this is a Romance language, trust me bro

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16 күн бұрын

But what kind of Romance language? I geess you'll have to watch to find out.
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@LingoLizard 16 күн бұрын

I’m months into working on a video about the Romance languages you can’t do this me to Mister Agma Schwa

@AgmaSchwa 16 күн бұрын

well there's a new one now so you'll have to add it in, confirmed /j

@engtilde 15 күн бұрын

@@AgmaSchwathis but for real. would be a hilarious inside joke

@jonathanthegreat2008 15 күн бұрын

Portagoose is ðə most beautiful, yet most cursed animəl conlaŋ I have evər encountered! Þaŋks Mr. Ŋə or @@AgmaSchwa

@cerebrummaximus3762 15 күн бұрын

I love how Linguistics KZfaqrs just know eachother

@jonathanthegreat2008 15 күн бұрын

@@cerebrummaximus3762 me too!

@JDWatkins-ws4jt 15 күн бұрын

Next time, we're going to be showing you Cat-alan

@koduflower2000 15 күн бұрын

meow :3

@abarette_ 15 күн бұрын

lmao

@mariotheundying 15 күн бұрын

cat owners will do their best to teach them that, and also learn it

@enarmonika5557 15 күн бұрын

As a Catalan, i support this 100%

@belcarra 15 күн бұрын

mreow :3

@thanook 15 күн бұрын

im brazilian, and Back In The Day, i was listening to my history teacher talk about the colonial pact (Pacto Colonial), but ending up mispronoucing it as the colonial duck (Pato Colonial). I spent the rest of her class reimagining a few important portuguese settlers as ducks.

@leusuzuki763 15 күн бұрын

@@thanook kkkkkk

@tailpig6417 14 күн бұрын

So, Portugeese settlers

@user-rl4rl7sv2y 12 күн бұрын

straits of magellanatidae 🤣🤣

@sandeater3707 6 күн бұрын

Como um português, posso confirmar que sou im pato

@otheranthemhouse1675 6 күн бұрын

@@thanook port of geese

@asdaneedsfunds 15 күн бұрын

Yeah you've heard of romance language but what about romantic comedy languages

@NotUselessProductions 15 күн бұрын

What about horror languages

@hubb8049 15 күн бұрын

@@NotUselessProductions Caucasian phonology, Japanese writing, Arabic grammar with Hungarian case system and it's ergative-absolutive, go and make it a conlang

@zackbuildit88 15 күн бұрын

@@hubb8049Japanese writing isn't that bad 😂 Try hecking Thai

@NotUselessProductions 15 күн бұрын

@@zackbuildit88 try Tibetan

@zackbuildit88 15 күн бұрын

@@NotUselessProductions ooh, nah u right. u got me ther. dang.

@aoscf77 15 күн бұрын

I KNEW IT WAS CURSED PORTUGUESE I KNEW IT FROM THE START. Well played, mr ŊƏ. Well played indeed.

@Gigagamerrays 15 күн бұрын

Finally, It's about time the romance branch needed a new update

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 13 күн бұрын

Romance got really boring after a few hundred years. Glad that the devs finally had some new ideas for it. Really enjoying Portugoose, CATalan, sPANDAnish and Greg.

@timorl 15 күн бұрын

No nesting? But where do portugeese lay eggs then?

@hyperion3145 14 күн бұрын

HONQUE HONQUE

@InsertNameHereBoi 3 күн бұрын

Literally was gonna say that! No nesting in a GOOSE LANGUAGE??

@adriangd5040 15 күн бұрын

i was genuinely half-expecting this to be real i’m so stupid

@doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032 13 күн бұрын

yes

@adriangd5040 12 күн бұрын

why does ŋə’s kitchen look similar to mine what the hell

@JMaster-Scion_Of_Naught 11 күн бұрын

I... am also too trusting, I fear...

@RyebuckCoppercap 5 күн бұрын

Yeah haha, I was thinking it may have been about new information about an extinct African Romance language, like a newly discovered text or something like that, but Portugoose works too ;p

@xX_wiLLiam_Xx 15 күн бұрын

H O N Q U E

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 14 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@koduflower2000 14 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@andymuggloy7011 14 күн бұрын

H O N Q U E

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 12 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@moreydumo5925 5 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@CRT.v 15 күн бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="191">3:11</a> My fiancee came running from across the house to see what was wrong after hearing me yell "Oh goddammit!"

@m_affiliates 15 күн бұрын

We all talk about Romance languages but nobody talks about Platonic languages

@samsmoms4914 14 күн бұрын

Sexual languages.

@feralcatgirl 14 күн бұрын

*holds up a plucked goose* behold, plato's language!

@readingdino711 6 күн бұрын

In my one fantasy world I actually made both new romance and platonic languages for the heck of it (I don't have that project anymore, but if I did I'd make a video about it).

@m_affiliates 6 күн бұрын

@@readingdino711 that's really cool

@EchoLog 5 күн бұрын

@@feralcatgirl this full circle joke has inspired me to get distracted from my current conlang. Thank you. One blursed Greek coming up. Do you want creole seasoning on that?

@pikgears 15 күн бұрын

I figured this was going to make fun of the claim that English is a Romance language

@ak5659 14 күн бұрын

Every time I think that idiocy has been put to rest, I come across it again. and the source is nearly always a monolingual English speaker. SMDH.......

@pikgears 14 күн бұрын

@@ak5659 whyever would you think idiocy would go away any time soon?

@_trupples 15 күн бұрын

i'd be very curious to actually hear synthesized speech that would more "naturally" transition from a sound to the next, rather than the very quick sharp transitions here; something that would actually sound like a goose rather than a harmonized dot matrix printer

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 10 күн бұрын

It's meant to be cursèd

@wyntyrr 15 күн бұрын

this is a certified porch of geese moment

@CasualMitosisCollective 14 күн бұрын

porch of goose, actually

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 10 күн бұрын

Language simp moment SIUUUUUUUUUM

@user-ii1cu7ie2h 15 күн бұрын

"I just want to see what people would think" People thinking: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a>

@greenkitty1 15 күн бұрын

How does this differ from the canadian dialect?

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 15 күн бұрын

It's based on European Portuguese!

@greenkitty1 15 күн бұрын

@@AndreaColombo-fx1wh canada goose

@someguy8375 15 күн бұрын

quebec goose romance language derived from french

@JDWatkins-ws4jt 13 күн бұрын

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

@JDWatkins-ws4jt 13 күн бұрын

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

@devonoknabo2582 16 күн бұрын

I am excite for lé romank lankwaj

@devonoknabo2582 15 күн бұрын

4 hours! Ley's go

@tristenarctician6910 14 күн бұрын

The goose sounds like a dying hard drive

@szlanty 15 күн бұрын

oh god I can hear myself in the attempts of the server to guess the pronunciation of text

@Rdac0 14 күн бұрын

Arent the goose formants wild because birds have multiple 'vocal cords'? Essentially, you're trying to find the formant of a choir by using a tool that checks the formant of a single voice

@AgmaSchwa 13 күн бұрын

to shorten a very long potential explanation: pretty much, lol

@VanByyrg 15 күн бұрын

For CCC3 I would love if someone made "Mewing" language, where you are not allowed to relax your tongue so you can constantly be mewing

@AgmaSchwa 13 күн бұрын

If they went like, REALLY in-depth in the phonetics of what mewing would do to the release of sounds that would be truly amazing

@humanfingers 11 күн бұрын

Sigma schwa

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 5 күн бұрын

@@AgmaSchwadefo will have implosives and clicks

@kornsuwin 16 күн бұрын

i already don't feel ready for this video

@kornsuwin 16 күн бұрын

in other words, this is going to be [q̘ʰl̪o͡ʉ̘ⱱl̪e̝]

@thelollykitty 15 күн бұрын

omg its korn

@engtilde 15 күн бұрын

omg its korn!

@thevalarauka101 15 күн бұрын

wow

@rachelblaquiere9134 15 күн бұрын

So that's what phoneticians mean with the goose vowel

@the_ai_language_model 15 күн бұрын

#FREETHEROOMBA

@iamsushi1056 15 күн бұрын

Ah, yes. Dubstep as a cursed romantic conlang. Why the hell was I even remotely surprised.

@adriangd5040 11 күн бұрын

LMAO why are you right best dubstep song: 2:49

@CasualMitosisCollective 15 күн бұрын

portugoosing -Iris

@Bit125_ 15 күн бұрын

friday night funkin' fans when you pass them the aux

@klikkolee 15 күн бұрын

it sounds less like geese and more like a modem signal

@AlbySilly 15 күн бұрын

I have always wanted to learn some kind of romance language, porch-of-goose is the perfect option for me

@azplantreviews2199 16 күн бұрын

Wow, I wonder if any Arizona Plants will be mentioned in this video.

@bsnow304 15 күн бұрын

Dammit, I was working on a trivocalic language for the cursed conlang circus. Back to the drawing board, I guess

@prof.reuniclus21 15 күн бұрын

GBA crash sound ass language 💀

@moldy900 15 күн бұрын

this is the eighth most horrifying thing i have ever seen, good job

@its_an_inkstar 15 күн бұрын

Awful. Just want we want here. Good job, or as the Portugoose might say: [Demonic screeching]

@arichansen8527 15 күн бұрын

Watching this to make my decision to major in Mechanical Engineering look sane

@LoganKearsley 15 күн бұрын

Thank you for doing an animal language with realistic animal phonetics! DJP could learn something from you!

@emanuel585 15 күн бұрын

As someone who natively speaks portuguesse i realy liked that pun altough it dosent work in portuguese

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 15 күн бұрын

It's English only.

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 15 күн бұрын

Sòlo é Inglês (i believe)

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 15 күн бұрын

You could call it Ducks's Portuguese

@emanuel585 14 күн бұрын

@@AndreaColombo-fx1wh the closest thing is patoguês but thats duck not goose

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 14 күн бұрын

I don't know how to say duck in portuguese @@emanuel585

@lyricalcarpenter 15 күн бұрын

Agma you did me dirty putting my clip first in the vocalization section

@GeoCrusader 15 күн бұрын

tbh I was sure this is some cursed Gascon because of "hera"

@agodawg 12 күн бұрын

Wow, Portugoose is such a beautiful language I hope I find myself a native speaker to marry someday 🥰

@eumesmo3678 15 күн бұрын

- Elementar, de fato, vejo que o senhor é um homem de cultura. - H O N K

@wynnexed 15 күн бұрын

WHAT THE QUACK

@vaaldsamthomas 15 күн бұрын

That's Portuguese but it has a Villain arc.

@caffetiel 14 күн бұрын

Standard Portuguese tbh

@germanempire8678 15 күн бұрын

No way, the new dlc had just dropped

@IlleScrutator 14 күн бұрын

Ligma Schwa dropping another classic masterpiece.

@paulamarina04 14 күн бұрын

smells like teen spirit fucking killed me

@maxmncs2950 12 күн бұрын

Wow, as an Italian speaker this language is actually more comprehensible than Spanish! I didn't know the esistence of this awesome romance language

@Supremedalex 15 күн бұрын

Got to love the use of Wheel of Time for translations.

@tomasebenlendr6440 14 күн бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="470">7:50</a> when you stretch vovel frequencies so high up, you should definitely use logarithmic scale, because people (and I guess that geese also) percieve distance betweeen frequencies as ratio between them, instead of difference between them.

@enuma-elise 15 күн бұрын

This is a monumental discovery. I can't wait to see your findings published.

@revangerang 9 күн бұрын

This is what the internet was made for

@Tinybabyfishy 14 күн бұрын

I hate how high-effort this is, I hate this in general, why does this exist, what have you wrought, etc.

@Tinybabyfishy 14 күн бұрын

literally weeping and gnashing my teeth

@kitcutting 8 күн бұрын

Impressive. There are whole families of Portugeese hanging out at the truck yard where I work. I’m gonna try learning this in order to understand more about the Portugoose culture. ✨ Wish me luck ✨

@Astro_weeeeee 15 күн бұрын

The part with the voices in different hadphone legitimately made my paranoid ass jump and look around lol

@EleetCanoe 15 күн бұрын

whatever brain cells i had are now lost, but this is so fuckin funny good job

@mickeydamaz9238 14 күн бұрын

When you thought that it's hard to surprise you...

@joaocabralpv 15 күн бұрын

portugal mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@GammaMuDMu 13 күн бұрын

Finalmente, Português na sua forma mais pura

@kori228 15 күн бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="564">9:24</a> human F1 can definitely go above 900. (female) Japanese anime VAs can go up to like 1100-1300

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 10 күн бұрын

Isn't it sped-up?

@kori228 10 күн бұрын

@@AndreaColombo-fx1wh well no, I've never heard of that being a thing. There's examples where VAs speak at live shows or on air so I'm pretty sure it's not modified.

@sporeman2334 14 күн бұрын

thank you for keeping the cursed conlang craft thriving

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 13 күн бұрын

Beautiful language.

@Alexandre-yp1uy 14 күн бұрын

As a Portuguese I'm really happy we finally got attention about our real native language

@VincentEdelstein 15 күн бұрын

Thank you, Agma Schwa

@dayalasingh5853 8 күн бұрын

Personally I *liked* using Pratt.

@fibonacci8 15 күн бұрын

When you need to speak dial-up

@Felishamois 14 күн бұрын

Almost immediately clicked off once I got to language name reveal, sticking around, will keep you updated

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 15 күн бұрын

OMG AGMA THIS IS SO FUNNY!

@Bye_girl 14 күн бұрын

This should be on the update log

@pncka 14 күн бұрын

Gaster speaks portugoose!

@pricefight800 14 күн бұрын

i was left with my jaw on the ground by the time you came to the roots, then it disconnected from my mouth

@CorbiniteVids 15 күн бұрын

Mambo no 5 bike horn remix

@Garfield_Minecraft 15 күн бұрын

this is so romance

@MoustiluigiRandom 14 күн бұрын

Exceptionnel.

@jakindabox 16 күн бұрын

hiiiii

@AgmaSchwa 16 күн бұрын

lol the "Translate To English" button on your comment just adds another letter i

@thecoolkittensarecool 16 күн бұрын

@@AgmaSchwa ah yes, "hiiiii" (english "hiiiiii")

@lilamjazeefa9466 16 күн бұрын

That's just the emphatic -i suffix which is part of the grammar of the Hiiii language. You see, the language has tonemes which are not denoted in the writing system. The language has two letters, [h] and [i], with stress patterns and tone providing lexical disambiguation. Knowing where to put the tones and stress is a matter of context and familiarity with the language which is acquired by cultural immersion.

@devonoknabo2582 15 күн бұрын

@@lilamjazeefa9466I love how agma schwa viewers can just easily produce cursed conlang ideas from a simple thing in a comment section.

@lilamjazeefa9466 15 күн бұрын

@@devonoknabo2582 Hiiii hiiiiiii hi. (I *guarantee* you knew where to put those tones & stresses in your head)

@SurfTheSkyline 15 күн бұрын

Am I haviŋ a stroke o.0

@humanfingers 11 күн бұрын

Molte bonu!!!!! Eo molte joyeu por o bideo de as lingas romanzas!!!!!

@benuwuowo 15 күн бұрын

Cool!!! now make a video about the Luxebourgoose language 😀

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 10 күн бұрын

Make it yourself for the #ccc3

@NeonBeeCat 15 күн бұрын

Havent watched this but its probably Galician

@KalimbaJammer 15 күн бұрын

im portuguese, was amused, win.

@JRios270 13 күн бұрын

This is my first time watching a video from this channel, and I just assumed I was going to watch 22 mins about Romansh. Boy was I wrong o_o

@rogeriomonteiro760 14 күн бұрын

Uma valente conversa da treta!

@khilorn 15 күн бұрын

Every video you makes makes me question if humanity has gone too far.

@Desolationmachine 15 күн бұрын

the pronounciation reveal made me sh!t ŋyself

@kornsuwin 15 күн бұрын

this video just started but if this doesn't mention Danger Dan i'm gonna be pissed

@kornsuwin 15 күн бұрын

i'm mildly pissed

@engtilde 15 күн бұрын

omg, it’s korn

@eldomiloqui 15 күн бұрын

hmm yes this language is goosely interesting.

@juliantheivysaur3137 4 күн бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't make the orthography match goose flippers or smth

@BadContentCreator193 14 күн бұрын

The audio samples in captchas be like: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="104">1:44</a>

@icommitdie8756 14 күн бұрын

people who say that french is a romance language clearly have never heard french being spoken

@samuelbull5997 11 күн бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="169">2:49</a>-<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> sounds like part of a Horse Lords song

@scaevolaludens679 14 күн бұрын

Im to lazy to watch the whole video to find out if this is mentioned or not but just in case, know that a historical name for occitan in italian is Linguadoca which (mis)translates to "goose language"

@AndreaColombo-fx1wh 10 күн бұрын

No, it's a region of France

@spaceguy4116 14 күн бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="220">3:40</a> LEFT

@renatocpribeiro 15 күн бұрын

Still more intelligible than European Portuguese

@WheatDos 2 күн бұрын

Please call it by it's native name: Portuganso.

@mollof7893 14 күн бұрын

Oh Jeez..., or shall I say 'Oh Jooz' ?

@thevalarauka101 15 күн бұрын

oh no not another one

@llliiimmmeee 15 күн бұрын

Wake up babe, new romance language dropped

@nSenuh 15 күн бұрын

Agma Schwa

@JSG4361 15 күн бұрын

so true

@40watt53 15 күн бұрын

hey cool pfp

@secondbeamship 14 күн бұрын

I'm guessing English. I'm guessing he's going to construct a sentence of Norman derived French words. I'll edit this comment if I am right or wrong. I'm wrong lol.