the best thing about the game was Mario falling asleep everytime Phil spent too much time ranting about something.

Summary of every DSP playthrough: Hour 1: Singing, laughing, interacting with chat more than is usual, the game is very fun. Hour 2: The game is starting to show signs of difficulty spikes, Phil starts getting mildly frustrated but he tries to hide it. Hour 3: Phil is no longer hiding his frustration, begins to explain almost every death, usually using "dropped input!" as an excuse in platformers and "server lag!" in multiplayer FPS. Hour 4: Game mechanics don't work, level design is bad, devs don't explain what you're supposed to do, artificial difficulty & beginner's traps are everywhere. Hours 5+: DSP attempts to rush through the game but it results in deaths 9 times out of 10. His bitching has subdued but that's because he doesn't talk, just stares at the game looking bored and sad, rarely monitoring his laptop to check for any new donations. He can go 40+ minutes without saying a single word. Whenever he breaks radio silence it is to bitch at a segment.

- "The reveal is that you have a cat" - "It... it's not even cl... close at all! you're wrong! ack ack ack ack" - "You have a cat, we heard it and saw you petting it" - "I was.. uh... scretching muh leg! that's right! I don't have a pet you dummies!" - Gets 1k - "So the big... _PHASITIVE_ reveal is... ladies and gentlemen... is that I have a cat! it's probably a big surprise to you all - no one even came close to guess it!" What an asshole...

"I never played SM64 before", "I played the DS version", "I know nothing about this game or the DS version, controls bad, this game sucks", "I loved playing SM64 when I was younger, this game is amazing"

PS3: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! PS4: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Xbox 360: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Xbox One: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Wii-U: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Switch: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! I guess no matter the console or company, nobody knows how to make controllers.

This poor man has been in the worst financial condition of his life for nearly 11 years now.

Imagine dying from the decorative fire in the castle

If I had a dollar for every time DSP says “clipped” or “camera” then I wouldn’t be in the worst financial situation of my life.

Those save states ruined some potentially glorious rage moments.

DSP tries it: Destroying your childhood with horrendous singing

Literally starts off with "Is this the one where you can squeeze his face at the beginning?" and then the game shows us 30 seconds later that Phil spent the night before squeezing Mario's face off stream and obviously knew you could.

And people say he's bad at acting. When he REALLY wants it, he can be good. Just see how convincingly and angrily he said he didn't have a cat -.-

DSP would make an excellent politician. Always finding new ways to lie and take your money.

Constantly overreacting and making Mario inaudible sounds throughout the playthrough. Another clown of a playthrough.

"this is the very first 3D game" Phil pretends to be a game historian.mp3

I swear every time I see the donation notification my faith in humanity dies a little more.

Lol old man yells at clouds: Super Mario 64 edition.

Classic DSP pulls off a last second stunt that keeps him from dying only to later die in a way that was preventable. Speaking of which I think Phil missed his true calling. He would have made a legendary game tester in regards to playing games so badly he stumbles upon bugs long time players never knew existed.

Funny how kids can control the camera no problems, yet Bumbling Philbert is unable to. Btw, if he didn't use save states he would probably take 2 ou 3 more streams to beat the game.

"They won't let me squeeze it." I think you've done that enough, my man ;)

DSP tries it: Navigating menus in a game from 1996.

I like how he says that he doesn’t know poetry, and then incorrectly says that a limerick isn’t a poem as if he knows something about poetry.

Phil does indeed act himself, the thing is, "Himself" is 100% a clown.

''Nah, that wasn't a cat dood! It was my foot, my foot was meowing!''

"Every ledge is buttered" So he is just gonna ignore the fact that 1. He is in an ICE themed world so Mario will naturally slide when moving 2. Didnt he say in the beginning that the game should be cut some slack since it was 1996 and the 1st 3d Mario game? This guy is something else man lmao

He said, "When my mum cooks, I mean my wife." LoL

I noticed he has Wii Fit U on his dashboard, such a waste of money -_-

Thank you SM64 devs for having the submarine exit in Dire Dire Docks teleport the player all the way back to the castle lake. The salt from Phil was worth its weight in gold.

The great Todd Howard is here to see your amazing video. Reason why Fallout 76 failed is because i had a studio full of DSPs making it

That smirk on his face when he reveals his scam - Like hes saying: *Got you again paypigs, giving me money for nothing* **snakelaugh** wonder what his third 2019 con scheme will be, hes kicking out mods almost daily now.

I love how all Phil ever had to do to fix any camera problems was just push the button that puts the camera in Mario's perspective so it recenters the camera.

Please never stop making these. You're one of the best DSP content creators on KZfaq right now.

2:57:03 stands out as the most incredible mess up. He finally learns what that sign meant, decides to ignore using the wind, then walks off the stage, against the wind, and towards the exact island he came from. Incredible.

Bro you have the patience of a saint for being able to watch through all his shit and grab all the best parts... you are the homie

"KZfaq is just an archive." *Makes an intro for every KZfaq video during the streams for just an archive.

Can you imagine if the "positive reveal" actually was Kat being pregnant .... An unborn child already exploited by the father for money...

"Phil's smelly chair just tipped me 20 dollars." LOL

You put more effort into these videos than dsp has in his whole """career""".

By the way, missed opportunity to add the "DEVOUR!" clip whenever Phil ate it into quicksand or the like. Other than that it's another knock out TIHYDP.

"This is definitely one of the hardest." I love it when people who suck at video games try to tell everyone else what's hard or easy.

I have a theory that every time Phillip force a laugh, a bit of his dignity disapear, alongside with his enjoyment for what he does

3:17:04 Phil literally more interested in his chat, and stroking his goutee he forgets he's on the magic carpet.

I watched 30 minutes of his pre stream last night. He earned 80 dollars in tips (no wonder theres no tips total in his info bar) and contrary to what he says, it felt like an unedited detractor video. DSP isnt smeared. Detractor vids are legit

Ah shit, here we go again..

The fans didn't make him execute clown mode, Phil executed clown mode himself. *CLOWN 100*

It doesn't surprise me that Phil made this game look harder than it really is. Especially the one red coin collection level with the winged cap.

a shame Outsyder didn't manage to get the stream chat from the reveal. chat was calling him out left and right. it never ceases to amaze how people continue giving money to this failure despite his constant barefaced BS and endless lies. it's not like that 2K means anything anyway. it won't go to bills, it'll go to some frivolous crap and he'll just keep crying poor because he wants maximum reward for minimum effort.

Everything has been building up to this momentous occasion. I shall treasure this Trainwreck. Thank you for this.

That was the last time anyone has ever seen Jasper the Cat...

Mario 64's infamously bad controls, which is why it's by far the most popular game to speedrun. Also the camera is pleb filter.

You are doing God's work. My gf and I tried to watch his actual RAW footage of GTA IV on his channel and we just lost all energy after the second video.

This guy is a total narcissist. He can never be wrong, he shifts blame off of himself at every turn, and he is always the victim.

I love how many of those troll names were memes from LTG and WingsofRedemption. They might've been the same couple of people

27:34 Calling Tevin Tervin is absolutely hilarious and mature humor. Calling Phil Dave is only done by brainless idiots with a bad sense of humor.

I thought maybe an hour ago when the Outsyder Version of this TIHYDP is coming. 15 Minutes later i saw that video. Love it \m/

Dsp: this is the very first 3d platformer, you’ve got to cut it some slack on the graphics guys Also Dsp: oh my god look at that 3d goomba, That is hideous Edit: it’s not us not cutting it slack, it’s you

"That's not a poem, that's a Limerick." 1. I doubt Phil actually knows what a limerick is 2. A limerick is a type of poem

That "Use a long jump at the start" at 25:59 was too fucking perfect🤣.

He's so sore about the Dave thing, if only he could just ignore it, it would never have taken off.

Haha, when he pauses after he effs up cause he forgets he cant just reload a checkpoint or save

Leave it to dave to not understand the dave joke

i was waiting for this amazing video. yet another masterpiece. thank you sir

Execute clown mode! You have created a new meme 😄

Day 1 Phil makes 2000$, he’s laughing yucking it up and full clown mode. 2 days later 17$ on tips and he’s bitching his head off blaming controllers and map designers

The contrast of the cheerful music to dsp cries of agony is just perfect

Ironically enough, the one time DSP didn't complain about a broken game was when he placed 4th at EVO. Just saying

What's really scary about Phil's logic is that it essentially gives him carte blanche to say whatever he wants. He's immune to future criticism because he can just fire back with either, "You're an obsessed psycho" or "I never said that/you're twisting my words". I've noticed this behaviour developing over the past few Tevin streams I've watched. To me it seems borderline pathological, like there's something wrong with his mind. Like Kyle says in South Park, "Your ego is so out of whack your mind can do these mental gymnastics to convince yourself you're awesome, when really you're a piece of shit". Someone could have undoctored audio of Phil saying something like, "The Holocaust was a good idea", and he's simply wait for a period of time and claim innocence because it's been 10 years. I think there's something very wrong with his mind.

At the 2:55:54 time mark I was almost expecting a 'DEVOUR' sound clip to go along with the 'getting eaten by the giant fish' death. Great montage though

Cringey scatting of level music = A way to fill dead air...

This is How You Don't Play Super Mario 64: Clown Edition

I have a ton of patience but i can't stand this manbaby or his fans...

I hate it when he dies on a Level, he reacts like he lost like 3 Hours of "Work".

It seems that the older he gets the more he goes into clownmode to attract the children who are dumb enough to watch him. Thanks for taking the time making this TIHYDP

It warms the cockles of my heart every time I hear of Jasper attacking DSP

I'm guessing he pulled his wii u out of the trash bin. Also he total scam his audience once again, if people didn't unsub to him now I don't know what will.

4:03 I love how upset he gets. Clown mode just knocked the wind out of his sails.

Phil did a speed run but like opposite of a speed run

It’s good to have you back King, I’ll keep spreading the good word. It’s Crit BTW.

Oooh man. I actually watched some of the first episode of his playthrough, not all though, and I can already tell that this TIHYDP is gonna be lit AF.

$2000 cat DLC.

“I’m not a children’s entertainer” literally the entire stream : “BADABADABADUP BALABUP DALADADA DOO DULU DOO” Also yeah we kinda knew you weren’t trying to stream for kids, DarkSydeFap

49:37 got me good lol, well played Mr. Outsyder.

I was so happy to see that you uploaded this

On Donkey Kong 64 stream: Complaining that it's not as good as Super Mario 64. On Super Mario 64 stream: Still constant complaints.

My next 3 to 4 sleeps sorted. Thank you so much. Better than using sleeping tablets

Glad you included the despawned 100 coin star on Cool Cool Mountain. That was a great example of his incompetence. I also like all his "I got a feeling big donations are coming", then tries to call everyone conspiracy theorists when they say he knew the big Planet Jeff donation was coming.

1:24:50 "...The original SM64 has some of the tightest controls. ...You pressed Z in the air like an old man." Holy crap I laughed so hard. That's precisely what happened, I couldn't have said it better. Him walking off the stage and going "What the fuck?" while arguing about why he died to that failed double long jump made me lol as well

ton_sue_fart_of_war "hey Phil, can I get unbanned for something that happened months ago?" Phil "You'll have to contact a mod." ton_sue "your mods are lazy, stop telling us to contact them when they don't do anything." Phil "Sounds like you didn't contact me about it, guess you'll stay banned." ...u wot

3:00:30 another perfect use of that "GOT 'EM" clip. Nice work Outsyder

Once again Outsyder, thank you. You are a Legend! Great Video.

"I'm not a clown and I'm not an actor" - DSP

Very excited for this TIHYDP big ups

Thank you for all the countless hours you spend editing these for our entertainment, 0utsyder! Cheers man.

I can feel the toxicity flow through him with each death.

24:14 This should be it's own mini video. It's too good. XD

Phil found a woman who was willing to marry him. I think about that a lot.

I think the ongoing Jasper Saga is one of the scummiest things Phil's ever pulled. He has been outed from this as a blatant liar even to his "fans" and has been losing mods even. Yet he somehow reached over 600 subs.

King of retro......uses WiiU

Finally! I haven’t had a good TIHYDP to watch in a while.

Whaaaaa whaaaaa whaaaaa whaaaaaaaaa I'm not a children's entertainer I'm very mature people need to grow up!🙏🐖🐽🐷🐶🐕🐎🐸🐴🍝!!!!