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Microwave Society

Microwave Society

3 жыл бұрын

Today we are going to take a look at some infamously cringe retail training videos. Will they be on The Front Line of greatness, or Game Crazy Bad?
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A&P Grocery Store Training Video
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Game Crazy Training Video
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How to Be an Effective Supermarket Checker: The Front Line 1965
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@MicrowaveSociety
@MicrowaveSociety 3 жыл бұрын
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@katielamborghini3551
@katielamborghini3551 3 жыл бұрын
❤️ Thank you guys for the new video! Even though we can’t see it yet, we appreciate all of the content you’ve given us this, and last year. ❤️
@JessePinkman923
@JessePinkman923 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pickle Rick
@staciemohler4624
@staciemohler4624 3 жыл бұрын
No
@janderson5492
@janderson5492 3 жыл бұрын
Green
@joshuaq7594
@joshuaq7594 3 жыл бұрын
pog
@fatherenricopucci4609
@fatherenricopucci4609 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear a woman named Zelda say the word "JIGGY" Thank you boys for once again opening my eyes to the history of society
@sheepeyoutube
@sheepeyoutube 3 жыл бұрын
The Banjo-Kazooie/Legend of Zelda crossover we didn’t ask for
@Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh
@Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh 3 жыл бұрын
Ima hit the Jiggy
@jerryakatony5724
@jerryakatony5724 3 жыл бұрын
@@sheepeyoutube Is it bad I thought the same thing.
@forge4119
@forge4119 3 жыл бұрын
Every time someone says that word God gets a little closer to destroying mankind. How do you think we're in the situation we are in now?
@sheepeyoutube
@sheepeyoutube 3 жыл бұрын
@@forge4119 Guess God’s getting jiggy with the earth then
@Zoditron
@Zoditron 3 жыл бұрын
"we also don't want our shoppers to run an obstacle course" * Laughs in IKEA *
@tamozsenpai7896
@tamozsenpai7896 3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in d class*
@johnwarren9151
@johnwarren9151 2 жыл бұрын
* Laughs in Home Depot *
@TomOrSMTidk
@TomOrSMTidk 2 жыл бұрын
IKEA: the maze runner sequel
@montymole2
@montymole2 9 ай бұрын
* laughs in SCP-3008 *
@tainted_bread
@tainted_bread 3 жыл бұрын
"You heard it right, K-Dog. Gale is getting *E X T R E M E L Y* jiggy with it." One of the best quotes I've ever heard.
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 22 сағат бұрын
True😂
@isaacandluxo5463
@isaacandluxo5463 3 жыл бұрын
Warning: do not watch these videos before you go to sleep unless you want a dream about these three commentating on your life and laughing at all your terrible choices. *I ‘ M S P E A K I N G F R O M P E R S O N A L E X P E R I E N C E*
@Galaxy-Emu
@Galaxy-Emu 3 жыл бұрын
O h
@pureracekarting6164
@pureracekarting6164 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf sounds like a a amazing dream
@definitelynotkraw
@definitelynotkraw 3 жыл бұрын
i want the microwave society men to commentate my life like an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
@Galaxy-Emu
@Galaxy-Emu 3 жыл бұрын
@@definitelynotkraw Honestly that’d be awesome
@SherbYT
@SherbYT 3 жыл бұрын
Too late where were you 2 hours ago
@eagleeye5189
@eagleeye5189 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Zelda manages to perfectly encapsulate the "white woman who doesn't understand what slang is". She doesn't even try to pronounce anything in a casual way, she makes it super clear she's reading it off a script. The way she says "slinging the bling-bling to get that paper" sounds like she has no idea what she's actually saying but says it anyway.
@gayjayy
@gayjayy Жыл бұрын
I was screaming every time she opened her mouth.
@dragonmaster3030
@dragonmaster3030 Жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy existential crisis initiated
@LunaMane
@LunaMane Жыл бұрын
I pray to heavens that she's single/stayed single. She's the kind of dopey woman predatory men trick into signing an unfavorable prenuptial agreement.
@wolfiecafe4398
@wolfiecafe4398 Жыл бұрын
I was only thinking of the fiction character when looking at this comment
@Klarpimier
@Klarpimier 10 ай бұрын
She reads it like Tucker Carlson Your kids will want to get “jiggy” with the “hizhouse” if Kamala Harris was President. That means premarital sex
@jayzeo4767
@jayzeo4767 3 жыл бұрын
As someone named Jude, Brendan staring at the camera and saying, "I love your produce department Jude," made me very uncomfortable
@connorleonard4047
@connorleonard4047 3 жыл бұрын
I love your mangoes, Jude
@barbarawojtczak233
@barbarawojtczak233 2 жыл бұрын
''Bananas''
@runawaygemm5397
@runawaygemm5397 2 жыл бұрын
B a n a n a s
@mcormier3934
@mcormier3934 2 жыл бұрын
Mungos
@connorbosley4431
@connorbosley4431 2 жыл бұрын
As someone not named Jude, Brendan staring at the camera and saying, "i love your produce department jude" did not make me very uncomfortable.
@tokiWren
@tokiWren 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: dissing Kroger for 16 minutes
@RazorusR3X777
@RazorusR3X777 3 жыл бұрын
When they laughed in Kroger, I felt that, in my moobs.
@Icommittedarson
@Icommittedarson Жыл бұрын
And 29 seconds
@big_sea
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
yes
@Pyropenguin0603
@Pyropenguin0603 Жыл бұрын
Error 404
@LaskyLabs
@LaskyLabs Жыл бұрын
I can't blame them at all.
@JNSStudios
@JNSStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Zelda Scott constantly using slang physically hurt me.
@AlabamaMemeBoi
@AlabamaMemeBoi 3 жыл бұрын
made me want to commit toaster bath
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up when that slang was popular and I still cringed every time she said anything. No one who wears casual business and does their makeup like that should ever speak in that manner.
@spectre9340
@spectre9340 3 жыл бұрын
That triggered my fight or flight response 🤺🤺🤺
@jerryakatony5724
@jerryakatony5724 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in pain
@robertclifton7667
@robertclifton7667 3 жыл бұрын
I had to slam my head into the wall multiple times to get over it
@SkkiterSkkater
@SkkiterSkkater 3 жыл бұрын
They call it Microwave Society because it's a society in a microwave. They don't call it Oven Society because it's not a society in an oven.
@familiarbreakfast1892
@familiarbreakfast1892 3 жыл бұрын
microwave is short for microwave oven
@SkkiterSkkater
@SkkiterSkkater 3 жыл бұрын
:0
@Robo-su6vn
@Robo-su6vn 3 жыл бұрын
Why do we call it microwave but micro means small, and the microwave itself it huge
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 жыл бұрын
That's why they call it the Microwave Society, because it is society in a microwave.
@tacticaltwinkies3847
@tacticaltwinkies3847 2 жыл бұрын
Duh, how else does the world rotate.
@highway2998
@highway2998 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the video from 1965 had better transitions, and was less crunchy and about the same quality as the one from 2003, really says a lot about our society.
@haruhirogrimgar6047
@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 жыл бұрын
U.S. infrastructure has been the oldest it has been since like the 40's. That means in both the private and public sector people are just not getting new equipment, fixing up the buildings, or making new training resources. Companies are generally not reinvesting into themselves and just buying back stocks, raising executive wages, and paying out shareholders. So basically the 3 least relevant things to a store's success. We do not have a single pallet jack that is not broken in some way at my (Kroger) store and exactly 2 electric jacks. 1 large one Older than me (22) and 1 small one that breaks literally once a week and started on fire 2 years ago after I used it. Oh and the baler is almost as old as the store itself so it is in its 50's at least (but it still works fine and never breaks so I am cool with it.)
@princecarmon5674
@princecarmon5674 2 жыл бұрын
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 we maybe one of the only advance countries in world that sticks to the past and present at the same time
@lilignorance2179
@lilignorance2179 2 жыл бұрын
OOOOHHHHH U SAID SOCIETY
@SnobbyBird_
@SnobbyBird_ Жыл бұрын
@@lilignorance2179 HE SAID THE THING
@Angsty_skeleton
@Angsty_skeleton 5 ай бұрын
@@SnobbyBird_but hey, that’s just a society, A MICROWAVE SOCIETY! Aaaaaand cut
@KwaygonTV
@KwaygonTV 3 жыл бұрын
“You heard it right K-Dog, Gail is getting extremely jiggy with it”
@exquisitecorpse__
@exquisitecorpse__ 3 жыл бұрын
'*Vomits*'
@drizzlysquid1732
@drizzlysquid1732 3 жыл бұрын
Cringe level: 100
@mariodelrio2387
@mariodelrio2387 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the jiggies in banjo-kazooie
@amaterasu1222
@amaterasu1222 3 жыл бұрын
@@drizzlysquid1732 Cringe Level: 110. It was bad enough that it broke the level barrier.
@drizzlysquid1732
@drizzlysquid1732 3 жыл бұрын
@@amaterasu1222 it had reached legendary teir 1 lmao
@brianahodnett
@brianahodnett 3 жыл бұрын
I'm still not sure how they did that fidget spinner trick but I think Josiah may be keeping Bren in his basement and has a sock chute to send him food from time to time.
@quinnsackewitz6921
@quinnsackewitz6921 3 жыл бұрын
But that’s just a theory... A HARDCORE GAMER THEORY
@rickyricardo2280
@rickyricardo2280 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m down here in the *HIZZOUSE* ... you know, the *H E E Z Y* “
@Curdled.milk1
@Curdled.milk1 2 жыл бұрын
H E E Z Y
@haceofspades7682
@haceofspades7682 2 жыл бұрын
What does that even *mean?*
@SnobbyBird_
@SnobbyBird_ Жыл бұрын
“Oh no”
@alextidmore7036
@alextidmore7036 3 жыл бұрын
That whole Game Crazy segment was just Steve Buscemi saying "How do you do, fellow kids" for five minutes
@kairi7373
@kairi7373 3 жыл бұрын
I step into the in-trance And grab my groceries Slinging the bling bling on that paper As the cashier starts the cash register And I leave with my crushed bread
@grahambarlos8641
@grahambarlos8641 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to go to the circular rack
@arson5385
@arson5385 Жыл бұрын
Poetry at its finest
@thecreator3145
@thecreator3145 3 ай бұрын
and my ACME-brand anvil on top of such bread.
@alponts
@alponts 3 жыл бұрын
imagine somebody trying to flex on you and they start off their sentence with "slinging the bling bling"
@jarrodedson5441
@jarrodedson5441 2 жыл бұрын
I would laugh and not take anything that person would say seriously
@smiller6986
@smiller6986 Жыл бұрын
Clenches fists tenses muscles I just finished being jiggy with the ,ast guy
@spacedoggo6591
@spacedoggo6591 3 жыл бұрын
"Would you happen to have an alternative-" *_"N o."_* "guess i'll leave"
@cacomeatballmarinara2014
@cacomeatballmarinara2014 3 жыл бұрын
“0.00’ that’s how much *this* ad will make us” *ad doesn’t play*
@DT-ok6kv
@DT-ok6kv 3 жыл бұрын
I got one
@Lumiesfinetoo
@Lumiesfinetoo 3 жыл бұрын
it played for me but right before he said us
@Crimson.Creates
@Crimson.Creates 3 жыл бұрын
(Laughs in KZfaq Premium)
@thatoneidiotxav
@thatoneidiotxav 3 жыл бұрын
@@Crimson.Creates (laughs in poor/adblocker) but it's mobile so you don't laugh
@JNSStudios
@JNSStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess he was right. Can’t get money if there isn’t an ad...
@daltondimmick5334
@daltondimmick5334 3 жыл бұрын
my ear legitimately started bleeding while zelda scott was talking. and i dont mean like "haha cringe talk" I Mean i felt legitimate liquids in my ear so i got a paper towel and wiped it and it was actual blood. no joke, she actually made my ears bleed. i have evidence.
@aristology6912
@aristology6912 3 жыл бұрын
Woah it’s too bad that we can’t see it, right? Right???? Right?????
@Billiebustupfan1212
@Billiebustupfan1212 3 жыл бұрын
I hope that is a coincidence
@RobertEOSPEEDWAGON1
@RobertEOSPEEDWAGON1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Billiebustupfan1212 that's probably worst cause now their ear has something wrong with it.
@jackfruit420
@jackfruit420 2 жыл бұрын
@@aristology6912 ok
@Capstone2266
@Capstone2266 2 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez... I didn't know that was actually possible
@cirrusupdraft
@cirrusupdraft 3 жыл бұрын
I will have you know, The PS2 DVD remote is genuinely helpful when you’re watching movies since you don’t have to hit the triangle button to get access to the menu, And it’s stupidly funny to try to play games with it
@varsityreviews707
@varsityreviews707 2 жыл бұрын
What games would even work?
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын
@@varsityreviews707 they all do. It's not a matter of compatibility, its a matter of whether you have the strength to try
@user-in1gv1uh2v
@user-in1gv1uh2v Жыл бұрын
@@wieldylattice3015 How do you get it to work?
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын
@@user-in1gv1uh2v Mate I'm just shitposting I dunno, my advice would be to ask a KZfaq tutorial
@TheQuashingoftheTub
@TheQuashingoftheTub 9 ай бұрын
I gotta try this Next time I have a working PS2. Rip my previous two
@pessimistprime6318
@pessimistprime6318 2 жыл бұрын
“The store shouldn’t be an obstacle course” Well stop having us stock crap when the store’s open so we don’t have to babysit customers over it 😂 😂
@montymole2
@montymole2 9 ай бұрын
as a customer i take offense to this, i'm the type of customer who gets annoyed when people leave shopping carts outside of the store and i'll go out of my way just to grab every single shopping cart and take them back inside and THEN i go inside to shop, and when i come back out and inevitably see even more shopping carts i once again go out of my own way to once more grab every single one of them and then i finally leave, and occasionally i find stuff where it's not meant to be and i will take it to the aisle it's supposed to be at lol
@TheQuashingoftheTub
@TheQuashingoftheTub 9 ай бұрын
​@@montymole2As a Customer and Retail worker I feel ALL of this. I will fix things that fellow customers messed up if I know where it goes. But it was a nightmare being front counter, and the only one who could clean tables, and being yelled at during rush by coworkers amd employees because I couldn't leave the register to clean the tables XD
@MKTB22
@MKTB22 Жыл бұрын
8:52 “You heard that right, K-Dawg. Gale is getting extremely… *JIGGY WITH IT*
@vodalelore6033
@vodalelore6033 3 жыл бұрын
“You heard that right K-dog. Gale is getting extremely jiggy with it.” ~Zelda
@spectre9340
@spectre9340 3 жыл бұрын
Things that are not aesthetic: Zelda Scott saying slang words while wearing a pantsuit
@gayjayy
@gayjayy Жыл бұрын
"Can you check in the back?" was my least favourite question working retail (even if it was for 3 months in shitty management). Like, "Yeah, let me, the only cashier right now because our second is currently stocking the back shelves, go look through our back room that's full of unmarked rolltainers crammed next to each other for your tissues, all while leaving a line of 5 people." We were usually polite with "Sorry, our back room has a lot of inventory and we don't know which your item is on. Maybe come back later and we might have some stocked."
@the_treypearson
@the_treypearson 3 жыл бұрын
I work at Kroger too. I will now practice these newly learned tactics to ensure that the shopping experience is the most adequate.
@DParkerNunya
@DParkerNunya 2 жыл бұрын
Zelda Scott isn't cringe because of the specific words she uses, because there was a time where those words weren't cringe. What's cringe is the way she says it, the emphasis she forces on them, and how many she uses in a single interaction. Even in a time period where the words weren't so cringe, she would still feel cringey.
@anth636
@anth636 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the video was made in modern year and she said, "there is a sussy baka among us"
@SnaggleTurd
@SnaggleTurd 3 жыл бұрын
Babe, wake up, microwave society premiere is on.
@kanaka118446
@kanaka118446 2 жыл бұрын
Sneedclave
@cephaleaorion4888
@cephaleaorion4888 2 жыл бұрын
cring enclave
@ethandaub2117
@ethandaub2117 3 жыл бұрын
You guys have to react to Shorts. The best Robert Rodriguez movie.
@playboy-music
@playboy-music 3 жыл бұрын
it's epically epic
@jaimenunez4569
@jaimenunez4569 3 жыл бұрын
We must raid the discord so they can hear are plead
@thischannelwasamistake9403
@thischannelwasamistake9403 3 жыл бұрын
Gives me some epic vietnam flashbacks
@peyton_walkerlol
@peyton_walkerlol 3 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@KingsBard
@KingsBard 3 жыл бұрын
Booger monster
@galaxy_tripod0_0
@galaxy_tripod0_0 3 жыл бұрын
"At least its not Tennessee where they call it a *buggy* " Florida, NC, SC, Virginia, and Georgia: *Are we a joke to you?*
@Xenowolf8
@Xenowolf8 3 жыл бұрын
I’m from Tennessee and we call them shopping carts.
@muffingeneral7596
@muffingeneral7596 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xenowolf8 I'm from Eastern TN and we call it both. Though buggy seems to be an old term that we don't use often.
@raye48
@raye48 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I'm from SC and I call it a buggy.
@haruhirogrimgar6047
@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The only place that gets made fun of more than Az (and specifically Tucson for some reason) is Florida. And the political Georgia memes from this last cycle are fantastic.
@theandroidsentbycyberlife4399
@theandroidsentbycyberlife4399 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Tennessee and we call them buggies
@cruzgonzales746
@cruzgonzales746 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe these guys only have a couple thousand subs they should have like a million
@pureracekarting6164
@pureracekarting6164 3 жыл бұрын
True
@justaweirdguy376
@justaweirdguy376 3 жыл бұрын
They’re headed there, don’t worry
@fatherpoultry7271
@fatherpoultry7271 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure you join their discord and chat with all the other epic gamers (and say hey to me in the server, i get lonely)
@getmeouttahere1209
@getmeouttahere1209 3 жыл бұрын
Same with Aaron and Jo
@silverchord5790
@silverchord5790 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Halden.
@Halden. 3 жыл бұрын
I live in NC and almost everyone I know calls shopping carts buggies.
@TrailblazerProductionsLLC
@TrailblazerProductionsLLC 3 жыл бұрын
Odd. I also live in NC and I don't remember ever hearing that.
@danstrikker6465
@danstrikker6465 3 жыл бұрын
The fuck?
@gavindillon1486
@gavindillon1486 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrailblazerProductionsLLC "its an albany expression"
@TheIrkenEmpire420
@TheIrkenEmpire420 3 жыл бұрын
@@gavindillon1486 You know, these shopping carts are quite similar to the ones they have at Wal-Mart.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 3 жыл бұрын
If any thing you could call it a southern thing. But im sure it have spread all across the USA by now since that local slang have been around over 40 years.
@KwaygonTV
@KwaygonTV 3 жыл бұрын
“You heard it here fellas, Ryan is slinging the bling-bling to get that paper” Best moment of the whole vid 9:39
@jarrodedson5441
@jarrodedson5441 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree
@smiller6986
@smiller6986 Жыл бұрын
No best part is when hale got jiggy with it
@Ben-yz7sx
@Ben-yz7sx 2 ай бұрын
😂I can't breathe 😂
@SAMURXAI
@SAMURXAI 3 жыл бұрын
My 6th sense is telling me that one of y’all worked at Kroger.
@idorandomthingsjpg
@idorandomthingsjpg 7 ай бұрын
🎉🎉
@Ethan-pd4ny
@Ethan-pd4ny 3 жыл бұрын
"Ryan is slinging the bling bling to get that paper" this...this is beautiful
@boogurl4055
@boogurl4055 3 жыл бұрын
You guys should watch "Possibly in Michigan." This acid trip of a short film is free on KZfaq.
@topaz_talon
@topaz_talon 3 жыл бұрын
Yoooo that video is a banger
@boogurl4055
@boogurl4055 3 жыл бұрын
@@topaz_talon IT REALLY IS!
@Robyn-tr5pk
@Robyn-tr5pk 5 күн бұрын
Omg they so should
@berylredburrow__8810
@berylredburrow__8810 3 жыл бұрын
"I really like your produce section" I'll take 'Things never said by an actual human being' for 500.
@nerdysniper6194
@nerdysniper6194 3 жыл бұрын
I felt my soul die when the woman called Zelda said “jiggy”
@OsmSkylandersCheats
@OsmSkylandersCheats 3 жыл бұрын
Is Alpha-Beta Supermarket a sister location of Omega Mart?
@ThatDudeWithBoobs
@ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 жыл бұрын
Having worked retail in three forms (food service, convenience store and entertainment) for almost ten years now, hearing these three laugh about training videos is strangely therapeutic.
@CaineMedia
@CaineMedia 3 жыл бұрын
People still call shopping carts "buggys" in Tennessee. That's somewhat surprising to hear that nickname here. Good video, guys.
@MoonlightStatic
@MoonlightStatic 6 ай бұрын
We call them buggies in SC
@seid3366
@seid3366 3 жыл бұрын
7:39 *Chadtronic remix* “Whoa-Whoa, What do you mean what she could afford? You never asked that question!”
@tacocats2244
@tacocats2244 2 жыл бұрын
12:31 My Animal Crossing instincts acted up when he did that to the piano
@thecartelfoundme
@thecartelfoundme 3 жыл бұрын
11:34 why do I see the word “fun” in this scene
@ilikecurry2345
@ilikecurry2345 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one!!
@JNSStudios
@JNSStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Subliminal messaging
@tomanders4746
@tomanders4746 3 жыл бұрын
There are enough instruments and tech for me and now I am convinced that Microwave Society has a band they’re not telling us about.
@Lumiesfinetoo
@Lumiesfinetoo 3 жыл бұрын
i saw a good suggestion on one of the old vids, saying: "Minecraft: Story Mode. everyone takes turns making selections, hilarity ensues."
@charlottehobday4495
@charlottehobday4495 2 жыл бұрын
Man, they really should do that.
@twisteddemon1266
@twisteddemon1266 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to learn all about these bad retail training videos
@maritza8337
@maritza8337 3 жыл бұрын
1:06 Speaking of ytp, there is actually a pretty funny ytp made from this training video called Eccentric Severe Tumors by DaThings (just wanted to mention!)
@sleepysnorlax254
@sleepysnorlax254 3 жыл бұрын
the best part about starting in retail and watching those videos is the manager coming in and laughing of how much bs those videos are
@Your_Local_Milk_Man
@Your_Local_Milk_Man 2 жыл бұрын
9:05 You could tell how uncomfortable the girl on the right is
@zackerycrouch7277
@zackerycrouch7277 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Josiah plays a sound effect
@ilikecurry2345
@ilikecurry2345 3 жыл бұрын
He did. He banged the keyboard.
@mightyexperiments6622
@mightyexperiments6622 3 жыл бұрын
As a Kroger employee, I can 100% agree with that service desk bit lol
@lonelyteapot858
@lonelyteapot858 3 жыл бұрын
14:01 I'm genuinely confused on how they did that
@joaquinlavadenz9655
@joaquinlavadenz9655 Жыл бұрын
10:58 why did that sound like the Roblox drinking sound effect
@gordieboi2340
@gordieboi2340 Жыл бұрын
13:45 "Actually 30 cents in 1965 was the equivalent to 2 dollars and 50 cents" 🤓
@CR1TIKAL_20
@CR1TIKAL_20 Жыл бұрын
At 8:46 if you listen to Josiah with subtitles on it says “how would you like to take home a game and *RIP IT TO FRANCE* ” I laughed even harder lol
@SLAPNTZ_MCCOY
@SLAPNTZ_MCCOY 2 жыл бұрын
6:17 oh I got you ma’am, here’s 35 copies of Desert Bus
@anth636
@anth636 2 жыл бұрын
11:38
@unclebubba7119
@unclebubba7119 3 жыл бұрын
I automatically inhaled in unison with them at 8:57
@fatherpoultry7271
@fatherpoultry7271 3 жыл бұрын
ngl that transition at 11:30 was smooth asf
@casperlee302
@casperlee302 3 жыл бұрын
When you get put in timeout because you said poggers
@tailsnascarfan93
@tailsnascarfan93 3 жыл бұрын
4:56 Sonic Heroes getting some free advertising.
@tainted_bread
@tainted_bread 3 жыл бұрын
**Cough** WeLl soMeBOdY's goT An iLLnEss.
@creativersestudios7876
@creativersestudios7876 3 жыл бұрын
*Leap Frog is the Best Console*
@creativersestudios7876
@creativersestudios7876 3 жыл бұрын
*I have two Leap Frogs, one was mine and the other one was my brother's.*
@toadjudgesyou1021
@toadjudgesyou1021 3 жыл бұрын
“Spongebob square pants the clam prix”
@DEATH_NYA
@DEATH_NYA 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 at target crap like that happens often it so annoying
@blakebridges8989
@blakebridges8989 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if employees during the 90s found these training videos as cringe as we do today?
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын
*H E E Z Y*
@chenstormstout9456
@chenstormstout9456 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Everyone needs to know those awfulness of working retail.
@ItsRocky_01
@ItsRocky_01 3 жыл бұрын
“Thats how much money we make from this AD-” **ad plays** what the fuck--
@thefastsnake3015
@thefastsnake3015 2 жыл бұрын
7:11 i did, i used to watch movies on it because it has a DVD player
@firstguy2die
@firstguy2die 3 жыл бұрын
10:30 GAS POWERED STICK? NO! GAS POWERED REGISTER
@TheyHe_V
@TheyHe_V 3 жыл бұрын
“Isn’t that just a rectangle” Why do I laugh at things like that, I laugh at the most random, and usually dark things. So I wouldn’t be surprised if I would laugh at it within 2 years
@sawyerbaggett7616
@sawyerbaggett7616 3 жыл бұрын
I am from Tennessee and I can confirm and be proud of the fact that we do indeed call our shopping carts “buggys” 🤣
@Yougotsblounchsked
@Yougotsblounchsked 3 жыл бұрын
2:57 - She has a serial killer smile
@christiannorton9400
@christiannorton9400 3 жыл бұрын
"That's how much money *this ad* will make." `laughs in KZfaq Premium`
@jaythememester2002
@jaythememester2002 2 ай бұрын
'Laughs in Adblock'
@thonk6191
@thonk6191 3 жыл бұрын
My parents have worked in grocery stores my whole life, can confirm they don't train people properly for the jobs they're given.
@haruhirogrimgar6047
@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 жыл бұрын
Training is expensive so they avoid it but have an abysmal retention rate because of it. But hiring a new person and training is more expensive, it is a trash feedback loop. But I just adore that a bagger's first day on the job at my store goes like this: "Hey person who has been here for 3 years, show the new guy how to do carts." Then they are just told to start bagging and get no additional training.
@csensale
@csensale Жыл бұрын
Worst in when you have to correct/enable the slacker
@suntzu9016
@suntzu9016 2 жыл бұрын
I like how they said the cashiers were on "the front lines" as the Vietnam War was going on lol
@katielamborghini3551
@katielamborghini3551 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for this. This is going to be hilarious! 😂
@valtheemokid4005
@valtheemokid4005 3 жыл бұрын
I need a video of someone completing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas with this remote 7:31
@genericanimename6733
@genericanimename6733 3 жыл бұрын
11:20 Holy shit that was a smooth transition
@horehoundbasedcandy8736
@horehoundbasedcandy8736 3 жыл бұрын
“We won’t come back to this store.” Complete bs! Everyone that I’ve ever had yell at me in retail, came back as soon as they needed something
@JellySLCB
@JellySLCB 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing the check made me feel unfathomable rage because I used to work at a grocery store where the check machines took literally two minutes to run and it was literal hell.
@cdgames69
@cdgames69 3 жыл бұрын
5:40 This is a legit speedrun tactic
@weevilunderscore
@weevilunderscore 3 жыл бұрын
I would've given that lady a gamecube for her son: its safe
@cayden_pierik48
@cayden_pierik48 3 жыл бұрын
When he said, “Thats how much this ad will make us” I got an ad lol
@Ryan-ym4fx
@Ryan-ym4fx 3 жыл бұрын
Since I work at Kroger I can pretty much prove that they do that over the intercom.
@user-oi2ef1fc9o
@user-oi2ef1fc9o 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh you don't have (cigarettes?), can you reccomend a different kind that tastes like (cigarettes?)" Me: "No. I don't smoke" "Can I buy half this carton of eggs?" Me: *Sighs...* No.
@haruhirogrimgar6047
@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 жыл бұрын
"Can I just swap out eggs between two packs?" No, that is a health hazard and you are trying to mix 2 different brands and sizes of eggs.
@grahambarlos8641
@grahambarlos8641 2 жыл бұрын
Customer who has qlready scanned half their order at a self check out: Hey can I use cash here? Me standing next to a sign that says all self checks can't take any cash:aneurysm
@QJDWG
@QJDWG 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who currently works at an Ohio Kroger (in the Clicklist department), I can confirm that all of the accusations made in this video are accurate.
@TheQuashingoftheTub
@TheQuashingoftheTub 9 ай бұрын
Zelda saying "We're getting Jiggy with it" is the extremely uneeded sequel to Banjo Kazooie: Jiggies of Time that NO ONE ASKED FOR.
@SaucyBoiYt
@SaucyBoiYt 3 жыл бұрын
6:06 *Oh god Dark Lord Scary Man is at it again oh no*
@theblackswordsman5039
@theblackswordsman5039 3 жыл бұрын
The “Remember to subway in and hit that Taco Bell” line had me dying 😂
@Claire-kr5ox
@Claire-kr5ox 3 жыл бұрын
2:07 Octodad is QUAKING
@user-li8hm1ru2s
@user-li8hm1ru2s 3 жыл бұрын
5:11 WeLl exc𝕌𝕌𝕌 se mE 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜-
@henny5985
@henny5985 3 жыл бұрын
Microwave society my little cousin showed Me you and now I can’t stop watching you guys you guys make my day thank you!
@youke373
@youke373 3 жыл бұрын
That entire GameCrazy video was the most r/fellowkids thing I have ever seen
@cagedstowgee4991
@cagedstowgee4991 3 жыл бұрын
My body is never ready for MS
@haruhirogrimgar6047
@haruhirogrimgar6047 3 жыл бұрын
I work at the Arizona equivilent of Kroger (owned by Kroger.) Our training for what to do with a spill was literally just an image of a stick figure standing still and staring at the spill until we can call someone to clean it up.
@theredstonereed3274
@theredstonereed3274 3 жыл бұрын
*cough cough, Squimpus McGrimpus Training Tapes*
@notafanofmarch5th515
@notafanofmarch5th515 3 жыл бұрын
Thought of this too
@kirbomatic1573
@kirbomatic1573 Жыл бұрын
"I am cold and full of rats" is my favorite sentence ever
@potatolord7284
@potatolord7284 2 жыл бұрын
13:32 haha adblocker go brrr
@nitzel9909
@nitzel9909 3 жыл бұрын
Boy that second one genuinely drained me of energy
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