Shithead vs Cuphead

I like how he starts off being like 'wow this game is amazing!' then quickly transitions into 'Couldn't jump! just RNG' What a hero

"I'm not stupid" Says a guy that pays to watch porn.

Gouthead: Don't make a deal with Machinima.

Not gonna lie, I was extremely caught off guard by DSP dying and saying nothing but, "Oh, I fucked up."

"This game does not suck, its just very difficult" Words i thought phil was incapable of saying in that order.

I was playing Cuphead myself and thought "Man, I can't wait for "TIHYDP Cuphead". And God heard my prayers.

28:23 Never thought I'd ever hear that from Phil.

Outsyder, the TIHYDP leader for this session.

"They keep dumbing down games for casuals" "They should let me parry everything so I don't have to dodge anything"

That awkward moment when DSP plays better than the game journalists who claimed that this game was too hard

21:53: "I'D HATE TO SAY IT, BUT SO FAR THIS GAME SEEMS LIKE LITTLE MORE THAN AN AVERAGE NES PLATFORMER HIDING BEHIND AN OVER-THE-TOP RETRO CARTOON GIMMICK AND SOME NOT-SO-SUBTLE 1900'S SOCIAL SATIRE." k.

I like how he complains about controller inputs on a OFFLINE game

He is desperately unfunny. "A gaming journalist couldn't beat the tutorial." Remember when DSP couldn't figure out how to crouch jump?

"That's cheap" It's literally the Devil.... what did you expect?

I love how whenever Phil learns a new gaming term he's never heard of, he uses it non-stop. In this case it's RNG. Remember when he learned "beginner's trap"? Or how about "net code" for when he gets his ass kicked playing fighting games online?

If DSP of all people could beat Cuphead, then you have no excuse of calling the game "too hard".

all that shitty singing and dancing... This is something that really makes me cringe. But! He's not a clown, everyone!

So let me get this straight, dsp hates big reviewers like ign but uses ign's claim that the game is too difficult to boost his own ego

Honestly, Phil performed better than I did at several of these bosses. He made it to Inkwell Isle 2 with only 16 deaths? That's pretty good. I want to give him credit where it's due.

I watched a bit of his stream, I know people hate on Phil for nothing, but he's actually not THAT bad at this game. He beat some of the bosses kind of easily as well. His commentary is still cancer, but he finished it at least.

At least he beat it which makes him better than 95% of gaming journalists

Oh man, this TIHYDP is great. I think it would be perfect to have an epilogue showing his Twitter rant from earlier today about how he was good at the game and wasn't bad like everyone thought.

dsp doesn't want to fix his snorting problem. he just wants to be disgusting forever.

So I was watching this and was thinking. "Wow phil isn't blaming the game. This is actually better than usual" Then he got to the dragon boss and it went back to Classic Phil

Atleast we can say this: DSP is better than Dean Takahashi at video games. He actually cleared the tutorial with relative ease.

Sucks to be Takahashi. Even DSP talks down to him for failing at games

I like how Phil's such a "hardcore gamer" but fails to recognize the Mario World athletic theme playing during the circus run-n-gun stage

"This guy says this game sucks. No, this game does not suck, you're wrong. it's just difficult." wow, DSP saying that. This is probably one of his 'best' playthroughs, even if the commentary is still bland. Only because he acknowledges his mistakes and doesn't blame the game for his fuck ups.

I'm shocked Phil managed to beat some of these bosses in one try.

I like how achievements are gimmicks that he doesn't care about until he gets one and suddenly they're a symbol of how good he is at games.

Well atleast he's slightly smarter than a journalist.

Found these recently whilst searching for people failing at RE0, I've been binge watching since, you've eared a well deserved sub my friend. Keep up the great work dude, these are hilarious.

"I don't want to be one of those people that yells into the camera and pretends to be scared". He said as he screamed at the camera yelling about condiments.

DSP is my favorite lets player when I want annoying background noise

Lol, I completed the game with around 75 deaths. I think Phil's insistence on using weak weapons combined with the health powerups that lower your damage made things much harder on himself. The charge shot absolutely destroys most bosses. If the boss fights in this game are lasting over four minutes you are doing something wrong.

2:23 This tutorial took me an hour. DSP is a cheater confirmed.

The moment DSP acquired the homing shot gun, he basically used it for the rest of the game. And double health bonus. Every game he plays he need to play it the safest way possible, probably because he's afraid people will make fun of him if he dies to much.

2 Phils 1 cup.

Phil vs. Grim Matchstick is such classic DSP. Atrocious reaction speed, every excuse under the sun, blaming the game for his own mistakes, sheer befuddlement in the face of video game mechanics that have existed throughout his entire life -- it's just fucking wonderful. It's like watching someone who's never played a game in his life, yet claims to be amazing at them, get exposed by the most trivial shit. Actually, it's even better than that: sometimes it's almost as if the person playing the game one second isn't the person complaining the next, because they exhibit such a detached understanding of what just happened, giving their fellow man the benefit of the doubt, they surely must be a disinterested bystander, or perhaps a lobotomy patient who no longer possesses spatial reasoning. 27:06 "This one's tough" after he jumped right to his death, zero attempt to clear the gap with an air dash 28:36 This one's interesting. Is he saying he can't dodge the fireballs unless he can tell they'll be jumpers the moment they walk on screen or does he not notice the massive stop, squat and grunt tell? I'm not sure which is worse. Could even be both. 29:08 I guess once a cloud goes past him, it becomes invisible to him. Does he have left side ataxia? He doesn't appear to when he gets a donation. 29:16 Tried to jump over the meteor before he processed where it was -- that's the game's fault, by the way. 31:31 Yeah, getting shot point blank sure is ridiculous when you're the one who controls how close you are to him, as he doesn't move... 33:45 It did not fire two at once. 33:57 "Okay, he tracks me before I'm even there." Proceeds to dodge all the others without even trying to...because they don't really track. 34:26 Jumps over the platform; blames the platform for not catching him. 34:52 Lets everyone know he STILL doesn't understand how the marching fireballs work after 15 deaths. Darn it, game, stop deceiving him! 35:51 After spending 20 seconds not shooting the boss at all, he watches dispassionately as his character collides with the boss's body. He dies, but you see, that's really the game's fault because the boss SHOULD have died in those 2 seconds he stood there immobile while shooting at him. Why didn't the boss die? Because the Moldenhauers are hacks, obviously. Learn 'em, Phil! Wait. Who did you boys consult for this game, Phil SPENCER? Maybe next time you'll ask a real professional. You can't just Google how many hit points Grim Matchsticks are supposed to have, you need the big guns; you need Dr. Phil. Not that one. This one. I mean DSP. A lot of people are named Phil, I'm just realizing. 37:00 This is ridiculous, but they are not. 37:15 I fucking love this moment. He's in the middle of the screen. The tail comes up mid-right. HE RUSHES PAST IT TO GET HIMSELF TRAPPED BETWEEN THE BOSS AND THE TAIL! "Where was I supposed to go," he says. How has he not gotten hit by a car? 37:31 "Random hit." No. Predictable hat. What a spectacle to behold.

"Why am I *cut* overly sensitive.. *cut* I'm toxic! What?!"

About the part of him 'cheesing' the game with homing shot -- he's actually severely gimping himself by using that in the vast majority of fights. He made that last boss WAY harder for himself using that, so actually props for him... Even though he did it inadvertently. Literally any weapon would be better on the last boss over the homing one. It does a lot less damage.

I don't think, that DSP was bad at the game. He is bad at some games, but I don't think, that Cuphead was a bad playthrough of him. I mean, everyone who played the game and is not so much into platformer like I am (last thing I played was Super Meat Boy) knows that this game is hard and for that he wasn't that bad. He didn't even blame the game too much.

Not only super quick work on making this, but I'm loving the move to highlight the hilarious cheers and the focus on Phil's 'give me your money' policy on twitch. New Era of tihydp, good work!

I come back and watch the tihydps just to get a break from his sheer delusion.

He's not terrible at the game, he's just insufferably smug.

Man, Cuphead has brought Phil Defenders out of the woodwork!

I don't think Phil can read. He doesn't understand that health charms and chasers reduce cause reduced damage

46:26 ...The Boss laughed with him... ...That boss must be a DSP fan...

I'll tell you DSP is better at Cuphead than I am.

Honestly, It's kinda wholesome seeing DSP developing a sense of Self Awareness and actually succeeding in a challenging game. I wished he did the same with the other titles he played.

0utsider seal of approval? Well thats my entertainment for the evening sorted, as always thank you for the time and effort you've put in

Keep up the good work 0utsyder, I'm sure DSP will be elated to know his most devoted fans are still working hard on these montages :D

Atleast he beated the tutorial without failure like the journalist

“I’m finally playing cup head” takes five minutes to press start.

Fast turn-out, man. Impressive. Can't wait to fully watch it :)

14:33 Wait he only died 16 times at this point?

"A gaming journalist couldn't beat the tutorial" I mean he kinda has bragging rights..

normal person = damn f'ed up the parry DhipShitPhill = Parry didnt work , i pressed it perfectly

Thanks for making these its waaay more fun to watch and make fun of then watching his actual videos.

The editing at 14:50 caught me off guard. Thank you lmao.

Grim Matchstick needs to be added to the Detractor HOF. That dude pressed Phil harder than Iron Express and Dr Karl combined.

"I got pass the tutorial stage, unlike some journalist" Says DSP as he then forgets the Parry mechanic.

goldencolt and anonymous has serious problems to waste so much money to this sorry excuse of a human

He's still bitching about wireless controllers. I couldn't find any tests that didn't result in either no difference or the wireless one actually having less input lag. Bless the 0utsyder for bringing us yet another kwality TIHYDP.

Aaah precious fast forward through the intro gag. Never going to get tired of that. :)

Aside from the fuckery, I just can't get over how good this game is. It's one of those games that will keep being played over and over even when we have perfect life like VR

The Outsyder uploaded a new TIHYDP? Hell yes! Love your khantent dood

Man these memes are gold. These memes, are gold.

Phil has been such an inspiration for me. He taught us that no matter how hard we lose, you never rage quit. DSP deserves more views and donations. What?

That bit at 38:10 reminds me of Castle of Illusion, that had lots of toys and a similar upside down gimmick.

Anticipation, and build-up to his ejaculation.

1:23:20 "It fires but if you touch it you also take damage" So like every shooting enemy in a platformer in history ever?

20:34 LOL... Look what the letters spell out...

This is gonna be good. I can almost hear the RAGE already. 0utsyder thanks again for your continued service to the community. I salute you good sir.

phil is at his very best when he’s spiraling (the devil). all the sudden the controller stops working, rng ramps up, game is out to get him, etc etc

God, it was so sweet to se Phil rage against the dragon. For me, it was piss easy because i had the smokebomb (best item in the game) and the homing shot, allowing me to focus on dodging. Too bad Phil wasn't able to realize in later stages homing shot is ineffective because of other enemies on the stage.

the editing in this one is spectacular :)

You know how Phil just sometimes starts going "Huh?... What? ... Wh-- huh? Huh?" I just wanna say to him, "Talk it out, honey. You're a Let's Player. Say what's on your mind."

Why did DSP pick the Homing shot for the final boss? Spread or charge would of worked better lol.

"I fell. I wanted to land on that and I missed." Great commentary.

i saw him attempt scat and knew a TIHYDP was coming

I was wondering when this would be a thing. Thanks, Outsyder.

I'm impressed that Phil has completed the tutorial faster than Dean Takahashi.

An over difficult game like this looks good, but that DSP guy is trying to ruined it.

I'm literally stunned by the fact that DSP actually beat this game. I was expecting him to rage quit. xD

This is actually kinda enjoyable to watch him play because it seems like he is actually enjoying himself and not raging all the time and blaming the game and/or the devs for him dying. At least so far, I'm only 15 minutes into the video, idk if he starts that later.

God dammit Phil is better at Cuphead than me

You wasted NO time getting this out. Great work.

He's actually not bad at the game. He's not blaming the game nearly as much, and i only caught him hand-holding a few times, which is surprising because it's a hard game. Seems like our Philly might be growing up a little bit 😭

He is not the worst person I have seen playing this, but again, his attitude just drags everything down.

You know, in a way, zooming in on the tip/cheer messages and getting Phil's reaction is much better than KZfaq comments. lol.

he really feels proud of himself when he unlocks an achievement, sad sad man child, the collect every coin bit, jesus 'im a bad gamer riiiiight??' holy shit, he collected the coins, those easy to grab coins on side scrolling levels, what a hero

I am starting up with my playthrough of cuphead FINALLY Proceeds to not shut up. Already looking amazing.

man, this dude just does NOT let go of the firing button, no matter how unnecessary it is at the time.

God I love DSP. I hope he keeps doing these playthroughs and people keep making compilations.

I always get put off watching when I can tell he's obviously read a guide on something, it took me more than a single attempt until I managed to parry all three question marks that appear above the boss, but he just pulls it off flawlessly.

Oh I've been looking forward to this since he started bragging about beating it lol

He's actually doing pretty good at this game. He admits when he made a mistake, he learns from the mistake, and he eventually wins. Well done, Phil.

He did better than most streamers and he wasn't really salty