"This guy is obviously better than me" A few seconds later... "Look how lucky he got!"

It's funny because missing a couple games in the series and not knowing the new characters is a quasi-legit reason someone would lose a match. If he'd just say "I don't really know that character well enough to play against him" I'd say "yeah man, I know what that's like," but he's just such a sore loser about it that it's impossible to relate.

Tekken is one of few games where I can cheer for my opponent. In my opinion it is the greatest fighting game ever, and one thing is for certain: It isn't for little cry babies.

TTT1 is exactly like T3, just the tag stuff and additional T2 characters. TTT1 did had a solo mode (only in the console version), right? Yes, the earlier Tekken games DID have juggles in them. You just gotta know your characters. Honestly, the game's more interesting with juggles. Solo mode, for me is getting to know my character on a personal level better. Besides, the game ain't that serious.

So Ryu shooting energy blasts is part of a "straight up fighter"?

I am amazed. He really thinks that an improvement in overall skill at the game in TTT1 was actually a change in the way the game worked. Holy shit. Only DSP would brag about winning a local Tekken 3 tournament when you could compete in international televised tournaments just by using Law's b+2,3,4

I gotta be honest. His Wang is pretty flaccid and unimpressive. I wouldn't expose it to others if I were him.

*five bar connection* "God I lost completely cause the game slowed down." Seems legit

"You won your victory with a lag." Jesus christ, just accept your failure.

I've never played Tekken, but even I can tell that Phil is only using the most basic combos for his characters. Maybe if he practiced a bit so he can string some more moves together, he could be halfway decent. But this is Phil we're talking about here; practice is just a waste of time for a man of his...I want to say skill?

Honestly the best Tekken content ive ever seen. So funny and real

He didn't know what was going on.

The funniest part is DSP claiming "I didn't do that." atleast 10x every round. Because he totally has good execution and totally can't make mistakes when he can't even do SF4 combos properly anymore.

7:48 that was actually pretty sick lol

"I grew uhp with TECKIN oh my ghaad i wohn ternaments dood! KHAAMBOS!"

"The game had completely changed and that's why I suck at it, and despite me realising this, I will never once try to adapt my play to this game and just keep banging my head against the wall until I snap my game pad in half."

8:08 Lol. Constant rape. Can't even move...

"the game became insanly laggy." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At least he's better at Tekken than his girlfriend.

He didn't do anything tactical! All he did was do moves that hit me for some reason when I'm standing in front of him!

god, I suck at tekken but watching this dudes video makes me feel like I'm a fucking god😂😂

Let's be real here, we've all played like this at some point but.. at least acknowledge how low leveled you are then. lol

"OMG SO RANDOMMM COMPLETELY UNEARNED SO LUCKYYY COME ONN" This is too salty...

I didn't know DSP went to gyms. Looks like he got really Jack'd.

We need more! This is great. KWO.

I've played this Phil guy before online, I recognized the gamer tag, I hope you learned a lot more than what your video obviously show cases

I have an idea. Someone get DSP to try yugioh on 360. That'll be a train wreck.

The lucky thing about wang is one of the smallest characters in the game so statistically it's difficult to land certain combos on him

No, fuck this. DSP can't main King. King is my main man, I refuse to have his name sullied by this scrub.

I'm the first to admit that I'm absolutely rubbish when it comes to playing Tekken online. Nevertheless I still play this game as it's such a good fun fighting game. However bad I might be I never whine and moan like this when losing. Sometimes you lose unluckily in a very close fight and sometime you just get your arse kicked like hell. Of course one will be disappointed in losing but that's is life, accept the loses and move on to the next fight. Most of the stuff Phill moans about like "I can't block low cause it's too laggy" around 36:45 when clearly the connection is at the highest settings and no lag to be seen is sad and pathetic. Also around 31:14 where he moans about a Lee kick stopping him from doing his move please.... Everyone can see Phil moved into his range hence why he got hit and calling it random just shows he is looking for an excuse to justify why he is getting beaten.He clearly knows that this game franchise has moved on since Tekken 3 (as he states at the start of the vid) yet he is still seems to be living in the past of his glory Tekken 3 days.

I'm sorry, but Tekken Tag Tournament felt a LOT like Tekken 3 did, except with a tag mechanic...

It's fucking funny to see how he blames at random

He'd win alot more if he knew how to roll into the background to get away from the wall

i started to play with tekken 1 to, so i dont play with all the big juggles i play dirty lol

i love the free movement of the game Tekken 6, TTT2

23.25 was that a taunt jet upper :o pretty damn cool if so

Great vid! You got yourself a sub. All hail Kojima World Order!

He is so bad with king, he just whiffs all of his moves right near the enemy.

This dudes hilarious(:

God, I never wanna hear DSP's opinion on classic Tekken again, since it's very obvious he has NO idea what he's talking about

Paul is DSP’s security blanket, he repeatedly uses Paul’s charged punch that does close to 50% damage. Phil will alway use the character in the game that has the strongest attacks so he can easily beat you, because the one thing Phil hates is losing. But if someone else were to use those exact same attacks and techniques against him, well now that is cheating and totally not fair. Phil is the only one that is allowed to play like that while trying to act like he isn’t trying to cheese his way to victory. Phil acts just like a spoiled little child that hates loses so much, he will always pick a character with the most a over powered moves so he can easily win and not through a hissy fit and cry because someone is better than him.

DSP: *faces away from his opponent* DSP: *gets kicked in the back* DSP: what is this SJW bullshit

I love how he complains about people spamming n such, when all he does are the same combo's. He thinks that the more you do a long combo the better you are. But then i dont care how people play personally, i find things annoying,sure but i expect them since i am online. I just accept it and carry on, its a shame he cant do the same. But as he has made obvious he was and is spoiled and he will never change.

this guy is crying about everything instead of playing

always when he makes a mistakes he says " i didnt do that" or "insane lag wtf"

watching that hwoarang and baek match gives me inspiration to try to learn hwoarang again, and tonever give up.

Lol Sunset's FTW

Looks like his Wang had some performance issues.

A drinking game made from the crap DSP says would be murder.

Is the burping part of dsps comedy?

While he was on the ground, he said his character was getting up by himself, but then he immediately says he was trying to roll out the way. #DSPLogic

At least he was positive about the match against the double Jack's at 6:00.

14:40 DSP did his best impression of Tony Romo right there.

Wow, I like his "random sweep and he beats me", when his entire play with Lei is literaly: 3,3 into d/b 4,4, and that's it. Boy, I would have so much fun low parrying that. I don't play SF that much, but if he sucks as bad as in Tekken, then WOW.

In tekken or any fighting game really you must humble yourself and learn sometimes

TTT2 has pretty good music.

So if people are just good at Tekken they must be cheating according to Phil.

Counter hits and juggling existed in the older games too though...

Dsp should just stick to pong. That's a game more equal to his skill level. Who am i kidding? He would fuck up that game to. " What, i missed the ball?! This joystick is broken! I didn't even move yet!"

This is the only time I can agree with most of his points.

At least he sometimes still compliments his opponents, so I guess not all hope is lost. Right?

He should try go up against one of the korean/japanese pro's like knee/JCDR/qudans. wonder if he'd still call his opponent 'bad'

Random random random random random random random random random. Its always random with this fucking guy

did he seriously complain about a learning curve being insanely big in a tekken game? Yeah i'm sorry but that's just... ugh

I admit juggling the entire fucking match is cheap and bitchy. I do it for a very short time just to get a few hits on. But not the entire match!

I hate Tekken Tag Tournament 2's health bar. Tekken Revolution's health bar is the best.

kikikikikikikikkkkkk! . . .

do more sidesteps

7:35 - 7:51 I must admit that was pretty awesome ;_;

What a poor sport. Every single loss that I saw in this video was because they were simply better than him, and not once did he just shrug his loss off like a mature adult.

LOL!!! 31:14

I find it bewildering that across two parts of this "gameplay" (I really didn't want to call this horse shit gameplay...) that he religiously complained about imagnary lagginess, but in the 4th round of the "fight" (and I'm using that word generously also...) against Lars and Bryan, where there finally was Lag, ADN IT WAS NOTICABLE, he forgot to mention the game "being so laggy". Maybe because he miraculously won that round... @JasonX440, this was a good way to waste an hour, I laughed, I cried, I slapped my head, I WTF'd OFTEN... You should get this guy to teach seminars and instruct everyone to do THE EXACT OPPOSITE of DarksydePhil... Sad thing is throughout part 1, I swore this was some 16 year old kid playing somewhere in Suburbia, not this overgrown Douche. TTT2 was marketed as having the largest roster in the Franchise's history, Phil said himself that he skipped 4 and 5 (I personally think he skipped 1 thru Tag also...), WHY THE F*CK would he jump right into online play without at least playing against these "new characters" offline first???

Whiff get punished complain repeat that in every match and that is what you get in this video lol

I WONDER why Phil even SHARES his stupidity with the world. This is just sad.

Lmao 31:14 his yell

Tournament LOL please.

phil must have some sort of condition there is no way someone is this bad (or at least screws up that much)

I am confused. Is the guy commenting on the game playing Tekken or is it someone else? Because part 1, the video before this said, the guy talking is not actually playing, just showing how not to play. The game looks pretty amazing. As a Nintendo fan, I never played a Tekken game before and since it is available for the Wii-U, I will eventually get the system and the game.

The game is so laggy, it's the games fault i didint win.

Hey what do you know, for once his lag complaints were justified at 15:14 he's still awful though

Dear GOD he sucks xD and he makes a TON of excuses xD

one more thing making such simple moves won't get you a win, mixing it up and make a decent combo can...

you don't need to press back just to block, make a side step or move back and you'll get hit...don't be a sissy and try to observe...

Kay

i dont play tekken,but arent you suppose to be grabbing with king,hes a wrestler :D

I have to give credit to Phil here. In my eyes he had SOME knowledge in Tekken. Just some though. Absolutely terrible King though. One of the worst I've ever seen.

YOU ARE A SPAMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

AND HE'S ON Xbox.

Bugged arcade mechanics man

14:00 he's saying 50 characters is a lot...try memerizeing 80 characters and more to mesmerize in naruto storm 3 man

and what? if u try to def yourself sometime...

you wait to long to tag dude

no

This guy is a joke......and not even a funny one.