This Low-Budget Horror Movie is Terrifying...For All The Wrong Reasons
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To celebrate Halloween, let's watch a VERY bad horror movie called "Goblin" that released in 2020. I know 2020 was a rough year for everybody but I honestly think this movie was the worst thing to come from that terrible year. Apologies in advance! Happy Halloween!
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@noahjulianleard2920 2 жыл бұрын
HE GOTTA EAT. ALSO, You gotta come to San Antonio, TX!
@metaloopa6907 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtboy
@lolapalooza. 2 жыл бұрын
hi mayor how are you !!
@irea2206 2 жыл бұрын
OK!!
@elleinfinitea 2 жыл бұрын
I would have bought it if it was called GoblinSheild.
@pleasesetmeonfire1166 2 жыл бұрын
If the “oh god” line of dialogue doesn’t become a recurring soundbite throughout Kurtis’s channel from now on, I’m going to be disappointed. That is “makin it stinky” tier audio.
@jamieplanes4896 2 жыл бұрын
You’re absolutely right
@sorryifoldcomment8596 2 жыл бұрын
I hope so too, because it's amazing!
@rp923 2 жыл бұрын
Right up there with the Barbie “balls” with reverb sound effect
@luishenriquefalconifilho2124 2 жыл бұрын
That 'Oh, god!' lives rent-free in my mind now
@PTEC 2 жыл бұрын
Hahha
@alyssat.8793 2 жыл бұрын
“You versus the goblin she told you not to worry about” except this time she absolutely DID tell you to worry about this goblin and you gaslit her and told her the goblin did not exist lmaoo
@dr.alphys 2 жыл бұрын
BRO THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY LMAO
@elbownio5820 2 жыл бұрын
Look at you now, you've been vored, cucked, and to top it off your lawn is covered in goblin shit.
@alfarhood4774 2 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair, I wouldn’t exactly believe someone if they told me a goblin touched my window
@hopepapernacky 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not gaslighting, he didn’t know there was a goblin and he was trying to comfort her because he thought she was just being paranoid because they’re in a new place. He believed what he was saying, too. Not trying to defend him, he’s not a good guy, but that wasn’t gaslighting
@meowxp444 2 жыл бұрын
@@hopepapernacky it was a joke my boy
@firestarhk3875 Жыл бұрын
I love how she screwed the goblin and is having his baby but he still has to live in the shed and have his food brought to him like a pet rather than a human-goblin hybrid baby daddy.
@clownrat5759 Жыл бұрын
Well yeah can’t be too sure it won’t eat the baby or her other kid for dominance 😍
@decibels552 Жыл бұрын
Don’t kink shame
@-cloudii- Жыл бұрын
Stop- 😭😭
@-cloudii- Жыл бұрын
Goblin Hybrid Baby Daddy??? 😭😭😭😭
@katelynbrown3404 Жыл бұрын
facts 😭
@willow0.0 Жыл бұрын
Shnoopsie sounds like a word a Christian mom would use instead of swearing when she stubs her toe
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
Haha you're right.
@hayden1351 Жыл бұрын
or a christian mom trying to teach her kids about their privates
@hutki_shira Жыл бұрын
600th like
@-M00N- Жыл бұрын
666th like
@vassilus915 Жыл бұрын
@@LucyDMusic I love America.
@WTFPr0m 2 жыл бұрын
Pour one out for Elias. Spent his whole life preparing to fight a goblin, then immediately got fucked right up by literally the first goblin he ever met.
@adoresvelour3146 2 жыл бұрын
WJEJDJSHSHS FR FR
@G0thBug 2 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but the goblin that ate him proceeded to bang his wife and get her pregnant 💀
@bia-zz4sj 2 жыл бұрын
kinda relatable gotta say😕
@kazeiroP 2 жыл бұрын
@@G0thBug Elias is the old guy
@universalpower419 2 жыл бұрын
@@G0thBug As Kurtis said, get some help, because there are only 5 characters and You still don't know who is who.
@nathaliemillerr 2 жыл бұрын
as soon as it said “9 months later” I just had a horrible feeling about what they were implying and I hate that I was right
@causeistillwantyou7516 2 жыл бұрын
Omg me too
@advantgardeboy2007 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@seal8900 2 жыл бұрын
The only time 9 months is mentioned in movies is to imply pregnancy
@baddie1shoe 2 жыл бұрын
She gave him a shy smile when she served that kibble. Like..what kind of penis does a goblin have? I imagine it’s barbed tho
@cannedrabies 2 жыл бұрын
@@baddie1shoe i just assumed it was all wrinkly and shriveled up, like a rotten jalapeno
@TheNicholle23 10 ай бұрын
I love that the actor who played Danny Jr. Told Kurtis on his podcast that he legit went into acting because he liked a girl in the drama class lmao
@shwahgamer 7 ай бұрын
That's why Michael Cane went into acting, too. He said there were a ton of pretty girls in his acting school and he wanted to get laid.
@joshc5613 6 ай бұрын
@@shwahgamerwell, he also became an award winning actor in the process so....
@monikorasort Жыл бұрын
The whole trope of teachers accusing parents of being abusive because of a drawing is so funny to me. In kindergarten, I drew a boy with no eyes screaming while a stork flew away with an eyeball in its beak. Not because my parents were beating me, but because my dad told me a bedtime story about kids getting their eyes plucked out by birds and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
@jonnnnniej Жыл бұрын
Your dad told you what?! :')
@monikorasort Жыл бұрын
@@jonnnnniej it was written by Hans Christian Andersen
@sabrinay4739 Жыл бұрын
@@monikorasort oh it makes sense
@commandrogyne Жыл бұрын
@@jonnnnniej i can think of like 3 fairytales where smthn like that happens lol
@ashikjaman1940 10 ай бұрын
@@monikorasort was it as gay as the Little Mermaid?
@kennedynini5589 2 жыл бұрын
so youre telling me that goblin engulfed a whole cougar, the husband, step son, and neighbor but was fine with settling with a bowl of dog food ???
@madkat1012 2 жыл бұрын
well, it settled for the dog food... and sarah
@meganr2869 2 жыл бұрын
@@madkat1012 oh dear…
@mayapapaya1915 2 жыл бұрын
don’t worry, when she gives birth it will eat the baby :)
@user-sx1gf1qc7q 2 жыл бұрын
@@mayapapaya1915 THE SMILE AJSKJSKS
@foussi739 2 жыл бұрын
@@mayapapaya1915 Food dispenser 😍
@zorinazutella3270 2 жыл бұрын
When she turned around and revealed her pregnant belly I legitimately screamed. That was by far the scariest part of this "horror" movie.
@bia-zz4sj 2 жыл бұрын
the SMIRK she gives to the goblin💀 crying and throwing up👋
@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 2 жыл бұрын
Now that's a horror movie. But I personally prefer the goblins from the cave.
@RockinRoyaltyx3 2 жыл бұрын
Pregnancy is pretty scary. 😩
@tulsikanodia8603 2 жыл бұрын
Also just 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@plankofury 2 жыл бұрын
Same here! But then I immediately started laugh crying out of shock .
@kidnamedfinger_25 Жыл бұрын
When the goblin said "It's Goblin Time" I shook in my seat with shivers down my spine, such an incredible movie.
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
Same, hearing the goblin say ''It's Goblin Time'' then gobbling all over Danny was my favourite part
@RulerOfArniskad Жыл бұрын
@@Random-sk6hmHe was gobling danny up
@gacha-gay Жыл бұрын
Wait, can I have a time stamp for that? I didn't catch it
@gacha-gay Жыл бұрын
@@aghost7721 ohhhh
@aggressivetrash6084 11 ай бұрын
I was literally pissing and shitting myself when that happened
@Shinntoku 10 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw the goblin eat someone I thought "this is someone fetish film isn't it?" And I think that ending proved me right
@James_Randal 10 ай бұрын
Oh my god you might be right, it's a fucking fetish film, that makes so much sense.
@Pragabond 8 ай бұрын
Yeah a fetish film made by a goblin
@AaronandJo 2 жыл бұрын
Goblin shit is MASSIVE
@ART3MISS_ 2 жыл бұрын
Omg my favs interacting
@alliexcx5576 2 жыл бұрын
Dhhd
@HorrorDiva01 2 жыл бұрын
this and sharkestein are on the same level and u can't tell me otherwise!
@rko7948 2 жыл бұрын
OMFG FAVES INTERACTION
@baddie1shoe 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like baby elephant shit. Seeing as how it basically eats humans whole..I think it should be bigger. Maybe that’s why the Goblin has a beer gut dad bod..he’s constipated
@itsmoon1996 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the goblin was actually going to be her husband who “died” at war and he was turned into that creature due to some sick government experiment… the actual ending was so much worse 🙃
@antichrist8543 2 жыл бұрын
SAME LMFAO
@milessara87 2 жыл бұрын
That my friend, will be the plot of Goblin 2!
@louna5269 2 жыл бұрын
I think you put more thought into that than anyone did for the actual movie :(
@nataliaescamilla8449 2 жыл бұрын
That would’ve made it sm better
@Max_The_Flower 2 жыл бұрын
@@milessara87 there already is a Goblin 2, it’s called Troll 2.
@therealblacktronempire1987 Жыл бұрын
I love the old mans stereotypes in this movie, because he's the most german man I've ever seen in a low budged movie. He's got a realistic accent (didn't expect that!), of course he knows everything about some random medieval legend and dedicates his life to it, and he's got random prussian weaponery hanging in his home. Also why does he instantly think the anomalys are caused by a goblin? That pretty coincidental! He just moves from Germany to America to escape that Goblin, and there just happens to be the same goblin right next door?
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
Maybe goblins are attracted to elderly German men lol.
@therealblacktronempire1987 Жыл бұрын
@@calowenby1654 But Sarah wasn't an elderly german man tho- or was she?🤤
@user-dg6ot1so4q 11 ай бұрын
@@calowenby1654 The goblins got a type 😏😏
@NovelPhoinixTheSecond 6 ай бұрын
I don't know about the realistic accent part...
@kaw8473 Жыл бұрын
I would be so offended at a teacher wasting my time, calling a meeting and accusing me of shit over a drawing like that. It just looks like the kid was trying to draw Shrek. That's what I'm most fired up about lol
@MiyakoPisces4.0 8 ай бұрын
Huh?!.
@LauraRBorre 3 ай бұрын
Me to like😭
@realdragon 3 ай бұрын
"This is my family, this is my mom, our dog and Shrek lives with us"
@itsjustmeofficial 2 жыл бұрын
I was absolutely floored when she was pregnant with the goblin's child. My jaw literally dropped.
@anushka3668 2 жыл бұрын
hi swiftie😊
@ramowo2701 2 жыл бұрын
Literally same
@daylight137 2 жыл бұрын
swiftie👏
@Sarah-by6gp 2 жыл бұрын
I think the more pressing matter is whet she’s keeping the father in the backyard
@rinnieai 2 жыл бұрын
i couldn't believe what i was looking at like omg
@BTwiseman 2 жыл бұрын
The scene with the lady going back and asking if she has time to talk is just like a RPG like Fallout or Mass Effect when you accidentally leave the conversation and have to go back and talk to them.
@70ren 2 жыл бұрын
True!!! BTW these spam bots!! WTF?
@emilyb.8219 2 жыл бұрын
@@70ren They've become so much worse the last month or so and youtube does jack squat about it, it's so annoying
@Ashh602 2 жыл бұрын
@@emilyb.8219 honestly it’s just insane how there’s no moderation or spam control on a site that’s been around this long
@imaghost2961 28 күн бұрын
Don’t forget about Elderscrolls games! 😆
@therealblacktronempire1987 Жыл бұрын
18:04 Wouldn't it be crazy if he did the same thing with a bear, and then the goblin ate the dead bear, so Danny now thinks there's a fucking- elephant on the loose and he goes hunting for bigger and bigger animals?
@guhmachine 4 ай бұрын
there’s a whale on the loose!!
@Gibberishusernamehere 3 ай бұрын
@@guhmachineHe then manages to find and kill it.
@miajohnson4025 Жыл бұрын
Kurtis pitching a movie called Goblin where the killer is a shark reminds me of the 100% real movie Possum, which is a movie obviously about… a spider. Actually it’s a really interesting movie though I thought it was a very interesting metaphor for childhood sexual abuse
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
I love that movie!
@miajohnson4025 Жыл бұрын
@@calowenby1654 yeah it’s really good! Such a cool use of the uncanny valley!
@damienearl8302 Жыл бұрын
A movie called Possum, about a spider, being a metaphor for childhood abuse- ...I'm endlessly intrigued!
@miajohnson4025 Жыл бұрын
@@damienearl8302 it’s very interesting! It’s about a man who uses a spider puppet (Possum) to deal with the sexual abuse he faced from his uncle after he has to return to his hometown when he is fired and a young boy goes missing
@damienearl8302 Жыл бұрын
@@miajohnson4025 Fascinating, I've gotta give it a watch sometime!
@marm5648 2 жыл бұрын
Her being pregnant nine months after Danny was eaten by the goblin, and having the belly of a 7-8 months pregnant woman, implies that she slept with the goblin around a month after he ate her husband and step son, damn Sarah is WILD I knew something was up with her from her moaning “oh god” after seeing the goblin’s hand for the first time
@ryan_klaudt 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@narcie13 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I get your point & it’s funny to think about, but you know you can’t necessarily tell how far along someone is by how big their stomach is, right? Lol. Obviously if it’s huge it’s safe to say they’re pretty far along, but some people’s stomachs aren’t that big even at the very end of their pregnancy.
@user-by2vj4se4r 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@saravictoria5256 2 жыл бұрын
@@narcie13 there are normals, and if you're well educated on the subject you can guess and be around right. But people are in fact different and every pregnancy is unique.
@dahanafdz9996 2 жыл бұрын
@@narcie13 but if you do the maths, babies typically born between the eight almost nine months of pregnancy, if the baby was from danny we can asume that maybe she was a few weeks pregnant so if it's 9 months later the baby should've already born...... if 9 months after danny's death she hasn't had the baby i think we all can come to the conclusion that that is NOT danny's baby 🤨🤨🤨
@rain.8480 2 жыл бұрын
“just an old guy who knows shit about goblins” feels like a social media bio
@binnies69 2 жыл бұрын
I just made this my instagram bio
@sunflower-yj3mv 2 жыл бұрын
naur don't give them ideas
@peenyyt4921 2 жыл бұрын
@@rain.8480 nobody “old” has their pronouns in their bio
@keepyourshoesathedoor 2 жыл бұрын
@@peenyyt4921 yes they do. Depends on their personality
@nono7120 2 жыл бұрын
I want to put that in my bio now
@beck-nightengale 5 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw "9 months later" I knew where it was going... I just knew it. And yet nothing could have prepared me for that.
@probablydeadinside7877 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: people with anxiety tend to enjoy horror movies because it gives them a tangible threat to place their unreasonable amount of fear on! i know this because i have really bad anxiety and really love horror :]
@clairem6748 Жыл бұрын
I mean sometimes, sure, but i grew up hating horror because of how easily i transposed the creatures or creepy discoveries into my real life
@joyouslittleguy Жыл бұрын
I'm late but this is so interesting!! I have rly bad anxiety and love horror movies too !
@cozycasasmr4510 9 ай бұрын
I have GAD and hate horror 🤣 but interesting theory coz I used to love true crime but that's more real events that could actually potentially happen to me so idk
@Okayyyki 9 ай бұрын
And then there’s me, with horrible anxiety who can’t watch horror movies because I get awful night terrors and won’t be able to sleep without every single light on everrr 😭
@hiiloveu1521 8 ай бұрын
I have anxiety and I love horror movies too, but I can't watch them unless it's daytime and I'm in a well lit room with at least one person I'm comfortable with
@lucyservo6574 2 жыл бұрын
"You're not a train, you're a movie" THAT WAS TOP TIER KURT
@kathaai 2 жыл бұрын
what's with these bot replies
@ilovemusicssooomuch283 2 жыл бұрын
@@kathaai FRR/I love loona
@lucyservo6574 2 жыл бұрын
@@kathaai dude I see them every time I comment something. So weird
@sorryifoldcomment8596 2 жыл бұрын
@@kathaai Report all of them! It's what I'm doing. If they get enough reports, they'll be deleted. It's driving me crazy. The same accounts flooded Jarvis's video too.
@GamerSisters 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing could've prepared me for that actually horrifying ending
@_eIIa_ 2 жыл бұрын
MY JAW DROPPED AND STAYED THAT WAY TILL THE END LMAO
@itsthefunny510 2 жыл бұрын
The ending broke me
@saorise28 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't reached the end yet... Should I stop watching?
@itsthefunny510 2 жыл бұрын
@@saorise28 The ending is so insane you should see the movie just for it
@hilary8533 2 жыл бұрын
Oooo godddd
@MissKipperz Жыл бұрын
I love how in the illustration of a goblin terrorizing a village has no goblin in the picture just some woman tossing her baby into a fire lol
@Your_Unlocal_idiot3 Ай бұрын
She was smiling to
@katelynbrown3404 Жыл бұрын
"If I was 8 years old and saw a chubby goblin in my backyard, I'd go 'Okay!' and I'd walk to the nearest bridge and jump off of it." I was afraid of Goosebumps- the slime monster episode. I had nightmares and lucid dreams about it. I woke up and slime was everywhere. so same.
@crabsnake4556 Жыл бұрын
"Nightmare" suuure, this is unrelated to the slime monster porn in your history?
@Chilloutlilbro Жыл бұрын
@@crabsnake4556 Wut lad?
@leinaamatsuji-berry561 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl the goblin just absolutely taking out all the men that aren’t literally Sarah’s own child is… something to think about…
@eialys 2 жыл бұрын
A wee possessive, ain’t he? I’m guessing that’s what won her over tho... So goofy so silly 🤪
@donkeykong8389 2 жыл бұрын
@@eialys So is this a dating strategy you would recommend?
@rorygiambalvo2955 2 жыл бұрын
It's the opposite of the infanticide seen in many ape societies. Goblin learned to read the room with Sarah
@amber5802 2 жыл бұрын
Yes the goblin was courting sarah
@deereye87 2 жыл бұрын
I’m getting Wattpad vibes
@bubble4689 2 жыл бұрын
[edit] fine i’ll put *SPOILERS* here since you guys care so much about spoilers for a bad low-budget movie i like how the goblin literally ate her husband, her step-son, and her neighbor, and she still let it knock her up at the end
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
She wanted it to eat her, too.
@bia-zz4sj 2 жыл бұрын
girlboss move
@itsleximydude4790 2 жыл бұрын
Talk about a fuckin spoiler 😤
@nothinghappens9811 2 жыл бұрын
Death is one of her kinks.
@edenoforion 2 жыл бұрын
Reading this comment before the video wow very excited for the video
@Katrinabobinahogina Жыл бұрын
the "dear even hanson is a horror movie" joke is honestly so accurate.
@CerotheDemon Жыл бұрын
That visceral reaction to seeing the Goblin hand was too real. I think they showed her something traumatizing….like the budget of this movie.
@angelica-ii1yk 2 жыл бұрын
kurtis editing shrek into that one scene was legitimately scarier than the entire movie
@teenyweenytelevision 2 жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY ASFHWLRFHRW i had my volume up and didn't see it coming so it genuinely scared the shit outta me
@mariaochs 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@swordkitty 2 жыл бұрын
OHH HELLO THERE
@angiewinchester3384 2 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing about this movie is the implications at the end.
@toothfairy10133 2 жыл бұрын
i nearly fell off my chair
@anyrija. 2 жыл бұрын
"old guy who knows a lot about goblins" has to be a reoccurring character
@249aaa 2 жыл бұрын
dont get too attached to him
@elvenbugs 2 жыл бұрын
new movie trope???
@whawhawhawhaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
One in Trolls 2 as well
@Jezabella2002 2 жыл бұрын
That's my only personality trait
@DKF_oli 2 жыл бұрын
Grandpa seth
@2-stepverification624 Жыл бұрын
I love how Dannys reaction to being grabbed by the goblin was moaning, and Kurtis just goes "and second of all Id like what he's having"- this shit has my dying 🤣
@Hawthorn6852 Жыл бұрын
17:00 when a creepy kid pets your dog without asking
@alex-fs9yt 2 жыл бұрын
Goblin: *eats Sarah's step-son, neighbour and husband* Sarah: he do be thicc though 😍
@fart63 2 жыл бұрын
The most disturbing part to me is the fact that she’s not even in a relationship with the goblin like it doesn’t live in her house with her it lives in her shed and shits in her yard like a dog
@714KH 2 жыл бұрын
lmfaooooo
@unnithan-sg4gm 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@exhaustednerd1522 2 жыл бұрын
"I gotta eat"
@gayvagina7353 2 жыл бұрын
That goblin got Gonkers That goblin got Gommy Gilkers
@LydiAtheistLady 2 жыл бұрын
The little “just a green man” kid actor wasn’t bad for a child. As for the adults…😕
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh gAHD"
@iliketoeatbatteries8122 2 жыл бұрын
*”NOoOh”*
@alyssa-9171 2 жыл бұрын
Bro danny was fire wdym, oh wait are we not talking about drew goo- I mean danny gonzalez
@completlynormalhypernova666 2 жыл бұрын
That moment when a 10 year old can act better than adults
@RYCH3 2 жыл бұрын
@@completlynormalhypernova666 That ain't a 10-year-old, that's a 6-year-old.
@ryanwagner3890 Жыл бұрын
Okay the idea of a movie called goblin with the creature hiding in the dark being a great white shark is even funnier because of the existence of goblin sharks, a completely separate type of shark that a great white also is not.
@user-jx4oq7up4t 7 ай бұрын
i'm crying because the mum grabs her son to stop him from seeing danny eaten alive and then immediately turns around so the son is watching danny die and she isnt
@OwlyVoices 2 жыл бұрын
i literally started crying when she turned and revealed that she was pregnant holy shit
@halemashah2047 2 жыл бұрын
AHHHHH I SCREAMED 😱
@Sammyyaam 2 жыл бұрын
If i wasnt at work when i watched this i wouldve screamed
@joseph1858 2 жыл бұрын
Was already screaming about the week's profit from my investment and this video made me scream more😄😊.
@joseph1858 2 жыл бұрын
My life has totally changed since I started with $ 7,000 and now I make $ 29,450 every 14days .
@joseph1858 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Franklin has been managing my trade for months and I keep making profit every week.
@Fionacle Жыл бұрын
I actually saw a video that showed art made by children who were hurt by people, it was absolutely terrifying, and it’s so sad that it usually gets ignored when it could be a hint to get help for them You’re right though it is weird how films have kids drawing, like, portals or whatever so often and the parents assume it’s sUpErNaTuRaL, like I drew a bunch of mermaids and princesses when I was younger you think I was meeting mermaids or I got a message from an otherworldly being that a princess was in trouble? Obviously it did happen to be supernatural in the movies, but how do you even come to the conclusion that it would be
@snowyskys8505 Жыл бұрын
After most of her family died sarah just went “OMG MOVE IN! YOUR SO COOL”
@valbarker610 2 жыл бұрын
Just realized the cutscene happens 9 months later. She can't be pregnant with her ex's child because she would have already given birth. Which not only implies she fucked the goblin, it implies she fucked the goblin shortly after the events of the rest of the film, right after it murdered her husband and child, since she's clearly very pregnant
@WishGender Жыл бұрын
she could be overdue or it’s an approximation.
@someone433 Жыл бұрын
JD level bs
@st4rp0p Жыл бұрын
Her ex could've gotten her pregnant right before he died
@valbarker610 Жыл бұрын
@@WishGender yea but the implication here is pretty clear
@emilyb.8219 Жыл бұрын
Full term pregnancy is actually 40 weeks, so she could certainly still be pregnant at 9 months. But I do think the implication is still clear.
@lauraguzman3617 2 жыл бұрын
“You vs the goblin she told you not to worry about” had me in tears
@nevermore7367 2 жыл бұрын
Same omg 😂
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
been there before 😩
@Nermalhater1717 11 ай бұрын
Oh shit my balls are exploding
@Nermalhater1717 11 ай бұрын
Oh shit my balls are exploding
@Nermalhater1717 11 ай бұрын
Oh shit my balls are exploding
@jo5585 Жыл бұрын
As someone who drew pictures of babies being decapitated by axes as a child I can confirm that the goblin drawing was very tame
@LegendaryDorkKnight 6 ай бұрын
As soon as the timeskip card said "Nine months later" I was like "No, bro! Ain't no fucking way!" It was exactly as I feared.
@theexploraholic 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who works at a school, if a mom who came every day to pick up their child heard the dad had picked up the child and seemed concerned, we would drop everything and try to figure it out, not just say “good day and also your kid has good art skills but it’s kinda scary”
@byrnetdown6076 2 жыл бұрын
this is good to hear
@completlynormalhypernova666 2 жыл бұрын
That seems like a very suspicious thing. Idk why the teacher was like "ok and btw he drew a little goblin"
@saraelizabeth589 Жыл бұрын
I will continue to believe that every time Kurtis says "Danny" in this video, he is talking about Danny Gonzalez. And Danny Jr is the nutcracker.
@wassupgreg Ай бұрын
i might be a greg,but when Kurtis says "Danny" i actually think about Danny from Hawaii Five-0
@cameravice1825 9 ай бұрын
I like how the summary says she has to save her son from the abusive stepfather. And yet all the dad does throughout the film is just ignore her and hunt things
@cass6082 8 ай бұрын
Genuinely, I was waiting the whole time for him to be really bad or do something ‘death worthy’ but he only seemed mildly neglectful and less of an ass than a fair number of protagonists Edit: oh never mind, I guess Kurtis left that out
@coffeeluvr9864 8 ай бұрын
at the end of the video after the ad-read kurtis says that he left out scenes of the father being abusive because he didn't want the video to be too heavy and he just wanted to goof around, but if you watch the movie there is scenes of him being abusive
@BrianaGarrett 2 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that Kurtis didn’t take the opportunity to note that “Goblin” is kind of a brilliant name for a movie about a great white shark, because he’s “goblin people up” 😂
@TVHorrorArt 2 жыл бұрын
You’re rightttt OML 😂
@arvo-noon 2 жыл бұрын
*Goblin sharks are the true horror of the ocean-*
@sixfeetundertheradar6080 2 жыл бұрын
Plus it could be about a goblin sharks!
@Angy-xo1ez 2 жыл бұрын
Goblin sharks are scarier than any horror movie
@Batshitcrazyfreak 2 жыл бұрын
Genius
@sxphinx 2 жыл бұрын
“imagine if the monster was a great white shark” JAWBLIN
@hellalalalala 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@strykersays 2 жыл бұрын
there is such thing as a goblin shark and they're ugly af
@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын
Jawblin Deez nuts
@zox.ruuuuu 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashikjaman1940 I was just about to comment that bro
@ahrikim4546 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashikjaman1940 😌 about to comment that as well
@voidtelevision7468 Жыл бұрын
18:10 also where the duck do they live? It looks like a normal suburban neighborhood, and those aren’t exactly known for having cougars and bears roaming around
@salteeth Ай бұрын
depends where you live
@starshine5812 Жыл бұрын
4:32 WHY IS HE WEARING A 700 YEAR OLD HEADSET I CANT STOP STARING
@MvpQE 2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel strangely motivated after his “life is passing by” scene…. He’s right… I won’t do any homework tonight! I’m going to Darrel’s!
@calimarietv 2 жыл бұрын
yknow what, you’re right! count me in, too!
@Red-ce2jz 2 жыл бұрын
Tell darryl ill be there in 5
@addief5265 2 жыл бұрын
the chode part lmao
@eilir_adron 2 жыл бұрын
Yo count me in
@morwennaforatenner604 2 жыл бұрын
Can I come?
@LoveLee_Dreamer 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Danny FOUND a cougar, and that's glossed over like yeah of *course* he found a cougar in the suburbs that wasn't actually going around eating smaller animals.
@emilyb.8219 2 жыл бұрын
Also it's surely not legal to hunt cougars, especially ones that aren't posing a threat to people
@jowbabadook8530 2 жыл бұрын
It's possible that it was just a cougar eating smaller animals and the goblin showed up by coincidence
@blaszaczka 2 жыл бұрын
And the fact he skinned it in his backyard and hung it up on a swing???
@LoveLee_Dreamer 2 жыл бұрын
@@blaszaczka You mean to tell me that ISN'T a perfectly normal suburban activity to take part in!?
@blaszaczka 2 жыл бұрын
@@LoveLee_Dreamer I honestly don't know what Americans do in their free time, I'm Slavic, were just chillin' with our vodka while slav squatting
@realbrickbread Жыл бұрын
20:55 that infrared view is wild
@lozercakez 2 ай бұрын
It’s not even infrared 😭😭
@realbrickbread 2 ай бұрын
@@lozercakezIk I was being ironic 💀the background is hotter than the person lmao
@harmc2301 Жыл бұрын
Dude I avoid movies with animals (especially cats and dogs) because I always fear of them being hurt any way, so the goblin petting the dog REALLY made me have a small anxiety attack😅
@sketcher445 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the “thermal vision” was literally just regular footage with a filter over it
@jacksonwelp5119 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@rosettekalombo3072 2 жыл бұрын
That was the 2nd worst part of the movie
@meriamayari1278 2 жыл бұрын
@@rosettekalombo3072 what's the worst part ?
@completlynormalhypernova666 2 жыл бұрын
@@meriamayari1278 everything else except the "oh god" sound bit
@Hadeto_AngelRust 2 жыл бұрын
as it should be
@TwoBs 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing at how Danny Jr just ceased to exist and the family just didn’t care lol
@riyu3704 2 жыл бұрын
He might've been a little bitchy but come on he DIED. Anyways it's a lesson to be nice to people or they won't be sad about your death😔😜☠️
@atsuchiya624 2 жыл бұрын
Well he’s a “little fuckin’ brat” 4:51
@jackrabbit. 2 жыл бұрын
Well same with the fuckin boyfriend lol, he just seems cocky, that's not really a great reason to wish death upon him. This lady is just off the charts, she's like "Oh my new stepson died? Oh well. I want to kill my husband now. My husband's dead now? Let's fuck a goblin."
@iseetheWAYVision 2 жыл бұрын
I mean 🤷🏽♀️😂
@TheQuashingoftheTub Жыл бұрын
Honestly if there was a Danny Jr. In my life I don't think I'd mind them disappearing.
@ri907 Жыл бұрын
26:30 The end part of this video is exactly why I love Kurtis. He's aware of the serious issues & doesn't joke about something like that in a mean spirited way. He understands that it's the execution of the movie that's funny to pick apart bc it wasn't good. The message could've been good but the way it ended up wasn't. It's what I love to see. Jokes that are not inherently at someone's expense. *Thank* *you* *Mayor* Kurtis. 🤠 a respectful *yee* *yee*
@sqids8340 Жыл бұрын
I like to that think the goblin is Sarah’s outdoor boyfriend and that’s why he gently placed his hand on the window at the beginning. He just wanted to visit his gf inside.
@taramoran7864 2 жыл бұрын
me at the beginning of the end scene: oh they kept the goblin as a pet like the babadook me seeing sarah’s pregnant stomach: THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE BABADOOK
@user-vd8nm8sv6x 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@d.tsukuyomi1869 2 жыл бұрын
Babadook: r34 edition
@piperlawson56 2 жыл бұрын
"WHERE IS MY BEIJING BEEF" and "I've gotta eat🙄" got me crying
@aelizh 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT the fuck!
@shoes_are_delicious 2 жыл бұрын
For me it was the "whAT thu fUck"
@piperlawson56 2 жыл бұрын
@@shoes_are_delicious that did top it too😂😂
@No-uf8xp 2 жыл бұрын
Yes bruh I expected to laugh but HOly shit what an absolute icon
@imanidrozd4623 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly? He carried this movie
@christinawilkephillips7684 Жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the world...this is someone's favourite movie.
@deereye87 Жыл бұрын
I hate this thought
@CookiePieMonster Жыл бұрын
I saw 13 ghosts at 8 and didn't cry, but was so terrified that I can 100% without a doubt confirm that if I seen it at 7 I'd have cried away the next half a decade as well.
@KaelWrit 2 жыл бұрын
the ending was fucking genius tbh. Having the goblin kill the abusive husband and become the new home guardian / forbidden lover...? Genius. Fantastic.
@kimkoya3882 2 жыл бұрын
spoiler dude!
@gearandalthefirst7027 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimkoya3882 it's literally in the fucking video
@ScreechIsUncool 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like a Wattpad story🥱😑🤪
@madhatt3r93 2 жыл бұрын
Guillermo del Toro is giving a standing ovation
@ECLECTOb 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hannamilos 2 жыл бұрын
As a film student, this 100% looks like someone’s overly ambitious & metaphor-heavy first feature. They for sure spent half their budget on the goblin CGI because they DEFINITELY didn’t use it to hire trained actors lol
@coralinejones2721 2 жыл бұрын
And the CGI still looked like shit💀
@notanagger4861 2 жыл бұрын
@@coralinejones2721 cgi is expensive as fuck. Never a good idea to have the focus of a low budget project be cgi
@coralinejones2721 2 жыл бұрын
@@notanagger4861 yeah I know. If they made better choices with their small budget it could have been a decent movie, but instead we get.......whatever the hell that thing was💀
@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын
@@No-ue5pi God damnit now I'm imaging a guy painted green taking a massive shit on a lawn
@GOFFBITZH666 2 жыл бұрын
IKR? This feels like the idea of a semi drunk dude who watched The Babadook and said “Hey, maybe I can try that”!
@pocket-stars Жыл бұрын
15:45 reminded me of a story i heard where some teachers were concerned about this kid cus he kept drawing scary monsters and he was drawing FNAF characters cus it was his favorite game
@vaughnraley8591 Жыл бұрын
13:00 I love how the couple and the cop are in completely different classes of neighborhood 😆
@heather_doestruecrime 2 жыл бұрын
The horrible cgi Goblin in the garage peeking out from behind that counter is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын
Me watching my dad fix the car
@joannaalmazan4508 2 жыл бұрын
It's a fucking meme moment right there and I wouldn't blame someone for making that their profile pic in the comments hahaha
@tommy8297 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@sevalkathleen6414 2 жыл бұрын
@@joannaalmazan4508 it’s me. i’m someone.
@isucklol1992 2 жыл бұрын
"Yay it's the ugly little backyard shit goblin! :D"
@beck2682 2 жыл бұрын
i was already laughing at the twist ending but the “you vs. the goblin she tells you not to worry about” joke literally made me fall over
@sekoseko893 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fLmDecqI0arGeok.html…….
@thedestroyasystem 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, funniest shit I’ve heard all day
@msbot93 Жыл бұрын
oh my god 13 ghosts was the movie that scarred me for years! watched it when I was like 9, and was still terrified to go into a new room without announcing my presence to that room's ghost at the age of like 15 - In particular to the Angry Princess in the bathroom and The Jackal in my bedroom
@rancidcowboy Жыл бұрын
10:17 i use this term everyday thanks to you kurt
@hellisdino 2 жыл бұрын
the “oH gOd” part has the same energy as “tHE kiLLER is ESCAPING heL p ME!” edit- holy sh1t y’all thank you so much for the likes I didn’t think it was that funny :)
@xxxstellarxxx 2 жыл бұрын
at least Sarah Paulson can put emotion in her voice 💀💀💀
@katroamleft4721 2 жыл бұрын
Or "oh no they are eating her and then they are gonna eat me"
@hellisdino 2 жыл бұрын
@@xxxstellarxxx facts!
@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын
@@katroamleft4721 OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
@ewwpeople9914 2 жыл бұрын
bro i thought the same thing lol
@maxx2413 2 жыл бұрын
“more like goblin ON DEEZ NUTS” - a fallen legend Fly high, king.
@chelseesanders400 2 жыл бұрын
#TeamSea
@videoaddicto 2 жыл бұрын
Thankskilling (2008) is in the same tear.
@gracekurtz7251 2 жыл бұрын
Dude SPOILER!!!
@maxx2413 2 жыл бұрын
@@gracekurtz7251 WAIT I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD GET THE REFRANCE IM SO SORRY
@pizzapower3166 Жыл бұрын
17:06 Ah, hell naw!
@emilyhaugse4598 Жыл бұрын
What I can't stop thinking about is Sarah going to the life insurance company with no evidence that her husband was eaten by a goblin
@nathanscore 2 жыл бұрын
kurtis describing a movie: "it's a movie. it's definitely a movie."
@futurehofer1564 2 жыл бұрын
he said that because there was nothing nice to say about it, it was a joke lol
@nathanscore 2 жыл бұрын
@@futurehofer1564 i'm autistic and have tried my whole life to make sense of different types of humor, but i think i could've told even without all my research and ways to try to understand sarcasm or the use of irony as a means to cause amusement that this was a joke.... edit: THIS IS ACTUALLY SO EXCITING!! this is the first time i think i'm "outjoking" someone and SOMEONE DOESNT GET MY JOKE (the original comment) TELLS ME THEY THINK IM NOT GETTING A JOKE ABOUT THE SAME THING MY JOKE WAS ABOUT (kurtis having no clue how to describe this movie)!!!! (i know, this hurts to read; i'm really sorry, i tried but i can't word it in a better way) i'm kind of proud of myself now for real 😭😭😭 edit 2: now i'm gonna quickly forget about this exchange because i'm getting paranoid YOU were being sarcastic and i didn't catch it. lets pretend all i didnt write all of that and pray that no one but you (the person i'm mentioning) is reading that shit. sorry
@nathanscore 2 жыл бұрын
@Leaf Elvan ohhhhh that makes me so happy!!! thank you so much 💗
@vinnyart92 2 жыл бұрын
it ony a movie
@guyfrietee6159 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Danny Jr. man, he never even got his Beijing Beef 😔
@bimbi7052 2 жыл бұрын
He’s gotta eat
@slushie3061 2 жыл бұрын
wtf is a Beijing Beef actually is?
@guyfrietee6159 2 жыл бұрын
@@slushie3061 it do be food
@slushie3061 2 жыл бұрын
@@guyfrietee6159 now you :) more headache
@timcook247 2 жыл бұрын
@@erika-rs3ns Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?
@JakePhoenixOfficial Жыл бұрын
Im the actor at 20:05 HAHA
@davi6115 Жыл бұрын
oh word?
@JakePhoenixOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@davi6115 word
@grace.stewartt4224 6 ай бұрын
That goblins stare in the shed at the end of the movie scared the shit outta me 😭 like wtf that’s terrifying
@AaronYorkYT 2 жыл бұрын
I love how insane these movies got even with such a low budget
@zack2390 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rZ5km8uHvr6opY0.html
@charisma7914 2 жыл бұрын
Ayee I’ve seen you on a NickIsNotGreen video before 😳 wassup
@AaronYorkYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@charisma7914 what’s good! I’ve been waiting for a kurtis video! Been watching him for years now. How about you?
@charisma7914 2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronYorkYT I only started watching him about 2 years ago haha. My mind has been cluttered because of school, so it’s nice to see a new video from him so I can unwind a bit.
@AaronYorkYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@charisma7914 that’s awesome! I’m currently in school and making videos and keeping up with the world and working so I completely get that. Hope school goes well and you have a chill 20 ish minutes with this inane movie review lmao
@carameldumpling 2 жыл бұрын
i searched it on IMDb and found a comment that goes "10/10 I think this film is an instant classic, thanks to Joe Cummings (the guy who plays Danny). A good solid film with a wonderful performance by the Joe Cummings!" which i can only guess was written by Joe Cummings
@ephemeral999 2 жыл бұрын
that name is also *really* fucking unfortunate if joe cummings is like. an actual person and actor in the film just. joe cummings...
@carameldumpling 2 жыл бұрын
@@ephemeral999 i know he was absolutely roasted everytime they called attendance in highschool
@Spooky_l3xxi 2 жыл бұрын
No wonder he moaned like that…
@ryan_klaudt 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being called Mr. Cummings 💀
@frostyskeletons8950 2 жыл бұрын
@@carameldumpling I could totally see that being a stage name. Perhaps he started out in more adult movies lol
@mishaa7263 Жыл бұрын
Goblin is a masterpiece of a film dealing with family trauma, grief and gaslighting. The performances are captivating and real, the script is rich and flavorful and tone is only comparable to Kubrick's "The Shining". A work of art any cinephile could appreciate
@kola_mc Жыл бұрын
11:29 why was ur editing of Shrek into the scene better than the actual film
@kd8663 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: "This cop." Man standing in front of animal control truck that says Animal Control.
@evaasclouds 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact animal control officers are cops for some reason
@evaasclouds 2 жыл бұрын
At least where I live
@honeysugar906 2 жыл бұрын
They're animal cops
@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын
@@evaasclouds excuse me what They HAVE that much power?? That seems like such a bad idea 💀
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots - This statement can be applied to either type of officer here.
@cbj_jackson 2 жыл бұрын
words cannot describe how much i loved that “hello ween” joke. it was so ethereal. simply put, i adore this joke. 10/10
@ari1758 2 жыл бұрын
I know I died 😂😂
@zack2390 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rZ5km8uHvr6opY0.html
@pizzatime7433 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@cozy2348 2 жыл бұрын
My hero is mid
@cozy2348 2 жыл бұрын
@@cisrot that avi you have is mid
@WhatAreHandlesFor Жыл бұрын
The mom's "oh god" being edited in like every part of the video will not stop being funny, and I don't know why 😂😂😂✨
@jameskinzer9476 Жыл бұрын
When the goblin ran past the window his shadow kinda looked like the live action grinch
@cosmiceli 2 жыл бұрын
"the horror movie we're going to be watching is... Dear Evan Hansen" had me on the FLOOR
@XemeraldXD 2 жыл бұрын
The musical is SO GOOD and then the movie is just- Why cant we have nice things.
@gummilatte1618 2 жыл бұрын
@@XemeraldXD yeah honestly
@brilliantchaos5397 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, we DID get tap-tap-tapping on the glass
@cosmiceli 2 жыл бұрын
@@brilliantchaos5397 my new favorite cinematic parallel
@Nitrolord 2 жыл бұрын
@@brilliantchaos5397 Okay like I know I left a hate comment about the movie on another comment about this joke but yeah some of the songs kinda slapped I also did appreciate the choreography in Sincerely, Me even though I knew how fucked it was in the back of my head
@leatrb3099 2 жыл бұрын
i firmly believe that in an alternate reality this woman tweeted “there’s a goblin in my garden, nauseous feeling like throwing up /srs” and her mutuals are like “get well soon bestie!!”
@doe-eyed-goth 2 жыл бұрын
HELP THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED
@euphoria3103 2 жыл бұрын
"vent // husband is trying to gaslight me into thinking this goblin isnt real :// idk what to do"
@remy994 2 жыл бұрын
the husband tries to ratio her in the replies
@HetaClaude 2 жыл бұрын
@@remy994 the goblin replies to him like "goblin THIS ratio" and ratios him instead
@remy994 2 жыл бұрын
@@HetaClaude “L + counter ratio” and it works
@prettysparklez1195 Жыл бұрын
18:56 Idk why but "ohh, theyre 69ing!" made me make an elephant noise laughing my ass off XDD
@Rowseh0ney Ай бұрын
The way I had to put my phone down to reflect on the goblin pregnancy thing wtfff
@somecanadiangirl1 2 жыл бұрын
I can't buy the "getting concerned about a childs drawing" trope because in elementary school I just casually made a mask for an arts project of the puppet from Saw and no one said SHIT
@buddyart- 2 жыл бұрын
I used to draw a bunch of knives on my folders and stuff, but none of my teachers said anything about it I wasn't in elementary, but I think I was about 8 at the time
@especiallyspecialtm9093 2 жыл бұрын
My parents (back when they were all super religious) used to ignore all the things I drew until I got into drawing monsters, which I got in trouble for because my mother deemed them “too demonic” :(
@honeybee2525 2 жыл бұрын
Ahah I also made a demon mask in elementary during the plaster unit, every kid was making cute animals and little me was over there making a whole ass demon.
@tunafish5462 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I used to draw the creepiest looking girls (I used to draw only girls for some reason) ever as a kid. Their face was always messed up and their body bends weird. The Goblin that the kid drew literally looks like shrek.
@bb-mf6qh 2 жыл бұрын
My brother randomly told me I drew eyes all the time as a child because I was paranoid about being watched. I just liked a series of unfortunate events it's not that deep 🤷♀️
@brunamota8865 2 жыл бұрын
Sarah getting knocked up by the Goblin is such a girlboss move.
@meforpresident7271 2 жыл бұрын
I havent watched the video yet but SHE FOCKING WHAT-
@sarahramdatt3651 2 жыл бұрын
thanks bro
@meforpresident7271 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahramdatt3651 LMAO NO PLEASE NO AKAKAKAMAKQKEMEKDJN3JSJSNSNS
@Julia-tk2em 2 жыл бұрын
She truly did girl boss a little too close to the sun.
@user-dg6ot1so4q 11 ай бұрын
@@Julia-tk2em icarus is my favorite girlboss 😍😍😍😍
@eyley.3411 11 ай бұрын
I cant resist but compare the ending of the movie by the mom leaving food for the goblin as an indication that he’s literally living on her backyard with the ending of the movie babadook, which’s ending was almost the same except the villain wasn’t a goblin LMAO. Anyways I recommend the movie (babadook not goblin please) to anyone who didn’t see it, I love it so much
@sluggiechan5518 8 ай бұрын
Right like 😭😭 they literally just ripped off that ending. Just came here from the podcast movie ranking because when he described the ending I was like no way
@eyley.3411 8 ай бұрын
@@sluggiechan5518 literally.. anyways babadook is really original & I’m sure some horror movies ended similarly but this is just identical
@untermensch787 Жыл бұрын
I don't usually rewatch videos but this one is so brilliant that I've watched it 4 times already
@b1rdsh0t80 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the dad’s whole arc in this movie is just going after progressively larger animals every time it ends up not being the animal he just killed 😂
@alleymercuryway7777 Жыл бұрын
*kills cougar* “IT MUST BE A BEAR” *kills bear* “it must be…. AN ORCA” “In a suburban neighborhood?” “SU AND HAND ME MY GUN”
@doritodorito492 Жыл бұрын
Feels more like something from a children's picture book than something from a horror movie.
@Bea-xl9rb Жыл бұрын
Maybe the real monster in Goblin WAS the great white shark
@damienearl8302 Жыл бұрын
@@alleymercuryway7777 *grabs a harpoon* "Welp, I'm off to find myself a blue whale, keep my chair warm!"
@Nermalhater1717 11 ай бұрын
Oh shit my balls are exploding
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