This might not be a fruitful endeavour (Balatro)

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16 күн бұрын

Wishlist Balatro on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
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@JakeFace0 14 күн бұрын

The great thing about Northernlion is that he's just the most average, normie, default human with one exception: he viscerally remembers every single event that has ever happened to him and can recite every detail about how he felt with arbitrarily fine detail.

@Joe__M 12 күн бұрын

the glazing is crazy

@HeathCottengim 11 күн бұрын

Interestingly also applies to Tim Rogers

@sewertrash. 9 күн бұрын

The Normie Asmongold

@Hunter-po8jy 9 күн бұрын

@@HeathCottengim actually so true

@cpccroixssantplayer1403 14 күн бұрын

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Balatro Guy

@DollarinoJones 14 күн бұрын

Haha, sick animanga reference dude- I love Japanimation!

@aamos4489 14 күн бұрын

Balatro

@lmcchadgamer5703 14 күн бұрын

Are we balatro guys because we play balatro? Or do we play balatro because we’re balatro guys?

@vipercat 14 күн бұрын

Stand proud, you're bald

@male4047 14 күн бұрын

Before the balatro guy opened their domain, ante 8: boss blind. They thought to themselves, "if I was jokerless, it might give me a little trouble" "but would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win."

@Nikowo1610 14 күн бұрын

When I'm at costco to buy some apples and find I've accidentally walked into the vegetable isle

@chocopie1165 14 күн бұрын

@ogmarekianko6072 13 күн бұрын

lmao so dry I choked

@RobotnikPlngas 13 күн бұрын

@@ogmarekianko6072 Drink a Coke Zero bro.

@turagamaxil 14 күн бұрын

Will Suffice would be a fantastic rap name

@Hunter-po8jy 14 күн бұрын

We're "We're guys of course we" guys of course we "We're guys of course we"

@gangstreG123 13 күн бұрын

We're meta guys, of course we're recursive

@kaidenb.7299 13 күн бұрын

I read this

@EukaryoticCS 9 күн бұрын

So meta even this acronym

@Hunter-po8jy 9 күн бұрын

@@EukaryoticCS smeta

@theonlycommodore2778 13 күн бұрын

It is very on brand for Northernlion to get in an argument with a 12 year old and drop Dostoyevsky on them

@user-rk9su1jc4c 14 күн бұрын

I like watching NL play balatro because i actively avoid learning how the game works so i can't automatically mentally backseat all his decisions, makes it way more enjoyable

@wyldenites 14 күн бұрын

I have 200 hours (don't ask) and I backseated once, but then immediately was like, it's not his fault, he didn't get jokers that kept his run going, and IMMEDIATELY that night had a run that I got ZERO chip or mult jokers. Twitch chatters suck imo and Karma is a B

@lyfehaxandtrix3481 14 күн бұрын

I also have way too many hours and I have gaslit myself to believing that whatever he says about what he is playing is absolutely objectively better than whatever I could’ve thought of - “correct” or not

@wyldenites 13 күн бұрын

@@lyfehaxandtrix3481 yeah ngl, I think most of the chatters are in that one IQ analysis, some are too dumb to care or too smart to want to care. Some chatters haven't played ever, some just like the banter, others play and are good, but like the game and creator so they watch, but the last group play and watch, but the only thing they go for is King Joker + Sock and Buskin yadda yadda

@xarsonx 14 күн бұрын

18:08 Ramesses II before the Battle of Kadesh

@quiteadept 14 күн бұрын

1:07:11 me when grandpa asks me to grab his dentures but I decide to dip them in mama lizzie's chili oil first

@Milkboye 14 күн бұрын

He had me at Offspring, he lost me at Udon slander

@DanTheMann1218 12 күн бұрын

Udon vs Ramen is an apples and oranges situation, so I won’t debase the Udon enjoyers, but I’d take Ramen if given the choice. The broth flavor pairs very well with the style of noodles, and the toppings of a good Ramen offer lots of variety.

@Jynxix 14 күн бұрын

3:33 jesse when asked where the meth came from

@ShaggyMcSwaggy 14 күн бұрын

This is just an appreciation post, but I always find myself coming back to NL every couple of years. The vibes, the wit, and the swag continue to be great and somehow this man gets me addicted to a new game each time - thank you for all the time and work you’ve put into this channel o7

@heavymetalmidis2 8 күн бұрын

@styles1168 14 күн бұрын

Me slowly transforming my nation into a banana republic:

@wyldenites 14 күн бұрын

Me playing BTD and only placing Banana Farms down

@newvolume7 14 күн бұрын

The Canadian is learning about corruption and taxes

@Sesambrezel 14 күн бұрын

Is it 1 killed chatter per video now?

@rathervalor 14 күн бұрын

37:11 me when im at a physical but im a bit overeager about it

@lurpakshakur2230 14 күн бұрын

we're balatro guys, of course we fuck on the pokertable

@Bestyja 14 күн бұрын

He truly is peak entertainment

@VinIchiban 13 күн бұрын

Just started playing this game a couple days ago. I was thinking, “Man this game reminds me of Isaac. Let me look up some KZfaq stuff. “ -should I be surprised who pops up 😂

@OpinionatedSkink 13 күн бұрын

32:40 wtf did he just come up with that off the top of his head? Get this man to cameo on DropoutTV holy shit

@Ovvenchips 7 күн бұрын

That shit had me laughing out loud. Very loud

@tsundae7669 14 күн бұрын

Captain John Smith 5 months into the establishment of the colony of Jamestown after more than half of his original colonists died from inhospitable conditions

@MrGiovanniPollio 13 күн бұрын

Pretty fly for an Egg

@Gtajornadas 13 күн бұрын

1:01:44 this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

@iluxa-4000 14 күн бұрын

And another thing about matador that's bad - even when it works, it's $8 per hand, not per trigger. You should get $40 for playing 5 face cards when they're all debuffed

@wyldenites 14 күн бұрын

Which would make it the only econ joker you would EVER need and would be nerfed the next update. You can get a max of 6 hands with vouchers without being on Blue deck, so that's a chance at $24 without vouchers and Black Deck and a max $56 using them and Blue Deck. Your fault if you can't make it work, not the games, plus, it's not meant for the long haul.

@iluxa-4000 14 күн бұрын

@@wyldenites type A spotted. And it would be a decent econ joker, except it doesn't work on like half the bosses, which makes it just a bad joker, especially for an uncommon

@wavedash- 13 күн бұрын

It's so funny that NL's win rate with early Green Joker approaches 0%

@user-nt2xm6cm1e 13 күн бұрын

Offspring Joker: +13 mult if deck draws a 31

@ananas_anna 8 күн бұрын

50:50 "Inflation? Isn't that a fetish?"

@pinstripeowl 12 күн бұрын

The music pulls in this are a++

@itschar8872 14 күн бұрын

0:52 NL Balatro stream anthem

@hysterheister0947 14 күн бұрын

The best non-noodle soup:chili

@christopherbareja996 13 күн бұрын

Watery, thin soup-like chili is awful. Thick chili is goated, and not a soup.

@Omega-pd5oj 14 күн бұрын

we’re Balatro guys of course we repeat the same joke as the top comment

@jackson1182 14 күн бұрын

We're 2x speed guys, of course we finish fast. We've got lots of content to get through.

@MemoryVague 14 күн бұрын

27:41 I don't even need to say it

@mhbackman 13 күн бұрын

I'm 100% here for NL's very particular music references!

@bosspatz6862 11 күн бұрын

I wish I had half of the sarcastic charm NL does. Then one day, I may also play balatro.

@SydneyApplebaum 14 күн бұрын

Bro they run a deficit AND print it

@bogitokr5933 14 күн бұрын

Balatro guys we are, of course 🧌

@TonyTheTGR 14 күн бұрын

Protip with e scores... the number after is just the total of digits, plus the first one. So a million would be 1.0e6. Twenty million would be 2.0e7. Does that make it easier to follow? Probably not, but just keep scoremaxing. It's all you can do.

@stucktj 14 күн бұрын

Offspring greatest hit's and Fallout boy's under the cork tree albums are what I listened to when playing Burnout 3 on the original Xbox.

@plusonedex 14 күн бұрын

holyyyyy what a prodigious bounty of poker based shenanigans

@dontcare432523452 13 күн бұрын

okay but ttekbokki's real good

@internetnobody6754 14 күн бұрын

Cross by Justice was the 1st album I bought for myself. Changed my life

@eclect 13 күн бұрын

The chatter who wants to become an amateur debt collector is cursed by the gods never to see the light of day

@danielgamboa6130 13 күн бұрын

31:45 hear me out NL: horned dog jay geils band son or Laufey daughter?

@TheBurl8 14 күн бұрын

I have never seen matador pay out

@BlinkyTheBot 13 күн бұрын

We’re balatro guys, of course we rub our chin the whole video

@stevez4120 13 күн бұрын

Mr. Bojangles

@wyldenites 14 күн бұрын

We're stream guys, of course we incessantly bug you like a summer ant

@Jynxix 14 күн бұрын

2:58 the homophobic vampire in provincetown massachusetts

@NateStJean 11 күн бұрын

Not the “gaming style”…💀

@lachumayo 14 күн бұрын

When I watch Northernlion videos I like to read the "[timestamp] me when I [x]" comments and rate them in my head

@mrrp405 14 күн бұрын

It’s the only enjoyment I can get out of some of them

@TheFamousMockingbird 14 күн бұрын

Udon is pretty damn good, its def A tier

@male4047 14 күн бұрын

Why are the videos uploaded out of order? This video is pre patch and they have videos up from post patch. Unless he downpatched but the update is objectively good so i doubt it? Confusing

@male4047 14 күн бұрын

Like I saw some of this on librarian last week?

@heykak 13 күн бұрын

could always be that he fucked up, NL doesnt really care that much about the channel. But since he also has both twitch VoDs and specific youtube videoes, that creates a discrepancy. But pretty much any stream vod will be a week late (while librarian starts uploading them after 2 days)

@urgotfantasy6108 14 күн бұрын

I've never felt more seen than the "John Tesh goes pretty hard" joke.

@ScoffMathews 14 күн бұрын

He still thinks it's the constant e?

@Brendrum 14 күн бұрын

We're Balatro guys, of course we comment first

@artskyd_ 14 күн бұрын

Pho clears ramen

@christopherbareja996 13 күн бұрын

Ramen is so rich you can have it like twice a year. You can eat pho multiple times a week and it's incredible every time.

@grit1 14 күн бұрын

Oppan gaming style

@biggrovin7437 14 күн бұрын

We're

@zombiegamer2012 14 күн бұрын

What about tomato soup?

@sunshinehunter3676 14 күн бұрын

in terms of simple soups I'd rather pick a potato-leek soup or asparagus. nothing wrong with tomato though, but personally I rarely make it

@christopherbareja996 13 күн бұрын

Tomato soup is an ingredient. As a meal, no thanks.

@jeremyc5570 14 күн бұрын

NLs take on taxes being good and surpluses being bad proves he's been contracted by Canadian Central Intelligence.

@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT 13 күн бұрын

We're we

@noamchemla 14 күн бұрын

50k views, 11 seconds. Fell off

@smalldog1 14 күн бұрын

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm first.

@xxoticgaming 14 күн бұрын

Bro need to take a trip to vietnam and eat 20 other noodle soups thats not Pho. Pho is barely top 20 lmao.

@doodelbopgames 14 күн бұрын

4 billion views in 2 minutes. fell off

@amrit6252 14 күн бұрын

49:22 I’d rather my government invest in local production, industry, and social services over what they do now which is just US-led wars in order to maintain their control over the planets’ resources. The reason the US, for example, is able to run a huge debt is because of the dollar is the world’s reserve currency. They are the only country able to print their own money and not have it lead to massive inflation because there’s a constant, manufactured need for US dollars all the time in order to buy needed commodities like energy and food. That’s changing though as the global majority rises up and are dedollarizing and forming new economic and political alliances like BRICS+, SCO, EAEU, etc. US-led imperialism is on the decline which is good for all of humanity. 🫡