these rap lyrics are UNREAL.

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EDIT: we are no longer thanking Kanye.
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THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO THE ONLY CREATIVE THING IVE EVER MADE IS HERE! Here, me and my good friends WildSpartanz, Bizly, and special guest Skooch (well known for his Can We Talk About This? series) play a simple game: between two funny rap lyrics, decide which one is real! The real lyrics are pulled from rappers like Travis Scott, Kanye West, Eminem, Young Thug, Lil Yachty, and more. The other lyrics are all written by me! The lyrics chosen are all either sus lyrics, funny lyrics, bad lyrics, or horrible lyrics on purpose to make it even harder to guess! This one gets spicy, so I hope you enjoy!
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moby balls.

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@ItsMatlok Жыл бұрын

This vid came out a LONG TIME before the Alex Jones interview with Kanye. Please ignore the whole "thank you kanye", bit, as it clearly did not age very well.

@xxtL Жыл бұрын

@og.pxlar1 Жыл бұрын

May I ask what happened? Like what did kanye do

@Plavie22 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Kanye (with sexual intent)

@bugfriendz Жыл бұрын

@@og.pxlar1 very questionable (bad) things about jewish people

@og.pxlar1 Жыл бұрын

@@bugfriendz oh lordy day. Thats horrible.

@burcebanning 2 жыл бұрын

I loved listening to that last bit, knowing for a FACT that "she blow that dick like a cello" is a real lyric, because I vividly remember hearing it and cry-laughing hysterically

@RyanCaseMusic 2 жыл бұрын

same lol and i remember reading/seeing that interview too 🤣

@ChefPollen 2 жыл бұрын

Poor yachty didn't know what a cello is😭

@bartsimpson274 2 жыл бұрын

@@ChefPollen I love yatchy, but he so wrong for that 😭😭😭

@ChefPollen 2 жыл бұрын

@@bartsimpson274 his new song YAE ENERGY goes so hard

@bartsimpson274 2 жыл бұрын

@@ChefPollen I love stunt double

@WillyCheez_88 2 жыл бұрын

Eminem also once said "your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea"

@joetokyo1158 2 жыл бұрын

he also said "playing fortnite with your grandma"

@Yukanhayt-Mhenow 2 жыл бұрын

He also said he will kill you!

@slideyredhood1527 2 жыл бұрын

aaaaaand fuck you with an umbrella, open it up while the shits still inside ya (don't ask)

@harshsinghbindra7471 2 жыл бұрын

@@joetokyo1158 whats wrong with playing fortnite with grandma

@v0idvice640 2 жыл бұрын

eminem has so many bizzare lines that you could make an entire video like this but only with eminem lines.

@tomh1349 2 жыл бұрын

I give Lil yachty props for even admitting that he didn't know what a cello was, and stayed positive about it too. Other artists would've argued to prove a point just so it seemed like they weren't stupid, while in the process of sounding even more stupid.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын

Still no excuse

@kylemendes7246 2 жыл бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 lol ok not that serious bub

@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын

@@kylemendes7246 Illiteracy is not a joke Jim

@anomaly3215 2 жыл бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 snowflake

@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын

@@anomaly3215 how

@allhonesty848 2 жыл бұрын

"Blowing it like a cello" is our new phrase for "fucking up royally"

@capperbuns Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@thespicecorner 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Kanye.

@2001CusinartToaster 2 жыл бұрын

yoru wlcom(im KanYe wet

@2001CusinartToaster 2 жыл бұрын

@@madebybroovy my best album is kanYe west in SpaCe

@madebybroovy 2 жыл бұрын

@@2001CusinartToaster found myself a wife better IMO

@LJ-fr1ei 2 жыл бұрын

@@2001CusinartToaster the daycare dropout 2 was a fascinating album

@neo242 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Kanye for Yeezus

@yasserarguelles6117 2 жыл бұрын

You could do this game with only Young Thug lyrics

@cashcadence1629 2 жыл бұрын

literally 😭

@zoenszoen 2 жыл бұрын

Or Kanye West lyrics

@for_nothing_important 2 жыл бұрын

@@zoenszoen i make a sandwich and eat it

@reekunkli4377 2 жыл бұрын

Nah 2 chainz would be the best, he says the dumbest shit

@LJ-fr1ei 2 жыл бұрын

@@zoenszoen Kanye has loads of genius lyrics aswell tho "mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips" is fucking genius

@objectionablepanicordie Жыл бұрын

In the wise words of Eminem “where the fuck is Kanye when you need him” that’s an actual lyric

@skeletor6577 Жыл бұрын

I believe that's from No Love with Lil Wayne wasn't it?

@cheorrei Жыл бұрын

No one needs no yetler

@AutiStyx Жыл бұрын

Oh no

@skallittor5478 6 ай бұрын

don't compare kanye with hitler.@@cheorrei

@mannamedjared 6 ай бұрын

@@cheorreiit was 2010 when kanye was dropping actually good music

@mellowed0178 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine sitting in the studio and putting these lyrics in the song and no one questions it

@C_0_N 2 жыл бұрын

"That shit fire cuh"

@themediaangel7413 2 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you become so famous that no one is willing to approach you.

@chasemoneyfate 2 жыл бұрын

“Shove a gerbil up your ass through a tube”

@MirageUchiha 2 жыл бұрын

_YES MEN_

@DreamerG123 Жыл бұрын

They hear so much weird stuff I think they don't even question at this point, they're just like "whatever he knows he is saying shit" XD

@Bizlybebo 2 жыл бұрын

one point for bizly

@alexgrubb1057 2 жыл бұрын

zero points for bizly

@alexgrubb1057 2 жыл бұрын

@Azalea-Boo 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Kanye

@sulky_demon4764 2 жыл бұрын

No you idot

@kamaruraito 2 жыл бұрын

Your my favourite person there 😂😂

@cynicalip 2 жыл бұрын

2:24 the "And he repeats it" was so fucking perfect in the timing

@davinadams1696 Жыл бұрын

The hysterically hilarious irony behind “that’s a flute” is amazing to me

@lunamorada335 2 жыл бұрын

"THAT'S NOT EVEN A FLUTE IT'S A CLARINET" LMAOOO

@fueg00nyxxx 2 жыл бұрын

Aphex Twin goated

@basielu 2 жыл бұрын

THE DELIVERY LMFAOOOOOO

@SixSpeeed 2 жыл бұрын

Aphex Twin based

@lunamorada335 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshlange7473 what

@SixSpeeed 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshlange7473 cringe

@TheMacroShow 2 жыл бұрын

Yo this is so fun! I love it

@ishaankiranmithra5159 2 жыл бұрын

yo macrooooo

@nastynamed1892 2 жыл бұрын

Ayyy it's Macro lesssgooo

@endgamez7621 2 жыл бұрын

@jackyjacky101gamer7 2 жыл бұрын

bro how is this so unoticed. love your vids bro. I always try to get to streams (different time zone).

@visionmp3 2 жыл бұрын

Hello dad

@ItzYuki1i Жыл бұрын

9:48 they got played like a fidd- i mean cello

@SpookiSandwich 2 жыл бұрын

1:39 I immediantly knew that was the real one, I have listened to that song enough times to remember that line

@aliengamer6668 Жыл бұрын

Same. It's so weird you never forget it lol

@ForkToaster918 Жыл бұрын

Fack

@joeythesillylamb 3 ай бұрын

south park

@val1980 2 жыл бұрын

I have no idea how I know the cello lyric is from a real song, but it was clearly so memorable that it stuck with me. I remember he said that he was thinking about an instrument similar to a clarinet but for some reason, just chose cello.

@val1980 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I even remembered the genius explanation 😭 I’m done

@BiggusNickus 2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is the line must have been heard by a whole team before release and nobody chose to call him out on it lol.

@dragonfruitreal 2 жыл бұрын

apparently someone he was working with told him it was called a cello and no one else ever corrected it

@ko-rp7ge Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 Жыл бұрын

Cello or Pig?

@notspidey4698 2 жыл бұрын

i knew cello was the real one immediately, i remember hearing about it forever ago.

@ai.dot._. 2 жыл бұрын

I knew it was real but I thought it was a rice gum lyric even tho yachtys my favorite rapper 😭

@lmao3911 2 жыл бұрын

@@ai.dot._. I dont even really like Yachty unless hes on a feature but I know it

@BiggusNickus 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was an infamous line. Surprised they didn't know about it.

@inverzional6372 2 жыл бұрын

I thought that came from thugger again I did not expect the swerve 🤣

@ai.dot._. 2 жыл бұрын

@@lmao3911 yachtys fire

@jessegelatnis6885 2 жыл бұрын

8:03 that has to be a diss towards Drake's 'Forever' "Who'd have thought a countrywide tour'd be the outcome?"

@lilkhaos8133 Жыл бұрын

This was hilarious being a rap fan knowing the last lime 5 of em and watching them lose it over the dumb lines especially the cello one lol

@myyoutubeaccount4167 Жыл бұрын

As a rap fan I knew none of these. I thought there was 1 in the video I heard before but when I went back I realized I was wrong lol

@drk166 7 ай бұрын

@@myyoutubeaccount4167 how bro most of these lyric's of infamous for being insane like the Eminem gerbil line and the like like your titties line.

@myyoutubeaccount4167 7 ай бұрын

@@drk166 Tbh I listen to rap a lot but I’m not well versed in it.

@revan3270 3 ай бұрын

@@myyoutubeaccount4167bro how I knew every single one💀

@PlatinumMatter 2 жыл бұрын

He did all mine twice in a row and people didn't believe it was a real lyric. It just shows how ridiculous that song is.

@legoc3po450 2 жыл бұрын

Facts, ridiculously good song💯🐐 kanye the goat

@svenwalter4293 2 жыл бұрын

As a ye enjoyer, oh boy did these guys not know what's in store for them lmfao

@jofwg 2 жыл бұрын

ye has some of the most clever bars of all time and also the most insane ones

@Coolguy98765432q457 2 жыл бұрын

As a Ye fan I was laughing so hard when the next round was a Kanye verse from the same damn song and nobody caught it.

@cvnkndmr Жыл бұрын

unironically top 10

@lynxdotexe1661 2 жыл бұрын

As a cello player, I love that ending

@kenjhungary9577 2 жыл бұрын

As a clarinetist, I also love that ending

@chaosodyssey3089 2 жыл бұрын

@@kenjhungary9577 as a rapper, and clarinetist, same. (this isn’t the account i post songs on.)

@bullseye- 2 жыл бұрын

You got some cello blowin skills mb

@I_Infinity Жыл бұрын

7:50 MY GOD THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

@beeeans6662 Жыл бұрын

the desc / pinned comment saying "we no longer thank kanye" made me subscribe immediately

@SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 жыл бұрын

That “earthquake” line sound like a Big Sean bar lmao Also most of these had me dying because I knew most of the real lyrics and all the “no way is that real” lmao

@harrysaharan4499 2 жыл бұрын

there’s a big sean bar on mercy that’s hella close lmaoo. “drop it to the floor that’s an assquake.” his verse on that somg was wild

@dimitridan8112 2 жыл бұрын

@@harrysaharan4499 yeah i was thinking of the ass jokes on mercy the whole time lmao

@ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 жыл бұрын

Proof white people should have never discovered rap

@WildSpartanz 2 жыл бұрын

i am the best rapper

@pros_0143 2 жыл бұрын

Lit

@rel3660 2 жыл бұрын

lil fartanz

@sprucesoultree3833 2 жыл бұрын

No you're not WildFartanz

@LXRDKHALIF 2 жыл бұрын

real

@jaredcolejohnson573 2 жыл бұрын

kanye better

@toopienator 2 жыл бұрын

Be for real, next time you do this, you gotta do Eminem's "My Dad's Gone Crazy" with the line "I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off. All this time, me and Dre been f***ing with hats off."

@IvanKNIGHTFROGSROCK Жыл бұрын

Better lyric from that song..."it's like my mother always told me...WEENY WEENY WEENY WEENY!"

@NithinJune Жыл бұрын

5:58 Yoo I know this one, It’s a Kanye Lyric

@liluziintrovert 2 жыл бұрын

You legit could do a whole episode of just kanye lyrics

@nickd6408 2 жыл бұрын

Light skin friend look like Michael jackson

@esaug644 2 жыл бұрын

And young thug

@kpdotexe3649 Жыл бұрын

Nah Eminem

@marioortiz7574 7 ай бұрын

@@nickd6408dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson

@anth0nybalb0a 2 жыл бұрын

Brandon the type of dude to listen to NF, G-Eazy, Logic (After Everybody but before No Pressure), Eminem (The Corny One post Relapse), MGK, and Lil Dicky

@ItsMatlok 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Xannyphantom905 2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget lil Dicky.

@deonnelson9780 2 жыл бұрын

Logic, Em, Beastie Boys goated

@andretyroneii941 2 жыл бұрын

Let's just say that's some white boi

@charliefiore5371 2 жыл бұрын

only half of logic though

@tunahanyilmazdev 2 жыл бұрын

9:07 for the thumbnail

@Alyria_Fabulous Жыл бұрын

rap lyrics are some of the most out of pocket unexpected bomb like things ive ever seen in the music industry 😭

@ameme8277 2 жыл бұрын

I like how "shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube" has the image that's usually associated with throwing a hamster i know that's probably just an album cover or something but it's still funny to me

@zandrr. 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its a South Park reference

@sir6379 2 жыл бұрын

@@zandrr. yeah he kinda does an impersonation of cartman

@oreo_6206 2 жыл бұрын

oh god like the hat Vic?

@territhetankedupterrapin6592 Жыл бұрын

@@zandrr. there was a story going around in the 1990's of a guy doing it which is what South Park and Eminem were taking the piss out of.

@snaggel Жыл бұрын

@@territhetankedupterrapin6592 It was richard gere. It was him. You know why gerbils cant drive? cause they cant get out of gere

@daisybutinhertennisoutfit 2 жыл бұрын

“I thought Squidward played the cello. I was wrong. It was the flute.” “It’s the CLARINET!” in tears. subbed. thanks for the content boys.

@redwizxrd Жыл бұрын

I'm a heavy hip hop listener and rapper myself so I knew almost all of these but the reactions to them from people who aren't as familiar with the genre *literally* has me in tears lmao

@skule5727 Жыл бұрын

10:11 I was literally dying for a minute during this 😂😂

@jae_vee 2 жыл бұрын

I knew the cello one was real because the genius video is the funniest fucking thing alive

@vabby2k 2 жыл бұрын

I was 100% sure about the fivio foreign, travis and Kanye lyrics

@haydenk6459 Жыл бұрын

No thank you Kanye

@canoe_gaming147 Жыл бұрын

at 12:34 i had never laughed harder in my entire life. bro got me laughing so hard i woke my whole family. they came in twice because I didn't stop laughing for 4 minuets.

@colinflack4517 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you kanye

@2001CusinartToaster 2 жыл бұрын

your welcome(i’m kanYe wst)

@astolfolmao Жыл бұрын

@@2001CusinartToaster uh oh

@Hipno702 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m on Yachty’s side with that. His whole team did him dirty

@cynicalip 2 жыл бұрын

The double take on "All Mine" its fucking hilarious

@TheReaper1013 Жыл бұрын

“Can I get a thank you Kanye” aged horribly

@aarontorres8731 2 жыл бұрын

the back to back kanye lyrics absolutely killed me

@ZonerG 2 жыл бұрын

an actual human wrote these

@myyoutubeaccount4167 Жыл бұрын

It really is crazy, isn't it?

@Yowatchadoing Жыл бұрын

OR DID THEY?

@unusual5882 2 жыл бұрын

all of you have such a good chemistry, keep it up!

@willit. Жыл бұрын

It concerning that I remembered the artist and flow of the fivio bar

@chip_chibo 2 жыл бұрын

thank you kanye

@kunnyfunte8165 2 жыл бұрын

At this point all I want is for him to make a rap song purely using the fake lyrics he's come up with

@gnawnickvods939 Жыл бұрын

The whole Chello line is since the Chello isn't a wind instrument, she still tries to blow it. She sees anything phallic shaped and she tryna suck it up

@bfc9467 2 жыл бұрын

I'm shocked none of them knew about the cello bar. The genius video where he talks about it is hilarious. He thought that squidward played the cello

@matty6796 2 жыл бұрын

Annoyed that on the fivo foreign one directly before hand he says "ice cream,scooping Shittin ,poopin"

@DenjiHendrix 2 жыл бұрын

This game is possible with only Young Thug lyrics

@Yepitsmedude Жыл бұрын

2:05 “you just don’t know the meta” 💀

@JuanPabloTheII Жыл бұрын

2:16 im eating my baked 65% less fat lays while listening to ppl talk about gerbils and how eminem did that

@_azuxala 2 жыл бұрын

1:44 shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

@16vanilla67 2 жыл бұрын

6:57, you heard the man let's all say thank you Kanye!

@user-jt3yi6cz6e 2 жыл бұрын

very cool

@J0nith3r3d Жыл бұрын

We probably shouldn’t be saying that now lmao

@17kdiamond Жыл бұрын

yeah uh💀

@BuckBlaziken Жыл бұрын

Martyr is a person who is willing to die for a cause and or has died for a cause or purpose. Even with that context, it’s still a bizarre lyric

@brandongonzalez6034 2 жыл бұрын

this series is actually hilarious. keep up the good work!

@sethgleason7611 2 жыл бұрын

ok but that first lyric about topping the charts would've gone hard in an actual song

@pr9334 2 жыл бұрын

I am proud because I guessed 99% of these right. Lesgo.

@Nekan11 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not proud, because i well knew 99% of these

@kosmaroginski9949 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nekan11 Fr. I'm kinda ashamed I knew a lot of these too😂

@peepermcbeeper2997 2 жыл бұрын

It's easy: just pick the dumbest and least creative answer and it's always right

@Lagaa Жыл бұрын

7:02 this is kinda fire tho

@KittyxKult Жыл бұрын

I knew the last one bc I was literally like “I think what yachty meant was an OBOE” and then he came out with the flute/clarinet mixup and I just gave up all hope lmao

@w4drone720 2 жыл бұрын

ICE CREAM, IM SCOOPIN. IM SHITTIN, AN POOPIN. SHITTIN, POOPIN I feel like the GOAT!

@Nekan11 2 жыл бұрын

That's crazy y'all didn't know these classic bars

@astralkaoru1025 Жыл бұрын

That last fake one sounds like a legit future bar lmao

@maddieward109 2 жыл бұрын

I hate that I knew the Kanye ones immediately🤦🏻‍♀️😂

@undersleeping7752 2 жыл бұрын

"Shawty passin gas with that earthquake ass" fucking broke me

@mikechad27 2 жыл бұрын

1:55 i think he's talking about that Eminem freestyle Fubba u cubba kubba It has "subbabadibidick my dubadubidick through a tubba" he heard the "through a tube" that's why he thought that was Eminem's lyrics.

@mikechad27 2 жыл бұрын

2:12 oh there it goes, I was wrong, but if u search fubba u cubba kubba, he said that too, just few words similar to the sentence. Btw, the song "FACK" is titled to be the *WORST* song Eminem has made throughout his whole career.

@smiledespite 2 жыл бұрын

Please have added a cello a flute and clarinet to the banner to commemorate this the blowing of all 3

@blythetaylor4063 Жыл бұрын

These are all songs, that definitely have lyrics, and certainly exist.

@tinypenuscletus6471 2 жыл бұрын

you gotta make part 2 this is hillarious

@ItsMatlok 2 жыл бұрын

more will definitely be on the way!! this is actually part 2, the first came out a couple months ago :)

@user-mk1ui7iu6u 2 жыл бұрын

kanye the most insane person north of the equator

@wardo5677 2 жыл бұрын

insanely talented 🙏

@crnkmnky 2 жыл бұрын

I was fairly confident that “Earthquake Ass” was the real lyric… then this ad started playing around 3:14: “Hertz Car Rental is the GOAT… Tom Brady is the GOAT…” 🐐😱🤦🏿‍♀️

@weirdhousewivesclub Жыл бұрын

I used to play the violin for a long time and was losing it at the last part like how tf did this man say a cello was a wind instrument?! 😂😭

@ursamjr4406 2 жыл бұрын

12:29 this nigga got it wrong TWICE 😂🤣

@darapter-bq5cr 2 жыл бұрын

Broo i cant breathe 🤣🤣 8:49 they killed him man that poor soul

@gabrielgrayeb2420 Жыл бұрын

I chose cello bc I remember the ski mask lyric in reborn to rebel where he says “humanity sucks, humanity blows, no cello”💀💀

@cybergamez1442 Жыл бұрын

This has been popping up in my recommended soooooo many times, it's time I finally watch this.

@buddergolem9463 2 жыл бұрын

8:43 both of these are probably actual Migos lyrics

@KnifeTBH 2 жыл бұрын

Regardless of the cello line It's genius If you are able to successfully blow a cello you're a head genius and can please any man

@geraldatrichome Жыл бұрын

Man all the thank you Kanye comments aged poorly huh

@divinitycrooks1363 Жыл бұрын

WE NEED MORE OF THESE VIDS!! HAD ME DYING LAUGHING SO HARD THank you

@derpygaymer3221 2 жыл бұрын

I love that Keep Your Faith is the outro track, love that song

@bionicallyacomputer292 2 жыл бұрын

11:01 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@polofo Жыл бұрын

thank you kanye.

@kabir2077 2 жыл бұрын

I really needa rethink my taste in music man

@jonasschiefer626 2 жыл бұрын

maybe a new rule for the game: if you know the lyric and can name the artist and track correct, you get 3 points, however if you guess wrong then you do not get points even if it is the lyric that exists

@webbs371 2 жыл бұрын

this is the most ive laughed in ages please do more!!

@joevibe5934 Жыл бұрын

Bro thanks soo much for this. It just popped up in my recommendations. I laughed soo hard😂😂

@gardenofwords914 2 жыл бұрын

2:41 when I first heard that shittin poopin I lost all faith in fivio cuz the actual song came out after the off the grid leak I believe also fun fact: in another song made by fivio he has a line saying "when I mean what I say, I say it twice" which came out before the song called spin which has the shittin poopin line.