"And I'm Kanye West" -Kevin Hart

I like this one: *Woman getting brutally stabbed* [Intro: Eminem] Yeah

"I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song

"said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake

"I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne

"It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car" -the Beatles

"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith

" How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay " Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video

“We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019

"Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin

i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king

“Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce” - Nicki Minaj

“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross

Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.

“Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ” Kanye west I actually love this line

"She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede

Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back

“I go so hard they call me go so hard” - Lil Wayne

pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope

“If the cops pull up I put the crack in my crack.” - Young Thug

“You ain’t from Russia, so girl why you rushing?”- Nelly

“I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty” -Kodak Black

People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300 The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected. To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol

Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry

“Waiter with my coke. Who doesn’t care bout my health.” -Jacob Sartorius

"im just as white as that Mona Lisa, I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha, I'm bi racial so bye Felicia" -logic

“In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf

So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him

“If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.” - Bobby Shmurda

“My Choppa gay so I pulled him out the closet” - Chief Keef

I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(

i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"

"I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno" Macklemore

Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.

I’m the shit I’m farting~Kodak black

I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.

I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"

"Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.

The way someone brought up Train and didn’t say “My heart is bound to beat right out my *untrimmed chest* “

3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."

“Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?” -6ix9ine

“I don’t play no games less we talkin Fortnite” - Logic

I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac" But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it. TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't

there's an original song in the tv show glee called "loser like me" and the bridge ends with the lyrics "l-o-s-e-r / i can only be who i are". what makes me the most furious is how the line is sung by the whole cast so they could 100% have made it "we can only be who we are" and it would've made sense. a similar line in ed sheeran's "shape of you" as well, with "i'm in love with the shape of you / push and pull like a magnet do". makes me laugh every time.

“If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day

"She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.

"I hate my life" by Theory of a Deadman has got to have some of the most pathetic lyrics I have ever heard in a song. With gems like: "So sick of the hobos Always beggin' for change I don't like how I gotta work And they just sit around and get paid" "How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse" And "I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face"

8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid. That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.

"I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain

“Yeah I’m in my own department. Now I’m workin at the supermarket” it was something like that. -Logic

“That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”

‘I don't play no games less we talkin Fortnite’ - logic

Not sure if this is more of a bar or just hilarious garbage but “She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” -Kanye

"we forgive you germany" from the Earth song has got to be one of the worst lines ever

"I feel good, sometimes I don't" - Drake

“I watched my grandpa say peniš” -NBA Youngboy

been working on lyrics of my own and this video actually gave me some greatly needed perspective, i may not be a visionary or great lyricist or poet or anything but if the bar is set this low for lyrics then i think what im writing is pretty proficient lmfao

i cant believe that the same guy who gave MBTDF a light six just defended Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica for like a solid three minutes

“Got Chinese eyes, she looking Chinese” - U Was at the Club

Xiu Xiu has like this magic touch where reading the text of some of their lyrics without context sounds incredibly silly or bizarre (intentionally so) but the context and Jamie’s delivery turns it into a unironic masterpiece

"Second verse, second verse, aye, second verse, second verse insane" -post malone

"Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwarddddss" -Rebecca Black

How could no one mention this classic? “Who can relate? [woo]” -Logic, on the topic of suicide

"rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot twist ... twist " - KoRn

"Daughter sexy and my son got the broads" - Young Thug

“This biggity boys’ a diggity dog” - Pitbull I can’t tell if this is the best or worst

This dude looks like logic in 10 years

“You need some toilet paper so you don’t shit on yourself” - too $hort, on “burn rubber”

Everybody - Vultures 2 "Everybody want to me to say the wrong thing, ok you the king, burger king" -Kanye West

“She’s got buns, I’ve got aspurgers” Eminem from revival

Fantano never fails to make me stroke it! 😂

Keep it 300 is something an older generation of black folk used to say. CCC is the Roman numeral for 300 CCC was code for Cool Calm and Collected. It was no mistake Ye just so happened whoooosh a whole generation

So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18

"Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake

“Hotlanta, smoking green, Cauliflower” does it for me

"(She looks like fun) Cheeseburger" - Alex Turner, Arctic Monkeys

"This biggity boy's a diggity dawg" - Mr Worldwide, Pitbull

"bruh" -the beatles

That Gunna line is truly shocking. I still can’t believe it exists lol.

Limp Bizkit. Rhyming Nookie with Cookie for almost no reason, and telling nobody in particular to stick it up your “yeah?”

"She got her legs wrapped around my waist" - Rick Ross

OMG I was in tears over that step-sister-incest lyric. Saved the best for last.

“Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball”is pretty dumb

The worst lyric ever Is "I'm feeling a light 6 on this new Kanye album."

“Japanese diet, only thing I eat is kimchi” - young dro

As much as I love the song, there’s this one lyric on NexXthursday’s song Sway, where Lil Yatchy says “Beep! Beep!Beep! When I’m comin’ thru” and it sends me to the asylum.

I love MF DOOM (rest in peace) but the line " but I treat her like a daughter, I taught her how to bust a nut" has always stood out to me, it doesn't even feel like something he'd write

I be flossin I be flossin I be flossin I be flossin

“I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” - Shakira, 2009

“Many college student have gone to college” -Frank Ocean

Everyone's talking about the "England is my city" lyric, but no one is talking about "And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a God's church." Possibly one of the worst lyrics of the decade.

"Im like a squirrel, always looking for a nut" -Pitbull

I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.

I think the point about Imagine is that those who wrote it COULD HAVE done things to get closer to what they are describing but did not.

6:35 always disappoints me that no one gets that the “shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube” lines are a South Park reference… Eminem has some more references in other songs since he had always been a South Park fan

“In the Middle East they drill me” -Logic

Melon gave into the peer pressure and halfway through the video, head is clean tony fantano

I cant believe nobody mentioned, "Look at this photograph" - Nickelback

Rap has the best and worst lyrics of any genre: let’s argue

Logic's verse on Keanu Reeves: "I ain't playing games,unless we talking fortnite"