Watch bloopers & uncut scenes here - • Things Not To Say On A... A comprehensive analysis of some of the worst things you could say on a shidduch date Part I of the Lev Aryeh Purim shpiel 2013 www.levaryeh.com
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@batiasegal31173 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been learning Mesechet Gittin, so if it doesn’t work out, I know the halachot” this was hilarious
@AJ-rd4ng11 ай бұрын
Halachoiiiiis
@Uncle-Smart-Alec3 жыл бұрын
"Nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date"- greatest line of all time!
@mamboz111 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest clips around, but you really need to know the Jewish orthodox world to appreciate the humor.
@chaimshmuelchavkin55502 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@Office-ru3md Жыл бұрын
True
@dr.hollynobil15725 жыл бұрын
Lol “i know this traif Item known as the denim skirt” im in tears! 😂😂😂😂
@mindyschaper11 жыл бұрын
HYSTERICAL. My husband and I were laughing till we cried at the "I have a minhag to be misboded every half hour." Great job- keep producing quality and clean entertainment!
@DarkGloComics2 жыл бұрын
"The more ice you put in, you don't get so much soda!" 💀💀💀💀 I remember my kids asking why I always order mine with light ice..."Ice is a scam! It's already cooled in the machine and they charge you $1.50 then give you half soda!"
@JoshuaFinancialPL7 жыл бұрын
my wife dated 16 years, never went 3 dates before we met. 8 dates in 5 weeks, we celebrate 12th in november and have 4 children. she cant eatch this video its so accurate. u guys are brilliant comedians!
@852AKong7 жыл бұрын
1:42 "if i dont look directly into your eyes it's not because I'm very frum it's because I'm nervous" and 3:05 "I'm in my room studying my shulchan aruch and you're in the kitchen with your shulchan aruch" LOLLLL those really got me
@elliec90973 жыл бұрын
This was great! Would love to see a Covid19 version of this. Fresh material, same guys.
@dartheater73482 жыл бұрын
What's covid 19
@AGENTXLR-l8h2 жыл бұрын
i think id would be good
@carolinestbmw56897 жыл бұрын
Haha love this vid. These guys are so funny!! "The reward system in our house isn't going to be with vacations, iPods, gifts.. a chocolate chip!" 😂😂 6:04 was hysterical😂😂😂
@AthenaOfArgos11 жыл бұрын
This just doesn't get old!
@Myipadrox10 жыл бұрын
every time i watch this i feel like im on a date in a lounge all over again LOLL this was great :)
@marthajulian18 жыл бұрын
I'm not Jewish :( but I understood most of it. I break out in laughter at random moments still. Hysterical!
@hrocket94483 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you really get the real funny jokes
@Proud_Troll9 ай бұрын
Are you at all familiar with Jewish culture?
@kawivloger10 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is the joke at 2:10 and also - "You mind if I smoke? Oh you do? Ok no problem, I wont blow near you" Oh and the part - "You and I know that this this is not imaiseh. So, eeeh, tell me.... you have any younger sisters? lololol
@sarahmascara83418 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha "there's nothing like a cigarette on a bad date!"
@racer9358 жыл бұрын
2:00 even the cameraman is trying not to laugh
@bostonpatriot6138 жыл бұрын
It's a SATIRE>
@vaniamelamed52858 жыл бұрын
All of you are exceptional talents. Your humor is beyond your years, your delivery is cunning. It's almost uncomfortable to watch because your humor is so wise and astute it's slightly depressing you observed this much from how we date. :/
@liveandletlive28944 жыл бұрын
They're regular yeshiva guys and now happily married
@chodeshadar1811 жыл бұрын
You guys are actually pretty good actors! Hysterical!
@8wtvr810 жыл бұрын
glasses dude is the best-he's outrageous-and so deadpan
@bostonpatriot6138 жыл бұрын
He's a riot!
@bluej79224 жыл бұрын
He's giving me flashbacks from my old boss who was such a shmuck 🤦♀️
@YoutubeProductReview3 жыл бұрын
Totally
@grasmereguy5116 Жыл бұрын
There were two glasses dudes, but I think you meant the disciplinarian.
@naomiburn63599 жыл бұрын
My laughing muscles hurt
@LevAryehJerusalem11 жыл бұрын
Thinking about posting the bloopers...
@ibnyahud10 жыл бұрын
"...what's your name takeh?..." ROFL
@bostonpatriot6138 жыл бұрын
Oh, for Heaven's sakes. Too many serious comments. This is a SATIRE - based on the dumb, dumb, things said on such dates by young, or young-ish guys who don't know what they're doing. Sheesh. Give it a rest. It's simply too laugh.
@aviezerscop4015 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Finally, someone logical.
@rosepearl70923 жыл бұрын
"If this doesn't work out I know the halachos" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "You're mamash like a mussar sefer" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@414rl11 жыл бұрын
hahahahahha this is hilarious.....there's nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date....i laughed so hard
@Redbishop61311 жыл бұрын
I had to hit pause a few times to stop laughing! This is so hilarious!
@jnankin5 жыл бұрын
0:24 the tzitzis straggler string has me dying.
@Nethanel77310 жыл бұрын
The second guy, I can see George Costanza saying all that. :P
@devorahfriedlander91395 жыл бұрын
"How many diets did you try?" Haha...Next!
@restlichtman11 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! This red headed guy is a genius!
@hotgirljen9911 жыл бұрын
I think it's 3:49. "We have what to talk about". Perfect! Please post more videos!
@shragydog11 жыл бұрын
AWESOME !!!! I was waiting for this ... !
@MarcusCole4559 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing!
@craftyforever1019 жыл бұрын
This was so funny I was cracking up the whole time
@DKK972010 жыл бұрын
haha 5:39 I was cracking up! this video is hilarious-good job!
@kTbCClan3 жыл бұрын
This is THE funniest videos iv’e seen in years😂
@ellaviolettta7 жыл бұрын
I'm writing a script for a film about a sidduch and this was amazing inspo for me haha thank you!!
@monseyfaigy911 жыл бұрын
i love this!! "i'm going to have to check your yichus if you don't like chulent" hahaha
@YogaBaGaba73211 жыл бұрын
OMG! That is awesome!!! Make another one!!!
@myForumDaily11 жыл бұрын
here comes Mrs.Kugelmacher!!! lmao rofl
@irishbuffy40011 жыл бұрын
whats black and white and red all over? a yeshiva bochur on his first date
@topsalespro10 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what to say and what NOT to say on a Shidduch date, If/when the prospective Kallah, as any true Baas Yisroel is compelled to request of her true real life Zivik."What is your favorite Meh'Sech'Tah"?? Her suitor under any circumstances should never respond with,say, Gitten, Yeh'Vom'Oys,or Chas Veh'Sholom,Makos,but to offer Kehdushin, KehSooBoyss, and certainly best of all, ShehK'Kulim!
@aviezerscop4015 жыл бұрын
I personally like Kiddushin and Shabbos.
@NoahMishkin11 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@EliGoldsmith11 жыл бұрын
you got talent, love to host you on the midnightrabbid inspired blog and for shabbos, going to post this on my shidduch blog on the midnightrabbi spiritual guide :D
@wolfieinthedance8 жыл бұрын
"You don't like drugs??"
@swdsification6 жыл бұрын
Ari Bari got a feeling your gonna be left hanging😂
@TheJediKenneth9 жыл бұрын
I think I may have been over on some of these.
@afish11008 жыл бұрын
This kid has so much talent
@avetherav11 жыл бұрын
this video made me laugh and cry at the same time!
@RichardGMoss11 жыл бұрын
Most non English expressions in this video are Hebrew and are used because they express concepts more succinctly than any translation.
@shmuelfreund79909 ай бұрын
this is amazing!!!!!
@aaronrabin99416 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@shmayapeskin9083 Жыл бұрын
That guy really won't let the cholent thing go
@bostonpatriot61311 жыл бұрын
The actors are wonderful!
@joshuaengel71195 жыл бұрын
Lo never gets old
@cristalik11 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
@ihspan68923 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@phatcat37057 жыл бұрын
What the heck did I just watch?! (It's a good thing). 😄 If this video is based on some fact, that's kind of a terrifying([ly] hilarious!) thought. If these were my shidduchim, they'd probably mistake my reaction as an approval because I'd be laughing way too hard the entire time. 😆
@JoshuaFinancialPL11 жыл бұрын
when do u get to the part about what not to say?
@lorenzorox21911 жыл бұрын
absolutelyy hilariousss!!
@alexlax921011 жыл бұрын
Great job to all, but loved the chocolate chip line. Genius!
@Yaalah10 жыл бұрын
Starts off painful, gets pretty watchable and funny.
@ghsvhz80106 жыл бұрын
I fell of my chair when he said you like basketball lol
@4862cjc Жыл бұрын
“There is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date!”
@08_crown_vic8 жыл бұрын
make a full hd video
@myForumDaily10 жыл бұрын
this video is hilarious and even more relevant now, with the famous agunah case in Lakewood.
@SariteDavis8 жыл бұрын
a chocolate chip!!! XD
@grasmereguy5116 Жыл бұрын
I watched this a while ago but I just caught the detail that his belt buckle was open and his tzitzit were sticking out of his zipper.
@NegiSenseiYT10 жыл бұрын
I feel the pain radiating off the screen.
@ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Dreizich is legit the funniest guy around! A professional comedian!
@shmoiterfuna2 жыл бұрын
Real talent 👏
@lubaman4518 жыл бұрын
How much do you weigh ?!!! I'm dead
@glitterrgirrl5 жыл бұрын
@levaryeh can I have permission to post this video on our Instagram page? We love it!
@LevAryehJerusalem5 жыл бұрын
Sure, go ahead
@andybee976411 жыл бұрын
DAMN funny! Love it!! (Avrumi -- is that you? You're great. Spare the rod, spoil the child.) Love the nervous energy guy - from the tzitz hanging out of his fly to his hisbodedus. You know -- "Ladies". Mammish brilliant.
@HauntersRage11 жыл бұрын
@Lev Aryeh - upload them, the bloopers that is
@jdjehesj11 жыл бұрын
Good stuff "there is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date "
@LevAryehJerusalem11 жыл бұрын
@HauntersRage Should have them up tomorrow. Check back.
@breindyauerbach704611 жыл бұрын
brilliant.
@amkrajc11 жыл бұрын
Have to say this one brought tears to me eyes... Funny stuff.
@moshespira11 жыл бұрын
is the first one the one who sings in the aviera song?
@guyw993 жыл бұрын
Part 2?
@user-ok1dq1gu8q10 ай бұрын
THIS HAS ME ROLLINGG
@aquariusfriar11 жыл бұрын
Lol, I always ask for my drinks with no ice. Is that a thing?
@mselbit11 жыл бұрын
Hysterical.
@samueldeutsch91806 жыл бұрын
Lol So one day a yunge mon comes home and he sees his wife on the floor dead! With eech vace nisht vus.. A knife stuck in her head! Acchh ladies (Laughs)Atleast she won't be spending all my money on my credit cards cuz u know ladies spend a lot of money😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LevAryehJerusalem11 жыл бұрын
They were posted on our channel. Go check them out!
@ShaareiZoharDaas10 жыл бұрын
On target interview people about their worst ones and reenact them ....
@barryhorowitz95035 ай бұрын
Still The best of all Yeshivish parodies! Cry laughing each time! "Here comes MRS. KugelMacher!!" "Ladies"
@deepmind567011 жыл бұрын
look up the definition of 'passive-aggressive' if you're planning to use the term again
@hadasah63093 жыл бұрын
Okay now I’m even more scared
@lorenzorox21911 жыл бұрын
absolutely hilariousss
@akivapoppers229610 жыл бұрын
6:00 is so funny :)
@TeachESL11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons why boys and girls should not be separated so much from each other!
@aviezerscop4015 жыл бұрын
Nope, some boys are just incredibly bad at talking tachlis.
@LevAryehJerusalem11 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@stevenkatz842211 жыл бұрын
so accurate its scary
@thezionite11 ай бұрын
00:21 tsadik came in with tzi zis in his zip. priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MsIsraeligirl11 жыл бұрын
lol! you guys are pretty funny upload more!
@danielbehappy181 Жыл бұрын
The red head guy is great! 😂
@shmayapeskin9083 Жыл бұрын
A guy comes home, and sees his wife on the floor, with a knife in her head, you know, ladies.