VN Reader I was laughing my ass off big time when he said that. Mainly because I completed this game 100% (hard platforming and all lol!) the year it came out, and I was fucking 9 years old...

where did he said that?

This isn't a grown man. More like a really large child. Seriously if you listen to his comments in the Crash Bandicoot vids, he sounds like a 5 year old.

Clearly, he hasn't played I Wanna Be The Guy. He'd make more salt than there is on Earth.

VN Reader But, then again, he did screw up the combat in Ratchet & Clank 2, and pretty much all he had to do was strafe.

Lol, he only wanted the action figure for the value too.

And they were... They were going to buy it anyway, so why wait, and risk it no longer being available?

@@indumatipngtuber2790 What other reason would someone want a stupid action figure for...? They're pointless...

@@atomsmasher703 Well, normal people want them because they're a cool toy meant for fun. DSP seemed to want the first edition run because of the value in $$$ though.

@@indumatipngtuber2790 The Wolverine toy for DSP is his genesis, much like Chris Chan starting with the Bear at Regency Mall.

wow i thought he would say that at the tittle screen lol

31:21 JUMP! I pressed jump

*Shows controller* “ Look! I’m clicking the B button and it won’t jump!!”

That's what happens when you view video games as work.

"That's what happens when you view viedeo games as work." Exactly that. Phil seems to take very long gaming session at a time, just so he can finish the game as quickly as possible and move on the next game on his schedule. Whenever there is a challenge he can't overcome immediately, he has to wory about his precious schedule. There is no way he could actually enjoy a game with an attitude like that.

+Desty Nova And that just makes him play worse! But hey, more fun for us (yeah, I find these "fun". Take that as you will)

Phil's idea of a great game would probably be one where the enemies just stand there and let him kill them.

Though he'd still bitch about the enemies being dumb and the game too easy.

oh my god i da- WHAAAAAAAAT?!

It's right up there with his reaction to the double KO against Sigma in Mega Man X3.

LOL oh my God I made.... WHUUTTTT

He would ragequit that version on day one.

“Twunnty!”

Sup?

"Its NEVER my fault, YOU guys are the ones who are wrong!"

Snowflake liberal. Sounds about it.

@@charlie1234500 Phil wanted Z Targeting in *BANJO KAZOOIE*

well said my friend, well said.

I just replayed it not long ago when I found my old N64 while cleaning out my old garage. Still had so much fun. I don’t get how this dude had so much trouble with it. Can I also say... How can you be a 30 year old male and hold a resentment against your parents for not getting you an action figure? That is the DEFINITION of a man child.

The one thing I'd say hasn't aged particularly well about Banjo Kazooie is that the stuff you collected on a level goes kaput if you leave the level. That was one thing they greatly improved upon with Donkey Kong 64, with presumably Tooie and Conker using that model, too.

Well, to be fair Mario 64 is one of the first game that did that... Then again... Phil does not know any other game that did that I guess lol

Plus, you don't go IN the paintings! You simply finish them to open a door somewhere else to explore a new world, so even that analogy makes no sense! >.

*Rubbing my forehead.* You’re thinking frogs and toads, Phil.

How can you go "wrong" with that commentary. ;P

J 4? Holy shit!

@@xXSpongeBroBrownPantzXx I beat it when I was 5.. But my 5 year old brain had some trouble on later levels.

i know i played this when i was 5 on the xbox 360 collector rare games xD think i got stucked before the final boss where you have to answers questions but i was too young to remember everything of the game... but in the end rly loved the game. I enjoyed trying to solve all little puzzle and secrets that the game offered.

#BuggedGlassesMechanics There is nothing I could do.

The game didn't explain to him why he ran out of golden feathers instantly. There was nothing he could do. If he had glasses they would bugged. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Yeah I don't get it. I guess because you go to levels from a hub? But that's a lot of games so I dunno.

Because they're both platformer/adventure games. See, in Phil's mind, a game of the same genre as another game is automatically a blaytaant kaahpee.

My mind first thought this as a kid. I want to go and slap my past self for that.

Banjo > mario 64

@@mraljfri770 Subjective. Mario 64 is... or WAS harder back in the day. The only hard part in Banjo is the engine room in RBB...

The game over screen is legitimately what would happened if Phil took over Banjos spot and tried to save Tooty.

yeah, hence why he streamed the game offline, because he was using a guide. The first stream he did, he legit didn't know what to do. Outside of that, when he streamed it all offline (pissing off his fans) he knew where everything was, and answered all the hard questions of Grunty Furnace Fun, pretty accurately, considering he never paid attention to the game half the time. My sister actually pointed out some of these facts in her vids.

+Tats TopVideos I'm sorry, girl, but even though I love ragging on DSP as much as the next person, that's bullshit. There's TONS of instances of DSP being confused IN THIS VERY VIDEO! For instance, if he was using a guide, how did he NOT know this was an Ouija board: 1:02:35 ? (inb4 "Obfuscating stupidity", to which I say, "He's not smart enough to pull off Obfuscating Stupidity")

Towards the end of the playthrough, though. Rusty Bucket Bay, somehow noticing there is a crack in the building where Snacker appears, you would never know it was down there, unless you went into first person, because the way the camera is fixed, its impossible to notice. Yet somehow he KNOWS its there and doesn't say anything. Like oh i found a secret area. Or the Mad Monster Mansion of putting eggs into the flowerpots, you don't just magically know and thats the first thing you do when you enter the church. Or, somehow finding out the tolls meant eggs on the first try. Or somehow knowing the answers to Gruntys Furnace Fun, despite the fact anything general knowledge shown previously in other games he has no clue. Like country places on the world map, or paying attention previously to a story in the game to a said related question, he would require Stream Chat to help him out. But the fact Stream chat was not available for this game, and he did it all offline, proves he may of in fact read a guide to do it. This wasn't the first time, he used guides. Black Mesa he did and was very obvious when his game crashed and the webpage behind it showed Walkthrough guide. Another example was Assasins Creed 2, he was using a guide to beat. GTA San Andreas he needed a guide to get through it.

Then color me confused on why he didn't know what to do with that Ouija board immediately. Sounds like the guide he used dropped the ball on that bit. Forgive me, though, if it still feels a little...schizo...for lack of a better word: half the time, he's clueless, but the other half the time, he's clearly doing stuff that you'd need to have already known to do. I think it's basically like, well, like he had his eyes glued to the guide for half the Jiggies and he deliberately didn't for the other half in a futile attempt to make it seem like this is still a proper blind run. But we know better (or at least you likely do; I'm just speculating here).

*N O B O D Y* Sounds like you're projecting there, buddy.

It's not even that he died; it's that he got ROLLED by that introductory jobber enemy.

Two years later, my comment proved to be prophecy - in his Mario 64 playthrough, he DID, in fact, die from jumping into a torch in the castle!

5 years late, but he did that too.

I know, right?

Damn! I didn't know DSP, of all people, had that much power!

Also, DSP is more disgusting than Gruntilda.

He'd probably rage quit both game's lol

Yeah I think Banjo Tooie is quite a bit more difficult than Kazooie.

hype Indeed, Banjo-Kazooie is a cake walk compared to Tooie. If Phil does play Tooie I'd laugh if he dies against Old King Cole, that's literally one of the easiest bosses of all time.

I can just see him bitching about the backtracking you have to do in both games. Particularly DK64, where looking back, I do feel they went a bit overboard in that regard. And he would NEVER get past the Donkey Kong arcade mini game, which you have to beat twice to get a coin required to beat the game.

Bear Partin him playing DK64 will so great. Even he uses a guide, he won't be skilled with the barrels. Especially beaver bother. And on the wii u without the lag will be even better.

Nothing really, it's just a really cool save slot with a retro gameboy banjo theme tune. Compared to Banjo Sleeping in Save Slot 1, or Banjo cooking in Save Slot 2. Plus you're more likely to trigger the hidden activation sequence with Slot 3 rather than Slot 1 or 2. Which launches the duo out of the chair via a spring.

I'm not getting into a debate whether or not the camera actually sucks, because it depends on where you're coming from. For me personally, the camera in SM64 is fine, because I know that game inside out. The only thing that matters, in context of what I was trying to say, is that for Phil the camera does suck. But he should know better by now and simply stay away from games like Banjo Kazooie instead of insulting the game for it's "archaic 1990s game design". The game is eighteen years old by now (I think) and all his bitching and moaning wont change the game and how people feel about it. I didn't like Spyro, so I just stopped playing Spyro. Why can't he just admit to his fans, that he has a hard time enjoying old N64/PS1 games and that he will not play those games anymore. If he would just say that in a polite way, no one would blame him. But instead, he keeps playing these outdated games and then starts bitching whining about how everything in that game sucks. And that is why people get mad at him.

2:10:26 plenty-six.

How did I fuck that up?

Wow... That might just be the dumbest I've ever heard anyone say. Collecting shit in video games is already annoying enough as it is...

@@atomsmasher703 Oh grow a pair! I love the Xbox versions but they're too easier. When I played this game when it came out dying had consequences.

@@millabasset1710 Dark Souls is my favorite game of all time, so don't fucking tell me to "grow a pair"...

@@atomsmasher703 LMAO Dark Souls I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at your opinion of your favorite video game. It's your response that's getting me. It's such a strange response lol

@@atomsmasher703 If you're bothered by something as basic as collecting things in a video game, maybe you should'nt play them at all. God forbid a game makes you work... Why do you play them then if it's not to find and grab stuff, that's the whole fun of it... I mean, that's the whole point, collect stuff to become stronger and/or unlock harder part of the game. Otherwise, if you could go directly to the final boss , where's the fun in that ?

Go for it! :)

Every game since Space Invaders?

The more annoying part to me was the "to the right" every single time he jumped. What the hell kind of commentary was that.

he cheesed the final boss with honeyback cheat LOL

@@CriminalIntent89 No fucking way! I beat it with a FAULTY FUCKING CONTROLLER

No. He would have ragequitted on Click Clock Wood! I'm fairly certain, IF not earlier.

ZeldaKing64 which jiggy is that? I 100%-ed this game ages ago but I don't remember any standout hard-to-get jiggies.

It's the Jiggy behind the propeller blades in the 8th world.

​@@warioland523 I knew exactly what one you meant, that Jiggy can get fucked. Not as bad in the XBLA re-release as you got to keep the notes you collected when you die/leave the level.

Lol, he doesn't know how to use Wonderwing. But it was funny to see him get no scoped by the expert sniper snowmen.

he wouldn't even make it to that point. I doubt he could even get much done in jolly roger's lagoon.

Probably be out of breath when he finishes the first race! ^-^

ReloadPsi He used them against the GHOSTS.