"Why there there only 3 people, where the hell everybody at" the way you say it is soo hilarious i cant stop laughing XD

"2 pyramid combined together" ... BOI DO YOU MEAN A CUBE ?

It's not simping. There is nothing mediocre about the purple not-a-cat. Idolize it all day long and be proud for the opportunity, brother.

4:56 “Semen Energy” I never thought I would hear that sentence, but I’m glad I did

Giving money to the developers just for the nc view angle of pantsu,,what a legend

Seriously ma dude, your joke transcends all languages. Also how do I sign up for the purple cat girl cult.

"If you freeze me I'm gonna uninstall the game" that hilichurl really called your bluff there

Kage: *simps for keqing* Me: *simps for venti* Paimon: *emergency food*

You need more subscribers, your content is so entertaining ngl bro.

That knight of favonius who ignored you and was saying "Glory" is the boyfriend of the blind girl in Mondstadt who thinks he is on a mission in a far away land. He even tells you not to say anything to her until he can sort something out...i'm waiting for a mission about him bc he got a lot of explaining to do

As a Keqing simp, I'm happy to see you simp for her as well.

8:22 Jei: I-If you set your- Monsters: Yahhh! lmfao

A purple cat church? Will Nekomata Okayu be one of the saints of this church?

who's telling him keqing isn't a catgirl.

"can you hurry up venti" bro i am dead 💀

Get this mans some subs bro, his genshin videos are amazing

2:25 laughing so hard watching him try to go the wrong way.

Of course you're running out of Mora... you're leveling every character lmao stop

5:07 "can you hurry up venti?" lmaoo

So you have chosen death by trying to claim my waifu

This channel is pure gold!

This guy is legit funny. Subbed and staying there for genshin funnies.

I seen a couple videos before, and I have to say this has been some of the most hilarious stuff I've seen. I'm glad I ran across this channel by chance and actually watched the videos. Keep doing what you're doing and making these hilarious vids. 🤣👍

dude I love your videos been binging them all laughing my head off! great content genshin brutha

keqing is my only & first 5 *, am I accepted as a member of the purple cat cult?

Actuallly you can feed one of the Dogs! The one at Liyue's entrance has a food bowl where you can give him food

“A man has needs, a man has seeds” -darkness

Hey man, thanks for these videos really appreciate them. Always funny, and keep it up :3

You puns/jokes, they were so good that I can't laugh out loud

Just pulled her several days before my birthday and I am so grateful and in love! You just got a new member of your cult man!

OMFG! I haven't laugh this hard in a while! You have earned my subscription!

“This is simping at its worst” *please refrain from looking at me*

Lmfao i think i found my new fav Genshin Impact channel :D

you've should have recorded your whaling moment sir, i was waiting for that 😆.

just subbed bro... just keep grinding... we know that you got what it takes to be successful

Man! Loving these contents ❤️❤️

Cheesetosterone! Simpin ain't easy... Good vid!

Damn why am I so late to your videos I just found you channel you just describe everything I feel while playing this game

Your videos make me laugh I like that so i shall subscribe!

you are very entertaining. actually funny, now ka-ching is indeed amazing but there's more.

I have found my people...cat religion...plz recruit me

This content is better than the 5+ whale channels regurgitating the same thing... these videos are really funny, nice work man.

Nice video 😌

will first time I saw one of your videos I said : yeah kinda cool also me after seeing more videos: I need to like every video and Subscribe

Keqing is Waifu Material, she needs a headpat.

*Jean using her ult* Me: hehe her flute gone FLAT

Just found your chanell and your a funny dude best jokes ever haha

Lmao i think you perfectly describe what i feel while playing

What's so funny is that Keqing isn't a neko. That's just how her hair is tied

Bro, you make me laugh. Thanks Saudi salute to you sir. 💯💐

that crit damage passive bonus she gets is freaking op. i guess the build i'm making for my noelle (cuz she's still constellation one and def build doesn't work that well) would work much better on her.

Bruh , im still struggling to get keying Dope content man❤

Man those 5 star weapons are looking pretty fine on the characters

4:11 I believe that is called a cube...or a rectangular prism at best.

Can we talk about how in the profile, voice over section we can learn about her hobbies, favourite food, least favourite food and etc

Woah, you got Aquila Favonia for her. I'm levelling Skyward Blade for her myself. It's my only five star weapon. xD

yo that outro tho its from code vein damn didnt know you played that game

I know this is late but the two pyramids on top of each other is actually an octahedron, 1 of the 5 platonic solids

10secs in and im already laughing my ass off.. Haha

Wasup bro love it

Lol she's not even a Neko. That's not ear. That's her hair style. xD

Beginning of the game, I got Keqing by accident on the Venti banner. I repoaced her for a few weeks when I got Ganyu but now I put her back with the black sword cause I’m out of food.

I think it's adorable that Keqing is trying to be a cat girl with her little fake hair ears that watered my skin and cleared my crops. 🤌🥺🤌

*hol up dude legit said eye **_holes_*

I'm watchin this at 3 am But it doesnt matter

he should probably try to understand how elemental particles work

MY GUY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

You can buy mora with Anemo and geo sigils. Also you can buy mora from the shop with that glitter

Mogawty:I'm not gonna showcase diluc not because I don't have materials to level him up.me:it's because of that isn't it

2:34 . I know how that feels. I was also a victim of that

OMG I WAS AT THE SAME PART AND I LEFT BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO 😭

i bet this guy is hyped for dionna...

Who would win 1 anime cat girl or 1 thicc mech boi

Did u know if u dash in the right time while the cube is doing lasers u can dash through them

This just in, catgirl stabs dog.

Just waiting for the day I get this character...

I pledge loyalty to the purple cat waifu

Imagine having that much stamina

Poor Diluc.. Still no Diluc hangout

phoenix ultimate , i can relate XD

My dude, you do know how food works, right? XD Also... semen energy??😂😭

Make that 4 people my brother. Because i just joined.

Kequing is the character I want most right now. I'm hoping I get her before Ganyu drops because those 2 are the Ultimate waifu pair and I must have them both

Advice for keqing: if you use aquila favonia don’t use electric hits with ability, just use the stilleto for charged elctro aoe

ma man Keqing ain't no neko and has no cat ears those are her hairdo LMAO

Funfact: Als ich das erste mal beim Keqing Banner gezogen habe, habe ich direkt sie gezogen 😂

drink water every time he says *man*

*SEMEN ENERGY* like Monster energy except...

SEMEN ENERGYYYY!!!

Well as a man of culture a cat ears girl is a good civilization

lmao Keqing simp wait how do i join the Keqing simp cult-

So whos gonna tell him that Keqing isnt actually a cat girl and her hair just looks like ears.

SEMEN ENERGY HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dandelion Tights :P

This is the exact mistake I did

Y hasn't jean gotten her ult yet You fell off the stage twice or more times, it resets ult counter to 0

Jean didn't get her ult because your energy recharge is crap maybe

MY WAIFU ALSOOOOO !!!! Subs after watchin thanks man XD

Hey, can exceed over 120 resin? A couple of ppl say that i cant

He be simpin' for a purple furry