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@mossyboi9245 жыл бұрын
How dare he only have 5 minutes
@crismusflake5 жыл бұрын
he was pretty hard to animate (according to the animators) because of those shades of black and white
@elijahdage55235 жыл бұрын
At least it's a good five minutes
@patstaysuckafreeboss80065 жыл бұрын
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
@favesgrave5 жыл бұрын
Artem The GOAT Then how about you make ten minutes of GOOD animation of Noir?
@blank0po3675 жыл бұрын
You need 1 more like until 1k early congrats
@aidanchilders90435 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe he was only in five minutes of this movie, he stole every single second he was onscreen.
@Ruderickle24245 жыл бұрын
Honestly, every character in the movie did.
@madcap34505 жыл бұрын
@@Ruderickle2424 Ironically the only character I wasnt crazy about was miles Morales. He was literally just the same "misunderstood" teenage protagonist from every other movie ever made
@jonahcano39305 жыл бұрын
MadCap idk if I would say misunderstood more like a regular teen feeling a bunch of pressure as a teen
@madcap34505 жыл бұрын
@@jonahcano3930 that's why I put it in quotations
@zawarudo35825 жыл бұрын
IDontCare *WAIT*
@mackielunkey2205 Жыл бұрын
I love how they had every right to make Noir a douchey hardass, but they made him the most empathetic person on the team.
@katet-dp2ks Жыл бұрын
tbh u can still be a hardass while being empathetic
@mackielunkey2205 Жыл бұрын
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
@jricks3909 Жыл бұрын
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
@andreshurtado9149 Жыл бұрын
Is basically nic cage, being himself basically
@swaglevi4315 Жыл бұрын
@@jricks3909 spiders-man was the best spider-man
@tryinglyon Жыл бұрын
4:39 man throws a 3-hit combo and blows you up with a car as a finisher I love Noir so much
@LowIntSpecimen Жыл бұрын
I love that after the hat gets hit onto tombstone, he fixes it up properly
@lelandholmquist2467 Жыл бұрын
@@LowIntSpecimen I mean if I survived an encounter with spider noir and got his hat to my face I'm keeping it as a souvenir.
@malayka2175 Жыл бұрын
I CANT STRESS HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT PART LMAO
@ScrawnyClownSnatch Жыл бұрын
That followed by “yah hard boiled turtle slapper”
@dorathedestroyer770 Жыл бұрын
Dude I rewatched that like 10 times it was so good
@dauntlesswarriorproductions1125 жыл бұрын
5:22 Loki every time he sees the tesseract.
@GolDEn-wq4dv5 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@asistsnorlacks82575 жыл бұрын
Nobody: ender man
@darkassassinkantafly5 жыл бұрын
Loki in MCU Movies: Thor: Dies Avengers: Steals Tesseract Thor Dark World: Dies Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract Infinity War: Dies Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
@depressedmidlifecrisistimm30435 жыл бұрын
Nathan Armitage Lol, he actually did
@mad_hatt5 жыл бұрын
Dauntless Warrior Productions DEAD
@therandomguyonyoutube64155 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Nicolas Cage isn't reading Spider-Man Noir's lines, they literally just stuck a microphone on him for a day and recorded his conversations.
@joacotaco47725 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you’re probably right.
@TheseusPro5 жыл бұрын
this is erasure of the fact that his response when told he needed to go more over the top was “oh you want FULL cage?”
@thefriendlymetroid66555 жыл бұрын
The Random Guy on KZfaq that line makes sense now Sometimes I let matches burn Down to my fingertips so I might feel something
@flysai51265 жыл бұрын
“and I like to f i g h t n a z i s” Also, “This is....... purple?”
@fhb35 жыл бұрын
I can see that.
@beelzebubcrumpethorn Жыл бұрын
2:31 The way this is cut makes it look like The Prowler saw Miles, and then decided to fling himself at the speed of light through that wall.
@Polymerata Жыл бұрын
"I'll do anything to get that Chips, even breaking both of my bones for it"
@justaghostinthesea Жыл бұрын
I love this comment so damn much
@NevanSlone Жыл бұрын
Awkward comment intensifies :P
@ILoveLittleChildren Жыл бұрын
That. That made my day💀
@BaconwithTophat Жыл бұрын
when he sees miles he flings himself this what makes him cool
@liuemma7175 Жыл бұрын
2:16 i love how he looks like he is reaching for a gun, and had a 'oh, i dont have a gun.' stare
@Quantum1244 Жыл бұрын
He usually has a gun, guess it didn’t come with him
@Dctctx Жыл бұрын
He normally does carry one, he just didn’t have it on him for some reason
@levilandscapes2044 Жыл бұрын
He actually has a gun in one of the deleted scenes but I guess they removed it so they could keep the rating PG
@captainbibbles3524 Жыл бұрын
Spider-man noir be like: "Surprise attack!" *Whips out revolver*
@cashless44 Жыл бұрын
@@levilandscapes2044 That makes no sense, we've seen guns be used in the movie?
@aliyah93765 жыл бұрын
*sometimes I’ll let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something*
@syrilascended11725 жыл бұрын
*Match stops making fire* SpiderNoir:ohhh
@jaytoonz57365 жыл бұрын
*D E P R E S S I O N I N T E N S I F I E S*
@shadowrev29145 жыл бұрын
@@jaytoonz5736 *S U I C I D E I N T E N S I F I E S*
@rigzmoviediaries6545 жыл бұрын
thanks for repeating exactly what happened in the video
@Furno-hm8yp5 жыл бұрын
anything
@nitaluhromyk21575 жыл бұрын
"This is a pretty hardcore origin story" I absolutely died at that line
@r3dstoner3quired275 жыл бұрын
The best of it is that Spider-Noir had his own... possibly more hard-core story. - He found his Uncle Ben's body, who'd been tied up, beaten, and torn apart by wild dogs - Watched someone get eaten alive by spiders - Cursed by a Spider-God - Betrayed by his best friend - Found his friend lobotomized - Died EDIT: God, guys, I know his uncle was eaten by the Vulture. I hadn't finished the comic. It's been months since I posted this. Give it a break.
@Starbat885 жыл бұрын
@@r3dstoner3quired27 Damn... That could be an R-rated superhero movie for sure.
@r3dstoner3quired275 жыл бұрын
@@Starbat88 Right????
@esotericslayer60045 жыл бұрын
R3dstoneR3quired fucking hell brah! That’s dark as fuck lmao
@emmanuelbongar73705 жыл бұрын
R3dstoneR3quired Uncle Ben got eaten by the Vulture
@michaelkeaton5394 Жыл бұрын
"I like to fight Nazis, a lot" I feel like he and spider punk are going to be great friends...
@Me-wx1mt8 ай бұрын
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
@d4rksonic4748 ай бұрын
@@Me-wx1mt I mean... we'll get there. Just gotta take a while, until Beyond comes out. But it wil happen.
@aleaf14942 ай бұрын
I really hope they have some moments together in the 3rd movie
@JacKAB0Y Жыл бұрын
3:47 What a dedicated worker, holding up that tray ever so diligently. He’s ready for absolutely anything, good for him
@sheerheartattack359 Жыл бұрын
Man got his priorities STRAIGHT!
@nazninsultana9248 Жыл бұрын
Amenn
@cartoonishidealism582 Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t Spider-Ham hiding under that platter
@horsebox5138 Жыл бұрын
looool
@the_regular_person Жыл бұрын
I guess he's the main course
@minimuttonchops5 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Noir doesn't understand the Rubik's Cube cause he can't see in color.
@shadowrev29145 жыл бұрын
No, he can see color, he just doesn't understand color because his whole dimension is colorless :(
@billcipher7795 жыл бұрын
Shadow Rev Colourblind perhaps? He might see Colors the wrong way. Blue= Red?
@shadowrev29145 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher779 Eh I mean I doubt it, but since they haven't really addressed what qualifies as canon and what doesn't, I can say anything without being disproved in like two months.
@Armyjayden335 жыл бұрын
@@shadowrev2914 I think his dimension has color just when he goes other places he doesn't
@dulio69195 жыл бұрын
200th like
@soldiaz72615 жыл бұрын
spider noir trying to learn colors is the most precious, wholesome, adorable thing in all of cinematic history
@draven48975 жыл бұрын
You haven't seen a guy turn into a turtle and live so he's friend can become a mob-boss right after he kills the mob-boss with the upgraded version of the punching ghost
@scottchaison10015 жыл бұрын
@@draven4897 Polnareff?
@tye4065 жыл бұрын
OLD YELLER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
@bubliotea32285 жыл бұрын
@@draven4897 i never thought that Jojo can come into the Marvel territory I was wrong
@spireofconvergence5 жыл бұрын
BubLio Tea jojo can go anywhere
@Hugh_Yu-Gi-Oh Жыл бұрын
4:38 is no one going to talk about how Noir is actually the only Spiderman that fights more with his fists than his webs?
@helmiboboy8 ай бұрын
dude, he came from the probation era.. of course Noir throwing hand than throwing shade like most of Spidey did
@ayeitsjay8837 ай бұрын
Cause he is him
@centuritron7 ай бұрын
I love him grabbing the hat, putting it on Tombstone's face, then punching him
@tnorki2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate how at 3:44 he cut out the part where we CAN'T SEE Spider-Man Noir because he's behind MJ's head?! That's some commitment to the title of the video.
@themexican8720 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos that are fully dedicated. They have my utmost respect.
@themexican8720 Жыл бұрын
@@p_m_a I don’t think you know what AIs aren’t capable of….
@rigboy1234 Жыл бұрын
@@p_m_aThis was made 4 years ago an even recent AIs can’t do that
@Zombiewithabowtie5 жыл бұрын
3:02 Spider-Noir stops and tips his hat in respect to Miles' efforts. He's the only one who looks back. For whatever reason, that really gets me.
@mateogonzalez56785 жыл бұрын
Looking closer I have to ask, wtf were they swinging on there?
@Zombiewithabowtie5 жыл бұрын
But with Spider-Noir, it's got a consistency to it. At 1:39, he acknowledges Miles with that apologetic shrug, body language shorthand for "Sorry for going hard on ya son, we just need to put our heads together for a moment." He's also the first to pull his head out of the conversation to check on Miles while they talk him down simultaneously in front of him and behind his back. Mateo Gonzalez There were five helicopters passing by just out of frame.
@mateogonzalez56785 жыл бұрын
@@Zombiewithabowtie Ha! Also I see what you mean.
@ryanmckenna77105 жыл бұрын
Mateo Gonzalez... Just assume theres a helicopter.
@DogeDogeriffic5 жыл бұрын
Zombiewithabowtie you’re right. I never noticed those tiny details :D
@Captainbadger1235 жыл бұрын
I hope they give him his own movie with the same animation style
@themidfacekiller6175 жыл бұрын
All I can tell is that it won't be so family friendly.
@jarobolts28395 жыл бұрын
I'd even settle for a 10 min short. If Porker can get one, so can he.
@VibeDPyro5 жыл бұрын
We can all agree with this comment
@lizzychrome76305 жыл бұрын
Or something like "Sin City," with splashes of color.
@itzjacob64605 жыл бұрын
All of them..
@alexhogan9351 Жыл бұрын
He had me at, "I like to fight Nazis." MOST UNDERRATED SPIDERMAN EVER
@neoterumi4772 Жыл бұрын
I feel he and Spider Punk would be good friends
@rosenrot234 Жыл бұрын
@@neoterumi4772 Just instant heart eyes from Punk to Noir at that lol
@Raincally Жыл бұрын
@@neoterumi4772 Fuck. Yes.
@Igarappappa Жыл бұрын
He was doing it before it was cool since it was 1933.
@Gofaw Жыл бұрын
nazis bad
@v3nta Жыл бұрын
3:54 the way he said “sleep” sent a shiver down my spine
@emolady666 Жыл бұрын
That was kinda ho-
@mr.beauty1870 Жыл бұрын
i’ll happily sleep forever if he told me to🤭
@carsonproctor6037 Жыл бұрын
@@emolady666AAAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOO
@marzanielus9548 Жыл бұрын
@@emolady666My brother in Christ, what?
@ferretwho Жыл бұрын
Bro can speak in italics
@carlosbetancourt71913 жыл бұрын
"This a pretty hardcore origin story" Said the spider-man who's uncle ben was eaten alive
@dava80583 жыл бұрын
Well that explained why he doesn't hesitate to use gun
@krismas75313 жыл бұрын
@@dava8058 he almost pulled out his gun at 2:16
@lemmebefrank47983 жыл бұрын
@@krismas7531 I was about to say, it looked like he was reaching for something . . .
@Gamer_lgnd3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry how did you know this?
@carlosbetancourt71913 жыл бұрын
@@Gamer_lgnd it's said in spiderman noir's first comic Uncle ben was eaten alive by the vulture
@Akashi-ml9dn5 жыл бұрын
Noir casually webbing a car and pull it to his enemy is the best scene for me
@spartacussmith70705 жыл бұрын
That enemy is tombstone so sadly I dont even think he felt that
@sebastienvondoom86155 жыл бұрын
@@spartacussmith7070 Tombstone can have internal injuries
@siphonophores5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter, because Noir actually kills his enemies
@bioblitzer5 жыл бұрын
mid explosion he catches his hat without even looking
@hanaayu83515 жыл бұрын
he looks so casual and cool about it. i had to replay the scene a few times bc i was in awe
@Chummy..2 жыл бұрын
3:05 You know you're a spiderman when you swing on pure air
@kylexr70r Жыл бұрын
Fr
@SquigellyDickelly Жыл бұрын
Satellites
@terrabits5962 Жыл бұрын
They swinging onto uncle ben
@EndoClaw Жыл бұрын
There’s always a helicopter specifically for this moment
@VERGILGASM Жыл бұрын
@@terrabits5962Why am I laughing so hard 💀💀
@chriswaveyy2532 жыл бұрын
"We don't pick the ballroom we just dance" 2:18 "Ya hard boiled turtle slapper" 4:38 I love both of these lines.
@Gwenpool256 Жыл бұрын
All his lines go hard af
@bigironwithanarizonaranger90659 ай бұрын
*APPLESAUCE!*
@AnotherRandomChild5 жыл бұрын
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions" My inner edgy teenager was able to relate to that line.
@mrcritical67515 жыл бұрын
Words Zack Snyder lives by
@jamemhm5 жыл бұрын
*moral
@AnotherRandomChild5 жыл бұрын
@@jamemhm Thank you
@callmewoodstock97705 жыл бұрын
We can't relive 2005.
@jamemhm5 жыл бұрын
Ace The Not So Great np
@garyking19865 жыл бұрын
*“He’s looking right at us while we talk about him”*
@Surfacekilla15 жыл бұрын
that was evil 😂
@Inkypencil225 жыл бұрын
Gary King How did it feel finally reaching the World’s End?
@garyking19865 жыл бұрын
Inkypencil Pfft, that? That was nothing. Really. Meant absolutely nothing to me. Nothing. Who are you again?
@Inkypencil225 жыл бұрын
My name’s Nicholas Angel. Who the hell are you?
@garyking19865 жыл бұрын
Inkypencil Me? They call me “The King”
@carbodude5414 Жыл бұрын
He's portrayed so comically that its easy to miss Noir casually admitting that he kills his baddies at 1:23
@fabymieres8636 Жыл бұрын
as well as casually killing a baddie in the final fight, literally making a car explode on him
@nazninsultana9248 Жыл бұрын
Oh-
@t.rexking441 Жыл бұрын
@@fabymieres8636Tombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
@cjsheu Жыл бұрын
wait where
@Spiderpig673 Жыл бұрын
@@t.rexking441 Jefferson's last name is Davis, Miles took his mom's last name for whatever reason
@thenameisnav Жыл бұрын
It's crazy of nicolas only had like 5 minutes of screen time and still manage to become everyones favorite
@dannyhernandez265 Жыл бұрын
That’s how cool noir is. His presence is just interesting.
@dr.strangebat93975 жыл бұрын
"He's looking right at us while we're talk about it." Best freaking line ever.
@ghostmemeboi5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Strange Bat timestamp??
@theclockworksolution85215 жыл бұрын
ghostmemeboi 1:43
@jinkz05 жыл бұрын
*About him* not it
@jackharrington27525 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a line from foot loose
@bandit46935 жыл бұрын
What the freak
@mandykayla47624 жыл бұрын
The fact that’s he’s 19 and peter porker is 47 scares me
@tommyz64913 жыл бұрын
In pig years or human years?
@mandykayla47623 жыл бұрын
@@tommyz6491 Technically in human years since he’s a talking pig and the life span of a normal pig is 16 to 20 years
@ordinary7103 жыл бұрын
Oh god oh no
@atomicproto32043 жыл бұрын
just to be honest in the age of noir the people dies like 40 or 60 you know that age was no good
@boxingbull5233 жыл бұрын
Spiderman noir isn't 19?
@HortonSalm Жыл бұрын
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
@Jasmera Жыл бұрын
3:13 I loooove this scene so much! The way he walked while the others are swinging around are super cool
@Jasmera Жыл бұрын
5:07 I also love cuz he is the type of character who looks menacing but got small and cute creature on his shoulder. One of my favorite character trope.
@paragenal Жыл бұрын
@@Jasmeracreature?? that’s a person 😂
@StarryxNight59 ай бұрын
@@paragenalIt is an anime girl. We all know that anime girls aren't people
@AngelBirdo7 ай бұрын
@@StarryxNight5as an anime girl I can confirm we're not real. Please take your meds.
@adolfopena73585 жыл бұрын
I just realized he's the only Spider character without an expressive face. It's always still.
@HisRoyalFreshness1635 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, he doesn't feel unless there's a match involved.
@jormungandrworldserpent64375 жыл бұрын
Which he more than makes up for in body language, which seems alot more expressive than the other spiders’
@goodgrieve5 жыл бұрын
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
@chrissullivan64035 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he’s wearing goggles.
@Lishadra5 жыл бұрын
Kitty Mittens • 82 years ago Ye!! It’s so cool!
@rbrachy25185 жыл бұрын
I like to drink egg creams, and I like to... *f i g h t n a z i s*
@csiasofficial14095 жыл бұрын
Feminists be like
@heatherborochaner11085 жыл бұрын
CSIAS Official everyone should be like. I sure as hell hope it’s not just feminists that like fighting Nazis 😂
@suburban-mech21075 жыл бұрын
Are we not gunna talk about that weird audio edit at “I like to drinkEGG creams and”
@thecourtjester26105 жыл бұрын
*Alot*
@Lishadra5 жыл бұрын
My hero!
@No_Purpose_White_Flour Жыл бұрын
His disappointment when the match burns out before reaching his fingertips gets me every time 😂
@TheNarrator48 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@SolaireKnightus Жыл бұрын
0:39 I love how he’s face planted into the screen board when Peter asks Noir how he got here. 😂
@speedy_oda Жыл бұрын
Love the pfp.
@kaelisprime90875 жыл бұрын
“I was bitten by a radioactive spider” Spider-Ham: *Bitten by a radioactive pig*
@shadowrev29145 жыл бұрын
Yeah that doesn't really make sense
@dannyscipio17775 жыл бұрын
Wait! Noir was bitten by a purely mystical spider though
@bazoinksitstheguy58525 жыл бұрын
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it. Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
@hystericallover59895 жыл бұрын
that’s just, wow
@electrogestapo5 жыл бұрын
He was already a pig to begin with. It would make a bit more sense if HE bit a radioactive spider (or ate it).
@Cat-et8ic5 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate that Noir was the one that said that MILES has a messed up origin story?? Of all people??
@onelovelylilidiot49595 жыл бұрын
If you’ve read Noir’s comic then it gives a new layer of depth to this as well. Not gonna say what cause spoilers but something is revealed at the end of the first issue that is very messed up
@scottbruckner46535 жыл бұрын
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 It's. Fucking. Wild.
@josejasso68305 жыл бұрын
Happily Pessimistic So what’s messed up about it
@onelovelylilidiot49595 жыл бұрын
Cladster Bruh I ain’t spoiling. Read the comic and bask in the edgy and tragic glory of it
@lomalanni5 жыл бұрын
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 yo what's the comic called so I can read it?
@danyellemint21582 жыл бұрын
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
@michaelbriggs3787 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he wants to fight with class and style 🤷
@SeiichiroAoki Жыл бұрын
1:22 "SURPRISE!" **literally punches a child in the face** Lol this guy was amazing
@SleepyHollowKnight5 ай бұрын
I have a problem. I’ve rewind this like 30 times please help.
@rinyaskyline3 жыл бұрын
I love him he looks like the living version of incognito mode on google.
@prakharsrivastava56123 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best comment on this video.
@CommissarChaotic2 жыл бұрын
Except he's probably more nice
@chefbendy44292 жыл бұрын
And just like incognito mode he has seen some serious shit
@hazelnoot41222 жыл бұрын
@@chefbendy4429 well he fights nazis and was covered in spiders
@CharzzTheAnimated2 жыл бұрын
We dont pick the ballroom we just *D A N C E*
@Rei-zt2rr3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:In the Latin American version Spider-Noir says:"you're gonna fight real bad guys, like the ones who hit their mom".
@Absurdword3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ why is that so perfect 😂😂🤣
@BigBossZUCO3 жыл бұрын
And not only that! He is dubbed by the VA that dubs Nicholas Cage in most of his movies!
@guicoelho143 жыл бұрын
Not-so-fun fact: in the brazilian portuguese version he says: this kid has a lot of imagination. Instead of: thats a pretty hardcore origin story Which doesnt make any sense at all, most of his lines are ruined and are not well translated in portuguese, and thats a shame bc he is dubbed by the official nicholas cage voice actor. Buuuut, peter, mj and aunt may are dubbed by the same people that did the raimi trilogy, so i cried like a baby when i heard aunt may's voice in the movie for the first time, that took me back man...
@SECTOR-si2cb3 жыл бұрын
I had no trouble reading this in Cage's voice
@guicoelho142 жыл бұрын
@Dante Trajano Eu só reclamei das adaptações das falas que na maioria das vezes não tem nada a ver com o diálogo original. Mas isso é problema da direção e não dos dubladores. E eu disse também que chorei de emoção com algumas vozes. A dublagem brasileira é uma das melhores do mundo, presta atenção caralho.
@delilah1377 Жыл бұрын
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
@edschelchang61233 ай бұрын
I'm just a little disappointed they didn't give him his guns
@translationfruits44262 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
@danielgeronimo5538 Жыл бұрын
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him. It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
@benthebiscuit17175 жыл бұрын
1:21 SUPRISE ATTACK! *Punches child in the face* SUPRISE!
@sisigs48205 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂
@Ghettosndfsncy5 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@splatterking11715 жыл бұрын
1:23
@pattymontielsahagun35905 жыл бұрын
"What would you do... If there was a child right in front of you " Spider Noir :
@dakotamoffatt49535 жыл бұрын
best thing I've read all day
@kevinmillard13235 жыл бұрын
"this is... purple?" "no." "blue!?" "no!" *_proceeds to give up_*
@liquidsandwich10525 жыл бұрын
One of the best jokes in this comp
@blagelaglaze57765 жыл бұрын
One of the best jokes, and I’m surprised I never noticed it while actually watching the movie.
@Bob-Barian5 жыл бұрын
He lives in a world without color
@kiyaxl41115 жыл бұрын
@@suwuicide6949 dude no need to worry about being sexist it's okay you can say man only idiots get triggered cos of that
@thakursoham135 жыл бұрын
@Tianze Shi basically he just know shades of gray 50 r not I don't know But I do know it's 0- 255 in decimal format
@BisonGaming3334 Жыл бұрын
"Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums? You hard-boiled turtle slapper!"
@ziggy0142 Жыл бұрын
2:07 "thats a pretty hardcore origin story" gets me everytime😂
@cyriellequirion8883 Жыл бұрын
Especially when you know his origin story.
@twilimess Жыл бұрын
@@cyriellequirion8883what's his origin story?
@cyriellequirion8883 Жыл бұрын
@@twilimess Well...among other things, his uncle Ben was eaten alive by the Vulture under the orders of the Goblin.
@twilimess Жыл бұрын
@@cyriellequirion8883 Good god..
@cyriellequirion8883 Жыл бұрын
@@twilimess Yeah.
@namesaretuff5 жыл бұрын
5:22 Loki literally every MCU movie he is in.
@alilweeb76845 жыл бұрын
Endermans be like
@sobinir79335 жыл бұрын
Underratted comment
@Euzoqr5 жыл бұрын
@@sobinir7933 under *rat* ted
@lightningllamaa6405 жыл бұрын
stolen
@sploderguy35395 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂
@Shrimpslider5 жыл бұрын
“We don’t pick a ballroom, we just dance” words of a fighter 😂
@ChilupaKing5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!! 😄
@fedupN4 жыл бұрын
Favorite freaking line by Noir.
@jaredzeno4723 жыл бұрын
Pretty badass line
@chasepressley24083 жыл бұрын
“Please take this outside😑“
@mrblusky69572 жыл бұрын
then dance, *dance*, *DANCE* till you're *DEAD* ~ ~ ~
@romrich Жыл бұрын
“We don’t pick the ballroom. We just dance” is the hardest line in the spider-verse
@gerkadas Жыл бұрын
2:08 - If even Noir says that your origin story is hardcore, you know you've been through some shit... Considering how Noir's uncle Ben was *eaten alive*
@ChaosCorpsProductions9 ай бұрын
We are making a Spider-Man Noir Film!!! Check out the teaser on our channel!!
@nialvessal3 жыл бұрын
Peni: *breathes* Noir: I guess I have a daughter now.
@samsonguy10k3 жыл бұрын
Noir understanding Peni then was the best thing. The mech her dad(her Uncle Ben) built for her was in pieces, just like her heart then. Noir being there for her was the best.
@cindypicadomolina78143 жыл бұрын
@@samsonguy10k Also the fact that they're both teenagers make it even better, Noir being that big brother
@samsonguy10k3 жыл бұрын
@@cindypicadomolina7814 Is Noir a teen? I've more figured him to be more B's age with his experience and own emotional grind.
@Jeff-lc7lp3 жыл бұрын
@@samsonguy10k Wait he was? I thought he was 23 or something
@ssscrm98283 жыл бұрын
@@Jeff-lc7lp 0:18 no you can see here hes pretty much like peter b parker
@jttekton4 жыл бұрын
“It can't be that easy.” **a millisecond later** _“It's that easy.”_
@ManusiaKagakRusuh4 жыл бұрын
"well, It's a kind of long story" *a second later* "maybe not that long"
@tichen17164 жыл бұрын
I just when through the comment section while the vid is playing, and I saw this one, at the exact same moment...
@spookysioux12243 жыл бұрын
Thats a pfp if ive seen one.
@smogus20673 жыл бұрын
@@spookysioux1224 tell a code dude
@dvoted._3 жыл бұрын
i need the sauce for my sosig
@thread6971 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to see Noir duke it out with 2099? They're both from different times and definitely the most violent spider-men. It would be cool to see a scene between them in BTSV
@Me-pl2ng Жыл бұрын
Definitely. I want to see the spider man from the past vs ''spiderman'' from the future.
@bipperr0107 Жыл бұрын
He's probably gonna be: That's all you got you Mexican scum I thought you were though but the only thing I see is a cry baby inside of you you claw puncher
@Mr.ReallyDat Жыл бұрын
Noir would kill him if he found out what he did to miles
@dawsynlarson6962 жыл бұрын
“Where’s that wind coming from we’re in a basement” will always be hilarious 😂😂
@isabelle68094 жыл бұрын
5:22 literally enderman when they see a house.
@boiu58684 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@WhosKorzov3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@mrbelarabi60623 жыл бұрын
Or any block
@watcherx10163 жыл бұрын
Stack of likes
@FumanyuX3 жыл бұрын
XD
@itzelement71483 жыл бұрын
3:48 he's just standing there with a pan I can't
@BIGD-cc7ru3 жыл бұрын
Omg I never noticed that! Big oof
@aregularinternetuser3393 жыл бұрын
Pannerman
@gochogames13602 жыл бұрын
He’s just standing there, watching this all happen like “are you guys done yet”
@communistcrusader41172 жыл бұрын
He is fucking static too, its like he’s a mannequin
@yaboihuey52982 жыл бұрын
@@communistcrusader4117 he’s not even blinking lmao
@shutitjared Жыл бұрын
4:41 the *APPLESAUCE* impact scene never fails to make me laugh
@microwave99963 ай бұрын
✨️A P P L E S A U C E✨️
@notinsideyourwalls2 ай бұрын
*💥APPLESAUCE💥*
@daigonmocs07852 жыл бұрын
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Seriously, Spider Noir has some hilarious lines, what makes it better is he's voiced by Nick Cage
@sammythecryptid27215 жыл бұрын
*You hard boiled turtle slapper* *We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance.* *Can't be that easy.* *It's that easy.* This has to be my favorite Spiderman.
@apassionatenerd.35645 жыл бұрын
And the fact that hes voiced by nicholas cage just serves to make him even fucking better lmao
@carlarmstrong65325 жыл бұрын
You forgot “ sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something anything” hahahahah
@lerombus60205 жыл бұрын
This is a pretty hardcore origin story
@rubiconprime14295 жыл бұрын
Bruh, his first line “Hey fellas”
@eaglefan25695 жыл бұрын
"Everywhere I go, the wind follows. And the wind smells like *_rain."_*
@weffle24495 жыл бұрын
Guys Applesauce was a curse word in Noir’s time *He was cursing*
@megashark10135 жыл бұрын
The monster!
@OvSpP5 жыл бұрын
Captain America: LANGUAGE!
@curtandrewsjr.81635 жыл бұрын
Noir: “It wasn’t me! It was the onomatopoeia action word behind me!”
@justinfromdietweeb35534 жыл бұрын
Imagine modern Peter just going, "FUCK YOU" out of nowhere
@Lemuel9284 жыл бұрын
Son of a nutcracker.
@Montesama314 Жыл бұрын
I still love the detail of the Spiders hiding in the corner: Peni, the only one without sticking powers, is wedged between the teens while everyone else is trying to touch a wall.
@danielladuck3323 Жыл бұрын
4:38 “Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just pumping gums? You hard boiled turtle slapper!”
@syna6622 Жыл бұрын
Hahah I was trying to figure out what he was saying thanks 😂
@danielladuck3323 Жыл бұрын
@@syna6622 np!
@D4C_Gaming3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just steals the Rubik’s Cube. “I’m taking this cube thing with me. I don’t understand it. But I will.”
@Nasir36233 жыл бұрын
Wait, since it’s from an other dimension, doesn’t it make its atoms unstable and eventually destroyed
@manjushreedhamanage95363 жыл бұрын
@@Nasir3623 maybe they reverse engineer it and then dispose of the original one
@rosure73 жыл бұрын
@@Nasir3623 Enought time to understand it before it's destroyed I guess?
@Ivan14XYU3 жыл бұрын
Or he solved it before it got destroyed
@Mike_Dubo3 жыл бұрын
@@Nasir3623 Maybe its a simple enough object, that his universe just lets it slide.
@williamnguyen86635 жыл бұрын
I love how noir piggybacks peni Parker for the end of the movie
@someguy48535 жыл бұрын
I would love to see how the three of them met, they seem to be as close as the three main spiders.
@samsonguy10k5 жыл бұрын
Penny was devastated losing her machine, which was built by her father, who was her "Uncle Ben" (Loved one who died) Noir understood completely how she felt. He's a good egg.
@MRuby-qb9bd5 жыл бұрын
@@someguy4853 They were hanging out in the rafters of Aunt Mae's shed for a while
@jaidynhalling21625 жыл бұрын
@@MRuby-qb9bd why were they there
@agustinleal25565 жыл бұрын
@@jaidynhalling2162 Well, it's kind of a long story.
@gymaccount7151 Жыл бұрын
Noir has such good one-liners it's insane. He carried the humour of the entire movie
@OneGaurdian2 ай бұрын
So, the big news came out today. Nick Cage is playing Spider-Man Noir in a live action show. Who would've thought?
@zonydragon11413 жыл бұрын
Me: *put's down an important block that I'll need for later* some random ass enderman: 5:22
@lilsquidyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count. I mean, I guess they have the same idea, but they have different sayings. One is about a house, the other is about a important block.
@StressedSkizo3 жыл бұрын
@@cypherjh4102 a comment is a comment it doesn’t matter
@alovelydeadfish3 жыл бұрын
@@cypherjh4102 like the block
@poggersbutthole84443 жыл бұрын
@@cypherjh4102 that's like saying that every word has a copyright.
@Dabaugh153 жыл бұрын
@@cypherjh4102 bruh
@ervindark2 жыл бұрын
0:26 in german he says "I like to fight bad guys"
@Anonymoose622 жыл бұрын
This comment is severely underatted
@Swagmaster11022 жыл бұрын
D a m n
@Varmit_2 жыл бұрын
HELP IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE
@corvuscallosum50792 жыл бұрын
In Japanese it's the same. "Warui yatsura" indeed.
@r.jguerra55262 жыл бұрын
Omg
@leetuce570 Жыл бұрын
"this is a pretty hardcore origin story" noir says while having the most hardcore origin story out of all of the spider people in that room
@HermitKen7 ай бұрын
5:22 "I'm taking this cube thing with me." Of everything Noir is, that cube I'll love the most out of him. It gives color to his life and soul..
@teddyoshirak46283 жыл бұрын
They really slapped that PG on him by not giving him guns.
@fafflytailslogisonicuite1043 жыл бұрын
He actually had one, he never really got to use it. We are able to see his weapon's holster sometimes through the movie, and in one particular scene. It is featured in this youtube video, featured at the exact 02:14 minutes of the video. This Scene, Where he also intends to reach for the gun's grip, but he immediately refutes on his action upon recognizing that he was amongst traumatized-spider-people, as they, too had their parents dies from the bad end of a gun's barrel. And like that, he didn't use his fire weaponry through the entire movie, but we can always see the gun holster whenever he's punching and his coat's swinging around, as he has two gun holsters, based off from the comics, soo seeing it, isn't pretty difficult neither. Such a cool feature too.
@thatlittleghostthing3 жыл бұрын
@@fafflytailslogisonicuite104 r/wooooosh
@takeodavis54783 жыл бұрын
@@thatlittleghostthing He was just explaining how he has guns.
@rverusu3 жыл бұрын
@@thatlittleghostthing kind of a unnecessary woooosh.
@totti-wb3yc3 жыл бұрын
@@thatlittleghostthing no you. r/woooosh
@rubub84552 жыл бұрын
Noir punching Miles again right after he stands up is such an underrated joke
@load-bearingcoconut55862 жыл бұрын
SUPRISE ATTACK
@user-xh5ee3qu5d Жыл бұрын
"Let him get back up! Let him get back up! "
@elliottpak Жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that Noir had zero hesitation punching a kid in the face in order to train him.
@elliottpak Жыл бұрын
@@WilliamsLopezCastro yep
@MrSlashblade Жыл бұрын
He is from the 1930s
@deathknux2757 Жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised Nicholas Cage voiced Spider-Man Noir cause not only did he preform well as him but it sounds different compared to his past performances.
@mikotourabe18302 жыл бұрын
0:20 let's just appreciate how he said: "pig"
@gjeraonyt13565 жыл бұрын
No one: Endermen: 5:21
@AnotherRandomChild5 жыл бұрын
That was really clever. Well done sir.
@CertainlyCaro5 жыл бұрын
That was gooooooood
@zekefoxfire27535 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh hard
@jacobhogan3805 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@eaglefan25695 жыл бұрын
*_Enderman proceeds to abduct a diamond block and teleports away_*
@peepuschrist56705 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna note how at 2:16 my man's about to pull a gun
@r3dstoner3quired275 жыл бұрын
Dude he's like the second-ever spidey to dgaf about killing
@HUNKragor5 жыл бұрын
What gun? I don't see any guns
@VegetaLF75 жыл бұрын
@@HUNKragor Spider-Man Noir actually uses guns (not in this film, but in his comics). He keeps a pistol holstered on him at all times. In that shot he is reaching back and getting into a ready stance to draw his pistol if needed. Watch his right hand reach back, you can see the holster there.
@arthurhemard63275 жыл бұрын
He probably did and took a second to notice the enclosed environment filled with lots of allies
@turtsmcgurts52435 жыл бұрын
He used a gun in his introduction
@Lyons_T-BAG2 ай бұрын
Anyone else here after seeing its confirmed that Nicolas Cage will be playing Spiderman Noir in the live action series coming to Prime Video?
@philliphernandez26492 ай бұрын
I was just going to ask that 😅
@notinsideyourwalls2 ай бұрын
sorry the live action WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️
@lorelaimorace-kk1xz2 ай бұрын
@@notinsideyourwalls ME FLABBERGASTED TOO
@mugetsu8580 Жыл бұрын
Noir is arguably the best character in the movie. He’s funny and steals every scene he’s in
@dylanmergner445 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even tell Nick Cage played him, but when I found out he did, I couldn't unhear it. He was one of my favorite characters.
No, the hardcore origin story is the fact that *he is*
@aseem29853 жыл бұрын
That part was hilarious af 😂😂😂💀
@Double_D__3 жыл бұрын
I mean, contextually speaking... that *is* accurate.
@prophetbon63733 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real hardcore origin story was the friends we made along the way
@whimsicalgolde Жыл бұрын
2:06 I burst out laughing, "This a pretty hardcore origin story." -Spider-Man Noir I was thinking the same thing, like damn.
@Wolf34513 Жыл бұрын
I like how spider noir is being a trusty comrade and comforting peni Parker’s loss, very emotional and nice
@raychangalarza1795 жыл бұрын
Sony: “We won pretty good critics people liked it and- -“ Spider- Man Noir fans: “Why Spider Noir my boy is only 5 minutes.” Sony: “Damn it!”
@1apollos9025 жыл бұрын
Hopefully we see Miguel O’Hara travel to Noir’s dimension in the next film!
@raychangalarza1795 жыл бұрын
1 Esdras me too
@bluebatmanvk55355 жыл бұрын
@@1apollos902 YESSSS! 2099 Spiderman and Noir are my favourite!
@dekelyosifon5 жыл бұрын
Noir Fans? You mean _everyone on the planet?_
@raychangalarza1795 жыл бұрын
@Jake Blackeye, basically
@inkkles5 жыл бұрын
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Fuck... thanks Noir. That's probably the most accurate portrayal of his comics.
@carrotandpeas4 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho, I love Noir's comics, but they are angsty as fuck.(...which is why i love them-)
@fixafix694 жыл бұрын
I mean almost every superhero has to face this. Is it really ok to punch with your super strength a thug in the face because he stole a purse?
@mawinstallation66264 жыл бұрын
His comics were really dark. He didn't hesitate when killing his foes...but aunt May gave him the needed balance when she saw Vulture dead in front of her.
@SK_ZEE Жыл бұрын
i love how he just straight up assaults miles
@carsfan1995 Жыл бұрын
Well in 1930s America is wasn’t frowned upon for people to punch black teenagers. In many places it was somehow encouraged. Never look at the past as better other what the value of the dollar was. You can like certain media of the past, but it’s important to be as critical back then as now. Like black people were protesting Gone With the Wind, Dumbo, and Song of the South even back in the 30s/40s. It’s not a modern problem. Photos exist of protests against Gone With the Wind and articles were written by black activists back then. Marlon Brando had a Native American woman except his Oscar for his role in the Godfather as a form of protest for better treatment of Indigenous people. Sorry. I just always worry about people glorifying the past and ignoring that past was not a fun time for marginalized groups.
@SK_ZEE Жыл бұрын
@@carsfan1995 how do people in noir know which is which cuz there isnt any color there
@SK_ZEE Жыл бұрын
@@carsfan1995 even the flames arent colored
@jae4362 Жыл бұрын
It always gets me when he calls miles "lil fella" or when his uncle dies and he's like "poor lil guy" (Also, his awkward stand in the back during the whole Bread scene is so funny)
@Megapixel80635 жыл бұрын
I love the way they shaded him. Instead of cell shaded, it's smooth but made of little dots.
@wildfirefox15 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that half-tone screen
@bigmacdonald11955 жыл бұрын
1:21 *SURPRISE ATTACK* Miles gets up *SURPRI-*
@pigglesgoomshby72494 жыл бұрын
*Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?*
@g148b44 жыл бұрын
Perfect cut
@dolfuny3 жыл бұрын
The second surprise always gets me lol
@haydenfromsight3 жыл бұрын
why does he rap after that?
@pizzaparker1333 жыл бұрын
Miles: I didn't listen to spider sense Tobey: first time?
@adamdailey6675 Жыл бұрын
Calling someone a hard boiled turtle slapper is such a unique way of making fun of someone's cleanliness and making fun of someone's skin completion.
@doomingale51403 жыл бұрын
Sad fact: in the Spider - Noir's universe his uncle Ben was eaten by The Vulture which is very disturbing compared to getting shot by a thief in the actual Spider Man universe
@benadrylcucumbersnatch94013 жыл бұрын
Also Noir hearing Miles' uncle is evil: This is a hardcore origin story
@noobanimate37193 жыл бұрын
Ye its very disturbing
@cindypicadomolina78143 жыл бұрын
@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 I guess he said that because the ONE person that Miles bonded with and felt like he understood him better then his parents, turns out to be the person who's been trying to kill him, was helping kill his universe's Spiderman and when he nearly choked his own nephew to death before realizing what he was doing and stopped, only to be shot in front of Miles and then later died in Miles arms. Also, Miles was the only one in his family who knew his uncle died (Of course, before his father found him in the alley and he couldn't even tell his parents that he saw his uncle get killed or that his uncle tried to kill him unintentionally. It's a lot to take I'm for a kid his age). But the fact that Noir is only 18-19 in this movie and his Uncle Ben (beaten eaten alive) probably happened in front of him to, maybe he was Miles' age when this happened. In my case, i feel like Noir thinks that this what happens to Miles is what begins his story ad Spiderman (Each Spiderman loses someone, some more gruesome then others).
@benadrylcucumbersnatch94013 жыл бұрын
@@cindypicadomolina7814 Actually, if Noir is 19 during the movie, then his Ben only died about a year ago, since Noir is like 18 or 19 in the comics
@gayaestheticallypleasingpe10373 жыл бұрын
@@cindypicadomolina7814 in noir’s case he only saw the aftermath of what happened to ben, so he thought it was goblin’s gang having dogs eat ben alive or something
@JaneSt.Valentine4 жыл бұрын
"I am here to drink egg creams and fight Nazis - and I'm all out of egg creams." - Spider-Man Noir, probably.
@w0rmteeth4 жыл бұрын
@kevin willems it's like,,, carbonated chocolate milk. it's very odd
@AzraelSoulHunter3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that is something Nicolas Cage said in normal conversation.
@sawyerswitzer3 жыл бұрын
*Time to fight some nazis, I guess...*
@catphat79123 жыл бұрын
@kevin willems it’s like the original version of an ice cream milkshake
@pizzaparker1333 жыл бұрын
Hitler: I hate you
@irinaprotek Жыл бұрын
1:22 Spider Noir: ''SURPRISE!'' *punches literal child in the face*
@frankcastle65392 жыл бұрын
"i was bitten by a radioactive pig"
@cami_cosmos5 жыл бұрын
Let's just hope he doesn't steal the Declaration of Independence.
@obligatorysandwich13855 жыл бұрын
This comment is extremely underrated
@leesmith67394 жыл бұрын
Oof i just got that
@Willy25374 жыл бұрын
Cami_Cosmos I’m pretty sure he kidnapped a president once, too xD.
@trick7134 жыл бұрын
I saw a comment like this on another video from 11 months ago so.. (video ---> kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mauWld2m0MrZYqc.html)
@BlackDiamond27184 жыл бұрын
Viriya Viriyapatr he kidnapped captain pike. ;)
@Istic693 жыл бұрын
The fact he’s color blind and can’t solve a Rubin cube means everything to me
@gochogames13602 жыл бұрын
He’s not colour blind he’s just from a dimension where there is no colour so he wouldn’t know what it is
@god27422 жыл бұрын
Man I love those Rubin cubes
@original__gmebvy2 жыл бұрын
In the credits, there’s a scene with a solved Rubik’s Cube. So Spider-Man Noir ends up solving the cube despite being color blind (or at least to the viewers, appearing to be colorblind)
@emmapayne22512 жыл бұрын
@@original__gmebvy nah hes in a dimension where theres no colour
@Shrektopuz2 жыл бұрын
@@original__gmebvy I wonder how he knew it was solved
@Fartist775 Жыл бұрын
2:08 this is my favorite spiderman noir line in the entire movie ngl
@theawsomecheese9714 Жыл бұрын
0:19 The way both Spider-Man Noir and Peni looked at Spider-Ham when he said he was bitten by a radioactive pig
@flogsolijr5 жыл бұрын
3:54 good lord the way he said “sleep” terrifies me
@potmeetkettle5 жыл бұрын
@Jay Matherly Dang it. Now I need Nick Cage ASMR 😂
@p4ckles5 жыл бұрын
Is v hot
@LightCrib25 жыл бұрын
He is a stealthy boy
@bubliotea32285 жыл бұрын
I had to put my phone against my ear to hear it and uh jeez man *woah*