Things Not To Say On A Shidduch Date

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Lev Aryeh

Lev Aryeh

11 жыл бұрын

Watch bloopers & uncut scenes here - • Things Not To Say On A...
A comprehensive analysis of some of the worst things you could say on a shidduch date
Part I of the Lev Aryeh Purim shpiel 2013
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@batiasegal3117
@batiasegal3117 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been learning Mesechet Gittin, so if it doesn’t work out, I know the halachot” this was hilarious
@AJ-rd4ng
@AJ-rd4ng 11 ай бұрын
Halachoiiiiis
@Uncle-Smart-Alec
@Uncle-Smart-Alec 3 жыл бұрын
"Nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date"- greatest line of all time!
@mamboz1
@mamboz1 11 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest clips around, but you really need to know the Jewish orthodox world to appreciate the humor.
@chaimshmuelchavkin5550
@chaimshmuelchavkin5550 2 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@Office-ru3md
@Office-ru3md Жыл бұрын
True
@dr.hollynobil1572
@dr.hollynobil1572 5 жыл бұрын
Lol “i know this traif Item known as the denim skirt” im in tears! 😂😂😂😂
@mindyschaper
@mindyschaper 11 жыл бұрын
HYSTERICAL. My husband and I were laughing till we cried at the "I have a minhag to be misboded every half hour." Great job- keep producing quality and clean entertainment!
@DarkGloComics
@DarkGloComics 2 жыл бұрын
"The more ice you put in, you don't get so much soda!" 💀💀💀💀 I remember my kids asking why I always order mine with light ice..."Ice is a scam! It's already cooled in the machine and they charge you $1.50 then give you half soda!"
@JoshuaFinancialPL
@JoshuaFinancialPL 7 жыл бұрын
my wife dated 16 years, never went 3 dates before we met. 8 dates in 5 weeks, we celebrate 12th in november and have 4 children. she cant eatch this video its so accurate. u guys are brilliant comedians!
@852AKong
@852AKong 7 жыл бұрын
1:42 "if i dont look directly into your eyes it's not because I'm very frum it's because I'm nervous" and 3:05 "I'm in my room studying my shulchan aruch and you're in the kitchen with your shulchan aruch" LOLLLL those really got me
@elliec9097
@elliec9097 3 жыл бұрын
This was great! Would love to see a Covid19 version of this. Fresh material, same guys.
@dartheater7348
@dartheater7348 2 жыл бұрын
What's covid 19
@AGENTXLR-l8h
@AGENTXLR-l8h 2 жыл бұрын
i think id would be good
@carolinestbmw5689
@carolinestbmw5689 7 жыл бұрын
Haha love this vid. These guys are so funny!! "The reward system in our house isn't going to be with vacations, iPods, gifts.. a chocolate chip!" 😂😂 6:04 was hysterical😂😂😂
@AthenaOfArgos
@AthenaOfArgos 11 жыл бұрын
This just doesn't get old!
@Myipadrox
@Myipadrox 10 жыл бұрын
every time i watch this i feel like im on a date in a lounge all over again LOLL this was great :)
@marthajulian1
@marthajulian1 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not Jewish :( but I understood most of it. I break out in laughter at random moments still. Hysterical!
@hrocket9448
@hrocket9448 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you really get the real funny jokes
@Proud_Troll
@Proud_Troll 9 ай бұрын
Are you at all familiar with Jewish culture?
@kawivloger
@kawivloger 10 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is the joke at 2:10 and also - "You mind if I smoke? Oh you do? Ok no problem, I wont blow near you" Oh and the part - "You and I know that this this is not imaiseh. So, eeeh, tell me.... you have any younger sisters? lololol
@sarahmascara8341
@sarahmascara8341 8 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha "there's nothing like a cigarette on a bad date!"
@racer935
@racer935 8 жыл бұрын
2:00 even the cameraman is trying not to laugh
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 8 жыл бұрын
It's a SATIRE>
@vaniamelamed5285
@vaniamelamed5285 8 жыл бұрын
All of you are exceptional talents. Your humor is beyond your years, your delivery is cunning. It's almost uncomfortable to watch because your humor is so wise and astute it's slightly depressing you observed this much from how we date. :/
@liveandletlive2894
@liveandletlive2894 4 жыл бұрын
They're regular yeshiva guys and now happily married
@chodeshadar18
@chodeshadar18 11 жыл бұрын
You guys are actually pretty good actors! Hysterical!
@8wtvr8
@8wtvr8 10 жыл бұрын
glasses dude is the best-he's outrageous-and so deadpan
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 8 жыл бұрын
He's a riot!
@bluej7922
@bluej7922 4 жыл бұрын
He's giving me flashbacks from my old boss who was such a shmuck 🤦‍♀️
@YoutubeProductReview
@YoutubeProductReview 3 жыл бұрын
Totally
@grasmereguy5116
@grasmereguy5116 Жыл бұрын
There were two glasses dudes, but I think you meant the disciplinarian.
@naomiburn6359
@naomiburn6359 9 жыл бұрын
My laughing muscles hurt
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 11 жыл бұрын
Thinking about posting the bloopers...
@ibnyahud
@ibnyahud 10 жыл бұрын
"...what's your name takeh?..." ROFL
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, for Heaven's sakes. Too many serious comments. This is a SATIRE - based on the dumb, dumb, things said on such dates by young, or young-ish guys who don't know what they're doing. Sheesh. Give it a rest. It's simply too laugh.
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Finally, someone logical.
@rosepearl7092
@rosepearl7092 3 жыл бұрын
"If this doesn't work out I know the halachos" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "You're mamash like a mussar sefer" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@414rl
@414rl 11 жыл бұрын
hahahahahha this is hilarious.....there's nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date....i laughed so hard
@Redbishop613
@Redbishop613 11 жыл бұрын
I had to hit pause a few times to stop laughing! This is so hilarious!
@jnankin
@jnankin 5 жыл бұрын
0:24 the tzitzis straggler string has me dying.
@Nethanel773
@Nethanel773 10 жыл бұрын
The second guy, I can see George Costanza saying all that. :P
@devorahfriedlander9139
@devorahfriedlander9139 5 жыл бұрын
"How many diets did you try?" Haha...Next!
@restlichtman
@restlichtman 11 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! This red headed guy is a genius!
@hotgirljen99
@hotgirljen99 11 жыл бұрын
I think it's 3:49. "We have what to talk about". Perfect! Please post more videos!
@shragydog
@shragydog 11 жыл бұрын
AWESOME !!!! I was waiting for this ... !
@MarcusCole455
@MarcusCole455 9 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing!
@craftyforever101
@craftyforever101 9 жыл бұрын
This was so funny I was cracking up the whole time
@DKK9720
@DKK9720 10 жыл бұрын
haha 5:39 I was cracking up! this video is hilarious-good job!
@kTbCClan
@kTbCClan 3 жыл бұрын
This is THE funniest videos iv’e seen in years😂
@ellaviolettta
@ellaviolettta 7 жыл бұрын
I'm writing a script for a film about a sidduch and this was amazing inspo for me haha thank you!!
@monseyfaigy9
@monseyfaigy9 11 жыл бұрын
i love this!! "i'm going to have to check your yichus if you don't like chulent" hahaha
@YogaBaGaba732
@YogaBaGaba732 11 жыл бұрын
OMG! That is awesome!!! Make another one!!!
@myForumDaily
@myForumDaily 11 жыл бұрын
here comes Mrs.Kugelmacher!!! lmao rofl
@irishbuffy400
@irishbuffy400 11 жыл бұрын
whats black and white and red all over? a yeshiva bochur on his first date
@topsalespro
@topsalespro 10 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what to say and what NOT to say on a Shidduch date, If/when the prospective Kallah, as any true Baas Yisroel is compelled to request of her true real life Zivik."What is your favorite Meh'Sech'Tah"?? Her suitor under any circumstances should never respond with,say, Gitten, Yeh'Vom'Oys,or Chas Veh'Sholom,Makos,but to offer Kehdushin, KehSooBoyss, and certainly best of all, ShehK'Kulim!
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 жыл бұрын
I personally like Kiddushin and Shabbos.
@NoahMishkin
@NoahMishkin 11 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@EliGoldsmith
@EliGoldsmith 11 жыл бұрын
you got talent, love to host you on the midnightrabbid inspired blog and for shabbos, going to post this on my shidduch blog on the midnightrabbi spiritual guide :D
@wolfieinthedance
@wolfieinthedance 8 жыл бұрын
"You don't like drugs??"
@swdsification
@swdsification 6 жыл бұрын
Ari Bari got a feeling your gonna be left hanging😂
@TheJediKenneth
@TheJediKenneth 9 жыл бұрын
I think I may have been over on some of these.
@afish1100
@afish1100 8 жыл бұрын
This kid has so much talent
@avetherav
@avetherav 11 жыл бұрын
this video made me laugh and cry at the same time!
@RichardGMoss
@RichardGMoss 11 жыл бұрын
Most non English expressions in this video are Hebrew and are used because they express concepts more succinctly than any translation.
@shmuelfreund7990
@shmuelfreund7990 9 ай бұрын
this is amazing!!!!!
@aaronrabin9941
@aaronrabin9941 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@shmayapeskin9083
@shmayapeskin9083 Жыл бұрын
That guy really won't let the cholent thing go
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 11 жыл бұрын
The actors are wonderful!
@joshuaengel7119
@joshuaengel7119 5 жыл бұрын
Lo never gets old
@cristalik
@cristalik 11 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
@ihspan6892
@ihspan6892 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@phatcat3705
@phatcat3705 7 жыл бұрын
What the heck did I just watch?! (It's a good thing). 😄 If this video is based on some fact, that's kind of a terrifying([ly] hilarious!) thought. If these were my shidduchim, they'd probably mistake my reaction as an approval because I'd be laughing way too hard the entire time. 😆
@JoshuaFinancialPL
@JoshuaFinancialPL 11 жыл бұрын
when do u get to the part about what not to say?
@lorenzorox219
@lorenzorox219 11 жыл бұрын
absolutelyy hilariousss!!
@alexlax9210
@alexlax9210 11 жыл бұрын
Great job to all, but loved the chocolate chip line. Genius!
@Yaalah
@Yaalah 10 жыл бұрын
Starts off painful, gets pretty watchable and funny.
@ghsvhz8010
@ghsvhz8010 6 жыл бұрын
I fell of my chair when he said you like basketball lol
@4862cjc
@4862cjc Жыл бұрын
“There is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date!”
@08_crown_vic
@08_crown_vic 8 жыл бұрын
make a full hd video
@myForumDaily
@myForumDaily 10 жыл бұрын
this video is hilarious and even more relevant now, with the famous agunah case in Lakewood.
@SariteDavis
@SariteDavis 8 жыл бұрын
a chocolate chip!!! XD
@grasmereguy5116
@grasmereguy5116 Жыл бұрын
I watched this a while ago but I just caught the detail that his belt buckle was open and his tzitzit were sticking out of his zipper.
@NegiSenseiYT
@NegiSenseiYT 10 жыл бұрын
I feel the pain radiating off the screen.
@ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic
@ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic 5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Dreizich is legit the funniest guy around! A professional comedian!
@shmoiterfuna
@shmoiterfuna 2 жыл бұрын
Real talent 👏
@lubaman451
@lubaman451 8 жыл бұрын
How much do you weigh ?!!! I'm dead
@glitterrgirrl
@glitterrgirrl 5 жыл бұрын
@levaryeh can I have permission to post this video on our Instagram page? We love it!
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 5 жыл бұрын
Sure, go ahead
@andybee9764
@andybee9764 11 жыл бұрын
DAMN funny! Love it!! (Avrumi -- is that you? You're great. Spare the rod, spoil the child.) Love the nervous energy guy - from the tzitz hanging out of his fly to his hisbodedus. You know -- "Ladies". Mammish brilliant.
@HauntersRage
@HauntersRage 11 жыл бұрын
@Lev Aryeh - upload them, the bloopers that is
@jdjehesj
@jdjehesj 11 жыл бұрын
Good stuff "there is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date "
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 11 жыл бұрын
@HauntersRage Should have them up tomorrow. Check back.
@breindyauerbach7046
@breindyauerbach7046 11 жыл бұрын
brilliant.
@amkrajc
@amkrajc 11 жыл бұрын
Have to say this one brought tears to me eyes... Funny stuff.
@moshespira
@moshespira 11 жыл бұрын
is the first one the one who sings in the aviera song?
@guyw99
@guyw99 3 жыл бұрын
Part 2?
@user-ok1dq1gu8q
@user-ok1dq1gu8q 10 ай бұрын
THIS HAS ME ROLLINGG
@aquariusfriar
@aquariusfriar 11 жыл бұрын
Lol, I always ask for my drinks with no ice. Is that a thing?
@mselbit
@mselbit 11 жыл бұрын
Hysterical.
@samueldeutsch9180
@samueldeutsch9180 6 жыл бұрын
Lol So one day a yunge mon comes home and he sees his wife on the floor dead! With eech vace nisht vus.. A knife stuck in her head! Acchh ladies (Laughs)Atleast she won't be spending all my money on my credit cards cuz u know ladies spend a lot of money😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 11 жыл бұрын
They were posted on our channel. Go check them out!
@ShaareiZoharDaas
@ShaareiZoharDaas 10 жыл бұрын
On target interview people about their worst ones and reenact them ....
@barryhorowitz9503
@barryhorowitz9503 5 ай бұрын
Still The best of all Yeshivish parodies! Cry laughing each time! "Here comes MRS. KugelMacher!!" "Ladies"
@deepmind5670
@deepmind5670 11 жыл бұрын
look up the definition of 'passive-aggressive' if you're planning to use the term again
@hadasah6309
@hadasah6309 3 жыл бұрын
Okay now I’m even more scared
@lorenzorox219
@lorenzorox219 11 жыл бұрын
absolutely hilariousss
@akivapoppers2296
@akivapoppers2296 10 жыл бұрын
6:00 is so funny :)
@TeachESL
@TeachESL 11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons why boys and girls should not be separated so much from each other!
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, some boys are just incredibly bad at talking tachlis.
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 11 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@stevenkatz8422
@stevenkatz8422 11 жыл бұрын
so accurate its scary
@thezionite
@thezionite 11 ай бұрын
00:21 tsadik came in with tzi zis in his zip. priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MsIsraeligirl
@MsIsraeligirl 11 жыл бұрын
lol! you guys are pretty funny upload more!
@danielbehappy181
@danielbehappy181 Жыл бұрын
The red head guy is great! 😂
@shmayapeskin9083
@shmayapeskin9083 Жыл бұрын
A guy comes home, and sees his wife on the floor, with a knife in her head, you know, ladies.
@myForumDaily
@myForumDaily 10 жыл бұрын
what's your name taka lol
@arthur131313
@arthur131313 8 жыл бұрын
how not to turn a shidduch into a shitduch
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