Bruh

Why is this pinned with 0 likes

oh heyy kevin- *BONK*

*Ni and Ichi would like to talk with you*

@@briosnk1522 Heyy, is that kevin?

"As do mine."

King Dragon sends his regards

Are they bulletproof??

basically, yeah

Imangine male lions snuggling 😢💓

@@the_atomic_kebab I think God's biggest troll was the Playtpus. Like what the fuck even is that? :/

WULULULULULULULULULULULULULU

@@cartooncritique6625 fun fact: the platypus dont have utters for milk so they SWEAT the mil through their armpits, God is a S teir troller

Yeah, some people want me to nerf jaguars ...

@@wazson3178 hahah they already were, they used to be way bigger

And eventually, they did

No cap

Ong

That's actually pretty fuckin' right!

Especially parrots

Omg I almost peed myself laughing at this. I grew up watching Steve's tv show. I LOVED IT. I quite regularly make SHES ANGRAY jokes when I see a pissed off animal. And he's right...if Steve won't fk with them...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM

😂

That fits so perfectly

2:38 The random pop up made me back away kind agot scared

😂👍

Cassowaires: i was thinking im about to beat this b**** up

SAMEEEEEEEE FELLOW AUSSIE

Absolutely if that man doesn’t wanna mess with them I am not going within 100 meters of 1

Watching the Croc Hunter nervously cross a river filled with hippos was when I realized that hippos were nothing to fuck with. I've heard that he said it was the scariest shoot he ever did.

@@theholyduck5520 yep

@The Holy Duck I don't blame him, hippos kill 3x as many people as Crocs. Even then, when a Crocs kills it's for food or defense, when a hippo kills it's because he just woke up and chose murder for the day.

Seagull Steve? Awesome.

Quote of the year

heh that’s funny

P

Shit if she ain’t scared she’s better in a body bag then

So fucking funnyyyyyyy

I knew the Swedes were involved in their manifestation somehow.

Hello

salt and pepper

Free clout baby

You didn't put enough lamb sauce

If you simply cut the carrots wrong he yells

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Right😂

lmao facts

Yep, and that includes hippos. Especially hippos. God, why'd you make hippos?

@@Baronnax Probably to keep us on our toes. Either that, or he needed a laugh.

@@Baronnax because backwards hippo is zefranks favorite animal

That’s fair

Thank you! Plush toys have an IQ twice that of a koala (not a real bear). Granted, their IQ is still a single digit number, but have y'all seen what a koala do before, during & after it falls out of a tree? It's embarrassing.

Nice one

..I'm more concerned about the fact a plush toy has intelligence at all.

@@LapisTheGem427 they don't have, the koalas IQ that is negative

@@LapisTheGem427 Wait, you mean my plushies aren't supposed to be talking? brb, calling a priest

(looks down) uhm... "were".

@@stalincat2457 now we have guns and cars

That's very interesting, as the human species originally came from Africa. I wonder if there's any connection between those African wild dogs and the human tendency to like dogs and use them as hunting partners.

@@d73w80 all dogs are pursuit pedators, but yes. That is one of the reasons we teamed up with wolves.

Exactly. I remember watching San people hunting on tv: The designated hunter would run with a spear while the rest would carry water and help with tracking in case the animal hid. The idea behind the whole thing is that while the group as a whole might get tired by carrying all of that water, the hunter will be propelled further, like the last stage of a rocket, and can use the spear both to finish the animal and defend it from predators until the rest of the group arrives to carry the animal back. I know omnipresent sweat glands are pretty cool, but being able to carry stuff while running cannot be overrated.

Ba dum tsssss

Clever!

👉🏻🚪

😐🔫

👌

What's the word for the people that have phobia for almost everything? Me.😃

@@Hudaaaldin2047 justed search it up. Pantophobia.

its irrational because most people dont encounter them

@@Hudaaaldin2047 aka. snowflake-syndrome

@@F.RO.H Thats disrespectful for those people

so fucking true

333 likes…so I’ll comment instead. “your social post…i like it”

@@showj0e, Thank you. ^^ I have 334 likes, now. It's crazy since I only expected to get ONE like.

@4E4N Every animal serves a purpose on this planet.

@@origamipein18 it’s purpose is probably *d e a t h*

Who is steve?

@@inigo-montoya He's referring to Steve Irwin the famous wildlife conservation activist and educator with a heart of gold who passed away due to a sting ray accident and was well known for getting up close and personal with animals like crocodiles and wrestling with them 😭 basically if Steve Irwin immediately runs the OTHER WAY and jumps a fence when confronted with a wild Cassowary like in this video you as a regular person should already be in your car 0.2 seconds after being told it's anywhere in the area

@@uramisugi rip Steve the person who showed the world every reason to not come here

@@uramisugi if he had a heart of gold he would've advocated for the return of stolen aboriginal land and convince european colonizers to return back to london or europe?Foh.

@@Uzyvan6There’s a difference between “we can tame it and live alongside it safely” and “we stuck this bitch in a cage and will kill it if it gets out”

But God, this isn't fair!

​​@@kyleanderson1435 sounds like a big load of not my problem

@@Significantharrassment God? Is that you?

@@kyleanderson1435 BLASPHEMY I WOULD NEVER! HERESY... UNSPEAKABLE... HERESY

Oh gods no-

Nah, screw that. If I see a Manta Ray, you bet your ass I'mma throw hands.

@@tomdean1876 Manta Ray = completely harmless and curious giant sea pancake Stingray = not-so-harmless, venomous-but-shy small sea pancake Know the difference before you throw hands with them

@@Enneamorph I will forever call Rays Sea Pancakes - thank you

to be completely fair female squids have like 5 digit number of offsprings at a time and if I found out my wife is giving birth to 42069 babies at once ima head out myself

@@thatcopenguy Jesus Christ. Also, meme numbers

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@@slevinchannel7589 I have seen the channels from 2-4, but not the others

I would add pbs eons too

*pulls out a gun*

Cassowaries aren't the only terrifying bird, trust me.

Omg zensitu big fann

@@Adeerwithnotlogic well shit

Cassowaries: 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION, I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NNNAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE, BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!🎶

Your grandma must be a real gamer.

Grandmas are fearless

I mean a cat is a cat no matter the size or genus

@@josephpatterson2549 Yeah, just leave them be and they'll leave you be.

She eats them by biting through their skulls.

I still want to pet it

How in the hell would we know what a T Rex call sounds like....

@@nophilter I think there was some throat reconstructions done which gave a rough idea. I know they can do it for mummies

birds are just small dinosaurs

@@lawrencescales9864 I feel you.... I just can't force myself to TRULY believe any of that. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Best?... meh... worst?...definitely!

Yeah we have the second part

Exept pikachu

I love living in Australia

I live in Australia and the only native animals that have given me grief are brush tailed possums and parakeets. They raid my fruit trees before the fruit can fully ripen. Possums are a lot more destructive than birds and their success infiltrating urban areas means they’re far from endangered and are probably the only native species I’d consider trapping and dispatching just to send a message to the other possums in my neighborhood who think that my yard can be their playground. If I had a full grown carpet python I’d definitely feed it caught possums. Wouldn’t feed them live though because they’re savage when using their claws and teeth to defend themselves

just like 5% but that's more than enough

The other 95% they have homicide on their mind.

I am. Afraid.

That’s scary

Thanks! I hate it!

Holy cow 😳.

People need to understand how much more damn scary that is

It's rare I genuinely laugh out loud in a video, but that really tickled me!

“Like Santa and BLACK MEN WHO CHEAT, they simply do not exist” is how it goes lol

@@myloki22 yeah but the way he said it was more true in fact the quote should just be “men who do not cheat”.

@@myloki22 Is it a joke about how black guys aren't in committed relationships?

Had me dead

@@myloki22 lol

That is.. an extremely chill Cassowary. They're usually territorial and are far from afraid to throw hands unprompted. Surprised nothing bad happen between you two across all those years.

@@lastchanc3stars after a little more research I'd consider myself lucky as well. I'm debating whether or not to take a picture next time I visit, but in today's world I'd imagine people might figure out where Frank is & ruin our friendship!

That line sent me into a teary eyed laughing fit

That so called goose would make an excellent pet for Arnold Schwarzenegger

Some of the things he says makes me double take, but it makes sense. Lol

True, it is a very accurate description though xD

They're just Canadian geese on steroids lol

Proving that it isn't a true domesticated animal.

Lots of the captive ones pretty much act like wild boars as well

Hashibira Inosuke

@@Hudaaaldin2047 he was never domesticated

Nope boars are a completely different species to domestic pigs, feral hogs≠wild boars

It's More: *Oh! Are You Approaching Me?!*

@@GodpraisethePALANTINE Instead of running away, you're approaching me? I'm only trying to get into my house Oh ho! Then go into your house

Cassowary: "Oy mate, you tryna start somethin?!"

Homicidal 6 foot rejected veloceraptor design murder goose

Genocidal tyrannosaurus Rex/Rogue sonic the hedgehog if he mixed with a velociraptor.

Blue From Jurassic World With Feathers And Roid Rage.

we do stan him

Yeah he has

He used that one when referring to one of the animals that can send you flying, I think it was one of his ones about the bison

He said that with the poison snail. Takes just 5-8 hrs to connect you to God's wifi, lol

Catch a Uber to the afterlife

“Roll you in a blunt and smoke the YOU pack”

@SoMuchFacepalm i read the emu's defeated the Australian army

@SoMuchFacepalm Your failure to neutralize your enemies strength still counts as a lost.

same

Ikr lol

it's not like penguins have orphangaes

The gators didn't have a knife

@@npc6817 and you can grab and hold them relatively safely if you know what you are doing

@@npc6817 Gators had only one way to kill you

@@vcsa681 gators also have no beef with humans unlike these murdergeese

Sounds like The Unsullied.

Probably more than the infinity gauntlet.

But then, you suddenly need to point at someone

@@teathesilkwing7616 Just point at your arch rival. Serves them right.

@@mumujibirb what if you get something in your eye so you try to take it out but the cassowary thinks your pointing at yourself

of the jungle*

Are you good???

Out of curiosity, we talking inside or outside of Jacksonville?

@@maniachazbin I think the answer is yes

From the wounds they gave you?

@@SupersuMC you got me there Edit: although I survived

The king is in great abdominal pain from laughing

@@oger3225 I saw this a little late but this straight up cracked my ribs haha

Facts

LMAO, you made my day bruh

Honestly tho

Tru dat

Put those hairless fucks in a zoo

The video would be way too long.

Tell them your country (which kicked Japan’s butt in ww2) literally lost a war against another big scary bird species

Disemboweled and not dead? :0

@@Pluto137 Under certain conditions, like no ruptured organs, you can live remarkably long with your guts hanging out, max is 24 hours from what I have heard. However, you still shouldn't take those chances

@@voltekthecyborg7898 Yep. Plenty long to get to a hospital under the right conditions, so long as you've a car or can find a nice clearing with some phone signal to call the royal Australian flying doctor service.

You'd think that they would trust a local 🤦

Honestly, gives the phrase "bird brain" very little credibility. Most birds I know are very precocious, especially chickens.

Birds are scarily smart.

I mean, if you call "whenever we see them, we run away" battle tactics then sure.

@@nothere57 what does any of what you just typed mean?

Those little walnuts in Emu heads are very efficient.

Human (finishes loading shotgun with buckshot and slugs): "Well, considering they were the ones I got this 12 gauge from, Imma say yeah."

@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 Human: >instantly killed

@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 Thats what they say ask you after your guts got spilled all over the floor like Kevins Famous Chilli

Ooh skyrim reference.

"As fearless in death as it was in life"

Big facts

Ikr

Seriously nat geo missin out big

I wish he could speak slower so I could absorb the info he's telling me but I get that tiktok has a time limit

While he's certainly great at what he does, speed isn't very relevant when the narration is scripted. Don't tell me you aren't noticing the cuts every 3 seconds.