This Is How You DON'T Play GTA: Vice City Stories

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Kelsper

Kelsper

10 жыл бұрын

All credit goes to chaffXgrenade for the "FAILS AT" watermark that is used in this video.
The black bar at the bottom of the video is DSP's fault, not mine. Bugged Recording Mechanics. One thing is that the comments are perhaps a little too transparent. Hopefully you can still read them. Sorry about that.
A showcase of horrendous driving, butchering of classic songs, an inability to use the aiming system properly, mission failures, blaming the game and of course the frantic calling of bugs and glitches - some justified, most fictional. This is my first TIHYDP and so it may be a bit amateur-ish in terms of the editing and such, but I wanted to make it long as possible so I didn't miss anything - I also wanted to get a balanced show of rage-filled failures, his attempts at singing, terrible navigational skills and blatant lies that he tries to spew. The start is a little slow because of this, through wanting some clips from the earlier missions. So I hope you are able to survive over two hours of Phil going back to Vice City - I barely didn't!
Enjoy.

Пікірлер: 653
@BlackStar6013
@BlackStar6013 10 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad real firefighters don't have phil's mentality: *firefighters arrive on scene spray the fire for 3 seconds* "it doesn't work guys wrap it up, let's go"
@atomsmasher703
@atomsmasher703 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, I literally read your comment as he was spraying the water, and saying "it's not working at all"...
@sachin8949
@sachin8949 5 жыл бұрын
It's a bug, ohh my god the game is glitched. Who designed this crap? Probably complain about this too in those 3 seconds.
@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333
@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333 5 жыл бұрын
Also he sprays the air through the top of the flame, instead of the base of the fire. He had the same problem with the fire extinguisher in San Andreas. He sprayed the flame in the air, instead of the material which is on fire at the base.
@arkle519
@arkle519 3 жыл бұрын
Either that or they scream at the fire for refusing to be put out. *wtf d00d this is bullshit god made bugged fire mechanics*
@professorpenne9962
@professorpenne9962 Жыл бұрын
dood this fire is fawkin bullsheet. my hose is lagging water inputs, nothing I can do.
@IgnatiusAlpha
@IgnatiusAlpha 9 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha, that genuine rage when he screams "WHAT!!!" at 1:16:28. I have never in my life seen someone play Grand Theft Auto so badly, especially driving. Dude acts like he has a seizure every time he accelerates in any vehicle he gets in. Terrible.
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 6 күн бұрын
@@IgnatiusAlpha Dude thats actually how i rage when i fail in GTA. No, really, It's really how i get mad at GTA or when things don't go my way at 1:16:28. I can actually feel DSP's pain as i'm not the only one with anger issues over a game here and i'm sick of people laughing at DSP especially when he fails at a poorly designed game like GTA. 🤦‍♂️ These crappy GTA games really make you wanna appreciate E.T and Pac-Man on Atari 2600, do you? Heck, Even NES games weren't this brutal as at least they didn't insult you and call you names like GTA did like for example, seeing that "You couldn't win a raffle, loser" in GTA 3 when failing the Turismo mission. So yeah, I can totally feel DSP's frustration while playing GTA and we all need to stop nitpicking him way too much and give him some respect and it's NOT because he plays a game poorly. And do not "Ha ha ha" DSP, NEVER, "HA-HA" at DSP!
@lukeskywalker4989
@lukeskywalker4989 7 ай бұрын
Still comedy gold 9 years later... And the pigroach hasn't changed a bit
@ImIncluded166
@ImIncluded166 6 ай бұрын
Ikr I come back to these every year lol never gets old 😂
@stonecoldhooligani3862
@stonecoldhooligani3862 4 ай бұрын
Still sucks at games but now he's upped the begging to inhuman levels
@lukeskywalker4989
@lukeskywalker4989 4 ай бұрын
@stonecoldhooligani3862 that won't stop, unless someone scares him. He's too comfortable in the snort fort. The only way to sort him out is face to face. Then he can't lie, snivel or worm his way out.
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 6 күн бұрын
@@lukeskywalker4989 Not really, imo. Honestly these videos just show that we finally had enough of Rockstars bullshit for like 23 years now.
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 6 күн бұрын
@@stonecoldhooligani3862 Yeah, right. 🤣
@MichaelMitchell-nn2ig
@MichaelMitchell-nn2ig 8 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, 21:30 has the *best* pronunciation of the phrase ''C'mon now!'' I've ever heard x'D
@fourcrippledhorses
@fourcrippledhorses 9 жыл бұрын
1:23:38 Only DSP could destroy a bullet proof limo.
@momensalahyahya7415
@momensalahyahya7415 9 жыл бұрын
55 3 song from scarface the world is yours
@pokefan2552
@pokefan2552 8 жыл бұрын
+fourcrippledhorses Thats BULLSHIT DOOOOOOOD!
@minuano3051
@minuano3051 6 жыл бұрын
"Kill Phil?! Phil who?!" Phil... you.
@blissfulinsomniac5711
@blissfulinsomniac5711 7 жыл бұрын
2:09:31- "Welp, there goes Lance!" As Lance lands on top of a moving taxi. THAT sent me into a full-body laughgasm.
@Kacp3rrak
@Kacp3rrak 8 ай бұрын
"i guess he wont be in Rush Hour 3"
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 7 күн бұрын
@@blissfulinsomniac5711 That's GTA for you.
@cosmin5402
@cosmin5402 5 жыл бұрын
This guy can set a car on fire even without traffic.
@valentinom.4292
@valentinom.4292 2 жыл бұрын
I stopped destroying my cars like that when i turned 13
@jameswood3625
@jameswood3625 5 жыл бұрын
1:46:50 the irony of the music from the radio station "tryna take control" as he crashes
@lawrenceibbetson9578
@lawrenceibbetson9578 9 жыл бұрын
1:37:17 -- "Oh well. One less mission for me. I don't even care." Really shows DSP'S priorities. He doesn't give a fuck about the game, or games in general. He wants as few missions as possible so he can finish the game and make money. I know that for me, someone who actually likes video games, I'd never say "oh well, one less mission!" I'd want MORE missions
@error_404.69
@error_404.69 Жыл бұрын
That hasn't changed in 7 years 😂
@Giorgiamammacinzia
@Giorgiamammacinzia Жыл бұрын
DESPAWNS WEAPONS
@LordFrostDeath
@LordFrostDeath 10 жыл бұрын
>>>"COME ON, MAN!! I TOOK INSANE DAMAGE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!" >>>Stands in the middle of EVERYWHERE while being used as target practice. Never change, Phil. Never change.
@error_404.69
@error_404.69 Жыл бұрын
He hasn't 😂
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 6 күн бұрын
@@LordFrostDeath Guys we need to stop nitpicking DSP 🤦‍♂️
@GrimFox47
@GrimFox47 8 жыл бұрын
9:30 Yes Phil, only in Vice City can it rain with little to no clouds in the sky, except Florida where it can be raining around the corner from your house and be sunny down the block
@AceTrainerBanana
@AceTrainerBanana 8 жыл бұрын
1:48:18 That was beautiful. Just drives off the side and flips over. Then he makes the worst seal impression ever. Wonderful.
@skuly2k
@skuly2k 9 жыл бұрын
1:16:28 - Epic "WHUT!!!"
@irontomato3835
@irontomato3835 6 жыл бұрын
*WAT!* Are you kidding me?
@KeeperOfPoops
@KeeperOfPoops 3 жыл бұрын
@@irontomato3835 I was going full speed, pulling away and this guy still opened the door!
@loll33882
@loll33882 3 жыл бұрын
@@KeeperOfPoops bullshit this game is bullshit dude
@atomsmasher703
@atomsmasher703 6 жыл бұрын
53:10 Why is he saying Vice City Stories was harder than this game, when he's playing Vice City Stories... did I miss something?
@riakami17
@riakami17 8 жыл бұрын
"Freddie Goes To Hollywood"? ITS FRANKIE. Bugged Relax Mechanics
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 7 жыл бұрын
More like "Bugged Music Artist Mechanics".
@riakami17
@riakami17 7 жыл бұрын
That works too
@phillipstone9733
@phillipstone9733 6 жыл бұрын
36:36 The letters of the names of the missions on the map sums this up pretty nicely!
@William_J
@William_J 9 жыл бұрын
I actually like the mass volume of comments. It really keeps me engaged since I feel the need to pay attention so I dont miss a comment. Without the mass comments I'm just watching DSP poorly play a game and there's no enjoyment in that. It's also funny seeing what people think when Phil massively fails a mission or wipes out his car. It's also good to see how many of Phil's fans are actually eager for the TIHYDP, since he makes it sound like it's only a niche group of circle jerkers watching these. But from what it seems I'm in the minority lol. This video was really well done.
@Kelsper
@Kelsper 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro. I probably could have given the comments another pass at least, though.
@TommyTakeover
@TommyTakeover 9 жыл бұрын
I agree. No1 really wants to watch one of Phil videos, its more about the comment; correcting him in his errors and putting his ego in check. tbh, I really hate it when people do TIHYDP's and they just meme pictures or there own text. It makes it seem more selfish to the person making the TIHYDP, instead of everyone else which is how I personally see it. This is one of the better ones I've seen personally. I also find it funny that there are people that just cut Phil's fails and don't add anything else, yet none of there really get flak for it, yet you do for what? lots of comments, which the point of TIHYDP? idk get it. Anyway one of the fav. Well done.
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 7 күн бұрын
@William_J Yeah, right, he actually isn't really playing the game poorly. It's how the game is designed, folks. And plus everything DSP says in his videos are true, you guys are just contradicting the truth here.
@Alucah
@Alucah 10 жыл бұрын
I really hate how he plays an open world game with the mindset of a linear game that has predetermined enemies, health, weapons, etc.
@FearsBackNDreams
@FearsBackNDreams 5 жыл бұрын
17:55-18:25 might be the funniest shit I’ve seen in my entire life omg 😂
@Cosmic76Guardian
@Cosmic76Guardian 9 ай бұрын
First, he hijacked the biker's bike, but got hijacked by the biker to get his bike back, and then knocked the biker again, but unfortunately... got knocked off and busted by a cop. 😂 Yeah, that's something that could possibly go wrong with Phil. Absolute hilarious. 🤣
@LarryIbbetsonIII
@LarryIbbetsonIII 9 жыл бұрын
1:13:16 "After two minor touches, the car explodes!" Phil would know about minor-touching given he and Pandalee's situation, lol.
@error_404.69
@error_404.69 Жыл бұрын
This comment, Chef's kiss 😂 Also I'm glad panda eventually left his ass
@TatsTopVideos
@TatsTopVideos 9 жыл бұрын
2:12:02 He says he has played every GTA game. but doesn't list GTA original, GTA London, GTA 2 and GTA Chinatown Wars.
@mrgta9634
@mrgta9634 9 жыл бұрын
And GTA LCS
@sebbro9432
@sebbro9432 9 жыл бұрын
Tats TopVideos Tats? I didn't expect to find you here!
@TatsTopVideos
@TatsTopVideos 9 жыл бұрын
Seb Bro Oh you'll see me around some of DSP's train wreck of videos =3
@sebbro9432
@sebbro9432 9 жыл бұрын
Tats TopVideos Yeah, one simply doesn't take the eyes off of this show!
@SuperDuperNick
@SuperDuperNick 8 жыл бұрын
GTA LCS as well. He really should play GTA Liberty City Stories the most because he has played every GTA 3D Era game except for Liberty City Stories :/
@TinoTheFox
@TinoTheFox 4 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or did Phil say "Now how is that my prault?!" at about the 26:50 mark?
@sachikiriyama6705
@sachikiriyama6705 7 жыл бұрын
I love Vice City Stories. It's my favorite next to the original Vice City.
@mm.dra69
@mm.dra69 7 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep watching this and woke up due to this scrub shouting at some minor thing.
@loll33882
@loll33882 Жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeDudeLol OH MY GOD DOOD THIS IS STOOPID SHIT!! THIS GAME IS FULL OF SHIT
@ElSandwich777
@ElSandwich777 11 ай бұрын
Inconsiderate Asshole can’t even let you sleep in peace.
@deixos2224
@deixos2224 6 ай бұрын
I still remember when people said scrub to anyone lol
@ImIncluded166
@ImIncluded166 6 ай бұрын
​@@deixos2224i still hear it today lol 😂
@number1enemyoftheuseless985
@number1enemyoftheuseless985 5 ай бұрын
Lol what a muppet to fall asleep to👍
@widowmaker5544
@widowmaker5544 2 жыл бұрын
24:41 what? WHAT? WHAT THE FHLUCK DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?! the way he said it killed me
@dept-7443
@dept-7443 4 жыл бұрын
27:55 only Phil can get himself into situations like this.
@MrDmoney156
@MrDmoney156 10 жыл бұрын
It's funny that everytime i skip minutes into the video i see "Mission Failed" every single time lmfao!
@Theevil6ify
@Theevil6ify 10 жыл бұрын
Wow. I actually checked out Phil's actual channel for the first time in about a year (only the second time ever) and saw that he was doing this playthrough. I immediately got a feeling of both interest at seeing one of my old favorites being played, quickly followed by horror at the realization that PHIL was doing it. I instantly wanted to say "Can't wait for the next edition of T.I.H.Y.D.P: Vice City Stories. But, since he had just begun it, I figured "Well, he's only just started. Maybe, just MAYBE, I should give him a chance. Let him get into it a while. Who knows? He might actually be decent at it." Oh, silly, silly me.
@noptic
@noptic 6 жыл бұрын
Only DSP would complain about too much driving in a gta game. Only him. No one else would even bother saying it or even thinking it.
@mitchnorton2
@mitchnorton2 9 жыл бұрын
I want this video from the perspective of the AI complaining about how shit Phil is
@Ness793
@Ness793 7 жыл бұрын
It's a bullet proof Limo, not a stupidity proof Limo. 1:23:30
@Captaincj2005
@Captaincj2005 Жыл бұрын
I like how the lightning flashes at 1:38:28-1:38:30 line up with the beat of the drums.
@CelestialHunter-
@CelestialHunter- 9 күн бұрын
HOLY........:0
@anthonymiller934
@anthonymiller934 7 жыл бұрын
Psychol's comment at 2:07:54 was fucking perfect.
@mrgta9634
@mrgta9634 6 жыл бұрын
29:02 He sounded like Tiny Harris from Xscape when he accidentally walked into the rampage mission 😂😂😂
@lawrenceibbetson9578
@lawrenceibbetson9578 8 жыл бұрын
Game: Shoot VALVES to turn off oil Phil: The fuck do I do?! Classic.
@RobloxSugarFanta
@RobloxSugarFanta 8 жыл бұрын
wtf is his laugh "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
@Flash_205
@Flash_205 8 жыл бұрын
+RSugarFanta *Claps like a seal*
@jermafan111
@jermafan111 5 жыл бұрын
lmao good comment
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 жыл бұрын
15:51 My exact words to describe DSPGaming.
@archivedaccount5990
@archivedaccount5990 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Lance. Don't stand near explosions. Don't stand in the fucking line of fire. Don't shoot me." Ignoring the fact that _you_ have done all three of those things repeatedly.
@gggd1g837
@gggd1g837 4 жыл бұрын
Find out this video like 6 years after it has been uploaded but i've never laughed so much in my entire life, i literally love this game and knowing every single mistake he was going to make it's fucking amazing, thank you for this video, you made my day in this quarantine, even if this is an old video. (sorry for my English if i wrote something wrong :))
@SSofIreland
@SSofIreland 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, good Lord. I had the PS2 port of VCS when I was about twelve, and every single mission that takes Phil God knows how many attempts, I managed to beat in one or two attempts. Whose idea was it to actually let this guy do Let's Plays for money?
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 жыл бұрын
I dunno. This guy makes PewDiePie look professional.
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 2 ай бұрын
And i thought i was the one who had anger issues over these games 🤣 He's got the point. Rockstar has been driving me crazy anyways for 20+ years with their shitty ass games that don't work. 🤦‍♂️
@Jareb_Delgado
@Jareb_Delgado 15 күн бұрын
@@unchi1999 I can tell you have the same skill level as DSP.
@unchi1999
@unchi1999 15 күн бұрын
@@Jareb_Delgado Whatever you say, dude, Whatever you say 🤦‍♂️
@Jareb_Delgado
@Jareb_Delgado 7 күн бұрын
@@unchi1999 Yes, you have a skill issue. These games aren't even that hard to beat.
@drunkbottlemaniac
@drunkbottlemaniac 9 жыл бұрын
Bottom right corner "DSP fails at gaming". That was funny. Took me a while to notice it. XD
@ShadowsBehindU
@ShadowsBehindU 8 жыл бұрын
"Get inside!" *jumps* "I'm stuck!" "I'M STUCK- I can't move at all!" "DOOD, I'm stuck and I can't get on that bike and I can't move!" Yelling at the screen sure helps, a lot.
@MrMcKane
@MrMcKane 10 жыл бұрын
We all need to band together as one and find one game, ONE GAME for Phil to play from beginning to end where he doesn't complain. I'd like to nominate, Mario Teaches Typing 2.
@snakeworldorder7905
@snakeworldorder7905 10 жыл бұрын
"YO WHAT THE FUCK ???! I didn't want to put E ! Man this game is so bugged. No wonder every kids are dumbasses, they played this buggy trash of a game."
@Queliriss
@Queliriss 10 жыл бұрын
Snake World Order I was just about to say something like that, lol
@MrDmoney156
@MrDmoney156 10 жыл бұрын
How about Elmo's ABC adventure on the PlayStation 1? Since he probably won't do the Nintendo 64 version xD
@MortalSora
@MortalSora 9 жыл бұрын
MrDmoney156"WHAT!? I don't know how to spell! This is so stupid! What does spelling have to do with Elmo anyways!?"
@MrDmoney156
@MrDmoney156 9 жыл бұрын
David Adamson lmao! Sorry for the late reply back, but i seriously want to see him play some Super Famicom games someday or some Japanese import games cuz usually those versions of games are actually a bit more easier and gives some slight balance to the difficulty. But anyways, back to elmo ahem.. "Yo this game is madd buggy dude! Look! I'm walking over the mountains & underwater hahaha haw haw haw *clap* *clap* wow man! This is the epitome of bad programming! Haha!!
@alptigin5438
@alptigin5438 10 жыл бұрын
Why does he keep bitching about the map being too big? It's just Vice City right? The easiest way to make money in the second half of VC is do the last street race. Which is a circuit of the entire city. And only takes 4 minutes.
@HappiestHappy
@HappiestHappy 3 жыл бұрын
29:01 I am in tears. In shambles.
@jimmyperkins97
@jimmyperkins97 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder what rockstar thinks about this.
@AriRx
@AriRx 7 жыл бұрын
jimmyperkins91 I know right
@ratso8193
@ratso8193 5 жыл бұрын
@johnny jh Do they really?
@ItsRawdraft2
@ItsRawdraft2 3 жыл бұрын
Considering they keep dumbing down their games, they love it
@jimmyperkins97
@jimmyperkins97 3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsRawdraft2 stop replying to an old comment
@ItsRawdraft2
@ItsRawdraft2 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyperkins97 Or what?
@MarioLopez-xe7zh
@MarioLopez-xe7zh 7 жыл бұрын
1:41:26 OMG, did he seriously named the part like that, my sides, god damnit
@FreeArtFreestheWorld
@FreeArtFreestheWorld 10 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Phil fuck up a driving mission and get the vehicle stuck I think of that scene in the first Austin Powers flick where he's driving the cart and is stuck in the tunnel.
@GeoCode6
@GeoCode6 8 жыл бұрын
1:51:23 skips the armor like a badass
@TheNexDude
@TheNexDude 5 жыл бұрын
How did he not automatically figure out that this is the same map of Vice City. It's similar because it's the same damn map
@MyInnerWeirdo
@MyInnerWeirdo 6 жыл бұрын
This guy makes Carl Johnson look like a competent driver.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 жыл бұрын
36:25 "They won't let me buy my guns back, they took 'em away!" BULL! SHIT! It asked you if you want the guns back, but you declined it when you pressed Triangle!
@SpcNorthDakota1256
@SpcNorthDakota1256 9 жыл бұрын
43:26 I could see Trevor saying that to Phil in real life XD
@Brutalearll
@Brutalearll 10 жыл бұрын
everything he plays ends up with, ''its bugged'' ''what a stoopid fucking mission dewd'' ''nooooooooo nooooooo noooooooooo'' or ''this is so dumb'' and fake laughter, why cant someone take his internet away
@Pingaheimer
@Pingaheimer 9 жыл бұрын
because it's fucking hilarious?
@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 10 жыл бұрын
Are you fucking serious, it's glitched it wont let me get in the car. *fake rages*.
@lordzandig247
@lordzandig247 10 жыл бұрын
I love how you're partnered with Machinima and KZfaq can't claim copyright on your videos. I liked how you said the music adds a lot to the atmosphere, only for you to shit on them. I love ABC and I have to tell you something Phil, I've seen your future and you can't afford it.
@lordzandig247
@lordzandig247 10 жыл бұрын
shadowofchaos725 I know.
@shadowofchaos725
@shadowofchaos725 10 жыл бұрын
Lord Zandig Whoops. Joke's on me. Deleting. Sorry.
@lordzandig247
@lordzandig247 10 жыл бұрын
shadowofchaos725 It's fine, the problem is I came out too strong.
@Jakethesnake1281
@Jakethesnake1281 10 жыл бұрын
You """""""""""earn""""""""""" that paycheck there philip
@SirCaco
@SirCaco 9 жыл бұрын
17:47 - 18:29 roflmao my sides right now
@TheSpectre2300
@TheSpectre2300 10 жыл бұрын
Even in video games, Phil should be wearing his glasses to drive! Very nice for a first TIHYDP! Great collection of failures!
@GmodCaboose56
@GmodCaboose56 9 жыл бұрын
This became one of my favorite TIHYDP videos. So much rage, so much stupidity, just like TIHYDP GTA San Andreas(Chaff Edition). I laughed my ass off so much. This is why Phil is only entertaining when he does something stupid and gets angry about it, but when he whines, complains, and crys about something, it only makes it less fun to watch.
@Kelsper
@Kelsper 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks, man. Love your TIHYDP (and DSP) videos too, actually, they're excellent, along with Chaff's videos!
@i_am_dementia9926
@i_am_dementia9926 7 жыл бұрын
I love how I can perfectly play this on the Psp with no problem, but Phil on the ps3, it's just a huge as challenge.
@thedoominator
@thedoominator 10 жыл бұрын
My favorite parts were the antenne mission, him constantly crashing into shit and the one with Lance being in the way with the bike.
@watonemillion
@watonemillion 7 жыл бұрын
1:52:38 look at that sunset
@BlackDynamite641
@BlackDynamite641 8 жыл бұрын
Phil should be a game tester. he seems to be able find bugs that other people never experience. here's what he can do. first he becomes a game tester. then he can find bugs and do his playthroughs. he can get paid for funding bugs and he can upload the playthroughs when the game releases.
@BenyoBoy
@BenyoBoy 9 жыл бұрын
This is a really well edited compilation, I loved it! I'd like to second the comment what praised the amount of comments showed in the video, it must have been a lot of work to do, but this keeps me rewatching these compilations over and over. Keep up the good work!
@HatesStupidPeople194
@HatesStupidPeople194 9 жыл бұрын
lmfao 23:07 "Thanks for the bike" Proceeds to drive up a pole falling off. HAHA
@deadchanneldontwatch7347
@deadchanneldontwatch7347 2 жыл бұрын
32:47 what a banger tho 34:08 35:43 😂😂😂 54:17 🤣🤣🤣 1:03:53 Turn On, Tune In, Bugged out 1:05:19 13:17 😂😂 23:37 I never did the Rampages in this GTA and that scared the crap out of me 1:16:26 🤣🤣🤣 1:22:55 1:26:18 we are tooo hiiiigh 1:47:59 😆😆😆😆
@dot.2985
@dot.2985 6 жыл бұрын
15:51 Vic says the truth about DSP
@loll33882
@loll33882 3 жыл бұрын
Your biggest mistake _bring born_
@OrthwormJEB
@OrthwormJEB 10 жыл бұрын
We can add this to the list of TIHYDP list. For your first TIHYDP, this is well made. And kudos for making the ending there.
@AriRx
@AriRx 7 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch Phil play I instantly fall asleep. Like for real he just makes me tired af. So thx Phil 😁😂
@neilb5007
@neilb5007 9 жыл бұрын
i think dsp was born in 2000 cuz he hates great music i know im only 15 but my dad listens to these songs that he is going "ew" to and i'm just sitting here like wtf
@LarryIbbetsonIII
@LarryIbbetsonIII 9 жыл бұрын
This is a great TIHYDP video. Keep it up!
@POOKESU
@POOKESU 7 жыл бұрын
every time he says "what the fuck did i do wrong", what comes to mind is "You blabbed Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!"
@MasterCrash123
@MasterCrash123 4 жыл бұрын
I tell you one thing: this TIHYDP is the funniest shit ever when you're high, especially the parts where he gets super pissed. Please don't ever delete this.
@Giorgiamammacinzia
@Giorgiamammacinzia Жыл бұрын
ESPECIALLY DESTROY YOUR IPHONE WITH THE DESKTOP DESTROYER AS WELL AS THE SURVIVALCRAFT ARE ALSO PUNISHED AT ALL
@Giorgiamammacinzia
@Giorgiamammacinzia Жыл бұрын
MISSION FAILED AND ESPECIALLY YOU HAVE DIED CAUSE OF DEATH KILLED BY A LION
@Giorgiamammacinzia
@Giorgiamammacinzia Жыл бұрын
ESPECIALLY YOU NEED TO PLAY WITH THE DESKTOP DESTROYER NOW OR ELSE I GONNA DESTROY YOUR IPHONE
@safefunnyvideos
@safefunnyvideos Жыл бұрын
@@Giorgiamammacinzia ??????
@adrianharper9462
@adrianharper9462 7 жыл бұрын
Shame that he made his playthroughs private, but hey at least these TIHYDP videos skip all the BS.
@spiidey1
@spiidey1 10 жыл бұрын
1:53:07 That goddamn laugh.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 жыл бұрын
2:00:54 Me: That's a bunch of lies, Phil! Tell me the truth, where did you learn the 8423 code and pretended that you guessed it? Phil: Uhh, the stream chat? *burps*
@outlawdraven3235
@outlawdraven3235 8 жыл бұрын
DRINKING GAME!!!! Take a shot everytime Phil says a mission is stupid. WARNING:Do not actually attempt,you will die in the first 20 minutes. XD
@saulgonzalez1645
@saulgonzalez1645 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@coolguy02536
@coolguy02536 8 жыл бұрын
LOL XD EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC XPPPPPPPPPPP xPPP
@bigmouthprick5852
@bigmouthprick5852 4 жыл бұрын
bugged alcohol mechanics "Liver failure??? ack ack ack this is stoopid"
@arkle519
@arkle519 3 жыл бұрын
47:47 "you can't jump over fences in this game" *jumps over fence with ease*
@SpeccyHorace
@SpeccyHorace Жыл бұрын
Eh? No he didn't?
@jettythesunfish
@jettythesunfish 9 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd really like to know what kind of music Phil likes. He either disses or mocks at least every single track he comes across within the games.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 9 жыл бұрын
I think he likes metal music, and hip-hop, and dubstep.
@Doughty321
@Doughty321 9 жыл бұрын
This is amazing, I've no idea who this person playing is but it's hilarious watching him play and the comments are the icing on the cake. Thank you for this :D
@onyxmissile
@onyxmissile 9 жыл бұрын
"I LOVE GTA Vice City! Everything about it is amazing! Except the gameplay. And that's in the 80s with that shitty music! Pffff! Buggy radio music! Radio Ga Ga? More like Radio Ga Gay! Thank God for "Gloria", righ? The only track I need, man! AH AH AH AH! *snort* Yes"
@muramesa21
@muramesa21 10 жыл бұрын
17:38 to 18:27 bugged karma mechanics :P.
@muramesa21
@muramesa21 10 жыл бұрын
Nevermind the whole DumbShittyPlaythrough is bugged karma.
@permexOQ
@permexOQ 9 жыл бұрын
1:54:15 Bugged Lance mechanics.
@FabioGnecco
@FabioGnecco 7 ай бұрын
Still one of the best TIHYDP out there lmao
@TheBeresford7
@TheBeresford7 Жыл бұрын
"I TOOK 400 photos ! , I got big ones , small ones , pictures of their dicks! " That one nearly had me ROFLing
@KloudNyx
@KloudNyx 10 жыл бұрын
I love how you decreased the opacity of the comments so that you can still see the gameplay. Good job
@l0lhei541
@l0lhei541 9 жыл бұрын
I subscribed to DSP. I did. Solely to have him keep doing these kinds of things. Really, without a "This is how you DON'T play" to watch in the weekends with my buddies wile we play games we enjoy, things will get dull. So to anyone and all out there, making these videos of DSP? Please... Never stop. Oh, subscribe for you Kelsper. Fantastic work :D
@DoctorLemon
@DoctorLemon 9 жыл бұрын
I loved this!! Please make more if you ever have time and patience :-)
@Greasejunky8TV
@Greasejunky8TV 8 жыл бұрын
I DONT WANT RAMPAGE!!!
@batterez
@batterez 9 жыл бұрын
I would hate to see him try to gain control of his car in real life. Solution for fishtailing? ACCELERATE WOT!!!!
@thatguywhodoesntuploadvide9087
@thatguywhodoesntuploadvide9087 9 жыл бұрын
I just love how he says he ''loved the music'' since he made fun of every song and said they were horrible. Also, I really hope he was joking about playing Liberty City Stories
@Hiro-li8cf
@Hiro-li8cf 8 жыл бұрын
don't you love how more effort and editing goes into TIHYDP videos, than Phil puts into his actual videos, lol
@error_404.69
@error_404.69 Жыл бұрын
It's 2022 and Phil does more to avoid putting in effort than to actually improve
@Kenyanon
@Kenyanon 6 жыл бұрын
First game I finished on psp 10 years ago
@weeabooshunter4759
@weeabooshunter4759 6 жыл бұрын
59:33 worst way to execute a mission indeed, laughed the whole minutes
@snackylie
@snackylie 5 жыл бұрын
Even funnier when Egypt is playing on the radio 😂😂😂
@cana1526
@cana1526 6 жыл бұрын
Phil is the kinda guy to trip on a flat surface
@TheBeresford7
@TheBeresford7 8 жыл бұрын
During my childhood that mission at 5:30 would make me rage so hard
@dougpolejnr438
@dougpolejnr438 9 жыл бұрын
Does he even know what the word "bugs" mean?
@nothingforgrantedPS23
@nothingforgrantedPS23 5 жыл бұрын
"I failed the mission because the game wouldn't let the magnet work!" He says! 😂😂
@haosultist
@haosultist Жыл бұрын
This video has a crazy bugged mechanic, some duy keeps yelling over the radio
@TheMrCHELL
@TheMrCHELL 10 жыл бұрын
Very good for your first time. It's a little overdone with the comments at the beginning of the video, and some long comments appears very briefly being not enough time to read them completely, but other than that I don't see any problems. It's one of the funniest and well done TIHYDP in my opinion. Thank you for the laughs and keep up the good work. :-)
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