I like it honestly

its hilarious tho hahaha you can try using other sounds tho if you think the mic squeaks are too much

I'm cackling with laughter, i liked it.

Whever it stops being funny it loops back around to being funny again

I mean, it's almost classic :D You could at most use some other ones for variety, but I don't think it's "necessary" to do so^^

its a very vocal minor group its funny cause when you actualy look at good week 1 HC groups, logs are nothing more than a proof of concept. its why we all trial people for weeks and prepare a team a mounth or two in advance when we need new people

Amen, he should have said that shit with a bullhorn

@@user-us2bd9du6zAnd then people think week 1 prog strategies are the best ever and should be used to the end of time

PREECH!!!

The log absolutely reflects that, you just need to read it lol

Of course it reflects that, people just look at funny number most of time though

Thanks for this. I also have a gray parse on TOP and DSR because I have to hold for KT cause we are killing it to quickly and the people are complaining how we are killing too fast but no one else is holding. I really hope this FFlogs-first mentality dies away. I would like to find week 1 prog groups next expansion, but I'm anxious because of these grey parses in TOP and DSR.

@@nazrynn3550 Yea you're right. However, the higher quality the static, the more depths they look into the logs and know what to look for. I am honestly the same mentality as that DNC. I will gladly hold my dps to delay kill time for others to hit for their gauge. Sandbagging is almost necessary to get any good parses in ultimates, and is also why it's very easy to get a great parse as soon as the party is willing to sandbag for your parse because the competition is lower. This also includes never holding for others because it's the same exact thing when you screw other people's parses over for your own.

@@nazrynn3550 ye not wrong xD Big number make brain happy, its just how humans are

If he is Joker then he is Jared Leto at best

Amen to that, that was the raid tier of all time. 🤠

think u meant to write p8s, but ye, he was the same in anabaseios

@@cb022Ye I did. Writing that I was in a bit of a haze lol. What with being reminded of those times and finding him being called out like this so hilarious

Kinda know this from WoW where the parsing culture is even more prevalent. It's insane how delusional some players are, you can't pick up chicks with your rank 1 parse, you can't earn any money with it, it's worth nothing irl and even ingame you have to realize even with 2 brain cells remaining it's always cheese and luck based to a good degree. It's something very stupid you just do for fun and stay motivated during farm, both games would be better off if everyone would treat parsing as such.

My question is why was he tolerated?

didnt even realise it was censoring xd ... since when is this happeneing lmao, i thought thats just his mic arm nooooo, my life has been a lie

My favorite one is "He's an insecure little *SQUEAK*"

I unironically knew a guy exactly like this, but his ego would put this dude to shame. The moment you managed to overcome something this person wasn't able to, he'd get insanely angry and start demanding the person be kicked. It happened once and the whole FC (which I was a part of sadly but didn't know any of what I'm about to say) would actively go out of their way to stalk the person and try to get them kicked from other FCs while spreading false allegations of predatory behavior. The guy eventually came after me, which was his first fuck up because I immediately dismantled his ego and destroyed his will to live. I then proceeded to notify all FCs I had connections to about the FC he was in and left soon after, which ultimately led to that FC's downfall and everyone scattered. He's still around, tries to act friendly around me (likely out of fear) and I always tell him that if I learn about him harassing anymore friends of mine, I'll make him feel so terrible that his future generations will feel it. I should preface that I'm rarely hostile towards players. Only time I get aggressive is if someone's ego is getting out of hand so I bring them back down to Earth. Outside of that, I'm a chill (albeit very monotone) in game. Around close friends though, I crack jokes and act more lively

Few points to correct here since I was one of the people who was supposed to be in his other week 1 static for dsr but he got accepted elsewhere and he decided to just disband our group a few days before release. Everyone left had to scramble to find a new static since all of us wanted to clear fast but he just left us when he found a "better" group. Dude ended up clearing MONTH 2 and not week 2. I cleared way ahead of this guy and he got salty about it because I was one of the people he threw away for that group. And yes, he never recovered from it. Karma's a bitch Edit: Also no, Req was the sage in that group and the dnc main wasn't the reason they did not clear fast

ong, right? Sure, I could fit a few more gcds during Perfect Alexander and get a better parse, but I don't want to risk wiping the raid to dying to stillness/ghosting invuln on tb/misunderstanding what my clone does in fate cal (I gaslight myself into thinking I get something different).

​@@Jet_Ink I prog atm TEA as Tank but use range attack when i have to move the Boss in P1/P2 even if its not absolut neccesary its more comfy for me to keep the GCD rolling while also moving the Boss fast enough (most of the Time it is just one range attack but im sure there are some neckbeards that want to explain me how much damage i lost)

@@kohlicoide2258 oh yeah def save a few requiescat for uptime. Might not be great for parse but it's why I play PLD :P.

@@Jet_Ink Old Paladin was even better.. physical range for literally 8 GCDs :D

he was just gonna say nincompoop like a true eu bloke 💀

To be fair, I've mixed up NInja and Samurai quite a lot when I was learning the game. I've just always known Ninjas to use katanas

@@redgeoblaze3752Don’t be silly, we know what he meant especially if you are familiar with his degeneracy

@@redgeoblaze3752 TOP isn't "learning the game" kind of environment tho is it?

​@pointlessmike no but you still have to learn. It's a fight you haven't done yet at a harder difficulty so yea. That being said the most toxic interactions end up here too.

Eventually going back to fetus lmao

true about consistency over logging, for the rest ur just yappin. most if not all week 1 prog groups steal strats from the actual good prog team(s) that're ahead of them. doesn't take much effort/brainpower to do that.

@@gigascalie5557 stealing strats is easy, executing those strats without a sim, and being able to do it the first time you get there takes skill. you're the one yapping.

In video 3 you'll get to see how req acts in prog (hint; he whines, complains, flames others for his own mistakes, and more!)

@alie5557 gotta love comments like this when there's bunch of statics that disband after 3months despite having layed out strats from week1 xd. Clearing that stuff before sim was def not a cakewalk unless you'd have a giga consistent group that's not prone to burnout. Well and can nolife a video game lol

@@ember-evergarden all that just to say "no u." i accept ur concession.

Yep, clear attempt and the group wiped cause warrior didnt use invuln on WC1, he linked it afterwards in party chat and Req left the group shitting on the mit sheet on stream.

Imagine throwing out good work because it came from the "wrong" side of the pond lol. Actual smooth brain at work by people like that.

Agreed!

I mean thats a pretty common meme I doubt he was serious lmao

@@hb-mek i mean you're not wrong, but on a charity stream it seems a bit in bad taste imo.

That's a pretty common meme on Lpdu "MUG THE SPEAR. NOW"

@@hb-mek you can be the judge. The video of him telling me to kill myself is on another video from xeems

Even if its a meme. I dont really know the guy. He comes in to help a clearer and then says that. Like i dont know him or lpdu at all to even know its a joke. Pretty fucking stupid joke tbh

Make it 4

discord volume slider capped at 15% q:^)

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reminds me of my DSR prog with him too@@RoxyNakano

Ok lets not overexaggerate now the guy is clearly a much better player than a majority of tanks he has like 300 clears and plays the game alot but just seems like a bit of an edgy and whiny dude lmao its fine to shit on him for his attitude but he clearly isnt lacking in skill 💀💀💀

@@hb-mek tbh, I'd hope he's decent at the game for how much he lives on this single game lmao.

Yeah thats him

Every WoW refugee's stream basically.

nah that was Malachute if i remember correctly, also a raider but dif person

Every now and then me and my bf cohealer would have people accuse us of parsing over the clear and we always laughed because we planned out every skill and mit so we could consistently always do the same things regardless of party comp to allow us to prog/clear. And when you do that, you naturally optimize and parse higher anyway because you know exactly how many GCDs you have/dont have, etc. It was literally things like delaying spread lo for the 2nd half of a multi hit LP stack, so the group goes low but the spread lo covers the remaining damage while regens from oGCDs, etc heal everyone up as they come off cooldown. If HP felt like it was too low because of missed mits or something, I as the WHM always had flowers I could just use there to top us anyway. But we would have players mad about "yall just wanted to attack, no heals." But we cleared? Lol. Whats frustrating is yeah when you have healers that think like "oh the SCH will just spreadlo here i dont need to do anything" and then its PF, it doesnt happen, mits get missed, and congratulations, your GCD heal that SHOULD have been used there that didnt get used in favor of a glare caused you to wipe. Planning out your heals and mits is so important for savage and ultimate...sometimes during prog that means feeling out what skills to use when. Its always frustrating as a healer when you are used to using your ulti for a mechanic, and the other healer uses theirs, and t hen yall are screwed lol. Sometimes in prog takes a few pulls/times through a mechanic for healers to align stuff. Idk, I hate parsers so much. I think logs are incredibly valuable learning and growth tools but I tend to not pay much attention to them.

I’m glad my fc doesn’t care about parses. We’re not the best but we got our clears.

So unsurprisingly this rabbit hole is deeper than the inner core of the Earth and then some. How in the blazes has Req somehow avoided banning on multiple platforms, never mind 14 itself, is astounding especially with what has now been brought into the Light. Hopefully for everyone's sanity, that luck has finally ran out. And to think all this started over a number on a website looking smaller than it once did and regarding a video game at that... -_-

I'm not nearly good enough to do any of this. I'm told I have the right mentality for it, and could succeed with practice, etc. I 'retired' from raiding after getting a group all the way to Arthas in a single night, only be swapped out by an undergeared druid who made their Guild leader dump me so they could have my spot. And send me the achievement in tells afterwards. I was just completely frickin'' done. Since then, the only thing I associate with high level raiding, is people like this shithead. And I don't have time for that crap.

@@tickledpickle5671 God damn thats fucked up actually

@@ThePospe I know. I'm usually infinite patience, play nice, whatever. But sometimes.. you just have to step on someone's metaphorical and neck and say "that's enough."

Bro I was a massive douche and did pf reclears with ppl with only 3clears+ allowed on eu. Oh booie the shitstorm for this I had to deal with was ooof But at least we would consistently clear each week in pf with randoms under 40m. God sometimes we would run 2x in a row just for fun Like breh, let me join and help ppl clear when I feel like it and don't shame me into not gating bad players to waste my time when I just want a totem

It's from ultimate raids and it's mostly the party finder scene. This is why I refuse to run content at this high end with randos. Friend and FC/static only! Extremes are the hardest trials and they're challenging but nowhere near that bad

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