This is a Thing of Beauty

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Claus Kellerman

Claus Kellerman

8 күн бұрын

Very rare to see something like this.
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@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 6 күн бұрын
Did anyone notice the thumbnails for today and yesterday were mixed up?
@rinkashi101
@rinkashi101 6 күн бұрын
Was about to write that. Who cares… have a cookie
@wretchedexcess1654
@wretchedexcess1654 6 күн бұрын
I never look at my thumb nails except for when I clean and trim them... ...or when I smash them with a hammer or hammer like device.
@davidzarecky4078
@davidzarecky4078 6 күн бұрын
Yeah I got really scared I'd have to watch (or rather skip) SPG clicker gameplay for a second day in a row. Pleasant surprise when I saw a Tortoise instead
@victorduffy4459
@victorduffy4459 6 күн бұрын
Didn't notice. I'm more of a teedee guy.
@wretchedexcess1654
@wretchedexcess1654 6 күн бұрын
@@victorduffy4459 I love teedees too, in pairs of course.
@davidzarecky4078
@davidzarecky4078 6 күн бұрын
T92 game was one of the maddest one man army rampages I've seen in a long time. A light tank with shit alpha doing 5k dmg all by himself while his team of clueless muppets just stood by and died like flies. Beautiful. It's one thing to get a patrol duty on Campinovka sitting in a bush, quite another to get it through active spotting on a map like this, and then do 8 kills in addition. Madness.
@user-cp2wo3nb6t
@user-cp2wo3nb6t 6 күн бұрын
Bring back the biggest A-hole episodes!
@johncodmore
@johncodmore 6 күн бұрын
Never underestimate the morale destroying effect capping and that siren noise has. With that little nook, esp when he off-ed the arty? likely the enemies would have had to have stalled their mop up. I think you are correct Claus.
@brien656
@brien656 6 күн бұрын
Agreed
@alex.mielus
@alex.mielus 6 күн бұрын
Tortoise didn't give a 💩 about winning, because he was doing TD15 mission for Obj 260, which he accomplished in the end (without honors though).
@MDMARaver
@MDMARaver 6 күн бұрын
The T92 game was one of the best one man shows I've ever seen. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@generalpublic3744
@generalpublic3744 6 күн бұрын
An intro from Claus, all is well with the world.
@singncarpenter6270
@singncarpenter6270 6 күн бұрын
Ka-Ri dies then rages, SOP in wot.
@ernestpaul2484
@ernestpaul2484 6 күн бұрын
The Force is strong with this one in the intro.
@nicomeier8098
@nicomeier8098 6 күн бұрын
We need more prolonged intro's Claus!
@Adirondack_DFL
@Adirondack_DFL 6 күн бұрын
I haven't heard the Bob and Doug McKenzie call in a long time.
@jeffms5068
@jeffms5068 6 күн бұрын
Hey Claus - So easy trivia: "If you build it (i.e., base defense), they will come." That second game, with the T92, was indeed a thing of beauty and absolutely showcased how devastating the light tanks can be when the conditions are right and the driver has the knowledge. Now the Ka-Ri: As an American, I'm proud of our freedoms, such as the Freedom of Speech. But occasionally, there are people - such as the Ka-Ri - who might want to curtail their use of that particular freedom to avoid public demonstrations of stupidity. BTW loved the dichotomy in today's video - from a Tortoise to a T92, great!
@cb3391
@cb3391 6 күн бұрын
Duuuude!!!!! Now that's an intro!!! ☕😃👍
@cb3391
@cb3391 6 күн бұрын
The music for intro is awesome! Got that classic 70-80s action vibe
@clintonturner5545
@clintonturner5545 6 күн бұрын
I'm 78 now, but when I was 15 I bought the model of the T-92. I thought it looked like it could take care of the enemy.
@akeandersson6618
@akeandersson6618 6 күн бұрын
Thank you!
@kizzzit5724
@kizzzit5724 6 күн бұрын
A group of Tortoise is called a "Creep"
@LucasJohn0723
@LucasJohn0723 6 күн бұрын
you're a weirdo, what the hell are you doing here
@ramonlorenzo91
@ramonlorenzo91 6 күн бұрын
Claus back with the funk. Nice.
@josephna4403
@josephna4403 6 күн бұрын
If Bob chose the video, then we all know how this will end. "He's a LOSER...he Lost...So he's a Loser!" - Bob
@salty4496
@salty4496 6 күн бұрын
Not seen this Intro for a while, forgotten how good it is :)
@Satanic_Disciple
@Satanic_Disciple 2 күн бұрын
That was awesome! Thanks Claus!
@LLIu3A
@LLIu3A 6 күн бұрын
❤ Claus ❤
@anthonydixon1282
@anthonydixon1282 6 күн бұрын
I've only got to the AT 8 and that too is situational and gives a sign of what is to come down the British TD line to get to the Tortoise, go to the wrong place and you do nothing because you are too slow to change location, and open maps are difficult too as everyone just fires gold at the cupola, however I do enjoy it when I get one of the good maps (mainly city maps) and can hide the cupola
@Trentino_Adelaide
@Trentino_Adelaide 4 күн бұрын
both games were great to watch, thanks Claus for your time narrating games :)
@Abboman111
@Abboman111 5 күн бұрын
Tortoise has 4 sides, you know what they say, you learn something new everyday!😅
@davemckidd6165
@davemckidd6165 6 күн бұрын
Good morning All!!
@bobellis1022
@bobellis1022 6 күн бұрын
Like you, I think I would've backed up to the church and waited for them to come. Love the channel Claus! BTW, that T92 game was really great!
@rustynail6363
@rustynail6363 6 күн бұрын
Weird, I was just thinking I hadn't seen a good game on that city map, then wham! Plural of Tortoise, one, two, many, lots! :))
@jimmybob6740
@jimmybob6740 6 күн бұрын
Roll the intro!
@user-uy8iy5nh1j
@user-uy8iy5nh1j 6 күн бұрын
Prolonged intro made me sub trice
@susanvannorden6845
@susanvannorden6845 5 күн бұрын
New graphics and intro….well done Clauster
@thecellulontriptometer4166
@thecellulontriptometer4166 6 күн бұрын
Nice Intro! Not sure if the sit in the corner tactic would have worked for the same reason he was taken out. That corner by the church has 2 avenues of approach at a right angle. Given how the opponent played together, they would have gotten him with the crossfire.
@AllSortsOfStuff58
@AllSortsOfStuff58 6 күн бұрын
I'm curious to know how a TD(Ka-Ri?) sat on the red line behind a bush/rock manages to die in two minutes. Was he in a really obvious place and got blind shot? Or is he just a noob who has yet to learn how to play, but doesn't mind badmouthing those who have some idea what they're doing?...Go figure...
@dougw860
@dougw860 6 күн бұрын
When the enemy takes the plateau they can see and shoot down behind those rocks. The Strv did exactly that. At that point, the TDs on the 1 and 2 line were doomed as there's nowhere to hide.
@stevewebster5729
@stevewebster5729 6 күн бұрын
The sad abuse of the Tortoise made me so sad 😞 But just hunkering down in the cap wouldn't have worked - no lower plate protection...
@Dennys854
@Dennys854 6 күн бұрын
What do you call a Tortoise Platoon? A Menage a Tort-tois
@JoeSteffy1932
@JoeSteffy1932 6 күн бұрын
I agree. I would've went for the cap.
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 6 күн бұрын
Good games today! Thanks.
@porter375
@porter375 6 күн бұрын
Love that intro!!
@diamondrmp
@diamondrmp 6 күн бұрын
I agree with you, he should have stayed in the cap and made them come to him.
@tweeotch
@tweeotch 6 күн бұрын
"You keep using that word... Claus. I do not think it means what you think it means."
@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 6 күн бұрын
Probably going for 100% MOE. Should have capped as you suggested.
@kenmayo6906
@kenmayo6906 5 күн бұрын
Great video for sure 😂
@MDMARaver
@MDMARaver 6 күн бұрын
The intro's longer than most Tiktok videos. 😂
@IngoHoffmann-fk6ks
@IngoHoffmann-fk6ks 6 күн бұрын
Imagine it's war and you can't get there.
@tomwitte6369
@tomwitte6369 6 күн бұрын
early video intro FTW. "In Claus eivable," I don't think that word means what you think it means. The tank graphics on those old tanks make them look like cardboard models.
@2tone209
@2tone209 6 күн бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@kallbrand
@kallbrand 6 күн бұрын
Wicked intro.
@Def_01_RG
@Def_01_RG 6 күн бұрын
Very good game from defender, says a bad def like me, lolz 😂 But there are 5 sides on a tank, dont forget the roof. 😮
@paulgreen6980
@paulgreen6980 6 күн бұрын
More than one is Tortoise
@scewston420
@scewston420 5 күн бұрын
Lmao the intro
@marjangregorac2846
@marjangregorac2846 6 күн бұрын
Yes it is
@clintonturner5545
@clintonturner5545 6 күн бұрын
Wow it carried the teem.
@michaelcorall3282
@michaelcorall3282 6 күн бұрын
Cool intro....
@nookbandit
@nookbandit 6 күн бұрын
Love me an intro
@wretchedexcess1654
@wretchedexcess1654 6 күн бұрын
It's Tortoi for the plural.
@SmokeyBuiscuit
@SmokeyBuiscuit 6 күн бұрын
Good stuff! Shame console doesnt have this, it's just rogal dorns and teefbreakas being drivin by children lol...
@stevennewman4778
@stevennewman4778 6 күн бұрын
Torteese is the plural.
@tricky48
@tricky48 6 күн бұрын
That effing intro though... \m/
@hmp01
@hmp01 6 күн бұрын
that intro lasted a minute and 7 seconds more than it should
@9tz768
@9tz768 6 күн бұрын
go watch some zoomer ebr player
@hmp01
@hmp01 6 күн бұрын
@@9tz768 relax gringo im joking
@hmp01
@hmp01 6 күн бұрын
@@9tz768 relax gring0, it was a joke
@jollybee5220
@jollybee5220 6 күн бұрын
@@9tz768 its a reference to claus previous video.. relax
@Drang-NachOsten
@Drang-NachOsten 6 күн бұрын
Claus you are my favorite KZfaq personality (after Bob of course). I don't use my KZfaq account often and I don't believe I've ever commented but I created this account just to subscribe to your channel a while ago. I have Coffee with Claus often watching WOT reviews and your other commentary which is always entertaining. I uninstall WOT each year and reinstall around Oktober for special events. I usually play WarThunder (WT) while WOT is uninstalled. I can't stand the unbalanced battles in WOT for too long but have lots of German armor in WOT that I enjoy fielding. I'm asking if you have played or considered reviewing WarThunder as it has different game mechanics compared to WOT. Matches in WT and WOT can be unbalanced, but in WT there is a greater chance to recover due to having multiple tanks. In addition for all the whiners in WOT complaining about artillery, in WT there is artillery and aircraft - friggin hell unless you are in a building under cover. I'm asking you this because I have learned many stills and tactics in WOT from your videos that have made me better and wanted your insight into WarThunder.
@raptango_na6199
@raptango_na6199 6 күн бұрын
What commander voice is that on the tortoise?
@theblakesterian
@theblakesterian 6 күн бұрын
@ClausKellerman , If you were from the Balkans you would have known what the nickname of the T92 means 😂
@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 6 күн бұрын
I like bush…
@Drang-NachOsten
@Drang-NachOsten 6 күн бұрын
nice new intro also
@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 6 күн бұрын
Pz4 was eating a ho ho and probabaly does not have his Mimi map on.
@singncarpenter6270
@singncarpenter6270 6 күн бұрын
He should have stayed in the base, but if the enemies were smart and came at him at once, he still would have lost IMO.
@johnathansaegal3156
@johnathansaegal3156 6 күн бұрын
09:30 ... he was greedy thinking he could search and destroy. On that map when it's a close game or you are behind, lose that arrogance and park in the protected corner as you pointed out and win by capping or as they come to get you. He already has all the marks, he can't get more. You lose half or more xp and credits for a loss. Just sit in cap in a defensive position, Mr. Defender.
@LucasJohn0723
@LucasJohn0723 6 күн бұрын
he was doing TD15 mission for Obj 260, which he accomplished in the end
@kevinbrick-jv3fe
@kevinbrick-jv3fe 5 күн бұрын
Claus what's your other channel?
@realkekec4028
@realkekec4028 6 күн бұрын
J384C....JEBAC ? :)
@droje3414
@droje3414 6 күн бұрын
pis
@stephenbennett9427
@stephenbennett9427 6 күн бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@davidp4596
@davidp4596 6 күн бұрын
Your thumbnail was arty.. almost didn't even watch..
@kennethwolf2730
@kennethwolf2730 6 күн бұрын
I hope you get some videos from Aurora78.
@Fr33Zone
@Fr33Zone 6 күн бұрын
👍👍❤❤👌👌
@Bboss83
@Bboss83 6 күн бұрын
nice intro
@johnnynielsen3006
@johnnynielsen3006 6 күн бұрын
Yes. The Tortoise should have dug himself into a corner by the church... Only chance he had with this 'DDOM' team... DDOM stands for 'Don't Die On Me'
@sayerrobin
@sayerrobin 6 күн бұрын
😀
@perseidenstrom
@perseidenstrom 6 күн бұрын
A wonderful Muffin-Man replay at the end. Thank you Mr. Kellerman. And i liked that tortoise video too. But of course the "little guy" with no premium account was supposed to lose. Textbook example how Wargaming Makes money by putting all the glueless muppets in one team and the more experienced premium account players in the other one .. that why you see those fast blow outs. Faster games means more games played means more money earned. Wargaming should be ashamed. They had more than 10 years to fix the matchmaker problem. But they keep making it worse.
@christopherhurt1715
@christopherhurt1715 6 күн бұрын
I swear he miss pronounces the names of these tanks on purpose
@brien656
@brien656 6 күн бұрын
The tortoise,. I find it typical WoT that,. Point hunter way of thinking,. why win when I can get more points who cares about the team or mission? When they type, " don't cap", I reply with," well,. kill'em faster then Hero". He deserved to lose. In the second which, he did play very well. You can tell he was more about winning the battle.
@anthonyhowrard526
@anthonyhowrard526 6 күн бұрын
yea but dont cap when its 8V1
@brien656
@brien656 6 күн бұрын
@@anthonyhowrard526 when it's 8 vs 1 it's usually already lost right? But it wasn't like that when he first reached the cap.
@LucasJohn0723
@LucasJohn0723 6 күн бұрын
he was doing TD15 mission for Obj 260, which he accomplished in the end
@brien656
@brien656 6 күн бұрын
@@LucasJohn0723 yep a point hunter,. well good for him bad for the team. like,.. well I got my 4 kills for that misson so I'll just drop of out this battle now without finishing and go to the next tank for the next misson. Screw the rest I'm the best! right?
@LucasJohn0723
@LucasJohn0723 6 күн бұрын
@@brien656 cry about it
@PedjaObradovic
@PedjaObradovic 6 күн бұрын
3rd day of fast 3min wipes, game is shitshow
@bmw3401
@bmw3401 5 күн бұрын
Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-6-8000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wt.
@marvincasteel4876
@marvincasteel4876 6 күн бұрын
Of course the Ka-Ri started talking shit, After he was DEAD! ROFL! the ppl who have died should not be allowed to chat afterwards!
@stevespurs2k
@stevespurs2k 5 күн бұрын
Has anbody body noticed all players going same side on lots of random battles. Please ask contect contributors to ask them to stop this dumb tactic. 90% loss rate.
@user-xr1qq7fe6k
@user-xr1qq7fe6k 6 күн бұрын
PLZ Kellerman! Just say it out loud, STOP PLAYING THIS GAME, IT's A fucking FRAUD!
@user-xr1qq7fe6k
@user-xr1qq7fe6k 6 күн бұрын
It's obvious now that this company no longer care for the player base. They only want's your money. I'm willing to loose my 10 year account to see this greedy company fail
@LucasJohn0723
@LucasJohn0723 6 күн бұрын
dont care im playing it anyways its fun
@jamesbarnett4844
@jamesbarnett4844 6 күн бұрын
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