My Wife Won't Stop Cheating On Me.

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Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III Is the latest entry into the crusader kings series and it has just celebrated it's 2 year anniversary. The Developers have given me the challenge of trying to speedrun to 100 development whilst not cheating and only using the approved developer perfectly balanced and not overpowered gameplay features! We will be following the life of elon husk who will be making money and becoming the richest most succesful man in the world we will fight wars or just become the most famous person on the planet but it won't be enough to stop my wife from cheating on me! So sit back and enjoy this divorce simulator which has been disguised under the name of a grand strategy game CK3! I loved playing CK2 and I am excited to be able to show off this next in CK3! But is this new game Crusader Kings 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is making money by divorcing overpowered! Well lets see what The Spiffing Brit has to show us today in Crusader Kings III
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Crusader Kings III is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the 100 development speedrun Challenge is broken!! How can you even Become Famous and prestigious in CK3 without doing any big cheats! What strange Strategy game exploit is this! Also featuring Unlimited gold thanks to a gold exploit / money exploit!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: My Wife Won't Stop Cheating On Me!! - Crusader Kings 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
CHAPTERS
00:00 - A 100 Development Speedrun???
00:41 - ELON HUSK
01:31 - Exploit 1: Custom Characters
04:15 - Taking Cordoba
06:43 - Wife Exploit
10:02 - Making Children
12:17 - Exploit 2: Making Many Crops
19:00 - REVENGE OF THE WIFE
22:35 - The Great Disrobing….
30:38 - Our Final Steps to Victory
32:31 - INVADE THE FRENCH
32:36 - Thank you and Goodbye!
#Funny #Exploit #CK3

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@obamabingchilling Жыл бұрын

Having an absolute godawful-looking character is actually one of the greatest exploits. You can tell if your child is yours by looking if your children are also amalgamations of horror. Spiff is truly a genius.

@ellotheregovna401 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@Voltboy1449 Жыл бұрын

MEDIEVAL PROBLEMS REQUIRE MEDIVAL SOLUTIONS also being an inbred habsburg

@y.b4251 Жыл бұрын

Big brain move. And also big cheekbones, big nose, big eyes, big jaw, and big distorted mouth.

@LMixir Жыл бұрын

Strange... My matriarchal rulers don't seem to have this issue... must be something I'm doing wrong.

@emc2beans Жыл бұрын

Behind every successful man there is a ridiculously OP woman and a team of highly-specialized vassals

@misterec5834 Жыл бұрын

Of curse, women don't follow unsuccessful men

@nairocamilo Жыл бұрын

Yugo l'eliatrope would agree!

@forwadnothing8212 Жыл бұрын

@pscyking Жыл бұрын

And behind every ridiculously OP woman is their husband's wife's boyfriend.

@petrifiedsuezo4202 Жыл бұрын

Or a very strong gay man

@JohnDoe-on6ru Жыл бұрын

-"Did you cheat on me?" -"No!" **Looks at normal looking son** -"YES YOU DID!"

@Maniacman2030 11 ай бұрын

"If he isn't a cube, he ain't mine!"

@bitnecromancer3721 Жыл бұрын

Wife: I'm cheating on you. Spiff: But can I exploit this to become god? Wife: Yes. Spiff: 👍

@Gaelic-Spirit Жыл бұрын

The only time cheating is okay

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@ProjectRedfoot Жыл бұрын

"I CHEATED FOR *YOU,* SPIFF!"

@amaruhouston6006 10 ай бұрын

Being cheated on in return I become a god yeah I'll take that deal😂

@stalkingtiger777 Жыл бұрын

Lol, imagine that award acceptance speech. I'd like to thank my wife for being my right hand. I'd like to thank my wife's boyfriend for developing the land. I'd like to thank my wife's other boyfriend for conquering Holland.

@Creshex8 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣 So many of these comments are so good you’d swear Spiffing Brit is making them with puppet accounts!

@crazychicken7125 Жыл бұрын

@@Creshex8 leaves you with a little chuckle for sure

@Jaxeking Жыл бұрын

And I'd like to thank my other wife for letting me cry on her shoulder

@the_r4ts Жыл бұрын

Let's go, polyamory!

@BringDHouseDown Жыл бұрын

.....OHH "HO-LAND" I get it.....I get it ....................

@SapioiT Жыл бұрын

Your wife's cheating is probably the only thing holding the kingdom together. Her skills so good she has a dozen vassals hooked for life, and all those children are family ties to them to make them unable to leave even when they get older and not so in-power anymore, if you catch my tokyo drift.

@soldiersPL Жыл бұрын

Well, on other hand, he could had made his wife in to lesbian, making her aim mostly on wahmen, so no bastards

@Grasher134 Жыл бұрын

To be fair his wife cheating produced better kids as his vassals had OP stats. So she was looking out for him by cheating on him. Ensuring Spiff's legacy will be stronger

@Shadow.24772 Жыл бұрын

@@Grasher134 ah, a GENETIC legacy...if only the Habsburgs would've thought the same!~

@KNIGHTMARE1045 Жыл бұрын

@@soldiersPL

@thalmoragent9344 Жыл бұрын

@@Grasher134 That's... still not an excuse to cheat

@NavarroRefugee Жыл бұрын

There's something deeply hilarious about hand crafting your perfect waifu only for her to almost immediately start cheating on you.

@emma7933 Жыл бұрын

i think the problem is that he made all his custom characters Beautiful. that make seduction schemes way more likely to succeed, so every time one of his councillors had a random seduction attempt happen his wives just swooned.

@Makedar-nim Жыл бұрын

@@emma7933 This game really have a parameter like "bueaty", which depends on NPC looks like?

@emma7933 Жыл бұрын

@@Makedar-nim nah it's a trait that gives them like instagram filter smooth skin, which is why i don't actually like using it on my characters. it also makes characters like your chatacter more.

@caracarter5946 Жыл бұрын

My husband is always horrified when I use these exploits in game, and called me a “monster” for making people surrender to me by having so much dread and making my children pay me back as soon as they come of age. Joke’s on him, I single-handedly ended the possibility of British colonization by replacing it with Irish colonization instead.

@jtwill930 Жыл бұрын

Another Irish-enthusiast approves of your actions. Between the Norse and the English, you gotta do what you gotta do. o7

@Bleilock1 Жыл бұрын

meh, this game is brain dead easy anyways, really cba to even ask what you did lol

@the_rover1 Жыл бұрын

savage cara, indeed!

@toasterofdoom9629 Жыл бұрын

@@Bleilock1 Why so salty?

@jamie_d0g978 Жыл бұрын

Hmmm, I likely trade reservations for whisky and potatoes. That's the colonialism that I like

@danielhale1 Жыл бұрын

The problem, Spiff, is your wives were brilliant enough to realize they could have everything: a rich powerful husband, and a lover they could stand to look at. You won the 100 development challenge, but I think your wives were the real victors here.

@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын

👻💬

@justgood7508 Жыл бұрын

@@bensoncheung2801 explain yourself

@supimzazz Жыл бұрын

It's not cheating if it doesn't go against the rules, therefore waifu never cheated. And she never complained about Elon reading books nor tried to sabotage Elon in any way, besides she kept being supportive and making sure everyone stayed by his side even if that meant having affairs with them.

@talldude1412 Жыл бұрын

True! If anything she collected dozens of trustworthy vassals to his cause! Also just SO much semen. His advisors frankly didn't have the energy to scheme against him, as they were so absolutely exhausted by boinking his insanely talented wife all the time. What an incredible diplomat, and absolutely ravenous sexual conqueror.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@brendonhavener Жыл бұрын

Well, she did sabotage her sculpture.

@googiegress7459 Жыл бұрын

@@brendonhavener It probably just wasn't turning out good enough.

@talldude1412 Жыл бұрын

@@googiegress7459 she was infinitely more talented than him in every measurable way lol if she didn't want it, he probably should have accepted that was the right course of action 😂

@TorIverWilhelmsen Жыл бұрын

"Ironman mode prevents cheating" King's wife: "Yeah, about that..."

@feartheghus 13 күн бұрын

shes so op the rules the devs made do not bind her.

@Patrick_The_Pure Жыл бұрын

As a Dutch person myself, i can say it is indeed true, unless you made your own windmill by the age of 18 you are not considered Dutch. It is a rite of passage everyone has to compete in.

@soogymoogi Жыл бұрын

I'm half dutch, can I build half a windmill?

@SephirothRyu Жыл бұрын

@@soogymoogi No, but you can build a bicycle.

@robertsullivan4706 Жыл бұрын

@@SephirothRyu I think that's a reasonable trade off for being halfsie.

@colonelgraff9198 Жыл бұрын

@@SephirothRyu nah just a unicycle

@tomvanbaarle7070 Жыл бұрын

you only needed to make one ?

@Soopaspud Жыл бұрын

"I just can't die!" fully expected the next frame to show him dead

@scottathan8641 Жыл бұрын

Spiff: *builds more than 1 farms and fields* Me: "WHAT THE FUCK"

@GretchenDawntreader Жыл бұрын

something about this being a Spiff game makes me think that the "friendship-building dinner with the wife" event was a failed poisoning attempt. Who was attempting to poison who, we may never know.

@danielharvison7510 Жыл бұрын

@Urazz It's a Londo Mollari type of poison, that's why. Harmless on its own, but when the second part of the poison is administered, they both get together and kill the poor target dead. Might have just been insurance, should *the worst* happen. Or in the case of mutual poisoning, a bit of mutually assured destruction.

@LordoftheNightWolves Жыл бұрын

"My waifu is pregnant" is not something I ever thought I would hear Spiff say.

@__Pigeon Жыл бұрын

Waiting for Spiff to name a child “Justa” so it could be Justa Husk

@Alizudo Жыл бұрын

Must surely be a daughter.

@peterstuyvesant1419 Жыл бұрын

As a Dutchman I’m very glad spiff has finally acknowledged our superiority.

@joost604 Жыл бұрын

And we have a Queen we can salute, preferrably Bea

@simonnading Жыл бұрын

Having worked for a partner of a Dutch company, in a liaison department, and then working for a different Dutch company, I can say, well, admit rather, that I can't really argue this point. Though I will say, your language sounds like English kindergarten teachers talking to their students.

@peterstuyvesant1419 Жыл бұрын

@@simonnading well our language is actually extremely rough, more so than German even but majority of Dutch people are pretty much fluent in English, with like 95 percent or so knowing it since it’s taught in schools.

@THEJPIndustry Жыл бұрын

Since beeing durch is your fursona (since durch doesnt exsist in real live) what is your actual Country?

@peterstuyvesant1419 Жыл бұрын

@@THEJPIndustry well no Durch is not a country nor a word. However the Netherlands is the country I’m from and Dutch is the language I speak as well as my nationality.

@Kortezxero Жыл бұрын

I was laughing until your lunatic character made clothes illegal. Then I almost choked on my damn salad laughing. This was an amazing run. Thanks for this.

@chaseross8900 Жыл бұрын

I love how his character's mouth never closes, just hangs open like the venus fly trap his sibling parents tried to replicate

@Yuusou. Жыл бұрын

24:37 seems like editors got tired of censoring the screen :D

@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat Жыл бұрын

29:24 too

@PuppetierMaster Жыл бұрын

nice

@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын

That wasn't even the first time... just 2-3 seconds after Spiff said that they'd have to censor... 22:57 to 23:00 somewhere... not that there's anything really to censor if you'd ask me.

@o76923 Жыл бұрын

Isn't there a setting to hide nudity on the game? Why was this even needed?

@Yuusou. Жыл бұрын

@@o76923 That's true, you can disable it.

@kamikazesopp Жыл бұрын

Dear god, when Spiff revealed that his country was Dutch despite being in Spain, I had a sudden flashback to the streamed multiplayer session where ISP successfully created the Belgian culture.

@willimeister2553 Жыл бұрын

What the fuck XD

@Cigmacica Жыл бұрын

They made my home region belgian. I was in shock, terror, and sadness.

@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын

Sauce?

@mondaysinsanity8193 Жыл бұрын

So fun fact holland actually was owned by spain at one point

@kamikazesopp Жыл бұрын

@@bensoncheung2801 Okay, my previous response got deleted. So, no-titles version: look for the Crusader Kings 3 stream on Spiff's or the Yogs Live channel from february this year.

@murrayshekelberg9754 Жыл бұрын

Half the fun is creating an absolute mutant of a character and watching the hell-spawn he generates with unlucky concubines.

@thenorwegianmaestro2007 Жыл бұрын

I think that was one of the greatest videos you've ever done. I could hear how much fun you were having with the wifes and kids and the commentary was glorious. Its also very fascinating to see someone being really good at a video game this intricate. Great work, as always.

@FUCKINB4RTo Жыл бұрын

Even after a absolute terrible day towing BS calls all day, I get home and low and behold, my favorite tea supremacist dropped a video and instantly made my day better. Thanks Spiff!

@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day friend

@trenthydra7189 Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit your editors need to go over the video again...

@GHOSTSTALKER90 Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit 24:37

@Trouble_Bubble36 5 күн бұрын

@@trenthydra7189 Shut up

@tatigan1389 Жыл бұрын

Spiff has exploited this game more than the British Empire exploited their colonies.

@billcipherproductions1789 Жыл бұрын

That’s saying something

@Wasthere73 Жыл бұрын

The sun never sets on the British empire because god doesn't trust them in the dark

@gifigi600 Жыл бұрын

Spiff has exploited every game 1000000 more times than the British Empire

@UtterlyShagged Жыл бұрын

Someone's gotta make up for the deficit...

@LilacStarbloom Жыл бұрын

3:37 wow, what an accurate recreation of a modern real person of similar name that certainly has no relation to the in game character!

@moviebad109 Жыл бұрын

“We could all be a Mastermind Philosopher who’s intelligent and a lunatic.” Based on that combo of personality traits alone, I’ll follow him anywhere.

@roebenjaminpeled2705 Жыл бұрын

Police man: Mr. Spiff, we have several complaints about you doing war crimes. Let me count them down for you *DROPS BOOK WITH 1000 PAGES ON THE TABLE" this is the first book. Spiff: ohh how nice of you to gather all my achievements in one place! By the way, do you have any tea here?

@nicolaspeters5980 Жыл бұрын

By collecting all crimes in one place it makes it all the easier to destroy proof of all your crimes *lights a match*

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@googiegress7459 Жыл бұрын

Spiff: dunks book in giant teapot

@MrT3a Жыл бұрын

Even better : *Drops book with 1000 pages on the table* "This is the first index book for the first archive vault. We're gonna be there long."

@simonnading Жыл бұрын

I love that youtube cut it off at the "1000 PAGES" so I thought "really, only 1000?" before being pleasantly surprised and affirmed by the rest of the comment.

@combrade-t Жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm kinda suprised that the 100 stat characters didn't speed it up even more, I've seen some less exploity videos that have had it done in admittedly a lot longer but in worse areas but took I think abt 3x as long, was expecting the 100 stat characters to reduce it by more than that.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@TheZenistar Жыл бұрын

The 100 stat steward is the most important part of this video, without him it wouldn't have been possible

@milo36gdh Жыл бұрын

Befriending the steward and going for centralization perk could have helped a lot. Diverging and and grabbing gardener would have helped as well. Also not sure what culture his steward was but the game checks maximum development penality innovation of a steward and not the ruler

@400and4 Жыл бұрын

I actually learned a lot from this. I never knew that the dutch build windmills. I always thought that those just grow on their own on their fertile lands and only we have to build them to mimic they dutch.

@jamesmazzocchi7136 Жыл бұрын

The queen died and you were the first person I thought of

@Hyena-Princess Жыл бұрын

Making a character based off of Elon Musk and making him a loser who parasites off of other people? *Chef's kiss* That's that accuracy I'm here for.

@andromidius Жыл бұрын

I literally chef's kissed when he called his character a bottom feeder. Perfect representation, 11/10.

@Joot_Doctor Жыл бұрын

Also the fact that Elon Husk is being cucked by every person in the kingdom.

@msolomonii9825 Жыл бұрын

@@andromidius Absolutely!

@msolomonii9825 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised elon hasn't sued yet over the perfectly accurate representation

@goofy851 Жыл бұрын

@@msolomonii9825 He's too busy trying to weasel out of buying Twitter after signing the deal.

@ChartreuseDan Жыл бұрын

Let that be a lesson: don't forget the honest trait when making an OP waifu

@dane1382 Жыл бұрын

And chaste

@ChartreuseDan Жыл бұрын

@@dane1382 Chaste gives a fertility penalty so maybe not

@greywolf7577 Жыл бұрын

@@ChartreuseDan I guess the game has to give a negative to balance out the positive, but isn't being chaste in real life only supposed to apply to outside marriage?

@ChartreuseDan Жыл бұрын

Ooh, also you could replace all the Dutch rulers at game start with custom non-dutch rulers so you're cultural head earlier on

@Norbert_Sattler Жыл бұрын

Have you considered giving your culture gardening? The gardener courtier gives a really nice bonus to development in the capital, but not %, but a flat points bonus, which all the % modifiers you stacked can then boost to high heavens.

@implespaynter Жыл бұрын

Bravo 👏🏽 🌹🌹🌹 👏🏽I enjoyed ever minute of this! Thank you

@GlaucoHass Жыл бұрын

Can we just agree that this video was just a little bit about exploits, but absolutely about the story telling? I'm in tears 😂

@ramagefreak Жыл бұрын

also if you add sayid as a cheep trait. you can easily spot when your wife cheats as it always passes onto children -.-

@craigpund8503 Жыл бұрын

hmm, seems like another bug of the game - if everyone believes it's your child, it should have sayyid, since it's just a trait of belief. now, if it were exposed that the child is a bastard, then have the trait removed.

@lukeribbons7893 Жыл бұрын

Hey Spiff, if you want vassals to not rebel the best personality trait is Just which adds +200 honor to AI personality which defines how they act. They also recently added the Loyal trait which makes vassals, more loyal.

@joshwatson8539 Жыл бұрын

I love your CK exploits Hope to see more of them soon Thanks for all the hard work that must of gone into making all your videos to you spiff and your development team

@michelvanderlinden8363 Жыл бұрын

"Dirk Floriszoon" would be a ye-olde dutch name. Before Napoleon Bonaparte conquered the Netherlands, we typically had surnames based on who our parents were, and then added "son" or "daughter" after that. So say, Floris had a son named Dirk, then Dirk would have the surname "Floriszoon" (Floris + zoon, which means "son"). Bonaparte actually changed that system, having people come up with proper last names to better register the population.

@legostarwarsfan1662 Жыл бұрын

Jansen (basically Dutch for Johnson) is still one of the most common Dutch lastnames, though I don't doubt that such lastnames are far less ubiquitous as you pointed out. When Napoleon reorganized things most people just used the lastnames/nicknames they already had, I.e. de Jong, which means "the young" or "junior" or de vries which means "the frisian" not to mention the many names with the "van" or "Vander" suffix, meaning "of" or "of the" respectively. Though, as you pointed out people did stop changing said lastnames every generation. My intention is merely to clarify (in a probably completely unnecessary and definitely long-winded fashion) the original comment, which does itself make a very legitimate point.

@jtwill930 Жыл бұрын

Spiff's son is named Elon Elonszoon in the video lol

@0th_Law Жыл бұрын

Couple tips: if you’d made your wife Ace when creating her, then you could be confident that any of those “not my own” events would be false, because it’d be impossible for anyone to become your wife’s lover. If you had formed a hybrid culture, then you would’ve been able to become involved in the Iberian struggle, and potentially get the ability to further increase development with stuff like the “Sponsor Jewish Sciences” decision, on top of being able to research more quickly by having more developed counties of your culture. Also, if your development is growing quickly enough, then the “increase maximum development penalty” techs will honestly be useless compared to one of the ones that outright increases development growth. Before you researched urbanization, Cordoba had a -18.4 penalty. After you researched urbanization, Cordoba’s penalty remained -18.4.

@aaronh3347 Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh how I love and miss the CK videos so much fun watching these even coming back and watching them again.

@aleonflex6611 Жыл бұрын

YOOOO this is awesome. i reported that two building in same province exploit to spiff discord like when royal court came out. it make me really happy to see it in the video.

@EJFreelancer Жыл бұрын

Classic Spiff action when I least expected it. Perfectly balanced, no exploits, just as the developers intended. Even inspired me to switch my lunch beverage from pop to tea.

@geckoman1011 Жыл бұрын

Liked your comment because you referred to it as pop and not a "soda"

@robertlewis6915 Жыл бұрын

Kombucha is superior; it is aged tea, the kind that has life experience and knows what's up.

@Remixersoloman Жыл бұрын

@@robertlewis6915 "Kombucha is superior" 🤓

@robertlewis6915 Жыл бұрын

@@Remixersoloman I get that occasionally.

@SportyMabamba Жыл бұрын

@@robertlewis6915 just leave a tea on the side until it grows a skin.

@davidsaintjohn4248 Жыл бұрын

"barely an inconvenience" Spiff watches Ryan George? I could see that.

@jameshart2622 Жыл бұрын

When I first read this comment, I wasn't sure if his comment was an accident or not. Then I heard him actually say it. He 100% watches Ryan George.

@ItsATrappProductions Жыл бұрын

I think this is my favorite video on your channel. I've come back to watch it quite a few times. Elon Husk, glorious ruler of the French, Dutch, and maybe everywhere?! 😂

@IWFDI Жыл бұрын

I simply love your Crusader Kings videos Spiff! They are simply amazing!

@Stingrae951 Жыл бұрын

I'm sitting here at the office on my break watching this, having to stifle my fits of laughter. Thank you as always Spiffing Brit for making me laugh!

@ANTICENA571 Жыл бұрын

“Who needs love when you have books?” How dare you steal my motto

@erdemalegoz1816 Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss mate, the queen has passed..

@Hippie_King15 Жыл бұрын

I already watched this video yet for some reason I feel like coming back and watching the whole thing again.

@EffinChat Жыл бұрын

"The Dutch don't exist at all, I've never seen them" *Zylus fades from existence*

@sebbes333 Жыл бұрын

11:48 "Kreggla" ? That's a character in a beautiful fantasy story called: *"The tale of Rand"* (I think? Swedish name: "Sagan om rand") by author: *Cecilia Wennerström* I highly recommend reading it (or even better: audio book) if you like fantasy stories.

@darkerarius Жыл бұрын

Aw, I can't find a translated version.

@sebbes333 Жыл бұрын

@@darkerarius Try checking with your local library, maybe they can do something to find a translated version? Let me know how it goes :) Good luck!

@mxfoedl5448 Жыл бұрын

Majestic

@Notzachnope Жыл бұрын

This man impresses me more and more every video. Eventually, Spiff will be able to "Balance" life to the point of perfection.

@maxinecase8738 Жыл бұрын

I did this using Visby a couple of years back, that place is a complete fortress once you get its unique building, rushing centralization on stewardship before scholar seemed better, but I didn't have the 100 stat council.

@how_arya Жыл бұрын

Love it when KZfaqrs reference other KZfaqrs “Barely an inconvenience!”

@lucioushellbladesgamingkingdom Жыл бұрын

Loved it, hope to see more. Going to drink nothing but tea after I get up in the morning.

@tiggytheimpaler5483 Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss my friend

@QwertyDFTBA Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Love it when he plays CK3. His solution to any problems are always so wacky

@garylinker69 Жыл бұрын

Takes months to edit and the editor puts the Union flag upsidedown in first few minutes lol. Perfectly balanced indeed! 🤗👍🤓

@SportyMabamba Жыл бұрын

Flying a flag upside down is a form of distress signal - Spiff’s editors are making a cry for help 😯

@garylinker69 Жыл бұрын

@@SportyMabamba NOT the Union flag though! That doesn't sound balanced at all. More likely the editor was drinking coffee!! 🫣🤣

@Myriako Жыл бұрын

Thank you for this video! 😀🌸

@taintwasher3703 Жыл бұрын

I love how you are just exploiting away while Waifu is having her own little schemey subplot

@scottpolk8000 Жыл бұрын

This would be a great video to play "Hi, Bob". Every time Spiff says "development" you drink...tea.

@jordanespinosa2508 Жыл бұрын

I really needed the laughs from this today, thank you Spiff. Just so aggressively Dutch. And Waifu! Brilliant Waifu, getting together the manpower necessary to meet the needs of tax and bedroom in the same fell swoop!

@stephenwayant2790 Жыл бұрын

Top notch as always. Cheers!

@iwilltrytotry Жыл бұрын

one of the best, spif! great vid!

@AlicenRowdy Жыл бұрын

Started playing this game because of you and the Armchair Admirals and it's now one of my absolute faves. Always appreciate a well executed exploit by the most spiffing of Brits. Well done!

@alphaandomega4422 Жыл бұрын

"Who needs love when you have books?" How did he know my mantra on life?

@aidanhancock2117 Жыл бұрын

Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth II. God save the King. Hope spiff makes her a nice send off video.

@couchcommandoiv5528 Жыл бұрын

Just imagined the image of a lunatic king being a chess grandmaster at a naked court with a horrified opponent

@EchoingHorror Жыл бұрын

How did adding other custom characters work? It doesn't let me keep achievements on when I do more than one character, and that's the only reason to stay below 400 points so I assume Spiff has found a way

@thespiffingbrit Жыл бұрын

Create character. Return to menu. Return to game. Make under 400 character

@quickfate Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit OH SWEET JESUS... i was about to say, that never worked for me, but going back to menu makes it work?

@quickfate Жыл бұрын

wait no, it doesnt work when i tried it, resets to default character upon returning to menu

@prodrom Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit 29:24 the editor didn't censor

@ByMetoable Жыл бұрын

@@prodrom age restricted speedrun

@Icenri Жыл бұрын

As an Andalusian, I approve this speedrun. Now give us back Gibraltar you pirates!

@kevinwestermann1001 7 ай бұрын

All three of you are pirates, Dutch, English and Spanish. 😛

@RomanReignsOnTop Жыл бұрын

Let's raise a cup of tea and rejoice in her life, God save the queen.

@dpraptorP Жыл бұрын

Elon Husk.... 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 Hilarious video as always! Elon looks too funny!

@supremiumbagel578 Жыл бұрын

your CK3 content is some of the best on KZfaq. Keep it up man!

@sarchlalaith8836 Жыл бұрын

You forgot the religion of the canary Isles, it gives 15% dev in hills and they can build grand monuments that also give 30% dev from their culture. Norse get one ability that gives them 15% dev i forget what it's called. You should start Norse, invade canary hybridise, take Holy site in Spain, get the metropolitan benefit from iberian struggle for more dev and then you also get a small boost from rune stones I think but that might be something else. Oh and the gardens ability, being able to appoint a gardener really increases dev, I think 40% Then invade serdinia as the silver mine is in the hills and so is the rest of it so you get a big dev stack plus money and ideally connected for powerful but few knights and men at arms plays. Later you can hybridised with Germans for light cav, Indians for elephants and Mongols for horse archers.

@brocksamson3282 Жыл бұрын

i'm imaging you saying all that with only one large breath at the beginning.

@sarchlalaith8836 Жыл бұрын

@@brocksamson3282 cool

@D.KlWA-aG Жыл бұрын

@@sarchlalaith8836 Too winded to say anything else?

@Cigmacica Жыл бұрын

You can start with Haelstein because he’s strong and the closest to the canary islands

@biancaberg Жыл бұрын

I love crusader videos !!! U are the best thx for your work

@keeperofthefate Жыл бұрын

I've just bought CR3 and I didn't knew you could just create bunch of overpowered characters and had them as your court. Must try this now.

@Onio_Saiyan Жыл бұрын

Mastermind, genius, lunatic. Sounds like the Joker.

@TheMharr Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Elon Musk

@illCMAC Жыл бұрын

I love this game because Spiff introduced me to it. After all this time I never realized I could make my own custom npcs in an ironman run. Mind blown, love you Spiff.

@Talonidas7403 Жыл бұрын

Great video, keep making great stuff!

@AtAtaylor Жыл бұрын

When you said “more money equaling, of course,…” and didn’t follow it up with “more problems” I got the strange urge to fling my tea into the Boston Harbor

@crimsonemperor2219 Жыл бұрын

Nice! Spiff is doing more CK3 content. The amount of crazy things that are possible are amazing

@nairocamilo Жыл бұрын

Nothing is impossible when Paradox moolah is involved

@DauntlessAdonis Жыл бұрын

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵🇬🇧"

@hankelee Жыл бұрын

I just did

@jessejaimyhecker3350 Жыл бұрын

ty for the video love it!

@2old2kare94 Жыл бұрын

Hey spiff luv the vids. Keep up the great content

@joshdickey6164 Жыл бұрын

I remember the first time he played this with the amazing divorce simulator and one very grumpy Duke Ernst

@mahman1565 Жыл бұрын

He's back to ck3!🙏 You introduced me to this game in the first place and now i have 500 hours...

@Kelso540 Жыл бұрын

Your editors had me absolutely rolling dude. 10/10.

@stopthink7202 2 ай бұрын

The very second I read "divorce simulator" on the thumbnail, I was like "That's gotta be a spiffing brit clip right?"

@radgaming8437 Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, just made my tea, sat down to kill an hour and SHABLAM SURPRISE SPIFF

@gsuberland Жыл бұрын

"Elon Husk is naturally going to be a bottom feeder who constantly leeches off other people's creations" the shaaaaaade :D

@Anuthal Жыл бұрын

Hey, if it's true, it's true.^^

@ericgulseth74 Жыл бұрын

Came down here to post something similar, you beat me too it.

@Bsliggs Жыл бұрын

I always love your game selection spiff! I have like 300 hours on this game and never thought to try some of these xD

@Clasteau Жыл бұрын

The starting date is on my BIRTHDAY, OMG, you did this just for ME? *sobbing* THIS is the BEST GIFT EVER!!!!

@curry3106 Жыл бұрын

Just the thing I needed after playing the game nonstop the last 2 weeks

@happystar6314 Жыл бұрын

Hey spiff did you know there is a setting that removes nudity and just makes anyone that would be nude wear a bed sheet.

@SkyeSalindar Жыл бұрын

I bet his editor(s) wish he knew this 😂

@Jaciopathic Жыл бұрын

Hey spiff, have you seen the elder kings 2 mod for crusader kings 3? I'd love to see reanu keeves absolutely destroy elder scrolls themed crusader kings.