Well it turns out this game is so hard even I got one of these wrong, hungover pleb that I am. One of my favourite games too! Spoilers: at 1:14 that should be the trilogy of that franchise, not number 4 - number 4 is not yet on Steam. A thousand pardons. It's a feature not a bug.

5 years of Garry's Mod is insanely respectable.

I play enough Stardew valley to immediately recongize the thumbnail

One of my personal favorite reviews goes something along the lines of: “I tried to go back in time to refund this game, but Steam won’t let refund games you haven’t bought yet.” The game in question is 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel. ...It’s exactly as confusing as it sounds.

That 40,000 hours of Garry's mod is insane. Even if someone played for 11 hours a day since it's release in 2004 it would be 39,000. This person genuinely abandoned his life for this game and it's almost sad

My personal favorite I've ever found: "The sex scenes are a bit gruesome." Garfield Kart: Furious Racing

The two most hated fonts thing gave it away for me

“This game made me love the two most hated fonts in history.” I immediately thought: Who the f*ck hates the comic sans font?

I appreciate the archeological effort that went into digging up that absolutely ancient piece of TF2 art.

I totally thought “Dark Souls: Australian Edition” was gonna be Hollow Knight

surprised you havent included the vrchat review that just says "it's alright" with 10k hours in the game

3:40 That's a weird lookin' Mario...

The first 2 on overcooked had me thinking skyrim. I cant even count the times ive screamed at npcs for standing in doorways. The plate one is a but more obscure but basically if you hold a plate against a wall and walk into it, you can glitch through it. So you go through the game walking past tons of plates, and then when you need one, you cant find any.

“Bosses so good that you feel honored to be killed by them” That’s not even a weird description, I knew what it was immediately.

5 years of Garry's mod and haven't played much

I genuinely had a lot of trouble guessing Tropico 6. And it is not just because I hadn’t played it(though that’s still a factor), it’s because there’s an alarming amount of management games where that kind of warcrime seems possible. And possibly any of the Sims games.

You're videos never fail to make me chuckle. Hope you have a lovely day :)

now you can get another cat so that both of your hands get bitten!!

The great laxative review on five nights at freddy's was far funnier than it had any right being

"I can never trust my coffee mugs again" Sounds like Cuphead Game: Prey

" shanties before panties " Never before have I heard such a description. nor, such an accurate one.

"Doesnt matter, hats" anyone with any tf2 experience knows a tf2 review immediatly, it's very easy to spot

2:04 For context for anyone who hasn't played FFX, there is a minigame in an area of the game in which your screen will light up white, and about 1/4 of a second later if you havent pressed the dodge button you will get struck by lightning. If you dodge 200 fucking strikes, you will get a secret item.

i saw the review about the most hated fonts and was like: u n d e r t a l e e e e e

Every person who has played FFX will know the cursed lighting dodging minigame

it actually feels so rewarding to guess some of these, I was almost jumping when I guessed the overcooked! 2 one

"SHAUN" is burned in my brain for all time.

The fact that I actually managed to guess three games is surprising. Granted, one was the fonts hint for Undertale, and another was GTA San Andreas, but I’m stoked to have gotten Superhot.

i've been watching and playing undertale and its fangames for YEARS and when the review about the two most hated fonts in history, I KNEW that they meant comic sans and papyrus, and it made my heart light up.

hopefully the ad revenue from this video will make it so you're able to buy some plasters for your hands

The second they said “ew no” I just knew it was Stardew Valley. Haley please I love you

0:56 my favorite war themed hat simulator, very easy to guess by that review

"Good games described badly" Hello Neighbour: *Nervous sweating*

As someone who's played TF2 for a long time now, I guessed it before he even said "hats" Who else would have that many hours in a single game? Except that Garry's Mod guy... I didn't even think it was possible to have that many hours. I know it's all jokes and stuff but like...does he actually even have a life?

The way he said moist at 4:00 lmao

I was doing so good for the games I've actually seen playthroughs of or played myself until the quick fire round

My favourite one I've ever seen is 'you either become a trans girl or a white supremacist after playing this game. No middle ground'. The game was geometry dash

I instinctively knew that last one was Garry's Mod, and MAN that guy puts my hours to shame

0:19 fun fact! Cats actually can’t tell the difference between humans and other cats! So if it bites you as a kitten it is likely either playing or ‘nip’ing you, which is essentially a love bite! If it bites you as an adult kitty, it is likely trying to teach you how to fight, or showing its affection via ‘nip’ing!

"this game made me love the two most hated fonts in history" When I saw fonts I knew that it had to be Toby Fox's first game.

1:26 That rap was actually pretty good (I'm talking about the lyrics)

i could guess the garrys mod one because i have 34k hours on it, its the only game that you play for that long

that last one hit me hard as someone who has over 1,000 hours in Garry's mod

Surgeon Simulator was the only one I was able to guess... perhaps because I absolutely love the series that Doctor Mike did of it as a real doctor attempting to play it. Spoiler: He eventually (rather quickly) succumbed to the beast of the game and went for competing tasks regardless of mutilation or harm to the patient. Good bye, Hippocratic oath!

"Its not like normal Mario games." Because its a 'twating' Sonic game

Im pretty proud that i got undertale, overcooked, surgeon simulator, and fnaf. Last video i only guessed like 2

The hours on the last one reminds me of the insane amount of hours in a game you've never known was missing from your life. Garfield Kart. There are great reviews on that one too for another of these videos.

As soon as fonts were introduced, I knew that it was about my favorite skelebros

the fact i actually managed to guess Mass Effect out of the word "sex"... havent even played it

a review from the game 'flatout 3': My father smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your children graduate, you have to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your father put us through.". I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it because your game gave me cancer anyway.

0:35 MEUPORG

Within the second line of the rap, I knew it was one of the mudrunner games. Wasn't sure if it was Spintires, Mudrunner, or Snowrunner, but I knew it was one of them.

I have a friend who has 20k hours of Gmod and counting, with a very similar review, so I INSTANTLY knew what game the 40k hour one was. A very large portion of that was probably spent AFKing or LUA scripting.

personally my favorite steam review is a hatoful boyfriend review that says simply "i like bird" it is a message i take to heart.

Omg i actually got something useful w the reviews. I didnt know journey was ported to PC and I'm in awe, downloading it rn

The fact that I knew the game at 2:14 was Undertale and I knew what two fonts says a lot about me as a person.

Wait so 4:25 he managed to play for 5 years in 10 years worth of the game being up? What a lad

" Dark Souls: Australian edition WOAH/10" I feel honoured to guess that one

I barely played any of these, but getting them right is so fulfilling

The mud runner review was incredible.

The thumbnail is Stardew. Obviously.

The TF2, Undertale and Surgeon Simulator ones were pretty obvious.

The first time I saw the review in the thumbnail, likely several years ago, I had no idea what it was I now know. I have lived it.

2:10 made me unintentionally shout "UNDERTALE!" out loud

User review: australian dark souls Me: Hollow knight, right? Another user review: SHAUN My dumbass again: this has to be hollow knight, right?

The only one I got was Stardew Valley because that was basically my experience. Same character even, I remember the dialogue.

The ones that I got were Stardew Valley, Hello Neighbor, Undertale, Overcooked 2, and Superhot

0:10 omg baby bamboo. Do you have a full video of this intro?

Oh thank god I don’t have to be under pressure witty this time, epic. I don’t have any jokes but I like the timing

2:11 I WAS SCREAMING UNDERTALE

i'm a big eminem fan and i loved the rap segment, Matt. you did good lmfao

i love this idea pls do more

3:33 "mhh... mario run... nah, something 'bout soni- I WAS RIGHT"

"I haven't played much, but it's pretty okay so far" -The guy who's played the game for 40,720.7 hours

I love how much frustratingly tedious Lightning strike minigame is to the point where i instantly recognize it. In the end i never use lulu anyways lol

I LOOKED at the hours from the last review in the video, instantly guessed it

I didn't even realise Heavy Rain is on Steam now. I've played it a million times on the ps3 while I was severely depressed, trying to get all endings for the trophy (don't remember if I did). I never managed to get the trophy for doing the driving bit without any mistakes, though. It's an intriguing, yet nonsensical game (story-wise) that I don't think I'll ever want to play again. Even thinking back on it makes me feel depressed again.

1:00 As a TF2 player this one was too damn obvious

2:53 you cannot convince me that this review does not also describe ace attorney trials and tribulations

0:16 I like how he shakes between hesitation and "do it for the video" knowing exactly what's going to happen.

Appreciate the new additions to the Matt Rose lore

In this edition, I guessed Stardew, TF2, Hello Neighbor, Undertale, Overcooked, Prey, Surgeon Sim, Sonic, Assassin's Creed: Pirate's Life for Me Edition (one of the best games I ever played btw), and GTASA. I'm better at this than I expected!

i love when a game i play come up and i can recreate that one meme

"Doesn't matter, HATS." Immediately knew because I also don't have a life and love hats

“The bosses are so good you feel honored to be killed by them” Yeah guessed that right lol the bosses are amazing and detailed and they all have their own backstory. “This game made me love the two most hated fonts in history” Wait, could it be… It IS 🤣

i'm surprised you didnt look at the omori steam reviews, they're absolute gold

10/25 I've seen that Garry's Mod review before, and I knew the Undertale one as soon as you put it on screen.

got more than I expected! dark souls, undertale, superhot, sonic, and fnaf (although that one kinda ran through my head very briefly before i decided "maybe not fnaf but def a horror game" but i'm counting it anyway)

I got a lot of these right for games I haven't even played. I dunno whether to be impressed with myself or the games themselves haha

0:51 "That's a women for ya" - The Thing

"It's like sex but better and for awesome people" 42 hours on record Pizza Tower

i feel like such a legend for actually getting the last one right on the first try

The funniest thing in this video is how he pronounced MMORPG

2:53 This is the only one I could guess. As soon as it popped up I YELLED prey. I love that game, hyperfixated on it for WEEKS.

fair game, i recognized every single one i have played by the descriptions

I love how "i haven't played much but it's pretty okay so far" turned into 40k hours on record, like how gambling with friends is a dollar, turns into 100, and your now in debt.

4:03 I was confused about the laxative part.... I was like "is this a reference to one of the rules of the pizzeria? The one that says don't poop on the floor?" but then I remembered... "I shat my pants" = ya got jumpscared. I know, I'm dumb.

think people watch these to find their favourite game

3:40 That reminds me of the weird Mario Odyssey sequel with the AI generated girl and the aliens. At the end, instead of escaping from moon, you fight it!

the first one is very relatable