They Didn't Realize This Weak Man Is Unbeatable, He Is A Legendary Hitman

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11 ай бұрын

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@rolandbujeiro42 10 ай бұрын

One does not simply walk up to the King of Gondor and threaten his family. He went toe to toe with Sauron.

@CenrelianGuardsmen 10 ай бұрын

I bet a bunch of people who didn’t read the books are either confused or gunna pull out an “um actually” out of their pockets 😂

@philiphobgen8283 10 ай бұрын

All three LOTR movies had been released by then. They really should have known 🤦

@Staniii2360 8 ай бұрын

The movies are 20 years old. Chances are good that people who see this don’t get the reference.

@rockinHurley777 8 ай бұрын

Well he did with the 5 wraiths and the mouth of sauron but not necessarily sauron himself. Unless you mean through the palantir

@user-rl9tv3gz2p 8 ай бұрын

@@rockinHurley777 Yes he did with Sauron look canceled and acurate to the book scen Aragorn V Sauron.

@JaketheJust 4 ай бұрын

Never declare war on a man, who has fought so long to live in peace.

@ryansandigan7184 4 ай бұрын

You ride to war, but not to victory.

@JrobAlmighty 4 ай бұрын

@@ryansandigan7184and my axe body spray

@gayprepperz6862 4 ай бұрын

Well said. I think I'll save that one!

@mydaddonohoe2947 4 ай бұрын

Excellent comment 👌

@dvs6121 3 ай бұрын

The John Wick principle.

@theflow254 4 ай бұрын

“A hormone sandwich” took me out 😂😂😂

@bakerfresh 3 ай бұрын

That hormone sandwich was rough to watch, at the theater...with my Mom.

@NickC1966 3 ай бұрын

Not just a hormone sandwich. A very intense hormone sandwich.

@TommyMVSERVTI 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact: this was the last Hollywood film to be released on VHS and is also technically a DC Comics movie

@zinuru2707 4 ай бұрын

Really?! Lol holy shit

@justingary5322 4 ай бұрын

Exactly just like Preacher is a DC Comics spin-off

@XiahouJoe 4 ай бұрын

Another oddball one like that is The Losers@@justingary5322

@pietzsche 4 ай бұрын

@@justingary5322 This is good tho :P

@nawankcrossline4593 4 ай бұрын

VERTIGO actually, which couple years back then was closed.. The comic version was MUCH BETTER than the movie is

@stephenadkins616 4 ай бұрын

Vigo Mortensen is such an underrated actor. A lot of his movies seem to fly under the radar.

@RichardAlexander-ym7uw 4 ай бұрын

Too smart

@villesaari4605 3 ай бұрын

Who underrates Mortensen? He is well known, and known to do his acting really well. If some movies are not in top-10 of hollywood showing list....well thats usually just a good sign.

@hanif-pl5hd 4 ай бұрын

that is no weak man, that is aragorn, son of arathorn, you owe him your allegiance.

@WioWio-sf5pc 4 ай бұрын

immagine this beeing done in today hollywood....😂

@tv_fuasx5857 2 ай бұрын

Gondor don't need a king

@adamr4198 5 ай бұрын

I remember thinking that Tom locking the front door and forcing his brother to lower his weapon to look for his keys was so simple and yet realistic to disarm him. Most of the action in the movie is believable and realistic making all the more intense.

@bakerfresh 3 ай бұрын

Except for the Last Boy Scout nose death.

@jaredwatt8769 8 ай бұрын

The scene in the yard is amazing. You actually see Tom turn back into Joey

@leehaelters6182 8 ай бұрын

Viggo, he's good. You can see a little character continuity in Green Book, just a smidge.

@maguslascivious4980 4 ай бұрын

one of my favorite movies... Nice to see it getting a little love.

@rockinHurley777 8 ай бұрын

You dont mess with the king of Gondor!

@enjoyyourself7455 3 ай бұрын

This was a great film, much better than i was expecting at the time... If you're a fan of movies like Taken, John Wick & Nobody then this film is for you. It follows a similar template, but delivers a far more grounded and realistic story and characters that are each consistently intriguing and captivating throughout. It's a shame this film was released prior to the rise in revenge movies as it missed the recognition it deserved... On the other hand however, I'm grateful they never ruined it by forcing it into a franchise, too

@igeek1987 11 ай бұрын

a very intense hormone sandwich haha, that made me cry with laughter

@SpaceForce635 4 ай бұрын

They didn't think he was weak. They recognized him from him disarming and killing two armed robbers singlehandedly. They wanted revenge for some unfinished business from back in the day.

@No_co_OK 3 ай бұрын

You're wrong.

@gib59er56 5 ай бұрын

Viggo is a very physical actor. I remember him in "28 Days" as a MLB pitcher in rehab, and he can sure throw a pitch.

@justingary5322 4 ай бұрын

It's called " A History of Violence" with Viggo Mortesen he's awesome 😎

@justingary5322 4 ай бұрын

Viggo Mortesen playing Tom is awesome 😎. Just like his performance as Aragon in The Lord of The Rings Trilogy

@Dr_Larken 5 ай бұрын

This was actually a really good film! The story was written, just right! I didn’t rush and do anything, it built up the characters and had the perfect plot twist. Whenever you thought you knew a character, the film would show you otherwise!

@jyesucevitz 4 ай бұрын

I don't know how I never saw this movie. It's definitely in my wheelhouse. I had forgotten Vigo and Ed Harris were both in the movie "Appaloosa". A great western btw.

@Duneek 4 ай бұрын

One of my favorite westerns.

@a.j.ramirez1325 4 ай бұрын

I was like 14-15, and my mom had this on DVD. I watched it after she went to sleep one night, instantly one of my favorite movies and it still is.

@Rockstarlgnd 10 ай бұрын

Viggo plays a great russian mobster in Eastern Promises.

@rickbase833 8 ай бұрын

One of my favorite Viggo roles of all time! Eastern Promises kept Viggo's role as an undercover agent hidden and we didn't see it coming. Also.....Viggo doing that knife fight fully nude was crazy.

@jamesj9744 8 ай бұрын

@@rickbase833 You should read the Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, where the protagonist (the gunslinger) seems sort of obsessed with the idea of a man willing to fight naked must be a real bad ass. I wonder if SK inspired the Eastern Promises script. And I agree, it was a great movie!

@rickbase833 8 ай бұрын

@@jamesj9744 Thank you for the suggestion!

@censorshipsucks9493 7 ай бұрын

Not exactly, wink wink.

@artemusp.folgelmeyer4821 3 ай бұрын

He was actually an undercover policeman.

@davids2977 6 ай бұрын

"Weak" is not the word I would use to describe Tom/Joey. More like mild-mannered, unassuming, but definitely not weak. lol

@JeanAlainXavier-ze9jc 5 ай бұрын

Special mention to Ed Harris, a master of distillating physiological fear...

@nd7434 4 ай бұрын

this movie actually surprised the hell out of me, went beyond my expectations.

@albertgaspar627 10 ай бұрын

So that's where Ritchie went. someone let Steven Segal know, he's searching every all-you-can-eat for Ritchie.

@Robocoppat 10 ай бұрын

LMFAO 😂😆. Holy ShitBalls dude that has to be one of the best comments I've ever read on KZfaq. I'm practically crying from laughing so hard 🤣😂👍😂😆😂 👍😁

@michaelwarrell5479 10 ай бұрын

This ritchie isn't a wimpy p**** who can't fight though. This guy is a mad dog bare handed killer or he could kill ya in a thousand improvised ways . Steven may not wanna find Ritchie

@56postoffice 9 ай бұрын

The scene where toerag Bobby gives the finger to the two evil robbers in their pickup, right there you saw the Who Gives The Most Evil Stare food chain. RIP to William Hurt, who was rightly (and should've won) nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role. Ed Harris was also scary af in this as well.

@scottrackley4457 6 ай бұрын

Ed Harris does evil very well. Hell of an actor.

@gib59er56 5 ай бұрын

@@scottrackley4457Yeah he does!!

@danielmcgillis270 4 ай бұрын

Young bullies can still have some brains. He looked into those dead eyes and saw something he did not want to deal with. Wisdom overwhelmed his hormone-addled sense of immortality.

@dogsandyoga1743 4 ай бұрын

"Monster" Kody Scott said that it's not the stare itself, it's what's behind it. What those eyes have seen...

@numberonedad 4 ай бұрын

@@scottrackley4457 don't forget stephen mchattie!

@daveb.4268 10 ай бұрын

Fun Fact-History of Violence is the last movie that came out on VHS or DVD, at least here in America.

@paddyoclown 10 ай бұрын

that's actually quite interesting 🎩

@ComedyBros5 8 ай бұрын

Are you saying it’s the last movie to be released on both?

@doh3582 8 ай бұрын

another fun fact: in my coutry it took way longer for vhs to die I had the Incredibles, Shrek 1 and 2 and first three Harry Potter movies on tape

@JoshuaXYZ 4 ай бұрын

@@ComedyBros5 I doubt he has any clue what he's saying. It WAS the last movie released on VHS. But many, many, many movies have been released on DVD since.

@Dravianpn02 4 ай бұрын

There's are millions of dvds made to this day.

@hisinfernalmajesty1849 11 ай бұрын

man this one is too good to only watch a recap. i have to stop & watch the full movie. ill come back later

@mikedixon1208 8 ай бұрын

I loved him in this movie it showed how you can change but some people want let you stay changed and sometimes you have to dig back into that old life

@infonut 4 ай бұрын

I've had this in my dvd collection for years but never watched it. Now I have to thanks to your great synopsis.

@charlenehastings4840 10 ай бұрын

Saw this Movie and I thought it was one of my favorites. I love this actor 👍

@bruceglock7260 10 ай бұрын

Viggo Mortenson.

@ScottAirbrushwork 8 ай бұрын

"hormone sandwich" made me throw up a little bit 😂

@salguodrolyat2594 8 ай бұрын

An accurate description of the proceedings.😁

@auntiesemite9295 10 ай бұрын

GREAT movie. Very underrated for some reason especially considering it's star power.

@MrAtrice 10 ай бұрын

I really like this one it was great

@babagalacticus 10 ай бұрын

ESP considering it's director... quite odd.

@goldenagenut 10 ай бұрын

I definitely agree

@ComedyBros5 8 ай бұрын

I can’t believe this is the first I’m hearing of it. I feel like Viggo’s whole career, aside from LoTR, is defined by incredible roles in awesome overlooked films. His movies never get good marketing.

@pantelisliakos2481 8 ай бұрын

I would like to see Ed and Viggo on at least a third movie after this and Appaloosa...GIFTED AF!

@gib59er56 5 ай бұрын

Check out the way Viggo morphs back to "Joey" in the front yard. His walk changes, his face goes calm and cool and his eyes reveal his intensity. The guy is a remarkable actor. He is on my top list. Viggo, Denzell, Butler, Penn, Hardy and Statham.

@randalthor6872 4 ай бұрын

@@gib59er56 Butler, really? interesting

@justingary5322 4 ай бұрын

Exactly Viggo Mortesen playing Tom is awesome 😎

@im1who84u 10 ай бұрын

6:00 Yea, that's it. Lets get dressed up, look like Mafia hit men, look out of place in this small town, try to walk in a diner in a small town where everyone knows each other, and then try to look inconspicuous. Okay, sounds like a good plan. What could go wrong?

@charleshimes1634 10 ай бұрын

Yeah. "Try That in a Small Town". Maybe you have ESP, im1who84u.

@user-bu2en3cl6s 5 ай бұрын

Nice, family focused and uplifting. Aww...it just warms my heart. Nice.

@albertperson4013 8 ай бұрын

And they all lived happily ever after.

@braunihawk 8 ай бұрын

Love this movie. A good example why ego's can destroying organisation's. A smart leader never seeking for revenge, he's reflecting what happened and take action to avoid situations in the future.

@j.l.4054 4 ай бұрын

Egos. Organizations. Please learn when an apostrophe is appropriate and when it is not.

@f.g.5967 4 ай бұрын

His name is not ego, it’s viggo

@braunihawk 4 ай бұрын

@@j.l.4054 always easy to say something like this, when English is you main language

@johnnycee5179 2 ай бұрын

That's truly a brother born for adversity

@RobVespa 4 ай бұрын

What a great film. One of David Cronenberg's best, which is saying something.

@f.g.5967 4 ай бұрын

You forgot to tell the part where he actually broke his toe when kicking a helmet. He screamed for real!

@farvision 3 ай бұрын

I've subscribed because you give the name of the movie, unlike other channels.

@user-ml6jk4qc3w 9 ай бұрын

So the POS has to kill a 5 year old girl to protect himself from her identifying him? sort of like real life. This movie was very good. It showed how vile and evil some morons can be.

@IrishCarney 8 ай бұрын

On top of which, there was obviously no need to shoot anybody in that store in the first place. Yes they've eliminated witnesses to their robbery but they've made themselves a drastically higher priority for capture so the net result is much more risk to them.

@chrispekel5709 4 ай бұрын

@@IrishCarneyin movie land world, people always shoot when they shouldn't. It's like fictional police aren't very effective in the fictional movie USA so people don't worry about being caught.

@goblinxshredzmtg5392 4 ай бұрын

Watched this when I was young. It’s what made me like Vito as an actor.

@Chancey464 4 ай бұрын

I love this movie, watched several times again.

@Tletna 4 ай бұрын

Thumbs up immediately just for actually giving the title at the beginning. Bless you.

@mckid2683 10 ай бұрын

Friggin great movie. It's called "A History of Violence"

@ComedyBros5 8 ай бұрын

I feel incredibly uncultured and sheltered. How in the world did I miss this one?!

@woody4269 4 ай бұрын

@ComedyBros5 nah, you're good dude. It's frikkin old.

@user-yd7nu4th7f 8 ай бұрын

The best Chrysler ad ever.

@fredgibbs6729 10 ай бұрын

Much more nuanced movie than the "gun porn" John Wick.

@DoguErgil-ef5ub 10 ай бұрын

@mrb4886 10 ай бұрын

@@DoguErgil-ef5ub ...

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 10 ай бұрын

I mean, yeah, but sometimes you want that kind of thing

@albertgaspar627 10 ай бұрын

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens that's what she said

@artemusp.folgelmeyer4821 3 ай бұрын

Two entirely different movies, with this one being the better by far.

@SamFreedom 8 ай бұрын

Guy did the right thing at every turn

@guap406 4 ай бұрын

If this really happened, Tom would have gotten 20 years, and the mafia could sue him for reparations

@Jonno2summit 4 ай бұрын

I met a couple of guys once like the two dudes who mean no good at the beginning of this movie. It was in South Park at a small cafe and they were especially friendly to me as I was by myself. When they asked me what I was up to, and I said I was headed to a shooting range, their demeanor changed and they weren't so interested in me. They made a good choice not to eff with me. These types are out there and real. So be careful when strangers are strangly nice to you.

@dannysunay4386 4 ай бұрын

HA! HA! Yeah ok.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Jonno2summit 4 ай бұрын

@@dannysunay4386 ?

@infonut 4 ай бұрын

@@dannysunay4386 as if a stranger you have struck up a conversation with should not be alarmed to find out your packin??? The guys a doofus and I think THEY made the right choice by distancing him.

@endtimeswriter 8 ай бұрын

Appreciate the summation of this movie which I missed when it came out.

@hankbrown3959 4 ай бұрын

This and Eastern Promises are very good movies.

@timtonner946 4 ай бұрын

Unless it was some sort of comedy, William Hurt as a badass mob figure doesn't seem very believable...

@toniwilliams5330 4 ай бұрын

Viggo was really good in Eastern Promises.

@randalthor6872 4 ай бұрын

That movie was great. I remember being pretty shocked at the creepy sauna when he fought for his life with his dick flapping in the breeze hahaah.

@justingary5322 4 ай бұрын

Exactly and Lord of The Rings Trilogy

@chetbiddlecom6016 10 ай бұрын

This was an excellent movie! It's a good reminder that in most organized crime syndicates (throughout history), there is truth to the "blood in, blood out" way of thinking.

@joehasberryjr7398 10 ай бұрын

😮amen

@ComedyBros5 8 ай бұрын

@smallnuts2 4 ай бұрын

Movie name? I can't believe it's not in the title.

@nekro5342 4 ай бұрын

@@smallnuts2 A History of Violence. It is a very good movie.

@gregoryf9299 9 ай бұрын

Extra kudos for use of “thrice “. Bravo sir!!

@FranklinWilson-ev9dq 5 ай бұрын

BECAUSE, HE WAS TRYING TO PUT ALL THAT, BEHIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@THE_CDN 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic movie! One of my favourites I like not knowing for sure about Tom's past until well into the movie.

@PeteInTheMatrix 3 ай бұрын

I love this movie.. I've watched it multiple times and its been long enough, that its about time again. I think they did well with the pacing, 'real' vibe, and portraying the family interactions.

@richardyoung5429 7 ай бұрын

"... an intense hormone sandwich." Golden.

@cinocage 10 ай бұрын

Moral of the story: never mess with a mrried man.

@windronner1 4 ай бұрын

I vividly remember this movie. It was excellent

@johnmoser2689 11 ай бұрын

Even though I know what's going to happen now I still gotta watch it

@acerpro101 10 ай бұрын

Its worth it. Such a good movie

@vincemartinez9341 8 ай бұрын

What movie is this?

@johnmoser2689 8 ай бұрын

@@vincemartinez9341 a history of violence

@justingary5322 4 ай бұрын

Joey Cusack is the OG GOAT and original John Wick

@Xnocturnus 3 ай бұрын

11:39 -- "...they then proceed to have a VERY intense hormone sandwich" ---> Gold! 😂

@markwilliams3174 10 ай бұрын

Looks like another incredible Viggo movie

@sandraconnelly7507 10 ай бұрын

Viggo such an awesome Actor, he always delivers. Love this movie.

@user-zl6hk1kp4o 4 ай бұрын

His hoodlum ride arrives to take him to meet his psycho brother, voice switching from mild mannered Hoosier back to Philly: "Yeah, I'm Joey". Absolutely brilliant acting and a great film.

@robertfalcone3025 Ай бұрын

History Of Violence was David Cronenbergs BEST movie

@MichaelDavitt1 8 ай бұрын

instead of pulling out a gun, I pull a “um actually” out of my pocket .

@Adamantiis 11 ай бұрын

A very intense hormone sandwich. Bruh LMAO

@fluffykitties9020 4 ай бұрын

"hormone sandwich"... LOL. Haven't heard that one before!

@hafidortega5502 4 ай бұрын

Good job with the narration!

@JohnWick-ez6vs 6 ай бұрын

Anyone after LEO??

@fortnitehero3579 6 ай бұрын

Bloody Sweet🔥🔥

@speedomars3869 8 ай бұрын

it is a good movie, but mainly because of Vigo. he has a strange acting talent that lets him able to make a cold killer be sympathetic to an audience.

@RubbittTheBruise 4 ай бұрын

This is like a prequel of John Wick.

@GratefulPrimate 4 ай бұрын

Viggo Mortensen as John Wick

@Staniii2360 8 ай бұрын

Then he took out what looks like a flashlight and asked everyone to focus at the red top.

@BOBXFILES2374a 4 ай бұрын

This was one heck of a movie.

@zitherzon2121 9 ай бұрын

10:46 "I Was a Teenage Mob Hitman." LOL.

@John-ob7dh 5 ай бұрын

He was good in The Road.

@promacpic 8 ай бұрын

That big mansion at the beginning is at Seneca College in King City, Ontario, Canada. I used to walk my dog there a lot.

@joshcantrell8397 8 ай бұрын

That 16 year old looks 30 lol

@synthonaplinth5980 8 ай бұрын

'Finishes him off'...actually, they showed Leland with a hole in the side of his face, still alive struggling to breathe even though he had a hole in the side of his face

@mikehut713 6 ай бұрын

Yea that scene was gruesome af

@macanthony1982 10 ай бұрын

I remember seeing this movie... Unassuming man kicks major ass... LOL

@phero2 11 ай бұрын

"how do you fuck that up?"

@Fatewins01 Ай бұрын

Never leave an enemy behind - Shaka

@Cubey15 8 ай бұрын

Who woke up one day and thought “I know what people want. They want KZfaq channels that narrate over the top of cut up movies, such that it ruins any enjoyment anyone might derive from watching the movie.”

@JakeLawrence 8 ай бұрын

Buahahahaha

@gokhanguneysu3419 3 ай бұрын

As Harris holds the boy, diner guy turns again into a hitman in seconds! Goofy look is replaced by piercing eyes. The level of talent is unbelievable!