Things I DON'T LIKE About GERMANY! (As a British person)
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Күн бұрынSo I've been living in Germany for quite a while now and a couple of things have started to get on my nerves... so I decided to make a silly animation about it! :D
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@pleasedontpanic4.2 3 жыл бұрын
In Germany we don't say "You have to learn that" we say "Wenn ich dich um 3 Uhr Nachts aus dem Schlaf reiße muss das im Halbschlaf wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen" and I think that is beautiful
@geraldlang6537 3 жыл бұрын
Every teacher be like:
@DK-ke7on 3 жыл бұрын
Jeder Lehrer einfach
@abcde1071 3 жыл бұрын
Das sagt mein Mathe Lehrer immer.
@cantDestroyer69 3 жыл бұрын
Truee
@ximpel0 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah my english teacher
@god3485 5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we put our windows at Kipp and i think that’s beautiful
@main6637 5 жыл бұрын
it truly is
@grxh6633 5 жыл бұрын
Wait do they not have that in britain
@god3485 5 жыл бұрын
Grxh nope
@evaderxx117 5 жыл бұрын
Nein, Stichwort Stoßlüften!
@grxh6633 5 жыл бұрын
@@god3485 oh my god these poor men
@mysterious_froggy 2 жыл бұрын
The other day my history teacher gave me an assignment to write about my culture. I asked my mom what our culture was (because I have never come to a point in my life where I need to know that-) and she replied with "Oh. I'm part German and French. But Germany sucks so just talk about France." that was so out of context
@xaraxaltaris34 Жыл бұрын
How dare she put the french over the wonderful Germany!
@mysterious_froggy Жыл бұрын
@@xaraxaltaris34 ikr?? It was so sad and I didn't know how to respond lol
@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын
@@xaraxaltaris34 I hope you're just kidding.
@nataliemorett1911 Жыл бұрын
*insert all quiet at the western front movie here*
@mimolettemeow7166 8 ай бұрын
France haves baguettes, Germany haves beer, France's SNCF is arguably worse than German Deutsche Bahn, particularly in Nord-Pas de Calais
@TheDankBoi69 3 жыл бұрын
Chipflake: there are 6 ways to say "the" Me: * laughs in "el la los las"*
@urmomshusband9299 2 жыл бұрын
*eheh* der, die, das, deren, dessen, dem, den, des
@anonymouscausewhynot 2 жыл бұрын
Mood
@feddlebag 2 жыл бұрын
@@urmomshusband9299 honorable mentions: ein, eine, einen
@retrohipster1060 3 ай бұрын
And then there are the Japanese.. with desu. Just Desu. Lol of course they have a billion ways of saying everything else, but it is funny how all encompassing desu is. Haha
@AcrylicFox 2 ай бұрын
@@feddlebagAnother honorable mention: dein deine deinen
@jaeger90patriot9 4 жыл бұрын
In Germany we don't say "The puplic Transport was late", we say "Ich bin mit der Deutschen Bahn gefahren" and I think that's beutiful
@maxinatorgenesis5221 4 жыл бұрын
Brudi deutscheban ist immer zu spät
@issakelias4028 4 жыл бұрын
Nein😑
@loyje5ter 4 жыл бұрын
lol stimmt
@mantasmockus7339 4 жыл бұрын
lern englisch
@loyje5ter 4 жыл бұрын
@@mantasmockus7339 why? everything here is correct?
@theollygamiking8326 5 жыл бұрын
Things I don't like about Germany: Winter: -4°C Summer: 40°C (I live in Germany. I know. I suffer. Every summer day.)
@adela831 5 жыл бұрын
Sameee it's soo hot right now I'm dying
@toufikk6407 5 жыл бұрын
I can purely relate OMFG the weather here is bullcrap
@thorodinson292 5 жыл бұрын
Lass ma an See fahren
@theollygamiking8326 5 жыл бұрын
I know, right? And my school doesn't even have an air conditioner! It's torture!
@aryadroettning836 5 жыл бұрын
"Wir haben eine Theorie, doch uns fehlt noch der Beweis: Im Winter ist es kalt und im Sommer wird es heiß" -Wise Guys (Deutsche Bahn)
@donaldtrumpscat2443 Жыл бұрын
In germany we don't say "sorry the train was late for some reason, apparently they had technical difficulties", we say "Deutsche Bahn" and I think that's beautiful
@OverflowOfRiverClan Жыл бұрын
I’m learning German in school, and just completed my first year. All I have to say is… ….this is heckin’ relatable! It’s a hard language to learn but it’s fun at the same time. Except for all the umm…”the’s”.
@creepy08 8 ай бұрын
So ist das halt
@eliaseis6093 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the "Deutschebahn" is a meme in Germany. xD
@slyyyth762 5 жыл бұрын
Man sagt wenn jemand zu spät kommt: "Du bist langsamer als die Deutsche Bahn"
@missmischi6667 5 жыл бұрын
@@slyyyth762 ich glaube er versteht unsere sprache nicht
@schmockonaut4843 5 жыл бұрын
Berliner Flughafen...
@pia4370 5 жыл бұрын
@@schmockonaut4843 xD der deutsche Insider
@handelnick6840 5 жыл бұрын
@@slyyyth762 Das sagt eigentlich niemand lmao
@-Lazy 3 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE IN GERMANY knows this ONE rule!!: DB ALWAYS comes late! (German train company)
@alexanimate5906 3 жыл бұрын
True
@Israel_will_prevail 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I have been in Germany, the train is late maybe in a minute, here in Israel if the train comes 20 minutes late everyone are surprised that it came so early
@alexanimate5906 3 жыл бұрын
@@Israel_will_prevail lmao sorry dude love frome germany ✌
@Israel_will_prevail 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanimate5906 liebe zurück aus Israel ;)
@norbertfleck812 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you rely on the train being late ... Then the train will be exactly in time.
@vincemerrit9226 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I am also learning Deutsch, it's kind of hard when it comes to grammar, but other than it, it's great. Also, I love your accent, it's a mix of British and German, it sounds great. I am proud of you.
@Broockle Жыл бұрын
I grew up with German and I don't understand the Grammar at all... tho English Grammar is relatively nonexistent in comparison so I'm not sure which I prefer 😆 English is simpler for the most part.
@gIuri- 2 жыл бұрын
The "auf geht's!" At the start was actually pretty good
@AlexThePharaoh 3 жыл бұрын
"German in the title" Germans in the comments: *it's free real estate*
@pick_up_haselnuss7250 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHA Im a austiran xD
@Happyyyyyyyyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
please get out of this comment section this comment section is now owned by the german republik
@crystalz1839 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m G e r m a n but I forgot my language after learning English ;-;
@69x95 3 жыл бұрын
Guten tag
@supercellfreak3627 3 жыл бұрын
@@69x95 guten Tag auch zu dir
@janman1110333 3 жыл бұрын
There once was a saying in Germany: In time, just like the German trains. It got sarcastic over the years.
@Blemonade1 3 жыл бұрын
Mittlerweile sagen wir "pünktlich wie die Maurer". Seit wann sind Maurer eigentlich für ihre Pünktlichkeit berühmt?
@deusexmachina5769 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blemonade1 Seit es die Bahn nicht mehr ist.
@axetrotl9203 3 жыл бұрын
@@deusexmachina5769 In Bayern kommt die Bahn halt fast ne halbe Stunde zu spät xd
@fabriziodini5806 3 жыл бұрын
You should see Italian train schedules
@axetrotl9203 3 жыл бұрын
Is it even bader there?
@gIuri- 2 жыл бұрын
05:26 i understand this but things like "Currywurst", "Leberkäs'Weckle", "Spätzle" or "Laugenstange/Knoten" or even "Brezeln" are pretty German only. Sure you can find them in other countries too, but not in the same way. (Btw im German)
@matyasfukk3270 Жыл бұрын
I really love that you put patreons in the beginning. Very respectful and respectable
@slyfoxyandalifesaver 5 жыл бұрын
Chip:"Public transport..." Me: *deep breath in* Southern Rail!
@aryadroettning836 5 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. I'm German and I thought our trains were awful... until I had to go from London to Guilford on my own. /Owo\ I have never had a more unpleasant experience with public transport.
@solarsatan9000 5 жыл бұрын
@@aryadroettning836 then dont go to guilford it's a shitwhole
@aryadroettning836 5 жыл бұрын
@@solarsatan9000 if you need to because you live in bloody Loxwood in West Sussex you kinda have to... unless you want to take a train to London from Billingshurst that takes an hour to Guilford and then 30 min to London while Guilford is a 30 min drive🙈
@lordtylus9262 4 жыл бұрын
If there were a talking cat walking in a supermarket I would stare regardless of which language they speak :-)
@arcticfoxguy 4 жыл бұрын
They do exist It’s called a fursuit
@arandomguy5272 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a furry walking around screaming in anger German.
@arcticfoxguy 4 жыл бұрын
A random guy lol
@sparkyboi4387 4 жыл бұрын
A random guy that would be scary and weird
@lenzonossyrer6868 4 жыл бұрын
My brother was in England with his class . They just spoke German tho random people and filmed it. Best clip of my life!
@yvel 2 жыл бұрын
"German has 6 different ways of saying the word THE" Russians: Wow, you can count it ("go" has 70+ forms)
@maxeon0937 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Russian is absolutely horrible to learn.
@yvel 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxeon0937 heh, you are right
@milky9602 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh youre russian? Name every go, then."
@yvel 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxeon0937 This I've been waiting for all my life... Ok, so Go - идти, ходить, блуждать, передвигаться, приходить, подходить, отходить, входить, выходить, обходить, ехать, ездить, объезжать, подъезжать, приезжать, шествовать, гнать, гонять, везти, привезти, хожу, иду, езжу, прихожу, обхожу, ухожу, шёл, ходил, уходил, приходил, гнал, ездил, идёшь, ходишь, приходишь, уходишь, выходишь, входишь, едешь, ездишь, идёт, ходит, ездит, приходит, обходит, выходит, заходит, входит. This is what I'm capable of( By the way, *here all words are in no definite time and gender, that is, each word can be changed in nine more ways* (3 * 3). Oh, of course, all this words can be transformed into two types of participles and it can also changes by time and gender
@etzerantrk4592 Жыл бұрын
When you talked about the trains, it really reminded me of trains in Italy. They sometimes arrive pretty early but others get to 2 hours of delay. That’s what I had in zones like Lombardía and others. Yea great video for sure!, I would like to visit Germany tho, Im studying the language rn.
@karlvx1000 5 жыл бұрын
Not just any "train-app", the DEUTSCHE BUNDESBAHN NAVIGATOR
@pgreg8528 5 жыл бұрын
It's not the Bundesbahn since 1994. It's just DIE DEUTSCHE BAHN. East Germany before 1994 had DIE REICHSBAHN
@Wildcard71 5 жыл бұрын
The Reichsbahn only survived because of the Berlin treaty.
@My_gatt_is_ballin 5 жыл бұрын
No scp 666 am
@RaidonSat 5 жыл бұрын
i like ur PROFILBILD
@philiplongle7040 5 жыл бұрын
Dafuq hentai?
@Schambes 5 жыл бұрын
Actually the busses in Germany are kinda okay to get around, it's just the trains that are a pain
@stuvl_33 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. the trains are.. :/
@blind_drunk_chris 5 жыл бұрын
If you live in a big city theyre ok, but not if you live anywhere else
@officialnoonon 5 жыл бұрын
@@blind_drunk_chris es muss keine Großstadt sein.
@soggywheatthins7506 Жыл бұрын
I completely expected you to use the netflix part as a transition into a sponsorship
@ip-man.b.2011 7 ай бұрын
People don't take pictures, because of privacy. I personally stare when I automatically focus on something or I find something interesting or strange about someone and when I do it only lasts about 1 or less seconds.
@thedemon1127 4 жыл бұрын
Sry die deutsche bahn ist berümt für ihre Verspätungen
@laurasaathoff295 4 жыл бұрын
Und nicht zu vergessen die ganzen technischen probleme der bahn
@s7owake 4 жыл бұрын
Der best deutche meme😂
@nqck1375 4 жыл бұрын
The Demon berühmt
@jdperfect4565 4 жыл бұрын
The Demon immer hin ist das wlan zuhause gut
@shadow_wolf4559 4 жыл бұрын
Ich kenn das
@Link-tr4qq 5 жыл бұрын
„Die Verspätung von 15 Minuten wird pünktlich eingehalten.“ Ist wahrscheinlich einer meiner lieblings Sätze :D
@gordonramsay9416 5 жыл бұрын
Link 27 11 „Cannabis ist verboten, weil es illegal ist“ ist einer meiner Lieblingssätze
@silverfeather7638 5 жыл бұрын
What😂😂 hab ich ja noch nie gehört
@leon-fo1fq 5 жыл бұрын
Bei Hermes ist es das gleiche
@yesnaja 5 жыл бұрын
"Die züge der linie... Um .14 Uhr halten planmäßig an gleis drei" wenn die mal planmäßig irgendwo halten wäre mir das schon recht 😂
@chloethompson8766 5 жыл бұрын
QUE!?!?!?
@marcus_retr0866 8 ай бұрын
I Love the shadow meme where the subtitles say ''I AM AT ALDI'' it gets me every time
@jdjsjidjjiwjjidjiwjijid Жыл бұрын
i relate to the first one so much because im in a french school but i talk english with friends. EVERYONE stares at me.
@cpukiller3600 3 жыл бұрын
Lidl and Aldi are not supermarkets in the traditional sense. They are "Discounters". They try to be very cheap by offering only basic groceries. Kaufland, Rewe, Edeka, Real etc are real Supermarktes. But they are probably still relatively small compared to other countries XD
@kaedeshirakawa1979 3 жыл бұрын
kommt denke ich auch drauf an wie groß die einzelnen Läden sind. Der Real bei mir hat eigentlich einen großteil von allem was du dir vorstellen kannst. 1 Stadt weiter ist ein real der so groß ist wie ein netto um die ecke.
@jonas4790 3 жыл бұрын
But u can get everything u need there...even more lol
@mikebanzai163 3 жыл бұрын
Actually england doesnt have thaaat big supermarkets, the biggest one I saw was Tesco and its not bigger then Real in germany
@Lilopad 3 жыл бұрын
As someone whos lived half my life in germany and half in Britain... my local tescos in England is almost as big as the ikea is and all the other big chain supermarkets were big enough to get properly lost in with 30 aisles... every single German supermarket I've been to so far has no more than 5-6 aisles which are much smaller
@andreasb1352 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lilopad most likely those are decending from the former Kolonialwarenläden (now often EDEKA) or Tante-Emma-Laden, which all are fairly small. there are quite big stores around, though not in all you are allowed to shop without owning a business (i.e. Metro, C+C and similar). In Munich there is VM, which is bigger than many Walmart stores in the US, also Real and Kaufland (Lidl subsidiary) usually are very big shops. I would compare them with a typical Tesco. On the other hand, I have been to Saintsbury in Cambridge and that store was quite tiny, basically just one aisle. So, I guess it always depends what you are looking for. a discounter will only have limited variety but sell fairly cheap (actually not really), whereas in a "full-sortiment-store" (Vollsortimenter) you can buy pretty much everything and are able to order specifics if you would like to (just talk to the manager, they are usually happy to order specials for you). This is, however, only based on my knowledge when I worked in an Edeka during my university years.
@kailastnam9793 5 жыл бұрын
Chip, it doesn’t matter if you’re speaking english or not... WHO WOULDN’T START AT AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CAT?!? Edit: Stare, not start
@bjp4869 5 жыл бұрын
So... This isn't something normal?
@syiro3083 5 жыл бұрын
stare* :p
@mechakat6659 5 жыл бұрын
Auto correcture probaly
@xxxjoshijxxx2315 5 жыл бұрын
But aren’t furries banned in Germany?
@thimonschneider8006 5 жыл бұрын
@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 Yeas thets rigt
@shinkreytpuylap 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you chip, here in the Philippines, MRT (Back before COVID happened) used to catch on fire or smoke all the time
@nickname6007 9 ай бұрын
When you mentioned the Artikel part my brain immediatly went to "Nutella" which is one of the most commonly debated words when it comes to what artikel is right.
@funnyhydramememan5410 3 жыл бұрын
In Germany: Train Tickets are more expensive than Plane Tickets
@I_kin_Sayori 3 жыл бұрын
Nani?! The train tickets only cost 1,45$
@distressedbrain 3 жыл бұрын
@@I_kin_Sayori where i am it cost 3,50€
@I_kin_Sayori 3 жыл бұрын
@@distressedbrain you poor soul
@eternamagica9605 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on what kind of train and the distance you travel. But yes... lets say a 200km distance by ice(intercity Express-train) is likely more expensive than going by plane. Visiting my sister in Hamburg.... ~30€ by plane... ~80-120€ by train (depending on discounts, route, potentisl ocupancy rate)
@funnyhydramememan5410 3 жыл бұрын
My Tickets cost 11,50€ just so that i can go to school in a City 3 stations away. Worst thing about it is that i have to go by DB.
@BazookaLuca 5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we say about the trains when they are late or never come:"Typisch Deutsche Bahn."It's like a meme in germany
@cyrus8993 5 жыл бұрын
I always start yelling around and my friends start staring at me and then Im sad cause Im not alowed to yell ;(
@simonvanzanten1428 5 жыл бұрын
Max Zaz German LP, lol, it's also a meme in The Netherlands.
@BazookaLuca 5 жыл бұрын
@@simonvanzanten1428 what's Netherlands in german
@Drazil232 5 жыл бұрын
@@BazookaLuca Niederlande (Holland)
@everblue2277 5 жыл бұрын
That also applies to Scottish transport :/
@lizardvineblue2264 2 жыл бұрын
your animation is absolutly amasing, it seems to pet my brain as I watch
@caosking7869 2 жыл бұрын
it doesnt make sense but its true
@Mimimo02 Жыл бұрын
„The trains here have their days“ Not alot of good days tho Except in Schleswig-Holstein since they have a different operator (and they are buying more and more of the tracks that le DB owns)
@Tizzie137 5 жыл бұрын
5.37-5.55 everyone complanes about the DB (Deutsche Bahn) in Germany.
@Lenaneko 5 жыл бұрын
In my City where I live only the S-Bahn is late.
@P3nguni 5 жыл бұрын
Tizzie137 that cuz it sucks
@blank3065 5 жыл бұрын
If you want to get somewhere with the DB then you should get a car and start making parody songs
@mikadokeks7958 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lenaneko bernau?
@kazemizu6284 5 жыл бұрын
I remember a friend who very frequently had to make multiple hour trips with their trains. The train ride went exactly as proclaimed exactly once. Just. DB please. Get your shit together.
@mar3406 3 жыл бұрын
"German Netflix sucks" *So... I guess you never saw the Brazilian Netflix...*
@fragolastrawberry5920 3 жыл бұрын
Or brazillian film
@justadumbkid8116 3 жыл бұрын
And I oop- ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️ ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️
@diegolima893 3 жыл бұрын
Primeira vez que encontro um brasileiro nesse canal
@naokiyuuger8104 3 жыл бұрын
Why just why
@idontknowgames5939 3 жыл бұрын
Oof i know
@SomeRandomUsxr 2 жыл бұрын
As a german, I can say that a natural day here is to fight about if it called "die Nutella" or "das Nutella"
@thatonefoxxy 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with the point that DB (Deutsche Bahn) and all other public trains always suck... Either they come too early and you miss it. Or they come too late. And sometimes they got canceled, redirected or straight up stopped, so it wont reach your stop at all.
@caosking7869 2 жыл бұрын
not the HLB
@hannahinside4193 4 жыл бұрын
*says PUBLIC TRANSPORT * me a german: we dont talk about that here!!!!!
@rgbrainbowdash8768 4 жыл бұрын
NIEMALS. Wenn das die falschen Leute hören, wirst du deinen Zug niemals wieder sehen
@corpi9951 4 жыл бұрын
The word that should not be speaken out. Guten tag
@Hatkid_ 4 жыл бұрын
its the forbidden word
@pibishu5134 4 жыл бұрын
In Germany we say "Haram."
@corpi9951 4 жыл бұрын
@@pibishu5134 that's Türkisch you Idiot Sandwich
@ropex5712 5 жыл бұрын
Chipflake: This is my voice, one month in Germany. Dis is may voice. zwei months in Germany. Das is my voice. 3 Monate in Germany GOTT SCHÜTZE DEN KAISER
@abbaslive399 5 жыл бұрын
xD beste xD
@stuvl_33 5 жыл бұрын
DAS DEUTSCHE KAISERREICH! °^°
@kipchickensout 5 жыл бұрын
XDD
@LukasBlack2003 5 жыл бұрын
**spielt Preußens Gloria**
@romainvicta9526 5 жыл бұрын
Die Anspielung war gut:-)Greetings from Germany!:-)
@3dhollow-visor39 2 жыл бұрын
Guten tag chip flake i proud that u hit so much subs
@defaultuser18374 2 жыл бұрын
I need to say, I am a half German person that lives in Germany and love it to starte at random People trough the window. Sieht so aus als wäre das normal.
@bubatz1648 3 жыл бұрын
In England we say "sorry im late" In Germany we say"bin mit der deutschen bahn gefahren"
@chaosdwarf2467 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@clydexmation4583 3 жыл бұрын
Why are german words long
@chaosdwarf2467 3 жыл бұрын
@@clydexmation4583 XD
@hueonekashi 3 жыл бұрын
Typisch Deutsche Bahn 30 Minuten Verspätung sind immer drin
@Leaffons 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@ryzetrash 5 жыл бұрын
"What does HALT ENTFÄLLT mean?" Me, a German: Well, u r f*cked
@julibombe7607 5 жыл бұрын
Dachte ich mir auch so😂
@ichhoffedustolperst 5 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@p3chv0gel22 5 жыл бұрын
Isso
@vxntryc1739 5 жыл бұрын
"Senk ju for träveling wis Deutsche Bahn! " Wie es so schön in dem Lied der Wise Guys heißt....
@ericp20z4 5 жыл бұрын
If it means a lesson in school "entfällt" ur not f*cked xD
@commonerscoffee. 3 жыл бұрын
chip: articles me: *visible anger*
@TinyDeskEngineer 2 жыл бұрын
My mom started paying for a KZfaq Premium membership a few months ago and decided to share it with the rest of the family, and to me it's physically impossible for anything to be less worth it. Yay, I am slightly less annoyed by ads, and am now moderately more annoyed by the fact that videos do not automatically close the moment I close KZfaq.
@sendhelp7057 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in Germany makes fun about the DB („Deutsche Bahn“), even people who don’t use them... like me...
@vaporisedbreadegg7096 3 жыл бұрын
I can make spaghetti
@sendhelp7057 3 жыл бұрын
@@vaporisedbreadegg7096 congratulations you can throw something into hot water 👏👏
@jevilknightderverbesserer3509 3 жыл бұрын
Und ich nehm DIEE ROOOOOTEEEEEEEENN MÜÜÜÜNZEN um ein propeller anzug zu kriegen geht schneller als die DB
@Razor918 3 жыл бұрын
I only used the DB once and will never use it again, it was 2 hours late lol
@PyroInMotion 3 жыл бұрын
,,Senk ju vor traveling wis Deutze Bahn!" kann ich da nur sagen. Ich liebe Bahn fahren aber lieber zum Spaß oder zum reisen mit viel Extra Zeit und wenn man alternative Züge kennt. Oder mal S-Bahn wo eh alle 10-20min eine fährt. Nunja, es liegt wohl an der schlechten Infrastruktur und den ausgelasteten Strecken. Dann kommen auch noch kleinere Pannen vor und Baustellen. Man darf natürlich auch nicht vergessen das die Bahn seit Jahren bewährte Maschinen abstellt und so Schrott wie der ICE 1 immer noch im Dienst steht und eben einfach keine Alternativen da sind weil ja alle Reserven aufs Abstellgleis kommen.
@jogmanson9510 4 жыл бұрын
"German Netflix sucks" Oh i know.
@takeoYasha 4 жыл бұрын
It sucks? I don't think so. We have everything including original voice. Try to Netflix and Chill in an Islamic Country - you only have Bollywood there!
@iotalion 4 жыл бұрын
that's why i'm using vpn to watch netflix or disney+
@bauju 4 жыл бұрын
Tor browser... ;)
@takeoYasha 4 жыл бұрын
@@bauju Blockada App on firetv xD
@codeassassin6682 4 жыл бұрын
@@bauju Tor* Ich wusste nicht mal, dass das mit Tor geht... Ich mache es mit Proxys
@katsumishibu3151 2 жыл бұрын
3:57 it's like french not only germany have multiple nominatives/articles
@CobysChannel-hi2lc 3 жыл бұрын
One day Me and one of my friends had to do a slide show on Russia and I accidentally typed one of the foods is fish eggs made out of fish eggs, and in Russia Santa is named Ded Moroz. By the time we got to the culture section we were bursting out laughing and the teacher told us to sit down. Now whenever I hear the words fish eggs I think of fish eggs made out of fish eggs and for some reason it’s still funny
@RandyTheGoldenRat 4 жыл бұрын
what do we germans say about our Language? "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache"
@herrbonni1101 4 жыл бұрын
Ja 😂
@wertsdsf1162 4 жыл бұрын
Umfahren ist ein Gegenteil von umfahren... Das sagt genug über uns aus.
@seelie3009 3 жыл бұрын
Wie war das? "Kauf dich ne Tüte Deutsch, hat mich auch gehelft!" ;)
@schwarzerache5566 3 жыл бұрын
Ob du es glaubst oder nicht, ich bin besser in english als deutsch. ( bin deutsch )
@seelie3009 3 жыл бұрын
@@schwarzerache5566 haha kennt man, oder am besten wenn man Wörter auf Englisch weiß aber nicht auf Deutsch. Kommt immer n bisschen komisch
@flammilf 4 жыл бұрын
The Deutsche Bahn is actually a meme here😂
@spiongeilo7111 4 жыл бұрын
The Deutsche Bahn is eine very interesting Ausdruksweise.
@tomatenshow973 4 жыл бұрын
Hermio e Hollyleaf ist so musste mal 2 stunden auf der bahn warten und dann sagen die so: sorry für die kleine Verspätung Digga 2 Stunden
@mikederbeste3249 4 жыл бұрын
Es ist ein einziges meme😂
@dunati7883 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomatenshow973 ich habe mal 4 Stunden gewartet und die haben sich net mal entschuldigt
@tomatenshow973 4 жыл бұрын
@@dunati7883 karma auf einem ganz anderem level
@leshurlementsdelacave9563 Жыл бұрын
For the Netflix = an VPN could help, maybe (I advice to try it as an option). I'm agree that Germany doesn't seems to have the best softpower like Japan or US/UK (wtf with Derrick?). Anyway they have a culture, history, city aestetic, huge forests, pastries, which make Germany an awesome place (so they're forgiveable).
@vulpesignis2201 2 жыл бұрын
in Brazil most of the words have M, F, plural and singular variations, like, "beatiful" have "bonito", "bonita", "bonitos" and "bonitas"
@Pandacalifornia 3 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting a VPN sponsor when you talked about how bad the Netflix selection was.
@CoolManSwag. 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@woodygunstone9442 3 жыл бұрын
me too xD
@finja1311 5 жыл бұрын
„If you need something more specific you have to go to one of the bigger markets“ KAUFLAND
@natsumiqueofficial 5 жыл бұрын
LIDL LOHNT SICH
@marcowiegand1304 5 жыл бұрын
DANN GEH DOCH ZU NETTO
@mikikishita1410 5 жыл бұрын
REWE
@comedygold7997 5 жыл бұрын
EDEKA,WIR LIEBEN LEBENSMITTEL
@loloteexxd8171 5 жыл бұрын
ERSTMAL ZU PENNY
@fullmetaltheorist 2 жыл бұрын
2:44 "Hey Cat sauce. Michael here."
@samibinol 2 жыл бұрын
…where are your paws?
@Jus_Nutella Жыл бұрын
We used to travel all around the world as missionaries. We went to Indoneasia, Bali, Cambodia, New Guniea, Singapore, China and many other places. In Indonesian, there isn't really the words like of, or or the. It was a very interesting language! It was also kinda weird because, like many other places, whites weren't really common in Indonesia. People would stare and take selfies with us all the time XD. They would call us "Bulai" which is white person in Indonesia :D. I love to see others talking about different countries and the experiences because I can relate :)
@Brid1 3 жыл бұрын
Germans: see German in the title Also Germans: well, well, well, ze Kommentarbereich belongs uns
@toasterdemon3716 3 жыл бұрын
In Germany we call that „Einmarschieren“
@pingpong6850 3 жыл бұрын
XD that's jokes man Aber da muss NOCH ein bisshen rassismus rein
@steveobarrow3306 3 жыл бұрын
Wth are u saying
@carlosandleon 3 жыл бұрын
@@toasterdemon3716 lol
@DarthRevan0007 3 жыл бұрын
Wehrmacht denn sowas
@MachtSchatten 4 жыл бұрын
6:00 der zug verspätet sich um 5 Minuten -> 10 Minuten ->30 Minuten -> fällt aus *''*AAHHHHHHHHHHH*''*
@HowdyMyDarlin 4 жыл бұрын
Mein Zug hatte 1 and halb Stunden Verspätung 😢😢😢
@Nobody_4372 4 жыл бұрын
Frustrating
@aaronjohnson1709 Жыл бұрын
I love germany because there are so many places you can travel , and theres alot of snow. its amazing i want to move back there when get older, but there are some up and downs about it.
@paydenyoutube7092 9 ай бұрын
Ich liebe deine Videos, mach weiter so, du bist ein guter Content-Ersteller
@trxiyker7828 4 жыл бұрын
younger people in germany speak a weird mix of english and german... (myself included) but nobody ever stared at me lol xD
@digitalavali5875 4 жыл бұрын
Denglisch sollte ein Verbrechen sein
@Legucci6732 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@tickydiezeit6752 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@m99achso27 4 жыл бұрын
@@digitalavali5875 ne . Warum haben si viele Leute nen Problem mit Sprachentwicklung?
@moritzmarie5293 4 жыл бұрын
BRUH im from German and a little kid screamed at me "NEE!"😂😂
@froyohead 5 жыл бұрын
_eating a spoiled sausage in germany is the wurst_
@camo6465 5 жыл бұрын
* slow clap *
@beasosnowy7588 5 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@flumphflumph6021 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyy ｡^‿^｡
@DrewconicSorceress 5 жыл бұрын
BOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
@MetroAnimates 5 жыл бұрын
You seem to be everywhere :P
@SomeRandomUsxr 2 жыл бұрын
As a german I can completly agree with the trains. "Deutsch bahn" this is the main train in germany, I Think, Its always too late or comes never
@Raeclaw 2 жыл бұрын
Lidl exists over here in Sweden too, it's an alright supermarket
@TheLadysAtelier 5 жыл бұрын
Chip, I don't think they're staring at you because you're speaking English, I think it's because of how unbelievably adorable your voice is >w
@bororusrooroo8010 5 жыл бұрын
Gay
@bororusrooroo8010 5 жыл бұрын
No
@xxxjoshijxxx2315 5 жыл бұрын
No it’s not gay, it’s.... FRICKIN ADORABLE
@ninjared1607 5 жыл бұрын
@@xxxjoshijxxx2315 I agree it is
@callm3pj 5 жыл бұрын
@@bororusrooroo8010 No u
@drouge187 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the wonderful city of "Whereiamrightnow"
@North_Bound 3 жыл бұрын
The town of Isthisthestorefullofthatwhitestuffbecauseimlost is better in my opinion
@PeakoftheApex 3 жыл бұрын
More like Wo- Nevermind
@Bed_Tom 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the beautiful city of "Thefeelingofbeingrobbed
@Mira-cf9ek 2 жыл бұрын
Wehreimighkno
@balkandinos3155 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bed_Tom nice:)
@Phoenix15412 Жыл бұрын
the thing with the artikle is so true if you question 5 people in germany whats the artikle for nutella you get 6 different answers
@pupschaoticmess308 2 жыл бұрын
you're Netflix may be limited but our Netflix over in America does eventually run out of good shows or movies there's the occasional new show but after that there's nothing for a solid 6 to 12 months
@kenobrunken3198 5 жыл бұрын
Chip:„Public Transport.“ My brain: DEUTSCHE BAHN
@qwertzritter5197 5 жыл бұрын
das liegt am Monopol dass die hier haben ... deswegen ändert sich auch nix xD
@donar7724 5 жыл бұрын
@@qwertzritter5197 Flixtrain verpasst denen hoffentlich mal die Respektschelle die sie verdienen
@ninilac 5 жыл бұрын
Chipflake: "I'm very passionate about cheese, ok" (just talked about cheddar) me: *doubts*
@Ggyhhggtyyy 5 жыл бұрын
Same cheddar is just super plain. That was the one nice thing while I was in Germany there is so much more variety. (Also the Pfund I don't know something about it is just so satisfying).
@ghostx_x3514 5 жыл бұрын
The food= cheese= cheddar
@drdewott9154 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Cheddar is... I better stick to my Danbo cheese.
@jondoof221 5 жыл бұрын
( X ) Doubt
@mischakonovalov9888 5 жыл бұрын
Mittelalter Gouda is the best
@OliverKemock Жыл бұрын
I'm in buffalo NY and the buses are confusing but it worse in NYC cause the subways will kill u because you'll get in the wrong one and its just harsh
@SlimothyJimothy621 2 жыл бұрын
Every video I watch, the art style changes either very slightly or major
@nooneinparticular9837 3 жыл бұрын
German in the title Germans: *ZUGRIFF*
@christianbaars 3 жыл бұрын
Natürlich. 😂🤣
@Anthony-um7yl 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@mysteryman3239 3 жыл бұрын
Ich wusste einfach schon als ich das Video gesehen habe das ich sowas finden würde
@AnsweringAnimal 3 жыл бұрын
Ein Volk ein Reich ein Kommentarbereich
@human_bigmac2332 3 жыл бұрын
Rüdiger
@bananabanana3072 5 жыл бұрын
They are probably staring because some German people (me c:) like to hear other actual British or American people talk
@akinasart 5 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm happy to know that someone's interested in our country
@Nopedynopenope72736 5 жыл бұрын
@@akinasart I love England and America xd
@BreadwithHagelslag 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah i am most likely staring when i hear a brit speaking in Germany, because i am imagining talking to them, but because i am socially awkward i try to find a way to start a conversation, and since i am thinking of that so long i am staring xD
@metramort11 5 жыл бұрын
I'm German and I love English but I'm not staring at people
@loocifer999 5 жыл бұрын
Despacito
@KanashiiNekoP 2 жыл бұрын
IN JAPAN YOU HAVE TO FINISH EVERY BIT OF YOUR RICE UNTIL THE LAST TINY BIT LIKE- WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN TEAT THAT MUCH 😭😭😭 sure it’s respectful but…WHAA-
@KanashiiNekoP 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t eat* sorry
@schatten6311 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Germany :) I totally agree with you, articles are worse, you don't learn that in 2 years, our public transport is a catastrophe, ehm I've never eaten cheddar but must be a treat
@hagan9764 5 жыл бұрын
5:56 same I can't travel without making sure I'm getting on the right train/bus/plane about 20 times
@vivienne1349 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this one time, my sister and i landed and when we went to our gate, we almost got on a plane to Las Vegas cause we were at the gate next to our gate, but, gimme a break, i got 3 hours of sleep the night before. :p
@didrik3631 5 жыл бұрын
ITS the same in norway to and meny more ITS so iretating Plz just let me On the bus. I am writing this when im waiting On the bus.
@R_candy 5 жыл бұрын
I just wont travel alone i fricing hate it and im always thinking im on the wrong train
@benedict_heim 5 жыл бұрын
I’m always scared to miss my train/bus
@Caro-os2sj 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Germans Stare. Im German too and I stare at everyting thats Interesting for me
@kaylie5282 5 жыл бұрын
Ca Ga yeah but that’s rude sometimes :(
@EpicaaxD 5 жыл бұрын
Passiert :D
@ninatheinkling5748 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@ninatheinkling5748 5 жыл бұрын
Once I drew someone in a train and he noticed and stand up to go and sit somewhere else in the train 😅
@sdjmixom 5 жыл бұрын
And if someone will stare at you, would you feel yourself uncomfortable or what you gonna do? o:
@MistyRaeTidmore 2 жыл бұрын
If I see a cat talking in the story I whould adopt it
@keyboardwarrior1946 2 жыл бұрын
Here in Vietnam we have like 10 ways to say "the" based on situation.I don't even know about how we use them despite being a native myself
@lisaweiss8871 5 жыл бұрын
Public Transport Me: meine Damen, meine Herrn, danke dass sie mit uns reisen, Auf abgefahrenen Gleisen Zu abgefahrenen Preisen. Für ihre Leidensfähigkeit danken wir spontan. Senk ju for träveling wis deutsche Bahn :D
@mr.nothing3968 5 жыл бұрын
Das ist Peter: 👨 Er betet zu Gott, in der Hoffnung, dass die letzte Zeile Lautschrift war!!!
@lisaweiss8871 5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.nothing3968 kennst du das Lied Deutsche Bahn? Dann verstehst du es
@Idfc_ugh 5 жыл бұрын
@@lisaweiss8871 jap. Hab ne Zeit lang Wise Guys gehört...waren ein paar coole Lieder dabei😂😂
@nia3278 5 жыл бұрын
Jur wälcam
@MarieRog420 5 жыл бұрын
Och die Wise Guys😂😂👍🏼
@jnet2705 3 жыл бұрын
One thing you have to know mate, the Deutsche Bahn is always late.
@norbertfleck812 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you rely on it. Then your train will be exactly on time. Just to annoy you. Of course.
@paulelaule 3 жыл бұрын
Yes thats right there is a song " Deutsche Bahn von den wise gys " U can search for it on KZfaq 🙂
@Smalldutchplane 3 жыл бұрын
Informationen zu ICE 230 nach : Berlin Gesundbrunnen, heute 15 min Später
@Asminogus_ 3 жыл бұрын
No they arent late. They never come
@minaminchen2047 3 жыл бұрын
They aren‘t late! Nobody know when they have to come. It‘s the greatest mystery in the world.
@arzen9835 2 жыл бұрын
6:04 - Russia (Msk and SPb are not Russia) had same problem some years ago, so I build a boat with turbo engine and repaired an old soviet car. I wasn't even 14 that time and I still haven't got drivers license, and it's kinda fun, until you aren't driving local roads)
@Your_Italian_TD-ACNH-YW_Fan 9 ай бұрын
3:12 In Italy we have seven way to say “the” ( il , lo, la, i, gli, le, l’),we have 3 way to say “one” ( uno, una , un) AND we have 6 ways to say “some of” ( del, dello, della, dei, degli, delle) 😪
@eve9767 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single sole Not even Swedish scientists: Chipflake: Did it fall into a black hole or something? DB: *sweating*
@thesupplyofpower 4 жыл бұрын
xd
@lenusel 4 жыл бұрын
Es ist einfach die wahrheit lol (translation: its so true lol)
@kendraterry3165 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know shoes could talk!
@nockradqkdak7992 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently every train big train sttion in germany has a "ausweichschiene" which means the train passes by like 1km away from the stop thats something what pissed me off thats the black hole
@Wertus_Dertus 4 жыл бұрын
DB kicks.
@ivyistired 5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we don't say ''I have to go now'' We klatschen the hands on the Oberschenkel and say ''SO'' and I think thats beautiful :)
@insanegsxs1417 4 жыл бұрын
stolen comment...
@ivyistired 4 жыл бұрын
@@insanegsxs1417 So? There's tons of things like these, even memes about it! What's wrong with using a meme like god darnit man
@laurin.s 4 жыл бұрын
Ebenfalls deutscher😊
@mrblub2809 4 жыл бұрын
In Österreich macht man das gleiche
@ryu9803 4 жыл бұрын
Hola the Woodenfairy! Your Englisch is the beste, the I heard til now
@werwolfy999 3 жыл бұрын
Im living in germany but im romanian :3 And im talking english the hole thime. Hab nen schönen tag ^^ (that means have a great day in german)♡
@Tenajeh 2 жыл бұрын
Chip: "Public transport!" *SIGGGGGGHHHHH* Me: "Same. LoL"
@OneekoKurubane 5 жыл бұрын
With trains there are many DB(Deutsche Bahn) Memes, because everytime they are late. Edit: OMG! Thx for all the likes! My highest likes that I had before was 15xD. And they make very bad ads... To all German people here, who know the ''Hype Bahn'' ad?
@moonasun8606 5 жыл бұрын
Boom play Elias I‘m german and I live in Germany and Yeah, this is Funny because it’s always Late!😂😂😂
@Waterscy 5 жыл бұрын
You forget one Thing . If they doesnt came late they strike
@giugiu_rr8257 5 жыл бұрын
Same with Italian trains xD
@sabertooth3studioshq838 5 жыл бұрын
Most of the locomotives in Germany are steam powered and if you see a DRB class 52 don't call it a holocaust locomotive seriously
@aeyes1314 5 жыл бұрын
@@Waterscy dont*
@thelonewolf9866 5 жыл бұрын
A british talking cat who likes cheddar-cheese... Now I've seen everything!
@blackpulsarproductionofficial 5 жыл бұрын
This sounds like my Cat :)
@terraanber5984 5 жыл бұрын
hes also a chubby cat :3
@10kohnevideos56 5 жыл бұрын
Eine britische sprechende Katze, die in Deutschland lebt* und Cheddarkäse mag😂
@thelonewolf9866 5 жыл бұрын
@@10kohnevideos56 Ja!
@otto-franzgerhardiii3369 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! Now I can finally die.
@matthewboyer4212 10 ай бұрын
Deutsche Bahn is more like you flip a coin on whether it will be late or cancelled. (i'm still amazed how DB does it so horribly but SBB is basically you flip a coin and if it lands on its side, the train's late)
@Taigris Жыл бұрын
German words: dog-Hund cat-Katze Bird-Vogel car-Auto ice cream-Eis More?
@RealDuckyVr 4 жыл бұрын
I’m part German and this girl in 4th grade called me a nazi because I’m German 😶
@oklinq6099 3 жыл бұрын
I feel you, I am a german and if I say "I am from germany" in a online game, everybody calls you nazi ._.
@yoop6154 3 жыл бұрын
@@oklinq6099 wth are you talking about?? Nobody says that! Aber jetzt mal ernsthaft ich habe schon tausende mal mit Englischen oder Amerikanischen Menschen über discord oder headset gesprochen und mir ist das noch NIE passiert. Ich glaube du übertreibst da einfach ein wenig
@oklinq6099 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoop6154 Mir passiert das andauernd D:
@yoop6154 3 жыл бұрын
@@oklinq6099 Wie kann das sein😂
@yonnibasik3781 3 жыл бұрын
Uhm thats why i hate the German History everybody Things were Nazis
@cossicrots4290 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm very passionate about cheese. OK?" I feel you so much about that.
@evanpie711 3 жыл бұрын
same
@misterp1355 2 жыл бұрын
same man
@errortcloak 2 жыл бұрын
People who live in Wisconsin: I HAVE A LITERAL KINGDOM OF CHEESE YOU SIMPLETON!
@pieceofbogus110 2 жыл бұрын
Y A S
@Nikioko 2 жыл бұрын
Passionate about cheese? OK. But cheddar? All French are crying now and feel confirmed about British food.
@thatflyingscotsmanfan1297 2 жыл бұрын
The public transport section basically equals most Pacers. Look them up if u dont know what they are. Good vid.
@BennXYZ Жыл бұрын
chip just saying "public transport" me as a german: "yup, we hate that too"
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