'They Got A Tank' | The Expendables 2
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2 жыл бұрынTaking up refuge, The Expendables play defense after being cornered.
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@MarrockV Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke... that's ultra-meta and I'm here for it.
@JoesRambles Жыл бұрын
We are all here for it. The meme has become self-aware.
@catey62 8 ай бұрын
Lol, I cracked up when he said that 🤣😂🤣😂😂
@AhmedKhan-yb1bn 2 жыл бұрын
Say whatever, Expendables is like a awesome reunion of the greatest action heroes.
@albertgaspar627 2 жыл бұрын
There was a comedy a long time ago, "Its a mad, mad, mad world" that brought together all the comedy geniuses of its time. movies like that are either really great...or a bunch of egos destroying a movie.
@silvanalfred3733 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@sashakrizinsky5473 2 жыл бұрын
Yah been wondering how the hell the producers manage to pay all these legends 🤣🤣🤣
@albertgaspar627 2 жыл бұрын
@@sashakrizinsky5473 group discount. or maybe senior discount.
@TheCaptainSplatter 2 жыл бұрын
It's just dumb fun.
@joecok 2 жыл бұрын
The best dialogue in this movie Barney Ross : I've heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra Booker : Yeah I was. But after five days of agonizing pain the cobra died. LOL man LOL, it is chuck norris
@jaquigreenlees 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of that, Chuck Norris delivered the Chuck Norris meme.
@joecok 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaquigreenlees chuck norris got shot once the bullet is still in the hospital in critical condition when chuck norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
@99mrpogi 2 жыл бұрын
@@joecok when chuck Norris was a participant in the squid games, he was attacked by the statue. Chuck Norris is fine but the statue is now in a coma
@Thurgosh_OG 2 жыл бұрын
@@99mrpogi That's just a rumour. The truth is when Chuck was walking towards the statue, the statue turned away, so as to not be destroyed by Chuck looking at it.
@nilsonugre4754 Жыл бұрын
chucky all the way
@r2artCH 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaah... yes, the epic Chuck Norris entrance. I remember I was crying with joy when I watch this scene.
@wisenaomi 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing more epic than Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke.
@RicardoMeansKing 2 жыл бұрын
THE man, the one true king, the higher being, Chuck Norris
@r3l1csvk 2 жыл бұрын
when the showed up the whole f_cking room in the cinema freaked out
@nishantmaurya9338 2 жыл бұрын
@@r3l1csvk Yeah🤣 I remember when Sylvester Stallone said " Don't freak out" at Norris's entrance, we thought he was talking to the audience instead of Maggie.
@r3l1csvk 2 жыл бұрын
@@nishantmaurya9338 😂
@DrRock2009 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Stallone looks at his gun to see if it was him that caused all the damage…
@raymason9907 2 жыл бұрын
He was thinking " What the hell kind of bullets has that gun shop been selling me?"
@kidz4p509 Жыл бұрын
I thought either his bullet ricocheted all over the place, or it knocked down that one Sang and _his_ gun killed the others.
@danielhaire6677 10 ай бұрын
If he had done all that with one round, movie or not, I would want to know what brand/model of gun and what loads.
@otakuwolf4ever985 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't freak out." Yeah, sorry, no can do. When Chuck walked onto the scene, I remember the Theater went nuts, some people were actually crying with joy.
@watcher1258 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the part about the Cobra . Made my month :)
@thespokenword6456 Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that was in a US Theatre?
@otakuwolf4ever985 Жыл бұрын
@@thespokenword6456 Oh yes.
@josejosefino7361 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know why people didnt like this movie. It was never meant to be a deep meaning film or anything of the sort. Its a heartfelt letter to over the top 80s action movies. You know, when the main actors made their names known.
@Pianomn626 2 жыл бұрын
I think they meant the first one as a serious movie, but when they saw the response as an over-the-top, shoot-em-up, blow-em-up, flick that moviegoers really didn't take seriously, I think they wised up and decided to just have fun and use an enormous explosives budget, classic lines, and tongue-in-cheek plot to make a winner. And they did.
@lakshmijls2794 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe there are peaple out there who don't like this movie. ............
@IceWarrior101 2 жыл бұрын
I liked all 3 of them.
@onlythebest3311 2 жыл бұрын
No we get it, just they totally screwed up the action / fighting, it’s so bad. Wasted potential with all those guys together. Wish they had a better director, imagine how awesome that would be, even if it’s just fast furious level quality
@gianzua5727 2 жыл бұрын
Because People tend to trow shit on cool stuff and like Marvel crap
@richgeshel8735 Жыл бұрын
I love how they incorporated one of the Chuck Norris memes about just how bad ass he is.
@Zack_1327 8 ай бұрын
The Walker Texas Ranger music as Chuck Norris just casually and calmly stroll is hilarious. I’m not really super surprised by it but it’s still pretty funny
@timberhead2069 2 жыл бұрын
"After 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." He accepted that he's meme.
@Cuestrupaster 2 жыл бұрын
There was also that time that Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 10 guys... after that the grenade exploded...
@lorcis1 2 жыл бұрын
brilliant joke
@khathaway414 Жыл бұрын
I thought Chuck Norris killed 10 guys with the grenade pin. And used the grenade to destroy a satellite in orbit.
@Cuestrupaster Жыл бұрын
@@khathaway414 That was different time...
@yackieshabaker4370 2 жыл бұрын
I really love this part about them wanting a tank but then here comes the enemy with a tank
@Luke-vf6qc 2 жыл бұрын
Lol chuck norris don't need a tank The tank needs chuck norris😄
@yackieshabaker4370 2 жыл бұрын
@@Luke-vf6qc 🤣🤣🤣
@kidz4p509 Жыл бұрын
0:57 Careful what you wish for.
@doublep1980 2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris shows up and they make a Chuck Norris-joke. xD
@silentsupreme4874 2 жыл бұрын
and clint eastwood theme song
@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын
@@silentsupreme4874 Yeah, I've never understood why.
@kleetus92 2 жыл бұрын
@@lindildeev5721 Walker Texas Ranger... old westerns... etc...
@MrRobjs83 2 жыл бұрын
@@lindildeev5721 Norris was from essentially from that same Era as Eastwood, both were in western movies and played cowboys
@1985Cookiedude 2 жыл бұрын
You telling me he wasn't really bitten by a King Cobra? 😂Lucky for the Cobra I guess
@caughtinamashup7208 2 жыл бұрын
The Chuck Norris entrance was really cool and I like the reference to him being a 'Lone Wolf'.
@Skarrz72 2 жыл бұрын
Lone Wolf McQuade most likely. Another good movie.
@SkynetAndGenisysCreation Жыл бұрын
Once When I threw a grenade ..it killed 101 people and then it exploded !!! 😆😆
@dariusvalentin5579 2 жыл бұрын
All of them trying to hold that laugh🤣🤣🤣
@rad_iation1193 2 жыл бұрын
Barney Ross is really a sharpshooter and he have eagle eyes. One of the most badass characters of Sylvester Stallone.
@lorcis1 2 жыл бұрын
stallone has created wonderful characters
@BedsitBob Жыл бұрын
Along with Deke DaSilva.
@kuribayashi84 Жыл бұрын
Love that slightly worried look on Barney's face after Booker tells him the Cobra-Joke.
@AgsyMixChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris even showed up in World of Tanks and his one of my tank commanders ever since! 😂
@target4all766 Жыл бұрын
And since then you haven't lost a match playing with him as a Tank commander in fact, you probably single-handedly eliminated all enemies 😁👍
@ElessarGR 2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. :D
@roberthicks2364 2 жыл бұрын
2:17 is when things get epic...
@lenorahaddad2205 2 жыл бұрын
The music tho👌
@VV-fo7lu 2 жыл бұрын
Heard a rumour that you are dead Yeah I heard that too Lol epic 😂
@victoreduardo4891 Күн бұрын
The cobra joke is pure gold. It’s one of the most famous “facts about Chuck Norris.”
@bleppebleppsson1169 Жыл бұрын
...the cheering at 2:18 must been enormous! :)
@fuckel98 2 жыл бұрын
All of this was worth Chuck Norris doing a Chuck Norris joke. It was having my childhood in a pop up book the first time I saw this. Good times.
@Sahilprakash1999 2 жыл бұрын
1:46 Ceasar: HEY WHO DID THAT Gunner: not me I'm out
@johnsmith60 2 жыл бұрын
That was my bad 😂😂😂
@Sacciuiguai 9 ай бұрын
Still remember watching this movie back in 2012 and after this joke the whole theater started laughing, it was a blast!
@jayman105 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
@arroz1971 Жыл бұрын
If only these movies could have been made 30 years ago when stallone, schwarzenegger, lundgren, willis, Van damn were all younger and buff. I know they all still had big egos then but what a movie it could have been!
@CarinoGamingStudio Жыл бұрын
that would be a block buster for straight 1 year. because 90s is pinnacle of movie industry.
@Sahilprakash1999 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 Ceasar: Houston we got a problem DOWN
@jansenintheprovince5282 Жыл бұрын
Hail to the original and indestructible tough guy. Hands down to Chuck Norris.
@datrhbrian 2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris got the best character entrace in the series
@palmacarlos3233 2 жыл бұрын
ni m
@saimonimatai7342 2 жыл бұрын
" Don't freak out " 🤣🤣🤣
@christrembley5877 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Terry to say something about old spice power lol
@Wavemaninawe 2 жыл бұрын
Terry knows better than to use Old Spice recklessly. Its kind of like spinach to Popeye. It would have broken the film (and the Expendables franchise) in half... and he would had to step out of the screen in movie theatres worldwide, to reboot the sun and muscle flex the show back together again.
@christrembley5877 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wavemaninawe That's true we don't want him out shinning the other actors by single handedly ending the movie
@wchenful Жыл бұрын
Old Spice odour blocking body wash blocks BO for 24 hooooourrrrssss!!!
@kyojurorengoku2804 2 жыл бұрын
Childhood awesomeness 🔥🔥🔥🥺🥺
@rep100Luxio 2 жыл бұрын
You should buy some real fire power then
@Caseytify Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris jokes, by Chuck Norris! 😂
@Cuestrupaster 2 жыл бұрын
This fucking scene, this fucking film, everything fucking thing is so fucking perfect...
@rep100Luxio 2 жыл бұрын
"One bullet left, ahh well" Literally me when i fought Squall thr 2nd time
@sitisarah826 11 ай бұрын
2:34 awesome Chuck Norris appearances
@sebastiantoledo5765 3 ай бұрын
*Turret turning slowly* Caeser: OH!!!
@manojde_ 2 жыл бұрын
The Greatest action heros on Earth ❤
@MILELONGJOINT Жыл бұрын
Tell that to someone from NAVY SEALS or SAS :D :D
@mrmoss149 2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris. One riot- one ranger.
@thomasgun2004 8 ай бұрын
1:46 Big Jack Latimore: Hey, who did that🤔⁉️ Ivan Drago: Not me, I'm out!
@dr3144 2 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, but this movie was badassery incarnate.
@AgiHammerthief Жыл бұрын
Stormtroopers vs. Expendables
@LemontLMontyJohnson Жыл бұрын
1:04 “I’m sorry, did somebody just say a tank?”
@Kokuyous3ki 2 жыл бұрын
When you make such a famous western song that when someone wants a western setting your song is the go-to song. When people don't even know what song it is, what movie it is from, who made it... but when they think of western they immediately think of YOUR song. Like how fuking genius do you have to be for that?
@kidz4p509 Жыл бұрын
0:57 Careful what you wish for, Barney.
@aditzaman2702 2 жыл бұрын
Norris what a intro
@mikelitoris3051 2 жыл бұрын
2:29 don’t freak out 😂😂😂 Okey boss
@johnsmith60 2 жыл бұрын
I am freaking out 😂😂😂
@sisterinchristdaily5331 5 ай бұрын
Lol i never new chuck norris had this sense of humour 😂😂😂
@liammcdonough6832 2 жыл бұрын
0:59-oh blast, speak of the devil, this ain’t any good!
@saborise7485 2 жыл бұрын
For those wondering what tank that is, it's a soviet-made T-72 Main Battle Tank
@cusefan5510 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised the turret didn’t blow off the top of it. Thats usually what happens
@saborise7485 2 жыл бұрын
@@cusefan5510 Correct, that usually happends when you shoot it's ammunition
@watchlang4319 Жыл бұрын
Nice move chuck norris
@hussein2663 Жыл бұрын
The plot armor in this scene is crazy
@williewonka6200 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Hollywood shooting scenes. 20 men spraying with fully automatic weapons, no one gets hit. While irl you get a small gun fight a couple of blocks down, someone dies in a different city from a stray bullet.
@johnsmith60 2 жыл бұрын
If this is mellow then I’m afraid to ask what the Lone Wolf is like when he goes rambo on everything 😂
@ddnn974 2 жыл бұрын
It must have been a lot of fun on the set even if just playing one of the bad guys
@Johnny_Serenity Жыл бұрын
Getting killed by Chuck Norris would be an absolute honor
@youtubeyo142 Жыл бұрын
We have a tank We have Chuck Norris
@ellenthorne8222 2 жыл бұрын
Love all the Chuck jokes.
@KawaiiRafa 2 жыл бұрын
These movies are really great for action fans I know my dad used to take me to watch Van Damme Stallone Arnold movies all of them and then taking him to this one where all of them work together was nice because he was just starstruck that they were all on the big screen
@irfanhabeeb9146 Жыл бұрын
I don't care criticism.. I really like all expendables movie.. 🔥💯
@meigrice Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how, but I somehow found this funny! 1:46-1:49
@nidhungl9334 2 жыл бұрын
Houston, we gotta a problem.🤣
@Jumperman12mac 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 OH
@connorredshaw7994 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit they got a tank!.😂
@lerkkweed 8 ай бұрын
Hahahaha !!!! Bad guys are bad shots.
@ladyartist7186 Жыл бұрын
Cool and awesome. I love these guys when I was a kid and The Expendables is such a gift outta nostalgia.
@vycma9941 9 ай бұрын
When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie becomes Chuck Norris
@victorhardiyanto 2 жыл бұрын
Enemy accuracy = 0%
@lenorahaddad2205 2 жыл бұрын
The enemy are like stormtroopers in that they can't hit one damn thing
@samuelkelsey6501 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the cheap inexpensive Stormtrooper School of Shooting. It's a requirement for every bad guy to save on their financial budget. lol
@agntclassified9682 2 жыл бұрын
They need aimbots
@hollyeinhornzuchtstelle1520 3 ай бұрын
Is Barney shooting without a magazine in the weapon? Thats a mistake right there.😂
@philipsingh4424 7 ай бұрын
*their lives are saved* Barney: somebody got a little carried away
@panhead5374 Жыл бұрын
"Hey! Who did that?!"
@sayasakjusaki9794 2 жыл бұрын
Best Scene in the movie🤣 and my Favorit one
@GAMEOVER-ee1qz Жыл бұрын
The Expendables 2 will always be a classic Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Scott Adkins,Liam Hemsworth, Jet Li, Bruce Willis.
@profx23 Жыл бұрын
Most of the Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes at his prime. Would have been hilarious to see T in this, too, giving that famous scowl about one of the tough guy jokes directed at Chuck. 😁
@bullfrog8465 11 ай бұрын
Clint Eastwood as well.
@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit What they’ve got the tank
@dorothymalloy1474 Жыл бұрын
I agree 100%
@jayvhoncalma3458 9 ай бұрын
Gunnar: not me I'm out
@itsmyleggz Жыл бұрын
Looking back... now, it was so good.
@agatenby41 2 жыл бұрын
chuck norris, is his own walking meme hahah
@user-ur2qw7vt5l 2 жыл бұрын
The great 80s action heroes, they should have depicted Michael Dudikoff as well- The original American Ninja😎
@nvd2ceb4 2 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I've watched this, Chuck Norris's entrance still gives me goosebumps! Shouldn't have come out with that Expendables 4...it was disappointing.
@lucasmackey2808 2 жыл бұрын
2:51 I fight solo I thought you knew that
@ALGERIANTV 6 ай бұрын
Can you hold them off..? Yeah, maybe with a tank……oh shit! What? They got a tank!
@SunnySunny-tb9hx 2 жыл бұрын
Dont freak out...LOL
@ericsantana1184 Жыл бұрын
There is one more action star if he was alive he would have made a great additional member to The Expendables I'm in reference to Robert D Zarr. There were a lot of rumors saying that there was going to be a 4th Expendables movie and the Rumor was they wanted Jack Nicholson but Jack Nicholson has long since retired. I think the next villain should either be Robert Patrick or Christoph Waltz or perhaps Jeremy Irons
@liammcdonough6832 2 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate ol’ Booker.
@vectorm4 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris !! Smile when you say that.
@RuiWang-zm2ue 2 жыл бұрын
Poor guys, against Chuck Norris, all they could bring was a tank.
@virgiljericho664 11 ай бұрын
Chuck norris didn’t even use a gun he just made Bang bang bang noises with his mouth.
@ronhilliard8863 2 жыл бұрын
What a fun series to watch
@Bubulinaq 2 жыл бұрын
"Dont freak out" lmao
@edwardhickey5185 2 жыл бұрын
That's a great entrance.
@toddrf Жыл бұрын
"you're the one people call the 'lone wolf'"? "I've been called that." LOL
@paulbaynton7736 2 жыл бұрын
JUST LOVE THS SUPER HOT ACTON PACKED MOVIE WITH SO MANY INCREDIBLE A-LIST HOLLYWOOD ACTION PACKED STARS! GIVE THIS ONE AHHH AHH 10 STARS OUT OF 10!
@Sunless1337 2 жыл бұрын
When blondie steps out into plain sight, fires off a burst, and has an entire firing squad of automatic weapons fire at him... with someone only like 10 bullets hitting the background. xD
@afat9679 2 жыл бұрын
Legend
@choquestephane620 5 ай бұрын
When James Braddock meet John Rambo.
@user-lr2vj9pw1q 4 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris IS best action actor. And a good Friend for kung-fu star Bruce Lee
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