They Paid Me To Commit Felonies in Bad Guys At School

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3 жыл бұрын

All I need to do to succeed and make lots of money is commit lots of crime. Even just running people over with vehicles can be a lucrative venture. There's a group of people that will keep paying me to do things like lighting school property on fire to putting a dangerous shark in the swimming pool. If I need any tools I can find them all over the world or buy things at the store. When I feel like walking is too much I can ride my horse around.
Bad Guys At School - store.steampowered.com/app/12...
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@jelleluyten5017 3 жыл бұрын

This game seemed like a fun attempt at recreating bully, then the physics hit, and then the shark sent my sides to the nurse's offics

@dudeblizt6350 3 жыл бұрын

when a kid gets his nose broken, throw into a fountain, have your friends beat the hell out of you, and get stab *the nurse: I C E*

@daylen577 3 жыл бұрын

I love how a big chunk of the map and visual elements are a straight copy out of Bully. Could actually end up being cool though, given that Rockstar doesn't want to remaster it :(

@xirnis1465 3 жыл бұрын

Here have some ice and those bone fractures will mend themselves right away

@npiper 3 жыл бұрын

"This game seemed like a f̶u̶n̶ half assed attempt at recreating bully" Fixed

@navisakura7374 3 жыл бұрын

@@npiper Half assed or not, still looks pretty enjoyable. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere.

@derpskittlez8264 3 жыл бұрын

“I mean, money would’ve been better, but thank you”

@liamwalton4183 3 жыл бұрын

The countless times I've said this in real life when people want to give me certain favours...

@robertlust6234 2 жыл бұрын

@@liamwalton4183 5:42 my friend

@dorianrecord8200 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot imagine a more perfect game for DF. Also, hearing him say “wheels” again warmed my heart

@samaracastanho621 2 жыл бұрын

Who is wheels

@dorianrecord8200 2 жыл бұрын

@@samaracastanho621 george

@BennyLlama39 3 жыл бұрын

You can't spray paint students, you can't set 'em on fire... what the hell kind of school *is* this, anyway? 😒

@sugarloaf4979 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the game thing says "Grand Theft Auto V" because yes this is GTA 5.

@tylerjohn1647 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t even tell the difference

@celacah 3 жыл бұрын

Bully

@bryansmart360 3 жыл бұрын

How ba-a-a-ad can he be? He just committed a felony

@shaggystoner5235 3 жыл бұрын

*clap* *clap* *clap* bravo

@TheGodlyPineapple 3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes you genius.

@nathanielm9150 3 жыл бұрын

He’s just doing what comes naturally.

@ineedhelp1016 3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielm9150 How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

@maninhu9837 3 жыл бұрын

@@ineedhelp1016 he just murdered several inocents

@EazySpeezy 3 жыл бұрын

This might be the greatest physics engine of all time

@nellguy4828 3 жыл бұрын

Can you speed run cybershell

@Bob2854 3 жыл бұрын

3rd comment nubs

@CapnCross 3 жыл бұрын

You mean greatest game of all time

@CapnCross 3 жыл бұрын

Wittyfish you must not know what sarcasm is

@Muncher_of_oil 3 жыл бұрын

SPEEDRUN THIS

@ohlookaflower.5961 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes school felonies. I watch this channel so much it seems normal.

@jimmcdowell5131 3 жыл бұрын

Use a fire extinguisher on 5 students...rookie. As a sub, I accidentally knocked a fire extinguisher off the wall, rupturing it. I effectively used an extinguisher on an entire locker room of students.

@ambermoon1341 3 жыл бұрын

*multi kill*

@greenscreengamer8008 3 жыл бұрын

@@ambermoon1341 cursed comments

@ambermoon1341 3 жыл бұрын

@@greenscreengamer8008 *y e s*

@AmaryllisRomanova 3 жыл бұрын

So what you are saying is those are ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!!

@mr.advocateseal 3 жыл бұрын

He chuckled in this video more times then he has his entire KZfaq career

@elainewalls1965 3 жыл бұрын

"Awwww....he's still squirming." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@seanseen_ 3 жыл бұрын

I'm ready for DF to teach me how to be a good student. That's what this is about to right?

@dietrichdehmer7401 3 жыл бұрын

By far the most realistic school simulator you have played.

@axisignition 3 жыл бұрын

Wow.. this is the first time im early as hell..i amazed seeing Dark Lord DF make the world into chaos. Praise you.

@jameshennessey3219 3 жыл бұрын

Ha lol agree

@finnrosen7331 3 жыл бұрын

Off topic but your pfp is cool

@lucid_god 3 жыл бұрын

When DF reaches 3mil subs he should do a face reveal

@elythas128 3 жыл бұрын

You could make a religion out of that

@themarlboromandalorian 3 жыл бұрын

Two minutes and fifty comments. You're famous, old son.

@mikeywolfno.7 3 жыл бұрын

yeah i was here when he had 1 k subs he has grown hasnt he

@mikeywolfno.7 3 жыл бұрын

@@8thDimensional yeah it was called my actual name wich was stupid so i made a new account

@asmillingchihuahua9858 3 жыл бұрын

3:05 he was really close to laughing

@D0ctorLeon 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: DF : You never know when you gonna need fire

@3dg3tr0ll5 3 жыл бұрын

"Really Nice Physics" *Also Him: crushes child into the ground*

@elenawimsey5714 3 жыл бұрын

This game was MADE for DF 😂❤️

@DIM00252 3 жыл бұрын

this is a very cool game and it fits your humour very well

@hellsgames5322 3 жыл бұрын

I was already scared when I read the title. Then I clicked and saw GTA, then I remembered who uploaded the video...these are dark times, especially since not even 2 minutes in you started running children over with a steam roller

@squidwardgameing 3 жыл бұрын

You better make a part 2, this was really fun to watch

@jaym8299 3 жыл бұрын

I really loved this video. Enough to finally sub, keep up the great work!

@harrypineda895 3 жыл бұрын

This channel is great. You never know what to expect

@bigyearold9455 3 жыл бұрын

Carrying live sharks is my favourite too

@cowardice9737 3 жыл бұрын

First minute into the video and DF is getting the, uh, “special treatment. Gonna be a great video.

@aidenb200 3 жыл бұрын

My parents didn't get me from the joke store... They only sell good jokes

@animesniperwolf1710 3 жыл бұрын

I've been watching your videos for 3 days and I'm obsessed I've seen almost every stardew valley video and I immediately subscribed because I find you hilarious. Watching you cause chaos is so funny I absolutely adore it ❤️

@boosners 3 жыл бұрын

"When one of them dies i can loot his corpse"

@AroaceChicken 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this while having first day of school insomnia and anxiety *yay..*

@evanowens5807 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Accidentally skips forward DF: ...just taking my shark for a walk

@siimkask14 3 жыл бұрын

Budget Bully is actually looking pretty fun

@joshli7241 3 жыл бұрын

Such accurate physics, much wow

@TheCaptainSquiggles 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad the algorithm led me, and I'm betting many others, to your chaos. An oddly cheerful and calming voice casually enjoying genocide and destructions wherever they can is exactly what I needed this year.

@TheRogueRBLX 2 жыл бұрын

E X A C T L Y

@anoukshukwinds 3 жыл бұрын

idk about you guys but I lost it when the thug became one with the horse

@purbleburble8803 3 жыл бұрын

I choked while eating cereal. I guess thats what I get for watching dangerously funny.

@brockyay4414 3 жыл бұрын

As a person who runs over people with a car daily I can confirm these physics are realistic

@TheRogueRBLX 2 жыл бұрын

Immm..... gonna have to file a report with this one..

@Canary070 3 жыл бұрын

Wow I’m early for once. Your videos bring me so much serotonin!

@lemonlordlenny7453 3 жыл бұрын

" I literally ran over so many children my car blew up"-DF 2020

@HoneebunnySapphire Ай бұрын

oh my gosh, i'm cry-laughing and struggling to breathe at this one.

@kirbykraftgames 3 жыл бұрын

Love how DF discovered the steamroller instantly and was immediately disappointed

@propandapower7633 3 жыл бұрын

I’m proud to say DF taught me to call children idiotstick

@adreampainter1 3 жыл бұрын

You make me giggle and I am not a giggler. It has been a difficult time so thank you.

@smallrpguy 3 жыл бұрын

This one was gave me very good laugh. Keep up good work.

@Jarko1401 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way he fires those fireworks like his hand is bazooka

@jormungandr5563 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the Joke Shop sells volatile explosives to children.

@Eishern 3 жыл бұрын

At this point im convinced these games are made for the sole purpose to entertain DF!

@zenitamistry2995 3 жыл бұрын

I have no words, cause I have been laughing for the past 15 minutes

@tane4054 3 жыл бұрын

You got to give props for dedication for throwing a living shark into the pool as prank

@gabe8168 3 жыл бұрын

Picks up shark with inhuman strength like it's nothing

@CarJul666 3 жыл бұрын

DF driving any vehicle is always entertaining. The violence is an added bonus.

@navytackedbay 2 жыл бұрын

The horse physics hurt me deeply

@Blackbuddafly45 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the game "Bully" by Rockstar

@elimoffitt1182 3 жыл бұрын

The comment I was looking for

@Haskellerz 3 жыл бұрын

bully 2.0

@aidengray3998 3 жыл бұрын

It's meant to *be* bully.

@CloverMajula02 3 жыл бұрын

This game was made for you DF! Encouraging violence! I’m dying of laughter

@natedogg8 2 жыл бұрын

The O Fortuna sound bit had me dead🤣

@Ryu_D 3 жыл бұрын

More of this, please.

@ruthgarcia2700 3 жыл бұрын

Yay i love your blood shedding video s and they make me laugh more than vines

@pokerusfreak8194 3 жыл бұрын

This game and DF were made for each other

@420roachdoggjr 3 жыл бұрын

Game: Has wacky physics engine and crime. KZfaq: *its GTA!*

@steven-ck5np 3 жыл бұрын

i love how destructive he is

@vinnyart92 2 жыл бұрын

DF: did the kid go out the window?? Kid: is literally standing right in front of him

@ShadeMan1 3 жыл бұрын

I love the instant insult at the beginning of the video

@kaitlando636 3 жыл бұрын

8:49 yeah he will float eventually. When he drowns.. becuase he's glued to the gourney 😂

@kaitlando636 3 жыл бұрын

9:13 yes..i brought my horse to show and tell today lol

@aidenwells288 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the new video

@EPIX2000 3 жыл бұрын

Love ur vids :) Keep it up!

@PhilieBlunt666 3 жыл бұрын

Look at his horse! His horse is amazing!

@nicolebriant98 Жыл бұрын

The steam roller part killed me

@xthax9718 3 жыл бұрын

this game’s physics are like physics during a super mario 64 speedrun

@cloudtem 2 жыл бұрын

I got a back to school add on this video and I don't know what is more disturbing knowing that it's that time again or the fact this guy get paid to do stuff like this

@f1lunarmoom633 Жыл бұрын

0:10 df ¨Oh look a joke store, that´s where your parents got you from¨ Me thinking to myself, hmm I have never thought about how I got into this family.

@CliffCardi 3 жыл бұрын

Bully remaster looking great

@mel0dicHarp 3 жыл бұрын

More please 😂

@jacoblaube7969 3 жыл бұрын

This has probably been said plenty of times but this man sounds almost exactly like Caboose

@zekzazaky 3 жыл бұрын

well bully 2 is looking good, some minor refinements and GOTY

@michaelcarter8801 3 жыл бұрын

DF and his hilarious human torture.

@Fujig4m1ng260 3 жыл бұрын

These videos make me laugh so hard

@kristibehrens1611 2 жыл бұрын

i really like your voice it just is so calm

@zowashere7273 3 жыл бұрын

Bully 2 looks great!

@pixal1250 3 жыл бұрын

This video is very funny!

@musicfanboy4477 3 жыл бұрын

As yes, I love to see the average American school kid!

@greenscreengamer8008 3 жыл бұрын

This is so surreal

@NicaMalfoy 3 жыл бұрын

This is the right game for you to collab with gray hahahaha

@Failzz8 3 жыл бұрын

This is a prime example of a good game for watching DF play it.

@Dubaderp 3 жыл бұрын

Bully 2 is looking pretty good

@blu3620 3 жыл бұрын

Pumped up kids in a nut shell

@Darkbluemonkgt 2 жыл бұрын

DF:you smell nice

@skame4879 3 жыл бұрын

I love how DF used Carmina Barana

@lonesomewendigo 3 жыл бұрын

Ah I see. I wondered if there ever would be a bootleg, no-effort, no-budget version of bully. It turns out I was right.

@deniss. 3 жыл бұрын

This make my day

@gamenuck4288 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he posted this video like this game isn’t an exact representation of the American school system

@jayymonty 3 жыл бұрын

Announce bully 2 alreadyy 😭 I need it damn it

@dylansommers43 3 жыл бұрын

10:20 uh oh you owe alot of people 10 bucks

@F17A 3 жыл бұрын

This is better than Bully!

@leu3368 3 жыл бұрын

0:40 punched so hard he's knees got reverse

@SJ-pt1wy 3 жыл бұрын

DF started getting emotionals. Things are getting interesting.

@Ashkihyena 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a student, fully capable of picking up a great white shark.

@antbojo 3 жыл бұрын

Earliest I've been on a video. I'm glad it was on a DF video.

@YesHaiAmOwO 3 жыл бұрын

"oh what if I get a field goal with a kid"

@That_One_Guy101 3 жыл бұрын

Theres a glitch in the pool when usieng the gravity gun where if you have another player pick you up with it and while holding you move you through a wall that you can get to the bottom of the map. Alternatively 2 people with gravity guns can make themselfs fly. And the sky box in this game is ridiculously to big you can go for a very long time.