the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

The fact that Kurtis didn't mention that the way that the girl got all her boob nails was by stealing them from coffins in the middle of the night.

"oh, fish in the mouth" is the funniest thing I've ever experienced and I can't come close to explaining why

*ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

As a Czech person watching this reaction...... I am surprised how did this film get into the US market while everything that is described in the movie is probably getting over the heads of casual viewers. This movie has a lot of historical references which includes famous legends as well as describing ordinary life of ordinary, not aristocratic people or Catholic church priests. I like how they put so many legends, stories and even real events into such a short movie. Let me explain why is this movie so complex and hard to understand for non-Czech person, and even more difficult for American: Some reference: The priest being fat and other eating "whole turkey" is pinpointing the part of the history where the Church was becoming more of a money collector where you could have bought "desátek" which meant that you pay certain amount of gold, it justifies all your sins and you are cleansed. And everyone was religious back then, so the Church disused it for their profit so they lived in luxury, thus the portrayal of fat priest and eating meat, which was not so cheap back then. So it led a prominent priest called Jan Hus to try to reform the Church to clear it from this "purchasing cleansing" and take it back to its roots, as it was meant to be. So Jan Hus started preaching differently from "what was said" and he started to be disliked by the Church bishops, which led to burning of Jan Hus to death on pyre and it cause a huge revolution in Czech lands called Hussite wars in 15th century, which led to Crusades of Catholic Church to be sent over to the Czech lands to stop the rebellion, etc etc. Such a small reference, which hides a long history which influences our country even today. This is only one of many references, I could write thousands of words about references and legends portrayed in this movie. Thanks for the video. Greetings from the Czech Republic!

Kurtis was ahead of his time everyone is obsessed with this movie now

to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?'' Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

As a Czech person, I have a few things to point out from my POV: 1. The CGI quality is pretty bad because it's the 1st 3D animated movie that was made in Czechia (2008). 2. The unsettling humour is quite common in older movies and cartoons. That's just culture, ig... 😅😅😅 (Yeah, nudity isn't that bad over here.) 3. Jemmy's name was translated wrong, Kuba is a nickname for Jakub, which is Jacob (correct me if Jemmy is a nickname for Jacob). Katy... There's no translation for her original name as far as I can recall. Matthew's name was translated RIGHT!!! :D 4. The English dubbing is worse... The Czech one fits better. 😂 5. When I saw the movie as a child, I was terrified. 6. That specific clock, Orloj, is very symbolic to Czechia, which is why they didn't want it built anywhere else. Yes, I admit that this movie is VERY unhinged, but it is super popular over here. We normalise some stuff that would be considered more taboo on the western side of the world (atp I even figured out we get more detailed sex education than Americans). In a nutshell: This movie is like a "pearl" of the local movie industry.

I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

“Once a loser, always a loser. Even if he eats caviar.” Can that be my senior quote?

Why is she giving people nails? She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?" _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

It sounds like Kurt is is tryna explain a nightmare he had

As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do

the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

as a czech person who quite literally grew up watching Goat story - i find it so incredibly funny how i do get the refferences and kurtis does not. Mathews story is actually an adapted version of the Doctor Faust, which is a czech myth + it is actually said that the Charles bridge was built using eggs in the binding cement to last longer. Also I can't get over the fact of what names the dub gave the two main characters, cause it makes absolutely no sense :DD i very much enjoyed this film as a little kid and i think it was actually quite informative for my little brain back then. now i just think it's iconic and i still love it!

As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.

These are unbelievably ugly character designs.

It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

Honestly, I'm not gonna talk about this movie's plot and explain how it connects to Czech myths and legends, I bet tone of people already did, but I'll note - the English dub is the thing to firmly drill it into my head that Goat, is in fact, a woman. Because her original voice, IIRC, is pretty unisex, I believe she had a male voice actor in the Czech dub. It's a bit of a whiplash to see an English dub and Goat with such a clearly female voice. You know, as a kid, I thought she's a dude for a good half of the movie.

When he said, 𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱 I felt that 😔

So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

Hey! Czech girl here! I actually watched the movie several times in my childhood; in the original dabing, it is even more creepy. Like the goat has a strong man voice, originally. The thing with nudity is/was very common. I remember lots of kids' movies with pepees, boobs and butts. It ain't traumatising just funny for kids. Many czech households aren't so strict about nudity or bad dictionaries in movies.

It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

"Oh- a plot hole, they should fix that" was the funniest thing ive ever watched thanks

hi!! a czech person here, we don't talk about this movie lol. we pretend it never happened.

3:48 i saw a small flash if this before it cut to an ad and it us comparable to any jumpscare in fnaf thanks im in tears

The gag that this movie is now popular on Stan twitter in 2023 😭😭

The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native: - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!) - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so... - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here. But yeah, its a super bad movie.

The way Katy became an overnight Twitter ICON we Stan our busty queen 🤭 -giggles as nails fall out my bust-

i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

Kurtis you should totally get that skeleton playing the organ as your next tattoo... just saying

I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

5:15 It's true. At rhe medieval ages there was like hamster ball to help carry the enormous block of stone and there was a lot of people that died because it was unsafe. I discover that in a museum in France.

Would you like... another nail.. sir? 👁️👄👁️ 📌🔴🔴

“This man is eating an entire Turkey” Ignores the man eating a live pig.

Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

how did they hang a goat in a dress and not notice

this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

In the original story, the guy throws himself into the clock to kill himself and break it as revenge. So, apparently THAT was too mature, but the rest of it is okay lmao

WE GETTING FISHY FISHY FISHY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

As a Czech person, I agree, this movie is freaking weird and I don't like it. I just want to tell you, that the taking out the eyeballs of the old man is actually an old prague legend (the legend is like at least century old)

The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

Katie: where’s goat???? Jemmy: who do you think gave you the hang 😔😔😔😔😔😔

I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.

FISHY FISHY FISH, MAKIN' IT STINKY🐟🐟👺👺

"Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on KZfaq are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

Imagine how hard that movie could be if it was a serious drama (and a normal woman as a goat)

Actually 'Kozí příběh' can be translated as 'Boobs story' since its slang word for boobs in czech lol

Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

If this is a children’s movie... then so is sausage party

the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

jemy's facial structure reminds me of the i aint never seen 2 pretty best friends

26:21 OMG THEY KILLED RED RIDING HOOD

Why is nobody talking ab “I’m getting ready right by the window” and him ~fucking creaming his pants~

"Hey honey" "Hey" "How was work?" "The usual, I animated a little boys dingaling in 24 fps."

Wanna know what’s even worse? There’s a second movie.

As a person from Czechia I absolutely adored this movie. I also loved it more than other movies. I didn't care about the animation, I only cared about the jokes and story, it is not big deal guys!❤

Rewatching this with the context that the movie went viral on Twitter and the internet’s reaction to this movie is completely different than Kurtis is so funny 😭😭😭

The animation is so bad and ugly it's actually causing me anxiety

This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀

The movie's hard to understand because, as the title says, it's "The old Prague legends" a good many of which about the clock which most people haven't seen. They're shaking horse carts of eggs into the cement because there's a legend that the Charles IV bridge had eggs mixed in it (there actually is an architectural technique of using eggs in cement, but it wasn't used in the Charles IV bridge). The legend of Hanus losing his eyes and breaking the clock is part of the local legends (though the clock wasn't actually built by Hanus, that was a misinterpretation of records) There's constantly imagery of skeletons and birds in a skeleton's mouth because the clock has a skeleton on it and there is a legend that when a knight was wrongfully imprisoned, he saw a bird perch in the skeleton's mouth when it opened during the hourly chiming, but when the chiming ended, the skeleton's mouth closed and the bird was trapped until it opened again the next hour. This was a good omen that the knight would be found innocent and escape the jaws of death, thus the skeleton and the bird in it's mouth became a symbol of hope. But if you don't know that story, all the skeleton's with birds in their mouths make no sense. The story of Matthew's deal with the Devil is plainly derivative of Doctor Faust (Latinized Faustus) lampshaded in the movie by him squatting in the Faust House, also located in Prague (though the historical doctor Faust would've lived later than when the clock was first completed) The headless guy blowing a trumpet is a reference to another figure on the clock which has since lost its head. Katie is a reference to a figure of a courtesan who bends over every hour to let you peak at her cleavage, hence the Praguian saying "Every boy over 12 knows the exact time in Prague!" When nails sometimes fall out of the figures and people step on them in the streets, the people of Prague will say "The courtesan must be keeping nails in her bodice!" hence the boob nails. In the original story, Matthew had more to do with the plot in that he and Jemmy were in a love triangle with Katie, and it was by Matthew's Satanic powers that Katie and the goat were magically swapped. The goat wanting to marry Jemmy because he milks her is also part of the story. It's a Faustian bargain for the goat as well because Matthew asks if she would like to switch places with Katie and the goat agrees, only to hang in Katie's place. Naturally, the goat surviving the hanging isn't part of the original folk tail, that was just added in this version to give it a happier ending. Everything past Faust House I made up

as a czech watching this video about a movie i grew up on made me realize how wierd this movie is. that is so funny

I present to you: the characters of Goat Story 👩🏼 👷🏻‍♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺

My boyfriend and I were drunk as hell watching this and I cackled for an hour straight at "fish in the mouth" and "Makin it stinky"

In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.

I’m from Czech and when I was in second grade they played that to us after school when we were waiting for our parents to pick us up.

If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.

I’m Czech and the part where they cut the old man’s eyes out is a real Czech legend about how the clock was built. So yeahh haha

When I was 10 my Czech school organized afternoon screening of this movie in the local cinema and I remember I didn't find anything portrayed in the movie to be strange at all since I was not exposed to american culture/internet yet. If I were I could have gone see Wall-E instead. Btw I live in Prague now and the atmosphere of the movie is very accurate.

Kurtis: This little movie called GoAt StOrY. Me, a girl from the Czech Republic: Oh no... * intense flashbacks *

Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

It's the fact that people are using clips from this movie on Twitter more and more as time goes on 😭

15:00 / 31:36 actually in the original dub (I'm from Czech so I've seen it) when that guy holds Matthews pen he says something like: "Oh and Matthews Pen##" DX. In Czech these two words can sound similliar when you spell it wrong 😭😭😭

this is probably the worst and funniest movie you've ever reviewed.

The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

I love how Kurtis doesn’t even bother to talk about the fact that Goat is slowly becoming an alcoholic the entire movie 😭

I remember never finishing watching this movie as a child. It was too scary, weird, and unfunny to me. But then the sequell arrived and for some reason I loved watching that maybe even weirder thing

My roommate and I can’t stop saying “making it stinky” thanks Kurtis

shoutout to this movie traumatizing a whole generation of czech children

I probably come back to this video once a month purley for the crazy animation and just hanging of a goat??? That shit was wild

13:00 Look....i was like this once. Not anymore, but this did happen to me in 7th grade. Its not as unrealistic as you would think.

This movie is so horrible but I just can’t look away..

The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

I think I repressed my memory of this movie, but I remember one time I went to this girls house for a sleepover for her birthday. She was one of those sorta kids who was glued to the screen and watched every single movie you could think of. Her parents brought this one back from the clearance section of a Walmart I think, hoping that she’d never seen it before. After about 15 minutes of the movie this entire party of 10 year old girls were all so mortified of the movie we started screaming and crying. Her mom ripped the DVD from the blue ray player and I never got to find out how it ended. Thank you kurtis, now I can rest peacefully 🥲

I just find it hilarious that the most successful Czech movie lost half a million dollars.