This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario 64 (DIABLO Griffin Edition)

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4 жыл бұрын

I swear, platformers are Dave's kryptonite. While this one wasn't as disastrous as his Mario Sunshine, Galaxy, or Odyssey playthroughs, it was still pretty bad.
Special thanks goes to CartmanKusanagi for the Clown Mode gif.
As always, thanks for watching!

Пікірлер: 181

@Iroquois_Pliskin 3 жыл бұрын

1:47:30 Normal people: Mario is sliding because of acceleration DSP: DOOD THE WHOLE ISLAND IS COVERED IN LIKE BUTTER

@slabathonfury3879 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm one of the best overall gamers in the country." L O LLLLL. "I can't beat this if you don't tell me the shortcut!!!"

@UndeadItachi2 4 жыл бұрын

"So.. with all that being said. The question remains.... Why Am I Toxic?"

@EarthPhantomTS 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't the Dunning-Kruger Effect wonderful :P?

@whoosWE 2 жыл бұрын

@@EarthPhantomTS the w-what?!

@EarthPhantomTS 2 жыл бұрын

@@whoosWE This: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect . Phil exemplifies it perfectly when it comes to gaming: he seriously thinks he's one of the best overall gamers in the country *because* he's one of the worst.

@whoosWE 2 жыл бұрын

@@EarthPhantomTS Top Player Gameplay on Game Pass tm

@lulukomadori9651 4 жыл бұрын

2k just to reveal that his "big secret" is his cat that alot of people even mention said during the 64 stream. But apparently "no one came even close"

@slabathonfury3879 4 жыл бұрын

This is iconic. At no point in this playthrough does Phil acquire ANY skills whatsoever.

@chrisdornerrespecter8884 4 жыл бұрын

He has been playing games for 11 years and hasn't gotten better at all. I got good at counter strike after 1 week lmfao.

@dept-7443 4 жыл бұрын

His GTA playthroughs highlight this perfectly. He’s played through them all yet makes exactly the same mistakes in all of them. Shockingly inept.

@kevinramsey417 3 жыл бұрын

Why should he improve? It's never his fault when he fails.

@Undertakeris2007 2 жыл бұрын

i remember when i sucked at this game now i only got problems with the wing cap

@cortezbaldur413 Жыл бұрын

@@kevinramsey417 nothing he could do u filthy detractor

@MistehTimmeh 4 жыл бұрын

16:06 this is a perfect microcosm of DSP. Talks about overreactions, delightfully edited so that both before and after he overreacts to something, as well as talking about not understanding moderation, whereas any time someone shits on him, he immediately goes full explanation mode, no moderation to it. Beautiful editing.

@MariaIsabellaZNN 4 жыл бұрын

Love how he says at the end "hope you enjoyed it" How could anyone enjoy this guy incessantly whining about sucking at the game

@robertlauncher 4 жыл бұрын

The controls have their issues. Long jumping and overall responsiveness are not one of them. It is really easy to keep long jumping. One of the first major speed running glitches was repeatedly long jumping backwards. Also he died in the basement. Amazing

@robertlauncher 4 жыл бұрын

“Someone told me to long jump at the start of the slide.” *Knows where that’s going and grabs some wine

@hortewmathew4193 4 жыл бұрын

You see guys? Mario is a old game because it has momentum in it's movement or something. New(good) games defenitely doesn't have that and allows you to turn on a dime. King of retro by the way.

@EarthPhantomTS 4 жыл бұрын

He just doesn't get how basic physics work. See: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy, wherein he reacted to the existence of inertia in *those* games with "On what planet does this happen, where you keep moving like this even after you stop?!" (don't remember exactly what he said, but he definitely implied the devs don't know how things work on Earth when the people who had the job of making the physics engine almost certainly had to have taken graduate-level physics courses to qualify for what the job needed in the first place)

@thekingbelow 4 жыл бұрын

HE DIED TO MIPS. IT IS LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE TO DIE TO MIPS. Mips deals no damage. DSP died to a passive mob. He is almost 40 years old

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 жыл бұрын

54:26 - for those who want a timestamp on when this buffoonery happens.

@Spanishdog17 4 жыл бұрын

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Jumps into fire "Fucking stupid game!"

@thekingbelow 4 жыл бұрын

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 thank you for your service

@TheRealSa1nt 4 жыл бұрын

*HOW*

@DevilKrin 4 жыл бұрын

Mips beast mode activated~

@bigkongus 4 жыл бұрын

"how do you dive" *does the same move over and over* "huh i can't figure it out"

@BaconMaken 4 жыл бұрын

2 and a half hours of clown mode.

@slabathonfury3879 4 жыл бұрын

"Shout out saying I represent new age blacks..... Good for YOU!" I'm dying... Whomever sent that is a lolcow genius.

@GmodCaboose56 4 жыл бұрын

Leave it to DSP to make Mario 64 seem like the most grueling thing ever.

@MikeJr9284 4 жыл бұрын

That was quick. Phil just finished playing this yesterday.

@DevinDIABLOGriffin 4 жыл бұрын

It actually didn't take me anywhere near as long as I thought, which I'm kinda thankful for! There was a whole lot of boring stuff that I just skipped through, and that helped a bit. In comparison, TIHYDP New Super Mario Bros. U took about 1 month or so of on and off editing.

@robbiestheman1000 4 жыл бұрын

@@DevinDIABLOGriffin U WERE JERKING OFF DEVIN THATS WHY NASTY

@pegaweegee2522 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he actually did play the DS version on stream?

@ninja_raven256 4 жыл бұрын

WUT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE DS VERSION jk lol

@OnlyGoken 4 жыл бұрын

The DS Version on 3DS and Wii U VC feels comfier to control imo than the original, but most of that is due to regular controllers poorly emulating the N64 controller

@coffinfeeder7732 4 жыл бұрын

Please god no, that’s 60 more stars and bugged mechanics he’d bitch about.

@Spindrift 4 жыл бұрын

needs a 'clown mode' alert every time he does that stupid drawn-out moan when something bad happens

@bradwurst8141 4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen ANYBODY die while chasing the rabbit. He's either scripting or has an extra chromosome

@garlicxlr 4 жыл бұрын

*Drives into a wall* I never hit the wall, stupid! I pushed on the brakes, didn't do shit! Everybody knows this car has faulty controls!"

@EarthPhantomTS 4 жыл бұрын

I would not put that past him. He has shown himself to not understand the most basic fundamentals of physics, things that Aristotle was able to notice (even with his very, very wrong approach) because of everyday experience. I mean, how often has he complained about momentum...basically *existing* in this game? So, yes, he would totally be driving on an icy road at 10 above the posted speed limit (which is only fine in optimal conditions and when everyone else is doing it), then complain that he clearly hit the brakes on time when he inevitably crashes.

@Falconfire851 4 жыл бұрын

DSP Tries It: Butt-Stomping Mario into oblivion

@ShitPickle62 4 жыл бұрын

respond with insults to someone who insults you is not SELF DEFENSE DSP. it's called : having no self control. instead, say : thanks for the money and do not respond. damn, 11 years of doing youtube and you lack the basics.

@NeoShot 4 жыл бұрын

"I have no fucking self control!"

@UndeadItachi2 4 жыл бұрын

@@NeoShot Theres nothing he could do dood!

@GameDjeenie 4 жыл бұрын

11 years ? Holy balls... Didn't know it's been that long... 11 years of sucking money from kids...

@doishooligan 3 жыл бұрын

The guy didn't even insult him. It was kind like a jab, but no insults. DSP responds by calling him an idiot.

@Scott_McKewl 4 жыл бұрын

His Cat is likely going to be neglected or its litterbox will not be cleaned. Also the kitten shown on stream will face the same problems.

@rubyruff2713 4 жыл бұрын

Wow dude I can’t squeeze his face man wtf

@YoshiWare 4 жыл бұрын

Every minute of this was painful how is he this bad?

@chadmcfly1299 4 жыл бұрын

“Real gamer” guys.

@MachiriReviews 4 жыл бұрын

Navigating the TOXIC maze 😂😂💀

@wgisexuallyidentifyasprett4142 4 жыл бұрын

*Clipping* You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means

@Zonedoutallthetime 4 жыл бұрын

he didn't even make it past the main menu before having problems good god this poor man

@TheBigDaddy645 4 жыл бұрын

Dsp tries it: ruining sm64

@greenkidd529 4 жыл бұрын

@GamerCalledBen shout out Sean Ranklin

@MachiriReviews 4 жыл бұрын

Big ups Liquid Richard

@smward87 4 жыл бұрын

Eh there's really nothing to ruin. The game was great for it's time but now it's just a mess. It's aged like mayonnaise left out in the sun. There's a reason all the speedruns are just abusing glitches and exploits in how it's built lol.

@TheBigDaddy645 4 жыл бұрын

To each their opinion i guess. Even tho i know this game inside out i can still pop it in my og n64 at any time and get more enjoyment than most other mario games. Tho i can agree that it's aging definitely doesn't help it's case.

@matteoluisrizzo 4 жыл бұрын

@GamerCalledBen or ever.

@KlyeKlyeKlye 4 жыл бұрын

"Game Complaints" counter could be a new mainstay! That being said we'd probably reach 6 digits on the majority of games so perhaps not =P

@EarthPhantomTS 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why he was as lenient as he was. I would've ended up at a final score 3 or 4 times higher, probably :/. But that may indeed get out of hand.

@jbird52763 4 жыл бұрын

It's like he wants to have a 3D platformer game with a freely controlled camera with no restrictions. If any game like this has a camera with tight restrictions like Hazy Maze Cave, he'll just say the game is terrible.

@KeeperOfPoops 4 жыл бұрын

Dave sneezed harder than thanos snapped! and i was there on stream to watch it also i love the "navigating the TAHXIC!? maze" part at 1:00:11

@thistoxicguy7219 4 жыл бұрын

Philip "Not a Clown" Burnell, never seizes to amaze me how bad he is at any fucking game.

@someshyguy 4 жыл бұрын

This was soooo hard to watch! DSP's playthrough was so stale and boring. I dare anyone to watch all of this in one sitting.

@Angrymonkey2489 4 жыл бұрын

I remembered dying for a moment when I watched Phil.

@thesamon123 4 жыл бұрын

The death at 2:19:20 is really fudging great

@DanteLicious 4 жыл бұрын

GREAT vid. The editing is also AMAZING.. GREAT TIHYDP

@DarthDimmadome 4 жыл бұрын

In b4 save-state

@aterraformer 4 жыл бұрын

1:52:15 he's riding a sybian

@Spanishdog17 4 жыл бұрын

43:11 Some one explain to me what he was thinking here.

@TheGrowlerCatB2BGame 3 жыл бұрын

*Swims into giant prehistoric eels mouth* "I died instantly!" Kinda hard to explain what he was thinking considering he doesn't have a brain.

@stormbornapostle5188 4 жыл бұрын

During his playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie, when DSP died in the lobby of Click Clock Wood, I joked that it was like dying in Mario 64's castle by jumping into a torch. I WAS JUST JOKING. There is absolutely no bottom of the barrel when it comes to DSP's incompetence. He's the fucking Donald Trump of Let's Players.

@wilji1090 4 жыл бұрын

Y'know.... I remember having this much difficulty with Super Mario 64 when I was y'know... fucking SIX...

@chase8804 4 жыл бұрын

YES DUDE 😂😂 been waiting for this!!

@RezaQin 4 жыл бұрын

Ok, I think I see the main problem of Super Mario 64: It's the conTROLLs! :)

@myfellowsonicfans7131 4 жыл бұрын

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

@BulkChomp 4 жыл бұрын

That little big island segment was fucking brutal. I think I lost at least 20 IQ watching it.

@masterelf12 4 жыл бұрын

Having a feeling if there's a "shut the fuck up" or "stop singing" counter, it would have blown up in the first two minutes

@xshobux 4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like he's trying really hard to act stupid on purpose...

@thehza2592 4 жыл бұрын

I guess we can add "clipped" to the list of words that Phil doesn't know the meaning of

@Phantomz148 4 жыл бұрын

After watching this I have come to the conclusion that DSP literally has zero depth perception and 90% of his mistakes would be fixed if he had it. Well, I say 90% but that doesn't take into account his lack of reaction time. Assuming he does even ever hit the button after failing timing

@nix538 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta love new TIHYDP

@bobs1474 4 жыл бұрын

THI is hilarious. Using the cannon to get to that island for no reason

@dwitefry4157 4 жыл бұрын

After all of this time, Phil doesn't understand ice, tilting platforms and the concept that to touch something you have to actually touch it? *sigh*

@indumatipngtuber2790 4 жыл бұрын

Winged Cap salt is real.

@wingedpikpik1787 4 жыл бұрын

I would let the world see the monstrosity I made with this title, but it'll offend someone in the globe.

@ParagonProtag 4 жыл бұрын

I just wanna say how funny it is that this playthrough was so terrible, THREE people so far have done TIHYDPs of it.

@donnydont 4 жыл бұрын

Lethal Lava Land was just exquisite to watch. Although 1:18:40 might be my favorite so far.

@IseeSandvich 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *goes to drink some wine* Video: you'd better take a sip Me: *spits out wine*

@ShinySavvy 4 жыл бұрын

God. That pausing on inevitable death reflex seems so immature in the context of DSP.

@nothingforgrantedPS23 4 жыл бұрын

1:42:15 "Now you're asking for it you little brat!" "Ohhhh!!' "Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?!?" 1:50:08 lmao 4 times.

@mrgranfex1097 4 жыл бұрын

is good to see miss machincko doing a TIHYDP montage

@ThatAnnoyingBird Жыл бұрын

RIP The Outsyder. 2015-2023

@aNightmaresRequiem Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I only discovered this channel through trying to find The Outsyders tihydp... Wtf happened?

@ThatAnnoyingBird Жыл бұрын

@@aNightmaresRequiem DSP simps went and copyright struck him to death.

@littlekingofthebirds 11 ай бұрын

they are back up now.

@itho95 4 жыл бұрын

Wow dude, nothing I could do.

@MachiriReviews 4 жыл бұрын

Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

@BaconMaken 4 жыл бұрын

120 stars for 120 deaths.

@widowmaker5544 3 жыл бұрын

2:03:45 WHAT!? (this part had me rofl)

@TheLilPorkChop 4 жыл бұрын

this is pretty great. make more pls :3

@namelesssevenknightxv8048 4 жыл бұрын

Phil: WHAT THE FUCK C'MON!!!!!! Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is why people needs to see him rage looks like choose the right game

@TheRealSa1nt 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine dying on the first slide OMEGALUL

@CalvinTheAliceSimp 4 жыл бұрын

Drink everytime Phil goes UUUUUUAAAAHHHH!, bitches about the controls, goes clown mode.

@JohnDoe-ft8kw 3 жыл бұрын

1:00:12 fantastic edit holy shit

@LivingStoneWriter 5 ай бұрын

Omg. I forgot about those bottle crunches he used to do before the pandemic forced him to stop with the shortage of bottled water. 😂

@robertlauncher 4 жыл бұрын

Shifting Sand Land was hilarious You can also jump on the penguin’s head in Snowman Land

@Espemon52 4 жыл бұрын

I've heard of this man being bad at games and my god people were right. This might be the worse sm64 playthrough I've seen

@coffinfeeder7732 4 жыл бұрын

Game Grumps’ playthrough is a close second.

@NeoShot 4 жыл бұрын

Poor Mario. I feel bad for the little guy.

@marcusmoore1542 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!! That Thumbnail 😂😂

@ElSandwich777 Жыл бұрын

DSP honestly believing he can speed hop might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. He is terrible.

@mrmadmight266 4 жыл бұрын

I literally laughed everytime i saw the Complaint Counter go up. Also,i'm not trying to bash this video or anything,but I think the thumbnail should look like this: pbs.twimg.com/media/EXOTrotUcAAhjnW?format=jpg&name=medium outside of that,i think this video is slightly better than 0utsyder's version.

@IseeSandvich 4 жыл бұрын

1 death = 1 star

@DarthDimmadome 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes it’s here

@johnnietheultimate 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, when Mr.Pig acts like a clown, its funny; but when other content creators act like a clown, its not ok? Yeah, i'm not buying this hypocrisy crap.

@BasedKen21 4 жыл бұрын

Wow this was quick 🐷

@mooganify Ай бұрын

Lmao he actually mentioned the Wolverine toy

@jpo6714 4 жыл бұрын

It's like he's never played n64 games before.

@nix538 4 жыл бұрын

1:36:45 he came

@liquidcurse4190 4 жыл бұрын

That rant was ironic

@brightsydebill8410 4 жыл бұрын

Somebody in the pig nation get him to play, dr.muto or whiplash!

@noxtinker2936 3 жыл бұрын

Where is the Ack Ack Ack counter

@botyears 4 жыл бұрын

6:35 lmfao

@Splitter4416 3 жыл бұрын

He plays like a child, no patience to platform properly to avoid hazards and obstacles, no desire to try anything different with strategy and blames the game when he fails. It's as funny as it is sad.

@FireBlake18 4 жыл бұрын

Once I see the opening this too good to be true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍿🍿🍿🍿🍺🍺🍺🍺

@johnkerkalis6310 4 жыл бұрын

To be honest, the camera does suck.

@TheFamousGoldenBoy 4 жыл бұрын

38:53 Is that a legit glitch? Mario is not holding on to the tree

@indumatipngtuber2790 4 жыл бұрын

Trees are actually 2D sprites.

@jasonsgroovemachine 5 ай бұрын

imagine how bruised that thigh was after this.

@lenarmangum7127 4 жыл бұрын

2:53 Nobody’s going to call him out for saying “Super Mario 64 was the very first platfomer?!”

@EarthPhantomTS 4 жыл бұрын

I legit had to double check when I noticed you didn't have 3D in that quote. Because Phil did say "the very first *3D* platformer". Of course, even there he's wrong and you're right, even without accidentally wording it so that he thinks this came before Super Mario Bros. as well.

@lenarmangum7127 4 жыл бұрын

EarthPhantomTS I meant to say “3D” but you get what I meant!

@EarthPhantomTS 4 жыл бұрын

@@lenarmangum7127 Yeah, I figured that ;). Just wanted to make sure.

@lenarmangum7127 4 жыл бұрын

EarthPhantomTS Yeah my bad.

@dimitriwarchief301 4 жыл бұрын

i like your account picture ^^

@ZSquaredPlusC 4 жыл бұрын

What's the joke at 1:14

@merces47letifer4 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God the SECOND he boots the game there is a problem and he blames someone else. What a sad, pathetic person.

@Goomatora 4 жыл бұрын

"SM64 was the first ever 3D platformer" so we're just gonna act like smrpg doesn't exist anymore

@arrowheads9128 4 жыл бұрын

Hello, brother

@Goomatora 4 жыл бұрын

@@arrowheads9128 ah I see, another man of culture

@Politeach 4 жыл бұрын

So we're just gonna act like SMRPG is a platformer?

@Goomatora 4 жыл бұрын

@@Politeach it is. Have you played it? A very bad one but you still platform, when you're climbing up the mountain on the shitty koopas, boosters tower. So many other places that have loads of platforming

@Politeach 4 жыл бұрын

@@Goomatora Yes, I have played SMRPG... over and over as a kid. Just because there are platforming elements in a game doesn't make it a platforming game. For instance, there are RPG elements in some FPS games. Doesn't make them RPGs. And so on and so forth.