The Jschlatt Episode. | The Yard
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This week, the boys are joined by Jschlatt! The boys discuss the Enumclaw incident, the brain-eating amoeba and how Schlatt made Ludwig. (Episode 90)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:44 - jschlatt!
00:01:14 - welcome back to the yard!
00:02:13 - the story of mr hands
00:03:55 - ludwig changed
00:04:32 - GamerSupps
00:05:40 - slime snorts some gamersupps
00:07:17 - daily debate win
00:08:32 - the yard crack pipe shot
00:11:24 - did you know ludwig can make banana bread?
00:12:36 - sponsor schlop
00:13:40 - welcome back to the yard! (ep 100 this time)
00:15:49 - slime comes up with a flavour
00:17:34 - schlatts podcast tour around LA
00:18:40 - Native!
00:21:00 - you look good...
00:21:30 - ludwig has a friend who dresses him
00:24:20 - ludwig introduces schlatt to his friend
00:26:51 - schlatt has a similar friend
00:29:19 - schlatt starts to cry :(
00:29:50 - slime apologises
00:30:29 - schlatts finance tracking app
00:31:40 - texas brain-eating amoeba
00:33:54 - schlatts first impression of ludwig
00:37:11 - schlatt shows his networth
00:38:05 - what if schlatt & ludwig didn't know each other
00:39:55 - schlatt got gold star stickers
00:41:10 - talking about 2001
00:42:47 - the end of the yard
00:43:35 - schlatts new podcast
00:45:50 - mintmobile
00:47:44 - the monkey statue
00:49:45 - schlatt is miserable
00:51:32 - schlatt's streak is broken on his new podcast
00:55:46 - logical fallacy larry
00:57:15 - slime is HR
00:58:10 - twink death
00:59:20 - first time nick & aiden met schlatt
01:00:42 - the king decree's
01:01:01 - slime & schlatt's love or host
01:02:00 - slime's youtube ideas
01:04:04 - forklift certification
01:04:46 - schlatt's views gender breakdown
01:06:01 - if schlatt worked at mogul moves, what would his job be?
01:06:50 - schlatt's previous job
01:10:53 - Bisect Hosting!
01:11:40 - we started a patreon minecraft server thanks to Bisect Hosting!
01:14:04 - schlatts mcdonalds order
01:15:53 - the nipple hypothetical
01:21:00 - slime's time in italy
01:22:40 - romulus vs squid game
01:23:30 - the yard pageant
01:24:20 - have kids seen more REAL trees or MINECRAFT trees?
01:26:22 - blood boys
01:28:00 - how many fingers would you chop off if you got $10,000 and x10 for each one?
01:30:33 - the slime-isms are spreading
01:34:18 - thanks for watching!
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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@jschlattLIVE Жыл бұрын
Awful experience
@LoseMillion Жыл бұрын
Yo I'm early
@soupypunk-pk5ys Жыл бұрын
Schlatt
@laboon344 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@danielhague734 Жыл бұрын
Yo what app do you get your number from
@christopherminutolo9384 Жыл бұрын
Good to know
@gamingwithaachisupercell7128 Жыл бұрын
I cannot get over the fact that schlatt is 23 while lud is 27 💀
@ThePersia450 Жыл бұрын
That is crazy fr
@korbinramirez3935 Жыл бұрын
junior high mf with a senior high mf
@exalted_space9224 Жыл бұрын
The chops add a few years. In a good way but adds em none the less.
@muqmanor Жыл бұрын
I deadass thought schlatt was like 35 and it really confused me as to why he was so popular with zoomers. It makes way more sense now
@snufnik Жыл бұрын
AINT NO WAY
@bird5123 Жыл бұрын
It is actually so fucked up that schlatt is younger than all of them
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
and looks fucking huge sitting there besides them, same with Ted
@Oversiver Жыл бұрын
@@bluerazor7049 i thought you were 7'9
@Oversiver Жыл бұрын
@@bluerazor7049 why are you telling me that big boy
@JaKeIsCoolGuy Күн бұрын
@@enzoarweq4525 wait just a darn second… am i just now finding out that people younger than me are allowed to be taller than me?!
@meg7020 Жыл бұрын
The shot of Aiden presenting the crack pipe to schlatt is the funniest fucking thing ive seen of this podcast lmao
@Ur_aRizzardHarry Жыл бұрын
the look on nicks face as he gestures towards Aiden holding it is hilarious
@pamalamadingdongable Жыл бұрын
The fact that not one of them even realize it's not a crack pipe is what got me. LOL
@Slobbynobby Жыл бұрын
Jcum
@boogerfatnuts Жыл бұрын
@@pamalamadingdongablesome people aren’t fortunate enough to have experienced crack
@JamesonMusic808 5 ай бұрын
@@pamalamadingdongableI mean you COULD smoke crack out of an “oil burner” but…you’d scorch it and we don’t waste our crack over here
@aelinsa Жыл бұрын
Live Ludwig Reaction is an incredible addition to the podcast, seeing him giggling uncomfortably while they talk about 9/11 is extremely funny
@yoyo54027 Жыл бұрын
The yard feels like a experiment to see how much one can get away with while still getting ads
@VixeyTeh Жыл бұрын
Yep. That is pretty much what it is.
@jaysonking9497 Жыл бұрын
Cumtown and old PKA push it even harder, im convinced the sponsors just don't even know what they're sponsoring
@sdhjsjana72js 10 ай бұрын
@@jaysonking9497Well in the case of cumtown most of the sponsors were either for dick pills, gambling sites, or kratom/delta 8. I think those types of companies just don’t care lol
@mavingamin4284 Жыл бұрын
Proud to say I am in the 12-15% of women who listen to the podcast. Also I think Aiden is mother
@mariuslarsen5587 Жыл бұрын
Mavin gamin
@jaredcostello9782 Жыл бұрын
Aiden is so mother for how well he pulls off a crown
@enoenoki_4490 Жыл бұрын
he’s so mother
@higoodbye7545 Жыл бұрын
I am women and I support this opinion 💜
@Ivvyandvine Жыл бұрын
Women agree aiden is mother
@joshv3202 Жыл бұрын
Thinking about an actual yard live audience is haunting. The amount of cringe emanating from that room would be thick enough to cut with a knife
@svrvegasblackops Жыл бұрын
Thanks slime jr
@Darth337 Жыл бұрын
And Aiden would be the half of it
@onoderarintaro5179 Жыл бұрын
@@Darth337 be nice
@Grimbee Жыл бұрын
You are the yard live audience, at least you're self aware
@Watburnt Жыл бұрын
@@onoderarintaro5179 Fine a quarter
@TheTitaniumSamurott Жыл бұрын
They're barely into the episode and already talking about Mr Hands, this is exactly what I've been waiting for.
@alphony_ Жыл бұрын
Yes the Mr hands saga continues
@cb.on.yt22 Жыл бұрын
glad i saw this comment, time to pop in the headphones
@javanboyd Жыл бұрын
Currently living Idaho but previously lived in Enumclaw for 5 years I love this shit
@jwash4302 Жыл бұрын
@@sdhjsjana72js thats fun
@alexantone5532 Жыл бұрын
@@sdhjsjana72js proof?
@extracrispyzman3768 Жыл бұрын
The Yard boys yoinking a local homeless man off the LA streets, dubbing him “Jschlatt”, feeding him crack and gamer supps has to be the most deep cut bit they’ve ever conceived
@normanmai7865 4 ай бұрын
This comment has no replies (except for this one pointing this out) because it is perfect!
@MeFrankHorriganthatswho 2 ай бұрын
@@normanmai7865I heavily disagree with this now false notion.
@freemanlifeboat5923 Жыл бұрын
The way jschlatt seemed actually amused to be on the yard rather than fear& speaks volumes
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
ong, i feel like there was just too many people and they all wanna put a word in kinda
@phiehub234 Жыл бұрын
that fear& ep was a fucking mess honestly
@Justherelol69 Жыл бұрын
I loved the fear& episode. I thought it was pretty funny
@aurelien5747 Жыл бұрын
Fear& can be good but that episode was a mess of too many people and mid topics
@PolyphemusNymph 10 ай бұрын
Could it also be cause it's so easy to cause drama on fear and jachlatt is to funny for their viewers
@alphonsowillis6942 Жыл бұрын
jschlatt doing the hunger games whistle while everyones holding up the scout salute and no one even acknowledging it is so genuinely fucking funny
@gyuerz Жыл бұрын
glad to see aiden still very much mothering while also being the crack king
@Jay-P123 Жыл бұрын
Humor works beautifully together. Jschlatt is also an absolute menace living based on a single notification at the end of the day LMAOO
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
bruh imagine having that on, must be one hell of a motivator i think
@lancelaurel3828 Жыл бұрын
@@enzoarweq4525 fr it’s obv a joke but also true to whatever level xD
@anthoninealexis Жыл бұрын
Lol
@alexisbarber4766 Жыл бұрын
Nick saying “don’t talk to them” when Schlatt addresses us, the audience, made me laugh
@vanderlark Жыл бұрын
Live Ludwig reaction should be a permanent thing for unhinged segments he tries to stay out of
@JugsKise Жыл бұрын
8:39 I just KNOW Schlatt was not expecting Crowned King Aiden to be holding a forreal forreal "love rose" lmao, that was gold
@cheesemastermeme Жыл бұрын
Love how Slime suggested Mr Beast to eat a tire for a video but get Shlatt a forklift certification, truly the most unpredictable person on this podcast
@juliofrancati782 Жыл бұрын
slime being an HR nightmare the entirety of the podcast is incredible
@herbertwalker3450 Жыл бұрын
damn lmao schlatt really did not want to be on fear&. like watching a whole different person on this pod
@taylifts Жыл бұрын
Yeah honestly I think they were just running their bits too long and not showing the guests enough love. I think the only reason we heard a lot from Ted was bc he's so outgoing
@udontknowme00 Жыл бұрын
yeah it was just too many people wanting to talk about too many different things, and he just didnt care about any of it. there were a lot of people here too but the difference is that they actually attempted to include schlatt in the discussions instead of just talking about random shit and waiting for him to chime in
@Sunnyismyusername Жыл бұрын
Ong they literally did not let him speak over there
@samt3412 Жыл бұрын
It's also nice that he's not mixed to a lower volume than the hosts here
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
@@Sunnyismyusername yeah this, i like everyone on fear & but imo they need to work things out if they be bringing 2 guests
@Toucansam46 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Slime stopped after he said something horrible and even he knew it was too far is by far one of the funniest things ever
@Hunter_Kennedy1 Жыл бұрын
I think I know the part but time stamp to be sure?
@APersonTM Жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@peterlustig4500 Жыл бұрын
+1 time stamp
@zobuggie Жыл бұрын
i assume they mean 01:05:49
@luukie8000 Жыл бұрын
Its beautiful how schlatt knows all of the Respawn Bits by heart and can bring them up anytime. The nipple bit being one of them
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
Bro I bet he knows all the eps not just the bits by heart, his memory astounds me
@Lanorb Жыл бұрын
That's all I could think when watching this. Clearly a more enjoyable atmosphere for him.
@TheUprisingUnicorn Жыл бұрын
"It's a tonal language" is one of the best inside jokes the 3 picked up and ludwig dropped
@chlorophyll1767 Жыл бұрын
Love at 57:13 where you can see Aiden briefly trying to go for a "Let's see Thicc Allen's card" but he can't get through it
@MasterCalvin45 Жыл бұрын
im glad one person knew what i was going for
@chlorophyll1767 Жыл бұрын
@@MasterCalvin45 don't worry brother you are seen, you are heard, thoughts and prayers etc etc
@FunAndInteractive Жыл бұрын
This was a really funny episode. I dont even think Schlatt had particularly good chemistry with the boiz, but everyone was just especially witty for this one.
@alazjo Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Schlatt's presence had the boys at the top of their game
@luigi7146 Жыл бұрын
This is the first episode with a male guest who was never asked if they were cut
@NEA-dx1bi Жыл бұрын
Ludwig in the pea coat is giving mother
@AWildCellist Жыл бұрын
aimen in anything is also mother
@jacksongrant5158 Жыл бұрын
I was choking when slime and nick were cracking jokes when ludwig is telling this story about a good friend he made that was hilarious
@sayanbiswas7364 Жыл бұрын
This is what I imagine the Mad Hatter's table to be like. An insane surreal discussion going on forever.
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 Жыл бұрын
You know it’ll be a good podcast when schlatt starts bawling
@johnvideogames Жыл бұрын
slime and schlatt are electric. They should make a podcast together
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
Ikr, when I saw them together briefly on the lud roast, I can tell slime and schlatt have something together
@ThereforeIAmSam Жыл бұрын
Slime has this weird ability to make every episode of The Yard feel like a fever dream. If I had to explain this podcast to other people I don't think I could. It's insane. There's nothing like this podcast.
@kirpi7996 Жыл бұрын
I like how when scrubbing through the most replayed parts, the part about 2001 is just a big plateau compared to its surrounding parts.
@iaissss6159 Жыл бұрын
this clap track is truly solidifying the yard as the sitcom that it is
@Yamakishu Жыл бұрын
The lads doubling down on all the weird shit schlatt keeps throwing out there is fucking hilarious. Only second to his reaction
@alexpopowski2543 Жыл бұрын
I have never had a more heartwarming experience than hearing Schlatt whip out a Machinima Respawn Inbox bit OTHER THAN the unlimited bacon one, and on The Yard no less. @TheMrSark would be proud.
@jenamm0 Жыл бұрын
surprised with the lack of cut or uncut question
@lizkurhajetz5241 Жыл бұрын
Chuckle sandwich and the yard would be the greatest crossover episode of all time
@AgentNico11 11 ай бұрын
24:55 I cannot get over how "Schlatt" whistles the hunger games tune, very similarly to the noises he made back in 1999
@comedynerd7103 Жыл бұрын
I scroll through the bookmarks and the first thing I see is "the Story of Mr. Hands", this is going to be a good episode.
@gwen6622 Жыл бұрын
slime is 10 years older than schlatt but there's something about them that just makes it seem like they grew up together and have been brothers in arms for years. they probably went to war together.
@DestroySteve Жыл бұрын
Greatful that Schlatt is around to keep the jokes and hypotheticals from Machinima Inbox alive.
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
brings a smile to my face to see people experience it for the first time
@frotlops Жыл бұрын
as someone who found ludwig because of jeopardy with schlatt, schlatt spitting facts
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
same
@Third_ Жыл бұрын
In the "Ludwig introduces schlatt to his friend" section, imagine how funny it would have been if when ludwig pulled out his phone to show schlatt the picture he just showed him a picture of tony the tiger with a massive drippy mmhmm I literally paused and said a prayer hoping it would happen
@Mister_Migs Жыл бұрын
nick poppin' off on this episode and I just started it LOL
@believeinmatter Жыл бұрын
Yes! Been waiting for this episode for so long, your guys humor goes together so well
@cybot1483 Жыл бұрын
THE MUCH ANTCIPATED JSCHLATT EPISODE!!! NEVER FAILS TO DISSAPOINT 🔥🔥🔥
@mdub1001 Жыл бұрын
nick saying actual horses and not just women from washington is top.
@Im-Him-Gigachad Жыл бұрын
The fact that Schlatt is younger than Karl is crazy
@jobdiscription2834 Жыл бұрын
i love the live ludwig react cam. he was so uncomfortable lmao
@muqmanor Жыл бұрын
Speaking of brain-eating amoeba, one time I was at this pond and there were literally like 7 different signs scattered around different points surrounding the pond that all very clearly said DO NOT SWIM IN THIS POND. THERE ARE AMOEBA THAT CAN KILL YOU IF YOU GET WATER IN YOUR NOSE. And there was a family with 4 kids that all looked between the ages of 5-8 and all the kids were swimming in the pond
@taylifts Жыл бұрын
I'm obsessed with how common the 2 plain McChicken/2 plain burger + sweet beverage combo is for guys. Where are my 20 piece nugget and fry girls at?
@benjaminshields9421 Жыл бұрын
McNuggets go hard
@shuhei9571 Жыл бұрын
maybe I'm just weird, but I always go for the 10 piece meal and an oreo mcflurry
@FeetSmellGreat Жыл бұрын
Nick's "two in the think" joke was the most scientifically crafted joke I've ever heard. Legendary wit
@levko4738 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised to see that Jschlagg still has his kneecaps even though he's currently in the same state as his Ted Nivison
@terrencefletcher1067 Жыл бұрын
They really shlept on this collab for a while, glad the big guy finally showed up
@sarahjames1349 Жыл бұрын
The introduction was great!! Loved all the sound effects!
@pooclaw Жыл бұрын
1:25:15 Aiden makes one of the best jokes of the ep and gets ignored.
@aceum609 Жыл бұрын
Im really sorry, but could you please explain the joke?
@Firestxr Жыл бұрын
@@aceum609 Basically there's a common joke debate which is "What is there more in the world, doors or wheels", and because it was a topic in the similar spirit he joked by comparing it to the wheels/doors debate
@aceum609 Жыл бұрын
@@Firestxr ah ty
@aceum609 Жыл бұрын
Kinda mid joke actually
@sdhjsjana72js 10 ай бұрын
@@aceum609you had to be there
@josefstein9062 Жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite moment was when Ludwig said Schlatt was drinking the Gamersupps weird and he just said "I own the company."
@cadence3792 Жыл бұрын
as someone from washington, mr hands was like the real urban legend when i was in elementary school, people would talk about him like the boogeyman or something 💀
@looneylex_ Жыл бұрын
I started watching this podcast cuz Schlatt said he’d come on it after losing to Ludwig in spy party. Glad to see my reason for watching showed up 100 episodes in (happy 100th episode boys 🎉).
@rektangulus Жыл бұрын
actually ep 90 tho
@looneylex_ Жыл бұрын
@@rektangulus 🤓
@Seruphin Жыл бұрын
@@looneylex_ 😭
@duragmad Жыл бұрын
Aimen is perpetually on a try not to laugh challenge overlay in his peripheral
@alazjo Жыл бұрын
The wait was worth it It. This is one of the best episodes yet.
@enzoarweq4525 Жыл бұрын
something about Schlatt's voice just soothes me
@wrinkliestdog Жыл бұрын
truly has a very pleasant timbre
@MICHELANGELO_JR. Жыл бұрын
This ep. sold me on this. So funny. Might even join the patreon to see the extendo cut. Gj Schlatt! Helpin out ludwin again
@missamay972 Жыл бұрын
it’s crazy how often I revisit this episode
@markqurf Жыл бұрын
The hypothetical nipples is easily the most outrageous and hilarious bit they've ever done.
@chanceroberson7517 Жыл бұрын
I think we need the live Ludwig reaction for every podcast
@justinmorfin2657 Жыл бұрын
Man the yard is for some reason the only video/podcast that i can rewatch also i have bad memory so that can also add to it but still stands 😂
@Novakain. Жыл бұрын
The big man returns for business, ya love to see it.
@shanestern1788 Жыл бұрын
I love this new Jschlatt podcast. He's got so many now. Lol. It's weird that this isn't called episode 1, though. Maybe it's like a Star Wars thing and we'll get a prequel or 2 later. Who knows? Great new podcast from Schlatt. I can't wait for more.
@Novakain. Жыл бұрын
Only episode where I've ever skipped the sponsor section just so I can get back to watching more. Good stuff this week
@Dantalliumsolarium 6 ай бұрын
The absolute chaos of this episode is beyond words. Love it
@caboose8922 Жыл бұрын
The beginning of this pod is especially funny to me because I also work at Boeing and live near Enumclaw
@Edoorardo Жыл бұрын
Great episode guys, you somehow make it better and better
@Notaforumguy007 Жыл бұрын
The live reaction bit was something else you can see it in his expression hes already seeing 'the yard canceled' headlines in his head.
@Mutantman Жыл бұрын
Slime's semiconductor line got me. thank you slime.
@emily-tg8wk Жыл бұрын
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving a forklift
@eligrantham9509 Жыл бұрын
Having a man to talk about life at sunset seems so hard. Missing that in my life
@bearcub125 Жыл бұрын
I love the live Lud reaction to his career getting capped by his friends 😃
@cliffhamilton2857 Жыл бұрын
The fentynal quip at 13:22 had me rolling
@MyNameIsNyx Жыл бұрын
10/10 best ep so far.
@arkhamj8181 Жыл бұрын
59:25, his delivery on that was *perfect*
@xyz_abc123 Жыл бұрын
Ngl i started watching the yard when wine about it went on a break and I don't regret it. Easily my second fav podcast rn.
@calebrapanut2348 10 ай бұрын
you know that the podcast is good when the clip that they use as the "coming up on this episode of" clip happens MINUTES into the actual episode
@isaacwest3038 Жыл бұрын
First episode of The Yard I watch and they’re playing around with a crack pipe. I love this show already. And that point about Ludvig making banana bread he’s perfectly valid for it, banana bread is top tier
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
So glad they got big guy on the yard
@pissboi9000 Жыл бұрын
the crossover we've all been waiting for
@claybenich Жыл бұрын
This is the most chaotic episode yet 😂
@MrDvd05 Жыл бұрын
the nipple hypothetical 01:15:53 fucking murdered me
@galaga16 Жыл бұрын
I am 2 minutes into the video this is my favorite yard episode already.
@jacobjeleniewski8694 Жыл бұрын
old ludbud, havent watched much lud lately other than big things the last 2 years, but last few months been watching stuff and glad to see everyones favorite MR HANDS on the pod.
@jonwhite2957 Жыл бұрын
Aiden's hair looks like the red fluffy part of the crown and I can't unsee it
@Fluckinoob Жыл бұрын
I don't get to watch the yard much but I've listened to every episode and recently restarted from the beginning. This podcast is absolutely fantastic. Glad I saw this on my way home and got to see the Crack pipe lmao
@Groovester Жыл бұрын
Oh hey the jschlatt collab is here, gonna listen to this on my way to work
@mikeellchuk3787 Жыл бұрын
@jakethe365 Жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this for a min! About time big guy ha thanks
@Mrweedro Жыл бұрын
Went to high school in auburn Washington and that horse story is definitely a legend everywhere lmao
@Ace-tb3kr Жыл бұрын
As one of the very few forklift certified that uses heavy equipment every day I do actually think it would be funny to watch lud fumble trying to use and screw around on heavy equipment
@8-bitnightshade Жыл бұрын
That live ludwig reaction killed me
@TheTurpleB Жыл бұрын
Big fan of the machinima inbox bits, they always hit
@harlanguio429 Жыл бұрын
I never comment on things but just wanted to say thanks for making my week a little better. Look forward to every episode. Wish ya'll the best