"There's no way that black lady is washing her hair on the first day of camp" You better let them know! 😂🤣😂🤣

"This movie didn't give me anything I needed" is the most succinct line I have ever heard in a review.

"I think they looked like if they had stepped off a Chilean production of an Ann Rice novel." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"They refer to Gabriel as "The Forbidden Fruit"..... chile y'all can keep that fruit, it was rotten to me" 😩😫😭😭😭 help

Lmao @ there’s no way this black woman would wash her hair the first day of camp! Speaking as a black woman if that’s not the *truest* fact in any movie review, and it’s so refreshing and hilarious that someone would actually mention that.😄

The way Gabe walked into the water towards the swimmer I thought was hilarious, as if he was walking down a runway. I don’t get how Bacons character thought this place worked if most of the staff were gay themselves?

"Kerry Washington school of acting" "he came. he succumed" You guys kill me n the best way!

You two have made my love of film grow exponentially. Not only can I enjoy quality films but now the campy/crunchy movies have been elevated by reviews like this. I don't literally LOL often (more of a chuckle silently to myself) but I did audibly laugh at the Kerry Washington, Chilean Anne Rice, forbidden fruit, and succame moments. Love your content and THANK YOU for sharing with us!

How Gabriel just allowed to get his cheeks parted like the Red Sea and still get extra dips in that cookie jar

At the end when the police get to the cabin and are walking in with their guns drawn, how do they know the killer isn't Jordan who is just walking out of the cabin not even putting their hands up in surrender? They all walk right by them.

Chile Joseph’s description of Gabriel had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️y’all

this movie was not it. Thank you for keeping it real with the review. Been seeing some reviews and you can tell they are walking on eggshells so they dont get " cancelled" This movie was probably the worst written movie I've seen in a long time.

At 4:30, Nick mixed up "28 Days" (the Sandra Bullock rehab movie) and "28 Days Later" ( the zombie(ish) movie), and I just fell OUT 😂. I'm still interested in watching the movie eventually, but thanks to your review, I'm not going to rush.

"You're burned, bitch!" had me rolling. I am addicted to your reviews.

Oh this was EVERYTHING i needed. Such a fun review and as always josephs shade is hilarious and most importantly is accurate. I did hear that the ones to die would be the campers so im happy that wasnt the case.

The whole Gabriel gay trap reminds me of that South Park episode where the undercover cop actually has sex with his johns to "trap" them. 🤣🤣🤣 This movie sounds like a bad mess, poor Kevin Bacon and Anna Chlumsky...how did they get roped into this? I hope they got paid well at least. Thank you for the very entertaining review, gentlemen!

Wash Day is always traumatic. 🤣🤣🤣

I love how knowledgeable you two are. And I love how you tell it like it is.

The biggest problem with this movie is that there is absolutely zero tension because you know right from the very beginning that the killer is only targeting the villains, and it doesn't help that none of the kids are acting at all scared or worried about what's gonna happen to them. The kids are all aggressive and snarky and the councillors don't even know people are dying until basically everyone is dead, so there's never a chance to build any sense of tension. We're just supposed to be scared because the setting is in the spooky woods and there's a scene where a dog gets shot.

Just feel like this Movie was afraid to go there for real. It wasn't what it was sold to be, while being just slightly what it was sold to be. Won't even talk about the Dry Hump Scene; that was the most creepy thing in the entire Movie. Oh, and I suspected Molly was the Killer as soon as she gave Alexandra her Pills; and KNEW that she was after the Pictures Scene with Jordan.

I thought the killer was going to be a non binary gay child of Kevin Bacon that was deformed from the electroshock therapy.

Great review and honest af as always. I think you need to write a script with Nick, Joseph. You have great instincts. I know you are busy but a suggestion ❤️

"The Kerry Washington School of Acting." 🤣

13:20 absolutely using succame in the future 🤣 thank you so much for these reviews, they’re deeply engrossing, and your dynamic is chef’s kiss

"Y'all can keep that fruit."

I laughed out loud so many times this episode my stomach hurts!😂🥰🤣

I had planned on getting Peacock. Thanks for saving my coins 🏳️‍🌈

Love that Monty Clift reference. If this were to have a serious tone focusing on the topic itself it would have been a serious horror film.

succame is officially a part of my vocabulary

Lmfaoooo the "forbidden fruit" was rotten. Hahahaha I'm cackling.

The scene at 14:00 was scary, and actually got me shook. Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that scene was probably the best one in the movie, and if they ran with that dreadful feeling it might of been a better movie. Sorry to put this what-if into people's head, but imagine if Jordan Peele wrote and directed this movie, and had more of a "Get Out" vibe. I think we would of had a serious hit that we couldn't forget.

I’ve had heartburn scarier than this movie .

There should be a film that delves into gender and ungendered identifying people regarding our need to place people into those boxes you mentioned. Such rich material and a missed opportunity.

I HATE Mainstream Gay Men Media for the most part…. I prefer Indie All The Way…. There’s a Gay Slasher Called Hellbent…. A serial killer stalking Gay Boys during Halloween in LA…. Low budget but I HAS CHARM!…. And hot dudes….

This had some moments. I love what it wants to say. "I don't need saving" kinda works for me. The delivery could have been less cheesey. I know what they were going for. I guess I will call them our final person because there's no blanket for the word hero. Our final was a little too adjusted. A little too self-realized. But I could be wrong because I am not Trans. A little nitpick. They missed an opportunity when they referred to Jason and the Friday the 13th movies. They should have said Angela.

I watched this last night. Overall I enjoyed the movie, but everything you pointed out is accurate. Up until the killer killed the handyman, I thought the same thing that this would be a slasher film where the "conversion" strategy was to kill the campers if they did not act the right way.

Y’all make my day each time 😂

The best review of this shitty film..hands down. Joseph cracks me up every time 😂

The first kill is exactly like original kill in Friday the 13th… a counselor was trying to find her way to camp and killed by unseen person before she gets there…who is a revealed in big surprise at the end. The set up seems very interesting but poorly executed. Has there ever been a serious film on the topic… the camps seem extremely dangerous to a person’s mental and physical health. I had thought the theories had been proven to not work and be harmful.

John Logan pitching this: "But I'm A Cheerleader but play it straight" (no pun intended...)

"they don't get you to a happy ending and say you're burned bitch" nick for the win😂😂 😂

Child you can keep that FRUIT 🤣 It was Rotten to me!!

Listening to what you both "got" out, from what was written, like here - always fills the 'lost gap' in my mind! "This movie didn't give me anything I needed." Oh, Joseph! LOL! That got me! Maybe, this subject matter didn't have an expert on board - but, the writers went ahead with the generic/safer horror genre? Are the writers 'simplifying' this 'issue' of, "as an individual, you're not fitting-in? Even, in "your chosen group" so, here, let us "sort you out" by compartmentalizing everyone further! Liked your views!

This movie would have been ok without he killer part conversion therapy is scary enough

In Friday the 13th the first person killed is a new hire driving to the camp. Might have been a call back.

John Logan should have hired you guys to help out with the script

Keep up the great work y’all!!! Love you two!

Seems like a fake Sleepaway Camp.

Kevin bacon already did the sadist Role in sleepers which is far more brutal.

Love to watch your videos! Thank you for all the post

I was hoping you guys did a review!

The breakout musical had me rolling my eyes. 🙄

There's a good version of this movie out there. Its a book called Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle. Chuck Tingle is writing straight up horror was a treat.

Yall took me out with this one you guys are too funny I wish I could watch movies with wine with you two talking about lit 🤣🤣

So 1984 AHS

Great Review. Ah I was hoping this was good. But somehow your review makes me want to watch it still! Aha Another great review guys! ❤️

3 really good things about this movie, the title They Slash Them play on words, Kevin Bacon (no further explanation necessary and the opening scene. Everything else, mediocre and I hated the dog scene as an animal lover.

It's not just gay conversion therapy. It's trans conversion too.

Yea it takes a certain kind of imagination to write horror that’s good. Even if they are good writers. This concept could have been better.

Lesbian horror movie What Keeps You Alive is a much better movie. Nothing anti-gay about it. But a married female couple go a cabin in the woods, one wife finds out the other is a homicidal maniac. What's strange about They/Them is the director/screenwriter has written some quality scripts, like Gladiator & Bond movie Skyfall, Penny Dreadful horror series.

Well the movie made me laugh a lot so that's a positive for me, and it had some flamboyant characters, especially the black dude with the hat. 😂😂😂

The marketing was such, and the camera they chose, and the fact that it was on Peacock all caused me to think this was a TV show or a series. It didn't feel like a movie trailer. It was too succinct and permeated so many KZfaq videos as promos.

please review the upcoming Harry Styles films ....Don't Worry Darling ........and My Policeman when they come out

Love you guys!

"He should've been the trap!" 😩well yes, my God this review is so quotable like kinda can't stop watching it smh 😅

I thought the title is called “They Slash Them” 😆🙈

Low-hanging fruit pie joke.

20:24 You guys should just be movie writers! 🤣🤣🤣 That does sound like a good movie!

I enjoy your videos......mainly cause Joseph is "very nice eye candy" :) But enjoy both of your opinions on the movie reviews as well. Thank you. :)

Haven't watched but this review had me cackling 😭

But I’m a Cheerleader is much better than this mess of a film ❤️

The casting agent should be fired because the acting in this is more horrendous than the crimes that take place in this shit movie! Bad story, bad acting, too focus on the inclusion aspect that the writer seems to have forgotten that they were writing a fucking horror movie ,not a lifetime drama! Too many corny speeches!

Hi guys!

I will stick to But I Am a Cheerleader ….. first time a say RuPaul out of drag….. and introduced me to Chick Habit!….

I wash my hair almost everyday, so it’s possible… Wash n go…

I know this is old, but watch a lot of your content and I hear you refer to this movie and you always say “they, them” but the title is supposed to be “they slash them”, it’s a pun, like slash as in to stab😂😂😂 that’s all, just had to get that off my chest, thank you

I loved this train wreck of a movie so much

Isn't it pronounced They slash them? Kind of like a play on words. Either way I have no desire to see this, watching you 2 review it is way better, lol.

Just started watching this channel. Are the hosts a couple, or just friends?

ITS NOT THEY THEM ITS THEY SLASH THEM

10:30 i can't 🤣

The way you talk about this movie sounds like a sleepaway camp remake with Angela.

I just watched Them/They and I agree that this movie was not great, but, it wasn't bad either. Kevin Bacon and this group of camp instructors start off seeming like they really want to help these gay kids, and seem nice. But, the reality soon sets in that these people are a bunch of sick evil fuks who are obviously enjoying playing mind games with these kids. And there is a scene where the coach and his girlfriend are having sex, while looking at erotic pics of the campers, obviously the coach dude wanting the swimmer bad. I also agree that it should have been the coach who takes advantage of the swimmer as that whole scene would have made more sense. Them using that long haired dude to entice the swimmer seemed stupid to me. I found that very unlikely. I also had a problem with the time frame, where they are going to keep these kids for a week. However, maybe that was not the case at all, and the bigger plan was to abuse these kids long term, only the audience just isn't told what they are planning to do. Like in the movie Boy Erased where he is told his time at the conversion camp won't be long, while they actually planned on keeping him there for years. But thanks to our masked killer, the future planned torture of these kids was put to an abrupt end. As maybe the killer knew more than what we believe this sick people were actually doing. In my opinion it wasn't a great movie. But, it is probably the only movie I ever saw where the people who were killed kinda deserved it. Another scene that kinda made me think that was the blonde wife and the long haired queen all giddy because they succeeded in the torture of the swimmer. I was like, man, I hope they die next. And when they did I was giddy. I actually hoped the non binary camper would shoot Kevin Bacon over that whole dog scene. Who's got broken legs now MF!! I'm sorry trigger, looks like I will have to put you down!! Man, I thought the sickos in prisoners were bad. These people are far worse.

great video! 🌞 🐡🐠🐟🍓🫐🍒

I enjoyed this movie

Jeez I was watching another review of this from a girl or guy not sure, but they were going on about how beautiful Gabriel was hahha I was like what the hell. He looks weird

Where did you guys get the name fish jelly

I was excited about this movie since it was first announced. Unfortunately it was a major disappointment. 1.5 / 10

a little MTV Scream, a little Hulu Nine Perfect Strangers...love kevin bacon, but not this character.

I hoped this movie would be good but I knew it couldn't possibly be

I hated the animal killing part. Why do they always insist on killing animals in horror.

THIS MOVIE WAS DUMB ASF 🤦‍♀️

Trying to find depth in a slasher is a moot point.

I'm let down was wanting campers to get killed 😪 .

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this movie was everything i needed honestly. the primary demographic was literally just me lol.

This is one of the funniest reviews I’ve ever seen LOL yeah this movie was a hot mess 🤪

What a wet fart of a horror movie this was

I kind of disagreed with both of you and some of your analyses of the film! The believability factor might not have been on point...but the overall 'theme and message' of the film were evident! The 'real horror' of the film was the 'conversion therapy practices' that were orchestrated on the campers! That was a psychological horror in itself rather than the actual 'killings or murders'. As far as the seduction of the 'hot jock'--'Stu' by 'Gabriel'. You guys made a very valid point when referencing some of the 'hot jocks' being attracted to other 'hot jocks'--that either resemble how they want to look like or the masculine types they would like to date or hook up with. But, in the case of that particular scene...the 'hot jock' character--'Stu' was trying to become as 'straight' as his father had wanted him to become...so when he was finally seduced by the 'fem character'--'Gabriel'...I believe 'Stu' was engaging in the sexual act...which in his mind...allowed him to pass as being 'straight'. I believed he secretly fantasized about having a 'feminine' guy as his love interest...which would explain his attraction to 'Toby'--the 'African-American' feminine character toward the end of the film! So the misconception in regards to 'masculine straight-acting gay jocks' wanting or desiring their partners with similar attributes is a negated stereotype in this film. Even the shock-therapy scene in the film was somewhat--right on point! Believe it or not--that was how they used to treat 'queer patients' in real life--by showing them 'naked men or women' depending on their gender--and administrating 'shock-treatment procedures'--in a misguided attempt to convert them to heterosexuality or a straight lifestyle. I also read other critiques about the usage of the song anthem by 'Pink' and how it wasn't a great choice for this horror/thriller/suspenseful film. I disagree with that opinion...because I believe that song was 'F***ing Perfect'--(no pun intended). I can never imagine how 'Jordan' felt when being consulted and evaluated by a bigoted counselor giving her false analysis of who they were as a 'non-binary' person! It must have been a completely dehumanizing and frightening experience in itself! It was only fitting for 'Jordan' to be uplifted, encouraged, and celebrated by her fellow campers...to burst out in this anthem song by 'Pink'-- in support of 'Jordan'! It was very touching and therapeutic--not only just for 'Jordan'--but for the rest of the campers as well. I hated the part of the film where 'Jordan' took out 'Old Duke'--by the way! That was very disturbing for me to process--as well! I need to rewatch that scene again to gather some sort of concluded analysis of 'Jordon's decision' to commit such an unspeakable act! As far as the motive of the antagonistic killer--this is a perfect example of what happens when someone who was a former recipient of conversion therapy--would take it upon themselves to avenge or bring awareness of the consequences and horrors of conversion therapy. In the killer's mind...she believed she was justifiably within her rights to murder those who were responsible for the heinous acts of this illegal practice. She believed she was doing the right thing even at the cost of everything she held dear and the sacrifices that she was willing to take--at the expense of her pride and vengeance. Even though...this film wasn't what some critics and horror fans would have hoped for or wanted it to become...It did--however--introduce a theme or message--which was the horrors of conversion therapy for 'LGBTQ+ Teens' and its detrimental effects on the minds of those individuals who were all along and will always be--simply 'F***ing Perfect' to begin with! Somehow--the overall theme and message of this 'horror film' got lost or completely ignored and overlooked--which is very common among some 'horror-film enthusiasts and critics'--both 'straight' and 'queer' alike. I believe this 'theme and message' was what the screenwriter and director and everyone else who worked to make this film possible--wanted the audience to keep in mind--when watching this film.

I'm sorry but I gotta ask: Why are you wearing a pantyliner on your shirt?