрын
I cant help but almost go hysterical over the image of an old darwin sprinting through an island gorging on anything he sees
@justasmltwngir1732 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@markfromfacebook 2 жыл бұрын
darwin , shoving finches into his mouth : SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
@the-fun-has-arrived Жыл бұрын
extinction speedrun
@addy2812 Жыл бұрын
@Fuck You omg 🤣💀🤣🤣
@jackcorbett479 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@aves3901 Жыл бұрын
This fall it’s gonna be October and you know what that mean…danny gonna be a DAD!
@kenskitchen Жыл бұрын
About the faces of Belmez, It takes place in a small town in Spain called Belmez. A face appeared on the floor in someone’s house, they tried to scrub off the face, but it wouldn’t come out, and THEN they took a pickaxe to the floor and then another face appeared a week later. Word about this spread throughout the town, which is why the mayor came and took a chunk of it lmao.
@Lampey22 2 жыл бұрын
3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else
@Nitrolord 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I highly doubt that there is a psychological effect that can force your brain to reenact a scene from a cheesy old horror movie.
@Nitrolord 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrybattrell4784 extremely helpful comment, thank you so much for your insight!
@mischiefmakerdewdrop 2 жыл бұрын
that happens to me when it's really dark at night.
@eden2918 2 жыл бұрын
@@mischiefmakerdewdrop same
@bluie495 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.
@marsielee3032 4 жыл бұрын
brain: *makes me hear whispers cause it’s bored* also my brain: oh my gosh was that a whisper :o
@dove4881 4 жыл бұрын
marsie lee and they were roommates
@fxx5970 4 жыл бұрын
your brain : well yes, but actually no
@ezrakim1323 Жыл бұрын
Danny: "I'm too lazy to look this up" Also Danny: Acted the entire scene out
@unfunny_guy1 Жыл бұрын
"Mr. Sandman, stole all my sand." - Danny Gonzalez
@emmamcconathy9946 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *is freaked out* Danny: *Trash talks it* Me: *Isn't scared until the next one and the process repeats itself*
@exiginz 4 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@paigechase3297 4 жыл бұрын
Its Emma :} so me I feel like I should not be scared but I am
@rokafka 4 жыл бұрын
I gave you a like cuz your likes number was 444 and i wanted to ruin it
@leahjk97 4 жыл бұрын
dude me
@cassi9858 4 жыл бұрын
Are you like 8 or smth how is this scary
@Lemilie 4 жыл бұрын
The troxler effect is misrepresented. It actually is that when you stare at a point for a while, the surrounding area will visually fade away
@soignethompson8427 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@xavmeister99 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like acid
@pencilsharpener1110 4 жыл бұрын
After he read that I read your comment-
@xavmeister99 4 жыл бұрын
@@welshieranger4697 have you never taken a small dose before?
@crackedemerald4930 4 жыл бұрын
@@broxinaneonzasshu and it probably wouldn't be the mirror, but you that shat thyself
@Thereischeeseindeed 7 ай бұрын
Rewatching this in spooky season is my favorite
@mr.pumpkinpie4366 Жыл бұрын
3:05 yes, this is true. The thing is, it doesn't necessarily become a "scary version" of yourself. You'll just start seeing things that might've not been there before.
@wasteland.baby. 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
It is a pretty funny image.
@real944 Жыл бұрын
straight up stole and changed the comment above yours
@jocelynecupcake Жыл бұрын
If he was anything like how they portrayed him in Pirates band of the misfits (terrible movie btw) I can see it.
@Darin15846 Жыл бұрын
@@real944 the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen
@giornogiovanna3477 Жыл бұрын
@@jocelynecupcake Pirates Band of Misfits is a good movie tho