Are we honestly that surprised?

This guy is a joke, he seems to hate every game because he sucks at them and instead of blaming his lack of skill, he blames the game itself what a child.

Alex Smart its just his lack of skill and him thinking mgs is call of duty. 😒

***** On 14:25, when the enemy threw a grenade at the door, why did that hit Snake? I haven't played MGS3 (unless the 3DS demo counts) so I don't really know why that hit him.

I mean he was a bit rude when saying it but in my opinion he's kinda right.

In real time?

PlasmaPower Not sure. All my sources just say weeks.

SomecallmeJohnny just set his system clock forward.

I'm at 43:00 .....Jesus Christ DarkSydePhil is heavily disabled. 1:04:20 My god SHUT UP...this guy is so hateable It's comforting to know that if this was a real life situation he'd charge straight forward into sniper fire. 1:22:50 Complains about not being able to kill/knock out with melee, a dude wearing a goddamn space helmet? wtf did he think would happen if he tried to punch a guy in full armour? Complains so much about bosses having moments of invincibility to recover so he can't cheese them, even though he benefits from the exact same mechanics countless times throughout the video. OK Phil, if they made the mechanics such that one shot would kill anyone, snake included, how would you fare then? you'd never complete it

+Atheoi X U know what kojima should update all metal gear games so they have a question at the beggining saying Are you DSPgaming if so you will have unskippable codec calls and cutscenes along with automatic very easy mode enjoy! #Difficulty DSPmode - via YTPak(.com)

AND HE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK! lolololol

Imagine if you had no choice but to defeat Volgin and The Boss with CQC only?

Imagine if you had no choice but to defeat Volgin and The Boss with CQC only?

+thesupersonicstig I haven't played the game and I was wondering what CQC meant.

Kobi Parker Close Quarters Combat

A Hideo Kojima Game A DarkSydePhil Failure

Me, opening a book and reading the first page, "Oh man, already the author and publisher are plugging themselves, smh my head."

@@cogsworther1639 Bro do you not know what smh stands for? Why did you say shake my head my head lmao

The funniest thing is that he calls Kojima's name appearing on screen a "plug" as if he didn't actually work on the game and earned his name in the credits.

he plays off his own lack of knowledge of how deep the game mechanics are like it's kojima's fault. literally barreled thru all the mgs games while bitching & moaning about the consequences when he got spotted? in a stealth game??? bro????

“Unless you wanna pawn your stuff online you will be canceled it might sell as a collectors item”

@@ishansingh9633 you can’t understand humor and I kinda feel sorry for you.

Imagine if that popped up on one of the death screens for him, lol.

I always defeated The End with the shotgun. It is very effective at close range XD

I mean in all fairness, I non-lethalled the fury with the Mosin, if you stick to the ends of tunnels sniping isn't a terrible option once it's lit up a little

@@zapp145 Well, with a good amount of Camo Index you can prevent him from seeing you from that distance It is essential to the strategy as his flamethrower attack can cover the entire corridor

timestamp for shotgun moment?

@@ArchDuke22 33:25

We hoped for afterall* lol

Guess I didn't die that often x) I'ma correct it immediately thanks ;)

"Afterall" is also incorrect. Remedy this situation immediately.

Frolsa84 What's the exact line then ?

Afterall is not a word. The phrase is "after all."

it sets me off how much he does not give a fuck about story telling

He's like fucking Eric Cartman with shit that's supposed to be poignant and emotional. He just has no fucking comprehension of it, everything is either made into a terribly lame joke, or just ignored. Like he just can't process deeper emotions besides "dis fucking stupid I hate it". I haven't even played this game myself and I even knew it was great pathos.

i mean he chooses not to give a fuck about story but its stupid when he chooses not to give a fuck about learning the game and then complains about it.

You played an M rated game when you were 10? Cool.

@@DanielAyy More common than you think. It's because there's this peer pressure of "not being cool" if you don't play M-rated games as a kid.

Never knew...

+guugil ga kiraida The Idiocy more like

The Disappointment.

+guugil ga kiraida Don't kid yourself, cobras would eat him alive.

SNAKE EATTTEEEERRR

his first mission would end with him being "accidentally" pushed off a cliff

If you didn’t know, the end can actually die from old age.

Poetry, my friend xD

Tf, I beat them as a child multiple times. Just runaround with thermal goggles and it’s impossible for him to hide, man

this comment is really funny lmao

It's probably cause he has a personality of beating old people Don't take that seriously

literally what i was thinking lmfao

If you didn’t already know, that can actually happen.

I'm surprised the end didn't kept giving away his position by laughing out loud at dsp

FattyFantastic no way is his brain that complex, it has to be a hamster running in a wheel,

you know the dial-up internet sound?

Less turning and more squealing and bursting into flames due to lack of grease

I hear the gears They are rusty and broken

@@rikpien2925 if he uses them too much smoke starts coming out of his ears

To be honest I hated it, but I didn't get frustrated about it.

The End would probably be a tad easier if this dude had gotten the Thermal Goggles (made that mistake with The Fear so I just made a new save file). Also, when I eventually got to The End with my Thermal Goggles, it was still a pretty frustrating boss battle for me and beaten him within an hour or two. I thought I was pretty bad at the boss battle with The End, but I was still so happy that I just finished him off. This guy in the video though, did not have one iota of any sort of strategy going into the boss battle, I’ve learned the hard way (The Fear without the Thermal Goggles). The guy didn’t even use any other type of CQC (didn’t snap the neck, didn’t choke anybody out, didn’t knock anybody out by slamming their head hard onto the ground, didn’t even hold a GRU soldier hostage and shoot the enemies in front of him, and worst of all he didn’t even slit anybody’s throats). I’d critique this KZfaqr on everything else he’s done in the game but I don’t think I have enough time to do so, but in short… This guy is a freaking amateur (Also can’t wait to see his reaction when he finishes the game and loads the game to be greeted by the beginning cutscene, you still get to keep the partriot that you get from The Boss/The Joy)

first playthrough it was hard don't lie

It took me two minutes to reattach a suppressor on a MK22. I was 11.

I recently started MGS3 as i want to play them all (love the games so far!) and it also took me a few minutes to notice that my stamina goes down incredibly fast and i also checked the cure menu. What makes this even more embarrassing here is, that Phil has part of his health in RED, means he is actually injured, but doesn't even think about getting to the cure menu to maybe tread those bullet wounds.... (And to tread the leeches...)

@@Speed74LP Dont tread on my bullet wounds

@@Speed74LP Oh man I'm jealous. You played one of the most wonderful series of video games ever for the first time. Good times.

@@Speed74LP same here man!

I have Autism, even I can beat his ass at Metal Gear!

That has to be like a deep fake or something, no way he ACTUALLY did that, and said that

If he's single, he probably complains about it.

@@ClassicGuy2004he’s married still, last time I checked. It’s going about as well as you can imagine lmao.

Oh man you’re behind, he’s gone full 180. Still creepy as can be. He’s terrified of sex and women now

@@jacktanguay8061 I know he does the opposite now. I recently saw him get triggered into oblivion by that talking refrigerator in that stupid game he played a few months ago 😂😂

@@johns1625Ok I have to know what you're referring to because that sounds hilarious.

Nope. Makes the fact he was like "Basic Actions? Bah, I don't need to do that shit!" all the more hilarious.

Fucking started laughing out loud in the middle of the night

Obviously not.

Is this a rhetorical question ?

Anonymous Prime it's a quote from the game

It makes me study harder so that I don't have to listen to him anymore. Works like a charm.

+Dr Famine I use DSP as a punishment for whenever I goof off.

+Dr Famine DSP is great motivation for me to study as well, because if I ever fail out of school, I'd probably end up with a life just like his.

Yeah, similar reason why I like those videos as background while I work out.

OMG YOU TOO? It makes me actually try harder, because I think to myself "no matter how much I suck, I can't be as bad as DSP".

I just wanna know how the hell so many people actually watched this stuff unironically? He's not that funny, and he's shit at games. The ladder segment is literally the perfect example of this guy's ridiculousness. He can't stop trying to make jokes for even a second to just enjoy the damn game. No. Phil is the living embodiment of the "No Attention Span Gamer" meme to the most ridiculous and toxic level imaginable.

I really do get profoundly irritated and annoyed when Phil sings. He knows he’s not good at it but he keeps doing it anyways because he knows like one or two of his dentheads will find it funny (it’s not funny).

I'd say, nope. He probably doesn't even know what Russia is, or what language they speak there, or how they spell things differently there. He couldn't even tell Tatyana was Eva, or that Ocelot was the voice at the end credits scene. He just talked over the scenes, said the Snake Eater theme song was loud and annoying, ironically talking about himself, and said Snake should be awarded the ribbon of stupidity, when, it should be given to Phil instead. He also insults Kojima for literally some of the dumbest reasons, saying he's trolling everyone, puts his name over his games too much, what is that moron's thought process? Does his brain even ever work?

It literally has the Russian characters then the English translation. You would have to either not be thinking about it or just brain dead. And he was sure talking about it alot to have not thought about it.

Apparently this is the same guy who, while saying that modern games suck, also plays CoD. Thus, he is used to the whole auto-aim concept. There is nothing wrong with playing a game like CoD, mind you, but a person like DSP should play his games off the stream because he bitches every time that the game is cheating. Yes, some games can be hard, but it doesn't mean that they cheat. Plus, during the epic cutscenes, he resorts to passing jokes that are not even funny and thus the whole ambiance of the cutscenes is lost for viewers who remember them in a good light.

@@solidsnakesfan2929 most msg games have auto aim just the game requires your brain to still function while playing

@@bird1ee._..__._._.__._.613 yeah.

“Boo Hoo I have to aim”

@@bird1ee._..__._._.__._.613 True - Metal Gear games will auto aim at centre mass, and if you want a headshot you need to aim.

"I need my hand held at every opportunity and the game should bend over backwards to let me win!"

+SSJRandomMaster Campbell: "Phil, turn the game console off right now!". Phil: "Wut?" Campbell: "You are a complete failure. Cut the power right now.!"

:D

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning-fork, does a raw blink or hari-kari rock! I need scissors! 61!

+???DesFox ??? Honestly though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Jesus Christ, seeing him react that way during that scene genuinely made me uncomfortable. I'd hate to see how he treats women in real life 😬

@@BoiGamer124 Fortunately, he doesn't ever interact with women in real life.

@@williambarnes5023 he literally has a wife

@@ThirdXavier How unfortunate.

@@williambarnes5023he barely interacts with his own maid- i mean wife. no wait, i got it right the first time

Sorry to disappoint you

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 yeah... expecting anything like that from Konami was a mistake

raizumichin but your grandad will provide results.

Except your grandad gets it eventually.

Fah! Quiet you ol' whipper snapper!

It's this mephone's fault i can't read my Facebook mails, where is the askjeeves again? Maybe he knows

I know right it makes my nipples hard enough to fucking cut glass.

Mako Dium Unless you flank him or you were behind enemy lines, even then you can use a fucking sniper rifle which takes less time

+alevasdiox To be specific, unless you're smart on how to flank. Unlike DSP

Also those were crocodiles not alligators. Alligators look more menacing and crocodiles have long thin noses

RSE 167 You might have that backwards.

It's actually really fuckin easy to take his ass down with the Mk22. Although in DSPs case, I don't think he belongs even attempting the fight with heavy artillery.

found the timecode by sheer accident, it's at 1:22:52

While strikes technically are a part of CQC the majority of it concerns holding up and controlling an enemy which is what people are talking about when they say he doesn't use CQC. You could strike enemies in every MGS game before this and as far as I'm aware every MGS game after but you couldn't really hold enemies up until MGS2. And you couldn't interrogate until MGS3. Also maybe I'm misremembering but throws didn't knock enemies out until MGS3.

@@jackcoleman1784if you throw them multiple times they get knocked out I think

@@Limeking_ Yeah maybe. Which makes them much less useful and would be why I don't remember them knocking guards out.

Valericiovs I think I lost brain cells through the whole thing

I lost a large portion of grey matter watching the fight against The End

@@DayLateGamerWill I'm sure everyone watching lost some brain cells. I can barely even remember where in the hell I even am right now. Who are you? Where am I? What game is this? Is any good it? EVA is name of blond lady? Whta otter ladle nam? Ugh... head feel hurty after watting Phillip's CD-I play thru gam. Sorry.

You lost some and gave em to Phil? Lol

So that’s why I felt more and more retarded as time went along

Ethan Deyarmond same here, I thought "this is how you DON'T play MGS3" means "you won't ever be able to play as good as me", but hoo boy I was wrong

Ok to be fair when I was younger I would do the same thing not knowing the many mechanics Cause I had a short attention span I couldn’t be bothered listening to the codec but now I’ve managed to have more patience and a better appreciation of the game and the mechanics it implemented

But here is the thing I was maybe 12 and phill is like a grown man so the comparison isn’t really fair

He would be amazing at searching for bigfoot

He should’ve used the time skip if he was gonna be that bad at it

50:04 that animal must’ve felt disappointed to get no scoped by phil

Was funny how the game took away his shotgun at that part haha

Meester Writer Fuck, that made my balls tingle

Omfg same here! Please tell me that's not true!

raulprima I still have testicles. Or were you talking to dsp?

Meester Writer Nice copypasta m8

Gam3rnathan hard to copy when you op

sometimes you have to find something better than what you have in order to realize that what you have really sucks

he's not bad on a lot of games. he just gets winey on games that he has trouble with. like story based games he's rather entertaining. of course any comment on what someone does or doesn't enjoy is completely subjective so no real objective answer could be reached.

@@disturbed4everluke a lot of games doesn'y require any skills at all. He suck on basic human skills (low awareness, artogance and indecision) it's what is fun with this kind of compilations.

At first he wanted to be like AVGN...but then he became kind of like the irate gamer. But now he’s just an E-Beggar

Ian Price the bar was really low back then

You must have felt like a pro. Lol

23madberty The only time I felt like I was screwing up was during the final fight with the boss. Is there a faster way to do it then just wait in the flowers and snipe her because that's all I did.

Set claymores, hunt her down with automatic weaponry (I prefer the lmg). Note: If your CQC isn't on point boss will put you down hard when she disarms you. So when she gets close just holster and engage her hand to hand. Strategy works well for THE END as well. ( don't CQC though, this man has a mean push kick;shit will lay you out)

I just beat it for the first time last night, my CQC sucks so I had a hard time with The Boss. I just kept using stun grenades, the knife, and shotgun.

themetalsonic94 lol

Yep. Even this video was recommended in KZfaq's home page.

Honestly, I'm on my first playthrough of this game, the only other one I've done is MGSV (I didn't complete it, I wanted to play the games in chronological order of the time line). I suck at this game. Especially the stealth. But I feel so much better about myself after watching this, makes me feel like a pro comparatively.

Erin ThePanda You did the right choice, MGS3 is the best and help to understand the backstory of "Big Boss" :) This game is not that hard, DSP is just dumb and can't read what he's suppose to do even when it's right it's in front of him.. You shouldn't have any problem to finish it. :)

Yagami Raïto my biggest problem is that I suck at stealth. It's not just metal gear though, I had a hard time with dishonoured too. I've only been playing for a couple hours and I'm at the part where I'm heading to groznyj grad

Erin ThePanda Stealth is about patience, timing and strategy. Well, i don't like forcing people to do something they're probably not fond of, like you suck at stealth. I understand. I used to suck at stealth too but that doesn't mean I give up. There's always be a way to get better at it right? But don't worry, you'll get better at it. Just don't give up.

It makes me sad how he made a mockery of the game I grew up playing

He can read!!!

@Philalethes I was legitimately a child of 6 and beat this game easier then he did

I don't even remember making this comment and I never watched this video in full. I came back to it now by chance and found my comment. What a wonderful surprise.

Don't you need friends to play it with you? He scared all of his off.

Honestly he would. He’s gotta scrape some cash in somehow

@Jameson Guthrie It's average at most

@Jameson Guthrie Not as bad as many people say, but still, VERY mediocre

@@sharonchristensen Charging $20 for a save slot, though, takes it from mediocre to special kind of evil.

I just find it suprising just how bad he is at picking up systems in games.

i find him funny because of how fucking dumb he is

@@nutball3756 And he's not a "I don't like him so therefore I call him dumb." He is legit dumb. As in legit low intelligence. You can sort of tell by how he speaks. You can tell how he problem solves in games (or doesn't) but it's usually that sense of unawareness and lack of comprehension.

@@TheRisky9 Yeah stupid people are funny

yeah,it almost hurts.

Dude in all honesty, without even knowing your gameplay skills, the fact that you are willing and secure enough to question your intelligence, tells me that you are most likely league's ahead of him💯👌🏻 Good luck with your future mgs playtroughs

What do you even mean by "maybe"?

There is no shame in being bad at a game. No one is gonna give you a medal for being good at a singleplayer game from 2005. The issue is not being bad, it's how you handle it. DSP would instantly become 10 times better if he changed his attitude. Like imagine if he just stopped complaining for once and actually thought things through, paid the tiniest bit of attention, or even god forbit, learned from his mistakes instead of just calling the game bad...

The End-less complaining.

You can kill him earlier in the game if you already have the sniper

GamingWolf_YT RIP

Romet ROS but that’s not giving the end a worthy final battle

56:40 Whats the matter? I'm over here! 😅😅😅😅

And they also don't exist! He wants to stay a 'gaming personality' (yuck), fine, but I think he should stay away from anything that has PvP or PvE in it... Maybe stick to cow-clickers and Facebook games?

It would still be too difficult for him and he would ragequit.

Sad to think it was such a different time. And in terms of DSP he's just boring now days.

@@eandjproductions2 Right? I can watch old TIHYDP's because he raged at stuff nobody would have trouble with. Nowadays he's just a sad old sack of shit, in new TIHYDP's he doesn't even rage, just gets bummed out. It's also absolutely flooded with his rampant begging and reminders to tip sub or whatever other crap he wants to say. Point is it's just pathetic these days.

There's nothing that makes you bad or worse for laughing at an idiot

im back for more in 2022

Same here.. just because it pisses me off. But in a good entertaining way

Daniel GamingReturned couldn't have said it better

Daniel GamingReturned Do you think he is serious? Lmao You have bit the bait

We don't want him. He sucks ass at that too.

But he is right. Changing clothes is boring and unnecessary. Even kojima realized that, that's why he never used this feature again.

"Never used this feature again." Have you played Peace Walker? Or Phantom Pain? Or hell even MGS4?

I haven't laughed a lot in ages.

My man was going for that leech rank

LMFAO bruh no way God what a dumbass

@@ciroaldorisio8034 he’s achieved it in real life my dude.

wow only he could fuck up a tutorial that tells him how to get rid of the leeches

Same, I suck at MGS, but not this bad!

I really didn’t think anyone could be this bad

Everybody sucked at this game, everyone. It's just they don't record it. Phil doesn't do that, most of his playthroughs are fresh and raw

Emily Brunhilde it’s not just him sucking at the game, it’s his annoying personality and always blaming the game. Sure, everyone sucked at it their first go, but not to this degree

Just keep playing and youll eventually get used to the game,and youll know where everything is,im not that good at games either,but with alot of practice youll be real good and youll be as better as dipshit pete gaming

AfromanJon To be fair, several other people have been known to eat food from time to time

Chat is just going to handhold him.

Frosty Gray *game over noise* "WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS LAME"

Yeah, some say it's because he created 3 adsense accounts in total (you are only allowed 1!) and doesn't want the people to comment on that. Burning more bridges: twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/958978109566435328

He will never beat videogames now.

GlitchMaster2 He has the stream chat on Twitch... and I think he moved to fighting games... Good, now we won't have to hear his "It's bad controls" BS and his Kojima insults which I bet he wouldn't say to Kojima's face if he was in person with him

HOSE B I don't dislike Kojima but let's be real: without Konami supporting his vanity projects he is a nobody.

You can say that about most anybody who makes/directs movies as well

I was pissed

Backseating at its finest

Can’t wait to see him suck at that.

El Manic _I've been trying to watch this over the course of the past three days, but he keeps doing such stupid shit that I have to turn it off-_

That was the worse. I had to pause the video wondering how anyone thinks that a funny joke

You got played like a damn fiddle

The Song: Snake Eateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer~ DSP: sNaaAKE MoTherfuKInG eAtEr, i wAnNa eaT sOMe delICIoUs snAKEs

@@adamnfiddle8065 Bruh......i'm on day three and I still on The End boss. Eva even said (if I remember correctly) that it was going to be an endurance battle. I'm really shock he didn't figure it out that you can not only sneak behind him to make him lay down on his face, but he can also pay close attention to the snipe points on the map where the reflection from The End's sniper will let you know his location as well.

lxjoe96 Same, because he was playing on easy or normal, he had abudant amount of time and chances to recover his stamina and hunt for food. It would have been the best thing to watch him go back and forth the lab and the forest, and even watch him struggle to break free from the cell, or figure out the sorrow fight, but the people back then were taking him so seriously that they actually helped him out in the comments.

@@GeorgeSalonikh Γειά σου Γιώργο! Πως Γίνεται ένας θρύλος να βλέπει των DSP;;;

@@mastermitser5693 δεν ξέρω ρε συ Μήτσο ..... και συ εδώ ε ?

@@christosstamato527 γιατί είμαστε εδώ; Για να υποφέρουμε;

@@mastermitser5693 αχα

The Boss dodging RPG shots and beating his ass is so sick

Thank you. The tonal shift of the game, and he just... ruins the mood

coŋejo pestileƞte You are a true patriot.

coŋejo pestileƞte twilight.ponychan.net/chan/arch/src/130771148366.png

coŋejo pestileƞte I salute you too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)7 (Hope you're not offended by this face)

Mitt Romney XIIV He's Cipher?

coŋejo pestileƞte *salutes*

Ocelot Unit of Spetsnaz*

when did this originally come out? (sorry, late to the party)

@@buckadillafilms Sorry for the late reply, it came out in January 2012 originally. Hope you enjoyed all the ridiculousness in his play-through

@@billiamtrillion It was definitely interesting to watch. I learned exactly how not to approach MGS3 for the first time. Pure ridiculousness lol

The end is SLIGHTLY justified. SLIGHTLY, as it can take FOREVER. And if you turn the game off and come back too early, you fail the battle instantly. other than that... well...

The quicksand part. I had a derp DSP moment. Knew it was quicksand straight away so "Aha" says me, quicksand you are meant to crawl over to distribute weight. On to you game" - drowned 3 feet in. Well shit.

You are the real King of Hate XD

The sodium chloride levels are very high in this video's comments

uh, dood? its salt

jimmy neutron sodium chloride meme

our lord and savior in games. it's good to see you.

kojima pls

Hmmm how not to die... Screw it!

Sums up dsp's gamestyle to be honest

"Common sense" I'll pass

KeybladeGuru He has no fucking clue what the words coming out of his mouth actually mean. He would bitch that Van Gogh was getting plugs by signing Starry Night.

Is the series supposed to start with “DSP presents MGS”?

KeybladeGuru Its like complaining that Miyamoto gets plugs in a Mario game

Camp Master Noob Funny enough he failed at Max Payne 3 too lmao

Lol that's not a surprise, he should avoid any game that requires some level of competence...

In the box it says Tactical Espionage Stealth... Not Fps run and gun. I beat The end with old age and sniper + calm.

Even if you run and gun and kill every single guard there is no excuse for being that lame. No I think this guy is in trouble every time a game demands you push two buttons at once.

He thinks he’s John wick

Phil: OMG he just said the title! O M G!

HE WOULD

That's when you put your popcorn down, turn around, race up the stairs and bury your elbow into his diabetic mouth

Yeah, it's one thing to not be very good at a game, we've all been there, but to go out of his way to try to ruin the moment of each scene?

iS ThAt ThE BaD GuY

Honestly, I thought he started to act more insane when he got pumped up while EVA explained that Volgin is a sadist and he tortured her. And then the whole "Rip off my eyelids, shove em up my ass thing." You know what, maybe I should stop there. Then again, there isn't really much left to be explained, is there?

He actually records his screen with camera. Wow.

@@hannibalburgers477don’t worry, DSP started using a capture card in 2013 or 2014