Things musicians never say to girls: "I play bass"
@b0unce8057 жыл бұрын
Rip. All bass players.
@b0unce8057 жыл бұрын
***** yes man. I play keys myself. It's a cruel world...
@b0unce8057 жыл бұрын
***** lol, its alright. Just think about wat instrument you want to play and start practicing. that's how I learned, just watched crap ton of youtube videos on it, and practice. I bet if you put the time in, you could learn.
@EstrangedMetal7 жыл бұрын
Freerunner105 ,
@alana34287 жыл бұрын
I play bass, bass is like the best ok bye I'm a girl tho so I mean I guess I'm set either way lmao
@shadowplay99557 жыл бұрын
" you wanna go to mcdonalds sometime? " smooth.
@PrivilegedWhiteMan6 жыл бұрын
this would be me i dont like McDonald's
@1hero8666 жыл бұрын
Made me wet
@mrsmith35406 жыл бұрын
Lol ultimate ladykiller
@KunkyFong5 жыл бұрын
Scout, anyone? "I got a bucket of chicken..."
@suppiluiiuma57695 жыл бұрын
Accurate af
@NinthCinemaDown9 жыл бұрын
"I'm really good with my hands, especially when I play the g string" For the win!
@JKOOLDK7 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty good
@appeltjeanouk26595 жыл бұрын
Omygod I only just got this joke while reading the comments LOL
@Shadow-qn2hk4 жыл бұрын
Omg
@avery79644 жыл бұрын
Oh my god 😂
@kab_4 жыл бұрын
I still don’t get it :(
@Velanestar8 жыл бұрын
"how much money did you make?" "uhmmm it's not really important. .."
@elininkoru19518 жыл бұрын
thx captain obvious
@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh55024 жыл бұрын
To most girls over 25, it's the most important thing.
@piccoloatburgerking3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 It's the most important to anybody over 25. No money means no future stability, anybody with half a brain would see the problem in that.
@Dickey78619 жыл бұрын
"Do you wanna hear my band?" Proceeds to play my bands song.... -____- damn it Jared.
@TurninLeftMotorsports9 жыл бұрын
Dickeyfighter7861 that is funny
@MrKyel179 жыл бұрын
Haha that's a great touch.
@pointrailroad7579 жыл бұрын
CLEARLY NOT A COMPLIMENT
@hyrumblebee27837 жыл бұрын
dickey love me i was first like
@junioroliver94553 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@robscallon9 жыл бұрын
LOL
@EricFixalot9 жыл бұрын
KeroseneMatch765 You just didn't push it enough times.
@kailegenhausen87809 жыл бұрын
L0L*
@BETTER.ART.9 жыл бұрын
KeroseneMatch765 I think you forgot the 1 at the very end
@fishermclemore91209 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Rob
@levishupe85169 жыл бұрын
I tried calling it didn't work what a shame
@punkumang3058 жыл бұрын
give her the D chord
@derek94378 жыл бұрын
I laughed HARDER at this and LONGER than I should have...... no but seriously this really got me.
@punkumang3058 жыл бұрын
haha
@MegaKiller19607 жыл бұрын
you know what else is hard and long? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@MegaKiller19607 жыл бұрын
my life. my shitty shitty life
@lettuceprime49227 жыл бұрын
ßlueÐ - That^ was fucking genius.
@MrGuitaristgamer1018 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jared actually used any of these lines to get her lol
@PierreBagnis8 жыл бұрын
all of them
@IdealistmitIro7 жыл бұрын
But it worked, obviously...
@nemanjastevanovic93447 жыл бұрын
Isaiah MacLeod lol
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28236 жыл бұрын
"Are you into drummers or something?" Lol.
@johnyang7996 жыл бұрын
thall of them
@Mendelian9 жыл бұрын
"Progressive vegetarian grind core" hahaha, pissed my fucking pants!
@dyingempireband9 жыл бұрын
and that is the good thing when you are not wearing any pants at all
@xTheMLPGodx9 жыл бұрын
CarcassDevourer Cattle Decapitation is deathgrind.
@NickyLovesScreams9 жыл бұрын
***** it was a joke
@Totone569 жыл бұрын
***** I know a Anti-Vegan Grindcore band, Paupiettes, it's atrocious but so funny
@xrillo2819 жыл бұрын
dude that shit was fucking hilarious LMAO
@4lemer9 жыл бұрын
John Petrucci and I had eye contact for a solid 4 seconds. It was magic.
@RaketenKuhGewehr9 жыл бұрын
I talked to Jordan Rudess for a solid 2 minutes. Best day of my life.
@nathandrums09 жыл бұрын
I met mike portnoy and got the entire bands (dream theater)'s autograph lol
@human2609 жыл бұрын
MyriadesusTV I had sex with John Myung, id probably do it again.
@MrBorstli9 жыл бұрын
A7XfoREVer2013 John Myung talked to me...it was the deepest conversation ever ;D
@RaketenKuhGewehr9 жыл бұрын
Did he tell you to play a bass solo where you play a bass solo?
@CuboidPixel7 жыл бұрын
"Hey I play the drums, and I like to bang."
@colesisler5827 жыл бұрын
DarkestHour757 That's probably illegal, but it's kinda funny.
@victorgheorghe70097 жыл бұрын
DarkestHour757 Can I use that as my pick up line?
@CuboidPixel7 жыл бұрын
Victor Gheorghe if you have ambulance nearby sure why not
@victorgheorghe70097 жыл бұрын
DarkestHour757 hahahahahaha...i'm fucked
@watchdog43537 жыл бұрын
"Progressive vegetarian grindcore"
@danielguest78417 жыл бұрын
WatchDog435 BTBAM
@KrimsonKloud7 жыл бұрын
Electro Hippies.
@url43457 жыл бұрын
cattle decapitation
@Psychopalm7 жыл бұрын
say hello to fur tv
@moulip7 жыл бұрын
and especially Fat Ed ;-)
@sweetmelody46108 жыл бұрын
actual real life footage of me talking to girls.
@TheMetaphysicalBeing9 жыл бұрын
Once, a girl was doing some door-to-door selling her bands album, when she came to mine, I told her I was musician and that I would support their band by buying the album even though it wasn't my type of music. I told her I was a experimental bass player, using the instrument as a lead, she seemed kinda interested. I told her I had some stuff recorded but that it was pretty bad, poor audio quality, sloppy playing, her expression changed. Finally I asked her if she wanted to hear me play some of my music to her, she turned around and just walked away without saying a word. I regretted buying the album immediately after and I never even once listened to it.
@bodebill89389 жыл бұрын
see im the exact opposite I dont ever mention that i play guitar and when people ask me to play I never do, If anyone is even around in my house I wont play
@AbhiBass969 жыл бұрын
My brains and heart hurts :(
@nataliagonzalez16989 жыл бұрын
Cri evytime
@yz41429 жыл бұрын
^^ right in the pussy
@AbhiBass969 жыл бұрын
Guess now days playing Guitar/Bass is just for getting pussies than passion. Lol :/
@Immolator7727 жыл бұрын
at least they have something to say to them, i'm too shy to talk with girls.
@danielhuang24887 жыл бұрын
AlphaLeader772 I know that feel, bro.
@Immolator7727 жыл бұрын
Daniel Huang XD even worse when you can't even find female metalheads/punks in your small town ;(
@stargazernana7 жыл бұрын
AlphaLeader772 IS THAT FRANK IERO?
@Immolator7727 жыл бұрын
Fun Poison who?
@stargazernana7 жыл бұрын
Oh , I thought the person of ur profile pic is Frank Iero ... oops (check Frank Iero 2005/Revenge and you'll see what I mean)
@whiskeydaniels62728 жыл бұрын
I once had a dude at a party basically undress me with his eyes and then made out he was looking at my slayer shirt by going "DUDE I LOVE THAT BAND! MY BAND COVER THEIR SONGS ALL THE TIME!" And I was like "oh really what songs of theirs have you covered?" And he replied with "oh...you know...all the big, most famous songs by them...." I cracked up laughing and was like "you've never heard of slayer before have you..." And we ended up bonding over slayer and becoming best friends and I hooked him up with one of my friends and they've been together for about 3 years now 😆
@dominikfriedl12776 жыл бұрын
Whiskey Daniels Hahaha. What boys do, to get a girlfriend right?
@Perdoct6 жыл бұрын
You've never been to a party.
@supermasterfighter5 жыл бұрын
You’ve definitely never been to a party
@mitchmarq4285 жыл бұрын
Smooth move to get him away from you, marrying him off to your friend...
@joaquimluz59794 жыл бұрын
That was great
@onlyrealmetalisgood19899 жыл бұрын
Typical conversation: * Me and [random girl] chatting about life * Me: So, what music do you listen to? Girl: I like [insert musician/band name here]. What about you? Me: Oh, uh... I just listen to metal. Girl: Oh, that's cool. What bands do you like? Me: Well, I like this one band called Periphery... Girl: Who are they? Me: They're kind of a tech-y metal band, they play in a style called 'djent'... Girl: Oh, nice... * UNBREAKABLE AWKWARD SILENCE *
It gets more awkward if they ask you to "hum or sing their most famous song because they sound familiar".
@KennethTherriault9 жыл бұрын
This is SO accurate.
@Solaxer9 жыл бұрын
D struggle
@niloo238 жыл бұрын
lol "progressive vegetarian grindcore" i guess he just meant Cattle Decapitation :P
@danielguest78417 жыл бұрын
Niloo zeb BTBAM
@coyan99486 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Pig Destroyer
@n0handles8 жыл бұрын
is your gf single?
@josuemiranda72898 жыл бұрын
Probably not since she's his gf
@WookieMullet8 жыл бұрын
that was the joke...
@alexhollon9878 жыл бұрын
+WookieMullet I think he was just playing along
@bioshock87878 жыл бұрын
Yes she is single now :D
@dandelionjones32697 жыл бұрын
musiclover 212334 Why the happy face man, come on.
@edge32205 жыл бұрын
"Hold on, my manager's calling." *walks away* "Hi, Mom."
@SeverinoSE9 жыл бұрын
"I'm really good with my hands... especially with the g-string" lmao
@grajy9 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a boyfriend? Coz I could probably out shred him..."
@ZanDi8 жыл бұрын
If you're a metalhead you can say "I would headbang you" XDXD GET IT XDDDD headBANG XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@fhpr688 жыл бұрын
I don't get it...
@larry80308 жыл бұрын
lol
@vanessagarciatorres11178 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@MrPokethepoke8 жыл бұрын
cringe the xd is too much
@kevinlanahan69498 жыл бұрын
stop using xD what the fuck is this 2009?
@313g00nz9 жыл бұрын
"So do you like the band castrated in bacon?" Lmfao!!
@atman_Integration5 жыл бұрын
"Can I follow you?" "I don't have instagram" "I know" 🤣
@anagallardo13627 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! Thought he was joking about the "progressive vegetarian grindcore" but there's even a full playlist on Spotify of that "genre" -kill me please-
@CuteMimi997 жыл бұрын
"I'm really good with my hands, especially when I play the G string" OH MY GOD
@Algastar9 жыл бұрын
Me: So yeah i'm the lead vocalist and rhythm guitar player in my metal band. Girl: Oh you're a singer? Me: Yeah I sing, I also do growls and guttural screams. Girl: Oh... I don't really like screamo. Me: .... -_- .........
@skyrimsniper9 жыл бұрын
Algastar Similar one, but it was with my friend. Friend: *turns Disturbed on* Me: Oh, you'll love SiKth! They're like Disturbed but more technical. Friend: Sorry, I don't like screamo. Me: Then what do you call Disturbed? Friend: Heavy Metal. mfw
@Algastar9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha wow. I'll have to check them out!
@PlanBsk8er9999 жыл бұрын
Skyrim Sniper Sikth is a fantastic band! I don't quite see how they're like disturbed though :o but thats funny, those people who say that and then you show them an actual heavy band and they almost shit their pants xD
@skyrimsniper9 жыл бұрын
PlanBsk8er999 They're not; I just wanted to listen to some better music, haha!
@isabellafernandez67789 жыл бұрын
chick calls it screamo shes not worth it X'D
@kronvlat9 жыл бұрын
She does the "go away" look wayyyyy too good.
@jaaqess25259 жыл бұрын
Trumpet players make the best kissers due to our articulation techniques, piano players are really good with their fingers, and those who write music are very emotionally charged. Musicians are the best people in the world, but they are also usually very strange. So you kinda have to trade good for bad sometimes.
@thebaconflapsable9 жыл бұрын
Jaaq Ess Then there's us bassists who just stare at the chick (while drooling) until she walks away. (or runs,depending on how intense your stare is)
@DrumsSnowSkateSoft9 жыл бұрын
Jaaq Ess drummers are good at getting domestic assault charges
@imgoingberserk59189 жыл бұрын
Us vocalist just scream really loud during sex.... -_-
@Ragnarockalypse9 жыл бұрын
Playing an instrument does not automatically make you an unique snowflake, part of a master race or a sex machine.
@Rawnfella9 жыл бұрын
Ragnarockalypse Musicians are scientifically smarter on average than non-musicians. Also, I had an ex who loved my hands because I played guitar. Hand fetish. That shit's real, man.
@gastonmera73327 жыл бұрын
The G string one works pretty well
@saram.langelaar91237 жыл бұрын
Mcr huh
@Radical_edweird8 жыл бұрын
The phone number thing was pretty great.
@10YearsFan968 жыл бұрын
000-000-0000
@mariec51568 жыл бұрын
1:45 "I play guitar but she's into drummers"
@n3nt2nd4648 жыл бұрын
the girl is pretty hot
@wmgreen008 жыл бұрын
That's Jared's girlfriend
@PapiChannel8 жыл бұрын
+Linkin Park is life what's her name?
@wmgreen008 жыл бұрын
Husak Ribbeck I can't remember, but she's been in several of his vids
@n3nt2nd4648 жыл бұрын
Linkin Park is life lucky son of the bitch :D
@wmgreen008 жыл бұрын
Rodrigo Romero Lol yep
@Fidozo158 жыл бұрын
She's drinking some pink liquor and he's drinking orange juice hahhahahhahahahahaha
@griffinmorrow81297 жыл бұрын
"progressive vegetarian grindcore" I'm done
@arkangelote9 жыл бұрын
0:05 : I was expecting something like "Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man?"
@computears9 жыл бұрын
i feel like as a girl musician this video is just a giant paradox. am i talking to myself? my whole existence is collapsing into itself because my brain cannot handle this
@computears9 жыл бұрын
i haven't slept in 32 hours
@TurninLeftMotorsports9 жыл бұрын
computears meth is a awesome drug right!
@ReCharredSigh9 жыл бұрын
maybe your male side of your brain keeps trying to turn on your female side of your brain using bad punchlines like in the video
@Lucifermorningstar219 жыл бұрын
computears Speed is good stuff.
@NecropsY19 жыл бұрын
lol this is great
@JeffMcGovern128 жыл бұрын
lmao I say "do you want my guitar pick" all the time
@hemminatorrssh8 жыл бұрын
haha me too
@swiftpack7 жыл бұрын
"I can play Guitar" *seven nation army*
@Deleny7259 жыл бұрын
oh my, this girl is *so* beautiful
@Quicksilver_Cookie8 жыл бұрын
I'll admit I'm guilty of saying few things from this video.
@rashotcake69458 жыл бұрын
Well it's not our fault. We're proud of what we do and there's nothing wrong with that.
@turtlessuck458 жыл бұрын
shhiit I'm guilty of 90% of these
@kaelanmcalpine20117 жыл бұрын
I would use some of these, who knows, maybe I'll get a laugh out of someone.
@micahkafka98737 жыл бұрын
2:19 one time, at a korn concert, I bumped into Caleb and took a selfie with him. true story
@mimic15667 жыл бұрын
WAIT CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MILLION JARED!!!
@FasterToTheEnd9 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Jared Alonge to comment on this.
@maxderman4479 жыл бұрын
Pickup line I use every time "So, uh, I'm first chair Bassoon"
@saplut8 жыл бұрын
Oh whaaaat? 504! I died
@Shadowarfare1173 жыл бұрын
Love the hoodie.
@CMQ019 жыл бұрын
playin' the G string...awesome....
@juliethughes95619 жыл бұрын
"So, you got a boyfriend? I could probably out-shred him! "... yep
@AidenBru5 жыл бұрын
Love your hoodie man like the band aswell
@BecomeTheKnight8 жыл бұрын
I'm one of the few guys who doesn't tell girls I'm a musician unless they ask. And I'm not overly pushy about it. I can honestly say I've never used any of these. I feel like the real connection is lost if you make it a point to have the girl wet for you because you're a musician. Still a great vid though :)
@Chris-yp6zm8 жыл бұрын
dude, your taking this video too serious. Im pretty sure 95% of musicians dont actually use these lines. But good to know your such a nice sweet guy :)
@kaelanmcalpine20117 жыл бұрын
I play drums and violin but um, no one has asked that yet. I did bring up to one girl that I play violin because I asked if she knew when a district wide school symphony orchestra was gonna start so I can join and make use of my violin for the year. She had no clue when it was be she did remember it being brought up.
@mons00n816 жыл бұрын
oh hey mike
@gameveyrongaming92636 жыл бұрын
Become The Knight delete this comment
@menjoSIM6 жыл бұрын
Become The Knight the music snoooob
@Mizziri9 жыл бұрын
"Progressive Vegetarian Grindcore?" Wouldn't that be Cattle Decapitation?
@karjii6 жыл бұрын
"U got a boyfriend... I can probably outshred him" LMAO
@Philipp_Gonzales7 жыл бұрын
I love her! Seriously!
@wildflower24245 жыл бұрын
Nice work, this was funny. The hilarious part of it though was I've had some of those things said to me before so lol on the accuracy of it.
@ericthehighlander9 жыл бұрын
Fucking love your shirts! Especially Impending Doom. Also the girl is kinda cute! x3
@TjarpDex9 жыл бұрын
***** The real Batman has proper grammar you fraud!!
@ericthehighlander9 жыл бұрын
***** What? lol
@wesleyhudnall33539 жыл бұрын
***** ..thats not batman.. its bruce wayne.
@ericthehighlander9 жыл бұрын
***** Shit it took me long enough to realize Bruce Wayne is here. Big fan.
@trevortebow99869 жыл бұрын
BeatenandScarred She's fucking hot... who is she?
@dersoziopath48778 жыл бұрын
when he tells her hes a drummer she finally turns her head to him ;) drummers rule
@nathanhuguley43858 жыл бұрын
You wish
@kaelanmcalpine20117 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@mrpasqwal39015 жыл бұрын
Love the jacket Jared👌👌👌
@soulrenvods7 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to say "I'll have to talk to my Rob Scallon manager."
@Mikewiings7 жыл бұрын
Lol "I can probably out shred him"
@angrytroll279 жыл бұрын
So who is she????????????????????
@angrytroll279 жыл бұрын
***** Shes bit of a spunk though. Any who love the vids mate!
@SuperGhost1459 жыл бұрын
Aaron Mifsud you got kik?
@jesseling66725 жыл бұрын
?
@FabricioAguiarMichel7 жыл бұрын
The " when I play the G string" part killed me, lmao
@Ryans.instruments Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you girls steer clear of us musicians
@bigshambowski7 жыл бұрын
Well she's cute.
@TheDeathJesters13379 жыл бұрын
People only really find out i play guitar if they ask or see my guitars. Then they ask "do you play guitar?" NO...I JUST COLLECT THEM BECAUSE I LIKE TO SNIFF THEM BEFORE EVERY MEAL!. of course I play the damn guitar.....-_-
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28236 жыл бұрын
TheDeathJesters I think they mean: are you good at playing guitar, :) Duck if they tell you they're the "self taught" ones. Other musicians: "He's never had a lesson, and we can tell that from next door."
@WaltonsJoint9 жыл бұрын
Jared you are awesome
@paddyDeeful9 жыл бұрын
i love when they geek out in the middle
@OverlyEpux9 жыл бұрын
"How much money did you make?" Not sure if that's a "musicians are poor fucks" joke or a "women are money grubbing" joke
@yaboyosama66399 жыл бұрын
Both, my nigga
@pinopalotta9 жыл бұрын
Quentin Minor The latter ofcourse lol
@kaelanmcalpine20119 жыл бұрын
Does it matter? Alot of my favorite bands play music to play some mother fucking music. Opeth, Nightwish and Blind Guardian come to mind.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28236 жыл бұрын
Quentin Minor most women don't like bad businessmen. Ie, "Let's play for free.":)
@jeremyganguly7 жыл бұрын
isn't she the same girl from "things guitar store employees say" ???
@xProGamerC77 жыл бұрын
yes
@rocksteady52007 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Ryder, Yup.
@jesseling66725 жыл бұрын
But what's her name?
@AL-yh4ol4 жыл бұрын
@@jesseling6672 kayti otis
@Phoenix-ox2jr7 жыл бұрын
"Ive seen the notebook like 30 times" it works every time
@TheLastDodo-ix5qh9 жыл бұрын
Awesome channel! Subscribed :D
@kisterdrums6 жыл бұрын
I play bass, so whenever I talk to a girl and she asks what I play I start to sweat
@wolfguy81077 жыл бұрын
If he was a bassist, he'd just say 'hi' and the girl would walk away!!
@wolfguy81077 жыл бұрын
I mean, if the bassist wasn't absolutely AMAZING!! Only the amazing bassists get laid.
@chrismilie3299 жыл бұрын
This guy always cracks me up.
@eaklesd47439 жыл бұрын
Impending Doom is awsome. I love both your shirts. :)
@GParreira919 жыл бұрын
"You want one my guitar picks?" Lie! No guitar player or bass player have picks to offer, they disappear into the void all the time, having 1 is hard already
@balazs9198 жыл бұрын
"Do you like Rob Scallon, at all? I have his number, 000000..." At this point I died.
@JESUSAIDS18 жыл бұрын
that Rob Scallon line at the end was great, that one got me :D
@funnystonervideos9 жыл бұрын
I laughed when he said "Homicidal Death, Bleed Blood" LOLOLOL
@lovelymanolis9 жыл бұрын
That Rob Scallon joke :')
@ipanda42609 жыл бұрын
i love her face when she says " i don't have an instagram "
@LooopQ9 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a blooper reel
@noahherrera20067 жыл бұрын
I love Jared's jacket!!! Impending doom
@richardschuyler10898 жыл бұрын
He ended the fangirls talking to the musicians saying "I'm just a roadie" I thought he was gonna end this one with her saying "gtg my moms here" lol
@coyan99486 жыл бұрын
Richard Schuyler Ha! That woulda been too good😂
@maneatfoot86938 жыл бұрын
Jared, your hat is the best hat.Deathstroke rules.
@BenAck9123 жыл бұрын
Me: "I play rhythm guitar." Girls: "I'm supposed to care?"
@vahnn09 жыл бұрын
"I'm a drummer. I go hard and fast, all night."
@hedevangsvej7 жыл бұрын
Impending doom shirt!!!! So awesome
@43labontepetty7 жыл бұрын
I'd wife that girl.
@SamHenryRULES9 жыл бұрын
You've done well for yourself Jared...i'm proud of you.
@Ethan007Hacks8 жыл бұрын
omg her shirt is so great
@Semtex619 жыл бұрын
Real-life scenario: Me: "Hey, so what kinda music do you like?" Girl: "I'm really into metal" Me: "Cool, me too! What are some of your favorite bands?" Girl: "Pierce the Veil, Motionless in White, and Issues." Me: "Bye"
@nathandrums09 жыл бұрын
Issues isn't bad though
@shadowstealer58 жыл бұрын
XD Everytime!
@metalmurcielago8 жыл бұрын
Eh it's a start. I like girls that are into that girly metal. She could be into worse music
@coyan99486 жыл бұрын
I don't mind Motionless in White, but the rest of those bands are garbage
@Perdoct6 жыл бұрын
@@coyan9948 your garbage don't ever insult ptv.
@herbivore71088 жыл бұрын
"Progressive vegetarian grindcore" bahah I died, I know so many people in these types of bands.
@markbautista66607 жыл бұрын
there needs to be a blooper reel for your videos
@fo-r-ry17415 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, always manage to make me laugh, that Jared :)))
@novacide39018 жыл бұрын
1:00 There's so much BEAUTIFUL POR-i mean-Poetry!
@spiderlane9 жыл бұрын
Girls loved band guys in the 70s. Now, you have to be a guy who looks like he's in a band, but isn't. You know, like the guys from BOTDF.
@coyan99486 жыл бұрын
Spider Lane I just want a guy that's basically Phil Anselmo from the 80s-90s.....besides the hard drugs😂
@reinieden23799 жыл бұрын
I love his hoodie
@angryangel11009 жыл бұрын
You forgot the classy "I was in my school marching band."