wolfmweh >complains that the game is cheating when he loses yet doesn’t mind giving his opponents a disadvantage by driving into them.

wolfmweh #dsplogic

>Rams the opponent >Loses control and crashes >Did you see that?? The guy rammed of off the road!

complains when the game taking shortcuts tells them their cheating yet it ok to him to take a shortcut

Hypocrite man

No, he would have rage & complain by then saying the car can't turn.

@@danskyl7279 "WTF? I tried to turn, didn't work! This fucking Stoopid man!"

@@jordandennis6794 Haha. Yep exactly bud.

Wouldn't even need a steering wheel, DSP hardly uses it in this game anyway.

"Why would I use brake!? It'd slow me down you morahn! Ack ack ack"

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Has this guy ever taken a car off road? does he actually understand loose gravel and dirt? yeah i know it's a long way from his living room ;)

Based off the cheers and tips he brought up in this video I can only imagine it was the Payday that kept driving him from his wheelchair fan base.

I just... want to see him sat down in front of a replay of his own footage. "Ok Phil... he's a montage of every single time you claimed the AI cars were 'strafing' show me the strafing Phil... go on. Here's some of the... objects, that supposedly spawned in front of you. Tell me when you notice them on screen Phil..." I'm just, morbidly curious if he'd have to admit he was wrong, when having literal proof played before his eyes, or if somehow, he'd concoct some unimaginable denial...

@@silvertail7131 He'd just deny it all. In Halo infinite he claims all his deaths are due to lag, he says the latency displayed is wrong, and the devs are lying. on purpose,

@@yungtubercolosis1073 I've seen him play SF games so, I know well the lag excuse. But... how can anyone deny some of the stuff in this one. Claiming he hit nothing when it's right there. Claiming a car made a move which... you can watch it, not do that move. It's not like he can just do the, "naw... I input correctly" bit. It's either there or it's not, and it's on camera... I'm sincerely curious how he'd excuse it. Maybe the old, oh that was so long ago, you're sad to be picking up on that, deflection? He escapes confronting his own stupidity in his own Phil world, but... I'd just love to see him confronted with these irrefutable points where he's obviously wrong

Played this recently cause it was free on PSN n probably one of the most fun racing games I've played in awhile; I loved the card spreads n it wasn't like you couldn't buy upgrades if needed. Only difficult parts were the off road races; was almost always under-leveled, except for the off-road races, n still breezed through Secondly, he complains about not understanding drifting yet it's a concept that's literally explained to kids in the movie Cars lmao

That username 😂

he has a platform so he can talk alot...

Sounds like there was nothing you could do?

bro same lmfaoo

DSP fails so much at regular racing by using a drag car, obviously he knows it. Me: Then why don't you use a non-drag car? lol Omg it's so simple.

Same!!!!!

It repeated so many times I was going insane just watching him play

anything for this, right.

X 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. I hate for the day where Phil's play by play comments become redundant.

its only a game

He's getting paid for it so a little different.

He spent 60 dollars on it instead of paying taxes so he can't sadly

I would have no problem with him being this bad if he just admitted he's fucking shit instead of whining constantly.

Sneezebiscuits If he was a good entertainer/streamer he would laugh at his failure and make it into a joke or something, but no, he actually thinks peepul tune in for his mAd gAeMinG SKiLls so he has to delude himself into thinking everything is the game's fault to repair his shattered ego

B-but lord Phill said this game is garbage. How dare you question dark side pimplesbiffle!

@@sneezebiscuits7239 Do we have to remind you Phil is one of the best overall gamers in the country? Oh well, that's not true, in the world would be more fitting.

chaffXgrenade “OHH THATS FAIRRR RIGHTT.... DUDEEEEE EHBDJSNSKL”

WAU DOOD

has he ever been this salty and toxic? astounding.

It's a little hard to watch, honestly. It's almost worse than the Tekken streams.

The amount of retries he does lol. Any competent player would have mastered the course and corners with less retries and error.

Daily reminder: Phil doesn't seem to know what the left trigger does...almost like some other game he played...makes me wonder...

& He Still Never Wears His Glasses

He believes it, he's that delusional. It's also worth noting that he needs glasses yet refuses to face that reality, this is probably why he often doesn't see things that are right there, like oncoming cars or rocks.

Thank you for that, always one of my favorites too lol

2:13:32 was one, too.

@@jackedgar2460 it’s logical not to use nitrous on corners.

“You guys couldn’t make a video game if someone handed you a completed one” Even his insults make no fucking sense. I love it.

@@JackHolleworth if Phil were to make a video game it would be this press one single button to instantly win.

PTSD...

Nova is confirmed a detractor.

He drove directly into that goddamn tree.

What's better is after every failure the game basically shouts in his face he's under level. But it plinks off like a paper ball being thrown at a blind person.

He doesn't see them because he's blind as a f ucking bat.

Razzo Leanne. Close enough Laugh out Loud.

Yeah! Fuck Cunt Boxes!!

Btw they got rid of them

Dogsplained haha he has ! Dam whaT a fucking loser L 7 WEINER HAHA

59:59 _"How can you concentrate on racing and livestreaming at the same time?"_

I had to skip that shit!

It goes on for like 10min too. He beats every shitty joke he makes to death, it’s unbearable.

Out of all the things, he complains about the aspect that every nfs since blackbox does. Its amazing. Also the contradictions "Ghost games doesnt know how to do racing games!" "I dont play racing games very much"

Payback was a shit game still but Heat was great. Too bad now Ghost games will not make the new one.

This is why fast travel was a mistake, because dipshits like this would whine about "backtracking" or "needless exploration/walking"

Video games in general arent his thing.

spiidey1 True.

Well, to be honest, some older need for speed games (Underground 1&2, most wanted and carbon) didn't really require you to upgrade your car much. Upgrades barely mattered due to heavy rubberbanding, and the AIs having their cars set to match your car's performance. Now here comes the game where car performance actually matters (and that's how it should be - it's like that in real life too) and this scrub complains, twisting it around that game devs want you to spend real money to upgrade your cars. Says I'm not spending 200k on a lambo, while having like 500k.. I mean, if it's not meant to be used for buying cars, then what on earth is he saving that for?

I remembered in Most Wanted for PS2 you could tear up half the Blacklist with a modified Impala or Gulf if you wanted to. Good times. Also during the race with Natalia, there's a reference to Carbon. Guess Wolf from TFK is one of her subscribers now after losing his DB9.

Yeah, MW is beatable even with your starter car.. I think someone did it with the Cobalt from start to finish. I remember I was so used to those nfs games, that when I played Gran Turismo, I was left speechless when I saw that cars in challenges have preset performance. So if you go in with an underpowered car, you may end up not being able to catch up to the leader, or just manage to keep them just barely out of your reach due to their car having superior performance. Then you go back, install a couple of parts, tune it up a little. start the event again.. and all of a sudden, your car is smoking everyone, and you can almost dance around the leader - he can no longer generate that gap. It felt so satisfying, and you could literally *FEEL* how much more powerful your car got. That's something I was barely able to notice in those nfs games since most of the time, they catch up to you no matter how well you try to drive, making you start questioning your own driving style and end up changing it, and driving worse. That is just horrible. Those games literally punished you for driving good, and rewarded you for driving badly (Ai would slow down to allow you to catch up and overtake them).

Patreon Beggar "I need dat muneh. To pay my bills."

“With the help of my viewers and patrons, you guys supported me and helped energize me through this playthrough *SNORT*”

Pride...maybe.

He also accelerates before turns instead of slowing down. Common sense dictates that you should never do that shit, even in a video game. I just hope that DSP doesn't have his driver's license.

DeathlikeSilence when you don’t leave the house who needs driving skills? *snort*

His racing lines are cringe-inducing.. oh and his braking also, I see him about to enter a sharp corner from miles and I'm like ok, it's time to slow down a bit and.. er slow down.. dude you really need to slo- **attempts to drift a U-turn at top speed and goes way too wide** then the AI overtakes him and he's like YEAHH no rubberbanding in this game uh-huh... and I'm just sitting there like... sigh... oh my god.. never give pigs a driving license. Also love when he whines about the car fishtailing... says cars can only fishtail at higher speeds... ah philly boy, cars (especially high-powered ones) can be a nightmare to start moving from a standstill, especially if you need to steer also, something formula drivers have to overcome after they spin out in a crash and want to rejoin the track, they really need to caress that throttle until the tires grip the road before they can nail it down. If the car's fishtailing too much, then how about you ease up on that throttle a little and not slam it down like a scrub. He did the exact same thing in Driver: San Francisco with Pagani Zonda, just slamming that gas pedal and wondering why is the car fishtailing so much. Slower but stable and error-free racing >>> Going flat-out on the gas pedal like an idiot, thinking races are won on who holds down the gas pedal the longest.

He has a condition?

It really makes me wonder if he's driven a car recently

@@nothingforgrantedPS23 Gout and he's legally required to wear glasses. And by evidence by all the TIHYDP clearly has the reaction time of a stunned rhino.

Jeffrey Smith hilarious

That Audi Maxes at 299, it's part him and part that the car is too slow. He really needs to build up or buy a derelict at the Runner Shop. The Chevy C-10 is probably the Best Runner in the Game, it's heavy to begin with, being a Truck. Fully Upgraded to 399, including Chasis Re-enforcement from Live Tuning - (Middle Slider), it's nearly unstoppable. It pushes the Cops/Civies out of the way with ease, even the Impact from Rhinos is reduced.

NOTHING HE COULD DO!!!!!!!

Not to mention spamming nitro while doing turns and getting mad when he loses control.

He's worse at riding Motorcycles. Go look up the Mission O.G. Loc under Phil's GTA SA playthrough. That is full of Fails, one time, he gets the bike stuck in a dumpster.

@@SouthernR0cker4Life”It’s like NIGHTTIME and he’s still doing it”

No idea where you're getting that from

Phil knows he's shit at the game. Either that or he's just trying to cheese the game like a little bitch

Senator Painis You got a link to the video where he confirms it?

@Abyssal Wolf Right here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZmdl9yondfLoXU.html The Man-Baby believes that he was 'trolled' because people told him to play on NG+, despite the fact that he should have known his slow reflexes and lack of spatial awareness would be no match for the increased difficulty

So. Just finished "Double or nothing" - steal two gold plated cars mission, which should bring me up to the end of the first vid. Current stats: Crash: 83 Mission failed: 74 Restarts: 11 Total play time: 18h 48m 37s That looks better than DSP thus far (if you lump mission failed and restarts into a single score). I honestly thought I'd make it through with single digit restarts but one mission (Gallo's 2nd to last one) REALLY ground my gears. Things like easy to miss check points and consecutive black screen crashes, ugh. A good number of those restarts and crashes come from challenging Roaming Racers. At least 3 times I lost because i started rammed into a telephone pole while the opponent was already in motion. All in all, I'm having fun and definitely taking advantage of not being on stream so I can explore and do side activities.

And just finished the game! I had fun, though I have to admit at times I was rather frustrated with races and events. A few last second losses... That race that DSP took 90 minutes to pass? Holy hell, that's an extremely unforgiving course. I only failed it about 5 times so it took me about 25 minutes, but that level does NOT play around. No barriers on cliffs, easy to miss checkpoints, I had to fight for every inch of my lead. It helps that it has laps so you get more practice but still, not easy! Alright. Game stats. Compared to DSP's 1D 6H 6M, I completed the game in 1D 3H 32M (including exploring and side content) Compared to DSP's 244 crashes, I black-screen crashed 206 Compared to DSP's 64 Missions Failed, I had 111 Compared to DSP's 209 restarts I had 25 Compared to DSP's 5 quits, I had 1 (exited the Outlaw's Rush to tune my offroad car) Compared to DSP's 10 slams, I had 0 Compared to DSP's 293 Game/Dev sucks comments, I had 0. Compared to DSP's Rank 32, I completed it as Rank 42. Compared to DSP's 0 completed side bets, I completed 16. Can't say how much he earned, but I got a total of $4,029,750. Oh, not a perfect game, but had no reason to specifically complain about it. Sure, I failed more missions than he did, but overall had fewer mission attempts than he did. I would play out a course to learn it and practice and, sometimes, I'd even rise the Phoenix and win a race I was certain I'd lost. I never needed to grind. it always seemed that I had just enough money and/or skill to keep progressing with the current missions. I ended up cheating a bit in locating the Derelict cars (couldn't figure out the map clues) and made those my primary vehicles. Outside of the two cars selected at the beginning of the game, I never bought a car. I don't think I ever ran a race under-leveled, but could be mistaken. Some missions that DSP struggled with (such as the junk-in-the-road one) i completed first try, while at least once he outperformed me (he beat Lina on his first attempt, it took me about 7/8 tries). I definitely had more fun that he did and suspect that I did more extracurricular activities like the Roaming Racers than he did. All in all I had fun and plan on spending more time in the game.

@@andrewshouse9840 dsp doesn't like to learn how to play a game

This is probably my favorite comment chain. Like... bravo for going the most direct path to try the game out. I’m doing the same now, as well as Heat, and enjoying both!

@@amyallen6863 Yeah, Heat was fun. I started trying to track my stats in case Phil ever picked it up but it just didn't lend itself to counting crashes. I swear I STILL have "Tu Manera" rattling around my head. The nighttime chases were intense though.

What did you expect from a gout-ridden fucktard that rage-quit a LEGO game and a Mickey Mouse game?

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