It'sAGundam didn't expect to see a gundam down here.

@Ayy Yo The funniest shit he has ever done is to hate on beggars and talking about how trash they are

@@billybillbobjohnson6010 Dave never ceases to amaze me.

And he says it like he thinks he's intelligent and very analytical for saying it. "Compensating for something" is the most amateurish deduction you can make, right next to Freud's "He wants to fuck his mother". Armchair psychology at its worst.

Armchair psychology with Dave as the subject is always an interesting discussion. He has so many symptoms who knows how many conditions he suffers. Perhaps even none. Just incredibly stupid

saturn580 Step 5: Repeat

saturn580 step 6 throw controller at window if game is to 'hard'

Even Mario Kart players know this yet Phil refuses to ever learn

it's not his fault, he was pressing buttons

So... he drives like Takashi Nakazato

Do me a favor and listen. I've had the same kind of trouble as Phil has. These games are hard. And you cannot deny it. Cause I've struggled in drag races in Underground 2 as well. And its the rubberband effect in certain other races that pisses me off. These games are designed to be hard. You can say whatever you want, but at the end of the day, these games are hard and I know they'll always be hard

@@SuperGamewarrior101 make sure you swallow all Phil’s juices fanboy 🍌 🐖

@@SuperGamewarrior101 Sure buddy

@@godfrey4461 I'm serious. I'm a bad driver in these games as well. And I will tell you now that it's normal to make mistakes in these games. So don't go telling me that I just plain suck cause I make mistakes in these games all the time

@@SuperGamewarrior101 Sure buddy

Wtf is steering? Sounds like a bug.

@@DaVeganZombie Sounds bugged, dood! There's nothing i- he could do, dood!!! NOTHING!!

@@shawnfields2369 I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE WHEEL DOOD

@@rvnx Dood, you need to STEER the car, dood!! Otherwise, it's Bugged Car Mechanics, Dood!!!! Or, The Cars Magically Evade, Dood!! Jeez, learn how to play, Phailbert! Come on, dood! How else are you supposed to make "Kwahlity Khantent" like that, dood!?!

@@shawnfields2369 I can drive in a game far better than Phil.

I MISSED THAT HOLY HELL

Well no wonder you missed it, you were fast forwarding!

Understatement of the year :D

Yet despite that admission, he still refuses to accept blame for most of his failures.

He almost became somewhat self aware.

"Friggin"

Another weird and irritating thing he has in common with Arin Hanson.

It's a symptom of his narcissistic personality. He needs the validation of his jokes being funny but there's nobody else around to laugh at them....so he has to.

Because he zones out when he plays games. He just spaces out and goes through the motions.

"Racing Line" does not apply to Phil, he uses the "DSP Line" while racing xD.

@@boatcaptain6288 this good observation. I think people who drive in real life do this more often these days too.

I don't think thats it. Dave could be level 999 and he'd fail just as bad. Dave fails at MarioKart afterall on 50cc

I can win being 40-60 levels below recommend level and still win. A pro gamer should be able to do that right???? Well all but Phil.

@@airiakizuki5592 50CC?!

Same problem in AC: Odyssey Over 5 levels lower than some of the enemies, gets his ass beat.

@@ElHarmonyV The lowest level of difficulty in Mario Kart 50cc easy, 100cc medium, 150cc hard, 200cc very hard.

It's even funnier if you remember him showing pictures of his BMW and feeling cool because of it.

Well to be fair he does have a point. Having a giant shark fin of a spoiler and short pipes and making your car so loud the people 3 neighborhoods over can hear kinda goes way above and beyond the hobby thing. Some car people can be real egomaniacs but some can be real nice aswell

@Original6Productions because people make it more than their hobbys sometimes

@Diabeto Kills I literally only said some can be nice and some can be annoying. How is that being a paypig you autistic hater

Looks like Phil dunked on you cuz he has a family now

Except he can totally grind for better parts and money for better cars. But even if he had a perfect car set up, he'd still fuck up hard.

Naw it's glitched

The funny thing about DSP struggling with drifting is that... Drifting events in Need For Speed has always been the easiest challenge throughout the series.

@@danskyl7279 I'm not as good as I used to be, but I remember absolutely DESTROYING the Drift events in Underground when I was young. Good times.

@@chaffXgrenade yeah but Phil is right on this one, Payback is absolute garbage

LMAO u had to look it up u suck

LightlySaltedNuts that’s what the internet is for....

Correct, same with the UK, American imported cars don't have to have the car converted to right hand drive. Phil's doing what he always does, assuming he's right when he's absolutely wrong.

Yeah I’ve been to car shows with imports. Maybe if he got outta the house lol

Phil is exactly that kind of person that comes up with bullshit on the spot and defends it as to the death as irrefutable fact. He does it practically every time he opens his mouth.

What the hell does "one of us" mean... I'm my own person, I don't group with anyone. I have my own opinions and they don't involve the collective know as "one of us"...

@@scarboroughtheog3996 in this case "one of us" describes people who work a "normal" job everyday for a "normal" income...... You dont need to group with them, you are automaticaly grouped with them if the things i mentioned above describe your situation

Well the thing is I don't think he believes that he is rich. I think he believes that he's barely scraping by just like the rest of us because he doesn't have as much as he thinks he deserves.

@@jasonsgroovemachine he is barely scarping by, he's blowing all his money on mobile games, alcohol and door dash

He's literally in the 1% lol

He needs those-that money, he really does, he needs that money for his bills. Internet bill, electric bill...

@@James-mi5qt that is 100% a liy

savage

DSP Tries It: Dating Underaged again.

I thought you meant Ford Escort, then I saw the comment is a day old.

Brent Lee She drives him.. bad back.. gout.. you know hahaha

Dood! The rock materialized in front of me! The map is bugged! I got robbed!

I dont know how a person can be bad at forza or need for speed. I wanna see Phil play dirt rally or motorsport

@@hush7652 Phil likes Forza because its easier.. Just look at his current gameplay.

Exactly y I didn’t watch Forza “TIHYD” He stay abusing that feature

That's why every time he plays a racing game, he goes straight for the BMW.

"It's literally a buyer's market for cars."

I think I'd prefer a newer and better Burnout game than a remaster of a dated one.

DSP is a "professional gamer" yet he said he's never played Burnout or the NFS Underground games, arguably the most popular racing games of the 2000s.

Agreed, but I won't turn my nose up at a remaster.

But he was too busy getting 4th place in PS1 Super Turbo at EVO dood.

Captain Canuck it's also extremely likely that phil attended a private high school. in addition, i don't think he's ever talked about owing on student loans - if his parents paid for at minimum four years of university that puts his family firmly in upper middle class. he's got no right to say a word about silver spoons.

Don't forget, the road should be totally straight so he doesn't have to do any steering

Also after passing them, they should phase out of existence so that DSP can win.

It's really a view into Phil's mind. His idea of challenging is, that he wants the game to, come close to beating him, but never do so. Every situation must have a way he can get out, even after he's dug himself a hole. A game of infinite second chances. Every enemy or opponent halts their killing blow to give him a chance to drive them back, drivers slam on the brakes if they pass him, cop cars after beautifully boxing him into a wall, back off so he can reverse out and keep going, a timer that slows down when he's only got a few seconds left so it, never actually quite runs out. His perfect game would be one which hands you victory every time, but is a little subtle about it so it doesn't openly patronise you. The real question is, is this really how he thinks games should be, or is it just the mindset he falls into because he hates challenge and is so allergic to criticism. Every mis-step must be explained... on occassion those explainations are reasonable. Ok, dust thrown up by the cars in front, does make it harder to see. Ok, when the cars trying to stop you, stop you, it does make it harder to get to point B in time. But... that's the game challenge, you can mention it sure... but it comes out as such an excuse... you can't blame me... the game clearly made me lose. I swear if he played a computer at chess he'd declare it wasn't his fault he lost... because it's designed to keep him from winning... because it's designed to try and win itself.

​@@silvertail7131was that three paragraphs? damn

@@silvertail7131 Overanalyzing it chief

He ws just an immature 35 year old, now he's grown. Nothing he could do

It's a common enough assumption that I'm not too surprised he thinks that. ...I'm a bit more surprised that, from what I could tell, he apparently has never even *heard* of right-hand-drive cars before. XD

Left side driving countries are the unusual ones.

"Driving a right hand drive vehicle is not illegal and there is no (monetary) penalty. Newer vehicles will have to pass modern U.S. safety standards but classic automobiles won't require any modification. The main issue is that they are impractical. Passing vehicles on a two lane road would be exceedingly difficult and dangerous as you would be unable to see if there was any oncoming traffic until you were almost fully in the oncoming lane. Additional problems would be utilizing any sort of drive-up convenience such as toll booths, restaurant drive up windows, atm machines, or bank teller windows unless you have a passenger who is capable of handling your business for you." www.quora.com/Whats-the-penalty-for-driving-a-right-handed-car-in-the-U-S

'Right-Hand-Drive'

@Ayy Yo Yeah. They have drive thru liquor stores in some places.

He's worse on Motorcycles. Go watch the fails on the O.G. Loc mission Catch and Kill Freddie from GTASA and No Love Lost from GTA IV. One time, during the O.G Mission, he got the bike glitched in a dumpster.

And now its >Everything went wrong on Twitch >Has to crawl back to youtube >Despite always saying he was barely scraping by on Twitch, he was "making good money", which he's lost now that he's back at youtube There will never be a greener pasture for pigroach.

I started this drinking game and ended up in Mexico missing a kidney. I made it 15 minutes....

if that's the case then i wish Satan would get off his ass and collect already

Fr it's basically a black mirror episode except much more underwhelming.

😂😂💀

I'm glad he's a shut-in, he would kill someone on the road.

As ALWAYS

Awful? It's practically NON-EXISTENT! >.

First it starts with awful commentary and bad jokes and ends with raging and complaining.

Keep telling yourself Axel.

Bros. 1:52:50 is fucking comedy gold. I wish I could watch it on a loop for hours haha the look on his face when he hits that rock. Just perfect xD

They put a ROCK in the middle of the ROAD

And the current shitting on twitch is going to be funny when he crawls back to them again........or at least tries to.

This is a guy who spend over 30K for a BMW and didn't know how much the monthly payment cost and maintenance cost if you don't do the work by yourself. I bet you DSP don't even know how to do an oil change for his car that is the most easiest thing to do when it comes to engine maintenance. It's literary requires some Jack stands that can hold the weight of the car along side of the jackstand, The recommended Motor oil/Funnel/Oil filter for the car and a drain catch pan. Run the car for around 5 minutes to let the fluids inside gets hot and flows better in/out then turn it off after 5 minutes of use to be adequate enough to get the oil out properly, Jack up the car and put the jackstands below that is not going to pierce though any fragile material besides stiff and dense metal, open up the hood and verify you have the correct oil and quantity via the car engine cap and car instructions manual, if it's correct then proceed to go underneath the jacked up car along side with the oil filter and catch pan and verify is the correct oil filter and what kind of mm socket/wrench you need to to drain the oil (Usually it tells you right on the bolt itself), if all of the verification is correct and you have the right tools go ahead and grab the right tools for the oil drain pan bolt and slowly start twisting it off and let the catch pan be a little over the center of the drain pan due to how the flow of the oil will go and how fast it will be seeping out (And very hot too!), wait for about 10 to 15 minutes of the dirty engine oil to drain to the point you can barely see it dripping within some good seconds lengths between oil drip from the drain pan, Once you done slowly (And without dragging) the oil catch pan out of the way and seal it with either a empty jug container once it get's cold enough to not melt the plastic or be too hot to touch for the hot glass (If you have a dedicated catch pan with it's own drainer for easier access then you can wipe all the excess oil off it to not make a huge mess and seal it back up once you're done with it and store it till you can properly dispose of the old engine oil), go back underneath the car and seal the drain pan back up with the same bolt you done before and make sure it's tight enough to the point you can firmly break the tension with some force to it and *NEVER TRY TO OVERTIGHTEN THE BOLT ONCE IT'S BEEN SNUGLLY TIGHT WITH A FEW GOOD AMMOUNT OF FORCE THAT IS FRIM,* check the engine oil filter placement and try to twist it with your hands since it's big enough to be twisted off if you don't have oil on it (If not then there is a special tool that you can buy for oil filters that's around $10 to buy if you can't get it off properly so it's super cheep to buy), once you twist it off verify that it's identical from the old engine filter and if it's the same filter with size and length then you put new motor oil on the seal gasket on the oil filter and put on the new engine oil filter on and firmly tight it around the same way like you did with the drain pan bolt, double check your work to makes sure all of the bolts and parts you taken off are nice and firm with no play at all and once that is all squared away you slide underneath the car and go back to your engine department, double check the instruction manual and quarts of engine oil you have for your car to be the correct amount since you don't want to overflow your engine and seize it up (Going over a little or a bit too much isn't the end of the world, most of the time it will run just fine if you add .2 more or less quarts from the new engine oil, just don't go over or under .5 and you're going to experience some delay from the engine under heavy load or worse), once you get the recommended amount of oil of the car engine it's just basic math of subtracting from the fresh engine oil bottle quarts measurement (If the car engine takes 4.5 quarts of engine oil and you bought a bottle of 5 quarts then you should have about .5 quarts left in the bottle. It doesn't have to be exactly but you want it to be close enough as possible.), once that done start pouring the fresh oil inside the engine with the funnel that you got (If you don't even have a funnel then holy shit that is cheap, 75 cents cheep!) to make pouring into the engine easier for you without too much spilling and losing oil in the process, if everything goes to plan you should about the remaining quarts you have if you did your math and you can close the engine oil seepage with the engine cap that you should have, check everything once again with the engine cap being tight/dip stick is not damage/engine oil filter and pan isn't leaking of any oil at all and if everything is good it's FINNALY time to warp it up! Close your bonnet and use your jack to lift up the car to get the jack stands off the car and SLOWLY lift down the jack itself (Doing it too fast will not only damage the body and components of the car but also yourself how seriously fast if you let it down without any control), put all your tools back and dispose of the old engine oil and filter properly and last check everything that you work on once again to see if anything leaking or off and if everything correct start up your car and let it idle for about 5 minutes to get all that fresh oil inside the engine system and if no warning lights pop up then you're all good to go! *VERY LASTLY* if your car have a built-in maintenance schedule that is apart of the oil change life you want to reset the millage on that category so if something goes wrong with your car that is beyond your control or don't have the knowledge or time to fix something on your car that a mechanic can do they won't poster you with "Looks like you haven't change your oil in a while, can I do the oil change while I work the other parts of the car as well?" which is nice to them to consider it but it cost a bit more money that you already spend that unnecessary to do so. And that's just about it to change your oil and holy shit this took me an hour to type with thinking about how to changing your oil for your car! But yeah, DSP basically don't know ANYTHING about cars but just to put gas in it and watch it. I bet he will blame the car entirely because "WHAT?! MY ENGINE SEISED UP BECAUSE I DIDN'T CHANGE THE OIL IN MY CAR IN YEARS AND NOW IT'S NEEDS A NEW ENGINE THAT COST NEALY 10K FROM THE DEALERSHIP! YOU SOLD ME A PEICE OF SHIT!" *...Oh wait.*

The game sucks if the rocks don't dive out of the way

also has a reaction time of a potato

Supreme Bape Very true that's why my Mom bought one as well to make it easier to do her job.

He’s never even seen a MAIL TRUCK, has he?

Good times..

Difficult question. I watched his drifting in this game, and thought this would be easy to answer. But then at watched TIHYDP MGS2 :D

I'm far from being the best Drifter, but I'm still way better than he is.

I'm going with Racing. Shit ton of restarts lol.

@@jercanalinalexandru "Oh cahm on dood, it's not my fault right? I'm positive right? The trolls urge on my depression."

Lmao very true, he turns stealth games into PVE Fortnite.

yeah not even few mins into it. racist. misoginistic. doesnt know the law. and generic dumbass crashing into every fucking thing on the road.

"This Is How You Don't Play" As seen in the title

Not really "the latest" considering it's been around for years now. Also didn't realize using acronyms made you a virgin. Interesting. Is 2 hours in over a month a long time..? I'm confused.

You my good sir, are amusing as fuck

Axel Janes what a piece of shit you are. Dude answers your question and you insult him. You remind me of a certain gamer darksidesomethingorother

Seriously though this is god's work

CM2K hurts so bad... 20 levels under the recommended level and he is complaining when cars pass him... idiot

You're not alone

Well, he likes to watch men in speedos wrestle with each other.. so..

He talks about dicks and balls more than any gay guy i've known

@@bpa5721 oiled up too

@Felipe M. Nothing about SJWs has become irrelevant. The correct term here is progressive, and this game abuses stereotypes. The writing and lack of quality makes it painfully clear they and the story didn't come from artists and writers with an interesting vision. The game reeks of an attitude to steer away from being too white, male, and bro. It's clearly trying to make a social appeal. It's not bad to take a unique direction, it's bad when you lack creativity, integrity, and let your work suffer because you care more about marketing rather than appealing to, you know, gamers. Accordingly, critics trashed this game.

@@michaelscott-joynt3215 Of course, I don't imagine most people play a NFS game for the story, so what really matters is good gameplay. Of course, I don't really play driving games besides Driver: San Francisco, so I can't determine if this game's driving is good just based on Phil's terrible driving skills.

@MEERKATINC'S BLACK DETRACTOR CALVINS #bigups To each their own! Besides, as I said, racing games aren't my thing.

@MEERKATINC'S BLACK DETRACTOR CALVINS #bigups I actually want to give The Crew 2 a shot. I watched Nerd³ do the whole roadtrip across America with MATN and someone else who's channel-name I am blanking on. The highlight of the series was a Pornhub-branded monster truck trying to drive all the way up and around the. Isn't it the St. Louis Arch?

Richard Crow ... really? Ok, riddle me this then, if it’s illegal to drive a right handed vehicle here, a law, why is it that mail delivery vehicles, government vehicles, are usually right handed? You sir are just as ignorant as he is, spouting shit that you didn’t look up, can’t back up, and know nothing about.

Richard Crow do a little due diligence next time you want to be taken seriously.

The money is mine and I want the money

Strange Strategies imagine living your life knowing hundreds of people are awaiting your public downfall with baited breath. and on top of that you're not even rich, famous or powerful.