This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
@isaac_bruh3 жыл бұрын
God bless you too.
@AsmodeusMictian3 жыл бұрын
Going through and enslaving millions for his personal profit? Aye, that be the Lord's work, indeed.
@camramaster3 жыл бұрын
Humanitarian? Is that like a vegitarian?
@horatioyen2562 жыл бұрын
hmmmmmmmmm
@deskslam4232 Жыл бұрын
@@camramaster no i think it's more like cannibalism, only eat human meat
@screenspelunkers10264 жыл бұрын
I prefer the term “surprise hiring”
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
I prefer when people pay tax
@pablosanz6054 жыл бұрын
@@bruhdude2725 not pay interns
@thaddiusonethousand46974 жыл бұрын
Prisoners with jobs
@Badjazy4 жыл бұрын
Surprise hiring, surprise mechanics. Same thing really.
@hansbass81194 жыл бұрын
Unilateral human property and labour under article 2 of the 29th ILO Convention
@Sinclairelim4 жыл бұрын
Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could: 1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion. 2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors. 3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process. Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.
@thegrayyernaut2 жыл бұрын
You mean: 1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party. 2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help". 3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process. . Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.
@ThatoneLich4 жыл бұрын
"We're playing as the Naggarond faction, we're about as evil as you can get." Chaos: *exists*
@THENemesisXX994 жыл бұрын
I would like to add the Skaven into that pool as well.
@Derah_OG4 жыл бұрын
From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil. Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods. Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed. Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.
@rpscorp94574 жыл бұрын
Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.
@fedrickosamuelshidarta9704 жыл бұрын
@@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.
@triploshadow4 жыл бұрын
@@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.
@Nanaman7204 жыл бұрын
When spiff plays for hours but doesnt know how to read the post-battle report
@askensoulrender9444 жыл бұрын
Nanaman720 honestly I’ve watched this video a dozen times and that intro still gets me
@Michael_MW4 жыл бұрын
I am glad I am not the only one instantly bothered by this lol.
@timz47814 жыл бұрын
Paused the video soon as I watched that. Idk if I should hit play
@zzxp14 жыл бұрын
My brain melted trying to understand what he said.
@SamEichers4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he's figured that screen out 6 months later
@faerylnhiikira10534 жыл бұрын
"Happy words." "Nice words." Am I doing it right?
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
Tax is a nice word because you should pay them
@josephmarsh50314 жыл бұрын
YAY! Good, Happy, Fun Times!
@hugoramirez92954 жыл бұрын
Beautiful and so friendly
@lordmaur1804 жыл бұрын
Baby cats, sunshine, fun, family friendly, trees helping... i think this all can describe the video above, jolly times indeed!
@Xingmey4 жыл бұрын
just perfect!
@taOGrimace2 жыл бұрын
Love that spiffing Brit gave a bunch of silly knife-eared Drukarii some jobs. What a good entrepreneur.
@JohnDoe-on6ru4 жыл бұрын
This is such a wholesome, family friendly video
@Animeaniac2154 жыл бұрын
When spiff reads his own army stats as the enemies... he needs more tea.
@lucasbeck13914 жыл бұрын
No he needs to check if he was really drinking tea
@fyrentenimar4 жыл бұрын
@@lucasbeck1391 Yeah, at that point I thought he was starting to slur his words a bit
@DerAnanasKing4 жыл бұрын
or less tea
@Aetherion_4 жыл бұрын
Perfect roleplay of Dark Elves; get the "workforces' " hope up then brutally put them down for "rebelling" and feast on their misery
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
Ye but it could be worse he could be taxing them for tea
@mitochondria62474 жыл бұрын
@@bruhdude2725 Yeah, who would ever do that. That'd be silly.
@davidiwata70634 жыл бұрын
Like China
@DapperDonkey2 жыл бұрын
So wonderful, glorious and family-friendly!!!
@EverIost4 жыл бұрын
"Happy words." "Nice words." Monetization is great stuff indeed.
@Necro_fury4 жыл бұрын
Here's some more: happy words, nice words
@nutellaschnute87034 жыл бұрын
"We have torture pits, they are fantastic!" - The Spiffing Brit, 21.11.2019
@uselesspocketwatch4 жыл бұрын
They're not "the s-word," they're prisoners with jobs.
@aownbey6094 жыл бұрын
And cant move up or ever leave
@sirloon30634 жыл бұрын
And never ever get paid
@pauloandrade9254 жыл бұрын
And have very very short " Employment "contracts"" most of the time.
@SucculentGroin4 жыл бұрын
Indentured servants
@xray2354 жыл бұрын
That's how parts of the American prison system works.
@mathdarven56344 жыл бұрын
Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !" LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."
@colinfun4 жыл бұрын
I love that these 2 parts of my KZfaq entertainment crossed on this subject.
@hermit91684 жыл бұрын
not anymore, CA nerfed the Entrepreneur trait
@mathdarven56344 жыл бұрын
@@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash. It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.
@hermit91684 жыл бұрын
@@mathdarven5634 didn't they lose the factionwide tax bonus too?
@mathdarven56344 жыл бұрын
@@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases. The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.
@davevanlerberg50924 жыл бұрын
"Tretch, the most powerful of skavens!" Ikit claw would like to know your location
@ace_baker51734 жыл бұрын
So would thanquol
@ikitclaw48524 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, I think he would like to know-know!
@Crusher-bx7kv4 жыл бұрын
*Doomwheel incoming*
@YceyNarrates4 жыл бұрын
Queen Headtaker as well (Compared just to Tretch, I mean)
@sweetssandbox35263 жыл бұрын
IKIIT CLAAAW!
@AreztristanWT4 жыл бұрын
In the first battle you killed 3 thousand, the 800 you lost was from your own army.
@karlpeter29314 жыл бұрын
and he shows loading screens instead of actual gameplay :|
@lazareth75984 жыл бұрын
Glad you said something because it was hurting me haha
@AshenVictor4 жыл бұрын
@@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)
@lazareth75984 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit You need to feed your underpaid interns more tea good sir :p
@karlpeter29314 жыл бұрын
@@AshenVictor i never doubted that. but if there's tons of material, why show me the loading screens? ':)
@Count.Saruman4 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: Exploits TW: Warhammer 2 LegendofTotalWar: There can only be one lord of the cheese... And he does not share power!
@TamerOfTheStrange4 жыл бұрын
Jeff cares not from where the cheese flows
@DarkSkweek4 жыл бұрын
I demand a 1v1 cheese-off. I'll even trade my once-yearly used bag of tea to watch this.
@SirBlaze754 жыл бұрын
actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will
@jasonjeffery97284 жыл бұрын
Cheese for the Cheese God
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
Well you won't share your money through paying tax
@nicholasnelson10052 жыл бұрын
Absolutely lovely! My children love to watch your videos they're so family friendly and made for anyone to enjoy.
@diamondman42524 жыл бұрын
This video makes me feel happy inside. I am so glad for this wholesome, positive, adorable video.
@polskipolak11294 жыл бұрын
Spiffing : *Is British* Spiffing : *Starts enslaving people* Me : Hey I've seen this one!
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhh we don't talk about that here have some tea and don't speak of it
@polskipolak11294 жыл бұрын
@@bruhdude2725 Is it Yorkshire Gold?
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
@@polskipolak1129 even better spifco tea only available for limited time
@polskipolak11294 жыл бұрын
@@bruhdude2725 NO! W E W A N T *Y O R K S H I R E G O L D*
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
@@polskipolak1129 sorry but at the moment spiff has bought the remaining supply and strated selling his own brand
@JokoCi4 жыл бұрын
The Asur want to have a talk with you. They are laughing about your little bankaccount.
@iainmcdonald53754 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in trade routes*
@_.l4n34 жыл бұрын
By Asura, By Asura, By Ausra! It's the grand champion! Standing next to meeee.
@pdc49304 жыл бұрын
Laughs in entrepreneur skill trait.
@KaneCold4 жыл бұрын
well, high elves are on an island though, like any good empire ... clearly, they should have the superior economy
@jacobp94704 жыл бұрын
15:11 Here are some nice words in your quest for monetisation: happy, smiley, cuddly, fluffy, sweet, sugar, puppies, kittens.
@DerAnanasKing4 жыл бұрын
19:26 I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong. the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line. teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible. you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.
@epicyes70144 жыл бұрын
smartass
@pooroldman50894 жыл бұрын
smartass
@epicyes70144 жыл бұрын
Chlamydia
@christophekeating214 жыл бұрын
You misspelled "whom."
@GregoryMarkowski4 жыл бұрын
Smartass
@favourites1444 жыл бұрын
Spiff: oh it’s just sudoku I’ll be fine *get the puzzle wrong* Also Spiff: Oh no I’m a melon
@defensivekobra38734 жыл бұрын
He is a versatile man, sometimes a Mellon, sometimes a god, sometimes a servant of the empire, full time Explorer and magician
@Narinjas4 жыл бұрын
Well he will do sudoku on 1.1.2020 because of Kappa (coppa)
@TheVergile4 жыл бұрын
to be fair: some of the puzzles are actually faulty and ask you for a wrong answer....yea
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
For insulting our primemister spiff you will have to pay extra tax
@nukeofficial11034 жыл бұрын
It was the blue 2 right?
@Lady_Rhea4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics Me: I see this as an absolute win!
@samuelmire93894 жыл бұрын
"HAPPY WORDS"(this video nice youtube)
@nicolasbehounek8054 жыл бұрын
What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is
@benjaminwilliams81614 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Say happy things in the comments Me: Yorkshire tea
@samusteger74154 жыл бұрын
why is this not hearted yet?
@benjaminwilliams81614 жыл бұрын
@@samusteger7415 I don't know😂
@sim.frischh97814 жыл бұрын
@@samusteger7415 Spiff has to sleep at least 3 hours a day too.
@ramsesbyron20044 жыл бұрын
Happy words, nice words, and muwhahahahahah FUN FUN FUN!
@aidenpons95844 жыл бұрын
In-game text says "Slaves decline naturally over time". *Naturally.*
@BlackWolf18C4 жыл бұрын
Naturally, if you work them to death, there will be decline... Dark Elf logic.
@Greensiteofhell4 жыл бұрын
@@BlackWolf18C Dork Elfs*
@OldSpacePizza4 жыл бұрын
"Write nice things" ok Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families. Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^
@Greencapybara4 жыл бұрын
I love how happy the little guinea pigs look! They're so cute and cheerful!
@sethbettwieser4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "If you like and comment nice words, KZfaq will decide that this video can be monetized" Me: "KZfaq is completely balanced"
@derekzamzow13384 жыл бұрын
I love family friendly content like this! My kids and I enjoy watching this together! It teaches great family values and ethics!
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
Today we'll being learning about paying tax
@derekzamzow13384 жыл бұрын
@@bruhdude2725 as a Canadian that is my favorite thing
@garthalmunemuralias91014 жыл бұрын
@@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?
@derekzamzow13384 жыл бұрын
@@garthalmunemuralias9101 you betcha eh. I also fed my polar bear this mornin
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
@@derekzamzow1338 well looks like you'll be on the front line of the invasion of the US
@RoboReviewsMovies4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Dork elves have no good anti-infantry units." Har-Ganeth Executioners: Exists
@moustrout12994 жыл бұрын
don't mind the fact that executioners can curbstomp any other top tier unit when dark elf army ability activates :)
@triploshadow4 жыл бұрын
@@moustrout1299 Sisters of Slaughter Exist Witch Elves Exists Black Ark Corsairs Exists Shades with dual weapons Exists Death Hag on a shrine of Khaine Exists Charriots Exists Hell I mean you can recruit corsairs fairly early in the campaign and they will prety much fuck anything that is not heavily armoured and not on a horse.
@Aredel4 жыл бұрын
Black Dragon with a Noxious Breath: Exists Reaper Bolt Throwers: Exists Cold One Dread Knights: Sort of Exists Hydras: Exists
@sqqqvalueinvestor3724 жыл бұрын
You guys go ahead and use them and see if they can beat tire 1 enemy infantry
@CharloBingu3 жыл бұрын
@@sqqqvalueinvestor372 he’s on normal of course they’ll shit on a t1 army lol
@sjonnieplayfull58594 жыл бұрын
Spiff: say nice things in the comments. Me: Tea. Glorious tea. Glorious, lovely tea. We will fill the world with happy tea plantations, educate all people how to drink glorious tea and make so much tea the next time your cousins get angry they will be throwing ocean into the tea.... Ah yes, the tea...
@TakumaSamma4 жыл бұрын
This was so sweet, creating that much jobs is the best.
@WindmillForTheLand4 жыл бұрын
Malekith is making so many jobs you wont believe it, so many jobs it'll make your head spin!
@heyhoe1684 жыл бұрын
There will no unemployed left.
@zettour.4 жыл бұрын
Infinite money through slaves. Slaneesh: *That's just one of their perfect uses!*
@tauempire17934 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@plinkthenecrobird88514 жыл бұрын
Tau Empire Oh don’t worry, the only ones enslaving the Tau are the Ethereals!
@tauempire17934 жыл бұрын
@@plinkthenecrobird8851 well that's better than Slanesh
@chaos97314 жыл бұрын
*oh yes~*
@theloniousscalliwag3 жыл бұрын
This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!
@monkeybusiness6734 жыл бұрын
You know, the irony of giving skelettal bony bois the "meat shield" property is very much appreciated! Hence, I am going to fulfill your wish and post some nice words to assist in the monetization conundrum. Puppies, rainbows, good luck and world peace!
@OddWorlderer4 жыл бұрын
"are you an unpaid intern?" "Do you want to be paid even less" ... What?
@Target8504 жыл бұрын
that means you will have to pay spiff
@9Flatline4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my field of study.
@chaoswarriorbr4 жыл бұрын
Actually, slaves earn food and housing, so technically they earn more then unpaid interns! Sad, but true!
@sirshotty76894 жыл бұрын
Karl-Markkus Hiiemäe congrats, you discovered taxation
@sjonnieplayfull58594 жыл бұрын
@@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...
@bonercityboys30584 жыл бұрын
I love this Minecraft playthrough perfect for children under 5
@mrfluffy92734 жыл бұрын
no no humans over 14 *cough(COPPA is a thing) *cough
@Oblithian4 жыл бұрын
@@mrfluffy9273 Get to the COPPA?
@azrielg7344 жыл бұрын
..., I don't get it?
@azrielg7344 жыл бұрын
@Micheal Dalon oh, ... Good thing my KZfaq channel isnt made to make money then I guess
@nonameworm694 жыл бұрын
"I'M A MELON! I love it.... gonna use it :3
@meilir19674 жыл бұрын
Spiff: This simple exploit will win you the game! *twenty hours later* Me: finally I’ve enslaved the universe
@BarokaiRein4 жыл бұрын
Jeff the chaos god of cheese smiles upon you.
@tauempire17934 жыл бұрын
@Nightingale wellllllll they both are incest gods who are related to each other
@luceyorb73764 жыл бұрын
"I'm not interested in conquering lands" -The Spiffing Brit Reading between the lines: You don't need to conquer if you can colonize.
@jerubaal1014 жыл бұрын
So that was a lie.
@ZeroCrystal4 жыл бұрын
I would say it's a bit more of a nuance thing.
@HummingbirdSound4 жыл бұрын
"Wave after wave... slowly drifting... wave after waaaaave...!"
@tyronnosaurusrex3 жыл бұрын
This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:
@MoonFlux4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: *Slaves are bad* Also Spiff: *That being said, we need a lot of them.*
@dwarfie244 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: we are soo baad.
@pyranna20034 жыл бұрын
Spiff: Dark Elves don't have any infantry that are good at fighting Har Ganeth Executioners: Are we a joke to you?
@snoweefrost44124 жыл бұрын
I had G3 Executioners in a custom battle, 50/50 made it home fighting alone against 1 Skaven Warlord & 6 units of Clanrat Swords.
@OniGanon4 жыл бұрын
I always find Sisters of Slaughter and Black Guards an absolute nightmare to deal with if you don't annihilate them at range early in the fight.
@ajzoo044 жыл бұрын
I really am waiting for someone to make a tau reference here...
@hisokamorow67094 жыл бұрын
HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.
@dandandowntown4 жыл бұрын
Strong Infantry Selection: Are WE a joke to you?
@patricksmith7626 Жыл бұрын
What a kind and generous video! Love love love.
@ajgathright37902 жыл бұрын
Wholesome and perfectly family friendly. Inspiring
@guiorgy4 жыл бұрын
19:26 Spiff... Scavens deployed 3641, it's your dark elves that deployed 1784 and lost 809...
@vergiltheinfamousdarkslaye60674 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments" Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
@truedox4 жыл бұрын
I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time
@Extramrdo4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments" Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
@swaggercat90004 жыл бұрын
*Happy Brit noises*
@allengilbert74634 жыл бұрын
*Two days later* Spiff: "Anyway, that was my brief foray into Total War: Warhammer II..."
@Emeraldwake4 жыл бұрын
“Happy nice good words”
@zacksilverstone76424 жыл бұрын
*Slave = Money = Army = Slave* "I see nothing wrong with this."
This video made me start using happy nice words 10/10 would recommend.
@war19804 жыл бұрын
"You should do a rebel." Hey, I'm a rebel....
@ArthurEKing84724 жыл бұрын
6:20 Spiff: "It's a Sudoku! It's Blue One!" Logic Problem Puzzle: "I'm not a Sudoku! I'm more than just numbers!" Blue Two: "Am I just a joke to you?"
@Devan-sm8tr4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was red two.
@michaeldaigle72074 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure it's red two, so there isn't two blues
@ArthurEKing84724 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well. This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two. Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer. That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.
@ArthurEKing84724 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow (B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1) (R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4) (Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2) (P1) (T2) (B4) (R3) The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2. If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.
@MrJuggalokilla694 жыл бұрын
@@ArthurEKing8472 r/theydidthemath
@manuelcura24033 жыл бұрын
So if we copy paste some nice words you don't get demonaticed? Nice, pretty nice, fantastic, adorable, genius, lovely. This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
@eimaiogatik2 жыл бұрын
Thanx for another videos I ve tried this one as well as the Byzantin Empire's exploit in Attila and it's Great
@yvindblff56284 жыл бұрын
Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count. So. Nice things, eh? Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.
@spugggaldon3614 жыл бұрын
"we've got torture pits, they're fantastic" - The Spiffing Brit 2019
@heyhoe1684 жыл бұрын
Are not we happy to have those pits?
@HrHaakon4 жыл бұрын
We put you in the pits, and then we torture you. It's very literal.
@andresrincon752 Жыл бұрын
What a wholesome video. Nothing but great nice quality from Spiff.
@eschcal98394 жыл бұрын
These cats playing strategy games and drinking tea are not only friendly and highly entertaining, but they are great for the whole family. I love this kind of wholesome, honest content. Why, I'd want to advertise my products on this show, perhaps tea related? Yes, this video involving cats and tea just chilling and having whack fun should be recommended to everyone for how profitable it is. I wish all videos showed kindness and tolerance as this one does. The diversity we've seen during this video is truly heart warming and makes me feel confident humanity has a bright an happy future where we are able to live and work as one towards the goals that will profit the many.
@TheCommunistColin4 жыл бұрын
"Dark Elves don't have any units good at actually fighting" wheezes in sisters of slaughter
@mangaranwow25434 жыл бұрын
Maybe Malekith could lend him some gold so he can purchase the DLC ;)
@MrAchsas4 жыл бұрын
TheCommunistColin or you know all the other good infantry this guy is high like why does he have a shit army still after a fk ton of turns
@clefsan4 жыл бұрын
he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty
@MrAchsas4 жыл бұрын
@@clefsan well then why does he complain about the auto result when his army is poo poo xD
@clefsan4 жыл бұрын
if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.
@Rudevald4 жыл бұрын
Calling chaos knights "Holy" xD
@dannydevito32842 жыл бұрын
I really love the hiring process you put in place here
@Dennis-lz9lw4 жыл бұрын
"We can go from here, to right over here" Shows the only part of the map that's not actually accessible.
Hey spiff when you fought the skaven you were looking at your losses not there's
@infernalelysium76764 жыл бұрын
Beautiful upload, completely marvelous to say the least.
@nathanlall68403 жыл бұрын
heart warming display of kindness displayed by a adorable kitten and puppy. Wholesome family friendly entertainment.
@KBShantuma4 жыл бұрын
You want a nice word? Here have one: "Erdbeerkuchen" This is a very nice word.
@plastikus284 жыл бұрын
Lovely word, now I am hungry.
@sebastianlodge75494 жыл бұрын
Shakara strawberry something?
@plastikus284 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianlodge7549 strawberry cake.
@reginadea28214 жыл бұрын
@@plastikus28 What does it say about the Germans that their word for strawberry includes the word "beer"?
@davethompson33264 жыл бұрын
@@reginadea2821 Healthy perspective
@bobsmith70664 жыл бұрын
“I am not interested in conquering lands.” - Spiff 2019 There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!
@itchykami4 жыл бұрын
Oh, looks like Spiff payed off the Queen.
@IDontKnow-zc2sb4 жыл бұрын
We the brits don't conquer, just improve.
@ignis4884 жыл бұрын
Don't conquer, just colonize
@MoonPatch4 жыл бұрын
Conquering is such an UNFORTUNATE word. The Brits *aggressively occupy what is already theirs*
@jimothyworldbuilding36644 жыл бұрын
Oh but sir we don't conquer for conquest... we do it for money. Spiff is merely circumventing the usual method and, as such, is doing nothing wrong.
@darthkaj82744 жыл бұрын
This video was recommended to me, I can safely say that it is “algorithm”-ic.
@Stevesndkayla2184 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see Reanu Keeves some more. He’s my role model.
@toddh94294 жыл бұрын
"Just have a lot of money and accidentally buy India" - Historians, probably
The adorable kittens make me happy and I love all the great inspiration plus wonderful feelings. Your strong stance on equality is so heartening. "Happy things"?
how about the "entrepeneur" hero trait for the high elves: it stacks and you can reach a point were you earn 30k extra money for each hero. There's also the huge number of 200g/turn full stack army of skeletons for the vampire lords.
@deni140492deni4 жыл бұрын
just keep hiring high elf heroes with the entrepeneur skill. it increases 3% of your total global income for each hero and 5% of the local province income. that 3% increase will stack with each hero to the point that you'll get dozens of tousands gold increase/turn if you have enough entreponeur heroes
@brokensky23784 жыл бұрын
Legend of total war had a response to this video using that exact tactic. The numbers were terrifying
@666Kaca4 жыл бұрын
@@deni140492deni That takes way longer to come into play though. You need influence, gold and most importantly, hero capacity.
@gumundur17214 жыл бұрын
@@666Kaca Well currently I'm on turn 106 on VH got 7 of those entrepreneurs in my capital and around 6 more in armies (Teclis is wizard he doesn't get one :þ) 7 full stacks and still go 24k income but I guess I got more provinces than Spiff since I'm really aggressive this late game 7 armies going around everywhere so much fun ;D
@firockfinion33264 жыл бұрын
"Brief foray" >Spent like a dozen hours on this video
@KorilD4 жыл бұрын
Love that dry British humour.
@harrisonedwards92194 жыл бұрын
I thought that was a brief foray.
@leadpaintchips94614 жыл бұрын
That is a brief foray into TW:WH.
@iraqiwalker14364 жыл бұрын
In TW:WH, if you spent anything less than 50+ hours, that's a brief foray. Especially when playing a Mortal Empires campaign.
@torva3604 жыл бұрын
For any total war game, that is brief.
@itmf6565 Жыл бұрын
how wonderful this video was to watch! It made me soo happy :)
@DsiakMondala Жыл бұрын
I love you and I love your family, please be happy forever!
@2007Shockwave4 жыл бұрын
Mug: The preferred term of beer drinkers or the dreaded coffee drinkers. *Sips coffee*
@X1x1Scrolls1x5X4 жыл бұрын
"Brother get the shotgun...The heavy shotgun"
@juliansoler68174 жыл бұрын
14:56 "Creative language skills!" This game is nice! This video is nice! All things nice and fuzzy and fluffy. Happy nice words. And all things positive vibes!
@EJFreelancer3 жыл бұрын
“Are you an unpaid intern? How would you like to be making... EVEN LESS?” I know a stack underflow exploit when I see one. Sign me up!
@cp1cupcake4 жыл бұрын
You can do a similar thing with the High Elves by spamming entrepreneur heroes.
@nikofarmer-rouse45904 жыл бұрын
What if we told you you could spend 215 per turn to generate 3K per turn Spiff
@Asraeks4 жыл бұрын
Entrepenour is much better than this
@hohenzollern60254 жыл бұрын
Bah... poppy-cock. Just play the dwarves, and who cares how much money you make, because you spend almost none of it. I usually break 100k by turn 30. They get bonus income from mines and tool makers. The armies are relatively cheap (compared to other factions). And buildings are free*, which is what you will spend the most money on early game, obviously. Also, they are bluebies, so have a lot more other factions to trade with. Once your trade routes are set up (with your better than average mines) you start cranking the cash. If i dont break a million in the bank by turn 75, I built wayyyyyy too many armies. *"Free buildings? what? HOW!?!" It's all about the traits, gotta pay attention to the traits... 'Ancestral blood: Grungni"... what else are you going to do with all those runesmiths?
@xiii07224 жыл бұрын
@@hohenzollern6025 oh, if that's true. Thank you, never knew
@raifthemad4 жыл бұрын
@@hohenzollern6025 Dawi shmawi, LegendOfTotalWar did a top 5 richest total war factions video where the high elves were making over a million each turn, the province with all the enterpreneur heroes made either quarter or close to half a mil don't remember which it was. I think it was the enterpreneur, it's the trait that gives 3% extra taxe income across the kingdom.
@Galdenberry_Lamphuck4 жыл бұрын
Listening to spiff makes me the happiest underpaid dish miner on the planet.
@bruhdude27254 жыл бұрын
People paying tax makes me the happiest empire in the world
@AliA-jn5ko4 жыл бұрын
What a lovely summer breeze while frolicking through meadows and surprise hiring friends.
@123yomum4 жыл бұрын
This is such a happy and joyful video, so amazing. Thank you so much
@1chaplain4 жыл бұрын
"Malakith beating slavess back to the south" I see what you did there