conclusion: We all know its a shitgame but yet we are attracted to it.

Phrases only osu players use: 1. Whats a woman 2. Stop hitting me

"you could try being a woman" LMAO

The xootynator joke got me more than I'd like to admit

“Or whoever that cookie guy is” 😂

for quitting osu i expected you to download hacks to get yourself banned

everything was accurate until the irl friends bit, we don't have those.

Thumbnail: 727 Video: 4:20 *N O I C E*

"you're in a coma for 3 years" wait, holy that escalated quickly

You can get past the “see you next time” by just force shutting down your PC

my alarm is actually set for 7:27 in the morning im such a chad

My addiction to osu has been so bad that I unexpectedly start clicking at random times on surfaces

Im a circle clicker and I find this accurate. Painfully Accurate.

bruv i hate when friends are like: "broo ur so bad" and when they try "i wasnt ready bro"

3:40 Gabe: It's where you click Z and X *Proceeds to show guy clicking A and S*

uwu! "Welcome to uwu" "See youwu next time"

0:19 *I felt that :(*

Lol

please make more of this thing, really like it

That " see you next time" how could I have been such a fool thats why I can never fully quit osu I never forgive peppy for this AAAAAA

waiting for Kariyu top comment

I expected a part where he hears the mistake sound effects and gets ptsd flashbacks

"Whoever that cookie guy is" *reloads gun*

"Damn, my fingers are slow today. I suck at streaming" "You could try being a woman" "No not that streaming I meant osu streaming" "...you could try being a woman"

its not funny but im smiling, never delete this video.

"talking to irl friends" Heh, we don't do that here.

I can't even count how many times I've considered quitting after a frustrating session of circle clicking then play the next day and getting that slight.. slight grain of improvement is like crack.

This got recommend to me on 7/27. I think the osu gods are telling me something.

WHY DID SHIT GET SO DEEP MID VID FOR A SECOND LMAO

3:12 I need answers

I just almost fcing 5 star and i missed the last circle, i mean i'm ok if i miss the first circle but the last circle was really painful

1:07 If you want to break the curse.. Open task manager, force kill osu. Or, hit the power button of your laptop/computer long enough until it got forced shutdown.. Or.. extreme level: throw your pc into a bathtub filled with water or the river..

the worst part about having irl friends look at you play osu is to explain it to them most of the time. Even your parents. This is why I keep this addiction a secret.

Fuck I'm fast I gotta say something funny before Kariyu is here uhm... UHMMMM 727

I get the feeling I’m dodging a bullet by never playing Osu.

Its a clicking circle game Its a simple game But somehow its addicting

2:47 is kinda sus over here....

It's scary how many of these are tremendously relatable to me, this is not even a joke yet so funny lmao

7:27 gives me 5h ww3 flashbacks

We need a part 2, this video is amazing. Good work.

Osu is like an abusive ex-girlfriend, you love her but everytime you go back it just hurts.

That Osu! Addiction is so true back when i didnt know osu i was having fun playing other games now that im playing it feels like other games are boring noe

This is unexpectedly actually funny, thank you.

Cool vid and all but the clock in the thumbnail, I have the exact same one in my bedroom LOL

Well then I must have some of the most supportive friends on the planet. They see me playing high 3-low4 stars and call me absolutely cracked. But Im happy with where I am at because I have fun :)

Even if you close it with alt+f4 it some how knows what your doing and says “cya next time” anyways.

the addiction one is so relatable, they even got the games right.

2:34 beatsaber players: if this were a game of chess, I'd say it was checkmate.

I would say something along the lines of osu! players: *talking about PP in a completely innocent way* everyone else: u wot but let's be honest even osu! players can't talk about pp without making a super easy joke at least once

0:40 HE HAD WARNED US

one of my favorite videos on the internet now

I swear, that 4:20 vid time was a reference to Miraie back in his day

You CAN quit osu: just turn off the welcome and goodbye voice in the settings when u open the game first time

I remember 2 years ago when I said I’ll stop but ever since 2020 started I’ve been grinding pp that see u next time next Lies 😭

Great video. I'm glad more good osu content is being made! (I love the music video that 2:25 is from)

Ouch, I felt everything and I don't play OSU but other rythme games

My keyboard key died between a level so I murdered the whole keyboard.

4:12 OSU!IRAQ

they call each other garbage but they are going better than i could ever

Ah, I know where this all started. There was this road that leads to tunnel 69 to road 420 to get into castle 727. Osu players declared war. But failed.. now, they're having PTSD flashbacks..

0:50 Bruh, I didn't even realize cookiezi quit. I guess haven't played in like 3 years but like... that's news to me

I usually see hitcircles when i close my eyes.

the only reason i stop playing osu for some period of times is my depression, but i still get up for it lol

3:28 OMG 😂😂😂

**laughs as an ex osu addict getting back into the osu fandom but not playing it still after years**

This might just be my new favourite osu! video

nice reference with video length

I actually tried to quit osu but it keeps coming back

dude i just realised after watching this like 5 times the length of this goddamn video 4:20

I've watched this like 3-5 time since it keeps coming back to my recommendation feed lmao with is with KZfaq

same here but im addicted to Friday night funkin- and each time i wanna speak normally I'd say beep bop instead of ok sure and each time my friends judges me from getting wayyyyyy too addicted i stair at them like i want them dead and when i did stop playing for a while i keep hearing the songs in my head like the game wants me to play again- the track 'senpai' is playing in my head rn- and it wont stop- :')

bro- I heard "I'm not even real" and I was like "holy shit not minecraft again"

never before have I been offended with something I 100% agre- what am I saying, i've been offended for months

1 year later and it's still relevant

Don’t forget your here forever plays every time I close osu lmaoooo

1:15 there is actually a way to close osu without hearing "see you next time"

3:46 basically me these days

the quitting Osu! part is the most relatable thing ever.

the title is very true as i have no fucking idea what osu is and i am even more confused now. i did not understand any of this. good job 👍

WHENEVER I LOOK AT THE TIMW RANDOMLY ITS 7:27

He changed the clock in the picture :( I have the exact same clock and I was gonna take a picture of both clocks saying 7:27 lmao

Fr after playing osu the hit click sound never left brain

That streaming to 1 viewer has torn my heart

The only we know about the video 4:20

4:20 video, uploaded at 7.69k subscribes on jan 29, 2021 If you add the the numbers of the duration up (4+2) you'd get 6, then if you keep the first number, and subtract the last 2 from the subscriber count (9-6) you would get 3, now take the first equation done (4+2=6) and drag the 7 from the subscriber count we didn't use in the equation yet and subtract the 7 and 6, you'd get 1, now how many recurring numbers are there? 1, now if you take that 1 and add it to the 1 from 7-6=1 you'd have 2 and if you take the the 9 in Jan and subtract it from the first number in the date (2) you would get 7 727

every time someone mentions osu I have to play it, I call that the osu curse

keep it up this video was so good

0:20 skin link pls ;_;

get your "before the _before Kariyu gang_ " ticket, so you are before people before kariyu

This video was amazing and the xootynator joke 😭😂

You know just for this ill hit that sub button

why is that real (for quitting osu!...)

I mean technically becoming a woman would help with the finger movements

i love the part where it was like "i was making food and it turned into a hitcircle"

“That cookie guy” oof that hits pretty hard

"Maybe if u stopped playing osu! you'd have some bitches right now" I got that reference

3:14 Man, the xootynator joke got me xD

Is it just me like I just close my eyes while I’m doing something totally off topic then ALL OF A SUDDEN OSU GAMEPLAY FADES JNTO MY MINDCJE

My usual discord I screenshare osu on is a bunch of supportive bros being bros. I remember passing my first 4 star and the hype was out of the roof. Half of them don’t even play osu.

Anytime I play another game I die once and all my motivation to play disappears and I can’t stop thinking about osu. I have a problem I don’t know how to fix it.