Phil crashing onto trees more than George from the jungle.

"Why are there trees in Australia" truly one of life's biggest questions

I feel like the programmers of modern racing games had Phil in mind when they put the rewind feature in their games.

So DSP's logic is that he needs to play the previous two titles of a racing game series to learn how to not crash into trees?

that overuse of the scrubby rewind mechanic kills me. i'm dead.

Who would have thought aggressively accelerating a rear wheel drive muscle car with slick tyres on a wet hillside wouldn't make the car go straight ahead? You learn something new every day. Unless your name's DSP, of course.

'why are there trees in australia' why wouldn't there be? what the fuck does he think it's like, the moon?

Will never understand why he thinks it's fine for supercars to be offroading.

Yo this THIYDP is amazing. One of the best ever.

Phil's logic: Gas, gas, gas gotta step on the gas. Brakes are a thing.

Props to cerulean for having to count every. Single. Tree dsp hit. Must’ve been time consuming

He has a friggin minimap and still manages to miss all the turns. That's our Phil.

I always come back to this tihydp, not only is it great at showing Phils "skills" the editing like adding clips of the games he mentions at the start and the tree counter, seriously great work.

As someone who's watched a great deal of TIHYDP videos, THIS has been one of the best ones in recent memory. Great work.

just imagine Phil doing Gran Turismo license tests

As a car enthusiast, watching dsp play one of my favorite racers gives me some serious rod knock. I would hate to see how he drives in real life! 0.0

Things I've learned: 1. Rewind during races is for N00bs, it should have been restricted during races, but unlimited during free-roam. Rewind is useful for collecting the Bonus Boards that are on rooftops. A few other games also have Rewind, but it's limited to, I think 5 uses. 2. Red line = Braking Zone. This isn't Need for Speed where one can take the corner at 100+ in full drift. 3. If the car starts acting funny, let off the gas for a second. Even if the line thru a corner is all blue, it doesn't mean go full speed. 4. Wet roads affect traction, it's wise to be on the side of caution. This includes the rivers in off-road races, the water will unsettle the car, if checkpoints are nearby, the could end up being missed. 5. The skill challenges are easy, don't pay attetion to the difficulty. A combo of drift, jump and wreckage away from any solid obsticales will earn more than enough points to pass.

Let's play : George of the jungle simulator

Phil wishes he could gain fans this fast.

Anyone notice any time a wall or tree is directly in DSP's path, a mile ahead (giving Phil plenty of time to react)... DSP will just drive straight into it and blame the game?

I really, REALLY want to see Phil play an older racing game. You know, one that doesn't have a rewind or checkpoint retry mechanic. He'd probably rage quit because he'd have to keep doing races over because he fucks up so much.

That intro ending! XD It's hilarious cause I've seen that video sooo many times! Can't wait to see the rest of what's to come in this one. Already like!

Hilarious editing and comedic timing. This is one of the best TIHYDP's I've seen in a long time. Really great job!

As far as the rewind feature goes, it shows DSP has no concept of momentum or inertia when he uses the rewind feature. He'll rewind to a point where he's already committed to an oversteer or understeer and not understand that it's too late to save the crash at that point. Over and over again he'll crash, rewind, then crash again because he just refuses to understand that his car is still going +80 MPH into that wall

This is like a watching a permanent drunk driver with zero driving skills, lol.

This is easily one of the best recent TIHYDPs both for the supplied content and the great editing and spliced-in jokes. Well done, Cerulean.

Never seen so many rewinds.

You put in a lot of hard work in this and it shows. One of the best TIHYDPs I've seen!

this guy has a driver's license! this guy has driven real cars! what the fuck

"Silvia Specter" *cringes hard*

One of the best TIHYDP I have seen. Loved the character select screen. But I think you should have added a rewind counter as well, that was ridiculous.

He takes more time rewinding than playing the actual game.

Why does he think its a accomplishment to get first when he rewinds as much as he wants? Great video thanks for the entertainment.

Phil goes completely off the road while taking a turn - "WTF he blew by me for no reason!" Awesome.

Holy shit, the rewind capabilities and crazy rubberband in this game is just RIDICULOUSSS.

Driving automatic, drifting without an ebrake, with ABS, Traction Control, and awd. kill me

"I narrowly missed a checkpoint" So, we're agreed, then - you missed the checkpoint.

Damn Ceru, I'm so sorry for what you had to watch to make this.

Great video. One of the better TIHYDPs I've seen.

Phil wants games to have rules and be realistic .... until it makes him fail. Phil wants games to have low barrier to entry and be casual ... until it makes him fail.

this is one of the most entertaining TIHYDP vids out there! my honey and i come back to this one at least a couple times a year😁

Good Lord, Cerulean. The Dvorak-scored crash compilation was one of the best TIHYDP moments in history. 1:02:45

it's strange watching this because he plays racing games like I did when I was 6 and first picked up F1 1997 i.e. 100% throttle or 0% throttle, nothing in between, use cars and walls as braking assists, etc. Except because rewinds didn't exist then, I had to learn how to play the games. Rewinds are probably why everyone online is an absolute moron in this game and why Phil never improved over the course of this shit lol

How on earth can one person miss so many checkpoints, fly off a straight road, and hit SO MANY TREES!? What is he even looking at? Its obviously not the screen.

I hope Australia will sue Phill for the damage he's done to its trees

Every time he crashed, i was actually wishing that it would happen to DSP in real life. Does that make me a bad person?

DSP plays every racing game like it's Carmageddon.

Thanks for making this, superb editing, wish more TIHYDPs had this kind of editing.

DSP: 'Who put all those trees out here in Australia?' Me: 'Umm, Nature, DAH, welcome to Earth.'

I'm not much of a racing game fan (I'm crap at racing games; though I do acknowledge that the rewind button is pathetic), but the editing on this TIHYDP was amazing. I laughed so much! XD Great video, cerulean86 :)

the musical supercut about an hour in is fantastic, Ceru. =]

" I didn't play the first 2, how the fuck was I supposed to know not to drive into trees?" - DSP

Agree with the guy who said this was one of the best THYDPs out there. Can tell you put a lot of love into it, and it shows. Mad ups, brother.

I like how he says they shouldn't have flags at the checkpoints "as long as you stay on the road". Imagine the whining if he were disqualified everytime he left the pavement.

ok seeing phil playing a genre i like finally made me SEE. he's so incredibly fucking bad i couldn't¨'ve imagined before. jesus.!!

TreeWorldOrder!

This will keep me busy for the day. Awesome.

That editing at the New World Symphony part was A+

Nice to see you in the TIHYDP community. Even the skeletons are happy! Solid work.

I usually don’t like these tihydp that are hours long but the editing here is incredible funny throughout. Well done ceru

I think he probably would have quit this game like he quit Grid 2 if it wasn't for the fact that they give you unlimited rewinds. Grid 2 also had rewinds but they were limited based on the difficulty you were playing on at least

GOD DAMN IT I LOST IT WHEN THE CLASSICAL MUSIC WAS PLAYING & PHILS SHITTY DRIVING JUST MADE IT HILARIOUS. I AM DYING

Great video can't believe I watched the whole thing in one sitting lol

This is still one of the best, if not the best, TIHYDPs ever made. Fucking congratz man.

How he possibly feels like he's accomplished anything with all that rewind is beyond me

This is longer than Fellowship of the Ring...

Everytime Phil hits a tree take a drink.

I guess we can add Trees to Phil's list of distractors now

Take a drink every time Phil rewinds the race.

bugged tree mechanics: 2016

The Offspring is in this game? *Taxi flashbacks*

Excellent TIHYDP, Mr. Skeletons! =D

Editing is on point. Very nice :D

I really enjoy the cuts and edits of this video. Very entertaining :D Every TIHYDP should be like that. And DSP himself ... I can't imagine a single thing that I like about this disgusting person. And I especially hate his disgusting laugh about his unfunny "jokes".

GREAT intro. learned of phil recently. great stuff.

All that rewinding is reminding me of SNES 9x let's plays and their save states. If you win after rewinding constantly, how is that win legitimate?

"Its a console exclusive and they can't even make it look good" I'm sorry, but was he actually looking at the game? Horizon 3 is gorgeous.

The tree counter LMAO

He hits every tree lol

Gee Phil, I sure do like watching races in REVERSE.

Somewhere that baby asprin bottle is mocking him.

classical music and Phil faillures, this is perfect

Why does Phil have to hit a tree every 5 seconds. I mean several times it was completely open and he went straight for it lol

Nicely done. Obviously a lot of effort was put in.

The amount of times he dropped high skill point combos gave me a headache

I just wanna say that you've put more effort into making this video then Phil has ever put into his stream or his KZfaq and that's extremely impressive

Really awesome video. Good work. I don't know why but when Phil plays a racing game, the fails are even more spectacular. Who else wouldn't know that a Lamborghini is "fast"? Fucking WHAT? It was the fastest car in the original Need for Speed, Mr. "one of the best gamers in the country".

dude u need to make more tihydp´s. this was awesome

If you ever wanted to get into racing games, this video is definitely the fuel to get you to play one.

Excellent TIHYDP. One of the best ones in my personal opinion. Phil is just so horrible at racing games and FH3 was no different in his playthrough. Keep up the good work cerulean. ^^

I think every single one of us went through this "phase" where we thought.. no. He's just acting. He's playing this bad on purpose, it's his gig. He acts all pissed off, plays the game like crap to get views - I was one of those guys as well. I mean, this amount of stupidity is just incomprehensible to a sensible human being - so we resort to the most logical explanation that it's all just an act. But the more you see... the more horrifying it gets.. when you reach that point and start to realize that all this... actually isn't an act. It's actually genuine. That breaking point is just scary man.

10:00 that actually made me laugh at loud

Does he have to hit absolutely everything? Also did no one tell him that you can rewind at (almost) any point?

Wow Phil can't go 5 sec without hitting a tree!

That New World Symphony montage was great!

39:43 The car in front of him is clearly labeled as being in 2nd place. "I got second. I should have been in first place... Third?!? What?!!! Whatever." Valedictorian and world class gamer, ladies and gentlemen.

bugged driving mechanics

Very well edited.

Phil really has no idea how to break and turn remind me to never run into him on the road lmao

18:30 - He tries to crash into his own team..... Then complains it doesn't work....